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*shamwows the comments area*
Lets keep this clean.
Clean? You shouldn’t have used the ShamWow then.
What are you talking about? It’s made in Germany. You know the Germans always make great stuff…
Look at that. *points to fail* THAT is going to smell.
LOL!!!
Officer:You are charged for…/
Driver: But maybe the bridge was 11 foot 2 inches!!!
Officer:GTFO u &^!&!&!#%&!%#&
Driver:
In soviet Russia people were not allowed to juggle…and there was no electricity…and their was no electric current…and they’re was no lamps…ergo:
This Is a FAKE!
Support PETA!
FIRST!
PWN is probably the most idiotic word ever invented!
*ywns*
The juggling fail is down the hall and to the left. *yawn*.
*grabs tazer*
He said the WORD!!! *twitch*
the evil word… *twitches again*
they shouldnt say it…
no they shouldnt durg, just calm down and we’ll get through this, and remove the tazer from the portable generator, might be a bit much juice for it…
You need councelling, you talk to yourself
No i dont! you do!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
*points tazer at self*
*waits expectantly*
*hopes very hard, clenching fists*
They’re…councelling….rrrrrrrgh
*dangles something in front of dilly*
Look, dilly! Look at the shiny…!
*pounces out of the shiny*
*SQUEEZE*
*scarpers while Dragon is dazzled*
Definitely not fake. I think this is in Chicago, and I know for a fact this happens more often than you would think.
Actually its in Pierre South Dakota. I live here and I saw it the day it happened.
STUPID HIPPY PETA SUCKS!!
Fedex sure fails a lot! =O
Ask Tom Hanks.
When you’ve got government funding, fail is affordable.
DHL just knows how to hide thier failures
When it absolutely, positively has to fail, use fedex.
i have to say i’ve had better luck with fedex than ups- ups likes to tell me my address doesn’t exist
just because you can’t find something doesn’t mean it’s not there
Because their drivers think they own the road and the rules dont apply to them!
Well, I’m outta here!
Awh, Mikey D, not again.
I’m trying to keep a safe space for BFF so he’s not blinded before his birthday.
*sigh* Alright alright
C’mon, McFail, let’s go somewhere they welcome our kinda smut. Let’s grab a drink at the courthouse.
Ahh, isn’t it great being members of the bar
Mcfail and Mookie walk into a bar. . .
…
McFail says to the bartender, “Ever since then Mookie measures everything before she puts it in her mouth.”
*PPPFFFFFFLLLBBBBBGTTTTTT!!!*
Um…I’m gonna need something to clean off my monitor.
I am NOT touching that ShamWow, though. I don’t want my computer to get pregnant.
Hey, why do I have to be the butt of the joke?
Yours is the best butt in here and you know it.
*is flirting with Mookie?*
Um…
Bod – I thought you liked un-girls? But that’s OK, you can still flirt if you want! It doesn’t stop Mr. Cuddles, after all.
There is not a single decent man in my life, Mookie.
*sobs*
*wipes eyes*
I’m just trying to get it where I can.
No offense, like.
And, you know, a butt’s a butt. But your butt… that’s something else.
Your butt abuts the sublime.
*dries Bod’s eyes* It’s OK, you can pretend I’m your guy until the realthing comes along, I don’t mind. C’mere, give us a cuddle. *cuddles*
*cuddles right back*
You smell nice. What is that smell?
Oh, it’s some perfume that Retaba recommended.
Strange… my fantasy seems to be excited… why is that happening?
Oh, now you’re just teasing me, you bad thing! *titters*
Don’t call me names, miss!
Please don’t call me names.
Can I call you late for dinner?
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bite me!
Waaaaaaooooouuuuuuu!
(ps How am I doing? Do I pass for a straight?)
*bites*
*bleeds manfully*
Lol. Oh, Mookie.
Lmao. Oh, Mookie.
