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  1. Anonymous says:

    Did someone say pedobear?

  2. badabada says:

    ah kinky

  3. Kieran says:

    Lol!

  4. Plastic says:

    fourth?

  5. DrB says:

    I prefer promiscuous lemons.

  6. Hadji says:

    Well that girl will be a hit with the boys at school.

  7. OINKER says:

    I prefer to shop for my daughter at WHORES ‘R’ US.
    Anyone seen the South Park episode with Paris Hilton: “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset?”

    AND — a big hello to all you kids who live in your parents’ basements and constantly vie to be the first commenter.

  8. Mookie says:

    Wow, Catholic school uniforms have come a long way since I was a kid.

  9. loufail says:

    Genuine leather, eyelets and an extra 5” tall heel give your kids a commanding sense of style!

  10. DrB says:

    I have a zester in my kitchen.

  11. cait says:

    Oh, I see now. New Jersey.

  12. Hertz says:

    Dang…they cut off the signature
    it says:
    Sincerely
    Lynne Spears

  13. A passing marine biologist says:

    Hey, I didn’t know there was a Zappos Party Van.

  14. Janiporo says:

    Excellent.

    Including FREE T-shirt with pricelist printed on the back.

    What every little whore needs <3

  15. Phaet says:

    So he received it the next day and didn’t have to pay for it. What’s so weird about it?

  16. Hertz says:

    too bad my daughter JonBenet is no longer with us. I’d LOVE for her to have these.

    Missing Her,
    Patsy

  17. Hertz says:

    and why did she only give the shoes three stars? Was she hoping for a sluttier look than what she got?

  18. beantown says:

    That’s legit how Jersey people are. We need more fail posts to expose their backwards ways.

    • Marius says:

      Typical lace curtain Irish, always looking down their nose when they should tend to their own house cleaning.

  19. Ryannon says:

    The fail is all wrong. She meant to say her 70 mother, not her 7 year old daughter. This may be Jersey but they don’t start that young, they just forget to stop at a certain age.

  20. toxftw says:

    The little hooker line ‘08 is still fashionable in ‘09…

  21. Ryannon says:

    Okay so I went looking for the shoes on Zappos.
    Good news – they come in gold and pewter!
    Bad news – they smell like they have been painted and if you have narrow feet, they might not be the shoe for you.

  22. missionpants says:

    Pedo Bear says: Too Old >:-\

  23. wimple says:

    Wait – a BOOT?! With OPEN TOES?! In NEW JERSEY?!

    Obvious fail.

  24. Boobies says:

    (.Y.)

  25. Jesse Wilder says:

    LOL, yeah buddy that was pretty funny dude!

    Jes
    http://www.anonymity.at.tc

    • Jimmy Calmer says:

      Wow, what an insightful comment! And with such a relevant link! I propose that Jesse should be paid as a full-time commenter on failblog, as his aggregation of other pertinent stories has the potential to become legendary. Truly a scholar without equal.

  26. buba says:

    buba wears the same!!!

  27. Smales says:

    Dateline NBC predator bait shoes

  28. Jennifer says:

    And your seven year old daughter will be pregnant within 10 years.

  29. capt. awesome says:

    It’s nice when parents let their kids learn about the family business. It looks like this mother bought the daughter the entire uniform. Used to include, you know, clothes but business is probably bad, what with the shitty economy and all.

    Anpu is disappointed that the mother is using cheap child labor this way. Children are not whores. They are people, and therefore should be put to work and given corporal punishment whenever they mess up. big time.

  30. moi says:

    promiscuous zesty sounds like a good stripper name……or a bitchin’ street name…

  31. Mrs_Z says:

    *sings* “Here’s your one chance, Fancy, don’t let me down…”

  32. Trisha says:

    she probably meant 17 or 27 year old daughter, typos, we all make them. but still, if i became a mom, i wouldn’t buy my seventeen year old daughter a pair of shoes called ‘Promiscus Zesty’ xD

  33. neenerneenerneener says:

    I’m thinking “Little Miss Sunshine”.

    • Skwerlly / Moomin-ish Em says:

      Ooh! I just watched that movie today! I remember, as soon as my family saw the movie, they pulled out old pictures of my from when I was a kid. Apparently, I remind everyone of Olive. You know: Hyper, long, brunette hair, glasses, things like that. Ah, how the geekiness of childhood stays embedded in your mind forever…

  34. Charles says:

    …New Jersey

  35. Signe says:

    That’s exactly what I thought. A typo, supposed to be 17 or 27. However, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with young people wearing what they like. I love PVC clothing and my parents buy me that. I am nineteen and my sister is seventeen, both of us are innocent girls, virgins, educated, nice girls and all that… We’re not sluts or anything… But we love lingerie, little dresses and skirts, expensive clothes and jewelry and so our parents buy us that. I’m just saying… All girls don’t wear high heels and mini skirts because they’re sluts or trashy… Like me and my sister just really love pretty clothes. Not accusing anyone of anything, just sharing my view! /Signe

  36. Dan says:

    OMG! I got this for my daugther too. She loves it. She says it makes her job so much easier since it’s so comfortable. I’m glad I can let my daugther work with nice shoes.

  37. annie says:

    Had to be from New Jersey…. *facepalm*

  38. 7prc says:

    hm the thing about thi..WTF MY DICK IS ON FIRE

  39. im-just-here says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!111!1!!!!11!1 !!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. cats says:

    WTF is anyone doing buying a little kid a pair of shoes like that? LOL

    At least it gives the people on FailBlog something to laugh at. :D

  41. Meh says:

    I bought my 87 year old granny a pair…

  42. phider says:

    Am I the only one that was confused by the rating? Excelent servive, excelent quality, etc… 3 star rating?

  43. Pax says:

    Did you expect any more class of someone from Jersey?

    jk

  44. scornflakes says:

    “Merry XXXmas darling! Now, go hang your fishnets by the chimney with care!”

  45. chuggaBOOM!! says:

    i’m a whore.

  46. Ink says:

    It’s probably suppossed to say ‘17 year old daughter’ but it kind of typoed but then that takes the fun out of it. >:D

  47. zobothehobo says:

    I hope it was a typo. But i still cant imagine what would happen if the 7 year old showed up to school in those………… (shudders uncontrollably)

  48. villy says:

    I’m really hoping she meant 17.

  49. cookie says:

    buahahhaha !
    do they even sell sizes for 7 year olds?

  50. Puh says:

    Did no one realize that the photo is the reviewer’s avatar (or icon or whatever) and NOT a picture of the shoe that was purchased?

    Granted “Promiscuous Zesty” is an odd name for a mother to take on a public forum, but it’s not a testimonial fail.. It’s not even a shoes-for-your-kid fail.

    • Iphy says:

      Nope. Go to Zappos.com (I recognize the style, that’s where this is from) and scroll down the home page to where the sample reviews are. The photos are of the shoes being reviewed, not a reviewer’s avatar. I suspect there was a temporary problem matching reviews to products by the SKUs or something.

  51. Andrew says:

    As for the mother, some humane or spelling assistance is nessasary. The humane, being a bolt through the head. (Subtlty fail I know but….)

  52. Jer says:

    This person is from NJ, which is where I’m originally from, and i can honestly say that i am not one bit surprised

  53. CoolWhip says:

    Wow this would go great for the (get this) “Police Uniform” she bought.

  54. Catherine says:

    i think someones 7 year old is going to be a stripper when she grows up

  55. I have failed you says:

    I thought that the overall rating and “excellent quality” was fail.

  56. loufail says:

    *tests what happens in failblog when replying to a quarantined comment*


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