Comments on: Step One: Cut a hole in the box… http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:45:19 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: YOU FAIL AT LIFE http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-643783 YOU FAIL AT LIFE Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:04:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-643783 oh no u di'int shoe :P oh no u di’int

shoe :P

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-620390 fuzz on the concept Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:08:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-620390 Our Father, who art on a high, Hallow'd be thy weed. Our Father, who art on a high,
Hallow’d be thy weed.

]]> By: adam http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-525411 adam Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:12:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-525411 They suggest that the man's genitals are in the box, hence "cut a hole in the box". They suggest that the man’s genitals are in the box, hence “cut a hole in the box”.

]]> By: Sidekickb0y http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-476912 Sidekickb0y Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:06:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-476912 I would more than likely call it a win....Cuz its my dick in a box I would more than likely call it a win….Cuz its my dick in a box

]]> By: don http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-466195 don Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:08:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-466195 OMG!!!! ITS A DICK IN A BOX!!!!!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_g9Otfm4t4 step 1:cut a hole in a box step 2:put your junk in that box step3: make her open the box OMG!!!! ITS A DICK IN A BOX!!!!!-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_g9Otfm4t4

step 1:cut a hole in a box
step 2:put your junk in that box
step3: make her open the box

]]> By: David http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-461562 David Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:17:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-461562 Step 2: Put your junk it that box... Step 3: Make her open the box. AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!!! It's my dick in a box! Step 2: Put your junk it that box…

Step 3: Make her open the box.

AND THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!

It’s my dick in a box!

]]> By: djacinta http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-414520 djacinta Mon, 11 May 2009 15:02:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-414520 two put your junk in the box two put your junk in the box

]]> By: quiksquirl http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-412379 quiksquirl Sat, 09 May 2009 21:20:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-412379 shut up, nobody cares u say moo shut up, nobody cares u say moo

]]> By: I have H1N1 http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-407888 I have H1N1 Wed, 06 May 2009 22:44:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-407888 she liked that present. she liked that present.

]]> By: kid http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-381531 kid Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:06:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-381531 *sighs* (Doctorphil) *sighs* (Doctorphil)

]]> By: Jon http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-378541 Jon Sun, 19 Apr 2009 05:07:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-378541 It's true; I'm almost positive it was intentional. Warehouse One is famous for their racy ads. One of their radio ads goes like this: Announcer: What goes up ... SFX: ZZZZIP! Announcer: Must come down ... Girl: [Moaning] Ohhh! Once when I was there with my dad, they were playing this pulsating electronica that had this girl singing again and again, "I want to suck on your lollipop". It was kinda awkward. They changed the music when we asked, but that's the way they roll. They're like American Apparel that way -- going for the least common denominator by using sex. It’s true; I’m almost positive it was intentional. Warehouse One is famous for their racy ads. One of their radio ads goes like this:

Announcer: What goes up …
SFX: ZZZZIP!
Announcer: Must come down …
Girl: [Moaning] Ohhh!

Once when I was there with my dad, they were playing this pulsating electronica that had this girl singing again and again, “I want to suck on your lollipop”. It was kinda awkward. They changed the music when we asked, but that’s the way they roll.

They’re like American Apparel that way — going for the least common denominator by using sex.

]]> By: Emily http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-331468 Emily Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:10:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-331468 HAHAHAHAHAH~!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was my favorite SNL scetches with justin TimberlakeHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Step 1: Cut a hole in a box. Step 2: Put your junk in that box. Step 3: Make her open the box. HAHAHAHAHAH~!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was my favorite SNL scetches with justin TimberlakeHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2: Put your junk in that box.
Step 3: Make her open the box.

]]> By: Shoroty http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-325056 Shoroty Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:52:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-325056 C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER! C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!

]]> By: Tay http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-296361 Tay Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:50:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-296361 I consider this an epic win I now know what to get my GF for her birthday I consider this an epic win I now know what to get my GF for her birthday

]]> By: Semaj http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-295880 Semaj Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:25:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-295880 Geez. Insecure much? Geez. Insecure much?

]]> By: JP http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-294916 JP Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:55:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-294916 ITS MAH DIKK IN A FRICKING BOX!! ITS MAH DIKK IN A FRICKING BOX!!

