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Lefthand drive.
Gah! Why was that avatar pink – it was me!
Pink is this years Blue.
Pink is the new thin.
Distracted by her cute fin.
Drinking some mellow gin.
I’ll rest something on her chin.
Not appropriate.
Perhaps in my apology, you’ll allow me to win?
Just chill…Dirk! Pass the gin!
Then let the party begin!
chin! *masturbates*
I hope you’ll let me in.
A tad more confidence to by Flynn.
*be
what the hell did that guy/girl do???
drunk?
dizzy?
stupid?
who knows?
Um…shall we start agin?
yeah, cruiser stopped the rhymin’
this cars no go for 4x’in’
Here’s the Troll cage, put cruiser IN!
That’s too big, just take this bin.
Medicine woman, Dr. Quinn
Would you check this rash on my skin?
Oh, that’s just a cheesy grin.
But the rest of that body is pure sin.
Beware of the squirrel in the trash bin.
She thought she was Anne Boleyn.
God I Digg it so hard
You are doing it wring.
KerrrrrrrrCHING!
♪ Ben ik te min… ♪
OK Adam Sandler…you can leave now
if you can fit him there it will be an epic win
why god
post-election Sarah Palin
this rhyme chain is full of WIN
my blondey senses are tingling
oohhh emmm gee these to are rollin out with rythmic
rhymin
woman driver
sexist bastard
anti-sexist homo
i agree……womens fault
Anti-sexist pro-homophobic sympathiser.
it is a woman driver, shes standing in the corner on her phone. figures
lol just stating facts
Sadly since the person in front of the car on a cell phone looks like a woman I have to agree.
No, they’re obviously just holding down their lucky magic flying boulder with their car.
Overall Loser
i think they did a good job.
second
…gear
-ary to being stuck on a rock
…and a hard place.
…down
…wave
…hand
… rose
.. verse, same as the first …
FIRST!
first to fail yes
No first to win.
Without Fail, there can be no Win. And without Win, there can be no Fail.
Where there’s light, there’s shadow. Shadow cannot be erased unless the light is extinguished.
Fail is win and win is fail;
Hover through the fog and the filthy bin (that is not a bin).
A fail is a fail is a fail.
You win!
NO…
Where there is Light, there is LIGHT!
Shadow, (an area of Darkness), is the evidence of absence of all, or a portion, of Direct Illumination in a Lighted Environment.
Extinguishing an Environment’s Light will plunge the Environment into Darkness, where you will not be able to see Anything.
The Shadow will NOT be Erased! You just will not be able to distinguish it.
“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! The Shadow knows…”
Attempted smart Fail.
*dejected*
*commits suicide by standing in a closet, turning out the light and thus PLUNGING INTO DARKNESS!*
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
A wiser post has never been written
Well then you dont know Bud…
or,… I.N. Finity ^^^
First to win the fail award, yes.
…fucking awful
Awww, James, so sorry to hear of your most recent evaluation results.
Well, if you weren’t so droll, girl’s might like you more.
Then perhaps let you get in more practice until you weren’t so fuck!ng awful.
Earworm distraction.
Cellphone action.
Towtruck extraction.
Car frame fraction.
Tranny impaction.
Insurance transaction.
No satisfaction.
Adrenaline reaction.
Rock inaction.
Lack-of-wheel traction.
Article redaction.
Rodent extraction.
Potato contraction
Ecclesiastic abstraction.
Nonsensical distraction
(I’m in the middle of a) chain reaction
Wheelbase infraction.
(Where you been, Mikey?? *hugs*)
Myocardial Infarction
(Im having one cuz this shit is
makin’ me ROFLMFAO)
Latex prophylaction
Serious *SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE!!*ing transaction.
C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo BREAKER
Gravitational Counteraction
Unnecessary elaboration
Unexpected satisfaction
top-heavy fraction.
(Hey Mookie! *hugs* Happy New Year!
I went to go look after a friends shark and was without internet for the week. Then I took an amble to the present fail through the ones I’d missed.)
Samuel L. Jackson
feminine action
extraction inaction
*comment retraction*
IQ compaction.
Chassis Attraction
Join the Shemale faction
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Caught between a rock and a parking place.
Rocking on a hard place.
Hard-on, plaice rocking.
