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Hey, it floats…
At least it fl0213rz.
moo!!
BAWK
Could you educate me? What is the significance of FL0213RZ?
I’d like to know 1337
it’s a table
Actually that’s the BOATS #.
1337 means ‘leet’ short in gamer slang for ‘elite’ meaning the top of something.
FL0213RZ – No Idea Either. I kinda get ‘float’ from ‘FL02′ But besides that, nothing.
Oh FFS! Stop overthinking this people.
1. It is in Florida hence the FL
2. The state of Florida has historically shown it’s propensity for doing the dumbest things on the planet. They did choose Jeb Bush over Janet Reno just because Janet Reno was part of the whole “send Elian Gonzalez back to Cuba” episode. And if I am not mistaken, they were a big part of why we have endured the last 8 years in the US.
3. Move on FFS!
Umm….
*offers Ry some dragon-grog eggnog*
*gets drunk, passes out and dreams of ErickB and Lunchbox running naked through a Godiva chocolate factory leaving a trail of size 7 women’s shoes in their wake*
Hiccup, thank you
Wait! I want to be in your dream! I want to be in your dream! I can bring these! *holds out fur cuffs and whipped cream*
I wanna come too!!!
(even tho I am a little concerned that LB’s pants might fall in the wrong hands)
and adds them to the “Watch Closely & Video Tape” List
*Lives in Florida*
*Is ashamed*
Personally, I like to blame Florida’s problem on its absurdly high elderly population, which seems to want to see the world burn as they are not long for it too much longer.
It looks like I went to bed just a tad too early… and ended up in Ryannomite’s dreams! Joy for another day, to have frolicked in Godiva all night, though now I know why I woke up feeling 20 pounds heavier.
.
Chris, I feel your pain, I lived there for 4 years (SW coast). It’s a horrible mix of stuff- migrants, cotton-heads, cuban patriots, rednecks, cotton-heads, and… oh, yeah, more cotton-heads… None of whom agree with one another on ANYTHING!
Try being born there and living there for the bulk of your life. We should have never let you pale faces into the state. At least we used canoes to get around.
Way to go, not overthinking that comment there tinkerbell.
~Frosty.
Definately photoshopped
you spelled defiantly wrong
A truculent shooping.
* does a punk rock version of the shoop shoop song*
*moshes*
The band is hungry. *noshes*
Eww, a bug! *squashes*
That made me a bit nervous. *turns cautious*
It’s starting to rain.
*puts on galoshes*
My hair smells like swamp
*washes*
Starts video tape
*turns on monitor and watches*
*blacks out and drinks all the scotches*
*Kicks you all in the crotches*
Defiantly, or definitely?
You spelled defiantly right…but definitely wrong lol!
so did you
Fl0213rz= floaters/FLOTOARZ!
It’s some kind of geek-speak for “LEET” or elite. The 1 is L, the 3’s are E’s and the 7, kind of a stretch, is a T.
This is, perhaps, one of the best ways in existence to identify yourself as a winner and as a loser at the same time.
you r stupid
1337=LEEt turned 180 degrees
7=L, 1=t
I was guessing FLOTIERZ
so it’s a floating tier?
at least he’s wearing a life jacket, huh?
What’s surprising is that those look like legitimate boating tags.
in leet, it i flo2ierz, so it isnt anything… it is something on the side of a boat, like a license plate, bor a boat, so tht is registered as a boat, or tht is what is trying to be implied
… I think the joke is simply that the table apparently has Florida boat registration…
It geekspeak, meaning “LEET” or elite. L is 1, the 3’s are E’s and the 7, being kind of a stretch, is a T.
It is, by far, the best way known to man to identify yourself both as a winner and as a loser at the same time.
1337means leet which stands for elite speak elite gamers used to talk like this to confuse new gamers and to create plans in public now it’s widly known like 036 3173 h0×09 for OMG elite hackers
1337 is hax talk (an internet language that substitutes symbols and numbers for letters). 1337 sort of looks like leet. LEET = awesome/cool
its LEET, from the word “elite”
meow
for some reason when i posted this comment originally it never showed up, the series of letters and numbers on the side of a boat is its registration, thats the humor in this that the table is actually a registered watercraft
FLO probably stands for florida, the rest of the series is like an ID for the boat
it’s not the numbers that matter. it’s the fact that it has a registration number
1337 = leet
1337 = leet but idk about the other one
its leet (short for elite) upside down
1337 = leet
as in elite
it means floaters
Doesn’t it actually mean floalers? 1 is an L, hence 1337= leet. It should be a 7 instead.
it kind of looks like flozlers to me. I’ve always seen ‘4′ in place of ‘A’, not ‘2′.
Florlers.
Yeah it means FLOATERS, just apply the same principle as geek language
check it:
FL0 > flo (duh)
213RZ > ters ( 2 makes the ‘T’ sound; 1 is an ‘i’; 3RZ makes ‘ers’)
Put it together and you get…..
Floaters
Hope it helps
agreed.
but idek wtf that 2’s doin there….isnt 4=A? :S
but i might not be up to speed on my 13375p33k xD
Leet is 1337 flipped upside-down. Thus making the “1″ a “t”.
Boat registration number. It is like a license plate.
i think the minded hidden sense
Don’t think that it has a meaning, but isn’t it ridicolous enough that a reversed desk gets a license number? ^^
It’s the Florida boat registration for this … watercraft.
it means its actually registered as a boat.
cause the table hes in is upside down, yet some how the writing is still right side up…
…because it’s a registered boat.
