*BrittaniCa… starting the new year off with my head in a bukkit, I see… *sigh* I’d blame it on the alcohol, but I didn’t drink nearly enough last night for that…
Oh! Also, as per a discussion yesterday, here is a New Year’s present for everyone, courtesy the Admiral a while back. If you click on a post you want to read in the recent posts, and the comments are over 200, it won’t take you to it, as you know. So wait until the link fails, then type ?cp=all between the slash and the #.
basketball-fail-2/>RIGHT HERE< #comment-226086
dam, now the failures at fail blog will fix that and then the comments will fail.
anyway, this picture has inspired me to change my name from kraig to kkkraig.
Thanks, keshet, I truly appreciate the sentiment. However, I don’t think driving a firetruck after drinking is too good an idea. I’ll just hold on to this ’till tomorrow if that’s okay with you.
Yay! Where did you come from, Benny?!
“Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction,
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction”
Yup, got the memo….
I immediately filled my scripts for 90 days of Xanax and Prozac.
With 2 each of those in me I’d be able to “do tea” with Michelle and Hillary whilst Barrack and Bill sing socialist propaganda songs in the background.
Oooooo! Aw, did I hurt someone’s feelings as I uttered my mild distaste for standard Liberal Democratic Party principles? At least I’m honest and don’t have to resort to dredging put downs from the past.
You weren’t so o-o-o-original, douchebag. Couldn’t even come up with something more than ONE letter for a username? Back to first grade with you, you pedantic troll.
1. Better yet, since you obviously know better than I, how about you school me on why you WEREN’T pedantic. I’m not sorry that I actually possess a vocabulary, nor that I use it.
2. I appreciate the vote for Mayor of Trolltown, and as far as being village idiot, I agree. I am, by no means, as perfect as you. If I were, I’d understand why you chose to attack Katy. She at least tried to be humorous, while you were just downright mean and trollish.
3. Yes, I do have a lot of comments on here. I’m sitting at a desk with nothing to do today, since my little slice of the world is vacant of its normal workforce, thus not many people calling for assistance, nor burning popcorn to set off the smoke detectors as usual. Boredom leads to multiple comments, which apparently leads to irritating you. Deal with it.
*HUGS* to you all!!! Thanks for the call there, Ry, it would be the only one we’ve had today… but at least I got my hour on the elliptical in. I can’t believe they pay me to do this job!!!
.
The not pumping your own gas thing? Second stupidest law ever, courtesy of the home of stupid laws.
Jesus H. I leave for a couple of hours and come back to find I attracted a troll!
To J: So sorry you felt that my comment wasn’t clever. In the future, I will do my best to make sure that your sense of humor is appeased. In fact, from now on I will put a post-it on my computer to remind me of that before making a post.
Yeah. I’m a troll. What of it? I trolled the hell out of you and Lunchbox and had a trolling good time. And I will troll you again — maybe my name will be Q, maybe S. I haven’t decided yet.
Just knowing that Lunchbox is sitting in his cubicle stewing and you are doing whatever it is that you do (while stewing) made this the best New Years’ Day ever!
Actually, thank all of you for the good times. Happy new year (tips hat twice and laughs maniacally)!
IBKC, I see you are still using my tattoo as a design on your website.
Since you just took the design without having the decency to ask if you could use it, I would appreciate it if you would take it down. It is my own personal design and it was not cool of you to just take it.
I don’t usually get involved in these little squabbles, but you are wrong about LB. Lunchbox is actually a BIG man. He’s a BMOC. Also, I’m certain he knows the definition of “pedantic.” He is just defending our good friend, katy, whom you attacked without provocation.
Look, lunchbox. I was being ironic. Your use of “pedantic” in the first instance was clearly improper. You wanted to use a big word to knock me and you did, sort of.
By schooling you on your improper use of “pedantic”, I realize that I was being pedantic. Just like how I am being pedantic right now in explaining irony. This is pedantic, that was not.
I don’t really know how many more levels of pedanticiam and irony I can dish out, here.
Mookie: “attacked without provocation”? Yes, I beat her about the head and neck to the point of near hospitalization. I was like a madman.
