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Is it a pu**y buffet?
SECOND!!
Fact: If the first comment doesn’t say “First!”, the first one quoting it will make up for the loss of stupidity.
أول
انت قايل
moo
Knock Knock!
-Who’s there?!?
Interrupting Cow Goes!
Interrupting Cow Goes-? MOOO!
I think the sign is a insult to the BK across the street.
??
oh quit being a troll. if you want to be really proper in your English “second”
could mean “i second that” which i think makes more sense than “i first that”
and yes i know that’s not how it goes in internet chat or whatever the hell
u want to call it but frankly “no one cares” is the point i’m trying to make
What’s a puffy buffet?
No, it’s a punny buffet! Perfect for failblog.
I wouldn’t eat at the putty buffet, it’s a bit sticky.
And the puggy buffet is at the Korean restaurant…
(I’m going to hell for that one, I know. My apologies.)
It’s ok, you couldn’t yelp it.
I don’t know…kinda barking up the wrong tree there.
perv.
LMAO!!!
what
Eh, I have a pug and I’ll let it slide
Holy shit you’ve read bunnicula??
It’s a purry buffet – it’s a Chinese restaurant, after all.
you fucking nerds, its a PUSSY BUFFET
Damn, you’re stupid. Dragon, this guy might not make it through Humor 101.
Definitely not. I’ll put him in the remedial course.
Are you insinuating they serve cat?
meow
bullshit, it’s gotta be a purdy buffet. Now go sit underneath the table or something.
The punky buffet is too anarchist for me.
But its much better than the pukey one… And less smelly.
I don’t get it. What’s so funny about the letter C falling off a sign?
Dude, you WIN!
I second that.
I’ve been there. It’s in Lake City Florida.
Definitely in Lake City, FL. My parents live there and eat at this place all the time.
first!
You completely suck at life.
dude…give the guy a break man, he was only 1 minute behind.
His timeliness is not the issue.
Yeah, it’s his cleanliness. Cleanliness is next to timeliness.
Timeliness is next to truthiness.
And truthiness is next to impossible.
perhaps truthiness is next to panickyness?
It’s next to shittiness.
You. Were. So. Close!!
close on ly counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and government work.
win
Doh!
First FAIL!!!!!!!!!!
Actually second: the first was the sign
or do you just skip to the comments?
YAY! FAIL YAY!
lol– this really belongs on Engrish Funny, though.
Too bad the word “Another” isn’t at the top of that sign.
The funny part is, that in the town of Lake City FL, where this restaurant really is located, they were planning to open a new location. And the sign in the window did say: “Coming Soon, Another Fu King Chinese Restaurant”.
Perfect for this area. All the rest of them could be named … And Another.
“And, then?”
How about “Yes And Another Fu King Chinese Restaurant”
and let’s not forget the restaurant is at exit 69! lol i used to pass it all the time driving up to UF. It’s called something else now, though. I guess they caught on it was a risque name.
I was wondering if this was the same restaurant as the one in Lake City. I’ve been to Lake City over a dozen times (right where I-10 meets I-75) but I’ve never eaten there.
I remember that place! I lived there as a teen! I’ve eaten there!!!!
ROFL
That reminds me of a joke:
“You’re so stupid, you should be a sofa king.”
“Why?”
“Because you’re sofa king stupid!”
“XD!”
“LOL!!”
gah NO U RUINED IT!
it goes like this
(say the next words out loud)
I we Todd did
Me sofa king
We Todd did
say it over and over…and soon u will realize the message lol
The message? You’re We Todd did tool.
My Guitar teacher, who’s part Native American, put a chant on the board that said OWAH TAHFU LIAM and told us it was a chant to encourage snowfall. He told us that it worked best when you did a little dance with it. One guy danced and chanted for about five minutes before he got it.
The funnier parts on your joke were the “XD!” and the “LOL!!”.
I know people who laugh their own jokes, but I think this is the first time I see somebody to do it when they write them.
