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Surely Triple fail?
how ya figure?
Ummm…
Fail jumpin light…
Fail flipping bike…
Fail tripping and landing on face…
3 = triple usually…
Dot Dot Dot
How do you know the far biker wasn’t just LATE going at the light?
Thats what I though, considering he was full of fail, a late start wouldn’t be
much of a stretch.
Ahhh but still a triple fail then, just a double fail for Mr. Flip’a'bike
I count only one fail. Camera guy was only mocking the bike fail guy by doing his best impression.
Triple Fail because they’re at a bike race
I think there should be an extra fail for the person who fell over and landed on their face.
1st fail- falling onto face, 2nd fail- continuing to walk forwards with your face planted into the floor for a few steps.
What ever the score, we should add an extra fail for your feminist grammar.
The proper, TRUE way to say it, would be,
“I think there should be an extra fail for the person who fell over and landed on HIS face.”
Grammatically speaking, ‘his’ refers to an unspecified gender.
“Their” is grammatically clumsy and smacks of the feminist agenda to make everything ‘equal,’ when in the end, it just makes everything awkward and annoying.
No,
Fail flipping bike,
Fail tripping and falling on face, and
Fail actaully going to a bike race
TRIPLE FAIL!!!
Yeah, you can actually see on the staring tree that the left hand side of the track had a green light, which means he didn’t jump the light – the other guy just had a terrible reaction time.
triple fail because he broke the camera when he smacked the ground….
But the bear is nor right because sausages crippled the factory of jewish beef.
Weird. That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking.
OMG it was like he was in my head typing out my thoughts!
What, this is some kind of code…
…
OH MY GOD SO HE REALLY WAS INVOLVED WITH 9/11!
Oh man, pls stop… stomach hurts from laughing… and I dropped my sandwich!
5 second rule
what do your sex habits have to do with this
5 seconds for her to say no before you serenade her with your sweet raping skills.
Surprise!!
bet she didnt see that coming
5 second fool
One pump chump?
Not if I get to it first…
damn! and i always thought it’s the 15 second rule!!! urrgh!!
hahaahha, nice
3, sir!
Butter side up?
Sandwich Fail!
Touché Cecil.
Triple, since you failed to say first
Triple WIN for BondFan
UBBER FAIL for Zear
There is no Dana, only Zear.
I am the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper?
No I am not, I’m just…
SOMEONE
Are you a god?
spelling fail: über
ubber blubber
Maybe they meant RUBBER FAIL…we’ll know in nine months.
Sense fail: ABOVE FAIL for zear?
Does not make any sense at all
yes, i would very much like to know what, exactly, an “ubber” fail is
WoW Failtacular
Riding skill’s not quite up to snuff…
You mean up to s’nuff?
’s’nuff’ was the noise the guy who tripped himself made when he hit the ground.
Just after having loudly pronounced his mad skill’s, if you listen very closely.
Medicat, you spelled “skillz” incorrectly.
And anytime you use the phrase “mad skillz”, it should be followed with some form of yo/y0/yO.
Oh sorry – jo (with Argentinian accent) olvidó.
Speaking of Argentinian accent, click on my name to see something from somewhere down there. I suddenly no longer like watermelons.
I wonder what her bra is made of.
I suddenly want to visit Bs. As. even more.
Watch out, though! In the fascist future Buenos Aires gets blown up by enormous bugs!
What walks on two legs: Enemy
… if I could only find a way to fit grammar fails, mad skillz, melon-smashing boobs, campy SF and orwellian visions into a single pun …
Without involving Robert A. Wilson?
Alas, you can’t. Must be a conspiracy afoot.
Ahoof, damn it …
Well now, medicat! You are certainly a very prolific feline. The minimal I’m listening to is making me very happy. You’d go over well doing a set here.
Many thanks –
were I at liberty to travel …
<3
Ah, bummer. We’d love you at Rizumu.
And who says you can’t get intellectually enriching programming on television nowadays? Huh?
Ry? Is that you?
Oh holy hell no.
That’s f*cking disturbing, Ry, thanks.
It’s in celebration of national watermelon day.
I have been to “the watermelon capital of the world”, Hope, Arkansas. Infer what you will.