Hard Rock Cafe.
Hard Rock Valet.
Rock-hard Sorbet
Rock ‘n Roll ballet
(this is so much fun!)
Rockin’ Bob Goulet!
*hic!* Another hatchback on the rocks, thanks…
/thread
/tread
/trend
Nice
how does that even happen?
It just goes to show you – there’s no cutting corners.
…uneven…
Toehead fail. I SAID IT!!!!1!!1!11
The rock saved the girls life
Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage saved the hostages in The Rock
The Rock got cold so the driver covered it with the car.
So did Photoshop
Those sneaky rocks. Sneak up under the car and try to flip it. Hapend to me all the time!
*happens
Spelling Fail
Eh? No. It was corrected. But I like your “girl’s life” post
Recognition on first post ever WIN
Hmmm. Apparently even negative attention is better than none…
Thus God invented Zesty Promiscous boots.
My seven year old loves hers.
Happy ending? Perhaps not a fail…hmmm
I think she’d been leading that rock on…
Are you saying I tease rocks?
Rock tease? No way, you’re luffly
*has to go for a bit*
Just don’t take her for granite.
Yeah, she [dolo]mite be offended.
LOZ!!
*HUG!*
Happy New Year!
And could you pass the (ba)salt, please? This popcorn is a bit bland.
*HUGS!* I’ve missed you guys.
Happy 2009
There are so many newbies here, have we chalked up any new members for the grammar/humo(u)r poice?
the grammar poice? ironic, isn’t it?
No…not if you know the previous fails.
Oh, yes, Loz, there have been plenty. Some of the new folks are a LOT of fun, though!
Ooh. Nice chert. Did you get it for christmas?
Igneous is bliss.
Don’t talc as if you know me.
Don’t worry, you’re in like Flint.
At least halfway inn, am pyrite or what?
My you guys are giving me an apatite.
That’s sedimentary, my dear Bodson.
What are you talc-ing about?
you think im a lot of fun? youre right. also, excuse my awful typing, but my hands are messed up
I don’t care what anyone says; you’re my favorite Beatle.
Rock of Ages!
good one. i was about to say something similar but urs was funnier.
But seriously… once you feel something is wrong and your car is starting to rise in the air, don’t you go into reverse and try to get the car off the rock/puppy/old lady?
Hindsight is always 20/20.
I can’t see out of my ass at all. Hindsight 0/0.
Could have been backing into the spot. Let out clutch a little too quickly while engine was still running and still in gear (reverse). Car accelerates backwards, which pushes accelerator pedal towards foot, causing foot to press down on pedal and the engine speeds up eve more, so car goes even faster backwards then up and over obstacle, till tyre loses contact with ground and/or engine stalls. Don’t ask how I know this.
How do you know this?
How could he show this?
How could he blow this?
Where should she stow this?
Where should he flow this?
Can he bestow this?
When will he throw this?
We are not below this.
Because we’ll outgrow this.
How will she tow this?
Isn’t he below this?
The car laid an egg.
Or the first Chinamen to dig thru the center of the Earth are about to break thru…
only to be foiled by a economy car.
Lol. You sure that’s an egg?
Well it sure ain’t a potato.
Rock on!
Rock off!
..Rock off…
Dang you and your fast typing Smales!
I’m sorry.
*presents new Rock on! to fluffy*
Rock out.
Rockin’
Rock around (the clock).
(We will) rock you.
Rockin’ (Like a hurricane)
Rockin’ (all over the world)
Rock at the Casbah.
Rock lobster.
Rock Candy
frock.
Defrock.
Def rock.
♪…one…two…three…four… ♪
Apply directly to the rockhead!
Rock on!
Apply directly to the rockhead!
Rock on!
Apply directly to the rockhead!
*says 3 times in true marketing fashion*
I’ve heard of parallel parking, but pivotal parking?!
It has ful’crome plating.
*chrome
*hexavalent chromium (bad)
*trivalent superclear (good)
*univalent chromium (meh)
*hexavalent chromium (career launcher)
Maybe they drive their car around on two wheels all the time and have to park it like that.
Someone needs to get their rocks off.
Yes – it makes it hard to stay grounded, sometimes.
I need to find a hatchback.
I need to find a humpback.
I need to find a sperm whale.
