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That’s exactly what I’m going to say when my lamp explodes – AWEYOU!
Gesundheit!
thank you
Not sopose to touch it! unplug it… yes, a true fail.
i just love darwin
did the pen died?
i get a good crac out of that
you completely butchered that first sentence fail!
“supposed”!
hmmmm…. Fluffywuffy… *ponders*
hmmmm…. Fuzzywuzzy… *pandas*
hmmmmm… Fluffyfuzzy… *pampers*
You two are incontinent?
It’s all in the techtonics, baby.
* ♪ uh-tiss, uh-tiss ♪ *
We mix it up. *uh, tiss, uh, tiss*
Just ‘cuz your technics rock, rockstar.
It depends.
*Snicker.*
ahem!
No! You are supposed to say “Danke!”.
Now go and thank him properly in the language he chose.
Then you may choose the language we are going to use next.
Bitte schoen, bossy?
well i hope hes ok…
The sneezer? Weird nesting win, unless you catch viruses over the internet. Oh wait, shit…
welcome you are,
yoda im not
but together we can
AWEYOU the lamp hot
shocked through the finger
he yells and he jumps
to continue pen spinning
he’ll have to……..
dangit nothing fits there. suggestions?
*cue disco music*
.
“he’ll have to do da insulated bump”
IT’s fake
kinda like the last inch of your dick?
HAHAHAHA LOLWIN….am i saying ur name or am i just saying ur comment was lolwin?
HAHAHA OWNWD… am i saying ur name or am i just saying ur comment ownwd?
In soviet Russia people were not allowed to juggle.. and there was no electricity… and their was no electric current…and they’re was no lamps… conclusion: it’s a FAKE!
Support Peta!
FIRST!
PWN is probably the most idiotic word ever invented!
In soviet Russia people were not allowed to juggle…and there was no electricity…and their was no electric current…and they’re was no lamps…ergo:
This Is a FAKE!
Support PETA!
FIRST!
PWN is probably the most idiotic word ever invented!
DOUBLE FAIL!
if you look closely when the pen is flying out, you see the screen doesnt match, correct me if im wrong, but this might just be fake, if you dont believe it, dont say shit about me, ignore it instead.
SHOCKING! Russian Behavior Modification for Gypsy Jugglers
I had RBMFGJ, it sucked. NOW they have a vaccine, little LATE, technology.
I had ECT — now I can have a seizure any time I want. But despite the attempts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.
“Every sperm is sacred!”
*kills self*
anh anh ahh — you can’t do that, there’s something sacred you!
_(‘)_
* in you, that is
BEEEEEEEEEEGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pen trick win, The lamp explodes (a little fail), then the guys picks up the metal pen attached to the live electrical circuit.. grounding Fail.
but what about Naomi?
She joined the short circus.
She loves that chair.
I could watch this over and over and over.
LMMFAO!
i shall interpret “AWEYOU!” as “EVOLUTION WINS”
AWEYOU — BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *lamp shocks him*
AWEYOU!! BZZZZZZZZZTTTZTTZTTTTTT (lamp shocks him)
whew, after that first rip … what the hell did you eat for dinner?
EPIC OWNAGE
Not to mention that was 220v. It didn’t just hurt, it REALLY hurt.
I’ll take your word for it. Just don’t mention it again, mkay?
EPIC OWNAGE
Not to mention that was 220v, not 110v. It didn’t just hurt, it REALLY hurt.
Hurt the first time, too.
Maybe if he’d had some horseback riding lessons when he was younger, it wouldn’t have been painful at all.
Whatcha reckon he was trying to say? AWEYOU darned electric lamp. I’m switching back to my other lamp. The one which doesnt explode when it gets stabbed by a pen going at like a kazillion miles an hour.
lollolololololol roffffl
Its Fake…..really
Watch the clip as the pen actually hits the lamp and you will see a cut in the film. Also it appears as though the actor is possiablly pushing a button on the lamp which causes the little PYRO explosion.
Well done, but fake
you ALMOST destroyed my computer by posting that comment. Just took a sip of hot chocolate before reading it. Dam that was close!
At first I thought “but that’s a win, who can say they’ve stuck a pen into a light bulb like that?” …..20 seconds later…..FAIL.
ummmm unplug first?
best one yet!
Actually he says (first) “Blyad’!” (f*ck!) then “Yomoyo…” (jeez)…
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! AYYOUYAI!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why was that guy wearing sunglasses indoors?
Maybe because they’re not sunglasses?
I think I may need need to adjust my screen.
No no, if you look closely, you will see his dad sitting naked on the couch behind him.
screen fail
no, they’re sunglasses…
the sunglasses are actually photoshopped in, cant you see the pixels
neither nor! they’re “coolglasses”. the kind of crap that darkens your view (in this case a gradient from above to below), but does not filter anything.
The sun always shines when you’re cool.
*hands fluffy a parasol*
*hands Mookie a paraboobs*
*hands Ry a paramecium*
*hands Mookie a paramedic*
*hands Ry a paratrooper*
*hands Mookie a paradise*
*hands Lou a paramour*
*hands Mookie a paradigm*
*hands fluffy a paracetamol*
*hands Mookie a paraglider*
*hands Ry a paradox*
*hands Mookie a paraphernalia*
*hands fluffy a parachute*
OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE MAIL ME SOME PARACETAMOL AND CODEINE
*hands dilettante a paragon instead*
*hands Dragonwriter a parallel universe*
*feels all y’all*, um, no wait,
*hands Mookie et al. a paraphilia*
WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW OH MY GOD
and, *is attacked by paramilitary*
*hands dilly a paradigm*
*hands Mookie a parajodphurs*
*hands Neener a parallax* (averts eyes)
I DID NOT ASK FOR A PARADIGM YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED
*paraphrasing*
(already gave the paracetamol to Fluffy ^)
*hands dilly a paranormal state* (how many beverages have you had, girl?)
Hm, is it that obvious…7. But I’m just drinking myself out of crampy, don’t mind me.
*hands Mookie a yummy paratha*
*Gives Dilly a singing parakeet.*
Aw, dilly, is it the evil Aunt Flo? She’s here, too, the old bitch. *gives Marius a parapluie*
What goes up the chimney down, but can’t go down the chimney up?
*Gives Mookie a parabuntal hat*
umbrella*
*hands Mookie Dr. Kevorkian’s phone number*
because he knows the pen might fly right into his eye… great fail!
Did you not notice that bright light next to him?
His pen noticed it.
Yes, yes it did.
Always trust pens to be the lone observant one in the room during any internet video.
Pens are even mightier than observational skills.
Otherwise he’s blinded by his own brilliance.
*ba dum tish*
They were supposed to be safety goggles.
I’ve been on the ICHC-related sites way too long. I read this twice as goggies.
At least the goggies were safe.
Safety goggies?
Sounds ironic.
Safety Goggies? Are they like, Seeing-Eye Goggies that help you avoid harm?
The translation of what he’s saying is:
“MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NATHING!”
I assumed they were safety glasses. Perhaps these types of accidents are common for him.
So that the shards of glass from the lightbuld didn’t hurt him…
Oh snap. Its fake
why was that guy double posting?
Cause he touches himself at night.
…but he cooks a nice meal first, and lights some candles…so it’s okay.
no thats why all the dinosaurs died
They are safety goggles, he’d obviously thrown the pens before and didn’t want to put out his eye.
Probably trying to avoid putting his eye out without wearing even more dorky goggles…
Does anyone ever unplug electrical stuff before messing with it?
I usually plug my vibrator in before I mess with it. Otherwise it’s kinda boring.
You always start with the dirty comments, don’t you, Mookie?
Sheesh.
Oh, like you’re one to talk, BF. I’ll bet you can still taste the soap!
I only made three! And at least my first comment wasn’t something to do with sex or masturbation.
You pig! I was referring to my back massager. You are mired in filth, you are.
*begins massaging Mookie’s back with the vibrator* How does that feel Mookie?
That’s awesome, but where did you plug it in?
Um…well…don’t you know how people power alarm clocks with potatoes?…
No, but I can make a bomb out of cake mix and wire.