Me too…! It made me chuckle.
The joke would not get a passing grade in Humo(u)r 101, however.
I laughed! Then Googled Chinese jokes!
I cried! Then Googled knock-knock jokes!
I burped! Then Googled tupperware jokes!
I barked! Then Googled ShamWow jokes!
hahahaha, shamwow.
*ahem!* I sneezed! Then Googled viral jokes!
I vomited! Then Googled Rape jokes!
i ate a cat! Then Googled bathroom jokes
I farted! Then Googled lightbulb jokes!
I rofled then Googled Rabbi jokes
I emitted a foul toxin! then I googled chuck norris jokes!
I had a redbull! Then googled hitler jokes.
I ate a ham! Then I Googled ass jokes!
i put on a pair of toe socks, and then googled computer jokes
I “logged on” to my internet
and then googled Dead baby jokes. Even though I know them all by heart.
(if you don’t get the joke on the top then you need to watch the simpsons.)
I shat a brick! Then I Googled penis jokes!
Nice x-D
Hoh Nee Chinese
all you can eat
So Brian Peppers is now submitting pictures here?
EPIC WIN!
NINETEENTH!!!
DAMN IT!!!
Not First!
Not funny either
So which is it?
Not straight?
Someone accidenty the “C”.
Snork! Well said!
wtf?
Use an action verb. Retard.
They just have stage fever
they want to performing.
LAMO
Lamo lamo duck!
It’s an exotic live sex show with food available.
And the fail is…?
What they do to the donkey after the show’s over.
Why don’t they just call this troll blog?
Is there troll sex to be had too?
*tries to masturbate*
*fails*
Are there any liquid foods to be had as well?
*tries to masticate*
*fails*
Are there any copies to be had as well?
*tries to duplicate*
*fails*
What about deductive reasoning?
*tries to ratiocinate*
*fails*
What about intelligent posting?
*tries to explicate*
*fails*
What about knowledgeable posters?
*tries to interrogate*
*fails*
what about envyus posters?
*tries to spell*
*fails*
what about fraction problems?
*tries to fractionate*
*fails*
what about meatomies?
*tries to ejaculate*
… oh, never mind.
Any run on sentences?
*Tries to punctuate*
*Fails*
Any difficult designs?
*tries to intricate*
*fails*
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1 decent one
Well, yours isn’t the decent one.
An hour later, you’re horny again.
This explains why people always want to go get chinese food.
Also explains the overpopulation in China.
They don’t eat Chinese food in China silly.
Yeah! They eat German food!
To było głupie, osobiście poproszę więcej zdjęć z pindolami.
What’s that? Jimmy fell in the well? You go get Sheriff Miller and I will get Ma! Hurry girl! Hurry!
Riki Tiki Tembo?
Siorbajcie pisiora, kutafony, wygląda na to, że to lubicie. Durne wsiochy, hehe.
Chinese fairy tale Win!
(except I heard it as Tikki-Tikki-Tembo. Used to confuse it with Rikki Tikki Tavi!)
Can we have a separate fail blog for photoshopped ones now?
Yes we have. Those are also called “fashion magazines”.
WIN!!!
Epic win.
I agree. Obvious shop is obvious.
It’s true. And the red part of the sign is red.
communism!
wat
“Wanna eat out tonite?”
“Yeah, let’s go to that Fuking Chinese.”
Ok, kinda new to this site, only been cruising thru for about 2 months now, have a question, and I know I will probably get more smart a$$ answers than real ones, why is it that everytime something like this is posted are people constantly yelling “photoshopped” ? I know at times it is sarcasm in response to peoples actual thinking and posting it’s photoshopped, just wondering.
They are what we call trolls and they are here to ruin everyone else’s fun. Just try to ignore them. And everyone once in a while, tazer them
O, hello mr. cuddles!
*hug*
why the shlizz does mr. cuddles have a tazer?
To put you out of our misery.
I think it’s Cuddles from HTF.
