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  1. MAGG says:

    First to be free!

  2. mrjason says:

    i aint do it either

  3. t says:

    Born to be dead.

  4. DrB says:

    That’s right, he did her.

  5. Crumpet says:

    Free Orange Juice :D Awesome.

  6. fluffy the fish says:

    hol up he ain’t do it on purpise

  7. Magius says:

    I guess he ain’t be doing it since he’s not done nothing wrong.

  8. Mookie says:

    Wow, those court-appointed attorneys suck.

  9. bmerri says:

    Arkansas ebonics at its best.

    • thereshairinmypie says:

      LOL…edumacation excellence.

      • Ryannon says:

        OMG and this is where I moved to?
        Sidenote: My dumbass ex-boss drives an Altima and it is one of the ones that has the button to push and turn it on. She has now left it running 6 times and counting. How do you explain to AAA that you ran out of gas in your driveway while you slept because you left your car on?

        • bmerri says:

          Why would she leave the car running when she got home? Tell AAA that the dog must have hit the “On” button while you were sleeping. The person that put this on their car wouldn’t be able to figure out your boss’ car.

          • Ryannon says:

            She might be the dumbest person I have ever known, quite frankly. And they have a “safety feature” that turns it off if you carry the “key” more than 6 feet from the car. However, intelligent that she is, she leaves the spare IN THE CAR just in case. So it never senses that someone isn’t in the car. I am just grateful for her kids’ sakes that her garage is too full to park in there.

  10. JT the Ninja says:

    Technically, I believe that’s a correct construction in AAVE, but yeah…if you were expecting speakers of Standard English to understand it (like the judge?), then fail.

    Peace,
    JT

  11. Jack Wright says:

    LOL, I had be known that! LOL

    http://www.privacy-tools.at.tc

  12. Blue2thFairy says:

    What a complete dumbass, they forgot to put a apostrophe in “aint”.

  13. Broker Boy says:

    OJ the most guilty man on earth lol

  14. Serge says:

    Little hint, that remark on the car is about O. J. Simpson…

  15. octave hergébel says:

    Not first!

  16. capt. awesome says:

    He aint do it? Anpu is not familiar with that brand of orange juice.

  17. Harry says:

    I want some of that free oj!

  18. dabbolique says:

    PLEASE tell me that this was written “tongue-in-cheek.” Please.

    • kkkraig says:

      its was written tongue in cheek…

    • VOLcano says:

      Not a chance, baby, and if you read through the thread, you will find that this is “correct” African-American vernacular English.

      And all this time I have been stupid enough to enslave myself to the man by using the English he says is correct…

      I go mambo dogface to the banana patch, baby!

  19. Lonnie Pigford says:

    Black people…FTW

  20. Nasonguy says:

    You might be a redneck if:
    You use “Ain’t” when you should say “Am/Are Not”

    You might be retarded if:
    You use “Ain’t” completely without warrant…

  21. desiree says:

    pure art lol

  22. Spleg says:

    And he doesn’t afraid of anything.

  23. LAME COMMENTS says:

    Why are the comments on this freaking site never related to the comments?? Geesus christ the pictures are great but the comments are LAMMMMMEEEE
    Although this is one my least favourite fail pictures…its more like stupid than fail =\

  24. qui says:

    Damn! Ah knowd OJ ain’t did it! Now days prooph. Free him 2day!

  25. katie says:

    That’s actually grammatical in African American Vernacular English (AAVE). In this dialect, “aint” can be used as a substitute for the word “didn’t” in Standard American English. So translated into SAE, the phrase says “he didn’t do it”. It’s just a nonstandard dialect.

  26. Bree says:

    Some free orange juice would be very nice, thank you.

  27. Quaddel says:

    How can such a moron afford a car like that? Oh, how obvious: Arkansas, USA.

  28. fritzpud says:

    so wheres my free orenge juice?………. wait u meen some idiot wanted to free oj simspon??!?! wow…….

  29. Stan says:

    And you wonder how Obama got elected?

  30. tocsin says:

    ‘scuse me I’m french and I don’t know what’s an O.J

  31. ??? says:

    It ain’t no fail!

  32. Smapdi says:

    And I moved to that state…..on purpose.

  33. Jackson says:

    OH GOD….an Arkansas license plate. Great. It makes me ashamed to live there already…that just made it worse.

  34. Beca says:

    Of course it’s in Arkansas. *headdesk* I love my state….

  35. Detlef says:

    The counter just rolled back to zero on the “Days without furthering stereotypes” sign.

  36. Arashi-chan says:

    mmm. Corn.

  37. stan21 says:

    it hurts me to know i live in arkansas.


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