I wonder if she does trolls…
You realize that could have been a contraction of “skill is,”right?
Like, “the dogs’re being loud!”
Not pretty but a valid excuse.
Skills’re? After “mad”, the only option is “skillz”.
As in:
“When you’re naked on the street, all you got are your mad skillz.”
-Winston Churchill
Mad skillz, taste the rainbow.
For the love of god, don’t you people ever sleep???
FUCK, no. I’ve been like this since I was born.
doing a wheelie in the wet, ok then. – cruizin for a bruizin –
not sure what excuse the gimp that fell over himself has
Bum leg.
Why does “wheelie in the wet” sound like a euphemism for something extremely naughty…but extremely fun?
Well, something does rise!
BF, you’re not supposed to be in this thread. Now shoo!
Oh, alright…
So whipped. Why do I find that attractive…..
Because you like 14 year old boys?
BF is a 14 year old boy?
Yes, Michael Jackson.
So sorry young man. I withdraw my comment. I hope I have not scarred you for life with my internets come on.
It’s okay.
*Twitch*
*Twitch*
*Twitch*
Ayup.
I did not realize WHY BF was not allowed in the thread. I was too busy thinking about rising wheelies.
Yeah. that happ…um…wait, what? Sorry, I just got distracted.
So what distracted you?
BF or that lame excuse about rising wheelies?
Feyn, a word to the wise. Don’t mess with Dragon.
Sorry, Avis…I got distracted by the premonition that a complete idiot would come and post after me. Knocked me right sideways there for a second.
*props Dragon back up*
To think, I went off yesterday about people here not being psychic…
Oh. Psychic. Thought you said psycho. There’s plenty of that though.
Comments wont nest below this level
I sure do like your way of thinking Dragon.
I’d put one of those little happy smilies here, but the smile isn’t quite wicked enough for this thread.
Hee!
You need a happy wheelie.
You have NO idea, fluffy…
I don’t know why, I haven’t even read the comments, but something drew me here, something … illicit….
*wheelie happy to oblige*
Hee!
♬ I need…sexual wheelie-ing… ♬
♬ Once upon a time
In your wheeliest dreams ♬
Thanks a lot! Now that song will be wheeling about in my head for hours!
(even though it was already there for some reason)
Oooooh…Moody Blues! You remembered!
One thing’s for certain…I’d never fall asleep at THIS wheelie.
Unless it’s TUESDAY AFTERNOON
Even then she wants to see her knight in white satin.
It’s true…he makes me so happy I do cartwheelies.
And when he’s done, he needs a wheeliebarrow to carry you in.
(not in a bad way, just…. well… you better just know what I mean, you being psychic and all…)
*snork*
*hug*
I’m sure he’ll do it very gentwheelie.
Oh, he will, wheel-ie? Glad to hear that!!!
*hugs*
Well there you go, Dragon. Two men fighting for the opportunity to provide a happy wheelie for you.
.
.Unless you think you’re a multitasker…
*snorkity*
To me “wheelie in the wet” sound like something that is preformed on an organ that us women have TWO of.
Like.. uhh.. ears. Yes, ears.
So I’m not sure Dragon should be turning anyone down.
Christopher is competing with the Admiral for Dragonwriter? This could be good… -stares-
What are we watching?
*munches popcorn*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MUNCHING POPCORN!?!?! You are the star of the double wheelie show! Get on stage girl!
*grabs Dragon’s popcorn and starts munching*
Sorry I arrived late.
*taps fluffy’s shoulder and steals the popcorn while she looks the other way*
*munches*
Eep!
But…but I don’t know my lines! And I didn’t study for the math test!
…And I’m naked!!
Hey, what’s all the fuss abo-
Oh good god.
*puts popcorn box over BF’s head*
EVERYBODY RUN! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!
*Flees to deepest darkest peru with marmalade sandwiches to befriend bears*
Which all goes to show that it’s all fun and games until somebody ge-
Oh goodness.
Dragonwriter?
Who turned out the lights?
Why do I smell popcorn?
And why can I hear sensual music?
Yes, Bod?
It’s like when you put a seashell to your ear you can hear the sea, when you put a popcorn box on your head you can hear the romance of the silver screen.
