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haha
hoho
hihi
hphp
¡ɐɥɐɥ
huhu, you saw that one coming didnt ya.
and sometimes hyhy
hähä
all right:
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hóhuhą
JaJa
muahahahaha
MUAhahahaha!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
lalalalalaaaaaa
http://www.hulu.com/
kekekeke!
*milk out nose*
BEAT THAT!!!!! I DARE YOU!!!
I once saw someony cry milk. Wouldn’t want to see it again though.
jojojo
But can you triforce?
Certainly can. And with my handy ocarina I can travel through time with no need for a space helmet.
I hated that dance craze. Hey Ocarina! Aye!
When I dance they call me Ocarina
And the boys they say that I´m buena
They all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me jam with me
And if your good i take you home with me
Good, cause that’s MY helmet
I wouldn’t dream of touching someone else’s helmet.
Well, you can borrow it if you remember to go into the past and tell me when you’ll be using it in the future, so I can tell my future self when you get back.
I could go back in time, give you the helmet, and then you’d have a spare?
TWO helmets??! I think you’re going to mess with the continuum, and I can’t wear my helmet if my head explodes.
I’d have two helmets then! I could put my feet in one, and then try sending my top and bottom halves to different decades.
Fun!
You’re messing with powers beyond your comprehension!
I can’t wait to see the picture of his ass.
Yeah, but that happens when I pick up a pencil too. I’m used to it.
I just got the picture from the future and came back and showed it to you yesterday!
Was that so I would know what to draw to bring back to you to show me what to draw to bring back to you to show me. . . .
*sigh*
*goes to get the toolbox*
*pops out of time loop*
*SQUEEZE*
*vanishes in a puff of paradoxes*
remember when mikey d fell through time on his butt.
Dragonwriter hurry up! this is getting bad
*steals drawing from self and runs off*
wtf?
*chases after self*
Give that back!
Stares in horror as a pair of legs chases after a upper body walking on it’s hands
I’m coming, I’m coming…!!
*muttermutterstooptspacetimecontinuumgrumble…*
*removes panel, grabs wrench, and gets to work*
I love it when you scream out.
Darlin’, I’m not even breathing hard yet. Better hold onto those socks…
Darlin’, I’m not even breathing hard yet. Better hold onto those socks…
Dammit! Not fixed yet.
*grabs interdimensional hydroteflonetic spanner and dives back into the repairs*
hæhæ
høhø
håhå
The first three posts remind of “I am the Walrus”. … … Ha, I’ve got you! What will you do now?
2nd
2nd!
+1 for not writing “1st”
+2 for not writing “2st, 2rd or 2th”
I say 2th all the time but it’s because I live on 2th street in San Francisco. Please refer to previous fail for directions to my house.
Or just follow the snail trail.
Are you always dirty minded?
Is that a rhetorical question?
You will understand when you read the Superman comments.
I resent the implication that I have a dirty mind. Now take it back before I have cheap, raunchy, public internet sex with you.
and +3 from me for writing “2nd” when you actually WERE second.
F I R S T
nvm… (F A I L)
You failed, oh noes! You made kitten cry.
yes every time you write “first” and nothing else a kitten loses its mother>
first
How many more kittens’ mothers do I have to kill to get the prize?
Last!
Now the car is secured against thieves and hurricanes; this is a win.
*masturbates
wrong tab on Firefox?
I like my Wrong tab
Is it better than your Any key?
Hit Enter and you’ll find out.
Oh I’ll hit! I will push it in hard too!
Try this: Enter-Backspace-Enter-Backspace-Enter-Backspace. *repeat as necessary*
And how do you feel about someone hitting your : ?
Try it and see.
Scotteh, as your legal council I’m going to have to advise you not to try.
Legal, shmegal! She’s askin’ fer a #in’!
If you must
totally. they did this in NCIS last night, and who knows more about security than actors on a crime investigation type show??
The car is alive. The chain keeps it in one place.
They should try crate training for the car. It works wonders and they would be able to keep the car in the house.
Unfortunately, it won’t stop leaking oil all over the carpet.
Nah… The chain is stopping the fence being nicked. Who would nick that model of Honda?
What’s wrong with this? It looks like this security system is the same one that worked for his (or her) bike in the 5th grade…
You want to know the irony in this picture? Someone stole the bike that was attached to the chain.
The bigger irony is that the guy that owns the car stole the chain when he stole the bike.
You should file a police report, Ry. I know how you liked that chain.
I’ve grown. I no longer use chains. I have moved on to padded leather straps. There are no marks. No mark, no crime.
