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AHAHAHAHA
LOL?
Oh Yeah! MAJOR LMAO!!!
What? She just wanted her dad to come and see how grown up she was having sex on the beach.
IM A BIG KID NOW!
*cheer*
*tide*
It was first time with her dad
Wish you were here could mean she wanted a three…
no, I can’t complete this comment. It’s just too wrong.
Must…resist urge…to post lyrics.
Resistance is futile!
…But soooooooo appreciated. :p
In bed, in the kitchen, on the counter,
on the beach…pretty much anywhere.
The real thing is, with who?
With WHOM dumbass.
its a reference to this
…tied up, tied down, up against the wall, tonight baby, we can do it all!
my way your way anything goes tonight!!!!!!
lol, guns n roses FTW
lol
Me.
On the bed, om the floor, on a towel by the door, in a bed, in the car, up against the mini bar.
lawl yea dood that is pretty wrong.
:3
no she meant to send it to someone else but instead she sent it to her dad
you retard. didn’t you read it???
she should have said it was her mean friend playing a prank by writing that to her dad
thats what i woulda done
And so Tony the Tiger was replaced, and Lizzy the Lovesick Teen was the new mascot.
Its Gr8888!
It’s greateateateat?
Don’t you mean Grrrrrrrrrr8?
actually it’d be Grrrrrrrr8
I must remark on the brilliance of this comment.
Fail
daddy wanted her back to congratulate her on the news! nothing funny about that
I read it and figured she meant it was her first time to be on the beach… it was just worded wrong. I had to read it a couple times to get why it was funny.
YOU FAIL.
that is just sad. that comment deserves its own fail screenshot.
hahaha nice
U FAIL.
same here. the wording made me think it was the first time she had been to the beach
I can actually relate to this girl. I was this —>| |<— close to accidentally sending a text, intended for my mom, detailing my plans for proposing to my GF, to my GF.
^ carry on sentence fail.
it’s a FAIL that this person doesn’t know how to make a snapshot with an iPhone, they had to take a picture of it. that is a fail
Daddy is proud
they grow up so fast…
So did her beau on the beach apparently.
She could have just said she meant she got the first day of her period, right?
I mean, it’s a longshot, but it could have worked. xD
I kind of doubt she would refer to it as “gr8″ if that were the case.
ba-dum-CHING
Dad’s a perv. Why did he take a picture and send it all over the web?
Fake
youre fake
it is a fake though. it was created by some website (cant remember just which one) but they eventually admitted it was fake. not exactly hard to fake is it, just change one of your friends names in your phonebook to “dad” and tell them what to write back. apparently the girl is an actress.
http://www.zimbio.com/Elizabeth+Frisinger/articles/6/Elizabeth+Frisinger+Text+Message+Funny+Hoax
Nobody gives a shit mate. Cheers for spoiling the joke.
Well… except for the fact that yes, sometimes knowing it’s fake does spoil the joke, like a staged fail… but this just wasn’t funny to begin with, so the fact that it’s fake IS relevant, unlike some others where it’s funny no matter how real it is.
OBVIOUSLY a fake here. Besides, you people shouldn’t bitch when other people call out fakery. This website will start to really suck if nothing but fakes start popping up. Kudos to you, guy, for finding the backstory.
Why are you commenting if this is a stupid post anyway? Go argue somewhere else. The idea is funny and thats all that matters. I could tell it was fake, but actually saying that is like posting the f**** word, nobody cares.
Why comment then? If this is stupid then don’t waste your time arguing. I could tell it was fake, but pointing that out is like saying the f**** word, no one cares.
Double post fail.
stfu half of the fails r photoshopped anyway!!!
from
Ura Dilly Doe
Why are you commenting this post then? Go argue somewhere else! I could tell it was fake but you don’t point useless stuff like that out. Thats like saying the dreaded f**** word!
wow someone likes dick
I agree completely. It isn’t even a fail at all if you are doing something on purpose. When people are allowed to get away with faking it then you might as well start posting clips from The Three Stooges where they keep getting hit in the head and falling down. That is just as real as something else that is staged.
