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your probably wondering how he passed first grade.
My probably wondering how he passed first grade?
You’re grammar failed!
your right…lol
Acshually, you’re wrong.
You know damn right! You don’t ask dumb questions.
Wait, dumb questionz are for ppl who didn’t pass 1rd grade…
I should know
lol im smarter
I got kicked out in 3st
You kicked my dog!!!
stfu and stop fighting ppl cant we all blog in peace?
?
you mean blog in peas (:
Double fail!
Your right and everything else is left.
Your right to remain silent has just been violated.
Just get on with it and spell it all like “yer”.
Example: “Yer wrong. Yer tickets er in her pocket!”
Dave, you’re avatar kinda looks like the one in the fail picture with all them black lines.
Now we know who gave the grammar 10101 lesson. It was Dave.
Grammar 00110001 00110000 00110001 lesson, you mean.
and thats probably not going to be the only thing being violated
TRIPLE FAIL!
and you’re an idiot.
seeing as your grammar is pretty bad too, you are in no position to be making fun of his stupidity. It would be more effective if your grammar was at least better than the moron in the screenshot.
Capitals are important too.
Commas are important, too.
You know, a preposition is a bad thing with which to end a sentence with.
It should be:
too which commas are important
yeah… about the preposition…
too isn’t a preposition. It’s to.
LOL u fail big time.
Ha Ha you know it’s supposed to be YOU’RE RIGHT. You know that don’t you?
So you basically just said “You are grammar failed!”
What’s with this people?
Can’t they get a joke?
Their not smart enough I’d say, maybe because they’re brains are small.
Maybe “they’re” smart enough, even if “their” brains are small.
AGAIN!
Damn you’re dumb. The errors are intentional!
You’re lameness impresses me, your probably a 2nd grader.
so did yours
bravo.
I am in you’re websites stealing you’re grammers.
Shaun = WIN!
amen
All you’re bases are belong to us!
Did we not learn “your” shows ownership, “This is your drink.” and “you’re” is a contraction of the two words you and are?
I learnt this: For the answer to question 3 in the grammar test, David, while Tom had had “had”, had had “had had”.
Steve meanwhile had had Wonder Woman.
Oh THAT’S why it’s a fail!!! Your so right!
lol.. what a dumbass.”Your” is like a possession.”You’re” on the other hand, is just short for “You are”. “You are” tickets are in my pants?=fail
i speak my native language yourmumisagoodinbedanese
Tickets in pants? WTF?
dennis kuder is in you’re pants
… stealing your tics.
Step 1: look in pants
Step 2: steal crab lice
Step 3: ???
Step 4: hmmm, no profit, just crabs.
For what doth it profit a man, to gain the whole world, and forfeit his lice?
My licentious fuzzy.
For if he have not lice………….. ? Oh never mind..
Thank you NEA for all the quasi literati…..
crab lice? man, those crabs must have a terrible itch.
If we remove the two words “tickets are” then we have a WIN!
im in ur pants
playin with ur guy in the canoe
Epic Win!
I think I’m gonna be sad –
She is a ticket to ride,
And she don’t care.
She cares, she just has a hard time showing her emotions.
In need of an emotional rescue?
You’re gift is in the box. Your happy now?
No, I want my gift in the pants.
you should never look a gift horse in the pants.
it’s my dick in a box!
the ballz r inert in my other pants pocket
first
You’re slowness are very disappointing.
It is isn’t it?
i suck at life!
Don’t you find it ironic that your nickname is punkpersonified, yet your avatar is pink? That’s kind of a contradiction, don’t you think?
Pink is the new punk.
Pink is the new black.
Hobos are the new unicorns.
have hobos disappeared from the face of the earth and now enjoy a mythical status which makes them apt to be modeled into toys for little girls?
and now if you drink a hobo’s blood, will you live longer?
Rudy Giuliani?
Apparently her saying unicorns USED to exist and “disappeared from the face of the earth”‘ isn’t 100% retarded, as I thought. Maybe 40%, or less.