*HTF = Happy Tree Friends*
Hey, mr. cuddles! *hugs also* We missed you.
Because people think this could never happen and because some of them ARE photoshopped.
Some of the trolls are photoshopped?!
FOR SHAME!
My troll just shotopopped.
You’re comment is photoshopped.
People do that because they want to seem smarter than everyone else. “Ha ha, you morons all thought this was real, but I was clever enough to see through it!” But they call shop because something doesn’t seem plausible to them, not because they can actually tell whether it’s been altered. Generally they are too lazy (or stupid) to even type it into Google and find out if it’s real.
I love it when the trolls don’t even bother trying to hide their idiocy…it’s my favorite part.
My favorite part is when they scream just before you taze them in the family jewels.
My favorite part is when the cats come and rape their dead bodies
my favorite part was last night…WITH YUR MOM! ohhhhh.
My favorite part is when they rot in hell.
hate to tell you this is not photoshopped. i drive by it every day on my way to work.
I invented driving.
Your driving is photoshopped.
I work at the photoshop and do drive-bys.
Well, I invented photoshop and I’m going to the drive-in.
I’ll pick up my photoshopped images in the drive-thru.
I invented drive-thrus and photos.
I invented you all!
I invented yur mom OOOOHHH
I invented air, so each time you breathe, I get a nickel!
*crowd gasps*
Pay up!
Not necessarily photoshopped. I know where there is a restaurant with this name. It’s in Lake City, FL. I haven’t lived there in three years so I can’t remember what the sign looks like to say if this is definitely it or not. Doh!
This is the restaurant in Lake City, FL, where I took this photo. Not photoshopped. My original with the EXIF data intact is posted on Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kt/3072722004/
Awesome!! My hubby and I always used to joke about eating the fu_king chinese food. Unfortunately he doesn’t like chinese so we never ate there. I always wanted to just to say that I ate fu_king chinese food
I live in Lake City Florida and yes it actually says that >.<
Haha, I love this place. I used to live in Live Oak. We used to make the drive to go to this place.
yes i will have cat with melons to go please
lolz…
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I’m not clicking on that.
Ah Fu!
LAST at the moment
it looks pretty real
This place is real. This restrant is in Lake City FL. I have bein the place a few times. I love the Lomain, granted I have to tell them no mushrooms. There egg drop spup has a lot flavor.
I live in Lake City FL. I drive by this place everyday. I’ve only eaten here once though
*swaps Wally’s p for an o*
Didn’t have a problem with “bein the place” or “Lomain” or “There egg”?
Grammar nazi.
It’s not “Merely” Chinese food. It’s Fu King Chinese food!!!
Anpu doesn’t like this sign.
lol i thought when i saw this it said fuking chinese restaurant
Good thing you looked again!
Totally a win!
someone accidentally their business name
Action verb. Please.
And there is its sister restaurant in San Francisco, the Phuket Thai Restaurant on Divisadero.
My friend told me he’d seen something like this…looks like he wasn’t lying. XD
ALWAYS ASSUME YOUR FRIENDS ARE LYING
ALWAYS ASSUME YOUR CAT IS MEOWING
ALWAYS ASSUME YOUR LYING FRIENDS NEVER FED THE CAT FOR YOU
Probably not fail. I would expect that the owners were quite aware of the double entendre from day one.
PS There’s a Vietnamese restaurant in Oakland called Pho King…
complete cliche.
Nope, actual location in Lake City FL: http://tinyurl.com/7lmg3r
WAAAUUUGGGH!
I was mailing my friend, and then the site went down and I didn’t save it or anything! Now I have no where to complain. ;_;
Jesus saves. Follow his example.
We have a Chinese restaurant in downtown L.A. called (true)
Won Kok!
Won Ton Kok would be better.
I used to pass by the warehouse of “Hung Gay Enterprises” in Vancouver on my way to work. Sign isn’t there anymore, although the company still is.
Just make sure your Google safe-search is on when you verify that.
i think its a win.
