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lol “My wife would like that…”
Yeah, that’s still tickling my funny boner. LOL. ;-D
But… but… shouldn’t it be a DE-boner??
Look boss, DE-BONER, DE-BONER!
Smiles, everyone… smiles!
I already have a wonder boner…*whipser* Its in my boxers XD
ME WANT!!!!!!
AND THE PYRAMID OF PAPER GROWS!
I can help
*Edges slowly out of the room.*
Anyone heard of this movie called “Deep Trout”?
I have to say that this does show the start of our culture’s undoing.
granted that it should be the wunder deboner.
Besides, it is clearly a German product, as wunder is German for, of course
wonder. And the Germans do not know about the fact that many words
in the English language can be used in a sexual manner.
But that’s just my opinion
Meh- to each his own
Fine Corinthian Leather…
The best part is the announcer, it’s Mike Rowe from Discovery Channel
and Dirty Jobs!
yeah, definitely not one of Mike Rowe’s proudest moments. i somehow doubt he still puts this on his resumee…
*tips hats*
Edward designed it…
are you worried about something?
But not the prick it’s attached to…
It preforms the act of boning fish and is therefore a boner.
She would also like my c0ck.
oh my.
Just a troll…don’t feed it and move along, darlin’.
Maybe deathcat has been raiding the hen house and found the cock crowing?
Yeah…
Funnily enough, tonight for dinner I had coq au vin.
And I thought of Failblog.
That’s French for whiskey-dick, non?
I had a friend in school who was taking French while I was taking Spanish. She thought the funniest thing to say was poulet mon coq. Said it sounded like “pull my cock”.
Do to the fowl humor and wining?
Bahahahahaha
FIRST!!!! ohh yeah, uh huh………….
“So, Nate… where did you get the wonder boner?”
“who wants to bone them” :L
Isnt that Mike Rowe from dirty jobs that is doing the voice over…..
yes it is mike rowe! hahaha that’s awesome.
dude i think it is
Ye, i`d bet my left nut that it is!
That’s exactly what I thought.. that should go on one of those “before they were stars” reels
Yes, that is Mike Rowe From Discovery Channels: Dirty Jobs. I belive his voice work rises this to an Epic Fail!
It surely is. That was my first thought as soon as the voice-over started.
Omg i think the narrator is mike rowe from dirty jobs WTF
*snorts*…”My wife would like that!”
that was my favorite quote!
I *love* that the voice over artist is Mike Rowe. HAAAAAAAAA!!~MJ
Totally Mike Rowe from dirty jobs. HAAAAAA!
BUT WAIT! If you order within the next five minutes, WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! Two boners for the price of both! That’s more than half off!
Where -did- he get that Wunder Boner?
I just can’t wait to find out.
Well Bob got his from Enzyte…
Bob is Spineless!
that’s what she said
He used to have backbone. But after the experience of being penetrated by a wonder boner, he became spineless.
Bob is a Myth
Thanks but I’ll wait until they get to 99% off.
That sounds better than the 2 for 1 special they had on Viagra last week!
fail
Who wants “half off” their wunder boner? You should just stick with saying “we’ll double your boner”!
XD good one
The commentator sounds like Mike Rowe?
I thought the exact same thing.
T’is he…I wunder if he still has this on his resume…
tee hee… Mike Roe…
Hee…!
Wow, good catch.
I can’t tell if you’re fishing to start a pun run here or not.
The devil made me do it.
it was a good try at least
Mike Hunt likes the Wonder Boner
Just trying to bait you I imagine.
Wow i don’t know if you guys could stoop any lure.
Oh we cod, we cod…
You have no idea of the depths to which we can sink.
Even I can’t fathom it.
I am knot amused.
I’ll just perch here and hope for more.
Bouy, you might be weighing for a while…
We’ll just have to cast about for a reel solution to this time lag.
We’ll wait wait with baited breath, really we will.
I will continue to hang on by hook or by crook.
Oh carp. I think I’m sinking.
Perhaps I should head back to land. It would seem to be a wise decision at this point. If I spend much more time on the water, I surely will be floundering soon.
(and new post up)
*Throws Fluffy and Avis a line.*
I think I sawsharks.
*grasps line, awaits saving*
Is the boat far?
Fraid so. Apparently its departure has been tabled.
