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hopefully the ice isn’t too thin
btw. who took the picture?
The Parrents, passants, an other child or even youth welfare office?
Chuck Noris
By cowinkydink you both have the same name
It’s also a cowinkydink that you two have the same avatar, and that you posted only one minute after ‘Chuck’. Hmm… do I smell a rat?
Rat…
It’s what’s for dinner.
Rat…
It’s the new black.
Rat. The other green meat
Yes, I did something stupid and tried correcting myself. Please the next person below me post “fail” in someway or another.
More important than you being retarded, what is a passant?
Passerby, derived from french.
Ohhh aren’t you clever? Thank you.
You’re welcome.
Rat. . .
It’s Willard’s new best friend.
Rat…
Tastes like chicken.
Rat…
yur doin it rong
Rat…is PEOPLE!
Why’d you use a URL that doesn’t exist? If you’re gonna use one, make it one that exsists.
The mother, she hopped to get rid of all the family and leave with her lover.
it was taken by people just visting the lake after they told them not to bew on the ice. thank God
Fat children + thin ice = PROFIT
ahahahah nice… do you think they plumped them up first?
Children roasting on an open fire!
Cracked ice splintering their feet…
Your kid’s cries being hushed by the rime. . .
Hypothermia, their ultimate defeat…
and only when they’re dead…
many times many ways, merryyy chriisstmaaass, to youuu.
we were singing that song, right?
PROFIT? HOW?
Gonna collect on that $5000 Gerber Life Policy? $5k X 2 Kids = RICH!
or
Gonna have Mookie sue because the sign Doesn’t Explain that there’s Deep Water under the Thin Ice?
Mookie does defense work, or so she said. I don’t know whether civil or criminal, but she can work on briefs anytime.
“my briefs”
2nd
2nd fail
^2nd fail win
2nd fail win fail
2nd fail win fail win.
2 fast 2 failious?
yeah, that would be a great movie!
Is it ‘failious’ or failureful?
It was already made. Twice, in fact.
Really cuz this makes it thrice.
Oh, god. This could end badly :l
Captain Obvious has entered the building.
*salutes*
Not for the ice.
*just one more step and that fat ass if MINE! all MINE!!! – brahahahahahah*
Is the kid in the bottom right shopped? Even so, it’s still awesome.
no, it’s a hobbit
nope nope nope, it’s an oompa loompa on vacation
The “kid” in the orange jacket has a perfect
white mustache & goatee. Very odd. Must be
part of the shopping spree.
Dude, that’s a pacifier, not a goatee!
shopped, you can see the pixels around both children and the parent
“And the shadows, they’re all wrong!”
hmm shopped?
a: to examine goods or services with intent to buy
b: to hunt through a market in search of the best buy
think the last one.
Oooo, that’s right, I gotta $75 Best Buy Gift Card to empty.
Is there a FAIL Blog the Home Edition Game for Nintendo DS??
“How much for the little girl? How much for the women?” – “Joliet” Jake
Does it matter? It’s still hilarious.
those are called jpg artifacts
From the pre-colombian jpg civilisation!
*fences off area for archaeological dig*
Someone get Indiana Jones!
If we are lucky we can even find some gif items on his excavation.
With extreme care, we may be able to unearth the very rare and precious tiff artifacts. Make sure you don’t keep any of the psd, though, that’s just junk.
Good! I was (ho)png for more puns!
Why, a Sumerian drinking tiff of the fourth dynasty!
# Today I hear the robin sing
Today the thrush is on the wing
Today who knows what life will bring
Today… #
It doesn’t look photoshopped to me, the pixels are always like that around objects coloured very differently to the background. It’s to do with the way images are processed to give a smoother look, it just fails sometimes. Take a look around the sign, you get the same effect.
Well, My problem isn’t with the pixels but is with the sign- It is perfectly flat, perfectly even, with no shadows, and only one color to it.
Forget photoshop- you could insert that sign very easily in paint.
Besides- unless it was his drunken brother laughing at him, I would think that the photographer, if this is real, would run in and stop *something*.
It is too unrealistic to not be photoshopped.
Prospective epic Darvin win.
you mean Darvin vin
I needed all my brain for “prospective”! – and this input form, and typing, and breathing – Breathe! and again: Breathe! and again: …
Vhy do you vite in vs?
Because he is the Viper.
I should know, he vas just here to vipe and vash my vindows.
That’s a great vintage. It’s poisonous to anyone with any IQ less than 100.
Not quite as poisionous as it used to be, it seems.
*rolls up sleeves* OK, what you got, big guy? Bring it on…
*whispers*
I don’t think he meant YOU, honey… we all know you’re part of the century club on failblog.
Hope they have insurance.
of course they do. that’s why they sent the children to play there in the first place. so they can collect and retire in florida…
this is so fake.
SIXTEENTH!
ONE OF THE FIRST TEN POSTERS!
This would be groin grabbingly hilarious if it was real.
Nope. You’re actually #11 at posting your own thread. Nice try, though!
F*** my life.
First one to guess what’s behind the asterisks gets a failham.
*** = moo
Fmoo?
Fmoo my life?
Should be oom. Ask dragon… .
*** = eed ?
*** = ail, surely?
*** = % € @ ?
*** = art ?
Evolution is poetry, no?