Oh really? Do tell! But first, flip over so I can start massaging the front
Hmm…. Mr. Cuddles, I’m starting to think this whole “gay” thing might be a clever trap for unwary cougars…
I’m just getting you ready for when Lou gets here…yea, that’s it!
*cues up macgyver theme*
lol! you know what mookie your my most favorite person in the whole world of blogging!
*joins Mookie in the gutter* I can see why she likes it here so much. It’s homie!
Yeah, and all my friends are here! Oh, look! A half-empty beer! *shares*
Why thank you! Would you like a piece of my potato?
Thanks, but I’m off carbs… Save it for Ry, she’ll eat anything.
I thought that was Mikey …
That’s Life…
I can’t, deny it …
You like big butts?
I thought that was Mikey …
I’m not entirely sure I’m happy with being blamed for everything.
Here…would you be happy with this week’s copy of New Scientist and this great coffee??
*passes*
When the books are away the egales will play. hehe ^o^ you know what I mean. this forum knows what I meanh
I’d never do anything as vulgar as eat a potato!
How dare you!
I am affronted!
i prefer to view the beer as half full…
That’s beer goggles for you.
… time to don that very device.
Right there with you, it’s almost 7, and my appetite was whetted by the Strongbow I had for lunch.
Hm, haven’t tried that one but will remember to do so when I see it. However, I do sympathize with that sentiment after having had a Wedge Pale for lunch. I think it’s about time to get a move on that.
I’m so poor I’m drinking Carling Black Label. It’s like pee with alcohol added. Still beats Corona in my book, though. The book is called “Shit Beers”, btw.
So I should not sample the Strongbow?
Care to share a Kwak?
Sure will! And no, Strongbow is cider, it’s delicious…oh!! you reminded me I have a peach lambic in the back of the fridge. You are in my good book.
Omg…Strongbow is my absolute favorite drink. I drank my way across England and Scotland with that stuff.
Hee…some funny stories came out of that trip!
Sweet. Will try Strongbow when I find it.
*tries to resist opening Cantillon in cupboard*
Good lord, man. There are, like, four of you, aren’t there?
Um…that’s, uh, not possible…*cough*
Admit it…you were also fuzzy_pickle just so you could bitch yourself out to fool everyone!
How…how could you tell….*cries*
You plug in your vibrator? Have you not heard of batteries?
Wow, you’re pretty progressive for a man of the cloth. I thought that was a no-no.
*tries, but probably fails at wittiness*
Perhaps he’s a “man of the ShamWow”?
My brother said he was using a shamwow today and I laughed…. he didn’t get it.
^ life in the Wow family
Must be awesome, but hard to function with no liquids in the house. And they have to wear headsets, even when sleeping. Troupers.
Troupers, or Germans. Germans make good stuff.
Kapitän SturmtruppenWow?
Folgen Sie mir, reizvollem kameramann? ^
Vast total Schachsinn, aber gibt’s Sinn. LOL!
gib’t Sinn aber.
need bukkit again.
und shon wieder, verdammte Scheiss:
80 ounce IPA = shit typing skillz
Multiple levels of Fail.
*as one karuna-filled Buddhist to another:*
Well, you know who else liked swastikas?
The Tibetan thangka artists, YOU NAZI!!
I can’t type so many lols!
lmao; off to bed. sweet dreams, dakini.
Sorry, what?
Wow, self-confidence fail… Just say it.
LOL.
ShamWow.
The “cloth” at the First Church of Atheism is latex and covered with lube and spermicide, so it’s all good.
I’m beginning to suspect you are not a real reverend…
Wasn’t that naked man ‘adjusting his kitchen curtains’ a man of the cloth too…? I’d say the whole church is pretty progressive.
Oh Sol.. get the facts straight:
He was a vicar and he was HANGING the curtains when he happened to trip and fall on that potato.. oh man.. typing the story just made me LMAO all over again!
*chases after fluffy’s ass* *catches it* *hands it back* You may need this.
Hey! There was a potato in there! Did you “forget” to give it back with my ass?
*hands back potato sheepishly* I got hungry. There’s only one bite missing.
Talk about getting your ass handed to you…
I’m not sure you’ve bothered to check which cloth he’s a man of, Mookie. Click his name.
Ah. So. (I’m a-lookin’ at you)
I think you may have failed to check which cloth he’s a man of, Mookie. Click his name.
Mercy, I hate the way this thing works…
Mookie’s just trying to be more environmentally friendly, do you have any idea how many batteries she’d go through.
Don’t forget about rechargeable batteries! WHile one set is low, just recharge the other set, duh.
You’re way too practical for this place. Who let you in?
I did. I used the door.
Stupid fail proof door.
I see what you did there.
I did what you see there! (I’ve been waiting to use that…)
Ew, Neener, clean it up! *hands over the ShamWow*
Glad I gave you the opportunity…
There’s a door?
Oops…
That explains why I was the only one smashing in a window to get in here.
Kool-Aid Man?
PISH POSH! I SAW YOU COME IN THROUGH THE BACK ENTRANCE!
Oh shit, Posh is here?!
massive blast of fire in 3, 2, 1, BLAM!
http://failblog.org/2008/08/28/revolving-door-fail/
I would have thought Mookie’s vibrator was powered by a 9.9 horse power Mercury outboard motor.
You’ve got the wrong idea, kiddo.
Really. Mookie has tried to go green. She tried one of those solar powered vibrators but they kept arresting her for indecent exposure.
That’s what the report said! I heard they kept coming back because of her arresting, decent posure.
I thought she used a jackhammer.
*is now afraid of norm and Sammy* Haven’t you guys ever heard of “less is more?”
We don’t need vocals
We don’t need guitars
We don’t need little umbrellas on our cocktails
Hi, I’m Jack. Ready to get hammered?
Got a hammer? Cuz I would like to nail… uhh… Gawd, that is the worse line ever.
*hands “Jack” the Stoli* This is the only kind of hammered I’m getting with you, Rough Stuff.
*mixes Stoli with fresh lemonade and crushed blackberries over ice*
*shakes well and pours, puts on mood music*
Can I get another chance? I’ll treat you right, sweetbuns.
Ooh…yum.
*holds out glass hopefully*
Shake to the left,
shake to the right.
Cha-cha-cha!
Pour-pour-pour.
Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to have a 6.9 horsepower motor…?
It’s currently being used to power her kitchen table.
Problem is, that the vibrations cause too many waves in the swamp.
*um, barfs? Is not sure*
Uhhh… clickie my name for the fail I was referring to. I think that attaching a vibrator to the table would cause it to vibrate…
Ahhhh. I was all over that fail, but the goddamn nesting here…
Maybe it’s powered by nine horses in a hamster wheel.
NORM!!!!!!!
>.0
… ow!
No it was originally powered by plutonium, but she recently upgraded to the Mr. Fusion that runs on garbage…
yeah, nevermind the damage to the power grid
Yeah, I need one of those. The ones with the batteries just aren’t worth the effort- the batteries run low too soon.
You’re doing it wrong.
Yeah. 220… 221, whatever it takes.
*Backs in pickup truck, unloads the hand dolley, unloads crate, wheels it into Mookies bedroom, uncrates vibrator extrodinair* Ok, come closer, gonna show you how this works, take a seat while I get this kick start mounted, it gets 65 miles to the gallon so its economical. *hands earplugs* *shouting so Mookie can hear* THE ONLY DRAW BACK IS YESY IT’S LOUD, YOU MAY HAVE TO GO TO THE DDENTIST TO GET FILLING REFITTED ALONG WITH ANY CROWNS! BUT I HAVE BEEN TOLD I WAS RIGHT ON TYHE MONEY WITH THE PLEASURE FACTOR. TRY IT, IF YOU LIKE, IT’S YOURS! *backs away to watch for a bit*
Oh look kids! Mookie’s new “Pillow Fluffer” has arrived!
Let’s leave her alone now. She’ll be less cranky after she fluffs a few pillows.
She is a very unusual person, but I would never define her as cranky.