Here take this ShamWow you can use it to attract one.
*rips off a small corner* Baby ShamWow
Lots of vehicular fails lately. Perhaps they shouldn’t let so many people drive.
Yes they should have a Fail license to drive.
There should be multiple levels of Driver Skills Licenses. Master Drivers should be allowed to disable the idiots vehicles and issue tickets on the spot. Repeat Idiot Drivers would be allowed to drive, (plow into each other and ignore all rules), ONLY from 03:00am to 04:30am on odd numbered days starting with “T”.
I’m really interested in knowing how that happened.
an we rename it “women fail”
That’s because you’re only halfway inn.
That would really be a man fail, mookie.
Sounds like he needs to get in more often.
“more often” implies that there have been any.
Whoops! How did that big rock get there! LOL
Jess
http://www.Privacy-Center.net
Thank you Jess! I can’t believe that a single website could have such a huge impact in my life, but privacy-center.net is that site! I will tell everyone I know how important it is that they utilize your website. I am planning to travel around the world spreading the good news to as many people as possible about the greatness that is privacy-center.net.
Jess? Who’s Jess? I thought that was Jimmy Dean, the Sausage King….?
Hey, if you don’t know Jess you really have to check out this cool website. It’s called privacy-center.net and I’m telling you, it will change your life. Don’t thank me now but don’t forget to thank Jess!
*checks one person off of list of 6,873,755,953*
The sausage king is Abe Froman
From Chicago, no?
Maybe one of the tires was actually punctured, and there was no jack anywhere and they were in a real hurry? The women heading for the sales? Sorry sisters…
Or maybe she was caught in a tractor beam by aliens, sucked into the mother ship – car and all, experimented on, memory swiped…and then dropped from the ufo onto this rock!
That happened to me once after a Kiss concert.
Cougar win!
Mookie, did you get probed too?
She refused to leave until she got satisfaction.
I can’t get no…
That happened to me after a kiss during a concert.
I bet that’s what she put in her insurance papers not daring to put in the
real reason – the shame of a shop-’til-you-drop-urge.
Guys, that’s an obvious Photoshop.
Awww Dont Spoil it
And that’s not even trolling; the rock actually does appear to have been edited in.
I think the car is more likely to have been edited in
this photo is totally legit
Look closely… it’s all pencil drawn.
While normally I get irritable when people want to say things are photoshopped or faked (because I just want to think they’re funny), this one seems painfully obvious. There is something unnatural about that angle and that shadow.
well, d’uh! It’s resting on a rock!
So it’s not dead, only resting?
… I don’t know about you, but I would prefer to pretend things like this actually happen rather than converse endlessly on how a person might have photoshopped this.
A certain suspension of disbelief is de rigeur on FB, without a doubt.
Indeed. Creativity and imagination is always much appreciated.
You don’t have to believe its authenticity to find the humor in it.
how do you do that? real idiot driver i bet!
See? Exactly My Point. =]
All I have To Say Is WHAT A WOMEN DRIVER!! SORRY
All I have To Say Is WHAT A MEN IDIOT!! Fail.
I’d say this isn’t an ordinary fail. It’s special because there are 4 Fails in there.
Damz womens! Stealin mah oxy-gen! If i ever catches one of them in mah house again ill chain her to mah stoves!
I hatez womens too! Care to join me at the hetero-sexual-white-male-supremacist-nazi meeting after i drop off my kids at the library?
yawn….
pawn…
prawn…
Dawn…
withdrawn…
Withdrawn.
lawn…
prawn…sawn…fawn…drawn…
lawn…
How is this possible?
Radial tires.
Locking differential.
Dummy, he obviously blew out his muffler bearing.
My friends and I once picked-up and moved a Volkswagen Beetle. We were looking for a place to park our car at a Nirvana concert at Thebarton Theatre in Adelaide (yes, there were a few of us in that car)!
My friends once picked up and moved a mini-minor. It belonged to a guy they didn’t like, and they moved it to the hallway in front of that guy’s class. He had to go around begging people to help him pick it up and move it out.
With God, all things are possible.
Also with a bunch of bored drunk people
The above two comments (together) are WIN.
“Ummm… that rock wasn’t here when I parked.”
“Lube, Oil, and Filter please, Rocky! And hurry – I’m late for my hair appointment.”
