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lol
Omg. You didn’t say first. I love you now.
But just wait, the people in 5th and 6th will. I guarantee you. I’ll bet that prostitute I just bought.
did you buy her at the sex sale?
faeces.
YES!!! THIS IS MY MOMENT…. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I AM FINALLY FIRST!!!!! FIRST I TELL YOU!!!! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!
*masturbates*
You got some spooge on your chin.
those crafty mexicans
cowboys dont suck you little bitch cowboys for the win
(
FTW)
You are my favorite person :’D
You didn’t say FIRST!
Or Saks
You didn’t say FIRST!
moo
noo
ooo
MORE LIKE IMMIGRANTS WIN
they’re called illegal aliens and you’re wrong; the terrorists win
is this george or dick? wait, i know, you’re bill o’reilly
Funny, I was thinking Ann Coulter. Oh wait! Have you ever seen Bill and Ann in the same room at the same time? Me neither. That’s it! Ann Coulter is Bill O’Reilly in drag.
Genius!
I never saw Sarah Palin and George Bush in the same room together… do you think…?
Wait, I never saw Santa and Rudolph “the Red-Nosed Reindeer” in the same room together… do you think…?
I’ve never seen Dick York and Dick Sargent on the same episode. . .do you think I’m bewitched?
Mr. Ed and Mr. Bush, also never seen together… and Marius, I think you’re bewitching! Or, at least kinda voodoo-ey…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9s66TCVaxU
Now you have
finkle and einhorn, finkle and einhorn…
OMG.
YES.
Almost there, baby?
With our non-toxic, edible jellies and lubes, you’ll be “there” in an instant.
Wait, why would you want to come in an instant?
Actually they hate each other. Coulter really hates him and his ego forces him to hate her.
I think I just vomited.
But, you can’t be sure?
I think even Bill O’reilly is freaked out by that woman.
Actually, I prefer to refer to them as “persons of negotiable nationality”
“ambiguously naturalized”
Yes, OLOLOL
they’re called illegal aliens? sooo they’re not called immigrants?…uh why? lol
At least they aren’t wiping out all the inhabitants when they move in the way we did it.
Immigrants: come here legally and assimilate.
Illegal Aliens: come here illegally, usually do not assimilate, usually commit fraud to get benefits and services and in many cases commit other crimes on top of that.
This really should be obvious. Quit making excuses for them.
For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.
i like how u didnt say first
initial, sooner, earliest, premier, starter, beginner, earliest, original, foremost, primary
There ought to be clowns.
Send them in!
No, wait, don’t. Please.
They’re already here.
Oh for heaven’s sake! Of all the ear worms in the world you had to stick THAT one in my head?!?!
Maybe next year???
Lol, it’s stuck in mine too, now!
Those wacky americans… always trying to sneak into Canada!
lalz
See, even immigrants won’t drive our cars..
Fail, at least grab one copper!
*grabs a copper*
Um…what do I do with him now?
Copper clappers?
clap cop clap off
*cops a feel*
*cops off*
*feels embarrassed*
*cops a plea*
*cops a cape of a corpse in the copse*
They’re kept in the copper clapper closet.
There are obviously no vintage Johnny Carson, Jack Webb fans about.
Now let me get this straight: Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered the Clean Copper Clappers Kept in the Closet were Copped by Claude Cooper, the Kleptomaniac from Cleveland, is that right?
Recycle it. Copper is going for a lot these days!
If grab another you can put your two cents worth in.
Ha, good work
7th!! And goddamnit i was on here when this was posted and i still didn’t get first!
You, my dear Sir, fail
… dark Sargasm’s in the classroom …
If this is a pun, I don’t get it.
lol!
Its’ a play on a lyric from Pink Floyd’s “Brick in the Wall”. Only the correct lyric includes the word “sarcasm”, so it’s a play on his name.
*slinks off to be obscure again
teachers! leave them kids alone…
But, what about the pudding bukkit? I didn’t eat my meat!
But it was in a box for you and everything!
No i really was in 7th place. But then they started doing threads and stuff!
Damn bunch of Mexican seamstresses and their illegal ET threads.
Number on you because you actually wanted to put ‘FIRST’, and two you fail for saying that particularly disgusting cuss word.