.
This real unicorn, whose full scientific designation in Latin is Elasmotherium sibiricum Fischer 25, was a species of rhinoceros. Bjorn Kurtén described the Elasmotherium as “a truly gigantic animal, far larger than any living rhinoceros. It had no nose horn, but instead an immense horn on the forehead: it grew to a length of two metres. This animal was thus a veritable unicorn.” (Kurtén, 1968, p. 145).
During the late Pleistocene era the existance of the Elasmotherium and Homo Sapiens overlapped for centuries. It is believed that early encounters with this amazing creature were the basis of stories about the great unicorn. Over time these memories became legends which faded into myth. It is believed that Mediaeval European ideas about the unicorn were ultimately inspired by the mythic Chinese unicorn zhi.
existence*
argh unicorn overload!
*has horn burst out of skull and bleeds to death
NO!
you know black is this year’s pink!
Pink is the new pink!
Yeah, but only for dyslexic punks.
I’m dyslexic
I thought you were Russian.
Why did you think that?
so it posted down here?!?
What’s the big hurry?
Nothing, I am just going to Rome around for a bit.
Don’t take the mick, I’m dysexlic.
…”Don’t drink the milk”…”Why?”…”It’s spoiled”…
pinkperson is the new iFied.
hobbits are the new candycorns
cabbage is the new sarah palin
msnbc is the new comedy central
FIRST
RESEARCH – SAYING ‘F*RST’ IN CAPITALS MAKES YOU MORE IDIOTIC
your stupid
you’re
No, you are! :Þ
NO UR
No urea!
NO URANUS.
No Anus!
Urine trouble!
Urine Bubble!
Urine double?
Urine stubble!
Urine rubble!
Urine Rubble. (Betty’s smelly cousin)
Urine Cubble (new name for bathroom stalls)
Urine Stubble (Shaving really pisses me off)
your in late
(double stubble posts = harrassiment)
Urinetown.
(It’s a privilege to piss)
Urine luck
Urine the money.
Urine Hernando’s hideaway.
Urine a lot of trouble if you give away that location…
Urine movies
You must be pissed to watch them?
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
WIN
you have my name o.o!
LMAO.
wow, you’re retarded
You’re mom is ugly!
No no, you forgot to call him a skankmuffin!
But it muffin indicates some level of caring and I care not for this skankmuffin.
This is not the muffin diving Ryannon mad
… when she is level … caring not … getting a hard time … showing her emotions.
muffin is a term of endearment…
^Honeymuffin.
^ to quote 2thfairy
” thank you
love,
assholemuffin”
muffin is tasty
albeit slightly hairy
I thought you said it was just a runner? And Ry’s is just tile, no carpet…
Are you keeping a muffin dossier? Would photos help?
Please! Send it to YesIwantit@gmail.com
His email address has tit in it!
aww you remember me
Er…who are you?
Sure I remember you… who could forget someone who uses a phrase like ’skankmuffin’??
Don’t you have a basement to be hiding in?
She can’t go back there since her dog died eating mushrooms.
*hides videotape behind back*
The dog died? I didn’t think they were those kind of mushro…*oh, never mind…
Looks like they didn’t learn it in first grade after all
This is hilarious! I love dumb people!
So, the question is, do you love yourself?
…And you still have my name!
No she doesn’t. I hit her over the head and took it from her. It’s not you’re name anymore.
Share?
I would share the world with you Fluffy, you don’t have to ask.
lol, he learned it in 1nd grade. lol
Yeah, but he had to repeat 2rd grade a 3th time…
2th grade was difficult.
Well, I miss the tooth grade…
WRONG. It was the 8rd grade.
I get it. Your is used when you write in all CAPS, you’re is used in every other situation.
Exactly. YOUR CORRECT.
Hahahahahahaha.
you’re grammar sucks.
Well you sir, are a festicio.
Better get that lanced, stat.
