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Submitted by Sabrina Z

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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    There ought to be clowns.

  2. scotteh says:

    Those wacky americans… always trying to sneak into Canada!

  3. Poddar says:

    Fail, at least grab one copper!

  4. snip says:

    Ha, good work

  5. WilliamCA says:

    7th!! And goddamnit i was on here when this was posted and i still didn’t get first!

  6. TWSS says:

    Damn that’s a lot of people

  7. Tom says:

    Just proof that ANYTHING is funnier with Yakkety Sax

  8. mallow says:

    Yeah minivans have 4 doors now

  9. Alden Bugly says:

    Shoulda just whacked the van with a bazooka round or two – no running then!

    • scott says:

      Yeah, because all of our Border Patrol are equipped with those.

    • kmd says:

      I bet you’re one of those geniuses who believes that “if you never do anything wrong you don’t have anything to worry about from the police!”

      • Captain Wow says:

        what’s wrong with that? Oh! Wait! I see. You’ve got a problem with authority right? Are you one of those ignorant people who say ‘F^ck the Police!’
        What’d you get busted for?

        • blossomawesome says:

          dot. dot. dot.
          you don’t have to get “busted” for anything to have a bad experience with the
          cops. you do know that, right?

          • Lunchbox says:

            Amazingly enough, contrary to idiotic belief, you have to be doing SOMETHING to garner the attention of the police. Most cops don’t stop people just for shits and giggles… something to do with the Constitution, I hear.

            • rambowisthshizit says:

              dude the cops around my town stop people for all sorts of shits and
              giggles, then they make up a reason for pulling them over, or they see something (inside the car) that they never would have seen had the car been moving and give the person a ticket for it. ex. my mom got pulled over once because supposedly her light for her license plate was dead. when she got home, she realized her car didn’t even have a light for the license plate.

              the point is that they need to fill thier quotas at the end of the month and stop anybody they feel like to see if they got something wrong and ticket them for it.

              • Rina says:

                In most states you are required by law to have a light to properly illuminate your license plate whether or not there was one there originally. Assuming of course you aren’t cruising around in an antique car, and if you were well then you were just asking for attention

              • czuhc says:

                Where’s Eliot Ness when you need him ?

            • Ryannon says:

              Umm sweetness, love you to pieces but I was pulled over in Davie Florida for doing nothing. Well, my tag was run for doing nothing and it was then discovered that my license was suspended. Bastidge followed me all the way home hoping he could catch me doing something else to warrant running my tag. Needless to say, the ticket was thrown out when I went to court and he was reprimanded. He never said why he ran my tag but the judge had her suspicions.

            • Atari says:

              That’s just naivety, or willing ignorance.

          • Mr. Anderson says:

            Hellz yeah. I was just working at my office and three undercover cops “busted” in, going from cubicle to cubicle, looking for yours truly. Tried to hide, but alas, got caught.

            Wait. Sorry, that was “The Matrix.”

          • Captain Wow says:

            I believe that people who have a problem with authority, cops for instance, have a guilty conscience. Why all the hate? They’re probably mad because they got caught doing something they shouldn’t be doing.

    • DuReve says:

      Why don’t you whack yourself with a bazooka?

  10. Ana says:

    lol Now where did they all came from? So many! :D

  11. Proana says:

    Cop shoulda shot them all.

    • CheekyCherry says:

      Not if his shooting is as any good as his catching abilities.

    • coyote says:

      His camera was left in the car.

    • DuReve says:

      Why don’t you go shoot yourself for being such a racist prick?

      • Lunchbox says:

        Wow, maybe you should swallow that pill yourself, for being such an intolerant prick?

      • AdmiralBob says:

        How do you know everyone in the van was of a different race than the officer? or than Proana or that the van’s payload was of a homogeneous racial makeup? You were just judging them buy the color of their skin weren’t you? WEREN’T YOU!?

        Thats profiling and you should be ashamed…

        • Avis says:

          Among other things that you might need, would you like an apostrophe?

          • AdmiralBob says:

            Yes. Yes I would… I would also like to sell a vowel.. the ‘u’ in ‘buy’ please.