Number on me? No one pulls a number on me!
you’re sixth…
Damn that’s a lot of people
No, it’s just the same one using different avatars.
LOL. We crack up sometimes.
No, wait, that wasn’t –
NO U!
Don’t you dare do go and that!
What did he go and do?
Nuthin’, Sqwerlly said it yesterday and I’m not over it yet. Do go and that!
Wait wait. You and fuzz were accused of being the same person and different avatars? bwahahahahaha that’s ballsy.
I know, look at this. http://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/?cp=all#comment-224334
Wtf?
For the record, I love you guys in a very non-stalkerish way. I’m not alone!
Awww. Thanks, Ry. I’m certain fuzzy would agree we love you, too.
Hee…! I was highly amused by that as well.
Wasn’t it Bondfan who thought you were a man?!
YES!
*snork*
I’d forgotten about that.
Isn’t it a rule, all women on the internet are really men?
That rule was created by a man who seriously underestimates women.
Just proof that ANYTHING is funnier with Yakkety Sax
yakkety sax dont come back
Yakkety Sax = automatic 5 stars
Agreed, anything can be made better with Yakkety Sax.
Yeah minivans have 4 doors now
Technically 5, you forgot the back hatch that qualifies as a door unless it is a window. In this case, it could be a window and there was a maid in the back.
Unless it’s a van that’s carrying doors to a construction site and then the van has more than four or five doors.
And don’t forget the ladder.
You, Sir present a convincing argument
You spelled “ma’am” wrong.
Shoulda just whacked the van with a bazooka round or two – no running then!
Yeah, because all of our Border Patrol are equipped with those.
In a perfect world…
… we’d get to see each other ever day.
*sighs*
^y
Bukkit?
Yup, you can haz bukkit.
I bet you’re one of those geniuses who believes that “if you never do anything wrong you don’t have anything to worry about from the police!”
what’s wrong with that? Oh! Wait! I see. You’ve got a problem with authority right? Are you one of those ignorant people who say ‘F^ck the Police!’
What’d you get busted for?
dot. dot. dot.
you don’t have to get “busted” for anything to have a bad experience with the
cops. you do know that, right?
Amazingly enough, contrary to idiotic belief, you have to be doing SOMETHING to garner the attention of the police. Most cops don’t stop people just for shits and giggles… something to do with the Constitution, I hear.
dude the cops around my town stop people for all sorts of shits and
giggles, then they make up a reason for pulling them over, or they see something (inside the car) that they never would have seen had the car been moving and give the person a ticket for it. ex. my mom got pulled over once because supposedly her light for her license plate was dead. when she got home, she realized her car didn’t even have a light for the license plate.
the point is that they need to fill thier quotas at the end of the month and stop anybody they feel like to see if they got something wrong and ticket them for it.
In most states you are required by law to have a light to properly illuminate your license plate whether or not there was one there originally. Assuming of course you aren’t cruising around in an antique car, and if you were well then you were just asking for attention
Where’s Eliot Ness when you need him ?
Umm sweetness, love you to pieces but I was pulled over in Davie Florida for doing nothing. Well, my tag was run for doing nothing and it was then discovered that my license was suspended. Bastidge followed me all the way home hoping he could catch me doing something else to warrant running my tag. Needless to say, the ticket was thrown out when I went to court and he was reprimanded. He never said why he ran my tag but the judge had her suspicions.
A cop once pulled me over to ask me for a date. He even admitted it. Too bad he was ugly and stupid. Otherwise, it would’ve been hot.
All the Davie cops were hot at one point, including this one. But they all shaved their heads and tried this tough guy crap. The judge pretty much insinuated he pulled me over just to ask me out but was surprised when my son came out of my house and was as big as he was teehee
Hell, in my neck of the woods, people get pulled over all the time just for DWB.
Mine too. Way too often.
You guys act like DWB is not a crime. In most of the US, Driving While Besotted is illegal, what’s the matter with you guys!
That’s just naivety, or willing ignorance.
Hellz yeah. I was just working at my office and three undercover cops “busted” in, going from cubicle to cubicle, looking for yours truly. Tried to hide, but alas, got caught.
Wait. Sorry, that was “The Matrix.”
