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What is step two?
Step 2 is go to jail !
Step 2 is pay $4.19
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2: Put your junk in that box.
Step 3: Make her open the box.
And that’s the way you do it.
It’s my dick in a box, yeah.
Thanks for the info.
moo
poo
step 2 is have a good time
joo
poo in the loo
boo
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!
shut up, nobody cares u say moo
Wouldn’t you need a much smaller box?
OOH NO U DIDN’T
depends how big your junk is
mai roflchopter go soi soi !!1!
I hate you.
Guys, I HONESTLY don’t see the fail here. What’s the fail???
I get it. That’s your picture isn’t it? You are the guy in the chair?
The creator of the commercial failed in the positoning of the box, and the expression on the guy’s face.
Ummm… no… Im quite sure that the creator wanted to make this commrecial exactly how it seems to be right now
The creator of the commercial most likely made it that way on purpose.
its refering to a song on saturday night live
someone listed the steps above
It doesn’t look like a fail to me either. I’d love to get that for Christmas, haha!
go to youtube and search “dick in a box”
The fail is because SNL did a skit with Justin Timberlake Where he puts
his junk in a box and gives it as a gift, then he gives step by step
directions on how to do it.
omg you don’t know the fail take a closer look
OMG!!!! ITS A DICK IN A BOX!!!!!-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_g9Otfm4t4
step 1:cut a hole in a box
step 2:put your junk in that box
step3: make her open the box
I would more than likely call it a win….Cuz its my dick in a box
hehe robert downey jr. in snl reference. nice.
“hehe robert downey jr. in snl reference. nice.”
Uh no, bootothat…
It was Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg in that sketch.
bootothat’s was such a weird, off comment I’ve actually been wondering if I missed something.
I know! especially since the whole fail is referring to that sketch.
um, i think it was justin timberlake, not robert downey jr……
umm that was justin timberlake not rdj…..
though it would be super hott if it WAS rdj….
Well its not necessarily an snl reference, they didn’t invent the joke.
NO!….
It’s:
ONE!: Cut a hole in the box
TWO!: Put your jock in the box
THREE!: Make her open the box
and that’s the way you do it, it’s my d*** in a box!
ahhh justin timberlake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Hilarious, and I just was watching this SNL clip with friends Wednesday night. Tal about timing.
haha good one!
Best comment ever – great Failblog reference
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Zerris
December 30th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Step 2 is pay $4.19
You must believe that a Power greater than yourself can restore you to sanity.
*meditates*
I dunno, Mook, how is praying to ConEd going to help me?
Heh, I’ll take ConEd over DetroitEdison any day. Where are you LB?
He’s a Jersey Boy. You can catch him on Broadway every afternoon.
… and have some, ah, lunch from a box.
You can’t miss him. He will be carrying the guitar and wearing cowboy boots!
heheheehe
Yeah, I do a mean rendition of Bruce Springsteen, in a cowboy twang…
But don’t you get cold in the winter walking around in nothing but boots, a hat and tighty whiteys?
Tighty whiteys? That’s way overdressed!
Last I knew naked was the only way to go.
That’s a bit overdressed, even, from where i live
Ooohhhh. I’m a boxer fan myself.
I like Border Collies but they are not good for apartment living.
I had a boxer once. We named him Rocky, lol.
GOD DAMMIT!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME BACK BEFORE IT STAYS THAT WAY!?!?!? (note to self: check the username when swapping between tabs) *slaps self across the head*
*snorkity*
comments wont nest fail
Well, since you mention boxers, Mook, I am preferential to them too… although there’s nothing as freeing as commando, provided you’ve got the body to pull it off if you get caught…
And do you?
yes, Lunchie… do you??? Inquiring minds need to know.
Dunno, but step three is Profit!
You must be a genius at corporations!
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
put your junk in the box!!!!! it’s a d*** in a box (whooooooo).
Welcome to the dick party. You can put your coat over there.