The number is the boat registration number. It’s like a license plate for a boat. It means that this wasn’t a one-use boat. It’s registered with some state as a legit water craft.
The FL indicates “some state” is Florida. And if you can prove it is sea worthy, it can be registered. It’s dual purpose. You can sail to a picnic, turn it over and then sit at it to eat. What you don’t see is not far behind him are 2 people sailing 4 chairs tied together.
I’d write this genius SO many tickets! Improper spacing on the numbering, no fire extinguisher, no flares, no type IV flotation device, no stern light, no common sense, no clue as to what the F*CK he’s doing…
.
This is the second most ingenious watercraft I’ve “evar” seen, though.
Really? He needs a stern light? My lights were always pretty laid-back.
What’s the most ingenious watercraft you evar saw, Lunchie?
It was in college. This really tall guy tied balloons to his willy, put a propeller on the end of it and offered to let girls ride his dingy across the deep end of the gene pool.
Was it Willy Wanka?
Or Wank Williams?
THAT was funny, Ryannon.
it’s the boat’s “license” number
The significance of the code on the sign is indicating that it is a licensed water vehicle under the state.
i’m guessing that means two things
1. he paid actual money to “make it legal”
2. it’s registered in FLorida. surprised?
Actually, I’m guessing you, o hi o, and don haven’t read the other posts.
its like boats liscense plate, its funny because he payed to get it registered
Wouldn’t that be … Floor and Office 0213 Room Section Z? The office he took the TABLE FROM?
Or a Florida license for boating?
its his boat registration number guys florida 13rz!!!!!!!ONE
its his boat registration number guys florida 13rz!!!!111ONE
I don’t think it means anything. Its just a license plate which means he actually registered the “boat.”
its a table…
that has a boat licence number…
Unfortunately, I know the significance, and it isn’t leet-speak.
That is a State of Florida watercraft registration number. A boat license plate number, in effect.
FL0214RZ is a boat registration number. Most states require any “boats” have one. In Missouri you even have to have it on canoes.
I counted. 12 comments (TWELVE!) telling Sprout that it’s the boat license number.
*facepalm*
Did you count how many people discussed the difference between “shatter” and “break” on the ornament fail? THAT would be a fairly large number, I think.
Oh, dang, two more have posted the same thing since I counted.
Wait, it’s the boat’s license number?!
Let’s try this….
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Now THAT is a fantastic Picard! Well done.
It’s simply the vessel registration number. That means it’s legal to be on the water !!!
It’s a boat registration number. It means the state of Florida actually recognizes that thing as a watercraft.
its the registration numbers, like the license plate on a car
meaning that table is a registered marine vehicle
thats the funny part
thank you! i don’t get it either
It’s a Florida license, required for every table, er, boat in FL. I don’t know how he got it!
I don’t know either…some explain please?
it is the registration number when u register ur boat. like ur boats license plate.
pretty much this guy failed cuz he registered his table as a boat.
the fact that it is a registered boat and it is legally a boat. even tho it is a bed.
it means its registered as a real boat
floziers?
“floaters” or “floatzors” maybe?
99% sure that means that it’s a legally registered water craft.
FL0213RZ-flotierz, that means it floats
it means the state was fail enough to give that boat a license. “FL” either stands for florida or FAIL.
It means the boat’s been registered by the state…
That’s a registration number. That means that he has that boat approved for sailing in his state.
It’s a boat registration number.
It means it is a legally registered boat…
It means it is a legally registered boat…
It’s the State of Florida boat registration number! The moron actually had the thing registered as a boat! And the State of Florida recognized it. Hysterical.
Seriously? Okay. That means it’s actually registered as a BOAT. That is why the FL0213RZ is significant.
So, it’s a table that’s upsidedown and that he’s using for a boat. FL0213RZ is like a license plate for a boat. Someone at the DMV legally made that table a boat. HAHA!!!
That is the boat’s registration number, which means he actually went and registered a table with his local watercraft authority. Also, if you notice he also has the red and green “port” and “starboard” markers on the tops (or bottoms I guess) of the legs. This guy apparently went to great lengths to make his table “legal” for the water.
That means that the table is actually a registered boat in florida….. Or he just wrote that on there to look official :]
its the registration…yes its the only dinning room table leagally registered as a boat in fl.
pretty sure it means ‘floaters’, as in ‘flo@13rz’ but I’m not positive
If you have ever been around any boats, you’d see a registration number on them to make it legal for them to be in water, plus that means they must have taxes paid on them, etc. It’s similar to a license plate for a car.
It’s a marine license number. It seems some poeple thinks it’s supposed to be some funny onomatopoeia…but it’s just funny that he managed to get a marine license for a floating table.
I’m not positive, but I think the lettering means that the “boat” is actually registered as a boat. So the guy actually registered it for use and it wasn’t something he just put together for a one time occation.
That means that it actually registered as a boat. You have to register a water craft lol.
It just means it’s a registered boat in Florida.
It is a boat registration number. It shown the man registered it.
Its a florida registration number, it means they took the time to register this floating table!
The FL0213RZ means that its a registered water craft…he took the time to register a table…wonder what make and model he used?
Okay, enough already! We know that it’s the registration number!
It means he actually has it registered as a boat..and its a table haha
I think it means he had his “boat” registered, officially. which is funny…. I guess.
