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HA! There’s the proof that Superman was originally concepted to be a dragqueen!
It would have to be a Superman to take on all those girls.
I’m sure I can see six come hither looks!
They do each have that certain tilt.
Dang, that guy has balls of steel!
I freuded myself again.
Support Peta!
First!
EGO! GET OUT
And they appear to be animated.
And not at all cel-ibate.
Or at least someone familiar with The Way of the Three Peckers.
I am suprised that there is no stupid “First!” comment, excep from the chainletter quoting me here. I am disappointed.
You realise you just ruined it ?
Hear me roar
“superman in every girl” would have been funnier
Yeah, not really, because then it would have been intentional and not a fail. You’re looking for Superman/Disney princess fanfic, it’s that way.>
*rushes over to read fanfic*
Is that a group shot of the FB chicks?
Good point. Of course, Fluffy is the mermaid.
Is that the type of fish she is? I didn’t know.
Just going off the ‘trusses’ refs, I’ll call DW second from right.
The blond girl next to her is probably Ry, she looks like is hiding a potato on the hand behind her back.
Definately. Just because I’m worried about that other hand.
Sorry Lou, this thread’s got Danger! written all over it.
High Voltage!
Fire in the disco… fire in the Taco Bell
HisPanic in the Disco…yo quiero fire in the Taco Bell.
you spelled “Belle” wrong
(she’s the one DrB sees as DW … she does have fiery associations with a beastie … )
Hee…!
My Admiral does have a certain animal magnetism…!
I’m offended by being referred to as a chick. I am a broad.
Ahem…I present….The Broads of Failblog…
Excuse me, but I’m a babe. Theng-kew.
I prefer to be called a hussy.
Yeah and I am not blonde anymore.
Well, the drapes aren’t…
among the thesaurus entries for ‘broad’ are –
“experienced, permissive, unrestrained, all-embracing and … widespread”
Hm? Just woke up for some reason…
among the thesaurus entries for ‘woke up’ are –
aroused, excited, stirred up, stimulated and … rolled out
Hm? Oh, was I daydreaming?
among the thesaurus entries for ‘daydreaming’ are –
“fond hoping, head tripping, fuzzgathering, and … pipe dreaming”
Have you been reading my personal ad?
It’s strange, Mookie. Nowhere does it mention your black heart.
It’s almost as if…
Well if thats what turns you on
FIRST!
CAPSLOCK helps you to fail more.
Doo Daaa, Doo Daaa. Camptown race track 5 miles long…..
Do di do da day…..
There she was, just a’walkin’ down the street…
…then got hit by a 18 wheeler.
Oh, you already heard? Yes, quite tragic, that.
Are all those princesses laughing because Superman wears his underpants on the outside or are they just happy with his size?
You might have a point, Lou.
Impish looks all ’round. Me thinks those gals have bagged ‘emselves a superhero…
Perhaps they’ve debagged him.
Smiles all round.
You accidenty your name?
AGAIN?
WHAT’S GOING ON?
I DEMAND MY MONEY BACK!
Who is this whistle looser?
He’s posted all over this blog today.
Looser.
He’s not that bad.
Although I blew him away on another fail.
He pisses me off because he’s totally copying my style.
I’ve told him to get himself his own sheep but he’s just obsessed.
You know you’ve reached a special stage in a relationship when you share a sheep though.
Just don’t. Please.
*shudders*
Wait…Mikey “blew him off”?
Rumour has it you miss all the fun.
And loosing was not a option.
I lost something that night. Something I’m never going to get back.
*sigh*
*hugs*
It’s ok, buddy, we’re here for you.
I whistled for him
And when he came near, his license plate said “FRESH” and there were dice on the mirror?
Speaking of phone booths, I once…. well, nevermind.
Me too! Um, nevermind. And nevermind about that mailbox and mall bathroom.
You shat in your mailbox?
You need to see someone about that.
I’m shitting in your chimney as we speak.
Cool. I put a cup in the fireplace for just this eventuality – now all we need’s another girl and we’re good to go.
