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A product of Alex’s heat. Could this be a first comment too???
yes my first first !!!
Yes yes yes my my my first first first first
you guys are loosers
I agree, they should be tightened.
that’s pretty funny
Electricity can have a constricting effect, apparently…
you you you you you you guys guys guys guys guys are are are are…
*CRASH*
shut up or i’ll hit you with alex’s meat!
I was loose once.
SJ’s a loser for thinking that being first to post is an achievement worth announcing, but you’re almost as big of a loser for not knowing how to spell.
What are they looser than?
You are the loser for not knowing how to spell loser, loser.
you should text your dad and let him know
yes yes yes your fist, uhhh
who rly cares to be first all it means is your a guy who stays on his cpu all day and night waiting for more pics to show up
My CPU burns my ass if I sit on it too long.
cannibals premium brand?
I wounder if other flavours are aviable like
Americans, Europeans, Africans, Chinese, Japanese,…
and Male / Female each flavour.
Btw. where is it produced?
I’d definitely try some!
I will munch it up
Brooklyn New York
Brookalean!
Ano spelled “Avis-able” wrong.
(I hope her feelings aren’t woundered.)
*snork!*
You’d like female meat?
My parents gave me the same thing in my stocking!
Mmm tasty
Deus ex machina? Meet Alex ex meat packing machina.
you spelled “sux” wrong
You spelled “schlong” wrong.
Some wheat spelt a rye.
Sweet lovers love the spring.
Spelt the acres of the rye,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino
Heyding a ding ding!
Ooof! I need some space.
Why? I think you’re cute when you’re heyding.
Between the acres of the rye?
Damn. Alex’s meat is bigger than mine.
Alex is a big boy now.
Wait until he hits puberty. That thing is gonna triple in size.
After an 18-year wait…
Debbie Does Dallas: The Next Generation
Starring Alex V. Bologna
why is his meat bigger ;(
Genetics.
Heh, I’d like to go wading in that gene pool.
You cougars. When is too young, too young?
I’ll let you know when I touch bottom.
Totally an inuendo.
BAD TOUCH!!! BAD TOUCH!!!
Too young for Mookie is: she doesn’t like to sleep in the wet spot.
Aw, you remembered!
Can someone spell P-E-D-O-B-E-A-R?
Yes:
B-O-R-I-N-G I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T M-E-M-E
Oh, I’m sorry… did I accidentally a meme? We all know what a no-no that is here on failblog, so go ahead and tase me with your halibut and then hand me the bukkit.
Yeah, and eat this cheeseburger while being rickrolled.
Cheezburger*
Doucheburger.
I’ll stick with vinegar and water. The doucheburger variety left me all saucy.
3 lb. Small boy.
3 lbs. is just his meat.
no shit sherlock
It’s a game, champ, and she was playing off your lead.
You don’t do a double take /spit take when hear about a kid with a 3lb meat?
Am I wierd for being shocked by what sounds like an extremely large boy.
Well, generally, you either spit OR take…
3 pounds is all it costs to meet.
It was a tragic day for the Johnson’s when they lost little Alex to the meat grinder, but everyone knows not to waste meat, right?
For authentic veal you would need to decapitate and cut all limbs off immediatley in order to drain the blood thoroughly while the heart is still beating.
Ewe!
That is sow gross!
Nothing to see here. Just moo along people.
It’s just an udder failure.
What’s the beef about?
I think it’s about the calf-in-half in my coffee.
Apparently nobody gives a sheep about me…
So Hannibal Lector finally set up his own buisness.
fu,ck the first fu,ck all
Im sor,ry I d,o no,t und,ers,ta,nd wh,at bu,ss,ine,ss th,is c,om,ma h,as to d,o he,re,.
LOL cannibalism win
What’s a “Bologna” ? And why a “heal bologna” ? Healing meat or something?? I mean I looked it up and found out it’s a city.
I’m confused…
*sigh*
It’s a kind of ham/sausage.
Did Google break down?
Google sux! I use wikipedia
Wikipedia is known for being such a reliable source. *cough*
I do all my legal research there. Course, I been sued a bunch.
That’s where I learned to be the doctor I am today. Almost 3 of my patients so far has survived the procedures…
And you’re a Dermatologist, right?
I just read wikipedia entries for all my classroom lectures. Nearly 9% of my students have graduated! That’s almost half!
I read Wikipedia for sites with nice people. That’s how I found FailBlog!
LEAVE WIKI ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{b}wookie{.b}?
wookie?
I was just involved in a “community-inclusive” budget review process with the local school board. Sat on a technology committee reviewing the expenditures for the “tech” budget, looking mainly for more cuts, due to an expected state funding shortfall. Committee had a bunch of school librarians, teachers and administrators, plus a couple of community members. Got looking at the costs involved in providing online access to encyclopedia resources. Just for fun, and knowing what to expect, I offered up “Wikipedia is free”. Describing the reaction as “ballistic” would be an understatement.
You are cruel. Funny as he!! but cruel. I bet that was fun to watch though.
I thought it said ‘Veal’ rather than ‘Heal’.
Do you see meat in everything!
*passes the shiraz*
Yes. It was a planned to do a sequel to 6th Sense based on my ability, but they decided it was too ridiculous.
*accepts shiraz happily*
Cheers!
*glug, glug, pass*
*glug, glug, SQUEEEEEEZE!!!*
I had to google it too, I thought it was just a city.
Apparently it’s a sausage thing. Americans pronounce it ‘baloney’ if that rings any bells.
