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Prease!
Pease on Earth
“Make LOLZ not war”
~LOL News & Politics
Lolz porridge in the pot, nine days old?
On the fourth day of Failmas, my true cat gave to me… four failboats, three french breads, two right hand gloves and a LOLcat in a fake tree…
God bless you £υηçhþöχ
Pease on earff, and good swill to mein???
Pease porrige hot!
Pease porridge hot, peace porridge cold….
90 fails old
Plea for pease porridge, perhaps?
(Just for the alliterative effect, you understand….)
BRAVO
@ Dilettante
Salad Fingers reference WIN
visualize whirled peas
Make me!!
*throws handful of whirled peas at dilettante*
Visualize this!
FOOD FIGHT!!!
TOGA!!!!!
Fuzz: “Michael, I want you not to think of a pink elephant”
Micheal*: “ok”
___
*age 3
I didn’t know that
Maybe that’s the Pease’s house. I knew a Ryan Pease ’til 2nd grade!
Wasn’t supposed to be “peace” was supposed to be “please” as in, Santa, Please stop here? They just forgot the “L”
2nd!
YEEEEEEEAH F*CK YEEEEEEA!
YEEEEEEEAH F*CK YEEEEEEA!
YOU HAVE NO LIFE
YEEEEEEEAH F*CK YEEEEEEA!
oh yeah, who says that? the guy who cant stop commenting!
says the one that post 3 comments in the string of 4?
Be nice to Martin the 2nd. He values his position on a webpage more than the content of his posting.
looks like the return of a Martin guerre
Da, he’s the guerre type.
I thought he looked a little…photoshopped.
You can tell by the etching.
i know its fool doing that.. but i saw the comments list so empty !
Fool! Me is twice!!
you said that!
Wow thats my neighbor.
ShamWow is my neighbor. Creepy!
Ned Flanders is my nieghbor. Awsome!
Stupid Flanders.
Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
*Dose the Oedipus Rex*
*shudder*
You shudder? Have you seen Dilly naked? I’d tap that and I don’t even have a tapper.
I thought you said you picked one up off the web? You know, with the suction-cup base?
That was a birthday gift for Mookie. She just turned 21 on Monday.
*feels*
yep, somebody feels perky
Mm!
Wow, how many times has Mookie turned 21 now?
Hey! It’s not the years, it’s the mileage. Er, wait, that’s not gonna…
Well I hear that with age comes wisdom, but ahhh…
Are you asking how many times she turned 21 year olds?
Silly fluffy, Mookie’s definitely NOT a vampire who turns men gay.
I know because I’ve had her sloppy seco…uhh. um, look, shiny!
In Flanders’ Field, the poppies blow…
…and he’s sooooo gonna get busted by the DEA for that.
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
.
One of my favorites.
How coincidental! Mr. Ed lives above my garage!
He bunks with The Fonz?
No that’s my mother
The Fonz is your mother?!
Fonz was a killer on a rerun of SVU over the weekend.
Cicili just jumped the shark when one of her comments was spot on topic.
Those were happy days.
There was also one where Jerry Lewis was a homicidal homeless man.
He wasn’t homicidal. He ain’t do it.
ok, maybe he was just a bit testy because he had’t had a BM in a while and thats why he ain’t doodied it.
Step-mother actually
Hey, people!
It might be the person’s last name.
I know someone with the last name of Pease.
But for the sake of LOLZ, I’ll just sit here.
*zips mouth*
Of course. I always put my last name in giant twinkle light letters, so people can find my house easily. Your logic is flawless.
It’s a nice alternative to mail box lettering.
This is more flamboyant.
Plus the damn neighbor kids are always smashing the mailboxes.
This way, they’ve got some climbing to do, and hopefully a few legs will be broken in the attempt.
I bet some smartass neighbors will think that they’re clever, too and put a mailbox shaped lights formation and pound the roof in.
What’s a mailbox? I just have a Bud Light box taped to a pole in my yard.
NEWBIE FIGHT!!!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Well, if my peers are pressuring me to.
*starts punching*
Better than them resetting you.