Looks like you missed a spot
*spot*
*shamwows Rute Mantee*
think he kept his job?
i am insane about shamwow
“Honey, did you pack the bridge?”
“Yep, packed it down real good. Let’s see those truck try to get under it now”.
One of my Fav Blue Collar Jokes is:
A trooper pulls up behind a truck that is wedged under the bridge.
Trooper: Did you get your truck stuck?
Trucker: Nope! i was delivering that overpass and ran out of gas. Here’s your sign!
Bill Engvall. Best Comedian Ever.
Yeah, Eddie Izzard, Demitri Martin, Sarah Silverman, and pretty much anyone else suck total ass. THANK GOD for Bill Engvall.
Who?
Ooh! A tandem truck this time. Double the oops! Happy Friday!
Excuse me officer, would you like to sign for this bridge so I can be on my way?
Yes because he has prey in need of stalking before it gets away.
GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!!!
Sheesh.
NO this is fun fun fun
WARNING!! This post is humo(u)r free and should not in any way, shape or form be taken as ironic or jesting.
YOU are not helping. If you want to post as eighty-gazillion people, fine. Knock yourself out. If you want to come back as Everyone Else and start a fight again, bring it on. If you need to be Blu or Yang or Santa (and for all I know you were Odo and that ungodly little shitting wiener dog, too) in order to feel a sense of superiority in pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes, go for it. You did something very nice for me once, Skwerlly, and for that I thank you, but I have just about had it with the lot of you.
So whatever crap you people are dealing with, please deal with it elsewhere. I don’t need or want to see and feel your hate. And I’m not speaking just to you, but to both sides. Tripping over your hateful little posts makes me not want to be here, and everyone concerned are acting like bloody trolls. Grow up, put on your big girl/boy panties/boxers and GET OVER IT!!!
We now resume regularly scheduled punning.
I’ve been over this before, as well. I’m posting as Skwerlly Bob now and no one \ nothing else. “Roadkill” who IS using a dual identity is posting “stalking” comments after my comments today and managed to find and use my squirrel picture on line. (i’ll admit i took it via a Google image search). I do understand and agree that this crap is frustrating, but I didn’t do the “hateful little posts” today, please redirect your anger. If any further discussion is needed, let me know. — Thanks!
Unfortunately, all anyone has to do to steal someones avatar is to right click on it, save in on their local drive then upload it to gravatar.
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I’ve been using my own images so that if someone does do it I can at least nail them for stealing intellectual (I know, it’s a stretch) property if I get pissed off enough at the person doing it.
Dang, lost of traffic fails lately…
*lots
Yup. They make a mess, that’s why I cleaned up.
Glad I’m not the only one with dyslexic fingers. I almost ended up with ‘turcks’ instead of trucks in my post.
As in “That’s nobody’s business but the Turcks”?
And his business is chess?
Not Constantinople?
Can’t believe I missed that one.
You had the boat ankara’d to a different thread…understandable, don’t feel bad
Ottoman! Outta sight!
The Caicos is a lie.
Oo. Is tonight’s roleplaying going to be Riker and Troy this time??
Oy Vay Izmir.. is it?
bested by goats
Are you going to become a barber?
No, no — I’m a goader, not a goatee.
Tunnel-Snakes rule! Woooha!
Butch, calm down.
Hey! Overseer! Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you??
Hee! I hope Overseer took the bait!
Didn’t seem you’d be into goa.
I see what you did, there
and I liked it.
*heads up to the roof*
*cleans the chairs after last night’s debacle*
*sets up two glasses of scotch with cigars beside*
*settles into minty fresh clean chair and relaxes*
*waits for Mikey and the good Doc to fall asleep. Clutching shaving cream and lipstick in her hand*
*brings razor and camera*
*Brings mushrooms*
-Brings some warm water in a bowl-
*waits for Mikey and the good Doc to fall asleep, but for a completely different reason*
Oh Katy, Mikey wanted this place clean. He’s be MAD when he wakes up!
