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Just wow…
My favorite part is that he almost completed the flip. If he landed on his feet it would be a win.
You didn’t like his acrobatic feet?
His defeet was an aerosol bomb.
That’s a great feeture, isn’t it?
moo
A true professional.
“The show must go on”
He musta flown two feet in the air.
that was his best double feeture, afinkso
he looked feetherlight, afinksoido
yeah, that was a really awesum flip! and he’s alright!
LOL LOL LOL
definitely a ’smoothness WIN’ lol
Seriously, that guy must’ve been trained. LAst time I tried this I got smashed in the nuts, but this guy does a full flip AND get on to FailBlog!!!
The funniest thing is that one can hear the trusty stopwatch beeping
Apparently it is alright, too.
No the best part is that you can hear the guy on the tube screaming “get out of the way”
Professionalism win! He had enough self control to sign off.
Win for admitting it was a bad idea.
Awesome recovery
I love how he finshes the Presentation
2nd!!!
I’m only replying here because I’m months late and want to be near the top… but I think it’s essential to point out something everyone else missed – his shoe got blown away! Did anyone else see that? He lost his bloody shoe!
first!
“That was a bad idea”
“Not his first.”
A anus win.
FAIL, loser.
failure
I Might be late but this is so olllldddddddddddddddddddddd
أول
I can’t believe I just wasted a minute of my life on google translator just to find out that you’re another troll posting “first”. Just because you can do it in Arabic doesn’t make you any more clever that other trolls.
I have learned to ignore anything he posts. It makes it easier.
Yeah, but the arabic made it so intriguing… damn, he GOT me… ’scuze me while I go wash out my eyes…
It’s like that last bit of chili at the firestation, you have to just say no and wash it down the drain.
It’s okay, Lunchbox…we’ve all been taken in at one point or another.
Oh, you done with that cucumber?
Primeiro?
Especially when you’re second…
first comment
FAIL comment is fail
FAIL, loser
But a sign-off recover WIN.
Yes indeed. Poor logistics, good poise after the FAIL.
And an unintended flip win!
Yes, that turned his TOTAL FAIL to only a PARTIAL FAIL.
Yes, his recovery was pretty impressive. That was what took it from mildly amusing to completely awesome.
wat
Wow, Rob sounds a little American Lite.
I’m thinking unless he’s in the iditarod, the fur hood is a little poofty.
This is at the Ontario side of Niagara Falls. He isn’t the first to make this mistake but they did learn to film a little further from the water.
Wow .. I watched it with the sound off first, expecting exactly what I saw. But since you mentioned the location, I had to listen with the sound on. I haven’t heard that sign-off in 5 years. Used to live about 60 miles from there.
I think he invented a new event called the idiotarod.
It’ll be a fun sport to watch, I’m thinking.
It’ll be bigger than football.
He’s trying to bring gymnastics to both Olympic games. He call this move a wintersault.
^s
^5
^69
^_^
\m/ (^.^) \m/
meh.
OGC
What do they mean, “Comments won’t next below this level”?
This comment is below that level, and it’s TOTALLY nested.
Your commented is nested, but the parent is outside of the no-nesting zone. So that’s ok.
What you *can’t* do is nest below *this* level.
Although extra nesting sometimes does happen when a comment is misplaced and then later moved to its proper location.
*uses ed to delete extraneous ed*
yeah, like totally nested!
idiotarod http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiotarod
idiotarod vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmndlzkDXuA
Looked fake to me.
Yeah, that microphone was totally shopped.
Can you tell by the pixels?
I can tell from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
We have all seen shops in our time. I go shopping everyday for example.
Ha !
I, too, need example everyday, but I mostly get mine from dilettante. (She make example of you long time.)
I like my example fresh. That’s why I go to the Example Market every morning at the crack of 10 AM.
the snow was obviously painted in, badly at that. definitely done on a sound stage with wires and a professional stunt man. even the dialog and editing sucks. must be the same people who made “The Spirit”
“Global” (the network he mentions in the sign-off) is the local channel for Toronto. This happened like last year, other local stations replayed it all the time.
This version cuts off, but after Rob Leth lies down the crew guy asks “are you ok?” and helps Leth stand up, Leth says “Did you get that?” then jogs away.
HA!