It is funny though, and entertaining.
And, forgive me if I’m wrong, but surely this website is designed to be funny and entertaining rather than an insightful documentation and record of error?
Wait. I base all my important life decisions on what is on this site. Are you saying I am setting myself up for failure by doing so?
The notion that something intentional cannot possibly fail amuses me to no end.
I’ve only one response to that. . . . .
*SQUEEZE*
*runs off giggling*
Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.
Heeeeeeeeee!!!
*warm fuzzies*
Depends if you consider having an entertaining life a failure or not. . .
I agree–fake fails suck and I’m glad “thatguy” told us the back story.
There is much wisdom in these words.
Okay, gotta go with the unpopular theory that it’s still a funny joke.
True, it would suck if nothing but a bunch of staged fails ended up on here
But only if it’s passed off as genuine.
Fake stuff can be funny too.
For instance breasts. I find them hilarious. That doesn’t mean I believe they exist.
I give a shit.
So right…. geeze.. ruin the friggin joke…
Ignorance is bliss
yeah. still funny.
thanks asshole, god i loved this and now it’s ruined…
At least there wasent a pic included…
Yeah nobody cares if it’s fake, douchebag
u suck you totally ruined it
“I had my suspicions about this piece yesterday.”
nice double speak.
Also who would be going to the beach on December 3?
Yes it is fake. Almost impossible to text the wrong person on an iphone. Just so you know, it’s triple fail.
1. the fail itself
2. the iphone has a built-in screenshotter. USE IT!
3. Gr8 is slower to type than great on that device.
#3 is invalid. The incoming text had “gr8″ in it, and she was probably not using an iphone.
Hm disregard that comment, I’m wrong. You win.
Invalidation fail. The green chat bubble on the right margin is always outgoing text.
Actually, no, the green text is the outgoing text, so it was “typed” on that iPhone.
Fail! You obviously dont have an iphone. The green is her text, which meant it came from the phone that is shown.
Nuh-uh. This is Lizzy’s iPhone, so she wrote gr8 on the iPhone. If this phone belonged to the dad, why would it say dad at the top of the screen?
fail
the outgoing text is on the right, incoming is on the left
You do realize that the sent text is on the right and recieved texts are on the left right?? Just making sure.
The green is outgoing text. It’s also clear that it’s not “Dad’s” iPhone, or it wouldn’t say Dad at the top.
ben is an invalid. the outgoing text had “great” in it
Surely you mean Ben is wrong? “An invalid” is a disabled person, and that would
have nothing to do with the correctness of their statements.
Invalid fail. Green text on right side is sent text – white text on left is received text.
You win! Er… fail! Yay!
For the prize…
Have you ever seen an iPhone (in person)?
The green bubble thing is the *outgoing* message.
Wrong…on an iPhone. Outgoing is green, incoming is white. So she was using the iPhone. and if it was the dad’s phone it would say “Lizzy” where it says “Dad”…
use thy brain…
oh my god, people did you not see the comment already???? he already said “disregard the comment!” he caught himself in his own fail! LISTENING… ER…. READING FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HA!
Argh! my comment didn’t show up… or else, it did and i can’t find it… and i know, finding fail. blah blah blah. anyways, didn’t you people see? The dude said on his next comment, “disregard this comment i was wrong” he caught himself in his fail, so shut up about it already! 1 mistake… wow… *sarcasm* ANYWAY, SEEING… ER…. READING FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HA!
GUYS………
Whilst you guys are debating the colour of a bubble,
other, more interesting people, are having sex.
Not me though, Im here too.
no, the incoming txt was the dad. the one that may be invalid is number 2. only the iphone 3G has the screenshotter, and the person using this was on Edge.
That wasn’t incoming text, gr8 was in her outgoing message to Dad.
Nope, the OUTGOING text said gr8. You obviously have never used the device, so stop acting like a sleuth.
Actually #3 is valid. The outgoing text had “gr8″. On an iphone, outgoing is green, incoming is white.