Try it, it’s true.
And when you put the bukkit on your head, you can hear the innuendo machine whispering sweet nothings.
You sure that’s not Paul Reubens you hear in that popcorn box?
Dragonwriter… Whatever your dream was, it wasn’t a very heppy one was it? … You’ve been a long way away… Thank you for coming beck to me…
There are bears in Peru? I never knew that.
I assume so. There was one bear that came from deepest darkest Peru to live in London. I’m assuming he had parents.
Only bears who wear blue coats and floppy hats.
*SQUEEZE*
Ok, Admiral, there’s only one fair way to decide who gets to do it.
That’s right, a wrestling match. *rotates shoulder*
Dragon, you referee.
Oooo!! Wrestling match!
*SQUEEZES popcorn out of Mikey’s unsuspecting grip and plops on couch to watch*
Men wrestling? Ooohh, shades of D. H. Lawrence….
In lieu of wrestling, what about Connect Four?
And with that comment somewhere in NJ a Lunchbox bursts into flames.
How about an Eiffel Tower? *flames escalate*
I’d put out the flames, but it is a Circuit city and someone sold the fire extinguisher.
Honestly, Mookie, who brings baby oil to a wrestling match? Sometimes I wonder about you…
Kunthalamrutham might work better.
…and why does the bottle say Kama Sutra?
Due to “action mudra.”
*escapes with the Admiral during the discussion*
cheers
Here, don’t forget this! *hands Dragon the baby oil*
I think it was the troll who was racing to post first here.
If only…. *sigh*
*feels like sighing too*
Sigh away my friend!
whphfphewwwwww.
thanks.
Ew.
*wipes spittle from eyes*
Thanks, medicat!
Oh sorry! Dabbling duck – simultaneously unusually overdue exhalation.
…didn’t quite make it first though, but nonetheless posted ‘”first !”. Followed by some cryptic remarks about NIGERS and WANKAS.
THIRD!
First third fail.
Failed, have I.
*funny voice* Failed I have, mrff.
I mean fourth!
Now THAT’S a double fail.
FIFTH!!
Seriously, will you never give up?
He can do this all day, it’s better to let him off and fail all day
He might just be looking for a drink. What, Vodka? Whiskey?
Gin Tonic for me, thank you very much. And a Windex special for Burger, I am paying.
)
(Hi cicili!, and welcome back
TY! Here’s your drink!
*pours efficently*
Welcome back, cicili! *hugs* No one can deliver non sequiturs like you, although you’re strangely on topic here.
Draino.
“Corn……nuts……..” *smashes through glass table*
Wait, I thought that was hull cleaner…
I’m thinking they probably have the same results. F*ck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?
What’s your damage? *files nail* A friend in need, is a friend indeed.
Don’t we get enough teen-angst bullshit here as is?
Avis, why are you pulling my dick?
*grin*
How come I never get to be red?
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? *wacks croquet ball*
Is your name Tweety?
Nah, let’s go get a Slushy.
Wanna go cow tippin’?
I love my dead, gay son.
Something about that leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
That’s ‘cuz you got paid in puke.
*praises*
please carry on.
Oh, ick!
I meant the both of you with respect, if in any case “ick” was a double-entendre. *should not have interrupted*
I’ve about exhausted my limit of allusions to that particular movie. I’m out. Oh, wait… Eskimo!
ah sh*t, you were over my head the whole time.
Did not, did too, did not …
Not with that chainsaw hanging out of your cooch.
That’s the problem being in the geek squad. You can’t get these Heather’s attention.
Aw, I heart geeks.
*blushes*
Ummm…now what do I do?
Have a brain tumor for breakfast.
What’s the up-chuck factor on that?
Milk and OJ? Meh, I’d give it a 5.
Maybe you can get one of the Heathers’ descendents attention with your avatar.
*drops into the joke too late*
I’m Milo’s less successful brother who didn’t go to college.
*always wanted to be a bear*
*goes to the atomic cafe*
I’d join you, but I’m too busy remodelling my suburban home. Enjoy the food!
FIRST
Either your browser is really slow, or you cannot count.
Or your refreshing is not up to scratch.