/\ Ry do you need a boat paddle to keep stirring???
I have a trusty spork right now, but thank you
*blushes*
hmmmm, a pink spork, given out with Taco Bell meals for awareness day?
No Socket comments? Seriously?
*Gets popcorn* This is going to be good.
I got a 50 spot on the dame.
Which one is he?
The ugly one.
I still don’t know which one you’re talking about…
Come ON, mr. cuddles, it’s the short one with the lazy eye!
Yeah…the one with the hump and goiter!
But I’m not fighting. What are you talking about?
Why on earth would I fight?
I’ll just sit here and watch Rox punch air.
*drinks soda*
*Get’s long stick, duct tapes Bond Fan’s tazer to the end of stick, starts randomly tazing people to see if I can provoke a fight. Or at least see some really funny reactions*
Did you get any flyers?
If so, I hope you got it on DVD.
I have a DVD player on my laptop.
Take that, and THAT! Stupid air.
Ha, my Wii fit age is 25!
i once had a Wii. I used to go around slashing my sword everywhere and shooting guns was also really fun, but this was before i had a Wii. i ended up killing at least 14.5 people and donated the other 0.5 for people with no upper-bodies. what was i talking about?
Silly… There’s no “E” at the end of PEAS!
Ryannon, is there an “e” at the end of asshat?
Let’s check, shall we? Click my name for the answer.
Lord, that’s a good one Margie!
Women cussing = end of the world is near
And, of course, THIS is the post that falls from the nest.
*bukkits*
ooooohhh, dirty talk, say it again! say it again Dragon!
*roffle!*
Only if your talking about spanking.
The fool misspelled tease.
You misspelled eatse, fool!
Very nice threads Dilly, btw.
You like it? I made this dress a while back, it’s my version of a surgeon’s gown. There’s a red cross on the back of the neck.
The ‘fine arts’ def of ‘dilettante’ is the only one I’ve heard, and this fits. I’m off as it’s 3am here (ouch), but I thought you might like a drop of this fab shiraz…’night.
*glug, glug, pass*
‘Night, DrB, get some sleep on Mars!
There was in the 1500s. Pease was the singular, the plural was peasen. “Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold…”
/geek
No thanks, but I’ll have some corne.
Maybe some carrotes?
Luca sleeps with the fishes.
*makes an offer Mookie can’t refuse*
*gives LB a cannoli* *leaves the gun*
You got that mixed up. LB is supposed to give you the cannoli and the cream squirts out the back end.
But who’s going to clean that up?
*Eyes Ry expectantly.*
Expectantly? I can’t even get pregnant, are you kidding?
“CLEANUP ON ISLE 4″
Here’s a ShamWow amd a squeegie, someone can have them, do not need them returned, but I am not cleaning that up.
This obsession with a ShamWow, does it have something to do with being prepared for anything?
With a shamwow, you can do anything.
ShamWow saved me from a zombie attack.
I got aydes from a ShamWow.
Aww, I just got syphilis.
Always be prepared for liquid spillage!
OMG, “corne” if skimmed over really fast looks like “come”. I lol’d, but then I stopped.
You stopped corning or stopped loling?
Yes.
I lol’d when you carne.
I carne, I saw, I went to sleep.
Have I been married to you before?
Only in my
wetdreams.*hands B2F a shamwow* Don’t worry, I ordered multiples, no reason to fell obligated to return it after usage.
Cornus interruptus.
*closes door*
That should solve that problem.
*pulls blinds* Does your desk chair swivel?
It swivels AND reclines.
*rummages through desk* Do you have a letter opener? And some tape…
Isn’t that the plot of the upcoming Saw XIII?
no… its the plot of lord of the rings part 4′Hey the king’s back!’ go see it again if cant even notice that
It’s true, grammar is tiring. But you started really well. Just take it little bit by little bit. Use shorter sentences, perhaps. You’ll get there. We’re rooting for you.
You think grammar is tiring? Wait til grampar wakes up. He can go for hours.
You can say that again! He pounded Gramma’s cherry so hard she jammed!
Mookie! Don’t stick your finger in Gramma, use a spoon!