Actually #3 is valid. The outgoing text had “gr8″. On an iPhone the outgoing text is green, incoming is white.
Uhh I own an iPhone and outgoing texts are green incomings are grey
Your comment is invalid.
On an iPhone, the OUTGOING (aka, what you type and send,) are the green bubbles on the right. The INCOMING (aka, what the other person sent you,) are the white/light gray ones on the left. The title at the top is who you are sending to.
The ‘mistake’ message was indeed composed on an iPhone; the very one the picture is of.
However, to refute elf: “Gr8″ is perfectly easy to type on an iPhone. It’s SMS client does recognize common txt-spk as valid words.
Finally, it is easy to text the wrong person on an iPhone. When you enter the SMS app, it drops you off at your most recent conversation. The trick is when you got an incoming text that you forgot about more recently than the last one you sent. You end up sending the message to the person who last sent one to you, instead of to the person you last sent one to. (I’ve done that a few times; thankfully, nothing bad. Some mild innuendo intended for my wife going to our teenage son; but nothing incredibly embarrassing.)
wrong, thats the outgoing text buddy. green is what the person with the iphone writes.
No, you fail. The picture is of her phone. Green is what you send out. White is the replies to you.
If this was real, that is…
Both “1st” and “Gr8″ take the same amount of keystrokes (taps) to type on the iphone than it would to just spell out the word.
5 taps each for “1st” and “first”
5 or 6 (depending if you CAP the G) for both “Gr8″ and “Great”
urm… if im not mistaken… that IS and iPhone. and the name is marked “dad” meaning that SHE is txting him.
she was using an iPhone.
The one in green are your sent messages
Fail. #3 is valid. It’s in the outgoing text. Dad’s phone wouldn’t label this conversation “Dad” but “Lizzy”
Actually the green is an outgoing text (supposedly sent TO dad, not from him), the white is an incoming one… So #3 is in fact valid after all.
#3 is valid, as green is the outgoing colour, not in the incoming one (which is white).
Ben, now you fail. The incoming text, containing ‘GR8′ was from the iphone. The outgoing messages on iPhones are highlighted in green, incoming in grey.
you, sir, have obviously never used an iphone. Green is the sender.
very good point. and probably right.
actually, i once texted “<3″ to my boss at like 1AM on accident thinking it was going to the bf. apparentlythe last person i texted before that was my boss and opened up automatically instead of the convo with the bf… huge fail.
Most “text-speech” abbreviations are slower to type on any cellphone made in the last 3 years++. People use them because they’re fail, not because its faster.
Not to mention 4. Doing something so monumentally stupid and then instantly posting it online for the world to see.
4. At&t Fail – No 3G
Ditto that
1st!!!!!!!! WIN 4 ME!
Think again.
fail…. should have said “FOURTH!!!!”
Damn… 15th!!!!½!½½½!1!1111!2
“WIN FORTH ME!”?
Draw forth and prosper.
Forthwith.
may the forth be whiff you
Forth scthor and stheven yearsth ago
Four score and fail years ago…
fortnight
Who, the commenter or the girl in the fail?
First , That’s what she said
hahaha that’s what she said….
FIRST
not so much… fail again
FAILST
first
Failst!
I agree… fake as hell…
No actually there’s a vid based on that text message in the news
You’ve got to be joshing me. How is that newsworthy?
… newsworthy? have you ever watched the news before? Half the crap on there isn’t “newsworthy”
Not the case where i’m from.
No crappy “Guitar Hero world record” or “Funny hoax” shit on the news here.
Paris Hilton’s dog having surgery was on the news the other day. Anything is newsworthy, pathetically enough.
“A normal man goes out to his mailbox to find he has nothing but junk mail. More at 11…”
OMG TELL WHERE YOU LIVE PLEASE.
Ditto here. I want to move there. SF Bay Area news media are trash.
Last weekend, the lead story in the San Jose Mercury (Front Page- Above the Fold- w/Picture) was a story about the first baby born in 2009!
.
I’d love to have heard the editors’ decision making session on that one.