When I was a kid, there was an undercover cop working in my kindergarten and he used to get into all kinds of trouble, and was unnecessarily tough with the kids. And then he became the governor of California.
Was it a tumor??
It’s not a legistator!!!
It was a real sex machine, imho.
It’s not a tumah!!!!!
Actually it is.
AVIS!
*hug*
How was your christmas? Did you manage to not murder your family?
*hugs back*
Barely. I will post about it soon. political debates, marathon shopping, the coldest bedroom in the world, these are only some of the things I have to talk about. This does not take into account the train trip part of it all.
I did pretty well though, I didn’t allow one of my aunts to pull me into political argument. There being a difference between debate and argument.
I believe that people who have a problem with authority, cops for instance, have a guilty conscience. Why all the hate? They’re probably mad because they got caught doing something they shouldn’t be doing.
Why don’t you whack yourself with a bazooka?
Good thinking.
great song choice
Ek. This video would have been better with a different song.
Not possible. Though, it would have been funnier if the video were running at twice normal speed.
Yakety Sax = Best Chase Song = Double Speed. Fact.
That’s commonly known as the Benny Hill syndrome.
lol Now where did they all came from? So many!
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…
No, coyote, don’t lie to the girl. They shot out of a penis slide.
Perhaps we are both wrong and it was a Pikachu.
lol I forgot about that one. Babies come from an enormous female Pikachu, Ana. I hope this clears it up!
When a giant pikachu and penis slide love each other very much…
What part of the reproduction process requires “love” exactly?
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.
First!
fail.
Cop shoulda shot them all.
Not if his shooting is as any good as his catching abilities.
Aw, but the fail would be so much failier then!
His camera was left in the car.
Why don’t you go shoot yourself for being such a racist prick?
Wow, maybe you should swallow that pill yourself, for being such an intolerant prick?
How do you know everyone in the van was of a different race than the officer? or than Proana or that the van’s payload was of a homogeneous racial makeup? You were just judging them buy the color of their skin weren’t you? WEREN’T YOU!?
Thats profiling and you should be ashamed…
Among other things that you might need, would you like an apostrophe?
Yes. Yes I would… I would also like to sell a vowel.. the ‘u’ in ‘buy’ please.
Care to explain that one?
You were just judging them buy the color of their skin weren’t you?
*Sell the vowel* ==>
You were just judging them by the color of their skin weren’t you?
Wow, I MUST be tired. In my defense, I have just gotten home from a VERY long train trip. Coach.
I could have been worse. I could have been freight or an over crowded minivan.
Just one minute! I just rewatched the clip. Where you one of those that got on the drivers side? You did indeed have an interesting trip.
I don’t drive. Ever.
I didn’t say that you drove. I said, “…got out on the drivers side?” Okay, okay. I inserted the out that I left out in the original. If you had not replied I never would have noticed and gone happily along with my life. Now I fell diminished and it is all your fault! Happy? Hmmm? Rats.
Fell diminished? Are you feeling OK?
He passed the test. He will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Coyote.
This is not my day. Actually I feel crappy and ought to go to bed and feel crappy there. At least a bit further down I found a twit to vent my spleen on. Not nice from any viewpoint, but soothing.
Careful Coyote. I once cracked two ribs and bruised my spleen while I was in bed sleeping. Don’t ask. But the odd thing was, the ER doctor was more concerned about my spleen than my ribs.
Oh and feel better!
Coyote, is this something we should worry about? I really do hope all is well with you. And that is exactly what twits are for. Though I might exchange that vowel for another.
Worry? No. I had a CT/PET scan yesterday and the glop that is put inside their victims always makes me sick. On the first Cat scan I had I was “sick” all over their machine and myself. I called it volcano barfing, as opposed to the bazooka variety. Ruined a brand new t-shirt in the bargain. Remember what your mommy said about wearing clean underwear and hospitals.
I am sorry Ryannon, but I have to ask if I am to sleep tonight. How does one go about busting two ribs and damaging ones spleen in ones sleep? A very lumpy mattress?
I was sleeping in a day bed that had high wooden sides and I apparently decided to reach over them in my sleep to the bedside table. It’s the only thing I could find to explain it. I think my doctor never truly trusted my explanation though. My then-boyfriend was out of town and he was skeptical as well until my son told him i talk and walk in my sleep.