Just means that the “boat” is legally registered and licensed with the state of Florida. Which is hilarious.
because he has an upside-down table registered as a real boat.
its the boat # basically meaning, its a Legal boat
The sailor’s table-boat was granted a registration number. It’s a government fail.
those letters and numbers show that it is an officially licensed watercraft. they must have insurance on it and have it registered just like a car… or… just like any other table-boat… … …
Boat registration number – just like a license plate on a car.
its a boats license plate.
its the reg number but it is also 1337 for floaters….
Yea… Really! I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Boats have license numbers like cars.
he had the boat registered so its a legal vessel
He registered his boat with the state of Florida.
It’s a Florida boat registration. They’re pointing out that this guy was able to register A TABLE as a boat!
it doesnt’ matter what it means…. the point is that he has made a table a boat …. and flo213rz it’s the name of the boat…. maybe it means floaters in his own retarded way…. but who knows!!
It means he got custody of her family’s dining room table after the divorce.
Haha! That means he actually had his table/boat registered!
The Alpha-numerical digits on the side are the registration numbers.
Floatierz is the meaning best i can figure
the significance is that that that boat was registered. not the name FL0213RZ but the fact that someone actually registered that piece of Sh*t
WHAT’S FL0213RZ?
His friends were keeling over with laughter.
He rigged that table just right.
That looked better then the bookcase I used to sail in.
BOOKCASE!? why, when i was youngin we used a kleenex box! and we were happy!
Kleenex box? Luxury. We used a Dixie cup. If we were lucky!
We used to DREAM of Dixie cups! We had a toothpaste cap and a star to steer it by! Unless it was cloudy! Which it was!!
When I said Dixie Cup I meant an old piece of rolled up paper with great big hole in the bottom. But it was a Dixie cup to us.
And here I thought you meant a Southern athletic supporter.
we didn’t even Have WATER, had to make our own by squeezing rocks!
Toothpaste cap? You were lucky to have a toothpaste cap. When I was a kid all we had was a single grain of sand with all twenty of us on it. Plus we had to go out at night and clean the lake, and when we got home our Dad and Mum would throw us overboard and dance around singing.
I love you.. that was brilliant
He’s the mast-er of the seas. Or the swamp. Whatever.
the mast-er of anti-disaster
on the other hand…who knows what happened after that pic was taken?
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed…
They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
In a Sieve they went to sea:
In spite of all their friends could say,
On a winter’s morn, on a stormy day,
In a Sieve they went to sea!
And when the Sieve turned round and round,
And everyone cried, “You’ll all be drowned!”
They cried aloud, “Our Sieve ain’t big,
But we don’t care a button, we don’t care a fig!
In a Sieve we’ll go to sea!”
(Edward Lear )
…after that hick was wakin’?
After the tick was shakin’?
He accidenty the boat.
S1nk13rs.
i do
not telling though
I bow to his creative prow-ess
That’s the plane truth.
He must have used a freeboard for that table-boat…
I’ll bet that when he landed he took a bow.
Couldn’t have. It was registered by the State of Florida!
Flo Flo Fl0213rz your table, gently down the… ?
….toilet
ot so much
It’s probably your typical styrofoam based plywood solution painted white. The walls were build up around that and then the posts were added to support the mandatory colored bow and stern lighting. The numbers represent a FL registration. The ironic thing here is that it looks like a registered upside down table! However, a table would definitely sink.
Every1 is saying it is p.s but if u look closly u cn see his red coats reflection
That’s not a fail, that’s a fucking win!!! The person
who posted this fails…
all these comments repeat the same thing over, and over, and over, and over….and over…..and over again. save yourself the trouble and get out of here.
First comment!
FAIL!
not so much
Very, very much.
MEGA FAIL
not so much
jama, jama, DUCK!
Tablet, brick, potato!
jicama, jicama, WATCH OUT!!
Tuber, tuber, RUN!
*sits off to the side and roots them on*
Here’s a jama there’s a jama!
Is this a new meme or something?
Not so much.
not exactly!!!
F41L!
Troll fail?
First
retard
sorry, you make failblog suck.
But failblog sucked since the beggining.
Even on the first fail??
The SLUT!
You know you rode it anyways.
Oh, missy.
remember the spelunking.
unking u-n-k-i-n-g unking
Uh-oh, coyote, you’ve made it to the Thunderdome round of the spelling bee…
We haven’t conversed in a spell.
Should we converse in our language of origin? Definition, please!
What do you mean by definition?
Depends on what your definition of “what” is.
Could you clarify that?
Ghee, that’s going to be tough. Butter think it over. Could you spell out what you mean by “ify” more clearly?
Ify? Hmmm. I’m not sure.
Then do NOT raise your hand.
That wasn’t my hand.
Omg, dilly…I can’t believe you remembered that.
Hee…!
Everyone rides the SLUT.
. . . at least, if they’re from South Lake >.>
Beginning.
“Let’s start at the beginning, it’s a very good place to start”
Night of the Living Homeless II: The Begginging
Clever!
Cleaver!
LOL.
So, what happened in the first NOTLH?
So does your spelling
Oh come on. You know that the existence of idiots like that make you feel better about yourself.
yes, thats a good way to think about it
*whispers* I see dumb people.