I saw what you did there, and I LOL’ed anyway!
All for you baby!
Then he tended to Alex’s meat, boy that was a sight to behold!
We’d like to welcome you back to our Masterpiece Theater presentation of “An LOLcat Christmas”, presented by Icanhascheezburger.
Seems like Failboat, is going to start the…
oh my god, he flipped over
Wow I think you have Attention Deficit Dis oh look, a bird just flew by!
No, that was Superma oh my god, that car is so shiny!
Hey guys! What’s all the fuss about over here?
Seriously, my son and I were leaving our house one day when he was about 14. I was talking and changed subjects rapidly a couple of times. As I am locking the door, he is telling me “Mom, I seriously think you have Attention Def Oh hey, did you see that owl fly by? I didn’t know we had owls this close to the house”. I just turned to him and said “hello pot”.
ADD is fuuunn. *lols* No, seriously, I have it, and it’s not that bad mostly. Makes you take the world more lightly when sparkly things catch your attention.
No, no fus oh wow, the tooth fairy’s a man!
The shadows have eyes!
The owls are not what they seem this close to the house.
You’re being strangely ominoOH MY GOD OWLSSSS *dies*
*in the Shakespearean sense*
Is that like “SILENCE! Night” by Achmed the dead terrorist?
I KEEEEL YOU!
Stop touching meeeeeee!
where is your hand???? hmmmmm????
I need some ligaments!
What happened to my feeeet!
Two jews walk into a bar….
Don’t put me back in the box with Walter!
He scares the HELL out of me!
That’s Jose Jalapeno on a steek!
Haay BIIIIG one!
Location, location, location.
Where are my 72 virgins?!?
!click! “Hey! What the H…” BOOOM!
i set the bomb for 30 minutes and it went off in 4 seconds! you know what thats like right?
No. The picture is actually funny.
+1, I’m not even giving that a chance. No puppets.
Haha. They spelled piece wrong.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Right. I have to go out now.
Funny. As. Hell.
Piece on earth, good sex towards men?
I’d like your piece.
Her hairpiece or her herpes?
until i tilted my monitor i thought it said “4(backwards) E H 5 E “
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex
sextuplets?
no its her schedual for the day! LOL
BAHAHAH *points and laughs* You spelled schedule wrong!
*hangs head in pretend shame* you figure out what i mint, so what is big deal?
Did you mint to spell that wrong this thyme, too?
Oregano for sure, but I think not.
Irked has got it, hooray for some peopel getting sarcasm. i dont type fast, i dont spell right all the thyme lol or care any about it , as long as you can figure it out so what OK?
You would sooooo not pass my class.
Actually, Ms. Dragonwriter, I would surely pass all of the courses that you
are teaching. I graduated quite near the top of my class while taking honors level College Prep and Advanced Placement courses at one of the best Catholic Girls Boarding Schools in the country. Unfortunately, I am presently involved in dealing daily with a situation that does not allow me the opportunity to much of anything. So if i make mistakes or just hav funs typing but not correcting things, so what?, expressing with some clarity of thought is higher on my list than are minor spelling/grammar errors.
an ifs i wanna apear stuppid (or dont axuwilly care ether way)on a blog, this gotsta be the place; it’ s Fail Blog, right?
Hmm…
Didn’t get the allusion to the Humo(u)r 101 class…
Long-winded explanation with no humo(u)rous content…
You accidenty your action verb…
Your claim of clarity was pretty funny, though.
D-
*cares even less*
Humor? Sorry, all out!
*cries herself back into coma*
“some clarity of thought” where Some > None
F+
*tsk, tsk*
Dragonwriter, you grade too easily. Not only was the joke bad, she used horrible grammar.
F
Amber: “I graduated quite near the top of my class….” Third in a class of three IS still near the top. Congratulations on your success!
I love you a little more each day. GO GATORS!
I’m sorry Amber. I got your sarcasm, but I don’t agree with your scent-i-mint.
Seems to be relatively acetic.
And so the English language dies.
*attends funeral via Web Cam*
lil mun ry why sex
Maybe it’s Roger Rabbits house.