*remembers she’s a fish and doesn’t actually want to be out of water*
*is a bird, and the water is no place for such a bird*
*Helps Avis into the boat.*
Why did they make birds so delicate and fine as Avis when the ocean can be so cruel? She is kind and very beautiful. But she can be so cruel and it comes so suddenly and such birds that fly, dipping and hunting, with their small sad voices are made too delicately for the sea.
Ok, now see? I am only cruel to trolls. And in itself that is no cruelty. Just an honest truth. I suppose if my friend had not gotten me quite so drunk I would be better disposed to be kind and lenient, Alas, blame Maggie. She fed me Jamesons. Plural. I must say, delicate is not something that has ever truly been
attributed to me. But given my current state, It’ll do. I think I’ll go to sleep now. Once again, blame Maggie. And her Jameson shots.
(For the record, this is why I tend to avoid shots)
Thanks Mookie, that explains all of the gum
stuck to the inside of this boat.
*Throws penguin out to Fluffy.*
Hee! Hee! Good night Avis.
Remember to keep one foot on the floor,
it will help with the spins.
Thankfully I am not that far gone. But I think I will take this opportunity to say goodnight. This has been a good birthday, But sleep is good. Goodnight all.
I GET IT!
heh heh… I caught the joke…
Water yall waiting for pun comments? If you catch my drift.
Depends on whether anyone takes the bait…
Don’t egg him on!
Just a mention of the stints at QVC (for whom this was made). He was fired
several times for being sarcastic.
.
He also sang in the Baltimore Opera.
.
(click my name for his online resume)
I guess you could say he got… *shafted*? hmm?
You mean *your* online resume!
Are you on the forums?
Funny how many employers will fire you for sarcasm… REAL FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS…
That’s the only reason I came to look at the comments to see if anyone else thought it was Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs doing the voiceover work … yay
Good call. Have you ever seen the videos of him doing his pitches on QVC ? The hair alone is worth a good belly laugh …
Links, please.
The sausage pun run was on a prior fail, I think.
Click my name for his lava lamp shill.
Holy CRAP he’s young in that vid.
I like the craggy look he has now better though.
Oh yeah, he aged well.. but holy crap he was hot then, too!
I knew as soon as I heard the voice it was Mike. I LOVE him and cannot imagine how hard (no pun intended) it must have been to do that voiceover. I am so glad it was him, and I wasn’t the only one to hear it.
Same here! I could care less about the millionth erection joke I’ve heard, his voice is what caught my attention. I know his career is filled with voice over and hosting work, so I wouldn’t be surprised.
A wunder boner from Mike Rowe? I’ll take some of that!
*swoons*
Oh, BABY!
“In other news, during a hallucination of fish, the famous Mike Rowe used his wonder boner to penetrate Mike Litoris”
A “spineless’ wunder boner at that
So its the “Mike Rowe Wonder Boner”? Most people would want a full size one…
Great. Like I don’t think about Mike Rowe’s Wunder Boner enough already.
It’s amazing to hear how people start
o dirty jobs. I geddit.
i was going to say something nasty about how americans always steal good tv
ideas from the uk… but decided in the xmas spirit not to. aren’t I good???
and even more disappointing in how they finish!
yeah it’s definitely Mike Rowe…everyone has to start somewhere I guess?!?
I’m sure it’s Mike Rowe, he did a lot of this kind of work before Dirty Jobs, and Deadliest Catch is still a voice-over gig for him. I think with a name like that he should have been a biologist though, then he could have been Mike Rowe, Biologist (microbiologist, ahahaha, I kill me!).
-D
me FTW
Either that or the guy who does the How Its Made show.
I think its Mike Rowe though.
YES!! It sounds exactly like Mike Rowe… hmm… one would think he makes enough money doing the commentary for Deadliest Catch, varios other Discovery Channel shows and being the host of Dirty Jobs…
Oh well, good for him!! LOL!!
It is Mike Rowe.
“The ‘Dirty Jobs’ host back in his QVC days, selling us on the Wunder Boner.” – youtube.com
Hidden Extra Fail: It’s spelled Wounder, not Wunder.
Extra-EXTRA fail! Perhaps you mean “wonder”?
Did you watch how the device works? I’m pretty sure “wounder” is appropriate!
Haha totally agree ;]
haha, good point
Ka ching!