That’s not hard to do these days…
*sings*
“Darwin’s rolling over in his coffin ’cause the fittest are surviving much less often. Now everything seems to be reversing, and it’s worsening. Someone plopped a steamer in the gene pool. Now angry mob mentality’s no longer the exception it’s the rule and I’m starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston… Stranded on a primate planet”…
Typing of Darwin, there is a new show coming in February from the same people that did Deadliest Catch. It is the 1000 dumbest deaths and it is pretty much the Darwin Awards re-enacted and put to music possibly.
ooo Darwin Awards, the Musical! Excellent.
isnt that what failblog is all about?
3 way tie actually
I dont get it.
Yogi Bear was after his picnic basket. So he took the picnic table, flipped it over, and used it to escape over the lake.
Apparently he also had time to attach those rings to the table legs.
And also rigged the motor to work on the boat. And imagine, all while running from a bear!
Wow, what a guy. I take it he also escaped from that thing with the pengWIN and the orcas.
..a bear with condiments *drools*
mmmmmmmhot sauce on fisherman =)
He IS bear. not running from one retard
not so much.
Just wait until the finish comes off and it soaks up as much water as it can…. he also isnt very aero dynamic. go too fast and hes pwned
-__- I fucking failed at typing my own nickname ffs
I assumed it was supposed to be “Equally”. Typos make fools of us all, here.
Congratulations. you succsessfully Failed
Win Win
As did you! Assess that spelling.
Arni is just going through a bad spell.
You think it flies, too? If it fluid be great!
Water you talking about Admiral, we all know tables can’t fly.
That and a (li)quid will buy you a cup of coffee.
Buoyant you the smart one?
lol nice
H2Oh the Humanity if that thing were to sink. . .
Oceandn’t we be discussing something else?
all’s WELL that ends WELL
i think i just killed the joke
You meant swell. We can navigate around the slip-up.
He’s just trying to make waves.
I am Sea-ing what you guys are Sea-ing?
This seems a little fishy.
Roe roe roe your table?
I’m surprised how this thread migrated from boats to fish… Caviar we going back to boats soon? Probably knot…
This is no longer a pun thread. It is a fish line.
Water the hell arrgh you talking aboat?!
I have to pond-er what goes through your minds…
with my own two ayes
i think we can dive into this pool of thought
that better?
Sea King?
cheap water pun!!
Combo **BREAKER**
He was talking about how qually said aerodynamic.
Forget it, it’s all water under the bridge.
Wow, I thought that comment would make you madder than a wet hen!
I didn’t want to sound too shallow. His density made the comment seem brackish.
Best not to get bogged down, though…we can slough on through!
I love a good stream of consciousness thread. The jokes come so rapidly.
*falls over*
Woops…I’ve been imbibing the dragon-grog again.
*waves fan in dragons face to revive her*
Ah, thank you.
Now I need to get caught up in current affairs.
Try surfing the web news sites.
I hope you have good tidings tomorrow, coyote.
I’ll be thinking of you, my trickster friend. I hope there is no surge and spume this time!
I wonder if there is stem cell therapy for this.
sorry to sea that ship has s/failed
That was an amazing joke. Take a bow.
these comments made my day, i felt as lost as a fish out of water this morning. last night made me a bit wishy-washy, but a few laughs sent that feeling sailing!
…too…many…
*brainspasm*
uhhh
(tries to think of something clever to say)
DAMNIT!
thought fail.
Come on guys, lets pour water on this flame.
wow that sucked.
It’s too bad that household paint contaminates the water table.
You mean hydro dynamic? elemental fail
actually runs very good….wait and soon you will see a 70 yr old man water skiing behind it!!!
Aerodynamic? Aero means air, so you might wanna say Hydrodynamic or just streamline insted ^^
FL0213RZ is the official boat registration number thing, or at least a fake version of said
but why does it fail?
Well, it’s because — Wait, wait. I won’t explain, because if what I think you know is what I know, then I’d be redundant in explaining something that everyone already knew, and I’d be put into that Sarcasm 101 class with Bond Fan. I won’t risk that.
*Winks at Dragon* Phew! Saved myself there, didn’t I?
why, thank you.
finally someone gives us ignorant kids an answer.
i was trying to figure out what it meant in l33t. :/
i think the joke might be that FLO2 sounds like “float”? no?
…. fuck it. i give up.
I didn’t get it either, I had to do a google search to figure this out, so here’s a really unfunny straight-up explanation of this fail:
The guy’s using a large table as a boat–LOL–this part you can see is funny without knowing anything else.
The letter/number combination (circled in blue) shows that this “boat” has been registered in the state of Florida, which means some official guy looked at it, deemed the vessel safe for the water, and gave the boat a registration and license number and everything–LOL
That is why the FLOetc letter/number combination painted on the side of the boat is circled. The letter/number combination doesn’t spell out a clever word or phrase; the circle is just to point out the fact that, according to at least 2 people in Florida, it’s a boat.
Ha!
rofl´?
Florierz?
German?
Russian?
Русский?
Português?
Click-Clok-Clack?
昵暕坤?
English!
Danish!
Yes, please, with some cream cheese.
That’s not cream cheese on that there potato…
burp fakefartwithmouth chewbaccasound sneeze clickofthetounge?
español?
Español?
日本語？
日本語ですか。
Deutsch?
Communist?
한국말?
Fries?
Não, português eu acho que não é, quase com certeza.
Eu li em algum lugar que qualquer língua que você não entende é português…
Da.
I love your show on NPR, thanks for the laughter.
You use something so old fashioned as a radio?