Oh Coyote! I’ve had a MRI or two in my time and I didn’t care for the crap they injected into me! I’ve had a Cat scan too, but don’t remember any glop. Keep in mind, I was about seven at the time.
And Ryannon, please do tell, inquiring minds want to know!
Two nights ago one of my nieces awoke to find that she was texting a friend. Complete gibberish. Which is what most of her texts are, as far as I can see.
My brothers used to share a room when they were younger and my mom used to go in and find them talking to each other in their sleep. I had to close my bedroom door in NJ because I was afraid I would walk out and fall down my stairs.
Afraid that you would take flight and injure yourself on the landing eh.
Lord! That shows you what shape I am in. Goodnight to all.
I did it the first year I lived there and was awake. There was no way I trusted it asleep. My friends know that if they call and I am sleeping, unless they keep me on the phone for more than a minute, I won’t recall talking to them.
Coyote…you’ll let us know when the results are in, right? I’ve been thinking of you.
*hug!*
Hm. Don’t think I have any fun sleeping stories. OH! There is one. Apparently someone called me waaaaay to early one morning, and I got irked about it. Later that day, I went looking for the phone and couldn’t find it. I searched and searched…eventually I found it in the freezer. Apparently I had put it in there when I was still half asleep, ‘cuz I certainly don’t remember doing it.
What made you look in the freezer?
*snork*
I went in there much later to get something to defrost for dinner. I opened the freezer door and there it was.
I was somewhat bemused. I literally have no memory of how it got there.
I have done things like that. My keys end up in the strangest of
places. Medicine cabinet. Dresser drawers (inside, not on top of). Crisperdrawer of my fridge. You know, the usual places.
I am too tired. I am going to sleep. The beer MIGHT have something to d owith this. Good night all!
I’ve apparently yelled at my brother in my sleep many times. One of the weirdest feelings is when you hear yourself in a dream and realize you can hear yourself in real life, too.
This was actually the best and least troublesome of all the train trips I have ever taken. I’m just happy to be home, and to be able to sleep in my own damn bed. In a room that is warmer than, say, 45 degrees.
What’s wrong with being a racist? Are you a Jungle Bunny, Missippi Tree Ornament, an Apple, Forbidden Fruit, a Porch Monkey, a Lawn Jockey, an Alabama Windchime, a Tonk, or something? (the definitions can be found on RSDB.org) Everybody likes being a racist.
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I count 17.
Oscar! Yay!
This fail is brought to you by the letter F and the number 17.
One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
Immigrants
Came to the Immigrants’ picnic
.
One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
And they all ran from the van
At the Immigrants’ picnic
.
They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races
They fell on their backs and they fell on their faces
The Immigrants 12
At the Immigrants’ picnic
Lol! They couldn’t have had room for even one sandwich in that vehicle, though!
OMG you have kids, you should know the ladybug picnic! I love that song. Dillie made me start singing it and now it is stuck in my head. Her and her damn Sesame Street reference.
Muahahaha
13 maybe?
clown car.
epic win for immigrants.
they shooped his woop.
They were chargin their lazers.
I can just imagine Yakety Sax in this video.
*Turns on sound*
Wow, I failed hard.
Cue the Benny Hill music!!!
Title of the song fail.
This is the first fail I’ve seen with this music where I felt like the music really fit the video.
All those people and he couldn’t grab one? Amazing…
Er, it’s fake, obviously.
Funny, though.
Why must you shatter the illusion for me? *cries*
You are fake! Your mom is fake!
Additionally, that’s what SHE said. SHE was a HE!
Funny, tough.
I remember those days. I could usually get four; the first two I grabbed and the last two slow guys.
Always, always; get the driver first! And the car keys.
Then call for back up and search the rest out of the field where they’re hiding between the rows of growth. Gads. What a way to make a living.
And then, every so often; one finds a load of marijuana or other illegal substance and a driver who will attempt to ‘protect’ his load. That part isn’t so funny.