            • Avis says:

              Care to explain that one?

              • AdmiralBob says:

                You were just judging them buy the color of their skin weren’t you?

                *Sell the vowel* ==>

                You were just judging them by the color of their skin weren’t you?

                • Avis says:

                  Wow, I MUST be tired. In my defense, I have just gotten home from a VERY long train trip. Coach.

                  • coyote says:

                    I could have been worse. I could have been freight or an over crowded minivan.

                    • coyote says:

                      Just one minute! I just rewatched the clip. Where you one of those that got on the drivers side? You did indeed have an interesting trip.

                      • Avis says:

                        I don’t drive. Ever.

                        • coyote says:

                          I didn’t say that you drove. I said, “…got out on the drivers side?” Okay, okay. I inserted the out that I left out in the original. If you had not replied I never would have noticed and gone happily along with my life. Now I fell diminished and it is all your fault! Happy? Hmmm? Rats.

                        • Avis says:

                          Fell diminished? Are you feeling OK?

                        • Ryannon says:

                          He passed the test. He will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Coyote.

                        • coyote says:

                          This is not my day. Actually I feel crappy and ought to go to bed and feel crappy there. At least a bit further down I found a twit to vent my spleen on. Not nice from any viewpoint, but soothing.

                        • Ryannon says:

                          Careful Coyote. I once cracked two ribs and bruised my spleen while I was in bed sleeping. Don’t ask. But the odd thing was, the ER doctor was more concerned about my spleen than my ribs.
                          Oh and feel better!

                        • Avis says:

                          Coyote, is this something we should worry about? I really do hope all is well with you. And that is exactly what twits are for. Though I might exchange that vowel for another.

                        • coyote says:

                          Worry? No. I had a CT/PET scan yesterday and the glop that is put inside their victims always makes me sick. On the first Cat scan I had I was “sick” all over their machine and myself. I called it volcano barfing, as opposed to the bazooka variety. Ruined a brand new t-shirt in the bargain. Remember what your mommy said about wearing clean underwear and hospitals.

                        • coyote says:

                          I am sorry Ryannon, but I have to ask if I am to sleep tonight. How does one go about busting two ribs and damaging ones spleen in ones sleep? A very lumpy mattress?

                        • Ryannon says:

                          I was sleeping in a day bed that had high wooden sides and I apparently decided to reach over them in my sleep to the bedside table. It’s the only thing I could find to explain it. I think my doctor never truly trusted my explanation though. My then-boyfriend was out of town and he was skeptical as well until my son told him i talk and walk in my sleep.

                        • Avis says:

                          Oh Coyote! I’ve had a MRI or two in my time and I didn’t care for the crap they injected into me! I’ve had a Cat scan too, but don’t remember any glop. Keep in mind, I was about seven at the time.
                          And Ryannon, please do tell, inquiring minds want to know!

                        • coyote says:

                          Two nights ago one of my nieces awoke to find that she was texting a friend. Complete gibberish. Which is what most of her texts are, as far as I can see.

                        • Ryannon says:

                          My brothers used to share a room when they were younger and my mom used to go in and find them talking to each other in their sleep. I had to close my bedroom door in NJ because I was afraid I would walk out and fall down my stairs.

                        • coyote says:

                          Afraid that you would take flight and injure yourself on the landing eh.

                        • coyote says:

                          Lord! That shows you what shape I am in. Goodnight to all.

                        • Ryannon says:

                          I did it the first year I lived there and was awake. There was no way I trusted it asleep. My friends know that if they call and I am sleeping, unless they keep me on the phone for more than a minute, I won’t recall talking to them.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Coyote…you’ll let us know when the results are in, right? I’ve been thinking of you.

                          *hug!*

                          Hm. Don’t think I have any fun sleeping stories. OH! There is one. Apparently someone called me waaaaay to early one morning, and I got irked about it. Later that day, I went looking for the phone and couldn’t find it. I searched and searched…eventually I found it in the freezer. Apparently I had put it in there when I was still half asleep, ‘cuz I certainly don’t remember doing it.