Yeah, but the padding goes on the inside, Ry. I have a trial in two days. How am I going to explain this leather-burn to the judge, huh?
Invite him to the next session. He will decide in your favor, trust me.
Well Mookie, I guess you won’t be able to wear that oh-so-revealing outfit to court anymore. So much for your sex appeal advantage.
Listen, toots, don’t come on all holier-than-thou. I heard about you and the prosecutor. They had to put him on an IV, for Chrissake.
Well can you blame me? I didn’t really have much of a case on that one.
The fence isnt secure against cars nor hurricanes tho, thats the fail.
but the fence (or at least one section of it) is secure from theft. When I lived in West Philly theft of metal landscaping pieces was a continuing problem. Some would be sold at Flea Markets, some would be sold as scrap metal.
No doubt sold by a “Fencer”
ZING!
wow really? AHAHAHA when someone hotwires his car and drives away anyway, it’ll just leave the bumper or muffler or whatever behind as a momento of his stupidity
XD more like leaving a wheel behind
I reckon it’s chained to the tow-point, you’d end up taking a piece of fence for a spin. Should result in some cool sparks though which makes it all worth it.
That fence’ll never be the same again…
Maybe the car was already stolen and the thief misunderstood taking it to a fence to get rid of it?
or MAYBE the chain is fitted with tiny anti-thief missiles and .50 cal snipers manned in tiny towers so that any thief who thinks he can steal the car ends up dying, thus creating revenge for the chain fitter, because his/her parents died from a car jacker. i need a rest. *consumes valium*.
Although beautiful, the slinkachu artwork got to by clicking my name is models and not real. Sorry.
I won’t click, but I will…
*SQUEEZE!*
Woohoo!
You should click! It’s amazing.
Ahhh!! Genius, You!!!
It’s a case of fencetakin’ cardentity!!!
Hahahahaha.
*squeeze*
I think we’ve cracked this fail wide open!
*hands over celebratory cigar*
I hope you didn’t get that cigar from Mookie…
*puff, puff*
Ohhh, just nice, Micky…
.
But there’s it’s different from last nights….an intoxicating tang…
*passes the scotch*
Ooops ^e
(apols if this posts twice!)
*puff, puff*
Perfect, Mikey…
.
Different from last night’s though…intoxicating tang…
*passes the scotch*
Thankyou kindly.
*sips scotch*
They came bundled in Shamwow to keep them safe and clean.
*puffs away*
They have a . . . . . distinctive aftertaste.
I do love these chairs…
*watches the fails drift by…*
Putting the chairs on the roof was inspired.
It’s so peaseful here.
i brought the beer for some rooftop failing
but at least the car would be easy to trace then..?
huhu
People really need to stop writing what something is failing at on the pictures, WE CAN SEE FOR OURSELVES! It makes them a lot less funny.
you fail
WE CAN SEE THIS FOR OURSELVES!
That’s a lot less funny now.
You forgot to say, “Simon says”.
He could just buy some fence…
You could say potential thieves need to change their gait in order to steal this vehicle…
People should rail against this sort of thing…
Maybe it’s a politicar statement, and the car has changed itself to the fence until we change our way of thinking?
Drive the fence?
Not sure…I’m sitting on the car.
Heeheehee!
*puts head in hands*
That should be chained itself to the fence.
*sigh*
Heh. It’s been nearly 20 years since I last chain myself to a tree in a logging protest.
Really?
*is impressed*
How did it go?
Go ask him, the tree’s right over there.
I forgot, is it your turn to feed and water DrB or mine, Dilly?
Oh, I’ll do it. But he’s getting a peanut butter and sponge sandwich again.
“I speak for the trees.”
~Ender Wiggen
*sigh* No news on that being made into a movie, yet? I was really looking forward to it.
^^Hee!!
:grin!:
Ooh. I accidenty my smiley.
Nope, imdb says they scrapped it, Wolfgang Petersen dropped out. No battle school for me.
erm, seems to me as if he connected the chain to the towing-hook. so this actually IS an effective (but very funny) way to prevent the car from being stolen.
the fail is that noone would steal such a shitty car
That was my reasoning for leaving my doors unlocked until my rusty ’63 Rambler went missing. People will steal anything.
Actually, older model Honda Civics are prime targets for auto theft as they generally lack security features present in more recent models. Usually such a car would be stolen for the use in committing another crime.
Or for selling the parts. My neighbor in NJ is a cop. His Civic was stolen and a crappy car was left in it’s place. Sadly, his riot gear was in the trunk. They dumped the car and later admitted that they dumped it when they saw the gear and realized they stole a cops car. Needless to say, the neighbor was in trouble for leaving his gear in his car.