I’m wondering too: “Wunder” is german (for – who would have thought so? – “wonder”). Maybe wonder boner is not free? ^^
yeh lol, u failed in this too, its wonder not wounder OR wunder!!
Anpu does not need the wonder boner. Anpu’s boner is still vastly superior. At least that’s what all the ladies are saying.
Mythological meat.
Yeah, Riiiiiiiight!
The Anpu stuff is rather tiresome and overdone. Perhaps your meds, when given on a more regular basis, will help? Will your parents be home soon?
I didn’t know blow up dolls could talk!
Only to him.
I think they come with several pre-recorded sentences:
1- I like your boner.
2- You do it better than my first husband.
3- Wow, you macho man lasted 7 seconds, I liked it.
4- Today I`d like to wear the strap on again.
5- Wrong hole, but you can go ahead.
The blow up doll had a first husband?
So the current user has a used blow up doll…
Ick. Talk about sloppy seconds. On second thought, don’t.
Oh yuk!
yak
Ahhhh, that brings back memories of another comment thread which resulted in “You were your mums first!?”
Good times, good times.
*tosses Shamwow into ring*
hmmm is this for real? something fishy about it.
I think you could hook yourself up with one of these back in the day, but I doubt it an-Nemo.
Shame. Would’ve made a bait present. They could have charged a rod for it.
its a tough catch, but u can get it on ebay if u really fish around for it
You never know who’s trying to lure you into a scam on Ebay though.
Costs tuna quarter.
Damn! So many mornings I’m like “If only I could think of a good name for this thing”. Who know failblog would provide the answer!
So, you’re saying that every morning you have a fish de-boner, and you’re not sure what to call it?
Failblog has the answer to all of your questions, grasshopper.
Oooh! A Grasshopper?!!
*snatches up scotteh & hooks him through the thorax*
I bet I’ll get a nice Bass with that!
*drinks beer and daydreams of finally using my Wunder Boner!*
I have a question: In a movie theater, which armrest is mine?
If you have my luck the sticky one.
Hope that’s not tartar sauce.
Depends what kind of theater I suppose.
*Burns shirt from last movie visit.*
Just to be on the safe side.
Both!
not the one im using
You can have mine, pumpkin.
If you ask: None.
If you don’t ask: Both.
That’s kinda the point…. in life!
The left. As your right arm will be busy…
someone actually made fishing more phallic, amazing.
ummm, phallic? im confused, what does that mean?
Good idea, horrible name. XD
I thought thats what old men got from 65 on up.
Where’s the fail? It gave me a boner. A wunder boner.
Wunderbar!
wunderwall
Wunderpets
W-Underdog!
Wunderpants!
WunderTwins
Wunderball!
(Anybody remember those old Wonderball commercials?)
i miss those i wunder what happened to them?
Wunderbra?
crap, I missed Bod’s comment….screw it, I have tenure anyway.
True.
Also, positioning fail on my part.
That’s what she…
…no. No, I just can’t do it.
*waves hand in air frantically* Oo oo can I say it then!
george Wunder bush
not so much.
wunderboobs
Wundercats
(happy NY btw)
Thundercats…
Voltron was better.
Shaaaaazaaam!
Wunderbread
Wonderbread!
WunderTwin Powers Activate
Form of the Washington Monument!
Not the Eiffel Tower?
Wunderbra!
Wunderwoman
*Wunders over…*
Why not Better Boner?
There was a Better Boner but the Wunder Boner is new and improved.
Just wait ’till the Super-Delux-Wunder-Boner comes out, oh yeah!
The Ultra-Mega Boner by Ronco was far superior.
That’s why Dick was only halfway inn.
…and you know how? Did he Squat To’let them see?
I think that’ll be the Big-Boner – bigger and longer. Use it all night.
Betty Botter bought a better boner, but it made her beater bitter.
bobby boxed his big black boner
I all ready got one of those in purple
After you’re done ripping the spines out of those fish, they’re perfectly set up so that you can bone them.
That’s how they invented tartar sauce, isn’t it?
I knew there was a reason I found that stuff distasteful.
Are the chunks added during or after stuffing the fish sock??
*barfs in bukkit*
Sorry Dragon. *Holds Dragons hair back and hands her a warm moist rag to wipe her mouth*
OMG that was the single most disgusting comment yet!
Chunks… LMAO!