Well, Hitler and Goering actually met at a Berlin comedy club at open mike night. Hitler did a lot of the observational humor and Goering was the comedian that did the funny take off songs ala Al Yankovic. (Obviously Yankovic stole Goering’s material)
i love how these people post absolutely horrendous posts here on Failblog, where half of the posts are about spelling fails
and they think they’re funny, too
The original human skin color was dark — think of it as the ‘default’ human color. Pale skin is an adaption to Northern climates, where it was useful in absorbing enough of the scarcer rays of sun needed to make Vitamin D.
So, us melanin-deficient folks are the mutants.
P.S. Anyone proud of being white must not have much to be proud of.
I don’t “get it”; not in the least, no.
… and Avis done nailed it fer ya.
May life experience shatter ignorance, obviously quite calcified, for the benefit of yourself and others.
But I am right, and you know it. The university I attend has several black frats, but what do you think would would happen if I started a white frat? How is one more racist than the other? See the double standard? That is the real problem.
Me: scroll down, there’s a little note for you.
Avis, I think you’re wasting your efforts. Bigotry and hate are bred into people from the beginning, it’s not something they chose (yes, I know from experience). It takes a stronger person to chose NOT to be a racist. The true moral character of a person is evident in their beliefs, when it comes to this subject… those that are racists seem a little lower on the morality food-chain.
Sure I am. I have yet to hear a decent rebuttal the may mention of the current double-standard when it comes to racism. That is because, in modern America, a black person, or any other racial minority, would never be accused of racism against a white person.
To anyone who thinks I am really racist, you really need to learn to take what you read online with a grain of salt. I do not actually think white people are superior. My comment about being “further evolved” was intended to be humorous. (My second racist comment was just to piss you all off.) Really, it should be no more offensive than the comment before mine, which essentially called white people inferior mutants. Both comments were meant to be taken as jokes, and should be taken as such.
I suggest you stop complaining about “bigotry” and “morality” and understand that not everything is to be taken seriously, especially comments on a humor blog.
I hope you had as much fun feeding the troll as I did trolling. Have a nice day!
I love how you are trying to stop racism on the Internet. Maybe instead you should try stop salt in the ocean. It would be a lot easier. And more useful.
If it hasn’t already occurred to you: No one is trying to stop racism on the internet, at least none of us. You are welcome, as the Constitution of the United States says, to think anything you want. However, we don’t have to agree with you, nor do we have to accept your views or opinions. That is the very essence of free speech.
Perhaps the point is that none of us wish to participate in your bigotry or hatespeech. There are plenty of forums where you are welcome to air your views, this is not one of them. We are not tolerant of racism, just as we are not tolerant of stereotyping in general. Hang around here long enough, you’ll see people get flamed for being ignorant on many different levels. If you want to spout hateful, ignorant comments, then you should be prepared to deal with the repercussions.
Be glad you’re not in China, or any number of other countries, where the government shows up at your home to place you under arrest for speech such as you have demonstrated here. Personally, I wish you WERE.
I dunno about you all, but it seems every time the fail even remotely questions racism, they come out of the woodwork. I find it very sad that in today’s day and age, hatred is still so deeply rooted around the world.
Just as the United States progresses a little, the bigots drag us back into the gutter.
(Just in case any of you think I’m hating on the US, I use that example because it’s what I know. I wouldn’t dare speak for the rest of the world in this context.)
*blushes*
Well, my friend, I do have somewhat of an idea. If the internet is any indication of where society, as a whole, is going, the english language is toast. I suspect many other languages are suffering the same, as well.
As for your town, I recall you live in Chicago? I have very little desire to live somewhere that cold. I only still live in the Northeast under protest- my Fiance and her family are here, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon… I dream of warmer places like, say, Hawaii?
It does get cold here, this is true. I’m not all that crazy about the weather here myself. I dream of New Mexico. Even thought the exact area I plan on moving to is in the mountains, and therefore quite cold. Besides, the cold just makes it more fun to snuggle.
… and the world just got a little smaller. I grew up in Taos, NM, until I was 11. I was just there last November, and I truly love it there. My mom still lives there, too. If only there was a place for me to transfer too, I’d go back. The cold is so much different there.
Oh, and you’re absolutely right about snuggling! Nothing better than a warm fire and a warm somebody, on those cold nights!!!