.
“Let’s see, Severe Violence on the Gaza Strip? Nah, let’s push that one to the side and go with the baby. Who wants to read real news anyway”
I think it’s newsworthy that anyone still uses “joshing.” *g*
First!
you fail. p.s. get off my name.
I highly doubt that you own all rights to the name “Matt”. It’s actually a very common name. Are you planning to sue all of the millions of Matts out there for copyright infringement?
failst! =d
can we stop saying failst? it’s been said a ton on the comments for this pic and it’s getting annoying
LULZ!!!! that girl has some explaining to do when she gets home…
OLD.
This was a fake. I found it once on Stumble Upon, and there was a link on the page to the explanation. FAKE.
So it’s a FAIL FAIL?
Yup, pretty much
And remember, two fails don’t make a win.
2 wins often make a fail though…
3 lefts make a right
and two rights make a u turn
You idiot. It’s three FAILS make a WIN!
and two wrights make an airplane
but that doesn’t make it right tho
2 wrights make an airplane
2 wrights make an airplane
2 bongs make you tight.
2 thongs make a man delight.
2 firsts may seem trite.
*Btw, I’m delighted at one thong, Dragon*
Hell, wearing 2 thongs would make a man a soprano.
cheeky reply FAIL
Whoops!
And on this page folks we have examples of almost every single failblog violation there is.
Quick!!! Tie-off the top of the bag, and toss it over the side of the boat!!!
If only…
You might fancy a drop the fab shiraz (syrah?) in the thread below?
Shiraz/Syrah – either works. I don’t know wines well enough to entirely know the difference, but I believe it has to do with the location it comes from. I think Syrah is generally from Australia and Shiraz is from California, but I could be wrong.
Shiraz actually comes from Iran man. Yes, that was before the Islamic Republic.
Shiraz – city in Iran, used to make Shirazi wine. The wine was from a _white_ grape variety and is no longer produced.
Syrah – (French word) Wine made from _red_ grape variety, produced widely in California and Australia. Although _not_ the same as Shirazi wine, the word has been corrupted in English into ’shiraz’, probably due to confusion (or inability of my fellow English speakers to pronounce foreign words)
actually it’s the other way around. Shiraz is from Australia and syrah is anywhere else.
These are synonymous grape(s).
It’s the same grape folks, I was just allowing for local terminology.
Oh, and the best shiraz comes from McLaren Vale, IMO
…
Simultaneous tickings off! Must be serious.
I thought I was just being a cranky pants, but it’s nice to see I’m not the only one
Mikey, I promise not to smile this time while sharing the shiraz…
*glug, glug, pass*
Nothing wrong with enjoying your drink.
*glug, glug, pass*
*sidles in beside Mikey*
Soooooo how’s everyone doing? I’m glad we found this quiet thread to ourselves.
(pssst Mikey, if you haven’t looked at my Myspace page lately, I just posted a bunch of new pics of my little one that are fantastic!)
*glug, glug, pass*
It’s a little early in the morning for me but what the heck *glug, glug, pass*
Oooohhh, drinkies!!!! Can I join this party? *holds out glass expectantly*
Hiya!
*tops up her glass*
HEEEEEEEEEY FELLAS YOUS GOTS BOOZE
CAN I-
*burps*
*falls over*
*falls asleep*
*drags “Idiot” out of room*
*bolts door*
Cheers Bob! Nice touch
*glug, glug, pass*
Frist!
Wow, just how big is that bottle, DrB?
*swishes contents around*
*glug, glug, glug, glug*
evidenty ish a magically bottle
*glug, glug, pass*
*dances*
*glug, glug, pass*
Magical bottles! Wheeeee!
*dons lampshade and dances with Bob*
*glug, glug, pass*
So…this stuff dulls the pain of the absolutely abysmal and inane comments on this thread??
*grabs bottle back*
*glugs again*
It’s wine, not everclear.
*Sips quietly in the corner, patiently waiting for the alcohol to work its magic on the Ladies of Fail.*
*glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug*
Oops…its all gone.