[ahem, stepping carefully past the shit whistler ...]
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♪ You called me strong, you called me weak
But your secrets I will keep ♪
You’re making me crazy. To the beach changing room!
You appear to have no head. Are you ok?
Blame the helmet, it’s more dangerous than I ever dreamed
If I find your head on my travels, I promise not to abuse it.
Mmm brings back memories of dressing room sex.
*carefully refrains from any references to an airport elevator*
*has a flight of fantasy*
*ignites the pilot light*
*thoroughly inspects landing gear*
Oh, that feels firm.
Ooh. I see we’ve achieved liftoff…
It’s never too early to begin cross-dressing.
Clark C*nt
Peter Poofter.
Spruce Wayne
Robert Tanner
Don’t forget Little Eric.
“When Eric eats a banana…”
… all hell breaks loose”
An amazing transformation occurs!
TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!
TRAAANSORMEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!
Woot! I’m so excited that you got this!
*cannot believe he just wooted*
Dilettante’s got a good eye for a reference.
And it was a class cartoon.
Seconded!
And I’m all the more excited because NOBODY got my Brief Encounter reference the other day.
I sulked, I tell you, I sulked.
Sorry. I’ve never seen Brief Encounter.
*runs and hides*
Is it to meet someone wearing their underwear on the outside?
No, it’s to get *SQUEEEZE!*d!
One of my staff dressed as BM a couple of ‘off-site’ meetings ago (the team likes dress-ups).
Oooh, that sounds like fun.
My mate said one of his old bosses burst into a board meeting dressed as Batman once and proceeded to carry on with the meeting as normal.
The world needs more Batmans DrB.
Hear, hear! (I was Captain Jack Sparrow)
“One of my staff dressed as BM”…
*is speechless*
Was his name Mr. Hanky?
Maybe this is the new Justice League… lookin’ FAAAAABULOUS!
But if Superman was in the middle of all of them, suddenly it becomes an Epic Win, am I right?
Can’t es-cape this logic…
We wouldn’t want Superman to Lois out.
If he changed his Daily Plan,-et he would be more successful
*no he Grr
I love this. no he Grr!
NO U GO GRRRL
U Grr8, fuzzy.
Let’s see what all this “Man of Steel” talk is about.
To a man of steel
It’s no big deal
To swi…
Nah, I already posted that.
“Slow down! You’re posting too quickly!”
Double posting is alright, though.
But only double post with someone who knows what they’re doing.
Otherwise you can have accidental sword…er post.. crossings and/or end up with serious damage, both physical and emotional.
Don’t cross the beams.
fail X6
Is that the one with the scramjet engine?
Roger Ramjet?
YES! I’ve never met anyone else who remembered him!
*hugs CheekyCherry*
Dyaw…I think I feel a song coming on! Ahem..
***
Roger Ramjet he’s our man!
Hero of our nation
For his adventures, just be sure
And stay tuned to this station!
*throws roses*
BRAVO! ENCORE!
(apols for mistakes…I’m going from memory)
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When Ramjet takes his proton pill
The crooks begin to worry!
They can’t escape the awful fate
Of proton’s mighty fury!
I am very impressed by the pair of you. I can barely remember the music to the tune. All I remember is him flying through the air with a cheesy smile.
Didn’t everyone have a ‘normal’ childhood?
now though.
*dashes for the fresh fails*
I remember it was to the tune of “Yankee Doodle”. I vaguely remember the kids in the show. (Did they even DO anything besides maybe getting kidnapped or acting as cheerleaders for RR? This was originally before my time, but I caught it on CN later.)
Maybe they’re implying that Superman wants to be a princess.
Doesn’t everybody ?
Hey, if his Supes costume runs in the wash, he’ll fit right in !
Dorrie, FailBlog Broad
Doesn’t everybody?
Hey, if he Shoops this fail in the wash, he’ll drown in there!
Dilettante, FailBlog Permissive
As if. You are SO a FailBlog Dom.
what?
hawt?
hawk, tony
hawkman
birdman
Which one is Lois?
Which brain were you using?