If you read my last posts at my site you’ll see that I could have used a warm body to snuggle up to while in CO. Not that the family would have allowed THAT to happen.
It is not unusual for women of the Ku Klux Klan to knit Klan clothes for their husbands’ Anyone could grab one of those items and bring it in to a clothing store such as this. A lot of people bring stuff in to return to the store. The person would blend in with those people.
A few years ago I learned, much to my dismay, that
my maternal grandparents were genuine members of
the KKK. To this day I want to apologize to every black
person I know, knew, work(ed) with, etc.
.
I still can’t get over it. And thank goodness I’m
relatively anonymous on the intertubes. Confession
is good for the soul.
First let me say: I DO NOT APPROVE! But I know people who would still wear that thing just because of what it says. There are still some sick people in this world.
does it have a large hood?
…that’s what she said?
3RDZOMGLOL!!!
4RD
Fail humor
Rule Brittania.
Brittania rules the waves.
Don’t forget the encyclopedias, Brittania rules them too…
*BrittaniCa… starting the new year off with my head in a bukkit, I see… *sigh* I’d blame it on the alcohol, but I didn’t drink nearly enough last night for that…
I drank enough for both of us.
You mean you…*hic!*….stopped??
Stopping is a bad idea. As long as you keep drinking, you can’t get a hangover. Wait, is that alcoholic reasoning?
It is, and it’s why I’m drinking Danish malt liquor right now, at noon.
Oh! Also, as per a discussion yesterday, here is a New Year’s present for everyone, courtesy the Admiral a while back. If you click on a post you want to read in the recent posts, and the comments are over 200, it won’t take you to it, as you know. So wait until the link fails, then type ?cp=all between the slash and the #.
basketball-fail-2/>RIGHT HERE< #comment-226086
fail
It’s good that you accept this about yourself. Now you can move on.
That is a wonderful present
Isn’t it, though? I was soooo happy when my admirable Admiral showed us how to do that.
dam, now the failures at fail blog will fix that and then the comments will fail.
anyway, this picture has inspired me to change my name from kraig to kkkraig.
Kraig, would you like an “n”? You seem to have lost one.
an “n”? im confused, i dont believe ive lost any “n”’s recently…
plz xplain
So you were referring to a dam, which holds back water?
Also, you seem to have misplaced a few apostrophes as well.
thnx teechur!wat u gonna due? put mi in sum dam detension?
I believe, too, kkkraig has lost his shift key on his abacus type computer
coyote DREAMS of an abacus. His computer is a dead skunk with a mouse tied to it.
No, he was talking to me.
Yeah!
*hands Lunchbox a drink*
Just trying to help.
Thanks, keshet, I truly appreciate the sentiment. However, I don’t think driving a firetruck after drinking is too good an idea. I’ll just hold on to this ’till tomorrow if that’s okay with you.
Wow! You’re a Firetruck Driver?!! *swoons*
I bet you gotta big hose!
*toescrapedirt*
Aw, shucks… it’s not THAT big… well, okay, it is… still…
Lunchbox, I’m a dispatcher! I looooove me some firefighters
Katy, if you’re a dispatcher, then send some work my way! I’m getting paid way too much money to do absolutely nothing on Failblog all day!
No, dear, that’s Britannica. Britannia rules the skies.
Oops, I accidenty my double letters. *jumps in bukkit with LB*
♬
There’s a party at ground zero,
a ‘B’ movie starring you,
and the world will turn
to flowing bukkit stew
first
Special ed Fred
Yay! Where did you come from, Benny?!
“Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction,
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction”
No no…you’re supposed to be FUZZ when you sing that!
Sheesh…can’t you keep your personalities straight?
whoops
?
4rd? “Just a tiny flaw”
i LOL’d
i LLO’d
‘idoLL
dLo’iL
lli’do
‘oldoi
I think it was what he asked
Awesome!
What store was that? Need to check it out for other goodies.
Could I have one in black?
no
they spell clan wrong, silly whities
What about Blue?
Berg, where are your manners? Sorry, loyal customer, we don’t have any. But you can b3nd ov3r and show you one we DO have in black!
lol ‘not quite perfect’
yay, i’m not the only one to notice that
That’s really what makes the fail.