Not on my watch. *Somehow produces a keg of shiraz*
*takes bottle and smashes it on the floor*
*realizes the drink WAS good and licks it off the floor*
*glug, glug, pass*
no, it doesn’t dull the pain, but it makes you not care.
*pass* — thanks, I’m designated driver
*pulls out a wetwipe and wipes the rim of the bottle* What?
I don’t want herpes!
*glug, glug, pass*
I am amazed that people are pretending to drink in a comment thread.
seriously, that’s pretty lame.
I always get a LOL from the ppl that ALWAYS bring up failblog violations.
First!
So you’re more concerned with always receiving, but you never give?
Selfish bastard.
Always tease tease tease. . .
I lol’d
What Daddy was really mad about was the use of ‘1st’. Let that be a lesson to you all.
We all know that Daddy was really first.
I thought the text was from Daddy to Lizzy. I think that would have made this much better.
She screamed and Daddy stopped.
I think it is more like Daddy screamed and she stopped, her trip that is.
I think it’s even MORE likely that she screamed (in pleasure) and Daddy stopped (her trip).
Screeeeech!
The trip, that is.
“You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”
Sage advice.
i’d guess that Daddy would be more pissed it the number were HIGHER. There’s always an inevitable “first time” parents don’t want to think of. But seeing, “OMG, just did it again for the 100th time on the beach…,”
Like the joke that ends “Who gave you the quarter?”
“All of them”
who would write ‘wish you were here’ after that anyway?
Do you think we can tell…
Oops, tosses ‘…♪…’ up to post…
*kerrrrsplotch!*
♪We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year…wish Fluffy were here!♪
if it wasnt a fake, then she probly texted the wrong guy, those ipod touches can get pretty touchy when it comes to accuracy
that was pretty much the point of the fail, yes….
That’s what happens when you try to touch without touching.
Wrong Guy? She’s meant to text Grandpa, her Priest, or her Fiancé ??
wrong guy?? as in she wanted to tell some other guy that she didnt just give it up to on the beach that she just that not only did she just have sex with someone else, it was her first time, and that she wishes he was there? unless you mean her stereotypically ‘gay guy friend’ im pretty sure it was for one of her girl friends
fail..
Obviously if her friend were there, she could totally have told them about it in person…or she wanted an orgy, take your pick. ^_^
15th
Wait, you don’t call your parents when you have Beach Sex?
No, I call God. Wherever I have sex.
OMG!
“I’ll tell you a story about the boys at the altar
One of them got between me and my halter
But I don’t think the good Lord would mind
I was callin’ his name the whole time!”
Hehehe, I also enjoyed the website just them
.
*then!
Does HE help?
I hope not, or she’ll be Mighty Thor.
As long as it’s not Uranus.
I was led to understand that Pan is into that sort of thing …
“Tanks God! I haven’t had sex in months!”
no idea what is going on here
Well you see bb, boys have a penis’ and girls have vaginas. When they come together on the beach, a girl shouldn’t text her father alerting him to the fact that a penis was inside her vagina. It’s bad form.
Now I have a Wonder Boner.
Ry does have that effect quite often.
win
You mean Wunder Boner.
Can you point me to the illustrated version of this story?
I can do that with both hands tied behind my back.
Fake AND old. This was on practically every blog in the country over a month ago.
“Fake and Old and practically on every blog in the country over a month ago”
Just like Lozzer’s mother
yeah… soooo last month
*yawns*
her dad is going to hate me now
Serious Text Fake
Don’t care if it’s fake – it brought the lulz!
You shouldn’t have sex on the beach, you’ll get crabs. . .
and sand…
But you get sex…
Diamonds are forever, but she will never forget the crabs!
hehe BUT you get SEX
BUT SEX
*tips hat* touché
haha…its a FAIL FAIL
I just have to say this:
American dads are PSYCHOs!
She was on the beach? So what? IT’S HER FUCKIN’ RIGHT!
She *could* possibly learn to know boys there. Heaven forbid, that a girl might actually enjoy that feeling!