It’s made of adamantium, and bounces signals off of satellites, which are large metal things that live in the sky and have lasers that will kill us all someday.
I am sure that you are right. I, for one, never make light of lasers.
Right you are, Coyote. It wouldn’t do to have a laser-faire attitude toward technology.
Ou japonês…
Ka farsken e det dåkker hæstpeisa sett å snakka om?
Nem tudo o que parece português, é na realidade português. E o vosso
parece português do Brasil. Estou certo ou estou errado?
Klingon?
No hablo Deutsch.
Und ich spreche nicht Español.
deve ser mesmo… mas geralmente acham que é espanhol.
penis, yes
pika?
Naum, naum eh. Mas naum eh alemao tb naum :B
In Russia, boat floats YOU! Wade a minute, let’s not go there!
Deutsch?
I see it’s a boat but I fail to see how this fails.
Let’s just table this line of discussion
His picnic basket has no condoms in it, therein lies the fail.
Those numbers actually pass muster. They could be a real Florida registration. Crafts that size have fewer requirements than you might think. At least from what I see, that’s perfectly legal. He has the right red / green lights, the right flotation device, and the right size motor. He needs to have a white light, too, but I assume that’s in the pile of stuff behind him or in the basket.
The only concern I have is that he’s missing a registration sticker. It would usually be 2 inches to the right of the registration numbers. Maybe it’s on the other side or was mistakenly placed on the rear.
That’s where my registration sticker is. *bends over*
Careful, Ryannon, he sounds like he could be with some kind of legal department…he may not take too kindly to your weekly rapes!
As long as I am not trespassing, he can’t prostitute me!
As long as you don’t fail to stop at a railroad crossing…
1. The registration sticker would be on the port (other) side, 2″ forward of the numbering.
2. The numbering would get him a ticket- they are not properly spaced. It should be FL 0213 RZ, at least 3″ in height.
3. Depending on the size of the motor/speed of the table, his white light may be a hand-held device.
4. Since the fuel tank is installed (there is no visible gas tank on deck), he needs a mounted fire extinguisher. Maybe the Target employees sold it, and he’s running away?
in order to have those numbers on the boat, i’m pretty sure you need to get the “boat” registered – so, apparently, someone was willing to agree with him that this was a proper boat.
Also, gotta love that he even put the green and red lights on it
You need those on a registered boat!
The owner must supply the registration letters & numbers, using the combination assigned by the state DMV, but there is usually also a registration sticker supplied by the DMV. I don’t see that sticker here, so theses might be made-up numbers.
Those are interesting theses.
These theses on Theseus tease these…ehm, uh…
…three Thetus thiefs?
Yes !
Thetus ?
Or Thetis…depending on the translation.
Tetris?
Dragonwriter, you’re way too smart for this crowd. XD
Oh, I totally disagree! There are some stunningly brilliant people who post on this blog…I’ve made some wonderful friends here.
Oh I don’t know about “stunningly”.
Well…my Admiral is jaw-droppingly brilliant.
You’re no slouch yourself, my friend.
*tries to sit straighter*
Fecis? wtf are you guys talking about?
Wait till you see my hypo-theses.
the sticker is on the other side!! you only need it on one side of the boat
Maybe he was boating his way across the pond to his secret registration center
Dude, it doesn’t work…
it works keep en ey out soon you will see
well it floats, that can’t be said about the other failboats
It doesn’t look like it’s gonna float for long, though
Sigh, I clicked on the link when there were no comenters. Curse the image!
Spelling “ever” fail?
^ meme fail?
Yup.
^ post win
Double fail detection fail?
wait, that’s a table isn’t it?
no, its a tv….
Naw, man! That’s a Mercedes-Benz!
the very same one the lord will buy you if you sing that song.
it’s a trap
it’s a slap *slaps cocinero*
It’s a crap
It’s a Map! *imagines himself on an adventure of hidden treasure*
It’s a faaaaake?
Dyslexic Admiral Ackbar says “It’s a tarp!”
It’s a tap
*imagines herself imagining a tap*
It’s a trap!
Its a fax!
Yeah IDC if that didnt ryme, screw u!
It’s a Frap! With caramel! Mmmmm…
It’s a carp.
Am I gonna get tazed if I sing this song? Cuz I’m just bustin’ to sing this song. I’m positively breaking out in hives, not singing this song. *hears the scary music playing evar so softly…*
I want to validate your laudable cynicism and tell you you’re going to hell if you don’t accept jesus as your personal trainer or some such, but alas, i cannot
it’s a chicken!
It’s more like a Monitor.
I’m pretty sure that it’s a picnic basket.
Yawl are so silly.
Dragon! What is going on here? Where is the rest of the Regular Posters®!?
T’is the holidays, Zurack. Folks will be back soon.
*gives Zurack a gingerbread cookie*
Thanks for the cookie, but I’m still scared, I will not calm down until they come back!
*gives Zurack some eggnog spiked with dragon-grog*
Careful Zurack, that’s some MIGHTY strong stuff… She knocked me right off my high horse with it yesterday!
*grin*
You so very rarely ride that horse, my friend! I just couldn’t resist.
Are Mookie and I chopped meat? We have been posting all along. Doesn’t say much about our personal lives though. *sniffle*
No kidding. FB is the best sex I’ve had in aeons. *sob*
Here, let me commiserate with you… *wails*
The thrills I get here are positively the best I get while at home…
Hey, am I considered one of the “regular posters”? I’ve been posting a long time, so… *whales* I have no personal life either!