This is NOTHING, look for “zorb fail” in the failblog search. You will be happy.
remember that part how zorb not roll
Remember when that guy was hit and flipped over.
*wipes tears from face*
That’s precious… I’m going to have to watch that about 50 more times, just to be certain I got it all.
*still laughing*
It’s perfect, isn’t it? I just watched it again and I’ve got the lols by the hard to stops.
Epic Win for the sledder, though.
The best of the video is the sledders scream as he come in to, and after he, hits the reporter.
“waahhhaHWWAHHHAHHHahhhhahhhh”
I thought the best part was when the trusty stopwatch starts beeping as he’s dragging his butt off the frozen tundra.
I can’t believe the censors didn’t catch that – he flipped that guy off on camera.
Yeah, the nerve of that tuber! Next he’s headed for the Vicar’s house…
but the vicar is at the hospital…
Well, that’s what he gets for hanging curtains naked while near potatoes.
I live vicariously through Mr. Potatohead.
Potatoes head through Mr. Vicar.
In Soviet Russia potatoes stuff you.
That’s where the rubber meats the robes.
*roffletearsstreamingdownface*
*Snicker*
*M&M*
*twix*
*smarties*
*butterfinger*
*lemonheads*
*Chuckles*
*Charleston Chew*
*Baby Ruth*
SLOTH!!!!!!!!!!!
CLOTH!!!!!!!!!!!
G-G-G-Goonies Breaker!
*Chunk*
*Twizzlers*
Skittles
Taste the rainbow!
*POUNCE!!!!!*
*WHISKAS!!!*
Hee…!
I’m going to be out of contact for the rest of the week. I’ll miss the expression of New Year’s sentiments, so I’ll say mine now. I wish good health and happiness for everyone. I can think of no more deserving folks than the friends I’ve made here. When the time comes I’ll be mentally toasting to you. May we continue to keep ourselves in good company and may we have fewer creepy trolls in the year ahead.
Be safe everyone, and please don’t drive if you feel even slightly buzzed.
And the best to you, good man — see you in the new year.
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I’m apt to be around some tomorrow, but I’ll also be away, in a meditative retreat facility, for the remainder of the week. I’ll “not” be thinking much of anything, but you’ll be in my open heart. <3
Ooohhhh…I’ll miss you, my Admiral, and I’ll be thinking of you, too.
Happy New Year, my friend, and I wish all the happiness in the world for you. You, also, deserve nothing less.
Here…have a *smooch* for midnight on New Year’s Eve.
*smooooooooooooooooch*
Thank you Fuzz, and I’m glad you are commenting with us again.
And Dragon…
*smoooooch and big hug*
What would make me happy is for you to find someone to make you happy, even if that makes the Admiral redundant.
I think you are truly a class act, Admiral. Much happiness to you in the coming year.
*hugs back*
That’s very sweet, but…I’ve pretty much given up on the idea that there’s someone out there for me. Believe me, however, I know that there are worse things than being alone.
Thank you for the warm, caring thought…it’s a lovely gift.
Happy New Year AA! Like Dilly said, you truly are a class act, even tho you make me run to the dicitinary whenever I read your comments.
And Dragon, he’s out there. Maybe not working according to your schedule, but he’ll come and you will go spelunking ever after. Happy New Year everyone!
Any person so caring as to wish themselves ‘redundant’ is truly a good human being. AA, may you have safe and enjoyable travels, and thank you very much for the warm wishes.
Fuzz, I hope you’re mental retreat leaves you refreshed and renewed. Be well, and be calmed.
For all of the good friends here, I hope tomorrow night finds you in good company. You are wonderful friends, caring people, and great humorists. I have cherished my time here thusfar, and look forward to many more visits with you. Take care of yourselves, and if you’re going to play with fire, make certain you don’t get burned.
-Dragonwriter, I know the feeling. It may seem hard, trust in yourself and in the universe. Fate does exist, and it does have someone special just for you. I didn’t believe it either, until I met my someone-on the tail end of a divorce, when I was SO not looking. You will get there, and you will be happy. Don’t look, just let them find you.
I wish I could believe that.
*hugs Lunchbox*
But thank you, my friend…you deserve all the happiness that there is.
May the new year bring you nothing but joy!
Whroom, and the cheez stands no more
(3rd)
totally and completely staged
playah hatah
^^ Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more.