You’re can haz cheezburger?h
Your mom is in my pants.
And your tickets are ugly, too.
YOU’RE tickets are ugly.
YOU ARE TICKETS ARE UGLY
* YOU ARE TICKETS UGLY
is the new “coyote ugly”
This makes me nostalgic for days of yore…
Yore mom has my tickets in his pants.
Yarr, thar she blows.
Alas, poor Yorick…
… I knew his smell.
Urine smell?
Dang, I forgot to return the name.
My turn!
*runs off*
Damn it! Am I being down-sized again?
call me ishmael!
Yer out!
I would love to see the link to this page being sent back to this guy along with the message:
Your = When you want to say something like: Your 1st grade results must have been pretty crap
You’re = When you want to say something like: You’re currently being laughed at by the internet.
Just so you know
XD comment WIN!
Epic comment – I’m replying to it!
Please step out into the sun- your wit needs recharging.
Epic comment! I am acknowledging its existence and typing about that! Huzzah!
oops…TMI, that was not like you.
forgot my pants at your mom’s house.
Post a note on the telephone pole with your number on it so we can comment on it here at failblog.
must have been pretty embarrassing walking down the street
YOU ARE TICKETS ARE IN MY PANTS.
If you are going to use all caps, you need to use YOUR. We established this a while ago. Please try to adhere to the rules.
Grammar Nazi!
*adjusts brown shirt and jack boots* What makes you think I am German?
Hmmm, that fantasies of you on leather can shuffle to a less PC ones.
Does it count that the jack boots are thigh high?
YOUR A NAZI!
I do nazi you’re point.
Have you ever been to Seaworld? I saw many adolfin there.
Every time I tried to go my car kept Stalin
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits,
Vladimir Putin’ on the ritz.
You win a pole on a horse.
I’ve always wanted a unicorn!!!
no, it’s just a hobo
Stop stealzorin mah words yeh nub.
I said that first ggrrrrrrrrr.. its patent pending, riov! I’ll sue!
ALL YOUR TICKETS ARE BELONG TO YOU’RE.
Hee, free-basing, I see…
Your it’s ugly cousin.
It hurts to know someone wrote this.
I’m sure you’re pain will pass.
I’m sure you’re pain is ass.
I really like the stellar job of obliterating the picture on the post. Well done on coloring inside the lines.
They learned how to color in 1st grade.
I would like to see them drawing a triangle.
But they did!
I accidently you’re Roflcopter.
He/she accidenty the 1st grade grammar lessons.
*sigh* This is the 3rd time I’ve changed my username back but the first time I’ve actually made a comment with that username.
Hee! That reminds me, I think it was Lunchbox who changed his name to “cow” and left it there for, like, ten more fails before he noticed.
*Ponders whether it would be worse to be called “cow” or “dr phil” for 10 fails*
My money is on Dr. Phil. Cows are cute and less annoying.
Moo
I miss you’re accented name, did you not recover from fuzz’s security system breach?
Ah, the breach… Alas, no, nothing so dramatic. I haven’t recreated the name here at work. However, now that you mention it, I think I will. Just for you.
There, much better. Now I feel complete.
You complete me.
You had me at hello.
Dolly?
Looks good on you.
He/she accidenty you’re tickets!
What are you talking ab- *checks pockets*
….. that BITCH!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I have one victim already! (You know who you are and what I did to you)
YOUR EVIL
ONE victim? Pssh. Small potatoes, right fluffy?
*perks up*
Potato? Did I hear vicar?
I wasn’t the victim, I just felt like saying something.
If you think grammar is the word for your mom’s mom…
You might be a failure.
you’re can haz cheezburger?
ICHC talk!
OUT!
All You’re Base Are Belong To Fail
I love how they have the huge ego about their amazing failed grammar
The real fail is that this person still uses Myspace. ZING!
the person can’t use grammar properly but they figured out how to write html tags for italics in myspace? amazing…
Yea well it is actually pretty easy to write html tags for italics.
