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  1. velvet says:

    I think three of them get it.

  2. Fist says:

    FISTING FIST

  3. Wilika says:

    wtf was that? :O

  4. Erk says:

    haha nice one

  5. noodleguy says:

    I’M BACK!

  6. Captain Weiner says:

    They got the jumping right, but not the jacking. Someone needs to teach them how to jack properly. Any volunteers?

  7. HA! says:

    Holy Crap! That was awesome. I am dying for some background info…

    • benj0 says:

      a comment by and1hotsizzle18 on youtube says:

      “Lol if anyone doesnt know this is the US military training the Iraqi police. Thats exactly how it was when I went there. Halarious!”

      • hair apparent says:

        Wrong. The Iraqi police uniforms are entirely different. I’m here at an IP training facility in Baghdad right now (adjacent to Camp Victory). First of all, the IP’s are not allowed to have beards, they have to be clean-shaven (although they usually have stubble), second: Their uniforms are dark blue pants with light blue button up shirts with the IP insignia on the right shoulder.

    • hair apparent says:

      It’s in Khandahar, Afghanistan. The Afghan national army doing joint PT with the 10th Mountain Div. It’s not all that uncommon, the Afghani way of doing PT is usually rolling across a parking lot wearing nothing but their skivies, so they are not all that familiar with “traditional” PT.

  8. Matt Soreco says:

    Jumping jacks are harder than they look.

  9. ice_army says:

    This is where the gomer pyle recruits train….

  10. z3d says:

    breakdance for the win

  11. Retaba says:

    Another one bites the dust… or just stumbles in it :(

  12. Amy says:

    What is this, boot camp for the borderline retarded?

  13. This is sooo bad, that it looks like a setup.

    I actually think it might be a “free publicity WIN.”

  14. scotteh says:

    PRIVATE PYLE! Are you telling me you cant do even ONE proper jumping jack?? You are a disgrace to this squad!! Get off my field!!!!

  15. Carlitros says:

    me cago en los weones descoordinados…
    movement sync FAIL

  16. rexifelis says:

    or was this a case of running the guys so hard they are about to throw up and make them do jumping jacks?

  17. Dana says:

    First! Winz 4 mee!

  18. Ryannon says:

    Completely off topic, this blog is having too much impact on my life. Someone just told me on AIM they are wide open when I asked when would be a good time for a conf call. I immediately replied “Sexy! I will get the potato”.
    [13:16] sam: LOL, only you and Jesus would come up with that one and GROSS A POTATO????
    So of course, I had to link him to the story.
    Damn you failblog!

  19. DLNorton says:

    Hey..just like in high school..!

  20. hassle-the-hoff says:

    Wow, we really do torture captured terrorists!

  21. Ryannon says:

    And let this be a lesson to all you “first” trolls. This is what happens when the troll squad catches you. And be warned, they WILL catch you! I am rehabilitated and know the torture and humiliation they put you through first hand. OH GOD! I said first. Please don’t make me go back!

  22. capt. awesome says:

    Anpu wouls be laughing at this if it weren’t so sad.

    • norm says:

      You ask Anpu about that money he owes me?

      • capt. awesome says:

        You’re thinking of a different Anpu. This Anpu get money by invading Xenuland, slaughtering a few thousand Scientologist fairy people, and selling their organs to hospitals and science and stuff. The Anpu you’re thinking of gets money by asking people for it. My Anpu is a jackal. Your Anpu is one of those guys in the video dancing during jumping jacks time.

  23. Anonymous says:

    They put the “special” in Special Ops.

  24. doozie says:

    This is what my 6 year old, autistic son looks like trying to do jumping jacks…please tell me that these “typical” adults eventually figured out how to do it right.

    Hilarious. :P

  25. EverDarkess says:

    That’s what I call serious secret training…

  26. Blue2thFairy says:

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    I kill you.

  27. CheekyCherry says:

    I wanna believe alcohol was involved…

  28. blueguitarblues92 says:

    Dude…that’s sad 2 c armed forces guys not know how to do simple jumping jacks…depressing and shameful…but it definitely made me laugh

    • Danzilla83 says:

      Dude… You’re an idiot. This is the US training Afghans who have never had structured physical fitness program. Your intelligence and reasoning abilities (or lack there of) are depressing and shameful but also made me laugh.

    • Danzilla83 says:

      It’s the U.S training the Afghan Army which is not familiar with traditional physical fitness training retard.

  29. Anon says:

    What…..the……f#@k……was…..that?

  30. captmurphy says:

    first post ever. anywhere.

  31. Mephiles says:

    Are “Jumping Jacks” what you Americans say instead of “star jumps”?

  32. urwrong says:

    *sigh*
    It’s more an instructor fail than a jumping jack fail.
    I wish people weren’t such asses. It’s just not funny… or appropriate

  33. Nelson says:

    It looks like a few of them are trying that old “O!… H!…”

    (Wait for it… Wait for it…)

  34. crobgun says:

    in germany we call them “Hampelmänner”

  35. buba says:

    wow buba has been recorded!!! did you see buba on the video :-] buba is in the middle o/ buba is famous now.

