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I can see a lot of gymnasts thinking this is correct.
Was there supposed to be more stuff in the bag?
SCREW CHINA and there stupid flapping heads
lol
cough cough
So, is screw-china a new country? =D
Or maybe Taiwan changed it’s name? O.O
no ut says contents listed
“Screw-china”
it means it was made in china lol
Screw you! And I can teach you spelling after I screw you enough.
this is a win goddamnit!!!!!! super win ftw china can go to hell!!!! XD
Actually, I would think less. SCREW is singular, so there’s 3 too many in the bag.
wow…just dont talk anymore
What’s that supposed to mean, zach? Or was that directed at someone else?
it means that you fail at jokes.
besides that there is 4 screws in the bag!
exactly
Zach, are you a moron? There are three too many is what he said. There’s one, which the bag states, then three more, or, too put it in simple terms, THREE TOO MANY.
There “IS” not three of anything….. There “ARE” three failures…..although I really couldn’t tell about the lights….
actually there’s another meaning of screw…if you think of to screw..I’m not a native speaker (I’m german), but I understood instantly what has been fail here^^…metaphorics…are quite understandable^^
I saw things as dumb as this when I went to China and I never took pictures of it. I didn’t know FailBlog existed when I went! I would have had so much going up in Engrish it’s not even funny! Next time, next time.
who ever is holding it needs to clean their fingernails
screw the asians
*sigh*
Stupid racists…
It’s not racism if you can see Asia from your house
Sorry, I took that as racist as:
1. I’m Asian (Japanese, to be precise)
2. I have a lifelong hatred of people who think it’s funny to insult entire races of people.
i’m with you mate. fu*k’em.
*insults bondfan*
stupid Japanese and you’re awsomely hot wemon! :3 i hope to move to
tokyo one day actually lol
My dad is married to an Asian woman and his health isn’t very well. If you stick around, you might be able to hook up with her. She will be coming into some money once he dies. I could hook a brutha up after the funeral if you are interested in living in Florida.
But, more importantly, is she awsomely hot wemon?
Is that a Raster’ term?
that’s just….wrong…
Lol i am in florida lmao
why do people find asians attractive more than round eyes? its all the same to me.
I had to go to court in a southern U.S. state that was ignorant of and “prejudiced” about Asian traditions to fight for my spiritual group’s right to be considered a valid and lawful religion.
I’m an American of Northern European descent, and I’m a Buddhist.
The opposing lawyer was of East Asian descent, and she’s a Catholic.
Ain’t the postmodern condition grand?
(I won my case.)
Namaste.
I wouldn’t call it “postmodernism” as it’s more an effect of globalization.
Namaste *bowing*
The opposing lawyer was a Failholic.
Ace!
Face!
Chinese
Japanese
Dirty Knees
Look at these!
(o)(o)
Don’t sweat it, man. People is stupid. (Though Benny’s comment was kind of funny, but I like taking the piss out of stupid white people). And I’m white myself, so it’s almost self-flagellation.
It’s amazing that you can say “People is stupid” and spell flagellation correctly in the very same post.
Maybe he meant “mankind is stupid”
Maybe he meant the magazine.
lol
It’s amazing you know the correct spelling of flagellation but managed to completely miss the blatantly obvious sarcasm contained in “People is stupid.”
no meant for the whole race just the country
…you hate a piece of geography?
it’s not discrimination if you hate everybody equally
Yeah! All y’all can piss off.
Piss on! Piss off! The Pisser! By Ronco.
XD
Including yourself.
good one but it’s not racism if you live in koreatown.
I learned my lesson, now i love all of God’s people, or for you atheists, I love all humonoid genetic variations
looks like a win to me
2nd?! YES
troll
dryad
druid
elf
sp0nge molester
zombie hooker
I think the comments are more entertaining than the post. haha! boy, you guys are a riot.
… a laugh riot!
spongebob?
Orc
I hatesez the Chinamens!