… or maybe not…
I wonder why he wants to keep it clean all of a sudden? Perhaps he’s having guests over later?
Don’t get hopeful.
I always have room for sweet potatoes in my life!
Heh, I meant about the guests thing
*beams*
Awww that was sweet…. *SQUEEZE*
So did the Vicar
Leave Goldsmith out of this.
*Anxiously awaits the fail picture*
Hiya Mikey. How was your day?
I’m on two weeks leave from tomorrow!!! Time to introduce myself to my kids (they’ve both got birthdays in the next few weeks). So, God, I need this…
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Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Omg! These chairs….You’re pretty amazing, you know that, right?
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*puff, puff, sip*
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Ooo, did you get these cigars from Ry?
Fairly slow, how about yourself?
Oooh, sounds like you got a good couple of weeks coming up! You lucky bugger.
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*sips and relaxes*
Cheers! *blushes*
Just keeping your roof-chairs nice and clean, it is a good vantage point.
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Yeah, apparently Ry wraps them herself. I’ve never had cigars quite like them.
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Say, Rockie wouldn’t happen to be a guard rock would she? I’m starting to have suspicions about some of the failbloggers. . .
Lots of tidying up issues…briefing 2IC. Lol, someone mentioned bondage today…and I couldn’t help but let out that…’Yeah, my safe word can’t be Potato anymore’ lolol.
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I love this roof garden you know…mmm and these cigars, ‘grats to Ry when you see her, yum
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Ooo! Did you see that shooting fail?
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*puff, puff, sip*
*drifts off happy…*
How many looks of horror did you get?
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*sip, sip, puff*
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I like grass roofs, it’s just a shame when the sheep fall off. I wonder where Ry is? She’s normally around by now.
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Awww, not seen a shooting fail for a while.
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*pretends to sleep while watching the moving shrubberies with one eye*
*creeps up behind Mikey with chloroform-soaked ShamWow*
*sniff sniff*
Wha?
*slumps*
*dresses Mikey up like a showgirl* *takes photos*
Thats why my package is late.
I’m sure it happens to a lot of guys…
… and yet, they always seem surprised…
Better to be late than early, in this particular scenario.
Unless he’s talking about “late” in the “dead and defunct” meaning.
Actually, that’s just what we tell you to make you feel better.
I know, we just propagate that saying to make you feel all-knowing and superior.
oh PUH-lease! We know all about your little tricks and fibs. They’re so cute. We talk about them in the meetings.
Oh? Do go on! I would love to hear what the gossip queens are saying now…
FedEx — when it absolutely, positively, has to be there under the bridge.
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(name clicky is for a vid of FedEx’s original absolutely, etc., commercial)
Lonely as I am, together we fail.
I don’t ever wanna fail like I did that day…
That’s the trouble with truck drivers these days, short attention spans.
in this case, short bridge spans
a bridge too short
*arches eyebrows at Amber*
I truss you won’t make a habit of this.
Suspension of disbelief.
It looks like after this he cantilever his load.
He could, Via duct.
I have no hernia! Well, Nun that I know of !
*rolls far out of reach*
Perhaps you have a hisnia? I hear it is the less conventshonal choice these days.
i can not begin to guess what your avatar is Bod?
Here, let me…
*wipes away question mark*
There. All better now.
Oh, and it’s a ceramic sheep. Wasn’t that obvious?
*grumbles*
What is wrong with the world when people can’t recognise a ceramic sheep?
*looks at himself*
*wonders if he isn’t a ceramic sheep after all*
*becomes concerned*
oh, i see the sheep now, very clearly it is a sheep, no doubt about it, you are a lovely sheep!
I think you just need to soak your ch-ch-chia and add the seeds.
And here I thought you were an anteater this whole time!
But I see it clearly now, it’s definitely a sheep.
*sidles away*
I wondered why you didn’t have Bod as your avatar. Have you heard of Bod?
I think I have heard of Bod but only in a vague way. I just googled the little blighter and find that I don’t recognise him. 1975, though. I was only minus four.
