Comments on: Pervert Alert Fail

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By: toniiii :D

toniiii :D — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 14:37:52 +0000

so you better hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband coz they’re rapin everybody out there!

By: me

me — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:33:39 +0000

We’ll obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park.
He’s he’s climbing down your chimney’s he’s snatchin’ your people up.

By: Nick-I-Think

Nick-I-Think — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:20:28 +0000

On the 1,349,251st day of Christmas, Santa Claus gave to me…

By: Nyx

Nyx — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:34:04 +0000

HAHA IT RHYMES.

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:38:30 +0000

santa is weird.

By: Simon

Simon — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:38:04 +0000

LMFAOOOOOO!O!O!O!O

By: Psycho-Tic

Psycho-Tic — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:02:40 +0000

santa!! i expected better of you!!

By: savannahann

savannahann — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:56:31 +0000

i never liked santa i always thought he waz creepy lookin!!!!!!!!! lol

By: barabeer

barabeer — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:04:53 +0000

he sees u when u sleep =]

By: colormekev

colormekev — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:24:48 +0000

I knew it all along!

By: C

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:51:27 +0000

LOLLL Calum your from lurgan!?!

By: Kat Goby

Kat Goby — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:46:49 +0000

His name is ‘dumb’. What do you expect? :O

By: matt

matt — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:08:19 +0000

so am i *jumps out of bushes and runs from a santa thats raping me* OMG HELP

By: Snork

Snork — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:00:22 +0000

here’s all the spanish i know, in the order that i always seem to use it: hola, salsa, chimichanga, taco, peso, gracias.

By: Snork

Snork — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:57:41 +0000

well, at least fail is in your name. nice to know you haven’t set your sights *excessively* high.

By: snerble-berble

snerble-berble — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 10:41:50 +0000

what… you mean you only have a few?

By: Amol

Amol — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:02:37 +0000

I am afraid of santa now..

By: Elsentinela

Elsentinela — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:57:03 +0000

and remember kids… He watches you, all the year, and maybe, just maybe even when you are going to take a bath… hahahahaha

By: Elsentinela

Elsentinela — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:44:37 +0000

Oh no!… conjuntivitis its like antrax, but… kinda more disgusting, it is REALLY SERIOUS

By: Elsentinela

Elsentinela — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:37:02 +0000

Well look at my picture i really dont care if you see us all….

By: normrso

normrso — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:47:55 +0000

Santa’s ok. He’s just misunderstood.

By: Heather

Heather — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:14:13 +0000

Haha, so true.. Aren’t kids usually taught not to talk to strangers, especially when they claim to have something (candy/puppies/toys/etc) for them? What a mindf*ck..

By: mr giggity

mr giggity — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:04:49 +0000

i eat babyz 2 !

By: combot55

combot55 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:42:56 +0000

you just won so hard

By: andrewg

andrewg — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:11:36 +0000

Bah. I submitted a much better quality image of this FAIL three weeks ago… *mutter*

Anyway, I know the guy dressed as Santa. We ragged him about it something fierce.

By: Janet

Janet — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:36:03 +0000

I always knew that this guy is something wrong

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:10:29 +0000

De nada.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:28:30 +0000

Santa Clau is *CENSORED* to tooooooown

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:27:28 +0000

Good mom. I’m scared to go to the website about it, and I don’t even have kids.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:26:15 +0000

Seriously. Thorazine time for me.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:17:58 +0000

Boring copypasta is boring.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:17:13 +0000

Oh, snap!

By: TMI Service

TMI Service — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:54:47 +0000

(Did you mean witty rapunzels?)
.

Both “tome” and “time” are ultimately related to the Proto-Indoeuropean root meaning “to cut” or “divide” — as in, “I’m cutting out here, as wasting efforts on trolls feels like lobotomy time.

By: Sunny

Sunny — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:06:50 +0000

Four, three have white beards, reason number 382 I sit at the bus stop with my daughters

By: Angelica

Angelica — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:58:11 +0000

I thought the fail was the incredibly unprofessional non-candid shot running in a newspaper.
I mean, we all knew he was kinda a perv anyways.

By: Hauntzor

Hauntzor — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:25:32 +0000

That’s what I find disturbing about Santa Clau; it’s a fat, old man in a red suit, carrying a sack over his back saying he “has something for your kids.” That’s sim ply screwed up. I am now bolting my door on Christmas Eve from now on.

By: matt

matt — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:02:13 +0000

!!! omg i just realized that was my second comment on failblog….this is my third lol someone introduce me to evey one i know mookie *jumps out of bushes and runs away*

By: matt

matt — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:59:58 +0000

no dont do that….his chin is so big it will take him 5 hours to get here when it appears…i know fail >.< i am not funny

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:17:39 +0000

MOST of them?!? How many sex offenders live in your neighborhood?!

By: dilettante

dilettante — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:16:02 +0000

But….you already told me twice…

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:58:09 +0000

Someone alert Jay Leno!

By: Sunny

Sunny — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:48:33 +0000

The sad thing is most of the sex offenders in my neighborhood do look like Santa (long white beards) it’s scary having children!

By: Chris J.

Chris J. — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:59:37 +0000

I’ve heard of Pedobear, but…

PedoSANTA?

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:23:04 +0000

i’d hit that

By: cats

cats — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:22:36 +0000

Would anyone seriously title an article in a newspaper “PERVERT ALERT”? That seems a little extreme.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:21:16 +0000

Hm?

By: Take out Food

Take out Food — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:30:24 +0000

Maybe the were talking about the sex offender that worked with the USPS in their volunteer program

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Sex-Offender-Botches-Operation-Santa.html

By: Marcus Anders

Marcus Anders — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:22:13 +0000

All your kid are belong to Santa.

By: Marcus Anders

Marcus Anders — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:19:57 +0000

Hey, that’s no fun!

I go to all that effort to set a fairly nice trap, and you go and spoil it.

What a waste of my ‘tome’