How stupid do I feel? I knew that Bologna and ‘baloney’ were both sausagey type things, but never realised the link between the two.
You mean the link that they’re the exact same thing?
In Bahhstun we pronounce it “Bow-log-nah”. j/k
VEAL. Veal bologna. Veal (n) the meat taken from a young calf which was kept in a pen and not allowed to move about, and fed fatty food so the meat comes out very tender. Bologna (n) a large seasoned sausage made from cooked and smoked beef and/or pork.
^ re veal, the truth
I see the fail, it says ‘Keep Refrigerated’ and this isn’t.
To preserve the meat I’m going to stick my monitor in the fridge.
Fail resolved.
But who’s gonna stick mine in the fridge? And Mookie’s? And Dragon’s? And… and… Sorry Mikey, fail not resolved.
I would respond to your comment, but I can’t see my monitor as it’s in the fridge.
Oh crap. My meat went a bit off.
(That would be SOOOOOO much funnier if I were a guy.)
Actually it is pretty funny that you are a girl and have a meat.
Well she has curtains made of meat.
That’s quite a detailed tattoo Alex has on his meat there.
yakuza style
Brilliant
opaque
EWWW KIDDO SAUCE
umm what f***ing language are you talking in, cuz that ain’t english… probably martian ><
Ja nie poznaję jeżeli moje Polskie tłumaczenie jest bardzo dobre, ale wy jesteście zabawni
Ja nie rzeczywiście poznaje co wy po prostu napisaliście. To jest więcej trudny tłumaczyć co wy przemawiać do Języka angielskiego niż to jest tłumaczyć co przemawiać do Języka polskiego. Ale moja gramatyka jest prawdopodobnie okropna.
You shall be forgiven for your ignorance…
What IS that language by the way?
I’m gonna guess Polish, but I could be wrong. Something Central Europe or former Soviet bloc, certainly.
Polish.
That shouldn’t be that amusing… but it is.
Ignorance is forgivable, since it is also curable.
Idiocy is terminal, and another thing altogether.
*climbs out of fridge*
ssssso cccccccold
*SQUEEZE*
Much better
*hides in ice-box to cool down*
Heeeeee!
But the doctors said I’d be okay! *cries*
To figure out what language something is, take a foreign looking word, and google it.
For this person, I took the word “zszedł” and it gave me a whole bunch of Polish websites.
I then found a Polish/English online translator and have been trying to maintain a conversation.
It’s nice that we can all meet to mete out the meat
…
My bologna has a first name, it’s A-L-E-X
My bologna has a second name, it’s M-E-A-T
I’m gonna have that damn song stuck in my head all day now. Thanks! Grrr…
no doubt
Alex is gonna be a HUGE hit with the ladies when he gets older!
Not anymore…..
What an odd looking condom.
You’ve never seen a condom with the wearer’s own picture on it? I had a whole crate made myself.
I wish I’d known. Those would’ve made nice Christmas gifts for my staff.
That’s a great idea. I want to get a ‘leg up’ on Fathers Day this year.
You want your picture on your dad’s condoms? That has the makings of a Greek tragedy.
Mourning Becums Electra?
Mourning Becums Elexa.
… don’t know why that brand is coming up so much
FIRST!!!!
FAIL!!!!!!
Ah, you’re here for the ‘Special Stuff’…
That looks like one of those pictures from a milk carton for missing children.
Well, maybe he really isn’t “missing.” … or is he?
no, just ready to play … hide the bologna
HA! HA! Modest Proposal.
Because of Sealab 2021 I almost burst out laughing years ago when we had to read that in English class.
We finally know what bologna is made of!!! It’s not lips, snouts, and hooves, it’s pure Alex!
Maybe it’s a mechanically separated chicken?
…named Alex?
LMAO good one dude, thats too funny!
http://www.web-privacy.pro.tc
SPAMMER!
Was James Dean blocked? Now it’s JImmy Doli – seems, at least, to the the same.
That’s an awful stutter you’ve got there.
Did that read dysfluently?
I shudder at those shutters.
I want to spread Kate’s Butter ( http://www.kateshomemadebutter.com/Kates-Butter_butter-sticks.html ) on Alex’s Meat.
I didn’t make that a link because I don’t know what format this blog requires, and there’s no preview function. Usability fail!
well, you failed at failing…i can already feel the space time continum splitting in two…
GAAAH!!! Not again!
*grabs wrench and stomps once more unto the breach, dear friends*
It uses HTML code, but will also figure out if you are linking something anyway.
Joel, that is funny. The butter also looks like a box of condoms.
kinderwurst?
Mortatella?
Minced products of conception?
this is vomit in box!
I BOUGHT THAT BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY! ITS in my fridge now. Hah
I like the pyramid.
I don’t even know where to begin with the fail on this one. It’s just so wrong in so many, many different ways.
poor alex
the child meat makes me fat.
Try fresh baby. It’s better for the digestion.
Mmm… Baby, the other other white meat!
Nice
You Just Can’t Beat Our Meat! Or is it His meat o.o
Kind of like lorrenzos oil…….
I feel sorry for Alex.
EAT THEM ALL!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Finaly!!!!! I know this brand
It’s russian poultry, sold all over brooklyn. Pretty good, too. I’ve been eating little cooked alexes for years now 
poor Alex.
nobody liked alex.so they killed him and put his meat on sale
How many fails can you spot? I spot 3.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!! and so is this bologna
Crazy one hahaha
Hope you are well Alex…
strange meat?