*wonders if hot ass is a definition per se*
She’s been cranky, trust me… ask her… nicely
QT-Pie, I never meant to be cranky to you! You must have misunderstood – joking isn’t being mean!
I’m never mean, unless someone goes after one of my dear, darling FB buddies. Then I’m a ferocious mama cougar!
Sorry, Mookie, to have confused the issue. I wasn’t saying you were cranky at me ever. It’s just that you’re a woman, you know, cranky with a valid excuse.
PS: new tiny little picture of me
Psst: On a different account.
??? yeah, *whispers* I used a gmail account this time, is that ok?
*whispers* you’re still pointing to the fleshlight
Psst: URLs have nothing to do with the picture or account…
On that note, clicky for an animation on having too much coffee.
… and, but of course; I was just concerned for a moment that you may have had an impostor.
Oh hi spork. ^ was to Amber.
Meant only email account a few blocks up.
And I lmao @ the café vid; thanks
Oh! Sorry. Yeah, now that makes sense.
And you’re welcome. Thought I’d share that little earworm/eyeworm. The best part is that it was done by two animation students, not even professionals.
I immediately rushed to the kitchen and made espresso.
And I’m feeling like another one already.
So what’s with the two account, Medicatee/Medicate/Medicat?
1. Here is still here; therefore I cannot eulogize here. After eulogizing her, I was given a nonrequisite “e” which I tried to fold into a joke, but I accidenty my spelling correctly and ruined my chance. Pointing this out apparently provoked caused a small scuffle wherein a two-dimensional abstraction was cut and I cried. Then I received lovely and amusing advice on how to escape the conundrum and I appended my moniker appropriately.
2. The doubling of the appendage has to do with Japanese wemon and a Chinese lamp.
… the colors are a different story.
caused
bukkit, please
Fluffy: The medicate-to-medicatee transformation happened on this very fail. Click my name for the thread.
Breaking that for the moment – on my laptop at a brewer; don’t want to publicly have extra Es I need to unload. Will resume at a later time
If only I had an extra “y” … then I could be at a brewery.
wtf who am I at? Don’t know but his/her broadband is lagging, actually.
this is not my beautiful “y”
Once in a lifetime. Thanks.
Oooohhh.. good earworm… and you may find yourself in another part of the world
Oh god, look where my hand was? Letting the days go by.
This is why I love you, Lou. *smooooooch*
*blushes*
*grabs sweet, GENTLE Lou’s hand and runs away*
You can fit yours into a pick-up truck? Are you kidding me? My ass could eat that thing for breakfast!
Yep. Definitely not a reverend.
*Lugs in Sybian* It’s quieter and works much better! Try it! I’ll listen from the down the block to see if you like it!
*Steps in front of large contraption and hooks up Sybian* Here Mookie! This is much more conventional, AND you plug it in for all the power you could ever need ((AND THEN SOME!))! I’ll be listening from down the block to see if you like it! *Whistles as he walks away* Another soon-to-be satisfied customer!
Vibrators are not supposed to plug in -or have the word “DeWalt” written on any part of them. Then again, you strike me as the adventurous sort.
I <3 my dremmel tool.
^ had a very happy hannukkah
( ♪ dremmel, dremmel, dremmel ♪ )
( ♪ I made it out of hot pink silicone ♪ )
( ♪ And when she’s wet and ready
Then dremmel she shall play ♪ )
____
~ traditionally performed during those every time Pervert Alert coincides with Hanukkah Fail
*ah, just the thought of it makes me accidentally those every time*
remember the time you accidenty’d the.
There is a switch on that lamp, you know? It was on, so you switch it off. Problem solved. If that is too hard for you, you should consider grabbing the pen as it is, and get a Darwin award for it.
For an idiotic death and wasting a perfectly good life before it learning silly pen tricks.
No more yankee the wankee, the Donger need food!
Long Duck Dong
Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
You can have the bottom bunk – I’ll sleep on the couch.
Does he fart? Did it blow you away?
Dunno. My nose is still in shock from B2th yesterday.
Did he win a Darwin award?
nah, you can hear him moaning in the background at the end of the video, so he didn’t die.
Well, he’s just going to have to try harder next time, now, isn’t he?
Can’t try much harder than that. He already decided to hold onto the lamp as well, so all the fun stuff wouldn’t be missing his heart.
After this video he will.
Honorable mention maybe … I think he survived.
I hate his kinds! They talks funny! *smiley*
I hope so. For someone that dumb, he needs an award. Or a sign.
*whistles*
Where’s Bill Engval when you need him?
no but he should get an honorable mention at the very least.
How’s that for quick fingers, Mookie?
Meh, Lou’s are quicker.
Ok. Now I’m really scared.
Genuinely.
I should probably explain:
The eye, Mookie. The eye.
*feels Frodo’s pain*
That’s my left eye… the right one is even scarier. Muaaaahahahaha!
I see the cougar, but I saw the eye last night.
*not getting it*
That’s odd. It should still be the eye… clear your browser cache?
And why do you keep changing color????
Work on / work off.
I still see the cougar too.
Oh there you are! Thanks for the tip
*shrieks*
*evaporates*
What would be really scary was if that was your right eye
I’d like to meet them…
Haha, This one is a genius ! The end is priceless
He would have been ok if he did any of the following
A. turned off the lamp. (preferable)
B. unplugged the lamp. (preferable)
C. touched only the pen to remove it.
D. touched only the lamp and shook the pen loose.
He managed do none of the above, making his arms and chest a part of the electronic circuit. This probably hurt quite a bit.
E. Hurled a shoe to the lamp.
F. Hurled a potato to the lamp.
G. Hurled a potato to the pen (preferable).
H. Ate delicious chocolate-covered strawberries, had a bottle of wine, and took a nice long bath with no electrical equipment. (Most preferable)
I. Never learned to twirl pens in the first place.
J. Went to yoga, had a sandwich, and contemplated his navel.
K. Was not homozygous for the dreaded recessive dork gene.
L. Lived in another century when pens and/or lamps were not invented yet.
FIRST lol i fail!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Seriously. Loli is always a fail, he’s a pervert.
YOu’RE RIGHT! BUT APPARENTLY HE REVELS IN HIS FAIL FOR HE LAUGHS! Hm… *Hands deadleming a fishing rod, motorcycle and bug zapper* This should fix you right up, go win a Darwin Award! Then you can be proud for winning an award!
yes, becouse i was first!
agreed. *looks for missing falchion* where is that thing???
Jesus…
You win! Your prize: a shiny new pen! Take it from the lamp over there…
Terrible…just…terrible.
*Shakes head dissaprovingly*
you should try what this guy did
Bouyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Was that a Jim Cramer triple-buy Booyah or a smug ESPN asswipe commentator Booyah?
OFC he holds onto the grounded metal part before trying to remove the pen.
But he could have atleast unplugged/switched it off also.
Furst againz!
Aaaaaaannnd…fail.
LOL.
Think before pulling pens out of lamps!
Can I say first?
Only if you want to get back-handed.
And tazed.
Don’t taze them, bro!!!
Oh, wait, they said first?
Nevermind, taze them.
Oooh, now there’s a thought!
*grins*
Taze me! Taze me!
It was almost an accidental win until he touched it.
That’s what the priest said.
He should have tried to touch it without touching it.
Fully
lol such an epic doublefail
double fail!
Double kill!
one human, one lamp, what’s the deal?
Jeez, what an idjut. I can smell the burn from here.
*tosses lamp-safe juggling balls*
bzzztttt
You might want to ask someone’s permission to stand by them until that clears away.
Honestly, I haven’t seen a fart joke here in five months and it’s like three in the last two days. Not a judgment, not aimed at you, just an olfactory spatial oddity, more like “huh.”
I’ve never seen a potato joke here up until the vicar fail, and now I make them ALL THE TIME. I’m not judging myself, even tho I DO get annoying.
fluffy, you are never annoying!
I agree, I have a trophy for her. Fluffy, you can have my potato.
*splorch*
*wipes potato with ShamWow*
Here is your “queen of the potato jokes” trophy! Taa-daa!
Fluffy, you are probably the least annoying person on this blog.