Nothing like a Mexican clown car to break up the monotony of border patrol. Well, that, and a makeshift mortar bomb, which actually breaks up a lot more than monotony.
holy shit that was alot of them in there!
whats with the bad music
umm, you spelled awesome wrong
win
loled.
the cop was sooooo confused
Lol wtf
Like 10 Arabs in one vehicle and the cop not noticing…
Yes, border patrol pulling over vans full of illegal arabs is more of a normal occurrence since the US started sharing a border with middle eastern countries earlier this year.
“Arabs.”
I don’t know whether this is the saddest or the funniest thing I’ve ever seen some ignorant racist dipshit write.
I know! Both.
I wasn’t being racist… I’m not English so it’s hard to have the proper word choice all the time you know…
crazy plate tectonics
hey asshole!!!
unless this is a heavily customized van, capable of crossing the ocean, you should really whatch this:
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3283/freevectorworldmapzy7.jpg
it should explain somethings for you… but if you have any question just let me know
*raises hand*
Umm, teacher, I have to go to the bathroom…
Piss in Ann Coulter’s mouth. I heard she likes it.
Ewww! Ew! Ick!
*shudders*
Hi, Avis!
*hugs*
Hey!
I just got back into town about 3 hours ago! Give me a day or so and I’ll post the details. It was an … interesting trip.
*hugs lunchbox*
HAH!!!!
Another asshole question ?
Lulz win.
Bass clef. Daring choice.
Stupid foreign/immigration policy FAIL. Good thing all those tax dollars are going to keeping America’s hardest-working employees out. Imagine if businesses in the southern states could all find inexpensive (to them, though not to the workers) labor, and thereby lower their prices… good grief, the standard of living for everyone might actually go up!
i keep hearing this “mexicans are so hard working!” comment. ummm…….they don’t work that hard because they want to, trust me! they would rather not work at all, like the russians! they do the jobs like roofing, yard work, etc. because that’s all they CAN do! they are barely educated, and usually can’t speak our language. how many jobs does that leave?
I thought the calculus question had more to do with how many impoverished family members at home, separated from there loved one, does it leave.
i’d take your word if you could say what you’re saying in spanish.
but youre so stupid you will not..
Bien hecho, maricon, que ha demostrado ser tan ignorante puto como el tipo que está inflamado. ¿Por qué no vas aprender español, también?
Oh Lunchbox, you are so sexy when you type French. Aye carramba!
dude.. yo hablo español… and that, for sure is not spanish… is just words
No, lunchbox hablo en español, no esta bien español pero es
español.
Si, esta espanol. Pero, esta espanol de Google Translator, y no esta bien.
Te entendi, caja de almuerzo.
QUE?!?
Dije que hables en espanol.
Pienso que tú no hablo español si piensas que esto es solo un coleción de palabras.
If you had the choice, would you work? Probably not. Most people, “would rather not work.” And about them being barely educated, have you seen the education system in Mexico? How could they be educated? You, of course, seem so VERY intelligent. Just a question. Can you fix your own roof? No? Shocker.
What does an obscure sexual reference have to do with this thread?
Do I even want to know?
From stuff I remember you’ve said before that relates to you disliking part of the reference, probably not
Two in the pink, one in the stink….
Two in the coot, one in the boot.
Umm, I think the bit about the education system was his point. Bad education system = barely any education = not much job opportunities.
i can fix my roof, install my carpet and tiles, and fix all the plumbing. i’m pretty good with wood, too.
intelligence is subjective, and irrelative.
“have you seen the education system in Mexico? How could they be educated?”
yes, exactly my point.
Southern states? Cheap source of labor?
You mean like this?
http://www.gwu.edu/~folklife/bighouse/panel9.html
No way is there enough room in a van for all those people. I love how they just come out the other side when he tries to get the ones in the back. wonder if they got the van back later…
song name?
If memory serves, it’s called “Yackety Sax.” It was the theme song for the British comedy show “Benny Hill” back in the … ’70s? Maybe into the ’80s?
Originally done by the late Boots Randolph
another proof of how stupid can the people from us be.
notice that i didn’t say “americans” because america is a continent, and not just a country. maybe they should put that in books.
viva mexico putos!!!
“america is a continent”
fail
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent
Geography fail.
North America and South America are continents. Central America is an isthmus.