I can’t do that, but I do know grammar.
How come none of my fail pictures are ever submitted? Fail fail.
Because self-portraits are only interesting if you’re famous.
He obviously meant to tell the person that he was, in fact, a set of pants-tickets. XD
Ow…
My faith in people’s understanding of grammar…I’ve lost it.
WHy can’t people just learn proper English! It aren’t that hard!
Your to optimistic.
lets get this right people finally
YOUR = “your mum is ugly”
YOU’RE = “you’re ugly”
Ummm… it’s “let’s”.
And it should be:
Let’s get this right people (finally):
Etc, etc.
And capitalise the L, that’s how we start sentences over here.
Plus don’t start sentences with “and.”
I see someone doesn’t understand the purpose of an apostrophe.
A Grammar Nazi’s wet dream!
More like worst nightmare.
Whatever floats your boat.
*grins*
Well, usually it’s water… although alcohol has certainly played a large part on occasion.
this is great.
I have a series of MySpace blogs that attempt to correct others’ failures with homophones… except I don’t fail at writing them.
Welcome to you’re “doom”.
You’re a tickle in my pants.
Haha! What a douche!!
This looks suspiciously like a Neomail.
Lol! Take a screen shot of that page and all the people who voted XD And send it to that doucheschnozzle X_x
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this is kind of disgusts me
iirc, it’s
Your = if something is associated with somebody (eg. Pick up your stuff. or Are these yours?)
You’re = shortened version of ‘you are’ (eg. You’re not sick are you? or You’re here now)
both, when spoken, should sound completely identical (‘yaw’ ‘yoor’ or similar depending on accent)
and yes, i’m English lol
EXAMPLES…
You’re = (You are) never going to make it anywhere without a proper education.
Your = (Your) grammar sucks.
Saying “you’re” is basically saying ‘you are’…
It would appear you did not learn this in any grade
His is going back to the first grade anytime soon..
i wish i can lawl in his face..
For all of you are saying ‘his’…this was a girl.
I know who it is.
Nice, this fail is straight from neopets. ROFL
That’s DowneLink.com isn’t it?
FYI, girls rarely fall the “You’re tickets are in my pants” bit.
obviously they did not learn this in first grade
What retard tries to give a grammar lesson via email with “lolol” in the subject?
My WIN! powered blender (name is Frans) haz problemz wif grammar…
I’m lousy with lousiness because I wore someone’s hat and became lousy.
Embarrassing lol, you use ‘your’ for both of them lol
I’m WAzn
What kind of a retard puts the subject for a “grammar lesson” as “lolol”?
And…wtf…”Your mom is ugly”?
I can’t even begin to fathom how stupid and ugly [i]his[/i] mom must have been.
Dammit… no BBcode…>.>
ha ha ha! Ultimate screw up!
AH HA! I finally worked it out. Your is for upper case, and You’re is for lower case! They so didn’t teach me that in the 1st grade. I should complain and demand my money back.
its troll tastic in here.
lol thts my birthday!
This person should leave the internet. They don’t know how it works.
he just dissed himself, he said and i quote “didn’t we learn that in 1st grade?”.
this should changed from fail to…..
……MAJIOR EPIC FFAAIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
LOL i agree with Black belt.
you’re as in you are.
as in you’re an idiot. hah
I’m ashamed to be american.
dont any of you get it “you’re in my pants”
OOOMMMGG!!!!!!!
i mean…great grammar lesson…”YOUR” vocation is to be a teacher! “YOU´RE” on the right way really…i mean…in my country we dont even speak english or canadian(eheh) and i knew that!! who tha hell, besides that person, doesn’t know that??
You are tickets in my pants.
grammartest >lolol<
I love lamp.
uiiii
man you ARE tickets in his paints
what u can think about it???
tickets are sexy
Your all morons.
Good old Neo, providing even those who don’t play with luls. <3
Thats from neopets, what do you expect. XD