You can leave your raincoat with it too.
Well, step three is profit…
(see first comment)
step 2 is in the bottom right-she is holding condom
That guy looks so creepy. And it looks like he’s using Soul Glow, from Coming To America.
“…Just let your Soooooul Glooow!”
Really? lolz… *Put your junk in that box…* :3
you put your junk in that box
put your junk in that box!
(its from SNL… D*** in a Box)
two put your junk in the box
Oh yeah… it’s big…
Hello
…I love you…
…won’t you tell me your name?
Hello…
Hi!
Good idea, man. *sign, sign, pass*
*stokes and tokes*
*passes to the right*
*sits close by for contact high*
Now you’re scootching in the right direction!
*scoooootch*
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh…
Heh, that’s the first scootch-n-sniff comment on failblog… next we’ll have scratch-n-spliff on here, too!
… I love you let me jump in your, um, box.
If it’s big enough to jump in, yikes.
Oh ewwwww… jump in and splash around?
Her arms are wicked, and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams
The more she moves the more your brain screams!
Um, Mitchy, I think you just made the queen of the angels sigh.
*sighs* (egomaniac)
*sighs* (hemophiliac)
*sighs* (nymphomaniac)
*sighs* (pink cadillac)
*sighs* (geriophile)
*sighs* (anglophile)
*sighs* (poursaphial)
*sighs* (vinophile)
*sighs* (Doctorphil)
*doors*
Hello, I adores you.
explain this schizophrenia where you’re both fuzz on the concept & dilettante talking to yourself, THUS are the same person as & TMI
Wait, you are saying that Dillie and Fuzz are the same person? How do they have sex?
Oh, crap.
You see, when a concept loves an art lover very much, things can get quite fuzzy in a etymologically delicious and most delightful way. And then the honey bees that fetch the nectar from the flower to the comb never tire of ever fuzzing to and fro. Because they take a little nip, from ev’ry flower that they sip. And hence, they find their task is to grind. All it takes, in other words, is just a poonful of sugar. To say any more would be TMI.
*scratches head … wearing rubber glove*
You wanna finish her off?
http://failblog.org/2008/12/20/postcard-fail/#comment-215538
Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? Why do people think that I’m you? Answer me!
With you? Or “Themself” ?
I don’t know, but I’d have to watch just for saying I saw how it’s done.
Carefully
LOL! You’ll get it, I did. Now I know why nobody explained this to me back in August, it’s making me silly. Sorry, Primary/One Person, it’s a rite of passage, apparently.
Can I has 1st comment?
It seens no. Or maybe for a cheezburger. Hah?
It seems no. Or maybe for a cheezburger. Hah?
There are no cheezburgers on FB. Only doucheeburgers.
But you can has some my popcorn (… iz from teh Diner ).
Ewww…. that’s not butter….
heh … *bet’s off*
I don’t see the fail. I’ve submitted funnier fails (but NONE of them got accepted so far!)
What’s the fail on this picture?!?
You’re not looking closely enough. Stick your head deep, deep inside the bocx. Feel something tickling your cheek?
If you can’t see the fail then it is no wonder yours are not published.
Yes, no wonder these pictures of cute cats that say “can I haz cheesburger?” he send are not published.
i’m sorry, but I think I’ve been hanging around the ::masturbates:: guy for too long…..I read that as “beat’s off”…..
I need to get my mind outta there….
Impossible as long as you stay on FB
^ still thinking inside the box
fuzzy, does Jesus have a penis in a box?
And only if you scream until daddy stops.
What if he doesn’t want daddy to stop?
Well he better not scream then, so hopefully he’s not getting kicked, cause the more you kick him the more he screams.
must be huge
look at the pic on the right
must be the size of a whale
you spelled “Moby” wrong
Everyone knows the white whale is a legend.
The black one isn’t…
Show me.
When would you like to see it and would you like it gift wrapped?
E-mail it to me at YesIt’sHuge@gmail.com.