Except for the Admiral. Yeah.
*hug*
I’ve never been annoyed by Fluffy.
It’s always a good time for a potato.
By the way. . . .
*SQUEEZE*
*dances the Mashed Potato into the distance*
It was 2th’s hit line (yesterday?). For sure there are several on this fail alone … Some memes, however, fade fast I’m sure.
Olfactory spatial oddity
Ground control, we have a fart joke. Someone needs a protein pill
I did lag on the protein, today.
Better fare tomorrow.
the final scream is hilarious!
I agree. I got an electrifying lol out of that.
Buzzantine humor.
Geek orthodox incapacity.
Metaphysical amplitude.
I’m so glad this is all connecting.
Completing the circuit is always enlightening.
Sadly, no, Johnny Five is still alive.
Wholly crap.
This is a fail and a win at the same time… =P
wail? or a fin? or a wil? or a fain?
I take “whale fin will faint”.
I feign a wail.
I came in a pail.
I maim in a jail.
Did he call you the next day?
Shoulda come in a bukkit. They’re much cuddlier.
Shoulda come in a ShamWow. Sperm can live on them for a month.
i came in a whale
Oh… got owned. Poor guy.
Let me guess – the lamp was made in China?
Yeah. American lamps don’t shock you when you *fuckin touch the electric contacts*! Allright then. Here’s one for you. Go on. throw a metal pen an the lamp, and then touch the socket…. Go on…
Wow, I think I was just the victim of an assault. Huh.
*back-hands BAReFOOt across the face* *consoles Mookie* it’s ok, we’ll press charges.
Where’s McFail, I need to hire her… *hides with Mr. Cuddles*
Ugh, right now I’m pretty busy researching issues pertaining to a collective agreement but I’ll have my assistant set up an appointment with you for tomorrow.
*Pencils Mookie in for a nooner*
Don’t worry Mookie, if you want, you can stay here with me until your appointment tomorrow. Christopher, is there any way to get a restraining order until then?
Christopher, nice of you to show up to work.
Yikes! Chris, you can hide in the gutter with me and Mr. Cuddles until McFail cools down…
There’s room right here *pats on lap*
*gives mr. cuddles a warning look*
You are one tough boss, McFail!
Don McFaileone.
Machine Gun Mcfailly
There is no such thing as American lamps. We import them from everywhere else. Be nicer, Mookie just worded that wrong.
It looked like Russian electricity though. I’m not too sure a Chinese lamp will work with Russian electricity.
So… in Sov3t Russ1a… lamp lights YOU? *hangs head in shame*
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!!
Did you work hard to become a racist jackass, or was it just kinda like tripping over your own feet?
So here is another reason why you shouldn’t play with pens and other office tools around electric equipment. Anyway, did the guy get shocked? I wanna know if this was a complete fail
It wasn’t obvious to you? The whole “AUauyooo!” at the end, the loud and incredibly bright pops, the involuntary muscle contractions leading to the quite audible “thump” on the floor as he threw himself backwards…
that seem quite normal considering moshmellow’s line of work
That was Russian swearing at the end by the way.
…AUauyooo-ken?
o_O
That was shocking, hah ha ha
so anyway
Captain Planet hes a hero!
FIRE!
*a-HEM* *wedges in an EARTH before FIRE*
WIND!
WATER!
(Aww man! I wasn’t 100% sure of the order! Crap! >_O)
WATER!
…With our powers combined, it is…STEAM!
Damn my slow innenets…I’ll go with EARTH!
…Didn’t see the EARTH! above… Fine….heart… *grumble*
Hey…at least you get the monkey!
Ok that was downright spooky…
I’m psycho…I mean pyschic
Lol Suchi.
Lol, Suchi.
Ah! it said I already said it befor eI said it the first time! The computer’s psychihc….or I double-clicked by accident, lol
At least I’m reusing.
“Remember kids: Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle!”
People don’t talk with you so much huh? *Gently pats on JJmblue7 sholuder
*swaps u & l and throws up an extra * *
You left out the ’s as well.
This sounds like a cooking program:
And remember, don’t be stingy on the ‘’s. Mix well and stir with &.
Hey at least you get the monkey!
Just not fast enough I’m afraid Cheeky.
Next time, mr. cuddles… *shakes fist* NEXT TIME!
promise?
*blushes*
You guys just blew my mind.
Tsk! I wanted to melt faces…*kicks a can*
In Russia lights light you up!
In Soviet Russia, the light switches you off.
Not only have you just repeated an annoying phrase, you typed it out incorrectly. You get tazed for that.
You’re awfully crabby today, BF. Have a cookie.
In Soviet Russia, cookies have YOU!
I still think BondFan has been sent off to military boarding school and his Mum is on here now. That would explain his naughtiness and the lack of his usual wit.
Or his pen got stuck in the lamp and he tried to pull it out.
May be it wasn’t his PEN that got stuck, you know these modern day kids will experiment with nearly anything.
Listen, here’s the thing:
BFF – as he likes to be called, doncha know, is hitting puberty today. It’ll happen to all of us eventually. And it’s a scary, confusing time.
He’ll be better tomorrow.
*takes stethoscope from around neck*
Next.
TODAY! ??
*rummages around for a glove & towel to make BFF a special Birthday Boy gift*
My 15th is 6 days away!
*awaits*
Happy Birthday!!!!!! *hugs* *hands BF a balloon*
*draws funny face on balloon, laughs childishly*
*hands BF a
book for childrenkid regular beerDrawing Fun kit**hands BF a superman backpack*
Who’s BF? My name is Yosarian!
Oh, I thought you were his roommate.
I’m sorry.
Crabapple? They’re good.
Here’s a medal for BFF. Those bombs killed some fine fish for our BBQ..
Ha! You see! You see!
*throws stethoscope up in the air, dances a little*
Is that one of those new internet stethoscopes? So cool!!
GIMME!!!
Oh, and happy birthday.
*catches stethoscope*
wonder how many trolls i could strangle with this… hmmm
*starts experiments*
Some one yell First! so i have some test subjects!!
*gives you a present that can only be opened after 6 days*
Hope it’s not food. Or a puppy.
You open puppies?!?!
Best not to go there, fluffy.
Snort!
You are not my mother…you are a Snort!
*Puts Dragon back up in Dragon nest.*
Hee!
*just got a mental picture of an adorable baby Dragon-chick*
Hehe…”Are you my mother?”. My squids loved that book, thanks for the reminder
Eh? Taze ME or give him a lamp and a pen that would be easier and far better :O
Dork
Spork
Hork! *looks around for bukkit, can’t find it, spits in ShamWow*
hark, a spark
Did that give you a lark?
This is fake — if you closely watch the part where he ‘accidentally’ flicks the pen into the lamp, you’ll see that there’s a subtle cut there. He clearly flicked the pen into the air and then staged the pen-in-lamp part.
You’re no fun anymore!
♪ Sometimes it hurts so badly I must cry out “AWEYOU!” ♪
Atreyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu!!
I love that book. It sucks that they reprinted it in paperback with black font, though – you need the nice, big hardback with green and red font to get the full effect.
and it like never ends
I know, right? it like never ends
Falcor was totally fake though, you guys. Photoshopped right into your imaginations. Total cerebral pixilation. I feel sorry for you, really.
You know what? I bet it, like, never ends!
it like never ends
I watched it frame by frame, and there is no cut there. there only a little flash (from the bulb imploding) and then the light is getting darker (guess why). You can clearly see the pen flying straight into the bulb.
Your mom is fake, and so are you!
If this is some new kind of trolling, you FAILed.
Now stop taking those pills.
Ok BAReFOOt…now take a deep breath and step away from the nasty troll. That’s it…good BAReFOOt.
Can we throw goats at it instead?
OF COURSE! Don’t forget a grenade every once in a while for good measure.
Well, see, they’re inside the goats.
Now I see what Fluffy means…I AM too practical.
Never doubt Fluffy…she knows what she’s talking about
Hell yeah I do!
just use either a battleaxe, a falchion, or a decent warhammer
Have you been to Iraq recently? Rumor has it that they use dead donkeys to hide their explosives.