*bows* Thank you, Thank you!
Aw, thank you, GIWU. It’s a true gentleman who will hold back a woman’s hair while she barfs.
IMO, one of the most caring things a guy can do for a girl. Shows that they care even in the most miserable and grossest moments.
Well, it’s a tie between that and sleeping in the wet spot.
We only do it cuz we know that she’s drunk enuff to “do it”
how many drinks does she need befoer she gives you sum?
The number of drinks needed pales in comparison to the required levels of intelligence needed in the other party. Bobby, if I were you I would consider a deferent approach.
Silly me…thought he was on math teacher fantasies…
i only have one level of intelligence. do you have a deferent number of levels?
hell i’d but that
Would you? Would you but that? You would but a Wunder Boner?
Typing FAIL? Spelling FAIL? You make the call…
Hey, leave the girl alone! She accidentally the boner, and that could happen to anyone.
You accidentally the pun
Really? So, uh, what are you doing tonight?
Would that be a head but?
I wonder if they have a version that works on venison.
It’s called the Bambi Boner.
And of course who can go without the beaver boner. Beaver Fever..Snatch It
That would be the Deer Spear
The Buck F*ck?
Disturbing.
Actually, I found it to be quite turbing. Using it on Squirrels would be Disturbing!
Personally, I was whelmed.
You are gnorant on the subject.
It’s all a little appointing.
I think Dragon was cited.
.
(Sorry DW, no more work refs, I promise!)
You guys are tracting me.
you just sunderstood
It’s noxious.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a boner and he’s yours for a lifetime.
LOL…perfect
*gives Mookie the clap*
BEst. COmment. EVer. I bow to the mistress of wit!
*bows deeply*
It has the added benefit of being true!!
That Shakespeare ref was the jewel on the crown…
ahhhhhhhh….
Poor guy. Boning that trout until the day he dies.
Don’t feel too bad, the majority of them get thrown back because they’re too small.
True. You need to find the size that fits.
Comparison shopping?
Well, the right size fish is important, but you need a boner that fits into it nicely.
It’s the size of the lake.
That comment made it worth reading through the other comments that weren’t so funny as this comment was.
This comment a medal.
My wife would like that.
That’s what he said, but props nonetheless.
Emily? YOUR wife? *confused look*
So Emily lives in Massachusetts? *shrug*
FAIL, i think you mean New Hampshire
no, he means massachusetts. you fail.
New Hampshire doesn’t recognize gay marriage. Massachusetts does. So does Connecticut and (up until the last elections) California.
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments.
B3nd ov3r and I’ll show you my wunder boner.
Sorry. I’ll go bury my head in shame now.
Do it.
ya, bury it in some dirt, really really dirty dirt… with worms and maggots and dead things, like spiders. and mice, icky mice. and, uh, a bird takes a dump on you. while ur stuck. in dirt and shame and mice and spiders and maggots and worms and bird poop.
I’m wondering the same thing, too bad most of the people who post on failblog have nothing better to say than “first”.
did the mustache guy just say “fuck you” or what?
He said “The government is lying, expose the truth!”
In Soviet Russia, Pravda (truth) exposes YOU!
In Europe, I smoked Pravda.
Really? You smoked the newspaper? Did you at least roll some oregano leaves in it?
Ah, tobacco as black as ink. No need for oregano.
Or Panama Red?
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Thanks! It is highly appreciated.
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In Soviet Russia, words misspell yuo!!!
No he said, “what gives?” I heard the same thing until i listened to it 3 times.
EPIC WIN!
…too campy to be on mistake…
Yeah, with a name like that, it’s nice and memorable… particularly if your idea of entertainment is sitting on a boat getting a drunken sunburn.
Works for me.
Is FL0213RZ the license number of your boat?
No, last time I checked it was zɹᄐ⇂ᄅ0lɟ
What happened to your kayak?
It got pwned by Failboat.
Ha, it is racked for the winter.
(NOT upside-down in the bay)
My boat (license FL0213RZ) is also upside down for the winter. We eat dinner on it.
fell in a bukkit, a really deep one.
Your sunburn gets drunk? My sunburns are all teetotalers.
Nice. My buggers say “Let me go wild…”.
I’m not sure I have the dexterity to advance the fish over the device. Is there some other type of boner I could practice that motion on? I can’t imagine it would be very rewarding to just keep repetitively practicing that motion on some type of boner, but I suppose I’d be willing to suck it up.