Shamu doesn’t like pictures…
come to think of it he only does private shows now.
Guys, I don’t see the fail here. What was it???
So the guy with the greasy hair and the disgusting perverted bob look on his face is NOT a fail to you? The excitement on the womans face as she looks in the box that has bob’s dick inside is not a fail? I do NOT want to be invited over to your house for Christmas.
I’d recommend keeping your had out of the candy dish at Halloweed, too.
*chagrined*
Sheesh … that’s “hand”, and “Halloween” (or maybe “Hallowe’en”), and
Doh.
Step Two: Put your junk in that box
Step Three: ??????
Step Four: PROFIT!*
____
*after 40% off
Baby, here’s what I want next year:
.
Christmas: dick in a box
Hanukkah: dick in a box
Kwanzaa: a dick in a box
Every single holiday: a dick in a box
Over at my parents’ house: a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store: a dick in a box.
Ok?
♬ All I want for Christmas is a dick in box…
I figured you to have chick-in-box.
♬ Santa baby, put a dick in a box, for me…
Santa tried to put his dick in my box, so I socked him.
With a candy cane stocking?
But you were laying there under the tree spread eagle with a come hither look
put a sock on it, fat boy
No glove, no love.
Bag it before you tag it?
Gee mookie you really shouldn’t tease Santa like that.
It’s not like Mrs. Claus is a spring chicken anymore, and milk and
cookies hardly satisfies his carnal needs.
Creep factor goes up on that comment.
It’s gonna be a Happy New Year for both of us, baby.
“Last week I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film…
And I…”
Backstage at the CMAs: Dick in a box!
At the beach on a rainy day: Dick in a box!
Visit to that place with the old guillotines: Dick in an esky. (And lots of bandages)
Skeevy dude is skeevy.
I’d tap dat.
I’m thinking you’ll be fighting him for mirror time. And mousse.
As you can clearly see, she isnt actually surprised, shes about to consumate her gift
OM NOM NOM NOM
Consumate not consume dillie.
Consumate is not a word unless it has another M…so I think he means OM NOM NOM NOM
Fine, eat it but if you get indigestion, don’t look to me for medicine!
Consumers beware,
… and consume maters be black widows,
… and costume maters be furry.
But dilettante be a costume makin’ consummate mate
… who gets A’s at spellin’ bees.
i agree with dilettante…. as a foreigner i should really stop trying
to use words i can’t spell
Nah, your English is damn good. But spelling errors and typos are the root of many a joke run, and we can’t help it, here. So of course try, it’s all in good fun:)
Wow, dude. Wow.
That’s weird. That dude has a box.
That’s Jack for you.
Actually now that you mention it, in this situation couldn’t the term jack-in-a-box be used but with jack being a verb?
Well-played, young squire. Well-played.
Oh, that’s not the ring she wanted…
My bad, she wanted one for her finger.
She wanted him to call her?
Who would ever want Hemmorhoids?
I fail to see fail! What’s the fail??
You not seeing it is a pretty big fail.
ENG’s trollin’, Exiaa’s hatin’.
I’m patrolin’, because this dudes to white and nerdy…
… as Exiaa is to shamu?
stop hatin’, its not “cool”, as you young un’s would say…..”Dog.”
SNL SKit a few years back, andy samberg and justin timberlake made a song about the best present you could get your wife/girlfriend is your dick in a box
that woman sure loves meat
Awww… It’s so cute and tiny…
nothing says I love you like c*ck
That’s a card at Hallmark right?
Nothing says lovin’ like his d*ck in your oven…
Hallmark, when you care enough to dick the very best.
this looks like a win to me.
EPIC D**K IN A BOX WIN!
Dork in a box? But he’s under the box technically, not in it.
I’m pretty sure there’s a duck in there.
That must be a mighty small desk, to fit in a box that size. Maybe it’s for her dollhouse collection?
dusk? There’s a picture of the sunset in there?