Exactly. I wonder if that’s the reason it is in that section?
I also lol’d at the fine print that says “Tiny flaws, Huge savings!”
Tiny Flaws, Huge Savings
Kelvin Klein Klub Team Hoodie WIN
Krunchy,krunchy,krunchy.
krusty khe klown
Kris K. Kringle. C’mon people, can’t you see it’s for Santa’s little kid? Where are your minds???
Kris Kringle Kiddie line
Kris Kristofferson Kamasutra line
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon…
♪Lovin’ would be easy if your colors were like my dream… ♪
.
*is groovin a tad while rinsing the glass*
Kim Kardashian Kilts…get a free burning cross with purchase
Kool Kidz Klub,
Shocked that this hasn’t been said yet.
Kids of the Killer Kingler
Konservative Khristian Koalition?
kiki ky
WIN!
Now lets go to a rap concert.
Where can you buy them?
You can get it from Lands’ End. I reconize the sign.
LOL that’s pretty funny.
I should buy this jacket
I don’t think you’ll need a jacket in hell
Didn’t you get the memo? It officially froze over on November 4th, 2008.
And there was much rejoicing.
and Obama went snowboarding
I thought he and an intern went “snowballing”???
Yup, got the memo….
I immediately filled my scripts for 90 days of Xanax and Prozac.
With 2 each of those in me I’d be able to “do tea” with Michelle and Hillary whilst Barrack and Bill sing socialist propaganda songs in the background.
Whatsamatta Rush? Your oxy supplier get pinched?
Oooooo! Aw, did I hurt someone’s feelings as I uttered my mild distaste for standard Liberal Democratic Party principles? At least I’m honest and don’t have to resort to dredging put downs from the past.
By mentioning your hatred of Bill and Hillary? Mmmhmm.
Yeah my summer home down there froze over.
Yeah, they’re going cheap. Apparently the US has been getting over that guff lately…
Kris Kringle is a bigot? I am so disillusioned.
ROFL, I just made a Kringle comment, only to scroll down and find yours… I love the way you think, Mookie! Happy New Day!
*hugs* Happy New Day to you, too, LB!!!!! Great minds think alike…
He’s keeping those elves in their natural place… Big Nick is keeping the little people DOWN!
I see nothing wrong with this shirt…
(see my name)
that wasn’t so k-k-klever
You weren’t so o-o-o-original, douchebag. Couldn’t even come up with something more than ONE letter for a username? Back to first grade with you, you pedantic troll.
That’s no troll; that’s The Artist Formerly Known As “I.”
“…like the kind you find in a secondhand store…”
*can’t help grooving a little*
GAAAA stop it now
how is that pedantic? you should only use words that you actually know, little man.
And troll? Man, you have a comment posted in response to every other comment on here. You are both the mayor and village idiot of trolltown.
1. Better yet, since you obviously know better than I, how about you school me on why you WEREN’T pedantic. I’m not sorry that I actually possess a vocabulary, nor that I use it.
2. I appreciate the vote for Mayor of Trolltown, and as far as being village idiot, I agree. I am, by no means, as perfect as you. If I were, I’d understand why you chose to attack Katy. She at least tried to be humorous, while you were just downright mean and trollish.
3. Yes, I do have a lot of comments on here. I’m sitting at a desk with nothing to do today, since my little slice of the world is vacant of its normal workforce, thus not many people calling for assistance, nor burning popcorn to set off the smoke detectors as usual. Boredom leads to multiple comments, which apparently leads to irritating you. Deal with it.
Hee…! Could you irritate him some more? It’s very entertaining, you know.
Happy New Day, my dear friend!
*hug*
*burns popcorn and calls NJ 911*
911!! Why, did you pump your own gas??
*HUGS* to you all!!! Thanks for the call there, Ry, it would be the only one we’ve had today… but at least I got my hour on the elliptical in. I can’t believe they pay me to do this job!!!
.
The not pumping your own gas thing? Second stupidest law ever, courtesy of the home of stupid laws.
I really can’t get over how the entire state won’t let you turn left, either.
And thus arrives the first most stupid law ever, the ‘jughandle’. I miss driving in California.
I also enjoy how it’s free to GO to Jersey, but the toll is four dollars if you want to go back to Philadelphia.
