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Yum, I know what I’m getting…
Regular beer not served to adults.
Kids love to drink a good regular beer and to eat a dog from Turkey.
Even better with a walkaway cookie!
Walk away cookie sundae?
It’s walk away cookie dough sundae.
just like eating, drinking is not a spectator sport!
it’s rather unpleasantly like being drunk (-.-)
“What’s so bad about being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.”
Gulp!
how bout a beer and a roasted velociraptor
Damn thats expensive!
and a souvenir soda…
I luv the way that not only do they serve beer to kids, but theres also DOG!!
“What’s so bad about being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.”
Oh finally SOMEONE who gets HHGTTG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay. thank you dil
Obviously photoshopped.
^ Obviously stupid.
obviously gullible
obviously oblivious
obviously intellectual
Obviously not ovulating.
obviously obvious
obviously oblivious
obviously blind
already been used dear…
obviously post is obviously
Accidenty the obvious.
Captain Obvious!
What the hell.
Obviously confused.
Obviously obviated.
Obviously obfuscated.
Obviously retards.
^ Obviously obdurate.
obviously unambiguous
obviously unambiguous ↑
Anal sex
Sex: yes please
.
lol, Austin
sex: is very good..
“I can give good sex to you, coz i’m really good at sex
SHOW ME UR GENITALS
G..G..G..Genetailier”
“IN SONG”
Obviously a total idiot.
STFU, ALL OF YOU! YOU’RE ALL RETARDED AND NOT ADDING ANYTHING HERE! By the way, it’s perfectly legal for kids to drink beer in MANY other countries… in that case, ignorance fail. Shut up.
GENITALIA!!!
Yes you are.
In some places in Europe its legal to drink. Oops. Naked.
Good, I’ve never tasted one with it’s clothes on…
its legal to drink naked here in the us too. lots of the gas station sell it.
Actually not. This was taken at a sneak preview of the newly built Sprint Center in Kansas City. Original here: http://forum.kcrag.com/index.php?topic=13120.msg284998#msg284998
i love it when people claim something is photoshopped, only to be proven that it is not. it makes my day a lot better. hah
FIRST… WOOHOO… NOw i can die
first fail, but you can die anyway if you want.
lol
some doughnuts……… help me out of the booth boys
You mean kids don’t drink beer? Have I been a bad parent?
Only if you’ve been giving them light beer.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. ’specially if you mix it with Dramamine.
The hot tub is ready!
In springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing, hey ding…
adingading!
Sweet lovers love…
the spring!
*BANG! falls into a rack of kitchen pots & pans*
Too much beer can lead to kids, ya know.
It can also lead to losing your arm.
Uhhh.. Ryannon? That was a little disturbing… anyone you know?
I know a couple of guys that have woken up and felt the need to gnaw off their own arms and lived to tell about it. One was doing a store opening in Idaho and came back a changed man. Apparently the 10 last night really was a 2 this morning for him.
Got his beer goggles on and found him some coyote lovin!
Did he remember to grab his shoes?
he couldn’t. only hand one arm left from where he had to gnaw the other one off to keep from waking her.
Around here a 10 is just a 4 with a six pack. Regular beer is fine.
“Well, hey there sugar. You ain’t gunna drank that all by yourself are you?”
“Walk Away Cookie”? Do you hafta chase it?
HAHAHAHA
What’s a Walk Away Cookie?
I Think it is another way of saying “keep walking, honey”
“Don’t you buy this cookie, honey”
Honey cookie? YUM YUM!
*sigh*
I miss my Admiral.
Step away from the cookie!
There’s nothing to crumble here..
There’s a lot of half-baked jokes going on around here.
“Eating is not a spectator sport.” Killjoy.
*passes the blindfold*
Souvenir Soda?
It’s a nicer way of saying a milk carton with your picture on it if you are under 14.
I wish I had gone there as a kid!
In soviet russia meal comes with beer!
In regular countries beer comes with meal?
in beer russia comes with meal.
an obvious recombination tempts me to type but it’s just too gross.
In meal Russia comes with beer?