No.
tag, you’re it
http://www.bboorreedd.wetpaint.com
Spam fail.
wow thats F*ck!ng terrible, thats all I have to say
How many mistakes can you make in one sentence?
How many mistakes can you make in a mistake of a sentence full of mistakes?
*head explodes*
How many sentences can you make in a mistake, with a mistake in the mistaken sentences’ mistakes?
I think you mistook that mistake for a sentence, and in that mistake showed a lack of sense.
The sign could be there to say that the thin ice is on the other side, where the person taking the photo was standing, it’s all a matter of perspective.
The ice is always thicker on the other side.
The other checkout line always moves faster.
the squeaky wheel always gets the grease.
the night is always darker just before the dawn.
the bottom of the ice is always thicker than the top. i mean look at icebergs!
The lane of traffic you just pulled out of always moves faster after you’re gone.
Office Space ftw?
Potato!
Ice cream!
Cotton Candy!
Popcorn! Peanuts! Crackerjack!
Get your red hots!
I’ll take two, please.
If you should go skating,
On the thin ice of modern life,
Dragging behind you the silent reproach,
Of a million tear-stained eyes,
Dont be surprised when a crack in the ice,
Appears under your feet.
You slip out of your depth and out of your mind,
With your fear flowing out from behind,
You as you claw the ice.
I’m not sure a lot of people who comment here are going to recognize these lyrics without looking them up, but I’m with you. If there were cutting holes in the ice you could have used “Careful With That Axe Eugene”.
Meanwhile back in the year One — when you belonged to no-one —
you didn’t stand a chance son, if your pants were undone.
`Cause you were bred for humanity and sold to society —
one day you’ll wake up in the Present Day —
a million generations removed from expectations
of being who you really want to be.
Skating away —
skating away —
skating away on the thin ice of the New Day.
So as you push off from the shore,
won’t you turn your head once more — and make your peace with everyone?
For those who choose to stay,
will live just one more day —
to do the things they should have done.
And as you cross the wilderness, spinning in your emptiness:
you feel you have to pray.
Looking for a sign
that the Universal Mind (!) has written you into the Passion Play.
Skating away on the thin ice of the New Day.
And as you cross the circle line, the ice-wall creaks behind —
you’re a rabbit on the run.
And the silver splinters fly in the corner of your eye —
shining in the setting sun.
Well, do you ever get the feeling that the story’s
too damn real and in the present tense?
Or that everybody’s on the stage, and it seems like
you’re the only person sitting in the audience?
Skating away on the thin ice of the New Day.
Even if this is shopped on not, it’s still funny. (:
Parent is counting: one, two… now, where’s number three gone?
The bundle at the back looks like two children to me… What are they doing?
Teaching a new dog old tricks.
The real fail here is that it would be so much easier to photoshop in the sign to the print with the kids playing than to photoshop the kids into the scene with the sign.
Is Extreme Parenting a new event at the X-Games? If so and this is a fail, I would hate to see what took home the gold. Dangling your baby over a railing has been done already.
And sitting a baby over a steering wheel and driving home, putting the baby upside down in tight turns.
I think that this guy won a prize, because it got to the news.
The kid in the bottom right look out of place.
the thin ice sign looks handwrittien…
First to photoshop Russia icing Chuck Norris’ kids just by looking at them!
Duh, Duh, Duh… Do you not notice the nearby ROCKS?! Rocks don’t float, and judging by their size the water can’t be more than a few inches deep there, and is likely more than frozen enough to hold some little kids, plus the parent is right there! It might looks stupid but nothing bad is going to happen to these kids.
Second, he has a point.
Also, are those tire tracks on the ‘thin ice’?
Looks like an ineligible receiver call, play is dead.
Possibly documentation of Susan Smith’s first attempt?
haha Lake Louise!
Ya, the ice on Lake Louise isn’t actually that thin… expect about a dozen metres to the right where there’s open water.
They put up the ‘thin ice’ signs just in case someone DOES go through, the Chateau Lake Louise can point at the sign and say “I told you so!”
Ahh… liability.
Holy shit, I was at that lake yesterday! I fell through thin ice too, though at an unlabeled area.
This guy probably can’t read English – there were a lot of tourists from Russia, Germany, and Mexico there yesterday.
yeah, and that picture on the sign with the person obviously falling into a crack in the ice sure is unclear.
This pic looks completely faked. The kid in the bottom corner looks added to the pictured and maybe even the Thin Ice sign. Sorry gotta call this BUNK!!!
why god
I don’t see the fail… Children tend to get irritating so you tell them to go jump up and down on thin ice… you thought it was a joke?
wORST PHOTOSHOP ever
this picture is SO obviously FAKE!!! If you’re fking eyes didn’t FAIL you can see in the picture how obviously the kid on right is cropped in. WORST PHOTOSHOP EVER THANK YOUUUU GHNN
sign looks like it was PS in.
Yes, it’s a fake.
Im I the first one to notice that in the sign “thin” is spelt “THIH”
Christ guys i’m only 13
lol
hahaha
not quite my color….
got one in blue……..
pattern not what im looking for………
no just no
hmmmm
neh
nearly
yuk
stiilll no
topink
to dull
oooo
ffs
navy
diff
again
new
Thin ice or thick
I’d still have fun.
poo
what is he doing to his kids?
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