                        • Avis says:

                          What made you look in the freezer?

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          *snork*

                          I went in there much later to get something to defrost for dinner. I opened the freezer door and there it was.

                          I was somewhat bemused. I literally have no memory of how it got there.

                        • Avis says:

                          I have done things like that. My keys end up in the strangest of
                          places. Medicine cabinet. Dresser drawers (inside, not on top of). Crisperdrawer of my fridge. You know, the usual places.

                        • Avis says:

                          I am too tired. I am going to sleep. The beer MIGHT have something to d owith this. Good night all!

                        • titaniumspork19 says:

                          I’ve apparently yelled at my brother in my sleep many times. One of the weirdest feelings is when you hear yourself in a dream and realize you can hear yourself in real life, too.

                    • Avis says:

                      This was actually the best and least troublesome of all the train trips I have ever taken. I’m just happy to be home, and to be able to sleep in my own damn bed. In a room that is warmer than, say, 45 degrees.

      • hitemlow says:

        What’s wrong with being a racist? Are you a Jungle Bunny, Missippi Tree Ornament, an Apple, Forbidden Fruit, a Porch Monkey, a Lawn Jockey, an Alabama Windchime, a Tonk, or something? (the definitions can be found on RSDB.org) Everybody likes being a racist.

        • No senor. No le gusta jodo en el burro. No le gusta racista. No le gusta ensen joder el burro. 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101110 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100110 01100101 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100010 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01100111 01101110 01100001 01101110 01110100 00101110 00001101 00001010 Ahora figure eso fuera, la ramera.

  12. oscar says:

    I count 17.

    • dilettante says:

      Oscar! Yay!
      This fail is brought to you by the letter F and the number 17.

      • Ryannon says:

        One two three
        Four five six
        Seven eight nine
        Ten eleven twelve
        Immigrants
        Came to the Immigrants’ picnic
        .
        One two three
        Four five six
        Seven eight nine
        Ten eleven twelve
        And they all ran from the van
        At the Immigrants’ picnic
        .
        They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races
        They fell on their backs and they fell on their faces
        The Immigrants 12
        At the Immigrants’ picnic

    • Mario. says:

      13 maybe?

  13. TehRoxzorOfSorts says:

    clown car.

  14. chuck says:

    epic win for immigrants.

  15. Edge says:

    I can just imagine Yakety Sax in this video.

    *Turns on sound*

    Wow, I failed hard.

  16. Segundo says:

    Cue the Benny Hill music!!!

  17. CheekyCherry says:

    All those people and he couldn’t grab one? Amazing…

  18. OldManMontgomery says:

    I remember those days. I could usually get four; the first two I grabbed and the last two slow guys.

    Always, always; get the driver first! And the car keys.

    Then call for back up and search the rest out of the field where they’re hiding between the rows of growth. Gads. What a way to make a living.

    And then, every so often; one finds a load of marijuana or other illegal substance and a driver who will attempt to ‘protect’ his load. That part isn’t so funny.

  19. PsychoDuck says:

    Nothing like a Mexican clown car to break up the monotony of border patrol. Well, that, and a makeshift mortar bomb, which actually breaks up a lot more than monotony.

  20. Blackup says:

    holy shit that was alot of them in there!

  21. T says:

    whats with the bad music

  22. cable says:

    loled.
    the cop was sooooo confused :)

  23. Soulcrun says:

    Lol wtf :D

    Like 10 Arabs in one vehicle and the cop not noticing…

  24. Crungely says:

    Stupid foreign/immigration policy FAIL. Good thing all those tax dollars are going to keeping America’s hardest-working employees out. Imagine if businesses in the southern states could all find inexpensive (to them, though not to the workers) labor, and thereby lower their prices… good grief, the standard of living for everyone might actually go up!

  25. matt says:

    No way is there enough room in a van for all those people. I love how they just come out the other side when he tries to get the ones in the back. wonder if they got the van back later…

  26. Connor says:

    song name?