In Tom Sharpe’s book Indecent Exposure they used live ostriches to hide their explosives. The trick was to put the explosive into a condom, put some butter over the condom and ostrich will swallow it.
Of course, and unlike Ikaq scenario, Tom Sharpe books were meant to be humorous.
Ummm that wouldnt work unless it was a goat with a grenade or ……… no way I fail? *shock* And not the grab lamp and pen kind of shock either >_<
Actually, the problem is he needs to *resume* taking his pills.
Or take more until he is no more, lots more.
There’s no fake. You can watch the POOF from the bulb and shards of bulb glass slide across the desk a little just as pen breaks it.
CrazyLoop is absolutely right. The bulb bursting isnt the fake part. Analyze the way the pen slips from his hand and the angle that the pen goes into the bulb. There is definitely a break in the video when it happens.
Well… u better have your eyes checked, cause there is a cut, and you can easily tell by looking at his flicking hand, not to mention the overall jump!
You fail at being cool… idiot
I’ve been in the faking business for over 20 years and this clearly is real.
Here I was thinking it was only the girls who faked it.
McFail, I love you, baby, so much!
Guys fake it too, but we’re much more subtle and discrete about it.
Yeah, I heard about that. What’s with the guys faking? What ever happened to the old ‘Sorry love, I’m just not that into you’? At least you know where you stand.
*mutters, shakes head, despairs of society in general*
*is feeling kind of serious today – what’s up with that?*
*needs to eat, perhaps*
*goes to eat*
*blushes*
Dis-crete:
1. apart or detached from others; separate; distinct: six discrete parts.
2. consisting of or characterized by distinct or individual parts; discontinuous.
You fake it in separate parts?
*cries in separate parts*
A Separate Pease?
Usually 3 parts (harmony, ya know)
On jonglers.ru, (the clip’s origin,) there are more juggling videos. One video shows a guy juggling shish-kabobs and accidentally hitting and impaling a pigeon with a kabob, he then proceeds to BBQ the pigeon. Another video shows a guy juggling bowling balls and hitting a child, knocking the child unconscious. Yet another video has a woman at a fancy restaurant juggling cell phones and landing one in a bowl of hot soup.
Can you make me a Venn diagram about that?
when jugglers hit jugulars you get jocosity
and when jocasta hits oedipus you get antigone
The family that plays together, stays together.
How about if they play dead?
The family that dies together, lies together.
Actually, it is fake. The blow-up sound is at some milliseconds too late, the pen wouldn’t manage to go straight out so it could pierce a bulb and stick itself inside the light fixture, especially not when it is twirled; would bounce, not go through and finally, look carefully for the cut, at the moment the bulb exploses look at his hand, move about a cm up. It’s too clean to be real. Even the guy’s reaction is too perfect, it’s staged. Funny, but staged. And yeah he’s smart enough to juggle those, quick enough to react as soon as he sees the problem but imbecile enough to go get the pen anyway… nope doesn’t add up.
Yeah, I agree. There’s totally a cut. I can’t say that it was definitely faked or how he would have pulled off a fake, but there’s a cut that’s really distracting right before the bulb is broken.
Just to be clear, the fail here is that this guy must have spent years learning to twirl pens.
Oh, and he also got fried.
But mainly…he…twirls…pens.
I agree. On the first look it looks like a fail… But on the second and third look, is looks like a huge twirled fail-cake with a electrocuted fail-cherry on top of it.
Remember when he got fried?
*pees pants laughing*
That’s not a fail, that’s awesome.
Did you watch it to the very end?
Yes. It was awesome!
Pretty sure this video is a few years old.
FAIL, submitting really old stuff.
And so are you!
FAIL, being really old stuff.
On a more serious note: If you did not know it (or just had a deja-vu), this does not mean it is old to you. And it does not matter if other people know it already, except if you have no own opinion and are a spineless loser.
Oh well… I would not have to say that. A look at your picture would have told me all this already.
Oooo! Oooo, let me try?
Ken, you’re so cute! I’m cute too! Want me? Click my link!
Naughty Amber. That was nice.
I like it when he flips the glove over the towl.
Why would a device to wash your car’s lights be naughty?
What happened to all the guys? *confused look*
Did they all run off to grab a towel and a glove?
Oh well, they must all have dirty head lights. * innocent face*
looks like Amber’s on her soapbox
(and her avatar’s wearing the derby)
and this comment is one we’ve never seen
Ooooh, new comment! Lemmi see, lemmi see! *shoves fuzz outtatheway*
Hey! No shoving! Fuzzy, did the mean lady hurt you?
McFail’s not mean, she’s an attorney.
I know, just messing with ya
There’s a difference?
Neener, there is no need to be insulting. Some of us attorneys are quite gentle-mannered.
I’m ok, but I know what you’re thinking: Surreptitiously rubbing one’s crotch against nonconsenting women in crowded areas in order to achieve sexual arousal sounds like a walk in the park. But whenever I hear someone talking about how “simple” it must be to be a frotteur, I just have to laugh.
—
(The Onion, “It’s Not Easy Being a Frotteur”)
Ah, I get it! Cause, unlike building a deck or performing surgery, there are no instruction manuals on how to properly press your penis up against someone’s hip on a packed train.
Really? Have you googled it? I wouldn’t be surprised if there are manuals out there.
It takes a surprising amount of practice and a fair share of embarrassing failures in front of large groups of people to really get it right.
And? Most of the people didn’t saw it anytime, I think. For example me
Well said.
Well sawed.
Me example sawed didn’t people most think?
And grow up to be an inanimate object?
I’m sorry, dilettante, only little boys can.
Its the Japanese Gibberish that makes this one so funny, AYAYAAYA
That’s not Japanese Gibberish. Go ahead and stick your finger in a live light socket and see how many of your muscles involuntarily contract.
And, the awesomely hot wemon.
Another extra e! The wemon were only awsomely hot
Doh!
Hee!
language identification fail, that’s definitely not Japanese.
Yeah, not Japanese. Sounds more like Romanian or other closely related language.
Sounds like German to me…
You spelled Greek wrong.
You spelled Guamish wrong.
That’s russian. He says: “F#ck!” and then “It’s stuck in there”. I know that because I’m russian too
Two phrases that combined usually lead to a potato.
I think the potato comes first…
That’s the cool thing with Russians. They tell you everything before they do it. “FUCK” and they stick it in there. This is where Boris and Natasha went wrong. They told Rocky and Bullwinkle everything they were going to do before they did it.
I think you need a bigger hat.
I’ve got a hat story.. No wait, did that. I only have one hat story.
What came first? The potato or the vicar?
*head asplodez*
i guess thats one way to try and make vodka
I distill it from lead paint and dead bees.
So maybe conjunctivitis wasn’t to blame, eh dilly? *sings* “About a maid, I’ll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety-tin…”
Who told you?! *hides cyanide, rocks, stew, and matches*
Russian, actually
he says “@%#&! Would you look at that, it’s stuck!”
why everytime someone speaks some english-speaker-uninteligible language it has to be either chinese or romanian?
what happened to the othe languages?
like, in this case, russian?
geez…
I think It’s Turkish or Greek… or possibly some other medetteranian language….
What Japanese? What Romanian? I thought you guys had watched enough movies with American actors faking the accents to recognise pure Russian!
“[censored], [censored]! Look, it’s stuck!”
Or something along those lines.
Japanese? Romanian? I thought you guys had watched enough movies with American actors trying to fake accents to recognise Russian! At least some others did.
“[censored], [censored]! … Look, how it’s stuck!”
Or something along those lines.
It’s russian – .ru is a russian extension
idiot
The Joker, he is not.
Now if he’d gotten someone ELSE to grab the pen…
at 1st it was nothing but win even blowing up the light bulb but then o…o….oooo FAIL
Brilliant!
At first I thought the joke was when that killed pen hit that lamp. My God what an idiot!
I’d be inclined to think it was a fake. I too think there’s an awkward cut when the pen gets stuck in the lamp. The momemtum of the pen may not be enough to break the bulb when tossing it up like that. In addition, how did it stick? Finally at the end there is a bright flash that could hide another cut or be an effect. May be real but highly suspect.