I dont get the Roger Rabbit reference
Which Avatar is better ? To me they are both great.
that didn’t work did it, oh yeah its’s the email that changes it huh?
FAILS Infinitely
What does Roger say to Eddie all the time when he wants something?
*brain smokes* “PWEASE Eddie?” OK, I’ve got it now.
Pease be with you all my children.
And also with you.
السلام عليكم
o Golly its achmed the naked terrorists!
It turns me on when you talk French.
S’il vous plaît vous nettoyer mon nombril avec vos lèvres luxuriante lubrifié alors que je livre mon disque dans votre pouty un cor rose titulaire. Mmm? that’ll light you up.
Thanks, but I’m not into dirty navels. Nice try, though.
The fail is the ladder left outside
No, that’s the trap laid for mine and Jess’s light smashing hoodlums!
Your mine.
Your mime?
You’re mime.
Ur mind!
Ur mom!
My mom is dead, thank you very much. I hope you are happy, you made me cry and caused me to recall happier times when I would frolic in a pink gingham check dress with bows in my hair while my mother threw daisies on the ground and my father strummed his guitar gently in the breeze. *sob*
*hugs Ryannon comfortingly*
*offers shoulder*
Rox, see what you did? Bad boy, no dessert for you! Now, go to bed!!
Ask Ryannon how fast her Dad runs. He was in the Olympics.
My dad is dead, thank you very much. I hope you are happy, you made me cry and caused me to recall happier times when I would frolic in a pink gingham check dress with bows in my hair while my mother threw daisies on the ground and my father strummed his guitar gently in the breeze. *sob*
Fail. The correct response is, “My dad was in a car accident and lost both his legs. *sob*”
Don’t tell me how to kill my parents and inherit all their money! Errr I mean mourn.
Ask Ryannon ’bout her gramma.
My gramma is dead, thank you very much. I hope you are happy, you made me cry and caused me to recall happier times when I would frolic in a pink gingham check dress with bows in my hair while my mother threw daisies on the ground and my father strummed his guitar gently in the breeze while we ate gramma on toast with some butter and grampa. *sob*
How about your lust for GladIwokeUp, Ryannon?
Also dead. We buried it last week. Click my name to see.
Rest in PEACE? hehe.. they spelled it wrong.
This reminds me of happy days in art class.
Urweisse …
Maybe they really, really, like pease pudding?
They could be really big fans of Pease Pudding!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pease_pudding
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old;
Some like it hot, some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot, nine days old.
Is it just me, or is that snowman holding a gun?
No Max, he is just happy to see you. And I take offense at the fact you assume it is a snowman. It could be a female snowperson. Why does it always have to be about sex?
Isn’t everything?
According to Amber, at least on this blog it is and I am doing all my best to keep that trend going.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
you do it oh so well *clap*
In most jurisdictions it is an actionable offense to knowingly give someone the clap,
I accidenty my !
kinda late for a snappy quick reply but oh well,
I accidenty my . and had a baby what happened to you Mookie?
but with 7 trist on her calender her odds of getting “applause” is greatly higher
What are these ‘trist’ you speak of?
Rayannon: from up a few posts: “I am doing all my best to keep that trend going.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX” isn’t that 7?
Apparently Amber is under the impression I am the only one that talksa bout sex on here. The innuendo machine goes completely over her head.
You do talk about sex all the time. Talk, talk, talk. Meanwhile, you expect me to do all the work! I’m tired. I’m punching out. *throws the ballgag to Ry* Cover for me.
no no no its not only you, everyone seems so obsessed you just happen to be the one answering my post so i answer your post and then i answered Mookies but i’ll leave you alone. sorry i hurt you feelings.
Where there is no heart, there are no feelings. I just wanted to make sure this was an equal opportunity slam. I do think about sex a lot and I admit it and embrace it. I choose to stay a virgin until my son gives me a grandchild. 38 years of no sex makes a girl think about sex all the time.
I, too, am saving myself for that happy day when they can put my **** in a jar and my grandchildren can eat it on their toast.