I’ll see about working one up for you.
Oh Mookie!!! There someone here to see you!
*carefully wedges in a ’s*
And if your Wunder-boner lasts longer than 4 hours………
Powered by u huh? nice
Looks practical. I could use that because I like fish.
You could also use that if you like boners…
Yeah thats Mike Rowe narrating. This is either a spoof/joke or something from his early QVC days. I’m leaning towards the “joke” option
It was from his QVC days, which he treated like a joke anyway.
Can’t be a joke. The thing actually seems to work. Unless they just renamed an existing product, for which someone would like to sue, I’m sure.
Silence! I KILL you!!
Achmed?
No! Don’t say his name. He’s incognito…
Wha…?
…ck?
I saw this on Attack of the Show’s Around the Net 2 weeks ago!
In fact I’ve seen a ton of videos on here that were previously on ATN, almost a week or more before. People are getting lazy!
I used to think that… but then i realized that fails have to be voted on… so it takes some time.
Hmm…I see.
I got a boner after watching this!
If wet, scaly, and spineless is your idea of a good time, go ahead…
Sarah Palin????
Paris Hilton.
London England
Sydney Intercontinental.
Harris Pilfon
Pam Anderson
I want to buy that.
I will sell you 1 for the price of 2.
Love the Walmart wolverine side kick. Nothing says classy like U of M.
Hey, I’m a genuine wolverine, and I’m like a super classy dame.
Krystle?!
every kitchen SHOULD have a wunder boner…..
I’d like to have one in my kitchen, bedroom, living room, attic and basement.
I’d like to have one in my… well, whatever.
I just like having one!
Show off!
Mookie has boner envy!
Not any more. Ever since Fluffy’s been giving out my address, my cup runneth over.
(Heeehaha, very neat double entendre.)
Sorry…but shouldn’t that be a NAME Fail?
I still LOL
There’s more than just the name that’s wrong. Watch it again.
There is a hidden fail at 0:27.
Like…where did you get that wonderboner? Gee bob….go into the tent…and ill explain
I wish I could quit you!
Beans again?
$19.95…
I usually get 5x that much for my Wunder Boners
Maybe so, but the cost of your injections afterward more then make up the difference.
I bet this product would have been huge in Japan…
AQnybody else leaning bag and imaginating Beavis & Butthead watching this comercial?
“Hehehe.. He said ‘boner’ “
Imaginating? You must have gotten your vocabulary from Dubya.
I left my leaning bag in the woods.
Don’t worry about him, he’s just Nobody in the back woods
You know, this commercial is so rednecky I almost forgot the reason it fails was because of the innuendo. ;l
Is anyone else thoroughly unsurprised that such a hilariously bad name obviously slipped by every single person in a marketing department and an advertising agency?
No.
yeah, no.
You, obviously, have never had to deal with a marketing department. They are not exactly Mensa candidates.
Or, maybe they meant for this to happen, because they knew that people would talk about it all over and joke and say, “I’d totally get that.”
I can seriously see them doing that.
If that was their plan, it really worked.
OMG, it’s a conspiracy!!!
Actually… that’s pretty smart.
Fish should be dried 6 hours before deboning?
No no…if it doesn’t debone after four hours, take it to the doctor.
But, you can swing by my place on the way…
Just make sure he uses the extension rod.
haha, You said rod.
Seriously, I would love to buy one as a gag-gift. Maybe that was the genius of the same…. hundreds and thousands of amused fail fans wanting to buy it for fun. I totally would, if I didn’t think that number COULD be a scam… eeee!!!
It’s 6, read the fine print
*facepalm*
*hands over the application to Humo(u)r 101*
*rips up application* I think this is going to require a surgical intervention.
ouch!
I’ll leave you to Mookie’s tender attentions.
I think you just gave me a deboner
I think you just gave me a free cookie.
a 2 week old oatmeal cookie I found under the fridge
IMO, that is where ALL oatmeal cookies belong.
JA!
At least it’s free!
No, its the one that my dog just barfed up.
Oh, I get it. Like the hen with the golden eggs!
And “tender” is relative in this situation.
A condition called “priapism”.
If I had that condition I am not going to the doctor, I am finding me a lady and a bucket of KY, a strong floor-bed-counter top and she better hang on
Now THAT’S a man with a plan.