That car gives great chain.
Who would steal that suburb old piece of shit anyway.
Looks like the plate is Russian so anything’s possible.
In Soviet Russia, fences steal your cars.
Ok. The fence is safe…now.
The fence belongs to the neighbor and it has an alarm on it. Why should the car owner put out more money for an alarm that isn’t needed? Just chain the car to an alarmed fence. See the surprised look on the alarmed fences face?
and the trees are secure — they can’t escape.
That’s what YOU think
A Fuzzy wizard should know better!
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
Until she went to the salon for a wax, anyway.
Now that was Ent-ertaining.
If a malevolent person were to drive the car back and forth a meter for let’s say a day, the fueltank would be empty. THAT’s security for ya !
I love that the sunroof’s open
It’ll be completely filled with snow tomorrow morning.
Or lifted it into the fenced off area. Then it would like a nasty car that attacked people if it wasn’t fenced in.
‘t Is more the cars riding my leg that I fear !
sounds auto-erotic
How did you know I’m staying home from work today!?
looks like an old dawg cuffed against the metal fence.
TT^TT
it’s so….. sad.
AND funnay. xP
What’s with the spelling and the /*T>s on this here so-called internet lately ???
The other best way to secure a car is put a min(e/d)field around it:)
I’ve always been under the impression that when people chain up their cars it’s not to prevent it being stolen but to prevent it being towed.
So you’ve seen this many times before? Where the hell do you live??
I’m guessing, in a car.
Nothing worse than waking up and finding yourself in an impound lot.
especially when you realize youre in the backseat getting pounded a lot
Oh my. I like your way of thinking.
Story of my life.
Or possibly in a van, down by the river?
And you will basically amount to nothing.
More likely, this is just a parent who’s taking away their kid’s driving privs.
Yeah, that would work. Any kid that has done something that has their driving privileges revoked will definitely pay attention to that blasted chain and not go rummaging through mom’s panty drawer to find the key while mom is at Bingo.
Well, I hope that’s why he’s rummaging through the panty drawer…
lol it’s a 1855 civic, who would even want to steal that??
Just doing my civic duty by putting space between you and Asshat 4ndy.
Very spe-civic of you cof, I’m impressed you know the model year of the bomb.
Must respond to post. Must respond to post. Must respond to post. Must respond to post. Must…. *BANG* *smoke*
*claps* Bravo!
I heard they weren’t doing Project Runway anymore.
WHAT? I love that show.
I had to stop watching in the middle of last season because 80% of them were retarded. I really should have tried out for that one.
Oh no, just looked it up, they sold it to LIFETIME
Last season was the only time I thought the winner should have won, honestly. I hated the two winners before that. And I always love the one straight guy that points out emphatically that he is the ONLY straight guy there. In case we don’t recognize his straightness.
Tengo que comentar. Tengo que comentar. Tengo que comentar. Tengo que comentar. Tengo que comentar. *BANG-O* *humo*
Hey, thanks for posting as me while I was busy pretending to do some work.
What do you mean, “posting as you?” I thought I was you? I think I am you. I think you are in me. Aren’t we as one? I think you gave me DNA poisoning.
Yeah you have a little poison in the left corner of your mouth. *passes the shamwow*
Oh, I don’t need that. *grin*
Can we post any old thing in this thread then?
Are you calling me “any old thing?” *weeps* *staggers away on her walker*
Awh, Mikey, look what you’ve done now. Go apologize to Mookie and get her back into this thread.
Eeep! I never. . . .it wasn’t. . . .hang on, I’ll go find her.
Follow the sound of the tennis balls hitting the floor, she can’t have gotten far.
Well, if it’s the Texas Ranger Walker she’s on,
there’s no telling how far she’s gone.
And there’s only an hour to find out!
Ry, here’s my post!
*posts!*
May I be tied to your post?
Well…wouldn’t that kind of get in the way of our unbridled passion?
You can release me when we get champing at the bits.
Well, this harness on my desire IS a bit binding, but I didn’t want to stirrup trouble.
*removes the reins*
Now, let’s get a closer look at those riding boots…
Hee! Clickie my name to see something very close to the boots that I wear nearly every day.
(My harnesses across the top are silver, though.)
*hopes they are not considered tack-y*
Wow, i didn´t know that in 1855 were such modern cars. You were probably learning an altenative kind of history.