As for how ’stupid’ that officer is, you try to maintain control over that many people and see how well you do.
wtf?
america, 2 continents?
please dont give me that panama crap!
i know you can do best!
Yes 100F, North America and South America are 2 continents.
Geography fail indeed. Read up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent
Better, not best. If you are going to condemn him, try hardest. hehehehe
Hardest?
Yes, hardest! Try to do a best job at joke recognition.
What a superlative string of replies!
We try our gooder.
another proof of how stupid can trolls be
Yeah, people who make comments like that make me laugh. All they are doing is showing the world how stupid they are.
You would rather he show you his penis?
Hey! Don’t make fun of people from we!
Good news oil measuring utensil! I feel lousy today and I am going to take it out on you.
1) It was said earlier, but since you are an idiot I will repeat it, There are North and South America.
2) What would you have those who live in the United States of America be called? Uniteds? Statesians? Ofittes?
3) The reason that no publisher has put your facts in a book is simple. It is because they do not wish to be perceived as uneducated dolts who would put any bit of randomness that wanders into their semiconsciousness into print. They prefer researched text.
4) You might wish to study some use upper and lower case letters. That would be a capital idea.
5) Hold this bit of wisdom to you desiccated soul: It is better to remain silent and have others think that you might be a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
If you feel offended by all of this tough.
Coyote, you make me happy.
I hope you feel better soon!
You said it, Avis. Coyote’s awesome, and feel better furry one.
*adds voice to praise-singing of coyote’s awesomeness*
*joins the choir*
*bows to Coyote’s might*
I win. The sound was turned off, and in my head the same song was playing. … I discovered this, of course, when halfway through the video I imagined the song playing and turned it on, curious to see if they might be playing the same song. OH YEAH! I need to get excited about things that aren’t lame.
wtf just happened here?
“… a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.”
Nahnahnahnah nahnahnahnah nahnahnahnah nahnahnahnah!
Am I allowed to adjust my horizontal and vertical though?
Oh god, don’t! You’ll cause a rift in the space-time continuum!!
Oh gad, not again…that thing’s been working pretty well lately.
I wanna know how this border agent could fail that hard. He couldn’t catch one of these guys?? Is this where my tax dollars are going??
No, your tax dollars go into the donuts that fuel his belly that slowed him down. If he was smart, he would surround the van with rattlesnakes first and THEN try to get one to come out. Call in the tow truck and sort them out later.
Johnny Cash would have used a ring of fire. AND rattlesnakes, cause that’s how he rolled.
I actually went back and watched the rear window to see if they were coming from another car or underneath or something. . .
I think they really all were in there. . . wtf that’s crazy.
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame,
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
-Emma Lazarus
I’m glad you took the Liberty to post that, Marius!
Yeah, you’d think. Try immigrating LEGALLY. Basically, if you have a decent education and come from a G8 country, you’re out of luck. Unless you’re a nurse – you can basically get a green card at the US border if you’re a nurse. It’s part of the recruiting package they hand out at Canadian nursing schools – get your RN, come to the US, get a job AND a green card.
It’s hard to get a green card if you’re married to an US citizen. And expensive.
I got mine through employment, where a company I worked for was bought and moved by a US company. Fortunately, that company also paid for the immigration fees for myself and my family, so that saved about $20,000. Still took 3 years.
It’s far easier to wash up on shore and claim refugee status.
What’s the name of this song ?
If only someone had posted it exactly two hours before. God, I wish there wasn’t only one comment on this page. How dull.
Second!
Since you are replying that makes two comments. Just thought that could help clarify that for you.
That’s why I’m Second!, silly pup, I was still writing it at the time.
Dang, I was online when you posted this and I could have been second if you didn’t post second first.
Anyone else think this should be sped up and played with Benny Hill music?
fail fail
14? And he didn’t get one?
Failcop reporting for duty!
Faildork for counting?
it’s a vagina not a clown car…
oops.. shit, never mind…
Two words, epic win
Four words, you mean ?
Whoa… there were about 30 people in that van… HOW DID THEY DO THAT?
You exaggerate ALL the time! Dork’d counted and there were only 14. You embarrass your namesake and the city in NJ.
14, actually. And no idea.
HAHAHAHAHA, OMG I haven’t laughed that much in days ^^.