Now, now. Don’t start blubbering.
tee hee.. Blubbering! you funny.
Like Dragon said, they’re off being Merri,mack.
Canoe help me entertain the folks, then?
Okay, yakking I can do well. Too bad Raelalt isn’t here, though.
I know…and I’m such a dinghy-bat when it comes to nautical things…
You are knot!
I’m naut! Oh yay!!
And occasionally knotty if the Admiral serves you well.
You cannot even fathom how much I enjoy the Admiral’s…service.
Oh, and left you to Monitor the situation, I see.
*raises hand* Present!
*Raises foot* Gift!
Wise guy eh? Well don’t get too merry, Mack. Ah moored boats like these in mah youth.
Sorry, Justin, nobody’s waiting tables today.
mike and mster = ‘FIRST’ FAIL
He Excels with tables. If the motor gives out, he can row to shore.
Or use the picknick blanket to tie onto the legs and use as a mast.
He brought pies and charts on this trip.
And a sheet to spread on the ground.
It functions. Ergo, no fail.
Leggo my Ergo!
Leggo of my Legos
Why? Did you need them for your erection?
He needs a bigger pie to fit all his data.
*pokes big pie, steals data, sails off*
Huh..? Where’s Friday?
With Robinson Carusoe?
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Oh! Sorry, that’s David Caruso.
That bast*rd! I paid him through the end of the year…
I am sorry Mookie, but Robinson Carusoe took Friday off.
LOL, you get a gold star for that one!
You mean, more than 360? Oh noes!
I’d rather pick Susan.
Not if there are more than 65535 rows remaining.
Aja! Nice new avatar.
Why, thanks! *blushes*
If that’s the case, he should have planned his trip better.
I believe we have MS Project for this.
… and Access to a better launching point.
But THAT point is only for Power boats!
His Visio(n) must not be that good…
Word.
Photoshop.
Opps, are we only using Microsoft puns?
EPIC FAIL
Floaters = FLO213RS
Well, kinda…
Ah, thank you for explaining that. It didn’t make sense to me.
It STILL doesn’t make sense to me. FL0213RZ = Floaters? The best it could be is “floatiers”, by going with the 2 as a t sound. What the hell is the 1? Is this supposed to be funny 1337 or not? Why is it pointed out? Bah.
But shouldn’t it be FL047RZ?
1337 Fail…
Win!
Cheap Christmas present Winboat?
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troll
orc
goblin
My precious.
Uruk-hai?
Ghost!
hobbit?
Minotaur
Uruk-hai
balrog
Failbot not providing link to source
Please report bot errors to the authorities.
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I don’t want to check if this site exists.
I do.
nope…doesnt exist
btw-why not check??
Fear of FAILure.
Viruses
Wear a condom
The real fail is the upturned speedboat in his dining room acting as a table…
…and the life jackets used as seat cushions
Win.
Water table…
yr doing it rong
in virginia, at least, this is the law. anything that goes in a body of water that has a motor must be licensed and clearly display the license number. the commonwealth needs those tax dollars!
That’s definitely a Winboat!
Who leaked Anpu’s secret battleship design into the tubes? You shouldn’t be seeing this, for you all live in the internet.
Damn, and all this time I thought it was a yellow submarine!
Yes, everyone, now that you’ve seen, we’re afraid you must die.
Wait, Anpu? Like Egyptian mythology? Hold on everyone, apparently you’ve all been drafted into the undead mummy brigade. Standby for orders.
I often wondered what happened to the table from out front of the Pro Bass Shop. LOL
Isnt that the “Bass Pro Shop”?
Nonono, he’s talking about the shop which is staffed by some bass that left the water to become professional store clerks.
Wrongo. He is talking about the guitar store. *goes into bizarre air guitar moves*
photoshop
proto-ship
floato-trip
fatto-chip
facto-phic
matty-click
potato chup
corel
paint
the gimp
SO what the fail? It floats!
The fail is that the picnic basket is empty, duh.
Fail? Are you kidding? It has lights and registration, better than the original Redneck Express! http://funnies.com/newjunefunnypics/Redneck_Boat.jpg
man…that is the exact picture that started this whole idea…made some modifications and soon youll see a 70 yr old man water skii behind it, just have to work out a few bugs!!!
FLO213RZ? i dont get it
Get out of your basement more often, take a shower, shave and try talking to girls. You might just find one that will give it to you.
Don’t be so hard on him, Ry. His dog just died a few weeks ago and he’s still going through the grief stages.
you’re an idiot ryannon
Well done, PA. Nothing like a complete lack of grammar and punctuation to drive home your point.
me neither… relevance?
Boat registration number. It is like a license plate.
Stamped out by prisoners?
That “boat” is in a canal in Florida. Now he can go make tons of money bringing 43 Cubans at a time over to the US. The Coast Guard will never suspect a table.
Immigrants “under the table”
yr doin it right!!!
As I mentioned before, this is the second most ingenious water craft I’ve come across… here’s the first: http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2003/07/004042.php
ROFLMAO!!!!!! Yeah, they’re too busy looking for 1950’s era trucks with 55 gallon barrels tied to them!
http://www.kk.org/streetuse/archives/2007/12/cuban_truckraft.php
I hate people who cry photoshop as much as the next person…but it has to be xD there’s no way it would float so daintily like that. But it’s still full of epic and win
The cyan ellipse is obviously photoshopped!
