Comments on: Bologna Fail

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:49:38 +0000

shut up or i’ll hit you with alex’s meat!

By: KIWI-LOLZ

KIWI-LOLZ — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:29:59 +0000

nobody liked alex.so they killed him and put his meat on sale

By: esther

esther — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:43:33 +0000

wookie?

By: esther

esther — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:43:14 +0000

{b}wookie{.b}?

By: I have H1N1

I have H1N1 — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:36:38 +0000

poor Alex.

By: Linin

Linin — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:26:04 +0000

Finaly!!!!! I know this brand It’s russian poultry, sold all over brooklyn. Pretty good, too. I’ve been eating little cooked alexes for years now

By: MMM

MMM — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:43:32 +0000

EAT THEM ALL!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:34:55 +0000

I feel sorry for Alex.

By: Robert Rosen

Robert Rosen — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:54:33 +0000

Kind of like lorrenzos oil…….

By: Rev

Rev — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:59:46 +0000

You Just Can’t Beat Our Meat! Or is it His meat o.o

By: emperorempoleon2

emperorempoleon2 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:27:45 +0000

I read Wikipedia for sites with nice people. That’s how I found FailBlog!

LEAVE WIKI ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: emperorempoleon2

emperorempoleon2 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:23:13 +0000

Apparently nobody gives a sheep about me…

By: susan

susan — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:45:16 +0000

You are the loser for not knowing how to spell loser, loser.

By: Obamarama

Obamarama — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:45:47 +0000

Nice

By: Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:34:06 +0000

Mmm… Baby, the other other white meat!

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:54:56 +0000

You’d like female meat?

By: Gibberish

Gibberish — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:04:12 +0000

Try fresh baby. It’s better for the digestion.

By: Gibberish

Gibberish — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:02:21 +0000

I shudder at those shutters.

By: Gibberish

Gibberish — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:01:34 +0000

…named Alex?

By: Gibberish

Gibberish — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:58:11 +0000

You mean the link that they’re the exact same thing?

By: Dick

Dick — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:32:33 +0000

Alex’s meat is bigger than everyone’s. And I mean everyone.

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:30:54 +0000

Joel, that is funny. The butter also looks like a box of condoms.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:19:53 +0000

Because of Sealab 2021 I almost burst out laughing years ago when we had to read that in English class.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:17:55 +0000

But the doctors said I’d be okay! *cries*

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:16:04 +0000

Well she has curtains made of meat.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:14:08 +0000

In Bahhstun we pronounce it “Bow-log-nah”. j/k

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:09:02 +0000

I think it’s about the calf-in-half in my coffee.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:07:33 +0000

Well, generally, you either spit OR take…

By: Interloper

Interloper — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:37:10 +0000

You are cruel. Funny as he!! but cruel. I bet that was fun to watch though.

By: Supertoaster

Supertoaster — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:22:36 +0000

poor alex
the child meat makes me fat.

By: Major Malfunction

Major Malfunction — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:35:38 +0000

My CPU burns my ass if I sit on it too long.

By: designer frames

designer frames — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:02:20 +0000

I will munch it up

By: VendorTrash

VendorTrash — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:04:23 +0000

I don’t even know where to begin with the fail on this one. It’s just so wrong in so many, many different ways.

By: PiMan

PiMan — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:19:39 +0000

It uses HTML code, but will also figure out if you are linking something anyway.

By: PiMan

PiMan — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:18:01 +0000

To figure out what language something is, take a foreign looking word, and google it.
For this person, I took the word “zszedł” and it gave me a whole bunch of Polish websites.
I then found a Polish/English online translator and have been trying to maintain a conversation.

By: PiMan

PiMan — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:13:51 +0000

Ja nie rzeczywiście poznaje co wy po prostu napisaliście. To jest więcej trudny tłumaczyć co wy przemawiać do Języka angielskiego niż to jest tłumaczyć co przemawiać do Języka polskiego. Ale moja gramatyka jest prawdopodobnie okropna.

By: mr. b

mr. b — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:16:19 +0000

who rly cares to be first all it means is your a guy who stays on his cpu all day and night waiting for more pics to show up

By: medicat

medicat — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:11:29 +0000

Minced products of conception?

By: Gizmobunny

Gizmobunny — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:56:45 +0000

Mortatella?

By: Gizmobunny

Gizmobunny — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:52:02 +0000

Polish.

That shouldn’t be that amusing… but it is.

By: NeenerNeenerNeener

NeenerNeenerNeener — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:04:36 +0000

I like the pyramid.

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:02:17 +0000

Here in Colorado we also pronounce it “dick” and it always rings bells.

By: Mookie

Mookie — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:56:10 +0000

Aw, you remembered!

By: medicat

medicat — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:18:36 +0000

Mourning Becums Elexa.
… don’t know why that brand is coming up so much

By: Mrs_Z

Mrs_Z — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:16:20 +0000

What are they looser than?

By: Avis

Avis — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:07:53 +0000

*snork!*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:57:53 +0000

Heeeeee!

By: Mikey D

Mikey D — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:23:28 +0000

*climbs out of fridge*
ssssso cccccccold
*SQUEEZE*
Much better
*hides in ice-box to cool down*

By: ALex

ALex — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:09:11 +0000

I BOUGHT THAT BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY! ITS in my fridge now. Hah

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:00:01 +0000

SJ’s a loser for thinking that being first to post is an achievement worth announcing, but you’re almost as big of a loser for not knowing how to spell.