  27. 100F says:

    another proof of how stupid can the people from us be.

    notice that i didn’t say “americans” because america is a continent, and not just a country. maybe they should put that in books.

    viva mexico putos!!!

  28. eflnefwlnweflnefwlnefwkln says:

    I win. The sound was turned off, and in my head the same song was playing. … I discovered this, of course, when halfway through the video I imagined the song playing and turned it on, curious to see if they might be playing the same song. OH YEAH! I need to get excited about things that aren’t lame.

  29. WilliamCA says:

    I wanna know how this border agent could fail that hard. He couldn’t catch one of these guys?? Is this where my tax dollars are going??

    • Ryannon says:

      No, your tax dollars go into the donuts that fuel his belly that slowed him down. If he was smart, he would surround the van with rattlesnakes first and THEN try to get one to come out. Call in the tow truck and sort them out later.

  30. HvsL says:

    I actually went back and watched the rear window to see if they were coming from another car or underneath or something. . .
    I think they really all were in there. . . wtf that’s crazy.

  31. Marius says:

    Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame
    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
    Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
    A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
    Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
    Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
    The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame,
    “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
    With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
    -Emma Lazarus

    • Lunchbox says:

      I’m glad you took the Liberty to post that, Marius!

    • GuyWithDogs says:

      Yeah, you’d think. Try immigrating LEGALLY. Basically, if you have a decent education and come from a G8 country, you’re out of luck. Unless you’re a nurse – you can basically get a green card at the US border if you’re a nurse. It’s part of the recruiting package they hand out at Canadian nursing schools – get your RN, come to the US, get a job AND a green card.

      It’s hard to get a green card if you’re married to an US citizen. And expensive.

      I got mine through employment, where a company I worked for was bought and moved by a US company. Fortunately, that company also paid for the immigration fees for myself and my family, so that saved about $20,000. Still took 3 years.

      It’s far easier to wash up on shore and claim refugee status.

  32. 56k says:

    What’s the name of this song ?

  33. Alzarahn says:

    Anyone else think this should be sped up and played with Benny Hill music?

  34. Dork'd says:

    14? And he didn’t get one?

    Failcop reporting for duty!

  35. dave says:

    Two words, epic win

  36. Edison says:

    Whoa… there were about 30 people in that van… HOW DID THEY DO THAT?

  37. Dieguillo_O says:

    HAHAHAHAHA, OMG I haven’t laughed that much in days ^^.

    And the music it’s just PERFECT.

  38. 3js says:

    1. So many ppl in the vehicle?!
    2. The policeman couldn’t even catch 1 person? o.o

  39. BAW says:

    The Keystone Kops.

  40. SmileyPredator says:

    This only re-enforces the stereotype of Mexicans being able to crowd into small spaces…

    • GuyWithDogs says:

      That’s not a stereotype I know of. What reinforces the stereotype is when they all come back with 3 bushels of cabbages they just picked in the field they ran into.

  41. matt says:

    where’s the cop’s backup? how about drawing a firearm? stupid FAILcop.

  42. ELBAD says:

    lol they just keep coming out like its a clown car

  43. grus says:

    Man that is a fail. Suck to be them.

  44. masterbaiter says:

    you guys fail at life.

  45. Xezlec says:

    testing 123

  46. Jose says:

    I’m of mexian roots, and I feel insulted.

  47. Muntz says:

    It looks like a wal-mart win to me.

  48. Jose says:

    I feel insulted because everyone thinks we are all like these guys.

    and I’d say it’s a home depot win.

    • Xezlec says:

      Who is insulting you exactly? The illegal immigrants in the video? The cop (not) chasing them? The person who posted this funny video here? Should I feel insulted because the cop is American?

      Idiot.
      (There, now you can feel insulted.)

  49. 2 by 4 says:

    thats a sweet ride! what is that a 98?

  50. Srsly says:

    This is old, too. Can you guys find any newer videos, please? Thanks.

  51. blogblackstreetbbw says:

    Now we know how the illegal immigrants got into the country, and whose fault it is.

  52. Sister says:

    Go brothers, go! Take the power back!