  36. funniz says:

    seems like that one guy is doing it on purpose to mock the instructors…
    you can’t possibly be that bad at jumping jacks

  37. Joe says:

    don’t be a hater just ’cause you ain’t got no soul. Some of us just gotta let it out. (…and we are generally the ones who should keep it in the most.)

  38. letmecomment says:

    it seems like the guy in the middle is just dancing…

  39. StreetPreacher says:

    I like the guy to the left that keeps forgetting the actual “jump” portion. He’s just hopping in place, legs closed, waving his arms around.

  40. Zurack says:

    All of them are named “Jack”?

  41. Ben says:

    That look suspiciously like Gitmo

  42. Sneet says:

    you’d think they’re all drunk

  43. Julia says:

    My favorite is the one doing the weird squats.

  44. seminuke says:

    This from Reno 911

  45. Mean says:

    In defense for the poor guys, its irritating to count 1-2-3. A One-Two-One-Two would help.

  46. Kelly says:

    one of them seemed to be doing ballet

  47. C says:

    THEY HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL!!! OwO

  48. ari says:

    ONE guy gets it 100%. Second from the left.

  49. Monique says:

    lmao wtf was that

  50. Monique says:

    they look lyk theyre ready 2 vogue

  51. Mikey D says:

    Jumping Jack is quick and bold
    With skill his story will unfold

    THE BALLAD OF JUMPING JACK

    A daring explorer named Jack
    Once found a peculiar track
    There were dangers galore
    Even holes in the floor
    So he kept falling flat on his back.

    Quite soon he got used to the place
    He could jump to escape from the chase
    But without careful thought
    His leaps came to nought
    And he left with a much wider face.

    Things seemed just as bad as could be
    Hostile faces were all Jack could see
    He tried to stay calm
    And to come to no harm
    But more often got squashed like a flea.

    By now Jack was in a great flap
    He felt like a rat in a trap
    If only he’d guessed
    That soon he could rest
    After jumping the very last gap.

    Sorry, it was the first thing that came into my head when I saw the title. I went through the comments to see if anyone else had put it down. Then I got here and thought, why would anyone else put it down?

  52. fuzz on the concept says:

    hm, sad much?
    hair apparent’s discussion of this video images strikes me as more balanced and authoritative

  53. Sherpa says:

    *Golf clap for Ryannon*
    I didn’t want to spoil your comment by replying to it, but nice work.

  54. Mnementh2230 says:

    This is why the Iraqi Security Forces suck so bad – they hired the retards.

  55. Chris says:

    staged…

  56. Dan says:

    In soviet russia, jacks jump you!

  57. coyote says:

    To Dilly, Dragon, Avis, Admiral and any one else who knows;
    The results are in and the cancer is indeed back. Wednesday I check into the hospital for implant surgery, CT guided biopsy and the first of two chemos. The second batch is about three weeks later. Then, if I can convince DSHS to let me live, a bone marrow transplant at Fred Hutchinson.
    Sorry for the news letter like format, but there is a wind storm here and the lights have gone off once already. I’ll try to say hi later.
    The new avatar is me with my soon to be gone hair.

    • dilettante says:

      Oh, coyote. I’m pulling for and thinking about you, and I hope for your procedures to go as painlessly and well as they possibly can. I’ll say more soon, know that I care.

    • Hey coyote, you kinda cute.
      I’ll be thinking about you guy, and not just because you kinda cute.
      And as a little offering — coming close to dying has played a big role in my spiritual life practice — the link in my name discusses some books by Stephen Levine, a lovely author with a lot of hospice work. He’s Buddhist, but one doesn’t need to be to get something from his writings.
      Another reference is the “Last Lecture” video by Randy Pausch. It’s available on YouTube and is a lot of fun.
      hugs and bows (the _()_ gassho kind, not the ribbon kind)
      ~ Dave

    • Admiral Apparent says:

      I’ll be thinking about you my friend. May your fabulously good soul find comfort in this trying time. Your limitless sense of humor will be your ally.
      Perhaps Dilly can concoct a frock for a hairless Coyote…

    • Marius says:

      Coyote, you are and will be in my thoughts and prayers.

    • fluffy the fish says:

      *HUGS* Coyote! I mean, Devastatingly Cute Coyote!
      Will be thinking about you, and waiting for your return.

    • Mikey D says:

      *squeeze*
      Thoughts are with you devestatingly cute coyote.

    • Dragongirl says:

      I hope you pull through ok.

    • raelalt says:

      My thoughts are with you coyote, please keep us posted as to your progress. Having been close to death myself I have an idea as to how much bravery it must take to have to face the possibility of it occurring earlier then expected.