Woman driver….
Honey, I’m a female driver, and I’m a mechanic and I race. Be careful who you stereotype.
Indeed…the only accidents I’ve ever been in have been the fault of male drivers.
*high-fives Emma*
(Good name, btw! *grin!*)
Dragon, I’m fairly certain, around you, the majority of the male accidents have been of the “premature” variety as opposed to the automotive kind.
*snork*
Smooth talker.
Good to see you back again!
*hug*
Ah, what are you doing… my … reputation… ah hell.
*Hugs back warmly*
You’re a female driver? I drive a Honda myself.
Coyote…any news, my friend?
Appointment at 11:15 tomorrow. I hope that I can get there. It has started snowing here yet again!
Just left a question on your site.
Answer: Yes. Actually, when I was 16, I met Robert Asprin at a conference. He spent quite a bit of time trying to get me up to his room…it’s actually a really funny story. I was very sorry when I learned of his death.
He died?! Crap. I’m reading his newer stuff now.
You were attending conferences at 16?
Well…I wrote my first book when I was 14.
Mind you, it was AWFUL!! But I really have been a writer my whole life.
Writing your whole life? That must have shocked the obstetrician no end.
He had to take the pen out of my hand before he could deliver me.
I bet! And, since she doesn’t take crap from anyone, that’s impressively precocious enough that I bet she slapped the obstetrician back
Yeah, this picture looks beyond fake. The shadow on the rock is completely wrong, and there seems to be little to no damage on the car. Bogus Fail – should be removed.
You seems sensitive about this whole “faking it” issue. Why is that?
Everyone knows when you do it right all the time, you can spot a fake a mile away
Perhaps he’s been letting go of the clutch a little too early, lately?
He’s not even sure the baby he’s carrying is his.
uhhhh…
gimme summore o’ tha’ *hic* beer… i wants to *hic* drinks summore beer..
gimme…. gimme my *hic* beer or else i’ll *hic* get *hic* really really annoyed…
*next norning* what happened??? wheres me beer!!!
Yes, it’s a woman
pretty good job for a woman!
photoshopped.
Robocopped.
Homostopped.
Homostopped
Ooo, looks like it took you over an hour to stop that homo. Tough break, Guy. And might I say that is as fetching a donut cushion as I’ve ever seen.
Dragonballed
the rock has grown under the car to protect the little girl from getting run over by the mad driver!!! we really live in a wonderful world.
== CRAPPY LUBE – “The Discount Oil Changer” ==
They down’t have lifts or holes to drive over, just a HUGE guy named Fred that lifts your car up and shoves a rock under it!
lol
women on the right of it 0.o
WOMEN DRIVER!!! LMAO!
Yay! Haven’t seen “a women” in a while! I wonder where she-they have been.
A snippet of that lady’s cell conversation: “yeah… i farvurg’ed my nugen…”
Looks like the women just got out of the car.
I dunno, Ithought her parking rocked.
Height estimation…FAIL?
A jack has to be behind that rock, I don’t see any damage anywhere on the car.
You wouldn’t see the damage, it would be on the front. Which is blocked by the red hatchback.
I don’t mind Photoshopped fails because they’re still funny, but this one just screams ‘fake’. D: It’s so obvious it hurts.
Ha ha ha Opel Astra Fail!!
Photoshop FAIL!!!!
CHICK fail!
no doubt a woman driver
I think it’s a win, any1 else cudn’t park it like this
It’s not photoshopped, you can see more pictures of this accident at
http://www.frau-am-steuer.de/ (“women at the steering wheel”) in the section “Fotos”.
That’s a vauxhall it deserves it…
Fake fake fake fake fake.
Ahhh
Women and cars…..
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know what’s sad, i’ve actually watched a person do this very thing…. Goes to show you cutting corners in a car that isn’t lifted and well, is a car not a truck or a jeep… is well… rocky business….
very normal for women driver…
Funny to see how many people think this is fake. I remember when it was in the news here in Denmark, apparently the store-owner was annoyed that people didn’t make the full turn around the corner, and had put the large stone in place, to prevent people from cutting the corner.
vague flashback to that youtube vid, eh?
“awh, this isn’t where i parked my car.”
-Che
♪ Ben ik te min… ♪