  53. binxbinx says:

    jesus christ look at the mexicans pile outta there like a bloody clown car LOL

  54. Richard Zelman says:

    Anybody get a count of winigrants coming out of that van? I think I saw 12.

  55. bobdmighty says:

    Ah, yes… arguments on the interwebs. Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics folks. Even if you win, you’re still a retard.

  56. O'Dissious says:

    More reason why Border Patrol Agents should carry machine guns*

    * And have the right to use them !!!!!!!

  57. havoc says:

    Why does it feel like the “Benny Hill Theme” should be playing in the background?

  58. GhettoMaster says:

    BAM!!!!!!!!!!! I just like the attention.

  59. Kevion says:

    anyone notice the lack of instruments in the car and the misplaced camera behind the front seats instead of mounted on the dash? yeah, totally faked video

  60. Lol says:

    Whats the name of this song?

  61. Lakario says:

    Goddamn illegals GTFO my country.

    • Sister says:

      I hope they move into a town near you! When your mortgage falls through, they can buy your repo’d house with pennies and take a dump in your flower bed.

    • theo says:

      You invaded the country first, moron. A shame your life already over. You will go nowhere and stay as dumb as you are. your life must be so sad, you stupid racist.

  62. tingles says:

    reminds me of some 1920′s black and white movie

  63. Zombii says:

    Clown Car fail.

  64. Ethan says:

    It’s sorta more WIN than FAIL to me.

  65. Kanbadak says:

    did anyone manage to count how many there were? i counted like 15 people coming from the car…..

  66. tommy says:

    Funny as crap. I have seen this at the circus…

  67. Quint says:

    Anything put to the song “Yakkety Sax” is funny

  68. Anonymoose says:

    There has never been a more appropriate use of the Benny Hill music.

  69. d34th55ku11 says:

    aaaaah the old 20 people in the car gig

  70. C says:

    I pity him….

  71. Z33k3 says:

    How many Mexicans does it take to fill that van? The world may never know.

  72. Kevin Is Azn says:

    LOL, thats like the clown car one

  73. brad says:

    LOL i counted 14

  74. Ryan M says:

    sabrinaZ thank you for getting the perfect song :D

  75. latesaidtherabbit says:

    its like a clown car

  76. nickd says:

    that was one of the greatest benny hill montages I have ever seen

  77. Hernando says:

    ZERG RUSH!!!

  78. God says:

    Geez, how many people were in that car?

  79. ABCD says:

    GO GO GO GO GO!!!

    Hope they all made it. Luckily most cops are retarded. (Kinda like the average inbred american, see racist comments above for proof).

    • Sworn says:

      Possibly the most contradictory statement ive read in a good while. By stereotyping the “average americna” as inbred and racist, you yourself are showing urself to be a racist also. i wouldve thought that would have been obvious while u were writing.

  80. austin says:

    cop: “ok, lets get the story straight, they had m16′s, grenade launchers, and a river troll….yeah a river troll…”

  81. Branman275 says:

    Damn illegals.

  82. hahahah… it makes my day LOL

  83. Chestor says:

    My People Win

  84. Jo S says:

    Haha. The Benny Hill Music just made it so much more epic.
    They were like clowns the way they kept coming out.

  85. poop says:

    mexican win

  86. bilbo says:

    you didnt say first

  87. Rob says:

    “I’m tellin you! they multiply if you throw water on them! One of them spilled some on the guy next to him and like thirty more just sprouted. And ive had mixed reports that if you feed them after midnight they attack you.”

  88. attorneys says:

    border patrols are heroic?

  89. Nothing like a Mexican clown car to break up the monotony of border patrol. Well, that, and a makeshift mortar bomb, which actually breaks up a lot more than monotony.

  90. “I’m tellin you! they multiply if you throw water on them! One of them spilled some on the guy next to him and like thirty more just sprouted. And ive had mixed reports that if you feed them after midnight they attack you.”

  91. Weirdo Dudeo says:

    Listen, if your not gonna catch em then u gota shoot em. This cop did neither and so he is now an official member of the NOOOOOOOOOOB society…


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