Dad: Get yourself some therapist, to cure yourself from your raging religious schizophrenia!
The more you are protective, the more she will be motivated to do the forbidden: To actually live her life!
You are no dad. You are a psycho loser!
Wow, you got all that from what her Dad said? You should be a shrink. Or a mind reader.
He should go TO a shrink
psycho? raging? Irony win.
No joke!
I don’t know about everybody else, but you sound bat$hit crazy from whatever country your from. Do you have some issues of an overprotective father? Is this post bringing back flashbacks? Put down the crack pipe and just step away, it will all be ok.
I couldn’t have said it better myself G. And believe me I tried.
Soooo. . . Dads from other countries don’t mind if their teenage daughters sleep around? Damn it all, I should have used that year to travel Europe instead of back packing around the US.
probably, my male cousin did a summer in france and italy, his finding was that, aside from the teenaged girls wanting to sleep with “the American,” their mothers did too!
Damn straight.
you can tell all that just from a photograph?
Dude. Put down the computer and step away from the internet.
She obviously LIED to her father about a “class trip.” I’d be pissed if I were her mother.
It’s not about what is implied in HER text, it’s about what was SAID.
Apparently there was a class trip she told her parents about, but accidently told her father about her first time on the beach. Big deal right? Wrong. She could be somewhere dangerous, with boys she doesn’t know that well. Kidnap, murder, rape, drugs…
This doesn’t mean that her dad is schizophrenic or over religious.
You’re crazy barefoot.
whoa dude – daddy issues much?
fake
I is Faking LAST
*cries*
*Lies*
*flies*
haha
*Fries*
*denies*
C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
*replies*
Apple pies!
*tries — eating some
pies*
It’s from an article of funny texts on College Humor, so yep, it’s fake.
just assuming this is not fake, what kind of dad would post this on the internet?
yours
you spelled that wrong! it should be “alleterate”
You mean illiterate?
Spelling criticism fail.
I think you mean it should be “all tater”, accept no substitutes.
i lol’d
I don’t think so.
That’s not what Daniel B said.
Actually the Fail was the faather, all that preaching about an open line of communication and he just blasts her, should have asked about protection!……..j/k, still funny
maybe she’s one of those city kids that has never been to the beach. it wasn’t very detailed.
haha… lucky daddy…
LAST!!@@!@!
Who says ‘GR8′ except internet moms. I doubt some slutty teen would say that.
Tony the Tiger?
I’d hit that.
Eye of the tiger?
Loser on Survivor?
and now the song is stuck in my head.
thank you.
Fail from failblog! I sent this in weeks ago and it didn’t get published.
so did i but u dont see ME whining, do you
I lol’d.
It has to be fake… I mean, who flies Delta anymore?
LMAO!
LOL, just gotta love that IPhone!
Jess
http://www.web-privacy.pro.tc
This place is turning into break.com with all the fake shit, why are you even posting these things that are obviously fake? I wish all confirmation numbers were that short.
I agree with Matt, maybe she’s never seen the beach before and it came out wrong?
Or maybe its fake, but i don’t see why 12 different people have to call it fake.
Who cares?
I mean do cat’s rely tawk wike dis?
Just enjoy it. =)
No, cats do not talk like that, mine talks with a Spanish accent.
My cats talk like that too B2TH, especially when ripping the fine Corinthian leather off my couch.
I have an “inside cat” and an “outside cat.”
They tend to just Text Message each other.
Mine speaks Alien. I swear he’s in contact with the mothership and conspiring to abduct me and take over my apartment.
Bad news. The cat has already taken over your apartment (he must be very good, as you haven’t noticed yet) and he’s just trying to get a good price for you on the ecat.com galactic trade site.
I remember my first time on a beach and the over-powering smell of decaying fish. The beach smelled pretty bad too.
Jersey Shore/Girl?
You should have rinsed her off in the condo swimming pool first! Then every time you use Clorox you’d have an associative pleasant memory!