Until the last year or so there was a Chinese restaurant on High Street in Columbus, Ohio… right across from Ohio State. Its name? Wong Gai. God I wish I’d gotten a photo before it closed.
More like…Epic WIN X_x Like “Lets go get some Fu King chinese food.” And then it would be played out in about 1 hour… and move on to “damn dam” jokes. x_x
its actually pronounced FOO KING….. immature morons.
The evidence says otherwise…
Relax, fool king
As kids we used to complain to Mum all the time
“Aww no, not Fu King Chinese food again”.
Wow this is my first time looking at the comments at failblog,why most of you people are offtopic?
people say stuff about the picture then they just talk about random stuff
maybe the comments are fail coz there off topic 0_o
hi! I live in Brazil and i came to ask, please, if i may post some of your pics on my own weblog and translate some of the comments to Portuguese language, with all proper credits to uploaders, posters and commenters. could it be possible? please?
Very grateful;
Tia.
Totally not photo shopped, I have eaten there actually. Wondered how long it would take to get that sign on here.
here ya go, from my own camera:
http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f23/iza1116/?action=view¤t=fuking.jpg
This is the one in Lake City, Fl, right?
I”ve eaten at the fu king it’s pretty good actually
I think this is a WIN!
it’s where i’d go when i wanted some fucking chinese food.
They should name it “Fu Jing” to avoid the misunderstanding.
The one is clearly a WIN!!!
Yesss.
I’ve been here!
tis the name of an area in China.
however, quite gud for american laffs.
hahahahaha…this place has been around since forever….i used to stop there on the way to florida…it’s off I95 in south carolina or so…darlington area?
they have FU KING great food, btw
It’s actually in Lake City, Florida. It’s where I-10 and I-75 meet. It’s one of the most popular rest-stop towns for people heading to Disney or Gainesville.
that one was just waiting for vandals
Fu King
Chinese
OR
FuCking
hinese
haha this is epic fail..
Welcome to our Fu King resteraunt, here’s your Fu King table and your Fu King menus! Wouldja like to hear about our Fu King special!
Oh… and here’s your Fu King kids menu.
ya, FU King chinese restaurants. DAMN YOU!! giving me the shits and what not.
yeah, imagine how much business this restaurant is going to get now by failblog readers. it’s free advertisement!
LMAO your all fucking wrong. This is in Jackson, MS and its a strip club… trust me i’ve lived in this shithole for 19 years…=(
Me love you long time.
Actually, this seems like a win to me…
p.s. It’s in Lake City, FL
They’re located in Late City Florida. I keep calling them just to hear the name of the restaurant.
“Late City Florida”?
…fail
Definitly Lake City Florida. Awesome Food Good Sevice and I fucking miss it!
It’s real to anyone who can read the Chinese characters on the top left and right of the board, they should have transliterated “jing” as it is instead of king
Epic!
I actually live about 30 minutes from that restaurant. LOL
Haha it’s right by my dads work
Gawds…seeing stuff like this makes me miss that town. Almost. Small town Florida has some of the best epic fails indeed
Fu_king Chinese
Anyone want to buy a consonant?
Either there are two of them, or this is the Chinese restaurant off of Route 1, in VA near Falmouth. I drove past it almost every day for a year, always thought it was funny
Oh, those pesky Chinese…
I’ve got one too:
Sofa King (say it out loud and quick and let your parents hear it. It’s not bad)!!
THEY’RE LOOTING THE FU KING!!!
IF I DON’T HAVE A COMMENT IT HAS TO BE BAD.
OMG I FAILED WHILE MAKING FUN OF A FAIL.
Oh my god! That place is right by my dads work we drive by it all the time and piss ourselves laughing everytime we read it.
Alert: lame pun ahead
This food’s Fu King good!
now serving sh it noodles
Lol! Fuking chinese restaraunt!
next to it is the shi-ting takeout
I live 30 minutes from that restaurant. Lmao its Fu King good.
i have a shirt from there cus its funny
takeout