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Pole position !!!!
Troll sedition !!!!
Mole remission!
I don’t understand this cO
Whole rendition!
postal mission!
signed petition
forced submission
*squeeze*
Road Sedition
Blind Ambition
Limited Cognition
lame tradition
Rainbow Coalition
shit stick? ^^?
Why, you have a fecal condition?
You’re on a mission and you’re wishin’
Someone could cure your lonely condition.
Somethin’ to prove, Markov??
In the city, ladies look pretty,
guys tell jokes so they can seem witty.
mike jones
Is mike jones on the beach perpetratin’ a tan?
Nope, he’s in the dirty south. Fail.
X-Ray Vision?
Gives you a nocturnal emission.
what is this? the fail coalition
no its just a poor rendition
i think this whole rhyme thing needs to take a long intermission
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
anal submission
Sure hope that’s the passenger, otherwise he’s in for a nasty surprise!
that is the passanger dude…look at the feet carefully!!!!
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looking carefully, i see one white shoe on left, one white shoe on right, round tailpipe on right under that shoe and the passEnger’s helmet hanging on the right. i cannot tell if it is a dude or not. perhaps there is a hole in the middle of the cardboard?
How in the world?
Dude must be superman and have X-Ray vision
Same guy texting on motercycle, he’s back for vengence on FB! WINS!
I like ridesez motersicle
He eez cruisin’?
A spare helmet? Space for one more passenger perhaps?
I think the person holding the object is the passenger. Perhaps the driver isn’t wearing a helmet.
You’re my hero, Captain Obvious!
Glad to be of service.
No, the passenger (or passengers) is INSIDE the parcel, shouting directions. Or just singing a happy song.
Oh I see. Sorry, my mistake.
I stole the painting, I stole the painting nobody can catch me now SPLAT!
Police1:oh well you look at that, is that a surrealist paint?
Police2:no they’re just body parts
now how will this parcel fit in a mailbox?
Do not fold.
He should buy it some flowers first.
Nah, he’s just going to hide it under the doormat, where nobody will ever find it.
He’d still do well with some soft jazz.
Yeah, nothing gets the ladies in the mood like Kenny G.
Unless they have any real taste in music.
Don’t be slammin’ jazz just because you don’t understand it
We’re not slamming jazz, just soft jazz. Likening Kenny G to Miles Davis is almost as bad as likening Avril Lavigne to Johnny Rotten.
Thank you. I love jazz but I don’t feel the need to “understand” it, whatever that means. But this soft, predictable, cliched pablum that comes out of Kenny G and his ilk does not qualify.
Ahem…’soft’ as in ‘quiet’…
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I want him to get that parcel in the box!
this side up
Anyways he’s wearing a helmet
When I wear a helmet, I can see through TIME!
And he’s wearing a condom… Very useful when youre driving a motorcycle without seeing the route
Helmet and condom = full protection
Pic was taken in India- The complexion of the rider and the bike tailight (I used to have one of those) confirms it.
Sadly, that sight isn’t new to me. Yikes.
COUNTRY IDENTIFICATION FAIL
it’s taken in the philippines. those roads and the JEEPNEY verifies that it’s from the philippines.
It IS India, I could smell the curry watching that.
Ahem…in India it’s legal to drive on the left.
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Actually, I spent three months there once, and…
Oh yeah…spent much of my road time on the right…you could still be right…
COLONY FAIL!
they’re driving on the left in india – from british colonial times. the parcel just happens to be filled with curry, that’s all.
Curry is good.
Cure is good.
Yes, curry’s just like heaven, I think.
Thanks for watching MTV. I’m Adam Curry and this is the Cure’s “Just Like Heaven.”
It’s Hot! Hot! Hot!
You have to hope it’s not made of caterpillars.
country identification fail.
they dont have that shape plate numbers in India…
We know it isn’t Vietnam, there aren’t 7 family members on the bike with the rider and his “parcel”.
Indeed it is from the Philippines, the vehicle in front of the SUV is a jeepney. And with regards to the shape of the plate, it is the license plate issued by the Philippines’ Land Transportation Office for all types of motorcycles.
what the hell is a jeepney, and how the hell can you ID it from about ten black and twenty white blurry pixels?
suck my dick failblog
NO U
suck that nick failblog
Not right now, it has a headache.
Witch way do you want your medicine.
Hey, that’s my line…
Did you note Christopher’s return yesterday? I’m going to have to give him a tuning for being absent so long.