It’s a little like the ‘Hotel California’… you can enter, but you can never leave without paying an arm and a leg. I’m on my fourth set of prostheses…
Seriously. But my wooden leg is worth the cheaper booze and cigarettes.
oh no you didnt
*wags finger and shakes head*
Jesus H. I leave for a couple of hours and come back to find I attracted a troll!
To J: So sorry you felt that my comment wasn’t clever. In the future, I will do my best to make sure that your sense of humor is appeased. In fact, from now on I will put a post-it on my computer to remind me of that before making a post.
To LB: *tips hat*
To everyone else: PMS is a b!tch.
Hmmm…do you want a *hug* or a really big stick to beat someone with?
*hugs Kety and then offers her a troll to beat on*
*then hides cuz she misspelled Katy’s name*
Yes please!
*HUG!*
*speaks softly….gives katy a big stick*
Yeah. I’m a troll. What of it? I trolled the hell out of you and Lunchbox and had a trolling good time. And I will troll you again — maybe my name will be Q, maybe S. I haven’t decided yet.
Just knowing that Lunchbox is sitting in his cubicle stewing and you are doing whatever it is that you do (while stewing) made this the best New Years’ Day ever!
Actually, thank all of you for the good times. Happy new year (tips hat twice and laughs maniacally)!
Goodness. I think you vastly overestimate your importance and influence here.
see what i mean?
you…want…to…ignore…the…toll, but…can’t…keep…your…fingers…from…hitting…the…keyboard.
By importance here, as a troll, is defined by your compulsion to respond.
your move, dragonwriter
Just a note, we don’t ALWAYS try to ignore the troll. Sometimes we enjoy baiting them. And boy, did you ever take the bait. Hook, line, and sinker!
funny, i was thinking the same thing.
Um… why?
It kills time.
IBKC, I see you are still using my tattoo as a design on your website.
Since you just took the design without having the decency to ask if you could use it, I would appreciate it if you would take it down. It is my own personal design and it was not cool of you to just take it.
Dragon, I think you are right. I commented on IBKC’s site asking him/her to take it down, as well…
Thanks, sweets…I appreciate it.
I predict your name will be an S.
*moves along*
I don’t usually get involved in these little squabbles, but you are wrong about LB. Lunchbox is actually a BIG man. He’s a BMOC. Also, I’m certain he knows the definition of “pedantic.” He is just defending our good friend, katy, whom you attacked without provocation.
Peace! Don’t be such a hater.
Look, lunchbox. I was being ironic. Your use of “pedantic” in the first instance was clearly improper. You wanted to use a big word to knock me and you did, sort of.
By schooling you on your improper use of “pedantic”, I realize that I was being pedantic. Just like how I am being pedantic right now in explaining irony. This is pedantic, that was not.
I don’t really know how many more levels of pedanticiam and irony I can dish out, here.
Mookie: “attacked without provocation”? Yes, I beat her about the head and neck to the point of near hospitalization. I was like a madman.
God, you guys are pussies.
I like pussies!!!
Meow.
Lick.
*purrrrrrrr*
*smells*
*sniffs*
I will look for the bukkit when this is over.
*circles, tail aloft*
*hands Mookie catnip*
*hands loufail a bone*
Happy New Year. I’d say it in Chinese but i can’t figure out how to type it
Throw the bone away. Puts own bone closer to Mookie.
Um, Lou already has a bone, but thanks…
Wow, we are as one, Lou. *the cat nips*
Dirty minds think alike
Practice makes perfect!
新年快樂
… to all.
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering.
There is a crack in everything,
That’s how the light gets in.
It’s so romantic when you talk like that… *sigh* But, you know what wuld make this evening perfect???? A fish….
Run, fluffy, run!
You rang?
*shows Fluffy to a comfortable seat in front of the fire* Lou, why don’t you fix Fluffy one of your “special” drinks…
I see that you have space on your jacuzzi bowl for a cougar and a catdog? We
It will be tight for all of us three, but we will be comfortable
Put yourselves comfortable, I am preparing those dry martinis you asked for.
Uh, don’t forget your special ingredient… *puts on gas mask*
cloroffresh lime juice, you mean?Do not worry, I am not forgetting.
