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moo?
The cow says moo…
in deed it does
moo bis
Chicken goes cluck
Pacman goes WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA.
james bond goes BLAM BLAM BLAM
thank you mam
rank you damn
the pig goes WANNKKK
the cow goes SHAZZOOOOM
the cow in the meadow goes MOO. The farmer watching out
the window goes FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
The penis goes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BM goes RAAAPINGG RAAAAPPPINGGG RAAAPPIIINGGG
The bunny says: IMMMA SHOOTING MAH LASSSEER!
Mime goes “………”
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!
MY ROFL COPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
My knife goes slicesliceslicesliceslice
The troll goes umad,umad,umad?
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I thought that was Fozzie Bear. Or is that just WAKKA WAKKA?
This thread desperately needs Statler and Waldorf.
No, you’re right. Fozzie goes WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA. Pacman goes WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA.
I’m sorry have you never played pacman?
what a horrible childhood you must have had
OH NOES!
for pacman does indeed make more of a wokka
*shoots head*
I wanna buy some
But where is this offer?
I get it, you miss the old “your mom” jokes.
What about “you poke, you pay”?
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is that a regular price unisex serious brow?
):[-8>=
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Nope! Nice rack, huh? She’s 40% more.
That’s like $9! No one spends that much on a prostitute!
I give it an 8.
9 or gtfo!
Pshhh…rip-off *hands $9*
Oh crap, I forgot to give her hands. *gives $1 rebate*
NO HANDS!? Now what am I supposed to do with her?
g or 9tfo!
She probably isn’t worth a g, she’s got a serious unibrow.
Not a bad word about unibrows! *grumble*
9 is a sitting fee and $.25 for every kilometre after that
This offer is in Woolworths as it happens
This offer is happening as it happens!! Everything that’s happening now, is happening now.
♫Someone told me it’s all happening at the zoo. I do believe it. I do believe it’s true.♫
Ooo, take me to the zoo!
I would love to for you see
♫The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They’re dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.♫
“We eat the night, we drink the time
Make our dreams come true
And hungry eyes are passing by
On streets we call the zoo.”
Yup. And
♫Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! You gotta come and see
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.♫
“Its a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.”
Good night to you Dilly. Say good night to the Farkel twins Simon and Gar Farkel for me.
‘Night, coyote. Sleep well and rest up.
What happened to then?
SEX win?
ITS STEVEN!
Ohhh, cheap sex I want some =D
It’s only on sale because the circumcision went horribly wrong.
OMG is that the 40% off???
The 40% is over in the clearance bin.
Must have been a discount moil.
Gargamoil!
Thy charge a lot more than that just for a smile and a wink round here.
Is that a commandment?
lol i thought so 2
haha no ty
I would still pay full price but hope for buy two get one free
Ill buy pl0x
Is that by the dozen, the pound or the quart?
By the kilo, of course!
By the inch. But you get the t-shirt free.
ITS A TRAP!
IT’S ADMIRAL ACKBAR APPARENT!
His cereal is delicious.
howmuch for a sixpack?
Guys with sixpack were sold within the first 5 minutes
what about the chicks with the sixpacks? DDDD:
One way or another we are going to pay for it.
You have learned well, grasshopper.
Well at that price, you’re gonna get what you pay for. Enjoy peeing fire.
a new kind of dragon
What the sign fails to mention are the interest payments….
Well, I knew Linens ‘n’ Things was liquidating everything, but there’s just some things you worry about when reduced in price. This may be one of them
Mookie has that same sign on her lawn. She got it on sale at Circuit City. You should see her rad fire extinguisher.
I think it’s so cheap because it’s DIY.
LOL! Wish in one hand…
…and shit in the other…
I would first for that one.
But I’ll settle with a few after.
I do not see how this is a fail.
Why should the poorer man not have his needs fulfilled?
What do they mean, 40% off?
Oh dear GOD!!!
They mean you have to leave your pants and socks on. It makes the sex awkward, which is why it’s on sale.
It’s a typo. It should be 40% OUT. The woman is short and can only handle 60% of your junk in her box.
That’s more than halfway inn
This is a WIN.
Unless it’s a trick to get you to buy Mariah Carey’s turd of a movie, “Glitter”. I don’t trust the font they’re using.
I can see “69″ in the regular price. So its clear that after 40% off you lose some positions…
No guys, you don’t want this sex. If there’s this much of a discount then it has to be damaged goods. At the very least crabs or clinger syndrome.
Is that like Clanger syndrome?
WHEEEE-OOOO? EEEEE-ooooo-ahh–OOOO?
Maybe it’s second hand
Or cool hand?
Or hand job?
(not to be confused with the five-finger discount)
*gets his milkshake*
It’s happy hour at the cougar bar!
Then where’s my drink?
* Mixes up a pitcher of raspberry kamikazes *
Did Mookie pass out already? Guess I made them too strong.
She didn’t pass out. She just ran across the street to stock up on picnic supplies.
And got distracted by Guiseppe and his box.
More like Giuseppe, amirite?
No, his parents couldn’t choose between Guido and Giuseppe so they compromised.
A good deal just got even better.
$4.19 for sex is epic win. not fail
Epic win for herpes simplex type 2. Not so much for the buyer.
the sex is in the mail
No thanks. I only buy sex in bulk.
ugh i was look for half off.
At least they did the math right. There’s always the chance that whoever makes the sign can’t figure out what the % is…
… which is what a calculator is for, so even then they’d have no damn excuse.
40% off what a deal
Hey thats a Steve and Barry’s sign. u use to work there but they closed :’(
if you wok there do you get an discount on the sex
if you work there do you get a workers discount on the sex
I thought it looked like one of those. I must admit, I found a few decent pairs of jeans there, but beyond that it’s really not hard to see why they failed so terribly. Even Gordman’s seems to do better than that.
why didnt my comment show up the first time
Cause you touch yourself at night.
Yeah, touch yourself in the mornings and your comments will always show up. It works for Mookie all the time.
Your grammar and spelling where worse on the first try and failblog didn’t want to embarrass you.
Cheapest whore. Ever. lol
This is totally a sign at a Steve & Barry’s store… I used to work at one and I had to set up displays just like this one, so I would know… wow!
sex sales
Haha!
lmao….that’s a steve & barry’s. I work at one of those…..which is a fail in itself.
What or who are Steve and Barry?
Discount for self-service?
its cheap coz the people for sale are fat and have monobrows
happy new year
Aria, you are correct! The one in Virginia Beach, VA to be exact. Good call!
I did not know this was sold at wal*mart…wow!
Anpu does not pay for sex. Anpu lets those he deems worthy of sex to beg him for it. They have to do it on their knees and there have to be tears. Real tears. None of that crocodile tears bullshit. And no Scientologists. They’re all walking stds. All of them. Just mentioning their existance is enough to give some people herpes.
this was orriginally an add for the Sex and the City movie. it just got cut off.
Steve and Barrys sucked ass anyways,
even if they were selling sex i wouldnt go there.
What u mean fail? 6,98*0,6=4,188 0,2 cents isn´t SO much
Because Steve and Barry’s filed for bankruptcy in one of the pussiest ways ever, those of us that worked there in a senior position did funny things like the sign pictured. It is definitely done on purpose. Steve and Barry’s fails though….on an epic scale. Hope nobody is waiting for a severence check.
is that from steve and barrys?
haha that is from steve & barry’s! I TOTALLY SAW THAT EXACT SIGN IN THE STORE AND LAUGHED SO HARD!
more like a win
that is at steve and barrys before it went out of buisness
I’d shop there anyday
this is not real!
Is it for sale? Really?