It’s not photoshopped. I hate people that give the “real story” as much as the next commenter but this kind of thing is seen in Florida all the time. if it could float, it could be in the bathtub regatta when I was younger.
There is something photoshopped below the water line where you can’t see it.
I’ll take the opinion of an Admiral about a boat as the last word.
And with that, they tabled this discussion.
They decided to leaf it alone for now.
I completely missed the fact it was a table…
Don’t feel bad, me too. >>
Common mistake among floor eaters…
As did I…
Contrary to popular belief, this failboat is actually a Transformer.
Contrary to popular belief, this poster is actually a gremlin.
Piecrustimus Prime?
Tabletoptimus Pine?
Oh, that’s a MUCH better one!
*applauds*
She fjord us with that one!
*wipes a tear*
Puns are crap jokes!
*pushes off of winboat”
When you pull it out of the water, it transforms into a flying lawnmower!
All i see in This Picture is Win!
There must have been
some magic in
that old failboat he found….
I see water, earth, a table, a weird guy, a cap, a t-shirt, some short shorts, bad sunglasses, a picnic basket full of severed donkey heads, a rope, an usual boat motor, lots of plants, a white building, a random letters and numbers combination, floating text, a photoshopped cyan ellipse and a failblog watermark.
thats a highway you failure
A highway is still a building!
They haven’t finished that highway yet?!
No wonder he had to MacGyver himself a boat! There’s no highway to drive on.
He could have MacGyver’d himself a car out of roller skates, bubble gum, 3 paperclips and a kitchen rug but there was no road to drive it on.
Oh please! MacGyver would have made something way cooler.
He’s just an E.F. Benson fanboy doing a publicity stunt. (Surely everyone knows about LUCIACON?)
They’ve finished Building that Highway
6
5
4
3
2
Would this constitute a legitimate first?
1
Merde…
*le snork*
.9
The intervals didn’t change, genius.
Win?
No.
1
2.9
1?
1
I very badly want to write a 1 here.
Is that allowed?
not so much
not so much .
^ lives under a bridge, is bested by goats
Now, now. Don’t get gruff with him.
Yeah, I’m not his nanny.
I knew that you were just kidding him.
Yeah, but he keeps bucking the system here…
Hence the horns of the dilemma. Maybe he’s just a nubi-an here. But it does get Boer-ing.
Oh, sit right back and you’ll hear a Fail,
A Fail of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship…
…and the win-NO would be lost
Yes, if not for the courage of the fearless crew.
… the table would be lost, the table would be lost.
teh picnic wood b rooind, teh picnic wood b rooind
*sniffle*
… how do you register that?
“Make and Model of Watercraft: Chippendale.”
Hee! Furniture, but in my mind it’s Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley first.
Ooh! Patrick Swayze! *Imagines back to The Outsiders*
Ooh! Chris farley! *Has a nice steaming cuppa jack squat and imagines the tableboat floating past The Van Down by the River*
*knocks*
Housekeeping, housekeeping!
You can look at a t-bone steak by sticking a head up the bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?
FIRST!!!!!1111eleven
Personally I call this an epic win
Can’t you all see it’s a MENSA member on his way to a meeting ? Clearly none of you are a member.
More like Junkyard Sea-Wars
That is a perfectly practical picnic boat.
I would quite like one of those.
you fail in wanting a failboat
One Man in a Boat.
one boat in a man
To Say Nothing of the Dog !
This boat is going to flip over and we’ll be All Seated on the Ground.
We can write our own Doomsday Book about it.
Nice, but I was more thinking Jerome K Jerome.
What a bummel.
man one boat
I’d be much more amused if he were very little.
*stands up for dilly’s dalliance*
How very attentive, sir.
You just HAD to get your licks in, didn’t you.
Yeah, I went down that route.
Best Failboat Eve. Arr !
Yarr! Methinks he will soon be banished to the bosom of th’ briny deep.
…o’ th’ briny deep.
Who mutinied and made you pirate ship captain?!
I just thought that you ought to get the f out of there.
Good one.
(psst, naughtycal-talk lassie, you sayin’ he shoulda not be trawlin’ for pirate goods with that desktop?)
His timber looks shivery to me, his dinghy dinghy’s going down at the first little bump.
If hits that bump will have time to wave goodbye?
*quietly inserts he*
Lord above I left out both hes (he’s?). hee hee
Methinks yer a scallawag fer attemptin te parlay without the Bos’n’s say-so… but ye be fergiven yer discretions, as we be havin’ no plank fer ye te walk. That, and we we like you ’bout these parts.
“He who would search for pearls must dive below.”
____
~ John Dryden
A pearl of wisdom.
Wisdom, indeed, darlin’.
Dammit, coyote. I am no match for your wooden keyboard, apparently.
Whats the best failboat eve? the eve of failboat? awsome movie title.
Eve of the failboat II: revenge of the FLO213Rz
Obviously it’s photoshopped. The sun is shining on the dudes back, that is why his face is in shadow. If you look at the table legs, the shadows are on the left which doesn’t make sense if the sun was shining from that direction. DUH.
Understanding of large white object in direct sunlight leading to shorter exposure time thus darkening of face fail.
Sunlight recognition fail. Look at the shadows of the arms or of the basket handle, they indicate that the sun is shining down almost vertically.
Did you do a pixel density test? No? Then shut up.