*winks*
Sounds scandalous!
so much for keeping these two preoccupied.
*rolls eyes*
*rolls the bones*
Where’d ya get the eyes, crazy? Did they belong to a troll?
You are what you eat.
i. love. you.
Hay, I am not a pussy. I am a catdog (or was it a dogcat?)
old macs used to have a dogcow
I wrong shirt nothing with this see…
(name my sea)
.
Happy New Year, Katy!
(Adriatic)
Hope you have a great one!
.
Happy New Year, Lunchbox!!
(Mediterranean)
.
Danke, and for you as well!
(Arafura)
.
Kaadinchey La, enjoy!
(Black)
.
Whoops! Perhaps (Arctic) would be better for this particular fail…
.
Appreciate it!
(*sees Red*)
Oh, wait, I forgot you were talking about the Sea… *floats on*
(Caspian)
*pops in DVD of latest Narnia movie*
(Aral the seas named yet?)
(That has no Bering on the issue here.)
That was straight funny.
(Dead)
.
.
Feuerwerkszauber An der Silvesterfeier
Obviously there isn’t any problem with this jacket, just for the lower-graded people.
Racism against racists? Is that allowed?
I will never understand black people. THE NATURAL SKIN COLOR IS THE WHITE. Why people can’t comprehend it?!
Ur joking…right?…
I’m pretty sure he was joking. Unless he’s Bill O’Reilly.
I second that ;o
Bullshit. Everyone is PINK in the middle. You are a major failure at life if you truly believe that. Racism is the product of FEAR.
Please tell me he was joking?????
Have you met many nazis with a sense of humor?
And whether he was joking or not…it was NOT cool and NOT funny.
But I guarantee he thought he was both.
Well, Hitler and Goering actually met at a Berlin comedy club at open mike night. Hitler did a lot of the observational humor and Goering was the comedian that did the funny take off songs ala Al Yankovic. (Obviously Yankovic stole Goering’s material)
Why people can’t speak good!? I gots speakin teach class!
i love how these people post absolutely horrendous posts here on Failblog, where half of the posts are about spelling fails
and they think they’re funny, too
was that a slam on me? cause i was saying something similar
Yep fluff, it’s okay, and it’s called ‘trollism’. It’s been accepted and will be up in urban dictionary in the next few days, lol.
Eww, then I read some of the comments. Ick.
*hands DrB some mouthwash* Here, rinse and spit, you’ll feel better.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
That’s why I like to go through life being blissfully unobservant.
That’s smart, I always click links that lead me to furry porn.
Oy. Yiffing sites.
Scary.
*skritch*
Clicky namey thingy test
I can’t believe they’re selling these cheaply. Mine feels so much less special, now.
But your hood has no flaw, I’ve seen pictures. This one does.
From what I hear, both of you have a little man under your hoods. Tell him to behave this year, won’t you? He’s caused enough havoc for a while…
i thought it was the battery powered boat motor making all that noise.
Battery Powered = Yes
Making the Noise = Me
You’re battery powered??
*Is impressed*
He’s a small wonder.
They’re selling burning crosses in the next aisle.
Is that the same aisle as the extinguishers? I hear they’re selling those, too.
No the extinguishers are next to the nooses and “How to blame rape on a black guy and get away with it” book section.
That is a good book, I recommend it to all of you.
Ew. I think that comment belongs up there^ with Panzer’s.
‘Scuse me, but my skin just crawled clear off my body…brb.
Click my name thingy works. I love the look on the black lady’s face….
“Not quite perfect” so true
Tiny Flaws, Huge Savings!
I KaN hAz FascIST?????
LAST! Good one
KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA!!!
i love that sorority house
Aren’t they the slutty ones with the PINK slogan on theirs asses?
Or KKK, but the fun one!
“Honey, does this go with my hatred?”
“Sweetie, try not to get it dirty. The tar and feathers are a b*tch to get out in the laundry”.
Yes, it matches, but your hatred makes your butt look big.
Hatred will make anyone look ugly.
My lipstick makes me look fat AND racist.
funny, lipstick makes me look like a draggqueen
The original human skin color was dark — think of it as the ‘default’ human color. Pale skin is an adaption to Northern climates, where it was useful in absorbing enough of the scarcer rays of sun needed to make Vitamin D.