Also, if you watch the left hand there is a shift that shouldn’t be there. The more I watch this the more I cry fake.
You seem really funny and insightful. We should hook up.
I like jj too! Let’s fight over him!
I think we should have a joke-killing contest to try and impress him.
You go first.
Ooops! I think he’s gotten all distracted with his new “Towelie” Friend.
Yesterday I changed a lightbulb.
Today I crossed the road and went into a bar.
It was at that point I realised my life was becoming a joke.
The more I listen to you the more I cry.
He also stops twirling the right hand just before the cut, so that he wouldn’t have to do a tricky cut with a spinning pen in the right hand as the pen in his left was thrown or pulled into the lamp on a wire.
The flash or electricity is also way to dramatic…I doubt you’d get a big flash like that, just some small sparking and screaming.
Are you jj’s evil twin?
Well why don’t you go stick a pen in an outlet and let us know what really happens
I think they are implying that there is no power in the socket either, and that the whole thing is staged. Also, people don’t go flying like that when they are zapped, especially by wall sockets. From experience, (I wasn’t the quickest child when it came to electricity) you would seize up and be unable to move.
Stop encouraging the trolls…
Crying fakes and seizing up?
Christ, I just know Dilly’s gonna have a sobbing fit.
*sniff* *sniff* *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
Awwww, but I wanted to feed them to my Tooth Fairies!
I don’t think 2th eats trolls. They require a lot of flossing afterwards.
Pretty sure Blue’s purely a vagetarian anyway.
LOL.
I once visited a family member’s farm and touched some wire…
Woke up hours later thinking someone had rode by on a horse and hit me in the head with a bat! :3
Was this farm called Sleepy Hollow, perhaps? Was the rider missing anything?
Yes, he could have dropped his wallet from the horse.
From what i’ve heard in the past this is more common in the US with 110 volts (which people tend to freeze up).
But in Russia (which someone mentioned was where the video was shot in) the voltage is 230 volts. With approximately double the voltage your body tends to not freeze up but be repelled by the electric force. So even though you are getting twice the voltage it may be less dangerous because the length of time you get shocked is typically less.
I may be wrong but this was explained to me years ago by a teacher.
Definitely not the brightest crayon in the box…or maybe he is now…
They make luminiscent crayons now? Why was I not told of this?
They are from the Auric Goldfinger collection.
They’re For Your Eyes Only.
Eye, luminescent crayons. Many a fun-filled hour I spent using these glorious things when I was a wee pupil in kindergarten.
As did I, I Loved living in Russia.
Did you have a Ball in the the Thunder?
Well, I was in Her Majesty’s Secret Service, so I shouldn’t talk about it, but what the hell, You Only Live Twice.
You’ve scared the Living Daylights out of me.
BFF, maybe you can take Solace in Quantum physics to calm your nerves.
That quantum is neither here nor there, Dr. No.
I shall, Tomorrow. It Never Dies, anyway.
M.
Did I just kill the pun run? For the record, I didn’t mean to.
F-F-F-FLUFFY BREAKER!! Nah, just kidding. Hey, Q.
Oi! Don’t break Fluffy! Bad Dilettante!
I’ve a View To A Kill.
*fluffs the fish*
Crayola Glow
It’d beat the heck out of LiteBright.
I knew exactly what this would be just from the headline. Further proof that I’ve been on the internet for too long.
He spent so long learning how to twirl pens, only to get himself electrocuted. Anpu finds this even sadder than the video of those guys trying so hard to do jumping jacks.
You seem to regularly speak with this figure. Recommend clinical correlation with serum levels.
Anpu is his invisible friend\hero figure without whom capt. awesome would not be able to perform secret critical functions for the military and we would all perish!
It is very important that we DO NOT speak ill of Anpu… OK? *wink wink*
btw, Skwerlly B., appears there’s a war on in England … clicky namey for the gamey squirrellies
Fuzzy, warn a girl!
(NSFD)
That’s sad! However, I’ve no plans to travel to England this year, I’ve no close relatives in the EU, and I live in a protected environment on a nice University campus where everyone adores me and my cute furry extended family.
It IS fake. it was a viral marketing campaign by (I think) Samsung. They also did the clip with the guy juggling bowling balls and hitting a little kid, and one or two others.
Ach, you’re nae fun anymore!
LOL! When he broke the lamp I though “yeah, 3/5 rating” but when he got shocked it’s definitely 5/5.
Good job failing.
Pretty fake, funny as hell though.
I don’t think Dante found hell that funny.
BFF, he’s talking about his and Angrboda’s daughter, Hel. Apparently this fail is as funny as she is.
Bueller? Bueller?
*Hela-copters in*
Sorry I’m late, I needed to catch up on my pillaging.
LOL I was saying to myself “Don’t touch it! Unplug it first! No no no no!!!………….. *zap* ……….. ROFL!!”
Are you talking about the video or your naughty bits? Do you always talk to your naughty bits like this?
That’s what he gets for showing off. I like when he yells “YUMA YUMA!”
This is a fake. What do you have instead of your eyes? Shit?
Fuck you!
*improvises tazer with pen and Chinese lamp*
*rolls quickly up to “IFuckChildren”* umm…. Hi! (innocently)
*drops improvised tazer into his crotch*
*zooms quickly away*
Your move Medicate!
Hm I probably don’t want to go for the switch with it sitting there. He might get the wrong idea.
Okay, you’re more than slightly redeemed in my eyes.
You know, I have a great bible lesson class for you to attend!
Click my name for link
Hey! It’s Santa!
Ho Ho Ho! BE NICE!
You’ve reached Santa’s Workshop.
I’m sound asleep at the North Pole!
Please leave a message at the tone. BEEEP!
Video edit fail. Shoulders don’t move like that, not even when light bulb explodes.
Agreed. That is so fake.
I think this would be a good one for “Do not touch, pen is stuck”
I’ll take “Penis Mightier” for $800, Alex.
“This is the only month that starts with Feb”
March?
What is march?
Crap, I fail at this game.
“Just write down a number. It doesn’t have to be anything. Just write a number.”
*head explodes*
Sad, you’re not even 15 for a few more days. And I’m totally not cleaning that up.
*Squeegees all the parts into a corner.*
He’ll be alright. He’s a kid, you just have to put all the parts in the same room and they heal.
He’s a T-1000? Oh god…
Don’t worry. All of his offensive weapons have been replaced with failblogging ability, a low volt tazer and an iPod that only plays Wham’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.
OH MY GOD. I just realized that song came out ten years before he was born. Cause I was five.
*Cries*
Why are you crying? Cause: Baaaaaaawwwww. *turns 30 in two months* bawwwww
damn kids. He probably thinks Kanye West invented Daft Punk.
You’re just a youngster. I’m 44.
*Plays Bauhaus and wallows in self pity.*
Weeeee! I turn 30 in two months as well!
35 in 7 months.
*Doesn’t plan to turn any*
20 in… er… 15 days.
“Do not turn, pen is trick”
“Trick is turn not pen do?”
Did anyone else notice that this guy is married? I’m just wondering how…
Did you not see how he was twirling those pens? If that isn’t marriage material then I don’t know what is…
I’m guessing he shows women this video and his $1M (Russian currency equivalent) life insurance policy.
Are you kidding? When he can move his fingers like that? Plus, it’s a lot harder to electrocute yourself on a woman.
It’s possible — just much harder.
I know, who would ever marry a man who clearly spins pens constantly nonstop and breaks every electrical appliance within the diameter of 7 metres. Oh wait, maybe some lady who likes a block who’s good with his fingers and at blowing shit up.
So THAT’s why I’m single!
*cries*
A block?
I was just about to mention that, too…
*grumbles because I wasn’t able to point that out first*
Its sad, hes been so close to win a Darwin Award, his aprents must be really upset
Your aprents have stolen borrowed your apostrophes?
html^ deliticate aprentis
In loco parentis
Pupils wide.