Too gross? Get a hold of yourself, man!!! Do you realize where you are???
You’re right of course, but it would imply things about Russians that I don’t wish to implicate
Blogtease.
Lesson learned.
I’ve unfortunately guess what you were thinking about. Russians holding foaming beer will never be the same.
guessed**
oooh wait so i wasent supposed to order this??
damnit.
I see the fail here, $6.00 For one beer!? No wonder kids are always getting sent to time outs for anger!
Judging by the prices, it looks like a sports stadium.
Who are you to judge?
BumbAmerican, DumbAmerican, she wants the DumbAmerican (after several $6 beers)
Allll right
but she wants the young American. . . .
All that she wants is another baby.
Thank you soOooOoo much for the earworm.
*hands avis a Q-tip* Man, that’s a bad one…
*Avis
Thanks, I’ll need that before I head out for birthday drinks. But watch, someone will play that on the jukebox at the bar tonight. I must remember to leave the house WITHOUT anything that might be used as a weapon, so I don’t kill them.
Birthday drinks?
Happy birthday Avis!!
*Gives birthday hug*
Thanks! *hugs back*
Bonne Fete Avis!!! *gives Avis a birthday drink*
HIPPO BIRDIES TWO EWES!
Awww! Thanks guys!
*starts the drinking early I guess*
And what on earth am I gonna do with two ewes? *grins*
I KNOW! I KNOW! *jumps up and down waves hand in air*
But Avis is not a Scottish Highland male, norm.
LOL! Dragon, I needed that!! Luckily a friend of mine made sure that sobriety was not an issue. All in all, it’s been a great birthday!
Glad you had a Happy Birthday, Avis…uh…what’cha gonna do with them ewes?
They’re all yours. Go for it!
I am thew judge, and I approved Dumbamerican’s message.
Judge THESE thews, baby!
*flexes*
You feel strongly about that do you?
*Once again beat by Dragonwriter*
Don’t worry thew still work out.
*hides the sap behind back*
What did you call me? And why do I have to hide behind your back. (Not that I am complaining mind you)
Nothing like a beer (or 12) and a braut while watching the game!
Beer, my favorite dairy product.
Parmesan fries and a regular beer, please.
˙ɹǝʌo ƃunɥ ןןıʇs ɯ,ı ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ı ˙ɐpos ɐ puɐ sǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ ʇsnɾ ǝqʎɐɯ ‘ʇɥƃnoɥʇ puoɔǝs uo
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says “You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants”
The pirate replies “Ay, it’s drivin’ me nuts”
Pfft, it’s “Arr, it be drivin’ me nuts!”
I know that guy.
His pirate is Spanish. Ay carrrumba!
But why is it a pirate?
Yar! For all us serious Pastafarians it’s a FSM Holy Day. We eat Pasta, dress like Pirates, Drink Ale and hope to be touched by His Noodly Appendages! May the Sauce be with you!
That’s a religion I can really sink my teeth into.
Hmm…usually I’m a little turned off when the appendages are noodly, but…ah, I’m always willing to try new things!
KoL? No?
Did any one see the Turkey Dog too??
No.
Nope.
That’s the movie with Ben Affleck, right? Didn’t see it.
Wasn’t looking. Didn’t see nothing.
I hate that recombinant DNA shit.
FIRST!
Is that a relative of LouFail and his catdog?
That’s not fail, that’s win!
Time to break out ze german accents und orda ze beer
School lunch menus have markedly improved since I was a kid.
Turkey dog!? What kind of cross breeding are they doing in that shop?
The Menu of Dr. Moreau.
What is the law?!
Two muffins are baking in an oven, one turns to the other and says “Is it getting kind of hot in here?” the other muffin says “OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Oh f*ck! 4.5 Stars.
*still chuckling*
Old old joke! 5 stars! Out of 100000!
Hehehe, I still like it…
I laughed.
I will teach it to the congregation tonight during the Holy Spaghetti Dinner! Perhaps we can find a way to work, “OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!” into the liturgy.
*works a talking muffin into the linguine*
I dunno why, but that phrase seems soooo erotic.