It’s dark in the box, I’m scared. 0_0
*Hands ryannon a flashlight*
Sybil?
darkness…
Is Retaba in there?
It’s a compact disk he’s got in there.
Hope you’re not too disappointed, Ry.
Would a floppy disk joke be too obvious?
Compact Disk? Well now that you mention it, floppys are out of fashion.
The dude seriously needs to manscape. It’s bad enough that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes, but the sheer amount of red hair in that box is disturbing.
I lol’d
My carpet doesn’t match my drapes either. But then again, I don’t have carpet, it’s completely tiled.
I took out the wall-to-wall and put in an oriental runner.
The PC term is Asian. Jeez woman!
Fun fact: if you put an oriental runner on top of a car and tie the car to a tree, it protects the car from hurricane damage.
I’d be concerned if you had spiky blue carpet, too.
*clears Markov Chain’s cache*
Wedzonka rycerska! You remembered!
A smoked knight to remember …
Who could forget Wedzonka? He had the dreamiest brown eyes. And his dick was in a box.
WIN!
LOSE!
DRAW!
When you are on the internet there is no such thing as lose, only win and fail.
Umm, hello? It was a game show? Win, Lose or Draw?
He’s Aussie, they might not have seen it over there.
Oh, sure, like being on the other side of the world is an excuse…
We don’t have Win, Lose or Draw, but Win is the name of a television network over here (channel 9).
I am drawn to the creepy silver Christmas tree in the background. My ex-husband’s mother had one when we first dated. This picture is causing flashbacks
Were you on oceanic flight 815?
If it will help perpetuate your fantasy of me in leather, then the answer is yes.
*perpetuates fantasy of ryannon in leather*
HEY, that was MY fantasy! Get your OWN!!!
Play your cards right, it will stay his fantasy but YOUR reality.
…you’re reality…
I am, but only in my mind…
I have a royal flush, will that work?
*raises all in*
anyone going to call?
I think that the highly suggestive look on the man’s face completely makes this photo.
I also like the way she stands, like she really really needs to pee.
… and the way she sits, on the right, like she finally got to.
*tests bold tags*
Ok, I realise that was random but I needed to do that somewhere.
Now I am intrigued as to where you needed to use bold.
To go where no man has gone before. Clearly not referring to you or me.
The womens toilets? I don’t see how I’ll get there with bold tags.
Actually I just wanted to check tags in general. Didn’t know if it was or [] here.
Oh… that didn’t come up. Well it was
Dammit! <
& >
There we go.
And they say Aussies aren’t crazy? Mitch just had entire conversation wtih himself.
Wait, you thought I was sane?
The voices told me you were… I shouldn’t believe them?
I have both a “Naughty or Nice” list & a “Sane or Insane” list.
AND for only $19.99 and a year’s subscription you can find out the status of your neighbors, friends, bosses, co-workers, lovers, etc.
To get a <, type <
To get a > type >
Otherwise they will disappear because the ICHC sites will assume you are trying HTML code, and will get rid of it because it doesn’t recognise it.
The voices told me to kill myself and Bush would die. I didn’t, and bush is still alive, even when they threw that shoe at him. Maybe you should listen to the voices.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA. Perfect!
got hchiq ups?
wtf?
ftw!
twf?
bbq?
LOL!
I can recommend a sure-fire cure for those…
Not to mention she could very easily be squeezing her hand in between her thighs….
Or her own dick, hoping it will fit in the box.
oooookaaayyyyy…. Maybe I want to rethink that fantasy of you in leather?
From I heard it was a reality. *grins*
DAMMIT! *inserts what into sentence*
Careful where you are inserting that “what”!
I thought I was inserting it in the wrong place at first since it wouldn’t go in easily, but then I saw the sign saying I had to push it in and do it hard.
She got it at Adam & Eve. It has a suction cup on the bottom so you can stick it to the floor and ri errr huh? what?