]]> By: Andy C. http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-267820 Andy C. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:07:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-267820 That is always a win in my book. That is always a win in my book.

]]> By: hi http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-267755 hi Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:51:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-267755 what is she holding in the lower right corner? what is she holding in the lower right corner?

]]> By: Huh? http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-266519 Huh? Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:34:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-266519 boo boo

]]> By: renochavez http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-263442 renochavez Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:30:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-263442 Wang + In actual box= FAIL! Wang + In her box= Success! Wang + In actual box= FAIL!
Wang + In her box= Success!

]]> By: melmo. http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-253861 melmo. Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:58:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-253861 DICK IN A BOX! ahaha DICK IN A BOX!
ahaha

]]> By: Michelle http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-246437 Michelle Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:42:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-246437 put your junk in that box! (its from SNL... D*** in a Box) put your junk in that box!
(its from SNL… D*** in a Box)

]]> By: NegroSaki http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-242587 NegroSaki Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:22:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-242587 See, he's wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'. See, he’s wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’.

]]> By: MikeInSanAntonio http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-242576 MikeInSanAntonio Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:09:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-242576 If you look at the ad, this was made in the '70s. The semi-bellbottom jeans, square-toed boots (Dingoes?), the SILVER Christmas tree in the background, the chair and the red shag carpet? O, and don't forget his disco shirt with the BIG collar!!! This ad's older than most of the posters on this page!!! Samberg and JT must have seen this ad to get the idea for the song... As for the dude in the ad? Fail??? I think NOT, since it looks like he's gonna get some of 'dat!!! She looks like she's ready to go down on his "box" right NOW!!! If you look at the ad, this was made in the ’70s. The semi-bellbottom jeans, square-toed boots (Dingoes?), the SILVER Christmas tree in the background, the chair and the red shag carpet? O, and don’t forget his disco shirt with the BIG collar!!! This ad’s older than most of the posters on this page!!!

Samberg and JT must have seen this ad to get the idea for the song…

As for the dude in the ad? Fail??? I think NOT, since it looks like he’s gonna get some of ‘dat!!! She looks like she’s ready to go down on his “box” right NOW!!!

]]> By: Kevin Is Azn http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-239956 Kevin Is Azn Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:03:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-239956 Canadians DON'T have sex, your right, but they probably watch SNL because they don't have anything good on that THEY make. Canadians DON’T have sex, your right, but they probably watch SNL because they don’t have anything good on that THEY make.

]]> By: step2 http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-238774 step2 Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:18:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-238774 you put your junk in that box you put your junk in that box

]]> By: aBlahInglehs http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-236613 aBlahInglehs Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:09:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-236613 SNL SKit a few years back, andy samberg and justin timberlake made a song about the best present you could get your wife/girlfriend is your dick in a box SNL SKit a few years back, andy samberg and justin timberlake made a song about the best present you could get your wife/girlfriend is your dick in a box

]]> By: Nick http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-233657 Nick Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:56:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-233657 Regardless of any other comments here, this isn't a fail at all. Its a Dick-In-A-Box WIN as far as I'm concerned Regardless of any other comments here, this isn’t a fail at all. Its a Dick-In-A-Box WIN as far as I’m concerned

]]> By: Julie http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-233518 Julie Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:10:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-233518 Duh, just search for " dick in a box" on youtube and you will get it. Justin timberlake and robert downey jr. made a single and video for SNL. It was a hit JT even got a price for this music. So Funny! Duh, just search for ” dick in a box” on youtube and you will get it. Justin timberlake and robert downey jr. made a single and video for SNL. It was a hit JT even got a price for this music. So Funny!

]]> By: Roflcopter http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-233382 Roflcopter Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:22:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-233382 Ahha, this is more like a WIN. Ahha, this is more like a WIN.

]]> By: Jess http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-232057 Jess Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:24:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-232057 You can leave your raincoat with it too. You can leave your raincoat with it too.

]]> By: Banana http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-231959 Banana Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:32:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-231959 Well its not necessarily an snl reference, they didn't invent the joke. Well its not necessarily an snl reference, they didn’t invent the joke.

]]> By: sayray http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-231864 sayray Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:53:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-231864 The look on his face is priceless! The look on his face is priceless!