Here is what’s going to happen. People are going to post to cof’s comment repeatedly. Some may make similar comments to yours, some may correct his/her comment. You never know, but they will post. I for one will post and I am sure I can convince loufail and Mookie to post. The reason for this is so that your post will be far from her/his post and people will wonder what you are talking about or they will mock you for nesting failure. Congratulations.
I enjoy a good mocking in the morning. *points and laughs at 4ndy*
Loser!
Who the hell are you responding to? Your comment makes no sense.
Well…it makes, but you have to search a little bit. Noob fail:!. And for dilettante: You impudent upstart *looks scornfully*
The only thing impudent about Dilly are her perky bosoms.
Where are you hiding?!
Look down and behind your legs. Bingo!
4ndy, you best stanch your incontinence
B4 you get your own ass h4ndy’d to you
As her unkle, you should know…
Your legs are fat, you have kunkles.
*submerges 4ndy’s head in the bukkit until he cries uncle*
Wait just a bloody minute…
Since when did being an impudent upstart become a BAD thing???
*proudly pins “impudent upstart” button to bosom*
(Though mine is more rounded than perky, really…)
Here is what’s going to happen. They appear to be animated. Or at least someone familiar with The Way of the Three Peckers. You’re looking for Superman/Disney princess fanfic, it’s that way.>
Security fail, or prank win?
Interesting typography win?
So you think my font is sexy?
Full fontal nudity ! Now !
She’s bold enough to do it.
My grandfather is Italicsian, we like to be naked.
I like the way this conversation is developing. There’s a good chance of underscoring tonight.
That sounds like a capital idea!
I’m too sexy for this car.
~ Right Alligned Fred
No need to justify that statement, fuzz.
He fixed his pitch, and now he sings in a monotone.
håhå
…says Svenska Claus ?
Honda made a Cvic in 1855?
security WIN … the chain doesn’t prevent the car from being stolen. It prevents the thief to get away quietly :p
parking WIN … nobody would tow a chained car
reepo WIN … nobody wants this junk (not even the bank)
stile FAIL
… i see here 3:1 … not bad
I love Reepo Man! “People just explode. Natural causes.”
The hell?
Don’t worry…I’ll have the space-time continuum working again in no time.
I’m scared, Dragon…
What is going on Dragon?
My constituents are turning green. They’re growing arms on their backs. There is something or someone out there in the space-time continuum. And the blogers have a right to know about it.
Nothing…! Nothing is wrong! Just a…
*CRASH!!*
…just a little…
*BANG! AaaaoooOOOOOOOoooogah!*
…um…little glitch here…
*RATCHETA-RATECHETA-POCKTWANG-*FOOOOOOM!!!**
…nothing to worry about! I’m on top of it.
It’s disgraceful. What kind of buffoon would muck around with the space time continuum in such a way?
*runs off*
HEY!
Come back with that drawing!
*chases*
Are you kidding? Who would not want to steal a vintage 19th century motor car?
security fail. ghetto win.
Has anyone considered that in fact he is attempting to prevent people from stealing his fence, which, I must say, is quite a nice fence. I wouldn’t want to steal a fence that had a crappy car chained to it
OMG that’s in moscow, russia where i come from! could tell that from the 98 RUS license plate.
lol @ the fail itself too
It was in Russia))
OMG that guy deserves to be shot for that kind of stupidity . What moron whould chain a Honda ?
Not a fail. Certainly a lot more effective than your normal car lock.
You saw this one coming…
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I’d say that’s probably more secure than whatever the car came with as standard… IE very weak door locks and little else. Reasonably strong padlock and chain around the towing hook and a wrought iron fence = opportunist theif (who would otherwise have just smashed the window and popped the lock from the inside, or slimjimmed it, then quickly hotwired the ignition and broken the steering lock by force, in order to go ram-raiding or joyriding, or escape the feds following some other crime) will either leave it alone, or take quite a large piece of fence, maybe all of it, and the chunk of concrete it’s secured into the ground with along for the ride. Maybe the trees too.
Whereas a prepared theif, one who has the necessary lock picks or bolt cutters, won’t bother with such a meagre prize anyway. They can likely go pick something that’s 20x the value of the Civic (even after its been broken for parts and the unusable bits recycled) in the same amount of time.
Also russia sure is looking pretty these days. I thought it was supposed to be one part windswept steppe, one part grotty run-down cityscape distopia?
BARACK WON!
also i bet this is my friend who did this he is sooo ghetto
россия, епт
This is my car
Safe as money hidden on your front porch
Hahaha. This is Saint-Petersburg, Russia =) I love my motherland!
honda
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