Why do you ask?
Why don’t you have answer for my question?
…and now I’m wondering which brain I was using
“To be or not to be — what is the question!?”
~ Audrey, age 4
“The question is to be or not to be”
~ Audrey, age 40, Earth 2, Parallel Universe
“What was the question? Feed me!”
~ Audrey Two, age 2, Flower Shop
“Why was there a question? Seed me!”
~ Flower one, age 30 days
“Why are we asking questions? Anwesr me!”
~seed 3, age Watering Stage
*looks us Anwesr in Saxon dicitionary*
Um, I think that’s illegal.
*looks us in the dictionary and finds it is us*
~ Pogo, aged possum
whoops.
The Planet of the Apes was Earth the whole time!?
Soylent green is PEEEEOPLE!!!
Wait, the monolith is the catalyst for human evolution and the search for what is beyond human consciousness??
Wait, when you replicant a Blade Runner, Boba Fett will flip off the Raider of the Lost Ark?!
Wait, the aliens are afraid of water?! It’s that simple?!
And it’s the present day and they’re on an animal preserve???
What does the lower half of the backpack say? “Princess in ____ Girl” ?
it says Princess in every girl. hmmm is there a sex toy called Princess and superman is flying high watching the action?
Superman has a pocket rocket in his cape in case of emergencies and he finds 6 damsels in distress like this.
is it a bird…?
No, its a jumbo jet. Or so I hear…
It’s “Princess in Every Girl”
Mr. Cuddles is going to very offended that boys were left out but he may not notice it since he had a hot date last night with Christopher.
McFail is going to be so disappointed.
What, what, what!?!?
I’m not offended
and I got stood up! 
Well, let it go down before you walk around at work.
Or strategically carry a box with you every where you go.
a superman poke in the pink x6
a superpoke?
a soup or poke?
A poop or coke?
A Super Soaker?
A pooper scooper?
A Super Scope?
A Super Pope?
A pig in a poke?
A pope on a rope?
A dooby smoker?
do be a doobie
To do is to be. To be is to do. Do be do be do.
Are you all nasty minded all the time?
Yes. Even many of us lurkers. It’s what makes it fun.
Well, what ever sinks your (fail)boat.
I only see one nasty person here.
Let’s see a show of hands…. Yep.
*sniff* Were you just using the Wonder Boner? I smell fish on that hand.
*wipes hand on the ShamWow* Better?
Ok, look I think it’s time we burnt that thing, there’s no salvaging it at this point.
You can’t do that! It’s B2th’s blankie!
I’m so sorry Mookie! It wasn’t meant for you.
Please come back to the thread.
*goes down on knees and grovels*
I think B2th’s blankie is crawling across the floor on it’s own…are blankies supposed to do that? Mine never did…
Only the good ones mr. cuddles, only the good ones.
It’s not actually crawling. Those are B2th’s little soldiers holding it up.
Dayum…they have some lasting power, don’t they?
STOP RIGHT THERE! Gimme that *swipes*
Whew, that was close.
This is the perfect opportunity to demonstrate to McFail the amazing regenerative powers of the ShamWow! *secretly wants to be on an infomercial*
*pretends to be in infomercial audience* Alright, here’s your chance to convince me.
You can pretend to be an entire audience? Wow! I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Finally I can put my multiple personality disorder to some use.
I always liked role playing. Can you pretend to be 5 women and a mermaid and throw little pickels at me?
Pickles? Are they the new potato?
Those come with the starter set.
That’s a pretty pickle you’ve got into yourself.
I think I’m ready for the extension pack.
PICKLE!!
*secretly wants to **** Mookie.
(“help”, get your mind out of the gutter)
*publicly and openly wants to **** B2th* (drags his mind back into the gutter)
I knew I couldn’t stay outa that place! Oh well, might as well enjoy myself!
yea…we all know what you want to help Mookie with…
*innocent look*
What?
*Does Dramatic Gopher Look*
*uses gopher poison*
Damn things keep putting holes in my lawn…
Correct me if I’m wrong Rox, but if you kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock you up and throw away the key…
Your informercial could be selling wonder boners
B2th gave me his for free.