(to finish) it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
/play I must not mention
Supposedly, saying the name “Macbeth” inside a theater will bring bad luck to the play and anyone acting in it. The only exception is when the word is spoken as a line in the play.
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In order to reverse the bad luck, the person who uttered the word must exit the theater, spin around three times saying a profanity, and then ask for permission to return inside. There are several other variations of this ritual that
involve spitting over your shoulders or simply letting out a stream of cuss words.
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F*CK YEH!
*scurries for his Blackadder III DVD*
I find it very hard to spit over my shoulders. My head can’t spin that far back.
I once attended a performance of Macbeth where both the Lady Macbeth and Macbeth himself were played by understudies, as well as a few minor characters. In a talk afterwards, one of the actors said that the only performance of the Scottish play he’d ever done was when one of the members, who practiced Wicca, blessed the theater.
*he’d ever done where nothing bad happened
Talk, talk, talk.
Flip WIN. I love how the guy rocketing towards him didn’t even yell out for him to move.
You would think he would learn! He just got up and got run over again but at least he learned to fall slower, less painfull I suppose.
So, slower is less painful? I’ll keep that in mind for next time…
Slower is definitely more enjoyable, but sometimes you need a quick tumble.
You were on that sled, weren’t you? ‘Cause the reporter just went head-over-heels for someone…
Ahhhhh, how sweet. *puke, gaggggggg, looks around for mouth wash*
Is that your website in your URI?
nah, made it up to get your attention
Too bad, I thought the “me” pictures weren’t necessarily ugly.
lol, nah, not me. i can send ya one if you would like.
Oh sure, you just want me to post my email address so everyone on here has it.
I’ve already got her address and am willing to auction it off to the highest bidder
YesIstoleIt@aol.com
lol, a very quick witted lady, didnt fall for my trap, hmmmmm, let me think.
*smells smoke*
Hey, Giwu, you should take it easy… I might have to do some work if you keep trying that hard!
*looks around innocently with a sly smile* Who me, just little ole me? What have I done?
I’m not sure, but the nice officers at your door would like a word…
Oh cool, they came over to drink a little and play RockBand!!!
So Miss Ryannon, inquiring minds want to know: do you ring like a bell through the night?
He did. You can hear him as he blows past the microphone. In fact, you can see he tries to steer with his foot too.
Really? My bad. I thought those sounds were from Rob in sudden “this-can’t-end-well” mode. Also I know next to nothing about sliding down on snow.
But Crisco is a totally different story, right?
I was thinking more along the lines of yellow plastic that’s been rolled out on the lawn and covered with water, but I’m intrigued nonetheless.
Well, slip-n-slides are good too, but nothing beats baking in the sun with a thick coat of cooking grease while rocketing down a sheet of plastic.
What’s scary is she puts Crisco on her slip-n-slide. That would be marketing genius, akin to peanut butter and chocolate coming together.
I’ll be the chocolate if you’ll be the peanut butter, and we can come together too!
You bring the size 7 strappy sandals and I am there!
Sergio Brutini, Oleg Cassini or Liz Claiborne? I need to know what your standards are up front…
Don’t worry, I will bring the shoes, you just bring that standing ovation you told me about.
Hmmmm, is there a
FAIL Blog Home Edition for the DS, PS3 and/or Wii ?
*stands up and claps*
*Stands up against violence against women*
*stands up in handicap area*
*steals Exiaa’s chiair*
OMG WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Look out for the alliga….!!
*winces*
Nevermind.
*plucks out nose hair*
Non-Sequitur Sammy steals the day!
O wow I was on when this was posted and I didn’t even notice…
Twenty fifth!
FAIL, giant loser.
You know, if the sledder had been going any slower, the newscaster would have fallen on his neck. He should be thankful he was going as fast as he was, to give him the kinetic energy needed for the complete flip.
He should consider taking martial arts too — the fall was *perfectly* executed, even if it was by accident.
perfectly staged…….isn’t this the same “news” guy who walked right into a pole and got sh!t on by 50 birds?
But every station has THAT guy that gets the dumb assignments that you know won’t end well for him in some way.
HOLY CRAP! He’s got spontaneous regeneration!! Just like that cheerleader from Heroes!
i can tell you WANT her; don’t ya?