Daddy always said, “once you get past the smell ya got ‘er licked!”
omg lmmfao! I really was not expecting that. If I had coffee or any other liquid in my mouth it would be all over my screen right now.
*Bows* Thank you, Thank you!
lol comment nesting fail. I was replying to blue2thfairy
Darn!
There, there…I thought you were funny, too.
My dad always said,” If it smells like fish, eat all you wish, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.”
Aww totally late failblog. This was about on 5-6 tech sites.
First
^^^^ Proof that any idiot can use a keyboard.
Truie!
Aww..damn it…
First!
HAHAHAH
First!
http://thechive.com/2008/12/anatomy-of-the-chives-teen-texting-disaster-hoax/
one-hundred-and-twenty-second!
this fail is crap. “1st time on beach” automatically means “1st time having sex on beach”… this one is poo!
burn!
the sand will do that to ya
Is this a fail or an 0wnd? LOL!
First! WINz 4 mee!!!
this is so fake…first off if u have an iphone…u will no that the green is for sent msgs….and the other is recieved…soooowho sent what..i dont think he father will send that..hmmm FAKE
This is the last thing heard from Natalie Holloway
=:-O
can you say “grounded for life”?
You mean the plane, right?
LAST!!!!!!1!1111!!!!!!
First!
This is infact a fake. It comes from http://www.collegehumor.com/. Although both failblog.org and collegehumor.com are for funny pictures and videos the fake stuff should please stay on the latter.
Failure on an epic level.
First!
Fail as the user took a pic of the iphone, insteed of pressing both buttons, to take a screenshot .
first time for what? buba does not understand the message.
Even if this is fake, I just don’t get why the dad is so angry his daughter finally got to visit the beach. I mean, she’s old enough to text but this is her first time visiting a beach? How sad.
Um…..
I hope you two really aren’t that dumb. -facepalm-
I’d cut down on the paprika if I were you, it is killing your sense of humor.
He’s clearly having hallucinations from a nutmeg overdose.
Confirmed fake: http://www.zimbio.com/Janna+Beth/articles/2/Janna+Beth+Pictures+Used+Pranksters+Elizabeth
Awww…
Original comment FAIL
This guy is, what, the tenth?
this is why i don´t have my parents on speeddial. you never know when you´ll mess up
for those of you who don’t know what this means, she was wanting to IM her friend while on a class trip saying that she had sex for the first time on a beach. but she accidentally sent it to her dad. so he got mad and made her end her trip and he got a plane ticket for her to go home
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Nicely put, but call me naive…
Maybe she was just saying it was her first time going to or walking “on the beach” and it was gr8. And, the next text message is just her dad confirming the time they had already set when she and her class were coming back from the trip.
I admit, the scandalous part at the end went over my head just a bit….
thanks for that…..?
wow, punchline fail for you buddy.
Thanks, Captain Obvious… (no sarcasm)
lol, EDGE network
wouldn’t a dad’s first text be, “What? You’ve been to the beach before” I wouldn’t have initially assumed from the first text that she had lost her virginity at the beach, if I hadn’t been trying to figure out why this was funny.
Also, since it’s fake, it would have been funnier if Dad had accidentally sent the gushing fake teenagery text to his daughter, or wife.
Parenting fail. Easy to ignore instructions are easy to ignore
FIRST!!!
fuckin LMAO.
Was “Danielle” the intended recipient? Maybe “Darcey” or “Darlene”?
This is not real … Its on snopes
EPIC EPIC EPIC
FAIL FAIL FAIL
Pwned.
i fail i dont get it D:
Double fail, she’s on Edge, not 3G.
Prime examples of “awesome” people showing off their douche-baggery. Great Job!
LMFAOO BEST FUCKING PICTURE IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE
seriously?
she is so busted!
This is probably fake. Either that or the Dad booked the flight in 11 minutes, or didn’t get the text for one day. This easily could be faked. And why would they take a picture of their phone? Not to ruin it or anything…
Either that or as above.
I don’t care that it’s fake. It’s funny anyway.
Maybe she doesn’t mean sex? Maybe it was the first time she ever went to a beach?