Yup, was a wunderful time.
Furst 4 meez!
Only superman could handle 5 woman and a mermaid.
B2th, quick! McFail is trying to burn your ShamWow. Look up there! ^
Where’s Christopher when I need him. *tries to silence Mookie*
Jeez, McFail, your thighs are crushing my ears!
Better not tell her about Christopher and mr. cuddles or she will really crack your walnut.
I think she needs to know that Christopher had a run in with the Wunder Boner. She may need to deprogram him. And apply some ointment.
Only Batman could handle the rest of the Justice League female superheroes and still have time to kick the Joker’s ass
OOOOOOOHHHH, I just saw Dark Knight 2 weeks ago…So freakin cool.
The Dark Knight is the only movie to be both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee approved
I’m still a-quiver. Heath’s joker!
Heath and Jack head to head: Heath wins.
Looser.
You make me laugh.
You make me *squeeze*.
No, no, you shouldn’t squeeze.
Just relax – try reading something, or set up a goldfish bowl. Remember what your doctor told you.
*hugs@Mikey*
*hugs*
like this?
*squeeze*
You shouldn’t talk to yourself, it can lead to violence.
Shut your pie hole.
Shut up
What the hell did you just say?
I told you to shut your face!
*slaps self and falls to floor*
Wait… how did you do all that so fast?
I have fast fingers, ask Mookie.
I’m a little scared of Mookie. Perhaps you could ask her for me.
Careful, or we’ll blow the whistle on you again.
*very carefully leaves the room*
*closes the door*
*no sound at all*
What would you know.
*punches Blue2th*
IMPOSTER!
*Dials Chuck Norris*
Stop doing this.
I’m warning you.
And Chuck Norris is with me.
*Chuck nods*
Fine. I guess I’ll have to take another route.
*Dials Pee-Wee Herman*
Did you mean this Pee-Wee Herman?
*Pee-Wee waves*
I wouldn’t shake his hand if I were you.
Ew! Where has he been?
Hasn’t he been with ewe?
*feels sheepish*
Nesting delay total fail.
Bukkit please. And keep the change.
The real truth of the Disney Princesses is revealed
Honestly… that’s more like an epic win.
I would have LOVED that thing when I was a little girl.
Would’ve been better with Batman though. Hence the fail?
FIRST
Foo-bar’ed
SnaFoo’ed
*helps with infomercial*
My gardener gave me the wunder boner, and within minutes I was really pumped for this product!!
Sarah, I regret to inform you…
And now the thread is shattered by the force of Sarah’s post.
.
Oh, somewhere in this failblog land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Failville — mighty Sarah has struck out.
Far be it from me to protect the innocent. However, this might be a nesting fail on Sarah’s part. The Wunder Boner was mentioned more than once on this very thread
Superman’s REALLY let himself go…
Obvious shoop is obvious. Also, SHITWAFFLES
Photoshop fail
superman them hos
The real truth of superman begins
…that ho?
haha. seriously.
Looks like it belongs on engrish.com
du hast mich gefragt, ja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superman’s homosexual, i can’t say “gay”
Ummm, you just did say gay.
YOU ARE NOT ALICE CULLEN!
Made in China??
photoshopped
omg at first i actually thot it was superman!
o.o much ppl.
I would so buy that and wear it to school.
LOL that reminds me of a watch I saw at an Asian grocery store once. The watch face was Hello Kitty and the band was Snoopy
wow that doesn’t look photoshopped YOU FAIL
You need a gift for the androgynis child in your life? We’ve got you covered! Keep on the look out for our next offering, a combo Barbie/Northstar Compact mirror!
i guess ill give it to my gay neice( he loves superman and likes princeses) he literally LOVES superman he rapes his action figure of him every night
the retard wrote superman in wordart you can tell
Want that backpack. ‘Mazing.
Made in Mexico.
HAH!!!
I want to order one.
woot! a seven som
This all womens is Supermen girlfriends!