They’re trixie and false!
It’s ours, it is. And we wants it!
Trixie hobbitses…
Bronze! I suck.
nooooope
You get Tin!
Tin Foil!
Skin Boil!
Skin Cancer!
Tiny Dancer!
Strapping Lancer
Reindeer Prancer.
Thread advancer.
Tropic of cancer.
Tropic of Capricorn.
Capricorn on the cob.
Capricorn cob pipe and a button nose.
Nose-tradamus wears beribboned knickers.
The Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus) is a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore native to Australia, and the only extant representative of the family Phascolarctidae.
The Koala is found in coastal regions of eastern and southern Australia, from near Adelaide to the southern part of Cape York Peninsula. Populations also extend for considerable distances inland in regions with enough moisture to support suitable woodlands. The Koalas of South Australia were largely exterminated during the early part of the 20th century, but the state has since been repopulated with Victorian stock. The Koala is not found in Tasmania or Western Australia.
^ Koala Lampooner
Nose ride giver.
MacGyver
Mitshubishi Lancer.
Comments wont nest below this level.
Lady Trancer
Hanoi chancer
Tony Danza?
What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
Gargoyle!
I think the label was written by Taiwanese.
lived in tw.
i think you might be right…
In Taiwan, a pop star made the cover of a new tourism brochure and she wore a t-shirt that said “Fuc* me I’m famous”. It was on display everywhere! And then someone explained it to them… : – ( and the brochure and campaign were pulled… it was a sad for Chingrish…
Dirty fingernails!!!!!!! My OCD just kicked into high gear!
I was just cleaning mine with a letter opener O_o
What a coincidence, I was just doing something off, um with a letter opener, too.
I can’t decide if this is naughty or gory O_o
…or morey
I agree. Mum (Mom, Mam) always said “…and the girls that you want will want a man with short, clean fingernails…”. I was 16 before the penny dropped.
Thanks Mum (if you were still around).
Ugh, mine too. *hands B2th the Purell*
I heard Screw China is their new tourism slogan. They felt they were losing too many Asian-fetishist dollars to Thailand and Korea.
Try Thigh-land, or Gonhorrea Korea.
WIN!
Totally. That’s a WIN. Screw Communist China!
i don’t think this is very fair. china is in recession too
Yes, but so is North Korea.
North Korea HAS an economy outside of forced labour?
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
OR the forced labour in my basement sweatshop…?
And the number of chickens in whole Europe?
Hole your rope.
… when you’re a peein’
We’re talking about Asians.
That guy should be careful, he could get poisoning just by touching that packet.
I’d rather eat those screws, than eat Chinese made dogfood or baby formula.
I hope I never need to eat dog food or screws regardless of the country of origin.
How about screwing dog… oh I can’t do it.
Would that be a corgi screw?
(you can clickie my name for a naughty pic)
Which you would normally eat how often?
To which do you refer?
why would you eat dog food or baby formula in the first place?
LOL thats funny but i think there would be a higher concentration of lead in the screws.
And you were blustering about racism…
Diplomatic relations win!
for all you communist out there:
WE DIDN’T DO IT
for all you feminist out there:
WE DID DO IT
for all you procrastinators out there:
WE’LL DO IT TOMORRROW
for all you Allodoxaphobics out there:
…
For all you nerds out there:
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for all you proctologist out there:
WE ARE DOING IT TODAY, ENTER THROUGH REAR.
For all the gynecologist(s) out there:
LAY DOWN HERE, WE’LL ENTER UP FRONT.
HI MEN!