OH don’t do that! i had a aunt that was younger than me because my grandmother decided to get pregnant while my Mom was, the weirdness was i called her Aunt Sister!
You must be from Tennessee or Kentucky
1. Poor grammar
2. Poor spelling
3. Your mother is your sister’s brother
4. Your aunt had you at an early age and your father had you last night
5. Your lack of humor
The evidence is in. Either that or English is not your first language and based on others that post on here from other countries, that is no excuse.
Go directly to the INS. Do not pass Ellis Island, do not collect a work visa.
I went to Ellis Island and found my grandfather’s name on the list.
Did they send him back?
Dysthymia or Cyclothymia are your best bets for a correct diagnosis since you don’t seem to be consistant. Perhaps though it’s just the moving and work stress? I’d even make the second visit gratis for you, but Wyoming is too far away to consider it anyway.
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI!
I’m confused…
*sneakysneakysneakysneaky*
*SQUEEZE*
*hides in the castle*
Since the Innuendo machine is in “somebodys” pants,
wouldn’t that mean…
And what is a ‘calender’?
It’s what you strain pesta through. God you are so NOT Italyon.
Rayannon, don’t chenge the subject! I want to hear about these trist, that you have wrote on the calender.
Pest 0 ? Failblog before Trolls?
or
Post 0 ? The Pre-”First” Post?
or
Pesto ? The basil, salt, garlic, olive oil stuff?
or
Pasta ? The stuff you put Pesto on?
or
Posta ? I have a posta of Miley Cyrus on my wall?
*pedo scootch*
“calender: A machine in which paper or cloth is made smooth and glossy by being pressed through rollers.”
so i guess its used to flatten the paper that they print calendars on?
enjoying being so picky about spelling? must be your thrill in day
to mess with me
No, actually the thrill in my day just came from learning about machinery!
here then, get yer rocks off kiddo: http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/354611/machine
My favorite is the wedge.
the free dictionary tells me, “trist: A secret meeting, or the place of such meeting; a tryst.” and “tryst: An agreement, as between lovers, to meet at a certain time and place.” so i only barely made a error, they mean damn near the same thing. it depends on if Ryannon’s 7 sex meetings are with “lovers” or just anyone she can find
Oh, the latter, definitely.
what about the ladder? is she THAT short?
What? Do you have something against oversexed little people? I will get Troy Vernon on your ass in a heart beat missy!
*types Troy Vernon into Google*
Troy Vernon Cutting Clinic
Last Resort Equestrian Center
851 W. County Road 70
Fort Collins, CO 80522
Exit 281 (north of Wellington) on I-25 ?????
or http://www.myspace.com/troy_vernon ?????
*types Troy Vernon into Wikipedia*
NOTHING!
The ladder is ladderless.
It’s Dan Quayle’s house! Like usual, he added an extra E to the end of PEAS.
They go with his potatoe.
Who has a potatoe?
I had it last but I don’t remember what happened to it.
Lou boiled it, mashed it and put it in a Vicar stew.
He’s not much of a chef in the kitchen, but he can really get things cooking in the boudoir!
The boudoir? Wait there, I shall go and get my new sulk dressing gown.
*is laughing privately to himself at the cleverness of his joke*
*is laughing privately to herself at the size of Bod’s “joke”*
*is thankful for what he’s got*
Pease and Fwank U?
Piece and spank you?
Crease and shank you?
Tease and w… no, I’m too embarrassed.
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
…Oh, sorry. Did that sound like I didn’t believe you? :p
*opens the door*
WANK YOU
*closes door and runs*
I like Jess, can we keep her? She is way better than Amber and smells nice too.
Sure, just don’t tell Amber… I’m pretty sure she’ll have yet another fit, and post some long, humourless explanation that we’ll all have to respond to with “tl;dr”…
p.s.
I got another self-portrait for you… clickie the name.
Don’t tease me. I am going to tell Mookie you shared your picture with me and then you will have hell to pay
Oh BABY!
Lunchie, are you on a nekkid firefighter calendar somewhere? I’d like to buy it.
Fergit the calendar, gimme some fireman.