]]> By: Dale http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-230723 Dale Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:26:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-230723 omg you don't know the fail take a closer look omg you don’t know the fail take a closer look

]]> By: OliverScott http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-230263 OliverScott Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:05:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-230263 Compact Disk? Well now that you mention it, floppys are out of fashion. Compact Disk? Well now that you mention it, floppys are out of fashion.

]]> By: Splurge http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-230229 Splurge Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:34:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-230229 Best comment ever - great Failblog reference --------------------------------------------------- Zerris December 30th, 2008 at 4:36 am Step 2 is pay $4.19 Best comment ever – great Failblog reference

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Zerris
December 30th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Step 2 is pay $4.19

]]> By: Juria http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-229758 Juria Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:12:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-229758 Really? lolz... *Put your junk in that box...* :3 Really? lolz… *Put your junk in that box…* :3

]]> By: Mikey D http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-229649 Mikey D Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:17:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-229649 You mean you can't open bottles with that penis? Tch. You mean you can’t open bottles with that penis?
Tch.

]]> By: Mikey D http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-229648 Mikey D Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:16:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-229648 Surely the missing gods? The word that was missing was spelled correctly, it just wasn't there. Surely the missing gods?
The word that was missing was spelled correctly, it just wasn’t there.

]]> By: Heidi W http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-229558 Heidi W Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:21:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-229558 Just what I always wanted! a Wunder Boner! Thank you, darling! thank you! lol Just what I always wanted! a Wunder Boner! Thank you, darling! thank you!

lol

]]> By: K http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-229123 K Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:58:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-229123 That is not a fail. That is an epic win. I actually have a friend who did that to his girlfriend with a bag of popcorn. That is not a fail. That is an epic win. I actually have a friend who did that to his girlfriend with a bag of popcorn.

]]> By: sevenmarie http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-228752 sevenmarie Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:15:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-228752 umm that was justin timberlake not rdj..... though it would be super hott if it WAS rdj.... umm that was justin timberlake not rdj…..

though it would be super hott if it WAS rdj….

]]> By: fishie http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-228564 fishie Sat, 03 Jan 2009 14:26:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-228564 Hilarious, and I just was watching this SNL clip with friends Wednesday night. Tal about timing. Hilarious, and I just was watching this SNL clip with friends Wednesday night. Tal about timing.

]]> By: I Haz good grammer http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-228395 I Haz good grammer Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:27:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-228395 its refering to a song on saturday night live someone listed the steps above its refering to a song on saturday night live
someone listed the steps above

]]> By: sergeydgr8 http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-228100 sergeydgr8 Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:27:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-228100 NO!.... It's: ONE!: Cut a hole in the box TWO!: Put your jock in the box THREE!: Make her open the box and that's the way you do it, it's my d*** in a box! ahhh justin timberlake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg NO!….

It’s:

ONE!: Cut a hole in the box
TWO!: Put your jock in the box
THREE!: Make her open the box
and that’s the way you do it, it’s my d*** in a box!

ahhh justin timberlake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

]]> By: animez http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-228040 animez Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:17:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-228040 He must have gotten her the wunder boner: http://failblog.org/2009/01/02/commercial-fail/ He must have gotten her the wunder boner: http://failblog.org/2009/01/02/commercial-fail/

]]> By: idontspam http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-227969 idontspam Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:12:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-227969 .................................................................They would "love" it? 0.o ………………………………………………………..They would “love” it? 0.o

]]> By: Vr0nCat http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-227265 Vr0nCat Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:28:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-227265 Newsflash! Most of the world has no knowledge of this SNL of which you speak... at least, not first hand anyway. *rolls eyes* Parochialism fail (or win? whichever way you look at it) Newsflash! Most of the world has no knowledge of this SNL of which you speak… at least, not first hand anyway.

*rolls eyes* Parochialism fail (or win? whichever way you look at it)

]]> By: Oh-em-gee http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-227188 Oh-em-gee Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:01:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-227188 poo in the loo poo in the loo

]]> By: Chintzy http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-226994 Chintzy Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:53:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10660#comment-226994 Hey! I'm Canadian and I have sex! At least I used to... occasionally. Hey! I’m Canadian and I have sex! At least I used to… occasionally.

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