SO WAS I! Wow.
Is everyone in this place 29?
Only the 29 year olds are.
if i had said rock with a handle you would not have been happy so i asked you. It is a tiny picture, the icons on my iphone are bigger!
It is kind of small, I suppose…
*looks around*
*starts to feel self-conscious*
*squeeze*
Hello Mikey D!
*squeezes back*
Well, there’s a second fail in it, since he apparently where going backwards into the bridge…
I think he went under and that top flap popped up after coming out from the other side. I don’t think he was going backwards.
Tsk, you should always have a pop-up blocker before getting onto the information super highway!
Ahh, brilliant.
–stares– at Retaba’s witty comment.
It looks like the failure might have been caused by a buffer overrun.
If they had recieved more support they would not of ran into this issue.
DAT is asking for a lot.
No, he went under the bride, realized he shouldn’t have and backed.
*bridge
Actually, the comment without the correction is funny.
Weren’t we keeping the comments clean for BFF? (Did I get his nick right?)
Yes you did Retaba.
I’m astounded at how well it turned out!
Congratulations Failbloggers!
The true icing on the cake is that BFF never turned up in this blog today.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That’s so funny it hurts.
sounds like poor grooming
That poor poodle.
…and one would think that brides would be especially clean!
Dunno. Bachelorette parties have been getting rough in the past few years.
At long last, I finally taste the sweetness of being first! *wipes tear from eye*
So close yet so far away. Your consolation prize is a taze! Please try again next time.
Um, Asinus, this is Dana’s only joy in life — to play troll-house and pretend s/he thinks she is posting first, so that s/he can get a taze out of us. We can all adjust our taze-whore setting to “dumb.”
*Deletes troll-house cookies*
See what happens when I miss a few weeks? I can’t spot the new trolls.
They are the same as the old trolls, new names, same games.
Second verse, same as the first.
AHH FINALLY THE FAIL I ORDERED HAS ARRIVED!!
FedEx now delivers bridges.
)
(Apparently a
trollhobbit has just received his shipment.A Bridge to Farthings.
*plays “Burn the Bridge” by Hobbit*
By all the delivery fails as of late I am thinking that the rainbow water is starting to affect people more and more. That stuff is toxic I tell you!!
Hahahaha. He was delivering that bridge and ran out of petrol. FAIL!
Surely it’s more of a height judgement fail? Still, I made sure there’s a special place in hell reserved for people that dumb.
deflating tires fail…
Delivering FAIL to thw World!
… One misplaced letter at a time.
… When will we be threw?
When the hwrlybwrly’s done.
When the fwt lwdy sings.
I dont want to talk about it!
Wow, that totally worked.
HA
Were they reversing
Someone is going to get fired! :p
UPS has better rapes anyway.
Brown is their color! -_-
The bridge said no when it really meant yes?
That bridge did not consent to be entered.
Most people assume that freighttage is as simple as dropping by any cramped or confined space, rolling up to the first unsuspecting bridgette you see, and doing your thing. No way, José. If it were that easy, everyone would be a freightteur.
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In reality, you have to consider an almost endless number of variables before you can even think about enjoying the act of secretly stimulating yourself against an overhanging body: leverage, weight distribution, thickness of fabric, momentum—the list goes on….
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~ from The Anyon, “It’s Not Easy Being a Freightteur”
… It’s getting to the point where it’s almost impossible to engage in a little freighttage without some big commotion …
Damn, it feels good to be a freightteur.
Truck get stuck?
Nope, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.
Here’s your sign…
That’s funny. I wish I’d thought of that joke.
Not to worry — once you get that helmet on, you will have thought of it for yourself at 7:13 am, after having read it in my post at 7:34 am.
But that helmet took away Dilly’s head
It scares me now. I’ve learnt my lesson about playing with time.
It also took away the moomin… please don’t mess with the space time continuum again.