Belladonna, or…
I have some upset aprons in my laundry basket.
this is probably the worst idea that i have ever heard of… and put into practice, too.
Yeah, who is going to use a blue shirt?
Your pen belongs to the lamp
The lamp’s like a cattle prod
All your pens belong to lamp
That is truly a fail. Poor bastard
Fake, you can easily see that the pens are darker than the rest of the stuff!
CGI FAIL!
lamp got owned
Thats was shocking
So’s your shop on Drury Lane.
Now look what you’ve done, you’ve burnt down London!
Hey that was a long time ago I’ve gotten over it and so have they.
(it was pudding lane anyway)
So it was. Must be getting my foodstuff mixed up.
Looks like win to me until he reaches for a pen in a lightbulb socket.
YES THAT WAS AWESOME !!!!!!!
I was so totally like “zOMG this suX0rz to the extreme” but then it was AWESOME !
Contrived / fake.
^ Authentic/ troll.
Probably, but he’s clearly talking about that episode of Murder, She Wrote where Jessica went to the plantation and her friend died by voodoo.
Wait, was her friend a chicken?
No, that was a different episode, when one of her chickens was sick and she killed the other one to make chicken soup for it.
No, maybe it was the one that had a member of the Jessica Fletcher fan club so obsessed with her she stole her identity and then was murdered?
Oh yeah, that was the one, except it was a member of the Tom Hanks fan club and he stole his dress so he could live with Janet and Chrissy.
Mmm… Cannimpbel’s. Soup is good food.
Beware the MSG.
Marcus marcus marcus.
Sets BondFan4518 to taze.
So… can we infer from this video that their is one less idiot to pass on his stupid-genes to future generations?
We can only hope, Ashley.
No way … stupid people have only recently developed a purpose in society. The proliferation of the internet has now given them an important role in comedy.
I want massive cross-breeding of idiots to create even less-intelligent people that do even more ridiculous, illogical things. I might only be satisfied when we come to a point in society where we have a TV show like “Oww, My Nards”
Yeah, I LOL’ed
Everyone knows that you’re supposed to first lick your fingers before touching metal objects jammed in electrical components.
I especially love how he grounded his left hand on the metal of the very lamp he was investigating, just in case…
Fake.
yeah, lol.
you could tell when the pen flew out of his hand the frames stopped for a second so he could turn off the light himself.
looks fake to me too. Video cuts out oddly each time that light shocks.
video edit fail. sooooo fake.
I was completely satisfied with this fail as soon as he busted the lamp…the fact that he also got shocked was just icing on the cake for me.
Congratulations! For taking failblog.org’s customer satisfaction survey, you’ve won a pen! Also, there’s no such thing as cake, liar! Have a good day.
Also, completely agreed about this being edited. There’s clearly a hiccup a split second before the bulb pops.
That bulb drinks on the sly.
i agree
True story – We had a woman at my company that was an office supply nazi. She once sent out an email asking who took her pen. She described it as long, kinda fat and brown in color. And she ended her email with “Does anyone know where my penis?” She was too old and naive for it to be intentional.
.
I responded saying that I checked everywhere and the only person with anything remotely matching that description was Julius but it wasn’t a writing implement but she was close. Julius was the only African American in my company at the time. She didn’t get the joke, she went to Julius to see if he had her pen. I should tell her I finally found it in her desk lamp.
I bet your fu*ckin filing technique is unstoppable.
I want to work with you, Ry. We’d have some laughs…
I am afraid we wouldn’t get any work done.
That no longer scares me, as it hasn’t affected my income.
I don’t know, seems like the pair of you could be two of the workin’est girls to ever hit the scene. (And I don’t mean to imply anything when I say “hit”.)
What did Julius say?
Wow I’ve just noticed something, If you scroll down the comments page and look at it sideways it looks like a stick with a snake going round it.
You need LESS free time
That’s putting it mildly.
Tell me, MuffinMan, have you ever ventured ‘outside’? Into ’soceity’?
*Types “Outside” into Google* WoooooooW DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN THE OUTSIDE?? ITS AMMMAAAZZZIIINGG!!!!
*Types “outside” into Google* WoooooW amazing graphics…
BFF, you’re being a little soceited, don’t you think?
I think he … is … being … aseity … existence … originating from and having no source other than itself.
That’s a relatively ultimate statement.
Certainly not Rangtong – not saying it’s wrong.
Well, BondFan is Japanese, and therefore likely to be more shaped by Yogacaric influences, by way of the Lankavatara Sutra’s impress on early Ch’an/Zen development.
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But, then again, I, an Anglo, did have to teach him the Japanese word sesshin (“gathered mind,” a.k.a. a Zen retreat). So, maybe he needs to get out more and deconstruct his interdependently-generated and socially consensus-woven apparent selfhood.
hah thats hilarious!
he thought it was a magical lightbulb that is safe in all ways
Sorry to spoil all the fun, but this is one of a series setting up advertisements for the Samsung Duos phone in Russia. The concept is that juggling leads to bad things, so give up all your phones, PDA, etc and just get the Duos.
go fish
Avez-vous deux péchés?
A lady does not accidenty apostrophes (a.k.a., accents acute or apices).
So …
Do you sweetly allude to the lure of two little fishes (a.k.a., a pisces)?
Or are you sweetly lewd with the allure of two peccadillos (a.k.a., pecker-a-dilly’s)?
__(*)__
Ummm….
good thing he didn’t throw his pen 15 at the lamp.
Awesome fail.
That guy got his ass handed to him by a lamp.
Who wants to see a pencil trick of a different sort?
That went from bad to worse in the flip of a pen.
First!
P.S: I love how he screams
ROTFLMAO
The first thing I said when I saw the pen go in the lamp was I wouldn’t even touch that pen XD
Oh, my God.
Was he all right afterwards? He flew back away from that lamp. I thought I heard a whimper just before the video got cut off. Did he survive being electrocuted?
If he didn’t, at least he’s in line for a Darwin Award. Posthumous, naturally.
35 secs in
Japanese for “this is sooo fu*ckin goin on you tube!”
Wow, talk about hiring the Chief of all Solitaire Sams.
In Russia, you don’t own lamp, lamp owns you . . .
The funniest part is when he electrocutes himself.
Quite shocking :O
Raction fail. I would instantly say “I meant to do that”, and would look completely awesome.
This is life’s way of killing off the dumbasses.
yes…i agree
At least something is bright in that video
i think its fake
i bet he couldn’t do that again if he tried! XD I loled!
oh hi ^^
thanks
I have seen enough.
*turns on load speaker and picks up mic*
White Night….White Night
I say we all go to a BBQ at Mookie’s place on the 4th of July.
yes i agree
Thats just friggin priceless!!!! I laughed my socks off!
Wtf is up with all the fluffys? Name is taken, pick another!
But yes, it was a good fail. You are correct.
Suspension of disbelief FAIL
666 FTW
670th D:
crap ¬¬
ha! and it was all going so well
best fail in ages!!
I didn’t notice! It was all good until it got stuck in the lamp or something. LOL then it shocked the guy and sort of blew up in a way.
It’s clearly fake. Even an elementary understanding of physics will show that a pen could never pierce a lightbulb like that. The angle is way off, not to mention the fact that if would be near impossible to create that much force with just your fingers. Also, there is a noticeable cut in the film right before the pen flies out his hand. Poor, poor job. C’mon failblog, get on the fact checking.
its a fail because it fake and well… c’mon… i mean if you watched it its obvious.
oh and you could generate enough power to peirce it, because all the force is narrowed down to the tip. so i think it could pierce the bulb.
and plus if you think about it… bulbs are easy to break…i did it once with two fingers( it was a bet that won me 100$$$. the bulb was on…kinda stupid)
That tape is clearely fake. Look at how he is “bumped” 5cm to the left when he drops the pen
Fakeeeeeee
really? Did that really just happen?
fake
FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER SEEN
Normal guy:
Ouch, I better not do that again.
Scientific guy:
Hmmm, I wonder if that happens everytime.. AWEYOU!!