So, you were saying you got what at Adam & Eve???
NSFW, obviously:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/suction_dildos.html
Meh.
Care to explain exactly how this is a fail? The ol’ D-I-B, and she is smiling? Seems pretty Win to me!
Yeah, its a good win
Is everyone sure she’s looking overjoyed there? Seems to me like she’s busting a gut laughing at whatever’s in the box, and can’t wait to call her friends and post something scathing on her blog…
In the second picture she looks as though she’s contemplating the use of cutlery and wrapping her “present” in that scarf! (Bobbit, anyone?)
Geez. Insecure much?
Sexual assault FAIL, Jheri curl WIN!
Who would expect a guy with that kind of panache to live in a locker room shower?
No, he lives in a van, down by the river.
Seriously, how is that a fail.
buhhhh
How can she even see what it is with all that tissue paper? Then again, perhaps she can see it and thinks she’s gotten a cute flesh colored whistle.
Heh, it really works.
The true failure here is that is an ad for a jeans store in Canada and everyone knows that Canadians don’t have sex so they would never see this as sexual. Duh!
What are you talking aboot?
Done properly, Canajun-style, that would be
What are you talking aboot, eh? Hoser!
*looks at her babies….* I guess it was parthenogenesis.
Hey! I’m Canadian and I have sex! At least I used to… occasionally.
saying this is fail is fail
literally, i just a conversation about dick in a box.
and this is on failblog.
the irony gods are smiling at me.
the spelling gods are not.
it should read: “literally, i just had a conversation…”
Surely the missing gods?
The word that was missing was spelled correctly, it just wasn’t there.
I c a little silhouette of a man
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Do you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lighting! very, very frightening, ME!
She looks like she is about to wet her paints laughing, I hope he kept the receipt, she might want to exchange it.
She’s not laughing, is more of an expression of chagrin. “Damn! one more thing I have to exchange for one of the right size. He probably also thinks I wear a size 2 dress”
Why is it men always give a woman a present that THEY can benefit from??
Human nature causes women to feel as much obligation when they confer benefits as when they receive them.
-The Princess
I’m going to exchange the penis for something useful, like a bottle opener.
You mean you can’t open bottles with that penis?
Tch.
You wouldn’t want her paints to dry out now, would you? You people just don’t understand art!
If she doesn’t get her paints wet she’ll just dye.
*Hangs head*
I need the bukkit.
What was it supposed to be?????
A penis-sized penis.
This f**king site is a big fat FAIL! It didn’t occur to you that the “penis in a box” is what the ad-company is trying to insinuate? Losers!
Looks like someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
Props to him, however, for the four syllable word.
Wait, who’s more of a loser? The people who enjoy commenting here because it’s funny and mentally stimulating, or the idiot who flames the others here, after having read all the comments?
Answer: The idiot who calls the rest of us losers, of course. If the site is so fucking fail, why are you here? You have freedom of choice, use it to find another place to troll around in!
This is Fail Fail. Definitely Win.
Ya know, I honestly don’t think this is a fail. I think that is what they were going for. So….you failed
How is this a fail? Companies do stuff like this ON PURPOSE all the time.
I have a new title for it. “Purpose fail”.
Exactly. The ad actually came out shortly after the DIB SNL song.
It was most likely intentional.
I need a bigger box. Help!
That’s what all us guys say…
Putting my dick in a box makes me “Jizz. In. My Pants.”
more like win
NEXT PERSON TO POST IS GAY!!
BTW DATS A FUNNY AD!
comin out of the closet?
That has been done before. it was posted on FAILBLOG for crying out loud. geez if your going to do loser jokes at least get some material that we havn’t heard of before.
Oh, that wacky Geico caveman!
I see it now. He got her a moomin. Just look at the expression on her face as she is about to squeeze.
funny
reminded me of this sketch from the dave chapelle show:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=128132
I’m pretty sure that was intentional.
remove blonde.
insert mookie
thats the same gift i gave yo my girl friend but she
said it wasnt the size that she wanted
Box O’ Penis. There’s been a lot of penis fails lately.