Family planning clinic
Enter in rear
For all the OJ fans:
He Aint Do It
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00101010 01110000 01110101 01110010 01110010 01110011 00101010
*Casts a Hex after the purring monster’s decimal…*
2a 49 73 6e 27 74 20 61 20 67 65 65 6b 2c 20 62 75 74 20 74 68 69 6e 6b 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 62 6f 74 68 20 63 6c 65 76 65 72 2a
79:6f:75:7279:6f:75:27:72:65
*relaxes in the dec/char*
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*114 117 98 115 32 121 111 117 114 32 102 101 101 116 32 119 105 116 104 32 109 121 32 119 97 114 109 32 104 97 110 100 115*
104 101 101 32 104 101 101 32 116 104 97 116 32 116 105 99 107 108 101 115
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BINGO!!
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One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
Ladybugs
Came to the ladybugs’ picnic
1+1=1
OK. Who’s gonna fall down the stairs holding a big cake?
You!
4 8 15 16 23 42
I just ate a paper-clip
Rumages around for my special Grace Hopper Commemorative Decoder Ring
*decodes the above gobbledy-gook number mess*
Note to all: Don’t waste the effort, unless you’re just absolutely bored and have no life. Calling your own phone number to see if it’s busy would be more productive.
or use
http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
and poke in the numbers
Was it the special edition cobol setting?
OH, thanks for telling the world that my conversation was boring and not worth reading. You’re a doll.
*makes crispy-fried skwerl for dinner*
Nice base though Retaba
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I blame Moose and Squirrel.
I had absolutely NOTHING to do with it! – - – - NOTHING, I say!
Moose and Squirrel, Moose and Squirrel.
Is always Moose and Squirrel!
Are you willing to testify against Moose for a lesser tazing?
We makink beeg trowble for Moos an skeweril dahlink!
NO — WASSAMATTA U
WASSAMATTA U NO U??
For all you Catholics out there:
If you don’t do it, shit will happen
woooooot. 144th
I think they mean ‘Conceived in China’.
I think they mean ‘Bone China’.
I think they mean “China White”
I think they don’t mean China Mieville
China Black did stirring rendition of “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” with Ladysmith Black Mambazo. The visuals leave something to be desired on the YouTube version (linked to here in the TMI Service name), but turn up the volume, close your eyes, and get a taste.
.
♪ “I’m on my way now and so are you, Coming for to carry me home
Tell all the people, they’re coming home too …” ♪
I’m sure some will adopt your proposition.
Madonna and child?
.
Hee! you’re still the best AA.
There’s no surrogate that could take his place!
So if it was a dildo in there, would it say, “Fuck-China”?
No, it would say Wang Chung. Or possibly Dong – Hong Kong
lol
Where is the Country of Screw?
What do you call the inhabitants?
Screwies? Screwers? Screwish?
Screwidians
their backdoor neighbors are straponese
Sybians
And do they issue visas?
Yes. You need to fill the Screw-U-2 Form
Don’t forget the INXS amendment of 2006, in triplicate.
It helps if you take XTC.
Funny, she doesn’t look Screwish.
What are you? A Screwie? She is totally Screwidian!
Take a second look, Screwtonese.
Is the leader’s title Screwbacca?
I heard B2th kept her panties as a screwvenir.
*giggles* Mookie, you have such a screwed up sense of humour.
Until Christmas, then she is just like Screwge.
Everything’s topsy-turvy and all askrew.
It was more fun before the taming of the screw.
Maybe the label is a Screwdian slip?
Maybe Mikey should read The Turn of the Screw.
Those lovers were unscrewpulous. . .
)
(It’s one of my favourites Dragon, I love a good ghost story
*SQUEEZE*
*dematerialises into the aether*
Those lovers were unscrewpulous. . .
)
(It’s one of my favourites Dragon, I love a good ghost story
*SQUEEZE*
*dematerialises into the aether*
Her husband is Phillips.
Their son is Torx, he works in a secure industry
Does he have a cousin named Allen, wench?
her brother has a flat head
I’d like to know if there is another small package labeled “Washer-China” or “Nut-China”.
I heard they also sell backdoors.
Possibly, but they would not be used with those countersunk machine screws.
But all made on a screw machine.