*mmmmphmmmmmpphh*
* ♥ gives dilly some of what she’s been missing ♥ *
Tiiiiiiiime is on our side, baby.
And OOOooooOOO! Mm. Just got that.
Some of us just see the fail, have a thought, and then comment on it w/o reading the comments – who has the time to read them all? Oh well, glad you were able to get the thought in first though. Good job!
Is this that bridge in Daveport IA? There are signs for a mile in every direction warning about it, but yet every six months or so somebody hits it.
Nope. It’s in Pierre, SD. My hometown, though I don’t live there anymore. And fortunately, I happened to be there to see it.
How do so many trucks miss the clearance?
Clearly they did not.
The truck didn’t have enough headroom.
So what IS the max headroom?
Exceeded the Max clearance 20 minutes into the future.
Are there frewer chances to see your ass?
Urban dictionary offers “a dance god” as a definition for “frewer” — so, yes, baby, let’s get our asses to the dance floor (later we can explore our chances on the kitchen floor).
Deflate the tires,
Put ‘er in reverse
Magically heal the truck damage
Voila !
I thought this was going to be a poem. I was saddened to read the last line.
Pohms don’t have to rhyme
Some of the greatest do not
(Best haiku ever).
You deflate the tyres,
And put her in reverse.
Magically heal the truck damage,
And pray you don’t do worse.
You fly around the earth so fast
It puts her in reverse
You log onto Fail Blog
Just in time to be the first
(And tap some princesses)
~ William Blake
With superman references,
And trucks un-destroyed.
Failblog is soaring,
Our hopes are bouyed.
Hm? I like buoys.
Drop the buoy, drop the buoy
A-woah-ho
I’m a man, yes I am
really… if people would just read failblog religiously, they’d know instinctively: “that bridge looks too low.”
but i suppose not everyone can be like us, now, can they…
Who are these other people to whom you refer?
*scratches bellyfur* Huh, wassee sayin’?
He’s sayin’ “other people”. I think that’s how you pronounce it. I’ll go read about it in wiki and let you know what it is.
I used that wiki in a lecture once.
Hang on, isn’t hell “other people”?
*quakes in fear*
That looks like a bridge in Syracuse, NY.? A truck hits that thing at least once a quarter.
i’d hit her for a nickel
Here’s your nickel…
*keeps on truckin’*
*barfs*
Your delivery belongs to the bridge
The bridge’s like a low bridge
Back in the day
There was this bridge across the way
It would not give the failtruck play
That was 2 years ago today
This pic is old, I have to say
The pixils prove it is this way
BTW, your dad is gay.
…
Jockin’ Mike D, to your dismay.
~ W.B. Yeats
My comment placement seems to have been… how would you say it… unsuccessful?
Yes, but he has a really nice butt(ress).
Yes, and it’s going to start with a game of poker.
(You’ll understand later!)
We won’t be needing the holodeck…
Hm, let’s see what braggy loser knowledge I can remember here… this is called a clearance collision, and the driver is in BIG trouble, because it counts as carelessness, not an accident. Experienced drivers are known to let a little air out the tires all around if it helps them get under the bridge without wrecking the tires. I was once driving near Newport Beach and saw the exact same situation only with a huge $$$$$ yacht being towed on a trailer. The truck towing it got under ok, and the driver had stopped before the boat hit the bridge, so ok there. But now you got a truck, a bridge, and a boat, all sitting there holding up traffic, police starting to show up (radio talk: hey, Fred, PCH and that bridge, it’s another boat, come look, it’s hilarious, what a doofus). Buncha guys standing around wondering what to do about it. Dunno what happened.
Excellent! Is it going to be strip poker? Strip poker is SO much more fun when you wear a one-piece uniform.
Either way I’m going all-in.
Just make sure you wait until I raise you.
There’s no limit where we’re going.
*ups the ante*
*oops, the aunty*
Back in the day
There was this bridge across the way
It would not give the failtruck play
That was 2 years ago today
This pic is old, I have to say
The pixils prove it is this way
BTW, your dad is gay.