Want her? For what?? I don’t even want this ability because it makes you immortal which is stupid.
I like the part where he got hit by the sledding guy and then he flipped over.
Really? ‘Cause I thought the part where the camera pans uphill towards the sledders was absolutely hilarious.
I like the part where he mentions his “trusty stopwatch”. Him and ol’ Stoppy have been together for years.
WHAT!?
You didn’t like the part before that when he was standing there normally talking?
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.
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Damn! You’re just a weird, strange, sick, disgusting person! Taking enjoyment from someone else’s misfortune and pain is aberrant behavior at best and socially unacceptable! But, yeah it was funny as hell wasn’t it!
If being an aberration is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!!
remember the time when she fell on her butt
Is this a threat?!
I don’t recall
remember the time you went to the future and took a picture of your butt in the past
♥ remember the time they told us NO U ⇒ GET A STAGE ♥
____
*tried to take a picture of his face using his ass as a camera, but didn’t notice he’d set the timer back to the time where his face remembered when it could see his butt.*
LOL. (I just wrote that backwards from the future.)
… more like peels of LOL, amirite?
(I just rode that assbackwards from up in your kitchen.)
Mm! You rite!
NO U
They was me.
Come on, this video is so old! Stop recycling old content!
Plato and Socrates are old too, yet no one is complaining about their works being recycled. If you don’t like it, DON’T PUSH PLAY. Why should the rest of us who can’t sit on the computer all day, browsing Youtube for fake p0rn, miss out?
The p0rn is fake? *puts down the cucumber and goes back to work*
Well, you could use the cucumber to make your own authentic p0rn.. Got a webcam?
I’d even subscribe to that!
Ryannon, you could start with an Asparagus and work your way through to Zucchini Squash!
And if there’s a big block letter on the screen, maybe with a CatDog Muppet pointing saying, “C is for Cu – cum – ber,” it would be an Educational Film!
An afterschool special?
Absolutely!
As long as I’m the creative director and vegetable casting coordinator
Is the cabbage patch your casting couch?
^ CU-CUM-BER BREAKER!!!!
*^ PEELER*
Look at me, I start out my insults quoting names of Greek philosophers to make myself look smart. Listen SkankMuffin, you cant make fun of people sitting on their computers all day when you sit there in your moms basement replying to everyone’s comments and trying your hardest to come up with something witty. Don’t worry, it is cute. You will come up with something funny one day. I promise. xoxoxo
OHHH, the “mom’s basement” burn. That NEVER gets old.
The “mom’s basement” burn is all fun and games until the dog dies.
I’ve gotta hand it to Ambergahill, s/he did come up with a pretty good response, right up to the part where s/he started typing. I’d be more insulted if I were, oh, I don’t know… thirteen??
@Ambergahill: Let me know when you want to come out of the dungeon and play with the big kids. I was merely commenting that since you’ve obviously already SEEN EVERYTHING, you needn’t be compelled to push play. I, along with many others here, have not seen this video before. I’ve got many more productive things to do than watch videos (even if my presence here today seems to contradict this claim).
On a side note, even if we have seen it, some videos never get old.
For example, the guy who rides a bicycle while hanging off a rope attached to a moving fan to gain momentum for a ramp to land on the roof of a 2 story house fail… never gets old for me.
But I happen to find Darwin awards funny.
If you have Spike TV, you are going to love the new show coming in February. *nod*
You watch Spike TV? What are you doing Wednesday and will you marry me?
Of course, I am a contributing editor to Manswers. How do you think they decided to see if fake or real boobs float better? I almost drowned in that episode.
I suppose all that’s left is whether you’re getting my last name or I’m getting yours. (Hey, its a bold new world).
And lets not forget 9 uncut hours of ridiculous Japanese gameshows.
they’re not kosher?
LB, I can’t believe you let her call you “SkankMuffin!” I thought that was our secret love name…. *makes moue of discontent* Two-timer….
Better skankmuffin than troglodick.
Hey! Troglodick was our ’safe’ word…. Can LB keep no secrets????
Skankmuffin is really not an effective cut-down. Muffin itself feels endearing. Like stud muffin.
Agreed you pile of dogshitmuffin.
BTW ^=joke:
Sincerely,
Assholemuffin.
Touche`
Would you like to try a combo meal with that Touche`burger?