*ships GIWU a Wunder Boner and Mookie’s address*
Christ on a cracker, Fluffy, quit giving out my address! They’re lining up outside and I’m exhausted!
Oh ok. I never heard the safety word from you, so I continued to send them.
You mean… spudz?
“Christ on a cracker”?
.
What a rye thing to say.
Glad…easy to say but gangrene can be a side effect..
Priapism has potential complications include ischemia, clotting of the
blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood
vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases, the ischemia may result in gangrene,
which could necessitate penis removal.
Maybe the doctor isn’t such a bad idea.
Well THIS fish doesn’t need to be dried… ahem… nevermind.
It doesn’t works. My wife is sad now.
In that sentence, sad = now missing her central nervous system. Am I right?
Heh, how do you figured it out?
Wrong, the wunder boner doesn’t work, so his wife still has her central nervous system so she can be sad.
I would love to see the out-takes. how many time did it take for them to make it through without bustin’ up??? kuddos for the wonder boner guys!
They also spelled “wonder” wrong.
I bet that’s not the first time that guy has had a fish boner in his hands.
Lol
If your boner smells like fish you need to be more selective in your partners, imho.
Also if your boner feels like fish.
My boner felt like pork chops tonight.
This ranks right up there with the “Tiddy Bear” seat belt thing. Grab yourself some tiddy bears and wunder boners and have a partay.
this also wins the award for grossest invention ever
p.s. not sure if “grossest” is a word but oh well
You can add “est” to just about any adjective and get away with it.
You’re the bestest.
I am the greenest?
goodest
Rofl. You are the humorousest.
These comments are ridiculousest.
That’s why I always buy the koshest salt. Nothing but the best!!
You mean Kosherest?
Nah … kosh, kosher, koshest
Those Vorlons, always with the one-upmanship thing.
Ba-dum tish!
Youest canest addest “estest” toest justest aboutest anyest adjectiveest andest getest awayest withest itest.
ZOUNDSest! Blue2thest YOU’REest RIGHTest!
Aww, Bob, you’re the Skwerllyest!
I’m confusedest.
Huh? What’s the joke?
Take my wife. Please.
Yeah the FAIL really are the people deboning fishes the old way.
Man I bet there have been some strange looks from comments like, wife: “how was you weekend camping trip with the guys honey?” husband: “It was great! Steve showed me his Wunder Boner, I got so excited he just up and gave it to me, Todd got a little jealous so Steve told him that he should give him a little time and he would have another and give him one too!” “Isn’t Steve just the greatest! By the end of the trip we were afraid we had used Steve’s Wunder Boner so much that it was going to break in half!” wife: “Yeah Steve does a wonderful boner” husband:” How did you see it before me?” wife: ” Well you remember that weekend you went on that business trip……..”
“it was so tough and strong, we tested it on a few fish at first, torn STRAAAAIGHT through em. Me and Todd couldn’t wait for our turn to try it out! Todd got a little eager though, and jerked it down too fast, huge mess everywhere! Tasted suprisingly good raw.” “yes I was wondering what that smell in your clothes was”
LOL
So why wasn’t THAT the ad??? I’d have bought one to get MY hubby out of my hair for a week……
GladIokeUp… report to management for immediate promotion to copywriter. Stat.
2 boners for the price of one?
same as with asian hookers
No one has said “Bend over and I’ll show you a wunder boner” yet? You all fail…
Mike did – - at 10:24. And it was a wunder! I’m still walking funny…
Ah, he put 3s in instead of Es, my search didn’t pick that up…
You’re searching for a wunder boner? What’s wrong with yourn?
Yeah, double entendre that’s intentionally done with a wink–that’s totally fail. Failblog failers are so eager to shout fail, they throw it at win more often than they do at fail.
Get it straight.
We do suck epically.
Especially with all these wunder boners around.
We suck AND blow.
All insults swallowed.
What a Ham wunder-boner.
That was recorded a day before i was born
It was on my 11th birthday!
the wunder boner helped your dad?
And you still have the dent on your forehead to prove it!
i think the wonder boners a winner
More like the wonder boner’s a weiner…
I don’t know whether or not you meant that sarcastically, but I really think it is a great tool. Sure it has a funny name, but still….
Great product; lousy name.
