Comments on: Border Patrol Fail

By: writing pen

writing pen — Mon, 09 May 2011 07:11:35 +0000

i think it is

By: Weirdo Dudeo

Weirdo Dudeo — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 22:07:25 +0000

Listen, if your not gonna catch em then u gota shoot em. This cop did neither and so he is now an official member of the NOOOOOOOOOOB society…

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 02:26:51 +0000

You misspelled assassinate, you ass.

By: شات كتابي

شات كتابي — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 20:26:08 +0000

“I’m tellin you! they multiply if you throw water on them! One of them spilled some on the guy next to him and like thirty more just sprouted. And ive had mixed reports that if you feed them after midnight they attack you.”

By: hermes handbags

hermes handbags — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:59:16 +0000

Nothing like a Mexican clown car to break up the monotony of border patrol. Well, that, and a makeshift mortar bomb, which actually breaks up a lot more than monotony.

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:19:22 +0000

border patrols are heroic?

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:22:24 +0000

By: bilbo

bilbo — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:28:26 +0000

you didnt say first

By: TACK

TACK — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:24:03 +0000

Immigrants: come here legally and assimilate.

Illegal Aliens: come here illegally, usually do not assimilate, usually commit fraud to get benefits and services and in many cases commit other crimes on top of that.

This really should be obvious. Quit making excuses for them.

By: poop

poop — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:46:47 +0000

mexican win

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:30:45 +0000

CLOWN CARXD

By: Jo S

Jo S — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:12:38 +0000

Haha. The Benny Hill Music just made it so much more epic.
They were like clowns the way they kept coming out.

By: Chestor

Chestor — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:44:14 +0000

My People Win

By: theo

theo — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:46:28 +0000

You invaded the country first, moron. A shame your life already over. You will go nowhere and stay as dumb as you are. your life must be so sad, you stupid racist.

By: yussi ariefiyono

yussi ariefiyono — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:58:38 +0000

hahahah… it makes my day LOL

By: Branman275

Branman275 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:45:28 +0000

Damn illegals.

By: austin

austin — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:25:05 +0000

cop: “ok, lets get the story straight, they had m16′s, grenade launchers, and a river troll….yeah a river troll…”

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:09:13 +0000

those crafty mexicans

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:07:47 +0000

you’re sixth…

By: Sworn

Sworn — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:54:06 +0000

Possibly the most contradictory statement ive read in a good while. By stereotyping the “average americna” as inbred and racist, you yourself are showing urself to be a racist also. i wouldve thought that would have been obvious while u were writing.

By: ABCD

ABCD — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:40:33 +0000

GO GO GO GO GO!!!

Hope they all made it. Luckily most cops are retarded. (Kinda like the average inbred american, see racist comments above for proof).

By: Atari

Atari — Mon, 25 May 2009 06:07:52 +0000

That’s just naivety, or willing ignorance.

By: Yeah

Yeah — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:11:41 +0000

seems like 14 is true … very nice

By: Yeah

Yeah — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:10:18 +0000

extreme win on the one side … but extreme fail on the other side …

By: God

God — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:34:45 +0000

Geez, how many people were in that car?

By: Hernando

Hernando — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:46:12 +0000

ZERG RUSH!!!

By: Failbetch

Failbetch — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:39:23 +0000

It’s epic.

By: nickd

nickd — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:33:42 +0000

that was one of the greatest benny hill montages I have ever seen

By: latesaidtherabbit

latesaidtherabbit — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 23:44:31 +0000

its like a clown car

By: Ryan M

Ryan M — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:48:17 +0000

sabrinaZ thank you for getting the perfect song

By: pyraterose

pyraterose — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:11:10 +0000

At least they aren’t wiping out all the inhabitants when they move in the way we did it.

By: brad

brad — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:35:20 +0000

LOL i counted 14

By: Kevin Is Azn

Kevin Is Azn — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:57:53 +0000

LOL, thats like the clown car one

By: Z33k3

Z33k3 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:43:58 +0000

How many Mexicans does it take to fill that van? The world may never know.

By: C

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:16:00 +0000

I pity him….

By: d34th55ku11

d34th55ku11 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:33:09 +0000

aaaaah the old 20 people in the car gig

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:55:19 +0000

Having a gun pointed at you is the universal sign for “shut the @#$& up and DON’T MOVE.”

It’s perfectly understandable in every language.

By: Anonymoose

Anonymoose — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:26:52 +0000

There has never been a more appropriate use of the Benny Hill music.

By: Quint

Quint — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:04:32 +0000

Anything put to the song “Yakkety Sax” is funny

By: tommy

tommy — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:03:11 +0000

Funny as crap. I have seen this at the circus…

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:44:39 +0000

Maybe because it is.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:25:37 +0000

Pienso que tú no hablo español si piensas que esto es solo un coleción de palabras.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:18:43 +0000

I’ve apparently yelled at my brother in my sleep many times. One of the weirdest feelings is when you hear yourself in a dream and realize you can hear yourself in real life, too.

By: Xavierism

Xavierism — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 06:23:25 +0000

Wow…they’re just like roaches…it’s a never ending parade from Mexico. Ugh.

By: Kanbadak

Kanbadak — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:21:26 +0000

did anyone manage to count how many there were? i counted like 15 people coming from the car…..

By: crazyillegalmexicanrapist.com

crazyillegalmexicanrapist.com — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:28:35 +0000

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By: Average Guy

Average Guy — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:46:40 +0000

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.

By: Anon E'mous

Anon E'mous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:47:04 +0000

Now you have

By: Noah

Noah — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:13:18 +0000

first

By: Sister

Sister — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:53:05 +0000

I hope they move into a town near you! When your mortgage falls through, they can buy your repo’d house with pennies and take a dump in your flower bed.