C-C-CUCUMBER COMBO BURGER!!!!
Once again, leave for a moment (or several hours)…
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Looks like the secret’s out, Mookie, but now we’re free to sell all those videos we made.
Love and whips,
Hungstudmuffinman
Do you know the Hungstudmuffinman?
Yes I know the Hungstudmuffinman!
The one on Backdoor Lane?
Only if you ask nicely.
I can’t figure out how to pronouce this:
tro-glo-dick?
trog-lo-dick?
troglo-dick?
FOR GODS SAKE SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE EMPHASES IS!!!!!
*pants*
+n , GOD D#%@#$%@$^
I know, where is they??
as in troglodyke, the female version.
trog-lo-(****)
Ah, thanks..my heads almost exploded. (yes, both of them)
I can give you the helmet I gave to Bondfan. Cut down on his existence-ending headsplosions by nearly 55%. At rates so low, I can’t even mention them on TV!
Are they sold in stores?
No but if you order in the next 10 minutes, they will double your order AND include a Shamwow for free.
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Sidenote. My son was home for Christmas and saw the Shamwow commercial and was all caught up in his shorts about it because he didn’t believe me that they existed. I bought several this weekend at the Bed Bath & Beyond and sent them to him. Not sure how well they work on sand. teehee
I bought some and I am proud to say that I never have to buy paper towels , bath towels, toliet paper, writing paper, contruction paper, tissue paper, printer paper or bathmats EVER again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S Can also be used for tampons.
*scootches far from B2F’s wife*
Check the 4th End Aisle @ your local Walgreens in about 2 weeks.
ALL “AS SEEN ON TV” Crap winds up there at 1/3rd the price with no shipping and handling charges….
BUT WAIT!
….but IF you act NOW we’ll DOUBLE your order for FREE and make it out of the lowest allowable grade of cheap-ass, day-glo, lead tainted, flimsy, materials allowed by Somalian Law!
That’s next week. *crosses fingers*
It’s a floor wax! It’s a dessert topping!
Are you following me, camera guy?!
The “mom’s basement” burn is as old as this video. Stop recycling
old content!
1. He is not a skankmuffin, he is a skankmagnet. I know this because he attracted your response.
2. He stopped sitting in his mom’s basement when his dog died. Have some dignity and be nice while he is grieving.
*claps*
wow….
Yeah, well, I often get that kind of response when people see it for the first time…
hey LB, you know since ya left your mom’s basement (quoting Ryannon), and your dog passed, uhhhh……….ummmm……….. I hate to ask this, do you still need the shrooms, p0rn or the video camera? I kinda need them back.
Here’s your cucumber back.
Mmmmmm, is that creamy ranch dressing?
So…. It was you I saw coming out of the animal shelter with that Beagle-Poo mix.
He got that pure bred from a breeder.
Witty putting lunchbox in his/her place fail.
Mr. lunchbox is a proud, honest, normal and hard working American male person who carries his lunchbox to work everyday, for fear that the authorities searching his home would otherwise find the severed pinkie fingers of the missing trolls he’s run through his wood chipper.
Every trollkiller keeps a souvenir.
and a finger from each hand = ambi-dexter-ous
Ryannon has a jar full of balls.
What are your plans for Friday?
*grabs balls*
I have plans, thanks anyway.
Awww I was gonna have a cookout. I have all these hotdogs and sausages in my freezer that I need to use up.
OK, I’ll come over but if any of those sausages resemble a penis, I’m going to need extra ketchup.
It’s ok, B2F, just don’t eat the ham. Oh, and watch out for the angel candles, they’re a little sticky.
Lunchy, I just got to reading your posts, and they are waaaaaay up there ^, and I can’t reply to them without looking like a non-seq broccoli, but I had to tell you, I cracked up and died laffing.
at seven seconds, you can see a strange object flying forward from the newscaster. I believe this indicates a second sledder actually hit him from the snowy knoll.
Better assign a commission. Our government needs a conspiracy to distract itself from our nation’s REAL problems.
There are UFO’s and Aliens. They run the U.S., England, France, Germany, Togo and most other developed nations. “Earth: Those Silly Savages” is the NUMBER ONE Reality Show on Holo-vision in 6 Galaxies! {it’s rigged} How else can you explain Bush, Obama, Hanna Montana, women’s hair styles, pirates with spears taking over billion dollar oil tankers, and hip-hop stars?
