Comments on: Parental Testimonial Fail

By: Praz

Praz — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 16:54:00 +0000

that’s just disturbing

By: Dayu

Dayu — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 15:29:57 +0000

yep, that’s the same what I thought…
I don’t think there is a mother that dumb to buy this kind of shoes for her 7 year old daghter.
The world is not THAT bad.

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:13:14 +0000

this is a little odd.

By: I have failed you

I have failed you — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:36:10 +0000

I thought that the overall rating and “excellent quality” was fail.

By: Catherine

Catherine — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:39:22 +0000

i think someones 7 year old is going to be a stripper when she grows up

By: CoolWhip

CoolWhip — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:31:35 +0000

Wow this would go great for the (get this) “Police Uniform” she bought.

By: Vince

Vince — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:55:15 +0000

You’ll LOVE my nuts.

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:03:06 +0000

Send in the Failboat.

By: Jer

Jer — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:47:42 +0000

This person is from NJ, which is where I’m originally from, and i can honestly say that i am not one bit surprised

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:02:52 +0000

As for the mother, some humane or spelling assistance is nessasary. The humane, being a bolt through the head. (Subtlty fail I know but….)

By: Iphy

Iphy — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:26:06 +0000

Nope. Go to Zappos.com (I recognize the style, that’s where this is from) and scroll down the home page to where the sample reviews are. The photos are of the shoes being reviewed, not a reviewer’s avatar. I suspect there was a temporary problem matching reviews to products by the SKUs or something.

By: Puh

Puh — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:15:33 +0000

Did no one realize that the photo is the reviewer’s avatar (or icon or whatever) and NOT a picture of the shoe that was purchased?

Granted “Promiscuous Zesty” is an odd name for a mother to take on a public forum, but it’s not a testimonial fail.. It’s not even a shoes-for-your-kid fail.

By: cookie

cookie — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:12:39 +0000

buahahhaha !
do they even sell sizes for 7 year olds?

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:10:54 +0000

You’re not going to be innocent long if you keep hanging around here.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:06:36 +0000

Promiscuous=/=emo. Promiscuous=having lots of sex. Not something you want 7 year olds to do.

By: jake

jake — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:35:48 +0000

funny… i was thinking potatoes.

By: Kamal

Kamal — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:55:14 +0000

She probably just accidentally typoed 7 instead of 17, this “fail” is a fail

By: Computerică

Computerică — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:26:09 +0000

That is not cool!

By: lllusionx

lllusionx — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:29:35 +0000

you might need the wunder boner.

By: signe

signe — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:59:24 +0000

pff really funny… pvc clothes aren’t so hard to get into, just takes some practice to be able to dress yourself in them.

By: signe

signe — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:57:56 +0000

well… you cant machine wash them no. they have to be carefully rinsed in the shower.

By: signe

signe — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:56:57 +0000

NOPE i just like pretty clothes

By: jai coup

jai coup — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:13:02 +0000

Then you clearly shouldn’t have children.

By: Paul Baker

Paul Baker — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:08:58 +0000

I recommend service from his or her daughter

By: Skwerlly / Moomin-ish Em

Skwerlly / Moomin-ish Em — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:40:30 +0000

Ooh! I just watched that movie today! I remember, as soon as my family saw the movie, they pulled out old pictures of my from when I was a kid. Apparently, I remind everyone of Olive. You know: Hyper, long, brunette hair, glasses, things like that. Ah, how the geekiness of childhood stays embedded in your mind forever…

By: lost260

lost260 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:15:55 +0000

I’d where those

By: lost260

lost260 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:14:29 +0000

Verdad

By: villy

villy — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:14:43 +0000

I’m really hoping she meant 17.

By: zobothehobo

zobothehobo — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:40:13 +0000

I hope it was a typo. But i still cant imagine what would happen if the 7 year old showed up to school in those………… (shudders uncontrollably)

By: Roy

Roy — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:32:22 +0000

pop

By: ...

... — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:10:26 +0000

….comments WILL nest below this level!

By: Ink

Ink — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:30:48 +0000

It’s probably suppossed to say ’17 year old daughter’ but it kind of typoed but then that takes the fun out of it. >:D

By: chuggaBOOM!!

chuggaBOOM!! — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 06:54:12 +0000

i’m a whore.

By: me

me — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 06:32:25 +0000

is it me or did that person only buy one shoe?…-.-

and yes i clicked reply to someones comment because i didnt feel like scrolling down with this stupid laptop scrolling pad…

By: Kiteboy

Kiteboy — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 06:25:02 +0000

Yes Mummy! Are you sure Santa will come if I do?

By: scornflakes

scornflakes — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:26:20 +0000

“Merry XXXmas darling! Now, go hang your fishnets by the chimney with care!”

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:44:09 +0000

Well, we will have to have a conversation that no one else can see to go into detail.

By: Pax

Pax — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:20:09 +0000

Did you expect any more class of someone from Jersey?

By: Chilly

Chilly — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:24:19 +0000

Buckles

By: phider

phider — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:30:15 +0000

Am I the only one that was confused by the rating? Excelent servive, excelent quality, etc… 3 star rating?

By: £υηçhþöχ

£υηçhþöχ — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:02:37 +0000

Just to clarify, we’re not talking about anything outrageous… the range C-D is perfect, D+ is fine… FF, however, no thanks. I prefer to be able to breathe when I’m playing horse for a cowgirl!!!

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:45:02 +0000

*sighs in relief*

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:44:26 +0000

I know and I am sorry.

By: Mrs_Z

Mrs_Z — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:12:53 +0000

*sings* “Here’s your one chance, Granny, don’t let me down…”

By: Meh

Meh — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:04:15 +0000

I bought my 87 year old granny a pair…

By: Marius

Marius — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:00:00 +0000

No no no Dragon. They are a special kind of self involved, airhead indigenous to the NJ, LINY areas only.

By: cats

cats — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:39:55 +0000

WTF is anyone doing buying a little kid a pair of shoes like that? LOL

At least it gives the people on FailBlog something to laugh at.

By: Marius

Marius — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:37:39 +0000

*snort*

By: lurl

lurl — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:26:36 +0000

Bristol Palin (what Fluffy the Fish said above)

By: £υηçhþöχ

£υηçhþöχ — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:21:05 +0000

Never!!! They taste the same on the outside, and they’re just as fun to play with!!!