How many trolls must a man reply to
Before you call him a man?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
huh? i don’t see it…. and it’s not even windy here…
Bob Dylan Fail
I doubt it’s possible to be that untangled.
Just tangled up in blue.
Damn…you beat me to it.
:p
Just once in a blue moon.
Fall is a second spring when every leap is a failure.
~ Fallbert Camus
Oooh, failosophy. I like it.
Nature gives to every fail, a beauty all its own.
~Failes Dickens
Certainly there is no failing like the failing of man and those who failed as men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter.
~ Ernest Failingway
What failures is she sitting on over there?
~ Jon Faillyman
My only regret is that I have but one fail to give to my country.
Thomas Failne.
That which we call a Troll by any other name would fail as sweet.
William Fakespeare.
I ain’t do it.
-O.J. Failson
The function of failing is to raise suffering to a higher level.
– Normal Failer
Mrs Dalloway said that she would fail the flowers herself
Virginia Fail
(who championed every woman’s right to a fail of her own)
More and more of our imports are coming from overseas
George W Fail
If you aspire first to the highest place, it is still a disgrace to
fail at the second, or even the third, place.
– Ceasero
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
– Ralph Failo Emerson.
(*wants to see the Admiral rise up*)
Dragon, that was actually Confailcious.
Hee. Emerson is a plafailgerist.
Ok, to make up for my fail, I’ll offer another.
Most people fail in life because they major in minor things.
– Anthony Failbins
Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme fail.
Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Fail.
I did not have sexual relations with that fail
-Slick Willie
The higher we rise up, the smaller we appear to those who fail to fly.
– Failrich Nietzsche
Always acknowledge a fail. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
~ Mark Twainfail
That thought gives rise to desire.
– Rig Faila
Woops. Marius accidenty my desire.
Never get between a Dragon and her desire.
~ Crispy Marius
To fail is human, to forgive, divine
~ Can’t remember.
My reputation grows with every failure.
~George (the troll) Bernard Shaw
The important thing is not to stop failing.
~ Failbert Einstein
To every season fail fail fail
~ The Failbyrds ~
It was the best of fails, it was the worst of fails.
Failes Dickens
Failurcentia Nihil Probat.
- Original High-Gothic form of the Failblog Credo, “Failure Proves Nothing”
The only true winning is in knowing you fail.
Soicrates.
Ask not what your fail can do for you, ask what you can do for your fail.
-J.F.K.
There is nothing to fail but fail itself.
-F.D.R.
Free O.J. He ain’t fail it!
-Arkansas Hog
I did not have sex with that fail.
-W.J.C.
No man is a failure that has friends.
-George Failey
WWJF
-Christian Right Winger
Action is fail.
~Failiam Shakespeare
The chief enemy of fail is “good” taste.
~ Failcasso
The only thing necessary for the triumph of fail is for good men to do nothing.
~Edfail Burke
“S’ils n’ont plus de fail, qu’ils mangent de la brioche.”
~Marie Antoine-sans-tête
“Would you like fries with that fail”?
~First Failer
“The butler did it, in his pants”
~ Failfy the fish
Last I read, there was a clean corner.
The clean corner is a lie.
Shavonne, Siobhan, whatever…
to fail or not to fail, that is the question.
-william failspeare
To fail, or not to fail – That is the question.
- William Shakespeare
Did your knee shake whilst you were typing? Are you quivering with anger at the state of the world? Are the corners of your mouth coated in spittle as you rage against the first posters or people who type first just to bait you?
You, my friend, give me endless pleasure.
If you get your pleasure from 14 year old boys, then I do not need to spell what you are, right?
but i do!
p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e!
what does it spell?
pedophile!
That will be $59
Or, to be picky:
p-a-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e.
Now I owe you $59
Could I spell it again for $6?
not this it again
It’s a-i-t, baby.
I was after that pun all day. Couldn’t figure out how to werd it.
Oh oh me too!
C-a-t-h-o-l-i-c p-r-i-e-s-t
That was free, I’m feeling charitable.
charitable… so far from c-a-t-h-o-l-i-c
Contrary to popular belief, 14 year old boys do not give endless pleasure.
They are more about quantity over quality at 14 and it is usually a quantity of 1 doing it over and over in the shower.