…
Jockin’ Mike D, to your dismay.
~ W.B. Yeats
What? Where am I?
*tries to get this one flying*
*soars*
*makes a comment that rings true*
Heavenly!
*hears bells*
You know I always come to your call with bells on.
I think the blog is broken.
….I DIDN’T DO IT!! It was an accidenty!! I sneezed and *FOOOM!!!*ed by mistake!
*starts cleaning up dust so Dragon doesn’t accidentally *FOOOM!!!* again*
*sniffle*
Theng-kew.
Can I have a cookie now too? *looks hopeful*
I would share mine but it was stolen.
*cries*
*sets out a plate of cookies*
I need one, too. I just had a major temper tantrum up there ^^^ and am feeling growly.
I could also use a hug. And a squeeze.
*adds yummy acorn cookies to plate as peace offering*
*returns remainder of Mikey D’s cookie*
*sits off to the side quietly*
*offers Bob a milk*
All in all, I think it’s been a pretty stupid day.
*takes a yummy acorn cookie*
*munchity-munch*
Tanks.
*offers all delicious homemade chocolate chip cookies*
You’re gonna get both tonight. And if you want, we’ll get something else off your chest.
Just so long as it’s not your hand.
*hugs*
(Failblog said that me saying *squeeze* was a duplicate comment. Like I’ve ever done that before).
*hugs*
*gives back large stick that was lent to me a few days ago*
Thought you might want this now. Thanks for letting me borrow it, it certainly came in handy!!
But…it’s been….
Hee…! Thanks, but I’m feeling better now.
Sorry for that outburst, everyone. I think the moral of this story is…don’t Failblog when in truly dreadful amounts of pain.
*sets out more cookies, and some beer, wine, and Strongbow*
*special ‘get well’ squeeze*
You’ll have to refresh your cache to see why it’s special.
And proably wait an hour or two.
Heeheehee.
I gotta lay off that Strongbow. But I am a Scottish kinda nutjob, it’s not likely.
MOOMIN!!!!!
*squeezesqueezesqueezesqueeze squeezesqueezesqueezesqueeze!!!!!*
Dat made me happy.
Heeheeheeheehee.
*SQueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZE*
*mwah*
*squeeze*
You’re welcome.
*Daren’t ask what got sticked*
You didn’t keep it clean after I shamwowed it!
It wasn’t me playing with time this time. :p
Liar! Get in the corner.
Noooooooo.
There’s a creepy guy who keeps putting his thumbs in pies there.
So get in the damn spotlight! He’ll never chase you there.
Being English, I’ll jump in the limeylight.
What do you lose, there?
My pigeon.
How many more stuck trucks do we need to see?
we’re going to keep seeing stuck trucks until trucks stop getting stuck. it’s simple, really.
Oh what sucky luck we pluck
When first we fail our truck to duck.
How much upchuck would a woodchuck chuck up if a woodchuck got stuck up in that f*ck up?
Oh dear god. *remembers*
On the plus side, we can possibly go for an almighty nesting run.
I know that I am, I have no idea where any of these comments are supposed to be.
Hmmm, it looks like some are flocking back to their nest.
*poke poke*
Is it fixed? Well, one way to find out…
*SQUEEZE!*
*joins the nesting record attempt*
Maybe we’ll be in a future fail under a news headline. . .
*Internet broke by interested nesters*
Oh! It’s my main squeeze!
*SQUEEZE!*
I’m scared. I think we broke it all.
There there…I think it’s fixed now. Have a cookie.
Where were these comments supposed to be?
My 9:52 was supposed to be in my 9:49 which was supposed to be in your 9:47, which I think was supposed to be a reply to Admiral or yourself but I have no idea where they belong?
Some nesting has returned, but so far this is looking like the great schism of ‘09.
I think it’s causing ripples through failblog.
The next fail wasn’t showing on the main screen on my computer.