You know… the screws even look like they’ve been broken. I know they’ve probably been made that way on purpose but it made me laugh a little
No, I think they’re shatterproof…
Last!
sorry mate but FAIL
I’ll second that.
I’ll be the third
ill forth that
Not really a fail. I can imagine another pack with
SCREW – CHINA
BOLT – TAIWAN
You’re taking the fun out of this fail!
normal, his name’s laurent. he must be french.
Well he’s toast now.
He must have burnt out with such wild leaps of imagination.
they spelled ‘maid’ wrong
… maid contents you long time
But it is such a short screw!
no forget four play
But where’s the nuts?
You’re just asking for it, aren’t you?
no washee no tickle pinky
Would it help if I begged for it?
100th
101st!
Good you can count over 100!
Now only if you could pass the 1st grade…
(it’s a joke dont take it seriously)
FIRST!!!!!!!
Yeah, had to laugh when I saw this bag the first time … to whom might be interested … those come e.g. with Cisco 3800 series routers …
Your mom laughed when she saw your bag the first time…
I knew that bag looked like a Cisco hardware kit bag. The access point hardware kit comes with a similar label that says both “Screw-China” and “Screw-HongKong”
haha yep, definately recognized this from a cisco 1242 access point mounting kit… but why screw china? the screws aren’t bad! it’s that damn bracket which is the only piece made in canada that’s always the problem!!!
I;ve always been told i’m a bit screwy… Or that my screws are loose… Explains it!
If you want to know more about how the Chinese screw up, ask this expert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIgCIVQM9W8
that’s nails!!
You’re nuts.
Your Mine.
Raelalt has a mine? Gold mine, coal mine, diamond mine?
Recognition of past fail fail.
No, presence of…
all I want is to have some piece of…
You know, I was saying just that last night.
Win!
WIN!
Ryan and the man – the Win Twins.
We’re gonna win, Twins.
We’re gonna score.
We’re gonna win, Twins.
Watch that baseball soar.
I totally agree! This FAIL is actually an EPIC WIN!
In world economy, china screws you! (can’t believe no one did that yet
)
Nice one, chez! One Communist reversal begets another. Too true. Too sadly true.
Yeah! Screw China!… damn commies!
Made in Taiwan
wow..hidden message about something i suppose?
I’ve seen a ’screw Taiwan’ before… theyre still full of win though xD
No, that is a total win.
this is accurate description win!
Actually, this looks more like a win.
You need a lot more than 4 to screw China. Unless, once you screw four, you have screwed them all
Awesome. Almost fell off my chair
That’s not a FAIL…it’s a order!!!!
epic fail/win on this one. LOL.
omg. hahahaha~
i was laughing non stop when i saw this.
owns man. (:
and i really think that the comments here are far more interesting than the picture itself. ROFL. xDD
I’d say that’s a win.
Screw China Win!
Damn commys!
Uh… win?
That’s a total WIN!
It’s a win in my book! I’m all about China making products for themselves, but I’m sick of the infiltration into America (our government is partially to blame).
Win!
I would classify that as a major WIN.
I think that’s a win
WIN!
Damn right.
Screw those commies
I don’t get it, what exactly were they thinking when they wrote that?
WHAT? Totally a WIN!!!
This is a freaking win what the hell are you guys talking about
That’s fake. Zoom in and look at how the shades around the letters are different than the background. It follows the lines of the letters perfectly.
I feel this is more of a win!!
this is a win goddamnit!!!!!
Smells like EPIC WIN!!! To me… screw Red China!!!
COULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT BETTER MYSELF
I love cisco packaging. I’ll have to send in my “Screw – Taiwan” picture
These comments ARE more entertaining than the failure, but… I can’t get rid of this feeling that it’s the same guy writing 70% of them using different nicks.
I think this is a win, actually. LOL
FINALLY!! SOMEONE EXPRESING THE TRUTH!!!!
actually: Description WIN.
hmmm time to go with the flow SCREW-CHINA!