A barrel roll.
Do one.
I did a tard!
do it again!
re tard!
This is as old as the internetz.
But this is my first time on the internet so it is new to me.
What’s the internet?
I don’t know, let me Google it.
So….what did you find?
A paradox, apparently.
I found a paradox once I looked inside and I found a paradox once I looked inside and I…
Do not look inside the Farnsworth parabox, you’ll end up in a different dimension with a different haircolor. Oh, and also crush the universe.
Then I googled Christopher’s house and found a parapanties.
That’s par for the course.
He has a wicked stroke though.
His short game needs work.
He is on top of his game on the back 9.
He came up short of the bunker on his last drive.
But he sank the putt in the end.
only because he kept his ball out of the rough.
He favors the bump and run.
*does the bump and grind*
*grinds to a halt* ….*stares*
*buys a stareway to heaven*
*buys Houses of the Holy*
Holy smokes! What a show!!
*goes back to puttering in the basement*
Is that a 3-wood in your basement or are you just happy to see me?
Both, if you must ask…
What I wear on my offtime is my own business, thengkew fairymuch.
I think it it just another name for the string than connects the tin cans.
Probably right… we had lots of wind yesterday, and the connection was horrible. I think the tin cans were banging together!
It’s a series of tubas, all sax and violins.
I think they use batik fibers now.
Congratulations Admiral. It has been a good while since someone used a word I needed to look up.
And he did it autoschediastically!
I am thoroughly impressed with his effluent vernacular and apparent perspicacity.
Yeah, It was cool.
You didn’t know what FIBERS were???
UPDATE:
The microphone is OK.
And ‘ol Stoppy? Please, tell me ‘ol Stoppy made it through okay????
Sadly, no, ‘ol Stoppy was hospitalized for an extended period after this incident. He still suffers from PTSD (post-traumatic stopwatch disorder) and can’t keep time past 0:36.19.
Time, time, time, is on my side….yes it is…
Wow, you just reminded me of a great movie.
That’s just flippin’ funny!!! lolz
Man, I wish I had video of all the crazy stuff I did sledding as a kid. The time I went off a jump and flew 15 ft farther than the sled and landed on my face would have been a winner, also the slamming into a tree and giving myself a concussion and then screaming like a little b!tch for my older sister would have been great too.
Don’t ya love how it wasn’t funny back then, but now….
Yeah, that’s the beauty of it. Now that I’m older right after something like that happens I usually wish somebody had taped it. I don’t know if I’ll ever be out of the daredevil stage of my life, I’m just smarter about it now. Damned adrenaline.
you’re not smarter, it’s just that your frontal lobe started working for ya.
[wiki frontal lobe]
Bob, you wouldn’t happen to know the mim wage for frontal lobes, would you? I’d sure like to hier mine.
Well, you’re too damned late LB, if it ain’t werkin fer ya yet, it ain’t gunna!
only thang a do now is get married and let the lil’ woman thinks for ya.
(it’s the only reason some dumb sh!ts make past 40, cuz their wife said,
“BOB! Don’t you dare do go and that!” [implied meaning no sex for you ever again, if you survive!]
“don’t you dare do go” … i luv it … it’s all and that!!
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.
*ahem*
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy – I may be drunk, but at least I’m not insane.”
I once flew off the sled in midair and came down on my shoulder on a ridge. I couldn’t lift my arm above my head for months.
Damn, he forgot to tell us who won!
I swear we’ve already seen this on FB…
Are there more than one of you?
Bo’s full name is Little Bo Peep and all her sheep post on here claiming photoshopped, first, old-move on, seen it before, reposting fails suck and so on. Flock her, I say!
She must be British royalty. Suffering from Deja fail.
Only “Bo knows”….
Bo knows Diddley.
Yeah, but who does he love?
Couldn’t tell you… he drinks alone.
Hmmm, Love is Strange.
I brought a watermelon.
You’ve got to give the guy credit for picking the mic back up and finishing!
Not in these economical times. He was turned down and sent to the “buy here/pay here” closest to his house.
Not as much credit as I give the kid who plowed him down…but that’s just me.