So, us melanin-deficient folks are the mutants.
P.S. Anyone proud of being white must not have much to be proud of.
That’s a decent hypothesis, but it assumes that evolution is fact (creationism is not the only other option). Not defending pride, btw.
Are you talking about aliens creating the human race, medicat?
Obviously he’s talking about the Flying Spaghetti Monster creating meatballs.
Or possiblly Xenu creating the Earth 10,000 years ago?
Yar! FSM Rules My Life!
The invisible pink unicorn rules mine.
Is that also available at Adam & Eve? or http://www.goodvibrations.com?
It’s all about http://www.blowfish.com, LB.
more like aliens actually being the human race … yes
Hey! Everyone loves Wienerschnitzel. We can be proud of that.
Well that must explain all the blue eyed blond inuit we see.
Actually, whites should be proud. It is called being further evolved.
Increased ability to produce Vitamin D is good thing, is it not?
w. t. f.
Agreed.
You don’t get it? You must be either black or Mexican.
I think we are human, something you obviously don’t understand.
I don’t “get it”; not in the least, no.
… and Avis done nailed it fer ya.
May life experience shatter ignorance, obviously quite calcified, for the benefit of yourself and others.
And yes, I intentionally stereotyped your American brand of ignorance, kthxbai.
You can stereotype Americans, but I can’t stereotype African-Americans? And you call me ignorant…
You are a parody of yourself.
But I am right, and you know it. The university I attend has several black frats, but what do you think would would happen if I started a white frat? How is one more racist than the other? See the double standard? That is the real problem.
That is no reason for you to be an ass.
I may be an ass, but I’m an ass with a good point.
No. You’re really not.
Me: scroll down, there’s a little note for you.
Avis, I think you’re wasting your efforts. Bigotry and hate are bred into people from the beginning, it’s not something they chose (yes, I know from experience). It takes a stronger person to chose NOT to be a racist. The true moral character of a person is evident in their beliefs, when it comes to this subject… those that are racists seem a little lower on the morality food-chain.
Sure I am. I have yet to hear a decent rebuttal the may mention of the current double-standard when it comes to racism. That is because, in modern America, a black person, or any other racial minority, would never be accused of racism against a white person.
To anyone who thinks I am really racist, you really need to learn to take what you read online with a grain of salt. I do not actually think white people are superior. My comment about being “further evolved” was intended to be humorous. (My second racist comment was just to piss you all off.) Really, it should be no more offensive than the comment before mine, which essentially called white people inferior mutants. Both comments were meant to be taken as jokes, and should be taken as such.
I suggest you stop complaining about “bigotry” and “morality” and understand that not everything is to be taken seriously, especially comments on a humor blog.
I hope you had as much fun feeding the troll as I did trolling. Have a nice day!
*slaps “me” hard across the face*
What…? I was just trying to be funny.
I love how you are trying to stop racism on the Internet. Maybe instead you should try stop salt in the ocean. It would be a lot easier. And more useful.
If it hasn’t already occurred to you: No one is trying to stop racism on the internet, at least none of us. You are welcome, as the Constitution of the United States says, to think anything you want. However, we don’t have to agree with you, nor do we have to accept your views or opinions. That is the very essence of free speech.
Perhaps the point is that none of us wish to participate in your bigotry or hatespeech. There are plenty of forums where you are welcome to air your views, this is not one of them. We are not tolerant of racism, just as we are not tolerant of stereotyping in general. Hang around here long enough, you’ll see people get flamed for being ignorant on many different levels. If you want to spout hateful, ignorant comments, then you should be prepared to deal with the repercussions.
Be glad you’re not in China, or any number of other countries, where the government shows up at your home to place you under arrest for speech such as you have demonstrated here. Personally, I wish you WERE.
*hug*
You know I just fell a little bit more in love with you, right?
*grin*
*hug*
Indeed I do. Rare form tonight, I guess, to get you twice in one evening.
Me too!
*sigh*
You two keep this up, and my face is going to be permanently blushed… not to mention being stuck in this goofy grin.
… and on that note, it’s midnight, and I’m off to slumberland. Sleep well, my friends, and happier days to come shall be yours.