Oh I get it, a boner is another word for an erect penis.
In other news: Crash report finds that plane was too close to ground.
Wunder Boner ftw
After reading the comments I find that people keep making fish puns…
lol
We can’t help it. We’re all washed up.
It’s always that way here. Ray in, ray out. We haddock make them.
We don’t even try to skate around them.
It’s all just a fluke really.
how many times can they say wunder boner?
Not nearly enough.
I’m having trouble saying that. I can’t seem to get my mouth around it.
Is this for real..?
It’s just a fantasy, whoa-oh-oh-oh,
It’s not the real thing…
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
it’s real!
new fancy name of swb fish bone removal. somebody please buy it….i wanted to buy it, but it turns out my wife did not love it.
http://www.overstock.com/Sports-Toys/SWB-Fish-Bone-Removal-Tool-Set-of-2/3432811/product.html
She was probably hoping for the cock-in-a-box.
you know, even if the name is miraculously hilarious, it looks pretty handy. I’ve decided to say nothing else in favor of the Wunder-Boner though, because i don’t want to risk saying something funny.
You have nothing to worry about.
whow, i feel a strong need for a real wunder-boner!
were they just really horny when deciding what to name it?
The perfect Valentines gift!
If some guy bought this for me, I’d use it. Once.
I think he uses master bait to catch the fish.
Only through his master bait was he able to make use of his wonder boner
Is that Mike Rowe doing the first voice over?
No.
Mike who?
I think it’s Wilford Brimley. In fact, I’m sure it is.
Haha… tell me you’re joking. It’s clearly James Garner.
No way! I know this because I once had sex with Wilford Brimley, and I can still hear him saying “Take this bone.”
Well I once had a threesome with Mike Rowe and James Garner and… dang. I got nothing. You out-smutted me square and fair, Mookie.
If you look closely at the setting, you will see it’s David Attenborough’s habitat!
He is the master boner after all.
I wish _I_ had a wunder boner in _my_ tackle box.
“my wife would like that” XDXD
Am I the ONLY person who realized the announcer is MIKE ROWE from Dirty Jobs… Also… I soooo want a wunder boner, but I bet my guy can help me out if I really need to debone anything.
The cheese stands alone.
OMG NO WAY!!! Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs??? How did I not realize it???
Maybe because it was mentioned only ten times in this thread before (yes, I counted…) and I need that one last eleventh time to have it sink into my tiny fish brain.
Don’t feel bad, Fluff. I is a slow lerner, to.
Them pills be the loco of the motion
OMG is that Kevin Roberts?
Pahaha… i found it online, it’s a real product. I thought this was one of the SNL spoof commercials at first. Please everyone go get a boner http://www.google.com/products?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=wunder%20boner&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wf
Wow, I’m bone tired.
That is just mind-blowing!
You’ve worked your fingers to the bone tonight! Sweet breams…
that’s a good price for a wunder boner. and yes, this is a real product. sure beats forking the fish.
You could not, should not fork the fish…
What’s worse? Boning or forking?
I can’t remember, Fluff :’( I’ve been single for six months.
*whispers Mookie’s address to the good doc* Don’t tell her I sent you!
It still beats spooning a fish
I suspect, PsychM, that I’d beg to differ, if given my choice of Fish.
Say, where did you get the wonder boner?
FROM THIS FISH
that’s just a good product.
I want a wunder boner.
This is a win in my opinion. This lame commercial got everyone talking about it. That means a lot of people will be buying this product.
Wow, $19.95? You can get one for free just by looking around the internet!
$19.95…Viagra not included
Free previews, vagina not included
and just for reference, that’s none other than Mr. Mike “dirty Jobs” Rowe narrating… lol
Boning fish since 1994
LOL< yeah I bet his wife would like a Wonder Boner! LOL
Jes
http://www.anonymity.at.tc
but, more importantly: does it work? i mean for real?
sounds usefull
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the wonder boner seems usefull although pointless to buy.
Ribbed for her pleasure!
Tickle me Elmo!
Happy New Year 2009 from failblog.org
rofl “my wife would love that”
wonder boner XD
Nineteen dollars for a bent coat hanger… how spineless!
I could have gone my whole life without seeing firsthand how fish are cleaned, but NOOOOOO! Thanks a crapload, failblog.
Mike Rowe WIN!