    • Major Major Major Major says:

      I’ve never really posted before, but…
      I wanted to let you know that I’m thinking of you and hope that all goes well as can be under the circumstances.

    • Sammy says:

      I hope you get better.

    • titaniumspork19 says:

      Good luck. *hugs* I can’t do much but power-of-will stuff, but I’ll do that anyways. *sends healing vibes your way*

  58. Dom says:

    Guatanamo prisoners jumping jack fail

  59. Christine says:

    How the hell do you mess up jumping jacks? I just wanna know.

  60. dilettante says:

    Some paradise, m’dear? (Don’t you dare!)

  61. blackiechan says:

    potato!

  62. Edmond Dantes says:

    Best fail ever

  63. Brandon says:

    What is that an Iraqi PT session?

  64. eriphant says:

    LOL

  65. masa says:

    Talk about coordination. Some has it, some not has it. BTW they’re Afghans.

    • Mnementh2230 says:

      Fine then, this is why the AFGHANI security forces suck – they hired the retards.

      There’s a companion video to this with them trying to do pushups. They couldn’t look any less retarded if they were drooling or wearing diapers.

  66. bgirl says:

    Laughed my ass off. Then realized this was from Reno 911. Still funny.

  67. cats says:

    I’ve watched this a few times and it still makes me laugh. :D

    Why were hardly any of them doing it correctly?

    • Lazicca says:

      I would say they are prisoners… They just get to do this exercices every week, and it seems they don’t like it :D

  68. Zear says:

    The guy dressed in black is so funny !

  69. Darojatun says:

    lol. huahuhauuaua

  70. Z33k3 says:

    This must be the Physical Fitness portion of the retarded child education facility. I was unsure about the one on the far left, he worries me…

  71. ElDavid says:

    I think Troy McLure should star in an instructional video about jumping jacks.

    Were the people in that video impaired or was it a free style JJ contest?

  72. Angelino says:

    what are those guys on??? Were they high?!?!!?!?!?!?

  73. czuhc says:

    Bring this in a theatre, call it modern dance and people will pay good money to see it.

  74. Transient and Permanent says:

    I think the guy in the middle is doing the Mashed Potato.

  75. Casey says:

    I counted two that got it.
    I liked the one who didn’t jump at all and clapped when he raised his arms.

  76. Mia says:

    You see… now.. This is what happens when people take drugs, and listen to the voices that’s in their heads…

    *retarded jumpingjack*

    I win!

  77. asdfsd says:

    What is this? Some kind of juvienile camp?

  78. Kevin Is Azn says:

    lol, that guys just dancing…

  79. Ahh says:

    One-two-three

  80. Carly says:

    hahahahaha
    im beginning to wonder who allowed them to put on the uniforms!

    …or live (:

    hahahah jk!!!

  81. chabonz says:

    aahahaha good job

  82. FPB says:

    I know this is a lame comment, but actually I didn’t find this video funny. This is probably tortured traumatized people. My friend works in a kindergarden were a six year old iraqian boy can’t even manage to get two toybricks to stand on each other, because he is to traumatized. This may not be the case here, but think about it.

  83. sandman says:

    i think their trying to get into the special forces

  84. DOMINATION says:

    lolololol @ the guy furthest to the the camera view’s right… just kind of.. jumping and slightly flailing his arm’s

  85. Chuck says:

    Concentration camp for the special?

    • dani says:

      you’re special

      concentration camps were death camps used in world war II to murder millions of Jews and other non-Aryans

      you fail.

  86. Sushi says:

    woooow. *heavy sarcasam* i feel great having the country protected by them!

  87. PigHam says:

    I lol’d.
    And then I lol’d again.
    And then, two minutes later, I just busted out laughing for no reason.

  88. gymnast says:

    the BEST video ever

  89. DefenestrateXP says:

    Was the one on the right doing the Running Man? WTF?

  90. Crawl says:

    if this is the milltar, i don’t feel save!

  91. BLT3200 says:

    holy shit there retarded who is this iraq

  92. PoniBoi says:

    thats the US army for you
    semper fi

  93. Mr.Big says:

    Originality win

  94. mena says:

    one had absolute no clue on anything he was doing at least some had it down but failed at it

  95. Miyuki says:

    i watched this 10 times over again…and it never gets old! :) i love the guy thats squatting with his arms over his head or the last guy on the left thats randomly flailing his limbs every which way XD

  96. Armatige610 says:

    this is where people’s tax money is going to

  97. bob says:

    is this retard camp?

  98. tromboner says:

    the left end of the line is ok. and yes i can find that, dragonwriter.

  99. vianne says:

    they look like… like….
    NINJAS!!!!

  100. Tim says:

    Wow, and in high school gym everyone stayed in tempo.

  101. this is fuking hilarious

  102. Hahaha says:

    thats what u call the army hahaha

  103. Dragonwriter says:

    Ok, guys…can you find this?


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