*hugs*
G’night, darlin’. Sweet dreams.
Good night Lunchbox, with any luck, I’ll dream of well spoken firemen.
haha…Racism WIN! sails EPIC FAIL!
its funy because its true.
You’re funy NOT
dildotante is on his PMS day today
Dilly, if you want, I can make this guy’s skin match his avatar. Just say the word.
What in the world is going on with FB today? Where are all these haters coming from? *sings Kumbaya, rubs stuffed bunny’s ear frantically*
OW!!
Um…that wasn’t the bunny ear, sweetie.
Oops! My bad!
Hee!
I dunno about you all, but it seems every time the fail even remotely questions racism, they come out of the woodwork. I find it very sad that in today’s day and age, hatred is still so deeply rooted around the world.
Just as the United States progresses a little, the bigots drag us back into the gutter.
(Just in case any of you think I’m hating on the US, I use that example because it’s what I know. I wouldn’t dare speak for the rest of the world in this context.)
Could you please be single, and live in my town?
You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find ANYONE who is half as well spoken as you.
Avis, I fall a little bit in love with him whenever he does this, too.
*blushes*
Well, my friend, I do have somewhat of an idea. If the internet is any indication of where society, as a whole, is going, the english language is toast. I suspect many other languages are suffering the same, as well.
As for your town, I recall you live in Chicago? I have very little desire to live somewhere that cold. I only still live in the Northeast under protest- my Fiance and her family are here, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon… I dream of warmer places like, say, Hawaii?
It does get cold here, this is true. I’m not all that crazy about the weather here myself. I dream of New Mexico. Even thought the exact area I plan on moving to is in the mountains, and therefore quite cold. Besides, the cold just makes it more fun to snuggle.
… and the world just got a little smaller. I grew up in Taos, NM, until I was 11. I was just there last November, and I truly love it there. My mom still lives there, too. If only there was a place for me to transfer too, I’d go back. The cold is so much different there.
Oh, and you’re absolutely right about snuggling! Nothing better than a warm fire and a warm somebody, on those cold nights!!!
*used to live in Albuquerque*
If you read my last posts at my site you’ll see that I could have used a warm body to snuggle up to while in CO. Not that the family would have allowed THAT to happen.
Guys? What the hell happened while I was out? I’m a man AND on the rag?
Hey, guys PMS too… just ask my better half!
It’s the uniform for the kappa kappa kappa sorrority from a MadTV skit.
FUNNY!
wtf
Kloo Klux Klan
It is not unusual for women of the Ku Klux Klan to knit Klan clothes for their husbands’ Anyone could grab one of those items and bring it in to a clothing store such as this. A lot of people bring stuff in to return to the store. The person would blend in with those people.
Um, what?
Well, what if your initials are KKK?
Then blame your parents.
Weirdest nazi name news this month:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hitler_cake
friends name is Kelly Kathleen Kealy
A few years ago I learned, much to my dismay, that
my maternal grandparents were genuine members of
the KKK. To this day I want to apologize to every black
person I know, knew, work(ed) with, etc.
.
I still can’t get over it. And thank goodness I’m
relatively anonymous on the intertubes. Confession
is good for the soul.
Oh God… That’s a horrible thing to learn about your family.
Not so much.. My paternal grandfather was a member and it didn’t get to me.
I say live to YOUR best and don’t worry about someone else’s actions 50 years ago.
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wow! is that a store? “Not Quite Perfect” ? I wanna go there just to see more fail shirts XD
Lands End sells their returns in a dept call “Not Quite Perfect”
First let me say: I DO NOT APPROVE! But I know people who would still wear that thing just because of what it says. There are still some sick people in this world.
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I love the “tiny flaws, huge savings” sign.
anyone else notice the “not quite perfect” on the rack, too? FAIILLLL.
Who makes these things? I wonder if they did it on purpose, just for kicks. Or if they even knew that the KKK exists.
actually, probably from the philippines old flag
http://www.philippinecountry.com/philippineflag.html
kool kats cavern
What makes it worse is the sign that says “not quite perfect”…
“tiny flaws, huge savings” – at least they got that right… or something
don’t you love how the company’s name is ‘Not Quite Perfect’!!!!!!!!
Ku Klux Krew
what’s kkk mean?????