Ooh, ooh! Rox too? They were quite fun(ny) earlier!
*is liked*
Hurrah!
I like being liked.
It makes me feel likable.
Sees and flanks you?
I thought that they are Finns and the word is actually PERSE (“backside”).
HeeHee!!
Good thing that house is not in finland, that word does mean backside in finnish! Actually not so pretty word for a backside. 
or Estonians, it means “ass” in Estonian as well. hello christmas spirit
The first thing I saw there was that not-so-nice-word-for-bottom too…
weird that it took this long from any finnish person to mention this out.
(Ap)peasement is a form of peace to some people…
Maybe it was meant to be “please” as in “Santa please stop here”?
pease out.
pease n q’s out.
pease n qewes out.
mind yer pease n q’ewes.. out.
Yeah!!! I thought the same, too…
Well… I thought the same, too!
(Tag fail)
maybe im taller
Well, I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a ’64 Impala.
Which I would chain to a fence.
michah is considering im’ing on tiptoes
mmmmmmm peas
haha funny
Not haha strange?
*drunkenly* All we are saaaaaayiiiing…is give-*HURK!*…pease a chance…
spelling fail, sentiment win
i wonder if they can see that sentiment from spease
funny
you know there is something wrong with the USA education system when they can’t spell PLEASE in Christmas lights…
Ryannnnnnnnon….i noticed in a previous fail you said you are in AR…i grew up in Fort Smith….then I moved to the big city of Wichita, KS…in which city do you live in AR?
Just cureeus
I am in Springdale Hertz.
and what the heck ….this clown can’t spell PURSE? What is PERSE? PER SE?
First First First! Epic winz for da dana!
First… to waste time commenting to you!
It’s not “Peace Fail” it’s “Please Fail”. They forgot the L!
Peace through ap”pease”ment?
Not pictured: The two houses on either side of him have “AP” and “MENT” spelled out on their roofs to go along with this guy’s “PEASE.”
PRETTY!
It’s finnish and it means an ass.
I actually went to school with someone of that last name. I wonder if it’s her house? LOL
Title Fail.
It’s meant to be Please Fail not peace. Please as in, “Santa Please come”.
Pease, suh, may I have some more?
kinda looks like “Perse” :S it means “Ass” in Estonian (Y)
Maybe it says “perse”? Ass, in Finnish.
that’s not fail that’s a last name r-tards….
but heart is in right place…
Perse = ass in finnish…
looks edited
I mean there last name could have been pease, i know some dudes with that last name.
I live across the street from this house. My next door neighbor took this picture.
Thought I’d update everyone that the house burned down. Well, it’s still standing but it’s condemned and will be torn down. Ironically, the PEASE lights are still on the roof and was the only real section of the house that survived. It was a Kristmas Mirakle!
The guys that lived there escaped the fire unharmed. For some reason they decided it was smart to leave a fireplace unattended. Brains weren’t their strong suit.
This house also made it onto one of Jimmy Kimmel’s monologues the week after the fire.
Just read thru some responses.
I thought it might be their last name but no. They spelled definitely PEACE wrong. I watched them put it up in 10 degree weather and while it was snowing one night. They had PEAS up for about a week cuz it was too cold to finish the word. I assumed they would see the spelling mistake and fix it. The E went up soon after and stayed like that for weeks.
Definitely not photoshopped or edited. You can watch the Kimmel video. I am the least computer savvy person on the planet.
If you saw these kids you would know they aren’t Finnish, Estonian or being funny. They unplugged it 2 weeks later when one of their friend that could spell tipped them off.
I swear on the life of my son that it was 100% real and it was fantastic!
I suppose they wanted to write “Please” as in “Please gife us givts*, santa!”
*) if you find a misspelling here, keep it and jump around for your enjoyment, but do that quietly
looks like “PERSE”, which is the Finnish word for “ASS”..
I sereiously WILL do that when I get older as a joke and make veryone be like lolz nub because the internet will be that popular by then.
Pease on earth and mersy mild, God and cinners reconsiled.
Perhaps this house was in/near Pease Air Force Base?
Missing an L, they were begging Santa to come.