*push the fish through*
huh huh huh, he said ‘boner’
this was on Attack of the Show’s Around the Net
I used to voice television commercials, and there is no FREAKIN’ way I could’ve got through that one with a straight face…
I believe that there is Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs doing the voice over.
That looks like a wunder winner to me!
Am i the only poor sap who doesn’t get the FAIL on this? Somebody please clarify.
I get that the guy is spineless and stuff, and he probably makes tons of cash showing people fish guts, but whats the fail?
Lol.
I thought for the longest time that that ment lots of love. but now i no. because after a funeral I wrote the lady’s son
Sorry your mom died, LOL
I havn’t heard from them since.
So LOL to all the people of the FAILBLOG world. Feliz navidad!
Very nice…… PENIS!!!!!
…So…many…opportunities…for that’s what she said jokes…
I …must… stop ..myself by… using…all…these.. ellipses.
The more I listen to that commercial the more I think that the narrator of is Mike Rowe, the guy from “Dirty Jobs” on the Discovery Channel.
PHA PHA PHA PHA PHAIL.
Lol, who came up with that name again???
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
The Wunder Boner makes me feel horny…
Is this product for real? LOL! I have never heard of it before. It could be a girl’s best friend—this Wonder Boner, hahahahah! For those lonely nights… What were they thinking when they named this product? I guess calling it the wonder de-boner would not have been as much fun. Hmmmm… a wonder de-boner, that could ALSO be a girl’s best friend, for when the boyfriend gets in trouble! Maybe a product Bobbit could have used when she bobbed her hubby! AHAHHHAHAHAHH!
Lol…Nice name. And when i checked out this vid, there were 2009 votes! In 2009! Gasp! Where can i get a wunder boner?
just call:0
“My wife would like that.”
FAIL
wow!
every kitchen should have a wunder boner!!!
I threw up all over my keyboard.
Why do they use the german word for miracle (Wunder) in an english ad?
as many times as i’ve had to clean and de-bone fish, this would be very handy. it’s just the idiot who named it should be shot with a failgun.
The one thing that I don’t like about these being fails is that the commercials were recorded years before their names started being commonly used as sexual slang.
Still funny, though.
“Years before”? Sheesh! That euphemism has been around since before Mike Rowe was even born.
Did anyone else notice that every shot of the thing being used shows it right in front of a man’s zipper? As he slides his hands down the slippery deal?
i think i no were he got it
Best for fishermen all alone in the wild away from their wives…
a Boner
I used to work at the “As seen on TV” store in the mall, and I tried to stick every female customer I saw with the “Wunder Boner”.
that fish gave me a wonder boner
LOL. It says it has 30 day money back guarantee but says allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Plus the ‘my wife would like that’ and other things. I would probably guess it wouldnt remove all the bones either. See when he pulled it out.
It’s a pretty good idea… just give it a different name… and it will work!
Is the voice of the narrator Mike Roew? from Dirty Jobs and Deadliest Catch?
The product actually looks useful for preparing fish, but that has to be the most innuendo filled commercial I have ever seen.
I am ashamed that one of the men is wearing a University of Michigan hat.
I always have a wonder boner
Mike Rowe is ultimate w1n!
looks like a WIN to me.
That’s gruesome!
Imagine something like that for humans – Pure evil
Mike Rowe?…..
You will ask yourself how did I ever get along without my boner?
eeww that’s disgusting
Houde, Houde, Houde! To late, but hungry
laugh out loud! Nuff said.
DUDE!! Is that Mike Rowe doing the voice over? Towards the end it doesn’t sound as much like him. Maybe he has a creepy younger brother or something o.O
that looks pretty good. I want one of those.
fail or snl?
tried to call the number, but we received a dial up connection.
“so, where did u get the wunder boner?”
“FUNNY U SHOULD ASK!”
ROFLMAOLOL
Yes, it is Mike Rowe.
His wife would like that.
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Literally, LOL.
That was funny as hell
last !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last!!!!
Its so perfect its hard to belive
ROFLMAO I PISSED MYSELF WHEN HE SAID “MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT”
lol that is the funniest shit ever but wait… half off your boner? i agree with richard.
before i saw that, I HAD a wonder boner.
Cool product, baaaad choice of a name…
Oh, sorry. http://www.google.com.au/search?q=define%3 <—[word you're not sure of here]