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  1. Exiaa says:

    How do we know this is for fathers day?

  2. Blue2thFairy says:

    This could mean anything…..boooooooooooo

  3. scott says:

    I would call it a brutally honest win.

  4. Blue2thFairy says:

    OMG, the f**king swanson broth pop-up is about to drive me insane. I NEED NO MOIST AND SAVORY STUFFING!!!!!

  5. what says:

    who did the kid marry? lol wtf

  6. Mookie says:

    Happy Baby Daddy Day!

  7. qu0n says:

    At least dad #2 and #3 got a chair. They could have just sat them on a bench and kept quiet.

  8. Michah says:

    who would win in a fight Jesus with excalibur or darth vader with his light saber?

  9. Rose says:

    Is it maybe a book of tattoo designs, with numbers to help you identify which you want?

  10. CindiK says:

    Better than saying your father is a “Number Two” father.

  11. Sonucais says:

    It’s true. My father is #1 and my second father is #2, so this guy must be #3.

  12. Mookie says:

    Who needs a dad when there are so many “uncles” around?

  13. BennyHarassi says:

    This is from the Maury Povich Gift Shop.

    • £υηçhþöχ says:

      ROFLMAO @ the youtube video. NBC10 couldn’t have gotten anyone better to explain why Mayor Nutjob is impacting the neighborhoods in a bad way… I love that TODAY, they announced the opening of the city’s 311 phone line. Just what Philly needs, a phone number to call and bitch about stuff.

  14. Judy says:

    Hi. It’s a little less than an hour until noon, here, on that last day of this year. Is anybody here in next year already? Has anybody been in next year since last year? Or is it still yesterday there? Today is a real page-turner here now! Or will be, later.
    Happy New Year or whatever time period you celebrate.

  15. what says:

    its already 2009 in australia
    ill tell u the future
    ITS DARK

  16. there was really wierd bangs and theres some kind of a ball in the sky thats grey and silver

    • dilettante says:

      I had really weird bangs for a while. The 90s kind of owned us all, stylistically.

      • Dragonwriter says:

        I had feather-bangs (a la Farrah Fawcet) in the early 80s…

        • Marius says:

          Ooo! Charlie’s Angels.

          • Dragonwriter says:

            Yeah, but I was like…twelve. *grin*

            • dilettante says:

              I was 12 in 1991 and thought I looked awesome, but the horrible pictures prove otherwise. At least I didn’t have those bangs that were sprayed straight up three inches into a forehead-shelf.

              • Avis says:

                My 8th grade school picture is a fashion disaster! Crimped hair! Sweatshirt dress with sweatshirt bows! Braces! Ugly glasses, and rubber fish earrings! After that I tried to avoid trendy stuff.

                • medicat says:

                  In my town, all past styles are glorified.
                  Same as the other towns I’ve lived in, actually.
                  What year is it again?

                • dilettante says:

                  OH god. Avis, why did you remind me?! I had wooden platypus earrings and giant Benneton sweaters. And leggings. AND braces. Ugh, I need memory bleach.

                  • Avis says:

                    I have PHOTOS of my fashion crimes! That one though was the wake up call. After that school picture I ended up with a few bad haircuts, but nothing as egregious as the crimped fiasco.
                    *looks for the brain bleach*

                    • neenerneenerneener says:

                      You MUST post that on your blog. How come no recipe this time?

                      *is glad Avis is back*

                      • Avis says:

                        When I can figure out how exactly to post photos I will. I am not at all computer savvy. I didn’t post a recipe ’cause it was a long post and somehow i managed to not cook the entire time I was in CO. And my family usually asks me to at some point.
                        *didn’t know neenerneenerneener even read my blog!*
                        *is happy to find that out*

        • raelalt says:

          I was so out of it in the 70’s, I thought that Farrah Fawcet Major was someone who studied Egyptian plumbing.

          • dilettante says:

            Sure enough, Google has a page on the history of Egyptian plumbing. I don’t know why it still manages to surprise me.

  17. Riov says:

    That 3 is so photoshopped.

  18. Zurack says:

    There can only be 1 number one!

  19. jagenigma says:

    I really hope that there is a New years fail that We could see here tomorrow!!!!

  20. TehRoxzorOfSorts says:

    must have been a couple affairs. drinky drinky doesn’t make a good daddy.

  21. Avis says:

    They really do make greeting cards for everything! This is the card for the mother that’s been married a few times.

  22. Northy says:

    I dunno… I think this suits my father…

    • SANTA says:

      There, there Northy, ol’ Santa will send you a “Pissed Kid’s Guide to Automobile Sabotage” and you can have a New Daddy for Christmas 2009!

  23. Acheron says:

    My mug at work says “Creepy” on it. I always think of it in contrast to a “World’s Greatest Dad” mug.

  24. Airigh says:

    WAAAUUUGGGH!

    I was mailing my friend, and then the site went down and I didn’t save it or anything! Now I have no where to complain. ;_;

  25. Mordeir says:

    There’s a billion fathers out there, #3 is still pretty damn good

  26. Escape says:

    I guess it’s better than being #2 dad.

  27. Sgt. Obvious says:

    Third!

  28. Taylor Blue says:

    That would have worked in my house…when I had a new dad every year!

  29. bobo says:

    This is obviously a JOKE shirt. You know, sarcasm
    You people are in fail mode too often.

  30. Brat's Hats says:

    Is that the parting gift at the end of a Maury “who’s my baby daddy” episode?

  31. Preston says:

    not a fail for a broken home, it would be accurate.

  32. Apathygrrl says:

    Hey, I know that pic!
    It’s from Dairy Queen. A couple years back they came out with a bunch of “gag” cake designs such as “Happy Root Canal”, “Sorry I wrecked your car”, “In-laws coming to visit”, and the “#3 Dad” was one of them. It’s an intentional joke.

  33. KC says:

    This is just a joke, its a design for a Dairy Queen decorated cake for fathers day. not so much a fail, as funny.

  34. Bojanglist says:

    You guys are ridiculous, it is for fathers day, but #3 is for Dale Earnheart, the late NASCAR driver. Any redneck would know that.

  35. Mono says:

    Dale Earnhardt: #3

  36. I have H1N1 says:

    Wow his mom divorced so much times!


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