It’s, you know, the tongues and muffins and stuff.
*sits down*
*fans himself*
Two 2 year olds come up to this counter by themselves and order two beers. The guy behind the counter says “We don’t get a lot of two year olds ordering the beer.” One of the kids says “At $6 a beer, I’m not surprised”
Do you guys have nothing better to do then outdo each other in comments on some blog?
Are you jealous just because I’m better than you?
Anything you could do, I could do better.
I can bitch, I can bitch, cuz I’m better than you…
I could have sung that better than you did.
You mean, “better THEN you did…” Right?
*scratches out Mookie’s E*
*hands Mookie an a*
*hands Mookie a beer with a childproof cap*
*runs after Stormy, brings him/her down, retrieves Mookie’s E, returns E to Mookie*
*says: All part of the service M’am*
*feels proud*
*thwacks Stormy until he gets a clue…and the joke*
*watches Stormy on the floor*
*wonders if he and the Dragon have gone too far*
Pfft. Wunder no more.
Bona!
That one more blog up.
No.
Oh! You thought I was singing?
Well, I used to go to random blogs and post stupid questions in the comments section….
Do you have nothing better to do than try to be a killjoy
HA! No, not really.
Then you “cornflake” are just an ASSHAT!
*pulls out “Nice List”*
cornflakeYes, but we decided to brighten up your dreary, pathetic, useless loser life instead.
Fake…
Obviously…
yeah… cause who would pay $6 for a regular beer!
There are place sin Milwaukee you can get a case of Hamms for that.
Menu WIN!
$6 for a kid’s beer? Anpu does not pay $6 for a beer, especially a beer for a minor.
It’s legal if Anpu does it. It’s only illegal for everyone else.
The Anpu stuff is rather tiresome and overdone. Perhaps your meds, when given on a more regular basis, will help? Will your parents be home soon?
Don’t be mad at me just because your parents fed you anti-freeze as a kid instead of beer.
A guy walked into a pool hall with a monkey. The monkey immediately
jumped up on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball.
The pool hall owner said, “Look what your monkey has done, now no one
can play pool. Get him out of here.”
Two weeks later the guy comes in with the monkey again. There were
snacks set up on the counter. The monkey jumped up on the counter
grabbed a big green olive, pushed it in and out of his ass, and then he ate it.
This upset the pool hall owner and he said, “Now look what your monkey
has done. Why did he do that ?”
The guy said, “Ever since he ate that cue ball, before he eats
anything, he measures it.”
I just snorted Dr. Pepper through my nose. I need to find something to clean my laptop off with now.
*wanders off to find that something*
You could probably find a kid who would do it for $6.
Any kid I could find around here would charge waaaayyy more than $6. This city is damned expensive!
What about $6 and a wunder boner thrown in?
*doesn’t think giving kids wunder boners is a good idea*
I’m hearing you.
Even at my age, watching all that fish slide down the pole makes me queasy.
If you had a ShamWow, you wouldn’t have this problem, would you?
*has ShamWows*
*got ‘em for christmas, among other things*
Woo!
I’m actually thinking a Snuggie might not be a terrible idea for extended train rides. Yes, you may make fun now.
They just remind me of the Franciscan Brothers I had teaching me in High School.
*Shivers*
I got a Snuggie for Christmas and it was…uh…well, really…snug. Guess I’m just big boned.
LOL. . .Olive that joke!
My new favorite joke!
fake
does not understand.
please explain to buba.
Psshh.
This is a win, alcohol should be introduced to people at a younger age so they are used to drinking it.
It worked for cigarettes!! Thanks, Joe Camel!!
*agrees with Riov*
FIRST!
not anymore
LMAO, my kid would LOVE that place!
Jes
http://www.anonymity.at.tc
What? It’s not like it’s a LARGE beer.
FAKE! photoshop
Pearl’s ready to get her drink on.
$6.00 for a child’s beer? NO SHIT FAIL!
For that price I can get my child a 12-pack of Falls City!
jiminy
I haven’t known that it is legal to drink in some countries..
Good Fail. (Y)