*remembers*
Although… that doesn’t necessarily end with adolescence.
Hopefully one learns self control by the end of adolescence, or they are cursed with being the guy that no woman will talk to because he is to busy looking at her breasts instead of her eyes. But yeah, still lots of “alone” time, no matter how much “together” time you get.
Well, I’m not that guy.
Good, cause that guy is an idiot.
Yeah! Stoopid straight guy.
Breasts! Hah!
*packs up the twins and heads to another thread*
*sleeps on Egyptian cotton*
Mmmm… Egyptian cotton…
2nd.
*screams and runs out of room*
. . .and into the waiting arms of Oddjob, who now tries to crush Bonds skull between his hands. (It’s the only merciful thing to do.)
*waltzes in, sees the plethora of fi#$t comments, eyes dilate in horror, runs out after bondfan*
’tis a sad day indeed for failblog. First we lost Bondfan, and now Iliketurtles…
Use your indoor voice!
WHAT? CAN”T HEAR YOU! BONDFAN4518 IS SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!
excuse me i just forgot to use the shift key
-stares-
Escalator.
Elevate her.
*obliges*
Escadrille
Spad escapade.
Escargot, please.
Do you want them escalloped?
Thanks, nice touch. Time to scale the escalade; I fear this thread has run its course.
Escarole.
Escapement fail.
Espadrille
Escalade
*bling*
Escape!
‘Excape … Excape’
stupid fat guy!
OMW, thats so freaking funny!
I love it!
Makes me think of when I fell with the camera.
Did you pop a wheelie too?
somebody take a picture
Hey look that guy just fell off the bike!
I wonder if that hurt?
*runs trips and falls*
Lol! Didn’t see that one coming!
I know! It was the cherry on top of the failcream!
Seriously, filming the races, you’re bound to get some fail, but that guy landing on his face was purely providential. All hail the Gods of Fail.
FIRST TO POST ABOUT SCISSORS IN THIS THREAD!
DO NOT RUN WITH SCISSORS YO
First to post that you are an idiot.
Please trip while running with scissors, YO.
*sigh*
Our Father, who art appalled by His daughter’s text message, Failure be thy name. Thy Humo(u)r comes and Fail Blog runs on my MAC as it does on my PC. Give us this day our Daily Failures and lead us away from “First” Posters as we put up with Trolls. For Thine is the Kingdom and the Flower and the Glory of Failure. Amen-ities.
Wrong comment thread fail!
Yet still appreciated.
Speaking of your which, I haven’t shown you any “appreciation” recently. I’m going to need you to call out tomorrow and Wednesday.
Moonlighting for Ryannon?
Its a living.
New post with an answer for your question.
there must be a gravity point stronger where the man fell down. that’s the only solution buba sees.
Sure! That’s it buba.
Being insanely fat does not count as a PhD in gravitational physics!
what about sanely fat?
…or pleasingly plump?
…or cutely beefy?
…or ravishingly rotund?
…or charmingly curvaceous?
…lasciviously lardy?
…or lasciviously lardy?
… or double posty?
I like to think Mikey double posted in honor of the double fail.
Yesssss. . . . .that’s exactly what I did.
*hug*
*squeeze*
…or massively morbid?
…or thoroughly thick?
Ravishing … is ravishing …
Perhaps its as simple as for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. But here, it’s in a funny skin rasberry kind of way.
Raspberry is how you spell that. Odd, I know, but that’s the way it is.
effing awesome, it was to lewl
ah, two for the price of one. face plants never get old
Now, after “OW! MY BALLS!”, the new show: “OW! MY FACE!”
This is clearly choreographed
Yeah… clearly…
NOT! Fail.
All sane failbloggers, please evacuate the vicinity. This comments section has been overridden with trolls. I repeat, all sane failblogers, please evacuate immediately.
It’s just one of those days.
Bff…they’re always here. They will always be trolls, and they will always post stupid, inane comments. But they aren’t going to drive me away, either screaming from the room or in an orderly evacuation.
Learn to coexist, dammit.
/stern lecture
I concur. There is a lot worse on here than trolls that could drive people away. I just choose to ignore them/him/it.