Way to go, Dad! LOL
If it were real, it would be lulz
Shaaaks!
And here I just assumed it was her first time at the beach …
Fake or not, this is funny. I don’t know what the deal is with having sex on the beach though. Doesn’t sound all that fun to me. I picture sand in places I NEVER want sand to go!
feels like sand paper
i don’t think anyone mentioned that on the iPhone incoming text is grey and n the left, outgoing is green and on the right…. so this looks like the “dad” is the one have “Sex On The Beach”
OMG…what should i say…LEGENDARY !!
Yep, legendary fake.
Hilarious, but definitely a fake. First off, ANYONE with an iPhone couldve planned this with someone. They could’ve texted their friend, change their name to “Dad”, and the person could respond… It’d be awesome if this was real, though
Lolol i don’t care if its fake i still lol’d
FIRST
EPIC FAIL!!! XD
lol is her dad making her come home now?
Reverse Psychology Recovery should have been:
Dad, Sex on the Beach?, duh, havent you never been to a bar when you were a teenager?
BUST-ED!!!!! oh damn next flight home. i hope she aleast said she was using a condom.
someone posted a comment a while back saying it is almost impossible to text the wrong person on an iPhone. Uh, that’s a big FAIL. Happens all the time, especially when drunk. Believe me . . .
HAHAHA WHAT SMART PERSON WOULD TXT THEIR OWN DAD THIS? someone needs a brain scan lol
ooomfg! i heard about this on the radio. i was listening to k-rock lol. i couldnt stop laughing. The girl apparently lost her virginity to a guy she met on trip. she meant to send that message to her friend, but it seems like daddy-dearest got it instead. he purchashed plain tickets for her to come home within SECONDS of getting that text. lmao
“plain” tickets? are there non-plain tickets?
its a fake. the date is december 3rd. and who would take the picture?
i find the biggest fail is that the dad calls him self dad, i mean seriously who the f*ck does that? Do you lose your name when you get married?
i find the biggest fail is that the dad calls him self dad, i mean seriously who the f*ck does that? Do you lose your name when you have kids?
…?
are there gonna be any new fails???
it has been this one for 3 days:(
BLUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you misspelled “look at me i’m retarded”
This cant be real because the incoming message is the girl and the title is “Dad.” So even if its real then the dad took the screenshot and likes to call lizzy daddy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that suuuuuuuucks!! (:
well, at least she can ask for birth control now…lol
Also constitutes an uploader black-out fail (why the fuck would someone black out a flight number)
OOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Unfortunately, this is a story going round and round in several variations. It’s not true. Sorry.
Chalk one up for dad. Win.
the fail is obviously that they had 4 bars on at&t…. impossible.
Whoops!
Who is Lizzy? I’m confused.
This is irrelevant but…her i-phone needs charging.
I dont get it
Let me ask you this… have you been given “the talk?”
Dude you were soooooooooooooooooooooo busted! Did daddy teach you proper condom use? Wouldn’t want any jellyfish swimming up there!
Lol PWND.
Dad – 1
Sex-Crazed Daughter – 0
This is an epic fail… on epic proportions.
do you realize that it was the 3nd december….i don’t know for you guys but having sex on the beach when there’s snow…strange…
Even if this is a fake…
Nobody said she was in the USA, maybe she was somewhere in the south?!
Yes you can have sex on the beach on 3rd(!) of december, it just depends on your look (or the darkness)…
It’s a fake. Look at the date of the message. At the beach, on Dec. 3rd? Don’t think so.
Charging Fail.
Giving your daughter the credit card = FAIL!
A bit OT, but i just reminded that there was a parody that i’d like to find again.
It was a parody (maybe Daily Show) of some parents whos boy was “sexually assaulted” by his teacher.
They first interviewed the horrified mother, but then they show the crying father who is “so proud” of his son having f**cked such a hot blonde…
Can anybody help me here? PLEASE!!!
And maybe she meant that it was the first time she’d gone to the beach.
But still, that’s funny. ^^
OOPS.
U83R L33T R0FL