And the music it’s just PERFECT.
1. So many ppl in the vehicle?!
2. The policeman couldn’t even catch 1 person? o.o
The Keystone Kops.
This only re-enforces the stereotype of Mexicans being able to crowd into small spaces…
That’s not a stereotype I know of. What reinforces the stereotype is when they all come back with 3 bushels of cabbages they just picked in the field they ran into.
where’s the cop’s backup? how about drawing a firearm? stupid FAILcop.
Great idea kill the unarmed non english speaking how are you gonna explain that at your hearing
Self-defence
Having a gun pointed at you is the universal sign for “shut the @#$& up and DON’T MOVE.”
It’s perfectly understandable in every language.
lol they just keep coming out like its a clown car
Ever seen a clown give birth? Looks just like that. They just keep coming out of the vagina.
Wow…they’re just like roaches…it’s a never ending parade from Mexico. Ugh.
Man that is a fail. Suck to be them.
you guys fail at life.
testing 123
I’m of mexian roots, and I feel insulted.
Mexian? Is that a hair color? What does your dye job have to do with this?
It looks like a wal-mart win to me.
I feel insulted because everyone thinks we are all like these guys.
and I’d say it’s a home depot win.
Who is insulting you exactly? The illegal immigrants in the video? The cop (not) chasing them? The person who posted this funny video here? Should I feel insulted because the cop is American?
Idiot.
(There, now you can feel insulted.)
the mexicans
thats a sweet ride! what is that a 98?
This is old, too. Can you guys find any newer videos, please? Thanks.
Now we know how the illegal immigrants got into the country, and whose fault it is.
Very much funny kkkkk
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Go brothers, go! Take the power back!
jesus christ look at the mexicans pile outta there like a bloody clown car LOL
Anybody get a count of winigrants coming out of that van? I think I saw 12.
Wait… now I’m up to 14.
No… 15. FIFTEEN!!! That’s after about five Al Gores, I got 15.
It’s epic.
Ah, yes… arguments on the interwebs. Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics folks. Even if you win, you’re still a retard.
More reason why Border Patrol Agents should carry machine guns*
* And have the right to use them !!!!!!!
Why does it feel like the “Benny Hill Theme” should be playing in the background?
Maybe because it is.
BAM!!!!!!!!!!! I just like the attention.
anyone notice the lack of instruments in the car and the misplaced camera behind the front seats instead of mounted on the dash? yeah, totally faked video
Whats the name of this song?
Goddamn illegals GTFO my country.
I hope they move into a town near you! When your mortgage falls through, they can buy your repo’d house with pennies and take a dump in your flower bed.
You invaded the country first, moron. A shame your life already over. You will go nowhere and stay as dumb as you are. your life must be so sad, you stupid racist.
reminds me of some 1920’s black and white movie
first
Clown Car fail.
It’s sorta more WIN than FAIL to me.
extreme win on the one side … but extreme fail on the other side …
first
did anyone manage to count how many there were? i counted like 15 people coming from the car…..
Funny as crap. I have seen this at the circus…
Anything put to the song “Yakkety Sax” is funny
There has never been a more appropriate use of the Benny Hill music.
aaaaah the old 20 people in the car gig
I pity him….
How many Mexicans does it take to fill that van? The world may never know.
LOL, thats like the clown car one
LOL i counted 14
sabrinaZ thank you for getting the perfect song
its like a clown car
that was one of the greatest benny hill montages I have ever seen
ZERG RUSH!!!
Geez, how many people were in that car?
seems like 14 is true … very nice
GO GO GO GO GO!!!
Hope they all made it. Luckily most cops are retarded. (Kinda like the average inbred american, see racist comments above for proof).
Possibly the most contradictory statement ive read in a good while. By stereotyping the “average americna” as inbred and racist, you yourself are showing urself to be a racist also. i wouldve thought that would have been obvious while u were writing.
cop: “ok, lets get the story straight, they had m16’s, grenade launchers, and a river troll….yeah a river troll…”
Damn illegals.
hahahah… it makes my day LOL
My People Win
Haha. The Benny Hill Music just made it so much more epic.
They were like clowns the way they kept coming out.
CLOWN CARXD
mexican win