Ooh, dick in a box! Can I exchange this for a larger size plz? kkthx.
How do u guys not know what this is from?! It’s from the classic SNL skit, “d*ck in a box!”
How do you not know that, yes, we do know that?
(Consequently I’ve had that song in my head for two days now. On the
upside, it gets funnier every time I watch it).
Newsflash! Most of the world has no knowledge of this SNL of which you speak… at least, not first hand anyway.
*rolls eyes* Parochialism fail (or win? whichever way you look at it)
Actually, I’m a big fan of Dicken’s Cider. Yummy.
Almost every woman I know love to have it, but a few I think are allergic ;P
Woman: “Oh its beautiful! Can I hold it?”
Man: “It’s all yours baby.”
Woman: “O my it is a bit smaller up close then from afar…”
Man: “Stfu just hold it”
=P That is what i gotta say
Fail? This is WIN!
women:i cant see it is this an empty box?
Man:Fuck you
Not a fail, as the ambiguity was obviously intended by the ad peepz.
Fail?
Moar like WIN! XD
go 2 youtbe and search
dick in a box
OMG! His penis may or maybe not inside that box!
Oh the hilarity!
ah dude, i saw this in the store yesterday!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
that should clear things up…
How did he fit it into a box that small?
Isn’t the supposed ‘fail’ in this picture the actual intent of the ad?
………………………………………………………..They would “love” it? 0.o
He must have gotten her the wunder boner: http://failblog.org/2009/01/02/commercial-fail/
That is not a fail. That is an epic win. I actually have a friend who did that to his girlfriend with a bag of popcorn.
Just what I always wanted! a Wunder Boner! Thank you, darling! thank you!
lol
The look on his face is priceless!
Ahha, this is more like a WIN.
Duh, just search for ” dick in a box” on youtube and you will get it. Justin timberlake and robert downey jr. made a single and video for SNL. It was a hit JT even got a price for this music. So Funny!
Regardless of any other comments here, this isn’t a fail at all. Its a Dick-In-A-Box WIN as far as I’m concerned
Canadians DON’T have sex, your right, but they probably watch SNL because they don’t have anything good on that THEY make.
If you look at the ad, this was made in the ’70s. The semi-bellbottom jeans, square-toed boots (Dingoes?), the SILVER Christmas tree in the background, the chair and the red shag carpet? O, and don’t forget his disco shirt with the BIG collar!!! This ad’s older than most of the posters on this page!!!
Samberg and JT must have seen this ad to get the idea for the song…
As for the dude in the ad? Fail??? I think NOT, since it looks like he’s gonna get some of ‘dat!!! She looks like she’s ready to go down on his “box” right NOW!!!
See, he’s wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’.
DICK IN A BOX!
ahaha
Wang + In actual box= FAIL!
Wang + In her box= Success!
what is she holding in the lower right corner?
That is always a win in my book.
ITS MAH DIKK IN A FRICKING BOX!!
I consider this an epic win I now know what to get my GF for her birthday
HAHAHAHAHAH~!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was my favorite SNL scetches with justin TimberlakeHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2: Put your junk in that box.
Step 3: Make her open the box.
It’s true; I’m almost positive it was intentional. Warehouse One is famous for their racy ads. One of their radio ads goes like this:
Announcer: What goes up …
SFX: ZZZZIP!
Announcer: Must come down …
Girl: [Moaning] Ohhh!
Once when I was there with my dad, they were playing this pulsating electronica that had this girl singing again and again, “I want to suck on your lollipop”. It was kinda awkward. They changed the music when we asked, but that’s the way they roll.
They’re like American Apparel that way — going for the least common denominator by using sex.
she liked that present.
Step 2: Put your junk it that box…
Step 3: Make her open the box.
AND THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!
It’s my dick in a box!