The sledder died 5 minutes later. – Chilly News, July 18, 1999
The presenters shoe was lodged directly through his skull, down his throat and lungs and impaled his heart. He spent the last moments of his well spent career and life arguing with the referee whether they should go again as the presenter had clearly obstructed his run.
Guys, look closely at the shadows. They don’t have any variations that follow the terrain (bumps in the snow). It’s green screen. F-A-K-E fail.
S-A-G-E (the not bumps kind)
The word itself comes from the Japanese word, 「下げる」 ”sageru”, (sah-geh-roo) meaning, ‘to lower.’ However, some argue that nobody really gives a sh*t.
Mr. Service, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!
I love this so much. I made a screenshot and a fake motivational poster. The caption is: “Failblog, the only site on the internet.” Look for it on the voting page.
Ah, crap. You have suckered me with copypasta. I fail. It made a nice poster, though, sigh.
A fake motivational poster!? Don’t you dare do go and that!!
*cries*
Okay, a simple “FAIL” would’ve done just fine…
Now you have to explain business ethics and how they are applied today.
You remind me of Lt. Valeris explaining sabotage.
Personally, I perfer the way the Beastie Boys described it.
Oh my god, it’s a mirage!
I second that motion.
you’re an idiot
whoa.
“I’m Slate Sanchez and I’m about to BE…. the news.”
rofloltntpmp!
bad idea win
I win, bad DEA.
You totally suckered ‘em, huh? Well, those feds are not the smartest bunch…
“Hey, you’re only in Haiti once. (whisper) Bad Idea Jeans”
wow he got hit and flipped over
You should get a job with ESPN as a color commentator.
That job is already taken:
“If you see a reporter with snow and ice on their back, they’ve had a bad day” – Blue2thFairy Madden.
Wow, a full 270!
I’d say reporter win! He still busted out his signoff.
repost fail?
i coulda sworn ive seen this here already…
re comment fail?
I could have sworn I’ve seen this post already…..
Riposte WIN! *grin*
your point?
your point is blunt.
and pointless
Your blunt is lit.
your point again?
FIRST!
LAST!
Recovery win
reporter win! (he kept right on with the item and even signed off)
It’s funny because he didn’t try to jump out of the way.
It’s funny because it’s true.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
HA! Moving fail but Flipping Win!
That was AWESOME!!!
People falling down is the funniest thing in the world
this should be a win because he still finished his report!!!
Shaking it off win. The guy didn’t even seem fazed by it.
Really I’m very like Failblog
http://www.dorion55.com
DO A BACKFLIP…!
…FAILED TO DO A BACKFLIP
…I FAILED
Ah these comments entertain me more than the clip….
And even if it fake, (which I doubt) who cares? Did it hurt you because it did? Did it infringe on some special right for you? It’s just a tiny little clip. Enjoy or go away…
X-P
I hate people who care so much that they make me care. I don’t wanna care!
I think Fenster was the tuber. Flipped him for real.
This is an old video.
finishing that report was an incredible win
YEAHHHH!!!!
he’s such a loyal reporter that he finishes the report and signs out.
That was beautiful! XD
He finished the broadcast too! what a trooper!
epic win for signing off XD
The fact that my name is Reuben makes this video 1 trillion times better.
In my opinion, this guy wins the prize for being awesome. If only this had happened to the grape stomping lady…she wouldn’t have handled it so awesomely.
Lucky he made a perfect front flip.
He could have died if he had landed on his neck ….
I actually think this is a fake, I don’t think it is possible to flip that perfectly without trying to… only my opinion though
Finished broadcast WIN.
Omfg that was hilarious xD
Global News, OMG, that be canada!
Having been a canadian Kid once, I can tell u that the bastard on the tube probably did it on perpose too
I would have!
… and the Russian judge gives it a 10…
lulz!
looping!
Greetings from Germany!
that was “hill”arious!
The way he finished the story was great. Reporting Win!
Give the guy credit! He took that flip like a man and kept reporting!
Epic Staying Calm Win.
Haha, I love the sound the guy in the tube makes before he is about to hit him “Gay-ah-ah-ya-ah”
he did a barrel roll! :O
Frontflip WIN
That was the best front flip I’ve seen
Reporter integrity and persistence – win!
lol “that was a bad idea”
nice frontflip
I have seen this clip played on a loop with the ‘Barrel Roll’ song played in the background. And is still funny as hell without it. X3