He’s used up all his vacation time. He’ll have to work a double shaft, uh, shift to make up for it.
That’s not a courier carrying a parcel, it’s a man in an unfeasibly large mask. He can see everything fine.
Or the parcel just fell of a truck and he caught it. Not getting smashed win !
Or it’s just one of those funny drawings you have to stuck your head through. Possibly up front he looks like an ostrich or a fat lady in a bikini.
Genius! I so want that to be true.
Dammit now there’s coffee all over my screen. Thanks for that, czuhc.
*is very happy with the joke appreciations*
*Chuckles.*
HORRIBLE candy.
*Snickers?*
nice map
Probally delivering a LCD Display
Yeah, probally.
An anal probally? That’s gotta hurt!
Actually it’s a win. You know he’s delivering a midget, right? That box has little holes up front.
Midgets don’t need breathing holes, they are anaerobic organisms.
Anawrobic organisms? Wasn’t that how Michael Hutchence died?
e!
*kersplotch!*
Some Dr you are
Lol…he asphyxiated during orgasm. Perhaps the bow above was a tad long
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Oh, of course I’m qualifed…just not as a Dr
Look, I went over this five months ago! He died by “accident”! Anything that makes Kylie Minouge sad makes me sad, too!!
Yes, he accidenty his release time.
Anaropic ? No, I think there was definitely a rope involved.
I heard it was a belt…
Anaerobic orgasms??
You sir, are really into some kinky stuff.
kinky fo’ sho’…cuz anawrobic organisms has no clothes
LAWLERZ
TROLL ?
I bet that box is driving him crazy
Maybe this box is really driving like crazy… i mean driving the bike like crazy…
Yup thats what i went for
It’s an antique steering rectangle, dating from the pre-wheel era. Could also be postmodern.
Dell is carrying this outsourcing a little far.
Good to hear. I was worried that was the pizza I ordered.
Dude! You’re getting a bike with a cardboard box!
Vtec y0?
FIRST
??? your first is so late that i dont want to count how far it is…
McGuyver WIN! The scooter ran out of gas, so they made themselves a sail.
i think this is a courier win as long as the delivery was successful
Hey this road looks like a cardboard box!
Ovbiously Photshopped! notice how the trees shadow are from the right but the motorcycle and package have no shadow on the road .in front of the car. The biker is holding on those high up handle bars where the package was shoped in front of him. The cow is too fuzzy pixel as well and should match the contrasts better of the package more
Thats just One Persons Vue. I don’t trust him.
Wait what cow?
It isn’t a fail until he falls over or runs into something. Of course that won’t take long if he can’t see where he’s going.
Looks like a Solid Snake win to me… he’d probably be giving directions, as well
“Wherever there is a cardboard box, there will always be Solid Snake”
Solid state’s going to kill the cd. RIP. Just like the longbox.
It’s the newest safety feature…The Airbox! Right before impact, the box is deployed, protecting the driver from harm. Also available in next day Air mode.
who’s in the front?
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the cardboard has a hole in it.
He ran out of fuel and is attempting to use the package as a sail.
The only logical explanation.
He wrote the direction on the back, in hindsight he should of picked something smaller… and less boxy
It would have been a fail, even if there really was a baby squished between them.
obviously there must be a driver in front of that gigantic box. it’s that simple since in the philippines, it is illegal, even to a passenger, to drive a motorcycle without any helmet or head protection.
but judging by that unused helmet behind the courier, it probably shows that he was riding a habal-habal, a term we filipinos use for single honda motorcycle taxis, instead of his own courier motorcycle. and besides the fact that habal-habals are supposed to be illegal because they carry green private plates instead of yellow public franchise plates, it is ironic that it seems that the courier is more concerned of his safety by wearing a helmet, instead of the driver, because most of them can be seen without a helmet.
(the habal-habals or singles are considered illegal since they are private motorcycle owners conducting a “taxi business” or rendering profits from taking in passengers as a result of public use, when they are using green plates issued for private owners. it is only legal for a person and his/her vehicle to gain profits from public use of their vehicles once they have registered for a franchise from the land transportation office, in which they should be issued yellow-black public vehicle-for-hire plates.
simply put, imagine someone with a private car that takes up passengers, like a taxi, on his own and charges a fare from the passenger for use of his car. the habal-habals are a similar case.)
this was soo retarted!
HE TOOK A WRONG TURN, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO MORON LANE