I’m going to assume that the increase in troll activity today is related to the fact that a lot of university students are back in class with their laptops, connected to WiFi and not paying attention to their professors (sorry Dragonwriter) – but this is just a guess.
*whimpers*
That’s what you get for using Wikipedia as the basis for your lectures
Everyone stay calm, I have a solution to our troll problem. It involves this cricket bat here, a bit of red, and our favo(u)rite pub.
Shall I bring the Beethoven?
I have the squeegie!
It’s ok Dragon, we upgraded to a Shamwow! It even has one clean corner!
*double squeeegieee*
I’m a Union man. I only use good, American Made squeegies, thangkewvellymuch!
Heee!
Beethoven? How about Queen and a few pool cues instead?
It’s deathly cold!
Dogs can look up.
Wait, I think Noodle just called.
Would anyone care for a peanut?
Pete’s gonna kill us when he finds out what we’ve done to his car.
They were a little bit bitey.
It’s ok if you make them take their teeth out.
It’s not hip-hop, it’s electro.
Did you noodle with it?
Electro’s rather crisp. See yesterday’s threads for noodling.
University? You spelt kindergarten wrong!
ha, dang McFail. you nailed it… sittin in class. thinkin of ways to bug other bloggers
Comparing university students to kindergarteners is an insult to kindergarteners everywhere
If we have to coexist with them, can I at lease Philly-shank a few with a broken beer bottle?
Well, duh. Poking them with sticks is just fine. :p
I find that nothing quite gets the point across like a toothbrush shank.
A guy in our tech support dept was bored one night and wrapped tons of paper and tape around a letter opener. He then put it on ebay and said it was a real shank he made in prison. Sold it to a Criminal Justice prof for $42. He was fired when our company found out. Not because he was doing that on company time but because he “stole” office supplies and sold them as his own.
How would you get a letter opener in prision anyway?
hehe.. you’re spelling with the dicitinary again.
Funny story regarding shanks… one of the guys here at work is rather ‘disliked’. We were in McSorley’s Pub in ‘The City’, discussing how much we can’t stand him. One of us was going off a little more than others, prompting the bartender to ask what the problem was. The response came back, “I just want to get a plastic fork, and grind it on the pavement until it’s really sharp. Then stab him with it, like, a hundred times.” Needless to say, the bartender stayed on the other side of the pub for the rest of our visit…
Ye gods. What did this guy DO???
He yelled “first” when he arrived at the fire.
Oh.
Well.
Completely justifiable homicide, then.
LMFAO… Thanks, AA, I really needed a laugh today. It’s been a long, cold, sad day.
.
(the F up ^there means Fraternal… get your mind out of the gutter!)
Ooh, sweetie.
*hughughug*
Wanna talk about it? If not, it’s fine…I’ll just *hug* you again.
Glad to help, LB. If it would help, I’d listen to your sad news.
See…this is one reason why we get along so well.
*hugs the Admiral, too*
We attended the funeral of a fireman from Elizabeth, NJ who was killed at a fire on the 2nd. 29 years on the job, could have retired yet chose to stay. It was rather emotional, standing in formation across from the church- we faced the widow and family, and watched them flinch as the honor guard fired a 21-gun salute. It’s the poignant moments that get me.
Thanks for your support, and the very welcome distractions.
Ooooh…I’m so sorry, my friend.
*hug*
And please…stay safe, okay? I’m a dragon at your back, but there are *FOOOM!*s out there that are bigger than mine, so just promise me you’ll take care.
Tashi delek, LB.
*HUG*
That’s for you and AA both, I know you two can share well together.
Thanks, and I most certainly do take care. I love my job, but tragedy is part and parcel. Most things don’t bother me, but seeing the family was hard. Even harder, the firefighter’s Captain was next to them holding his helmet out in front of him. The Captain was having a really hard time keeping it together, you could see the anguish on his face. It just touched my heart, I felt so bad for him.
One of the things that got me into this business is the desire to help, so watching his pain really was hard, knowing there was nothing I, in a sea of other firefighters, could do.
Medicat: :p in greeting. .قد تكون أيامك مليئة عجب والفرح
Helplessness…
The very word is an anathema to me. I have no problem dealing with pain myself, but watching others in pain–especially someone I care about–is worse. Few things feel worse than knowing you are helpless, and that there is nothing you can do for someone.