LOL, i was laughing just when he threw the pen, cuz ive been doin that stuff at school a lot. then boom. lmao
i like to get surprised in the end and this fail was GREAT
lol fake
you all fail so much
You see how his sitting position chances a little bit at the moment they put the 2 videos (pen in hand – pen in lamp) together.
Ебааааа бля ))))
(MacGyver won’t nest below this level)
Wow. Breaking the bulb with the pen… stupid… but trying to take the pen out without unplugging it, or at the very least turning it off? I can’t… I don’t even have words for this.
What about: Fake.
Its a nice word.
or fail?
or freaking hilarious?
or moronic?
or…no common sence?
how about ‘wow…just wow’ yeah…i like that
‘wow…just wow’ would fit, if the fake would not be that obvious.
This is pure awesomeness.
FIRST!
lol at comment above and below!!
i think the entire vid is a fail not just the end…
the end was just the climax!
i feel like mookie is the most intelectual person here
(besides her pick is hot… and thats just the eye!)
If I would put a Pic of boobs as avatar, would I be more intelectual?
I think he says OH LOL! at the end. Listen carefully.
*bzzzzt* OH LOL! *thud
So, was the guy okay? It’s not funny if he dies.
more like WIN!
YES i’m a killjoy but does no one notice…
a) the jump in frames,
b) the glass that ends up on the desk is thrown from his left hand, you see him throw it to the desk…?
Just a casual observer
U PHAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U Phallus!
Last. I laughoutlouded
It’s even more funny because this douche looks like Tom Cruise!
He made a wonderful noise as he had his first heart attack!
HAHAHA I totally tried submitting this video like four months ago, glad someone got it in! I love it.
in soviet russian, pen tricks you!
It’s funny when other people get hurt.
I just like to write with my pens…guess this is a good reason why.
100% fake. still gave me a chuckle
It was pretty fucking cool untill he got it stuck in the lamp…
Heh, as he was reaching for it, I had a second to wonder “is that pen metal?”
Yup, looks like it.
It’s fake.
Slow it down just as the pen goes toward the bulb. It disappears temporarily.
fake. if you look at 27-28 there is a change in motion where the camera was stopped and started, no one could be this stupid. lols all the same
It’s fake. Watch how his body shifts position slightly before the pen flies into the lamp. Also… the pen wouldn’t stick there unless he launched with significantly more force.
Legitimacy fail.
I’m not gonna read everyone’s comments, but I’m gonna have to call shattering a lightbulb with a pen a solid ‘win’.
I’ll translate:
*Pow!*
Blya! Yo-mayo! (can’t translate though)
Look! It’s stuck!
He’s failing at an expert level.
FAKE
you all FAIL. this is a viral… ffs! twats.
Fake.
That cry of alarm/surprise/agony either matches or exceeds the wilhelm scream.
I’m afraid this one is old as hell and fake as heller.
There’s another one in the same series where a BBQ-guy is juggling and ends up with an impaled bird.
Look carefully when he throws the pen. His empty hand shifts upwards suddenly. Camera trick. Fake.
There’s a really weird pause that happens right as he “throws” the pen into the lamp. Fake?
fake, indeed. you can see the strings..
don’t forget to unplug your fail
Gotta love Russians!
Nado lyubit Russkih.
I can’t beileve I just witnessed the human cartoon. Do they not get Daffy Duck? Donald Duck? Al Bundy?
I was wondering if he would think to turn the power off. Nope. Dumb.
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He fails at life, and at work to
my bf can do that with the pens.
:]
wow…that is a true fail, touches the pen while its in the lamp -.- mamama monster fail fail fail….
BBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Double Fail
neslabo ebanulo =DDD
moo…..HEEEEEEE HHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!1!!!!ELEVEN!1!!111!!11111! HEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAHAHHWWWWWWWW!!!!111!!11!ONE AND ELEVEN OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
In Soviet Russia the lamps are switching you off!!!!
2:22 pm? Which time zone?? It’s 11:25 pm at the moment (CET xD)
C-C-C-Combo Breakerrr
Whatever the case, this guy’s got mad skills.
OMG… so funny!!! Freaking MORON!!! LOL HAHAHAH KKKKKK
I HAVE THE GREATES IDEA FOR A NEW SHOCK PEN >8D
Anyone care if the dudes alright? i meen your all focusing on how failish it is, but if you really think about it, shouldint you be thinking about the person in the video istead of getting a easy luagh…alough it was fuckign hilarious
In Soviet Russia, pen tricks you!
its true! i was there watchin it! i cant believe its on here!
BHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought was going to crap my pants I was laughing so hard on this one. Stupid pen flipper was asking for that one.
Don’t touch it, ASS!
i have the same lamp! haha
fake!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking russians
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! Dumbass!!!
Dear lord… nobody is ever gonna read all these comments!
YEAH.
its edited ;o
Plastic isn’t a very good conductor… if he had been playing with metal pens I’d say alright, maybe…
The lamp breaking wasnt even the best part. He just wanted to be a retard and go back 4 more. Stupid people help make the world go round…… I guess.
watta noob…
So I’m new to FAILBlog, this is my first post! -Thank you, thank you. Oh stop you’re embarassing me /blush-
I do have to ask this though…
Which is the bigger fail? 2009s runner up for the Darwin Award? or…
The people who tell everybody else on this site how the fail-er could have been a win-ner as if we didn’t already know? or…
The new guy, who just commented on a 2 month old post like it was today’s big hit?
You decide.
Hallo !!!
check this this wilde weiber
nice hello from United Kingdom
omg he is so retarded!After the pen got inside the lamp he shouted to the camera “Look its stcuked there!”epic notice lol
Asians makes real cool sound when they die …
video removed from youtube
First I thought the fail was that he had so little a life that he took the time to learn this pen trick. Then I thought the fail was that he broke the light bulb. Then I saw him looking at the pen, laughing, and I thought “no way he is going to grab that pen without disconnecting the power” …. I was wrong. TRIPLE FAIL!
its fake… YOUR ALL RETARDED! FAIL FAIL FAIL… look at it closely you idiotas
u know…if u were smart u would close the lamp…you know…before u try to take something metal out…..
I laughed REALLY hard when it stuck in the socket. I almost couldnt laugh hard enough when grabbed it. I thought NO WAY would anyone ever be stupid enough to grab a metal object stuck in an electrical outle… HA HA HA! ect.
is he alive? he growled at the end
The fail is… it’s a double fail. My god. It’s funny enough he screwed up the trick, but wait, there’s more!
Lemme just see if I can get this METALLIC OBJECT out of a device that has electrical current running through it! Oopsies!
Now you’re fried. >.>
so fake
It’s fake. Notice how “another video” starts exactly after he flips the left hand pen. And how the pen “appears” in the lamp. It was pretty cool though. I mean the pen trick.
Man, that’s epical! When you thought it couldn’t be worse…
hahaha noway that’s not a fake,
but omg when he grabbed the pen.. I tho..no one can be so stupid… XD
The video should have been dubbed with “Failblog…. DOT ORG!”
The old “I’m a retard” fail. Classic.
ROFLMAO – What a stupid guy! Almost pissed in my pants for laughin’ on
I was about to say it was win, cause the pen made something explode, just like in James Bond, but then I resumed and watched the last 7 sec.
antone else wondering why he was flipping pens and sh*t at work? PRODUCTIVITY FAIL
Damn hes awesomely good.
Tough not born with an iq, but… DAMN!
can someone translate that please?
it is in russian language. means “look, it stuck inside”. It seems that boy make this pen trick on video chat for person (girl ? ) on the other side of the wire.
he tryed to make it look like it was part of the trick… then it blew up.
if first you don’t fail.. try try again.
Is he Dead? :S
It’s fake. For those who don’t know it yet. Honestly this site is for real fails people.
For those of you who say it is fake, it obviously isn’t. If you go to :25, and hit play/pause repeatedly, you can see the pen fly into it. Get a life, and enjoy the FAILS.
Epic fail lol
that gave me a nice laugh
Did he die?
what the hell is he trying to say?:DD XD
Bulb crash is just an fail for thid blog. Last few second are suitable for Darwin award just well. Muhehe