*Starts to write list of bloggers to excommunicate.*
I supposed failblog takes a dim view of me attempting to destroy the site through nesting.
No. We are supposed to divide into two groups and excommunicate each other. That way we can all fail.
Atishoo! Atishoo!
All fail down.
Bless you, my son. Or daughter, I suck at genders.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I MISSPELLED GENITALS
Thankyou.
*munches cookie*
No, thankyou
*crunches Mookie*
Ouch! *examines bite mark*
I’ve got a rough one right now. Work was a mess today.
Damn! I’m tired of acorns.
*Steals Cookie*
You should eat a giant ham sandwich, I’ve seen a squirrel do it.
*nests like he’s never nested before*
A. Nesting weirdness
B. You’re a guy?
Guess the secret’s out now.
D. It is written.
Well that worked out well didn’t it?
Well that worked well. Hope you’re proud of yourself.
Yep
Well I’m glad someone is.
COMMA
heh
oh FFS! I am not Gumby, dammit! Fail.
I think a comma would change the tone of the sentence. It’s how I would have said it aloud.
Well I’m glad, someone is Gumby.
“I’m trying to deliver this here bridge!” -Here’s Your Sign!-
HAHAHAHAH! A LARGE VEHICLE GOING UNDER SOMETHING TO SHORT!!!1!!!shift111
I can’t believe there aren’t any more of these on failblog, it would never ever ever get old.
=]
seriously? i saw the first one and now its old. its older than the milk in ur great grandmas titties
FaildEx strikes again!
Does no one notice the piece of truck resting against the front side of the bridge? Unless the physics of the universe have some become inverted or dyslexic, the only that piece could be on the bridge that way, is if the truck were backing underneath the bridge.
Not necessarily, though that is a good observation on your part.
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Those cab attachments are there to help keep down wind resistance and therefore improve gas mileage. They are made out of light-weight plastics and are very flexible. As the truck drove under the bridge the attachment would have been depressed closer to the top of the cab, cracking the side supports. When the truck emerged from the other side of the bridge the attachment would have popped up as you see it here as it was no longer restrained by the side supports.
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Hmmm…. now if only this was discussed at, say, 7:10 am…. Maybe then people would have noticed.
this is a pic from my hometown railroad bridge. what they usually do is try to go under, realize they’re stuck and try to back out again. that plan has never worked that i’ve seen but they all try to back out again anyway. we just drive around their stupid asses.
How is this a fail? He was delivering the bridge!
kiljoy was here
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heh … looks like discrete parts of old Kilroy are here in different times.
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damn Madhyamakin
When it absolutely, positively, will not get there overnight.
This happens at least a dozen times a year here.
Failblog originality fail.
I hate to be raining on your parade, but this looks photoshopped to me. The truck would need to have been backing up to make the damage the way it is. I don’t think it makes sense that driver backed up IMHO.
(BTW, I didn’t read all of the comments so if this has been said… well, sorry.)
It was mentioned before, and someone responded that piece above the cabin of the truck is flexible, so the truck drove under the bridge and then the piece popped up, giving the result you see there. That said, this is still a failblog originality fail.
Humm Now I know what happened to my TV. Fedex tried to deliver a crushed box that sounded like shattered glass inside. *laugh*
this is in my hometown. we have multiple other routes for trucks to use but they consistently ignore the signs and to try drive under this train bridge. it happens every couple months. they love to fail i guess.
it’s nice to have your own personal fail just down the street.
similar thing in Boston on storrow drive- signs at every entrance saying cars only, but a couple times a year (usually when the college kids start moving in) someone drives a truck under the railroad bridge next to BU and makes it a convertible
Ah…so THAT’s what they mean by “the tightest ship in the shipping business…”!
lol should have called UPS on this bc i bet that FedEX driver had some brown in his pants after he hit the bridge and Im not referring to “What can brown do for you?” lol
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What ever you takes — relax. It’s FedEx.
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