Your courage inspires me, though.
*more hugs*
LB, sorry, I can’t even figure out what that is lol.
When nothing more my vocabulary even closely suffices …
“Tashi delek” (not yet in unicode) is Tibetan for “hello” …
and means, literally, “auspiciousness” and “prosperity.”
Offered in happiness or in sadness,
it extends only the best and deepest wishes.
Which I do, indeed, offer and extend.
I have no doubt that the sea of firefighters was a help to the captain and to the family. You were doing something LB. You played your part in making a lasting memory for all who witnessed the ceremony.
The real comfort in this kind of thing is the kinship of the profession. There were firefighters there from all across New Jersey, New York, even as far as D.C.
I know the traditions of the fire service exist for a reason, and one of those is to surround the family and coworkers with as much support as possible. Aslo, it serves to completely occupy them so they can’t dwell on their grief for too long.
You guys and ladies are awesome. I truly appreciate your support and kind words. Medicat, the arabic translated means “may your days be filled with wonder and joy”, basically my thanks for your Tibetan well-wishes.
AA, the doing something as part of the sea of firefighters is exactly the reason I went. It’s the right thing to do. Thank you for recognizing that.
I’m up way past my bedtime, so it’s off to nappies for me. Hopefully, I won’t rise before morning… Nighty-night everyone.
G’night, my friend. I hope tomorrow is a better day.
*hugs* LB. Sending love your way.
*squeeze* LB
funny story regarding grinding skanks…oh, hold up, wrong thread
Philly-shank?!? Can’t you lease one from elsewhere?? *is scared Philly invented shanks*
*covers head with jacket and runs for the door* GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN BFF!
A triumph of the human fail.
Its been a while since one on here made me actually laugh but today failblog strikes again, welcome back old friend.
what the hell was that?
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That, my friend, was a good old fashioned double faceplant.
It would have been better if there were pies where his face landed.
Then he’d be pie eye’d?
He may have been pie eyed before he face planted, so maybe pie eyed and cream pied?
There is nothing on that video that indicates he is gay.
No banana cream pie? How about a coconut cream pie then?
Oh god, that reminds me, someone I know is working on the set of the pilot for a new “Three Stooges”. I didn’t want to ask questions.
The history of pie and comedy is a deep subject, though I fear remakes of wonderful things, so I have reservations about a new “Three Stooges.”
Nope, still nothing in that video indicating he is gay.
Does liking coconuts mean you’re gay or just homosexual? I’m a little unclear about the difference. Can you help me?
Hello there, I am one of your subscribers, love you videos…
there is this video from brazil, its a drunk guy that falls in his bike, but he is trying to go to some place and get on his feet and falls again…
The song lyrics is, lets go to Bar , get drunk, fall and get up…
Its so funny, and stupid…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0shjsIbJfo8
Thank you, i hope to hear from u..
bye
didn’t even see the second guy fall till the second time I watched it…priceless!
lol the guy just sits there after falling off te bike it looks like hes thinking wtf just happend wherd my bike go then an idiot trips over a big cable on his face realy who falls on ther face like that
woot first on page 2
I tested positive. We need to talk.
maybe you should take the test again
double-fail!
triple-fail!
overfail!
fail-tacular!!1
That video in Brazil wasn’t funny at all, all he did was walk down the street for 2 minutes then lay down on his bike, he was probly acting it anyway.
hahaha
I loled at that because of that stupid fall
i would have to say my favorite part of this fail is the guy who just flat-out tripped
first
nice.. How in the hell did the second guy fall?
FACE PLANT WIN.
Aww bless him, just wants to be like his idol
The ammount of fail changes lol into roflmao
failure is hilarious
Can’t run fast enough to escape Fail Wave.
its one of those predestined things
watched it ten times and blew my guts out.
Perhaps the far lane rider has had s’nuff of this…
I LIKE HORNY !SEX
I acturly know the two. The guy on the bike was someone called Leigh and the person who fell over was acturly is girlfiend Megan, she fell while she was going to see if he was ok. Also she was waring a profesional camera and broke it.
Thats hilarious, and completely original!