What you are calling a table leg shadow appears to actually be the shadow of his arm, which is hanging onto a rope, attached to the front leg.
No. The sun’s from directly above (look at the cast shadow) That’s why the man’s skin has the same shadows as the table, and the man’s face is in shadow (the shadow of his head)
Um, would be correct if the sun wasn’t near directly overhead. The shadow on the picnic basket is from the handle of the basket. His face has light on it, although it only illuminates the more protuberant areas, with the cant of his head that would make sense if the sun was only slightly off being directly overhead. But sure, duh all you want I guess.
People are so quick to call something “shopped”. Shop some where they sell fail cake or I can gladly give you a slice.
OBVIOUSLY…your a moron…look closer at the picture…you dont believe me send your email, and ill send ya a video!!! BTW learn photoshop!!!..lol
The sun’s shining on his arm, look at the shadow, idiot.
dude, look at the picnic basket! the shadow is directly over it, meaning that the sun had to have been high in the sky- probably in midday. If the sun was directly above him, it wouldn’t get in his face. DUH.
Hmm… considering its actually floating, I dont see the fail… unless it is actually photochopped. >.>
Ain’t a failure until he’s alive.. ! It seem’s he still afloat..!
Actually, I didn’t understand whether it was a table..
“Courage!” he said, and pointed toward the land,
“This mounting wave will roll us shoreward soon.”
”No wait!! Is that a piranah?!?!”
…in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?”.
As if that would make any sense.
…in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?”
…in yer pants or are you just happy to see me?
Nice hat trick, there.
Trifecta!
No, it’s just ham.
Is he the coxswain?
Epic fail ! On a whale hunt, with neither lance nor harpoon ?
Im first!HA!
Blogmonster is eating my comments.
That’s ‘cuz you’re so sweet and juicy!
Hey, i made a boat like that for my other son. Used it as a moose catcher. Worked like a charm =)
That’d be funnier, had the fact that you’re hunting a land animal in a boat not hindered the commonsensical aspect of it.
Who be this and why spoil the name of such an imbacile with your words?!
”No wait!! Is that a piranah in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?”
How many times are you going to make this joke???
Blogmonster was eating his posts… (or so he claims).
Huh ? They didn’t appear on MY screen. I feel very silly now.
It’s not a joke. It’s called a mantra.
Never heard it called a piranah! I thought “johnson” was weird….
There is no fish called johnson, maybe you are referring to a halibut ???
No. That’s Eric.
The Viking.
The half a bee.
powers of observation fail –> i didn’t notice he was on a table until i read the comments. d’oh.
how romantic.
I guess the ladies are lining up for a trip on the floating table.
The ladies? You men could learn from this picture. You finally see what the little man in the boat looks like. Now go forth and find the closest one to you and make a woman happy for New Years.
Those little boatmen should get together with some upright deck mates and make proper seamen out of ‘em.
It’s hard to find love on the high seas.
Oh, the little man in the boat’s not real. He’s like Bigfoot or the Chupacabra.
So you are advising that I should look for a lady with her legs in the air?
I thought you were “inserting he?” Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
If her legs are in the air, I doubt she is a lady.
If you’re going to make your own floating table, please read “Finer Points in the Spacing and Arrangement of Type” first.
Floaters?
Nice boat.
OK, maybe enough time has elapsed to allow a spoiler. Do a google image search on “tableboat.jpg” and you’ll see copies of a photo that originated from a publicity stunt that Mercury Outboards did in the early-mid 1960s. Right now I can’t find the original source, though I seem to recall the caption said something like “Mercury outboards can put anything on plane, even the kitchen table.”
The grey outboard in this failblog photo is likely the Mariner brand, manufactured by Mercury Marine. The outboard is chained to the transom–safety first! The fuel line extends from the outboard forward along the starboard side of the “boat”, but the fuel tank is not visible very likely because it is inside the picnic basket.
That’s as maybe, but it is still a tableboat.
Mookie sad.
We want cheer you up. *thinks*. Czuhc put special boots on again ?
I think it’s my turn to be riding mistress. Your turn to be the horse…
If I wrote “I’m a little hoarse”, would that disqualify me for evar?
What can I do to change that? I’m here to help!
We could use a stable boy in the above scenario. ^
And what would this entail?
What do you mane by that comment?
Do I have to gallop away on this by myself? C’mon people!
I’ll hoof you know that I don’t NEED your help.
Hello? HELLO?
Oh, PLEASE! Don’t saddle me with all of this….
*throws jodhpurs at neener* Shut up and change. You’re late for the fantasy.
I don’t like having things thrown at me. And I don’t like being told to shut up.
*places jodhpurs on hay*
*canters off*
Man, these actors are so touchy. Well, there goes my career as a director. *sigh* *sits on bale of hay* Hmmm… Where’s Ryannon, I bet these jodhpurs would fit her…
I’ll be in my cubby. You can send your 2nd AD….
Mookie, if you can enlist Ryannon, I’ll be the videographer/sound man… with a big role as the pizza delivery guy…
Can you also stand in for the fluffer? She quit… Bring your kleenex.
Fluffy quit?
Her agent got her a cameo on Deep Boat XVIII: Goldfish Showers.
Fine. I’ll just trot over to the corner and sulk(y).
It looks like an electric motor with the battery on the right, I mean starboard. Also note the lifejacket. Prudent, I say.
Battery cables don’t have primer bulbs. Fuel hoses do.
Yes, the lifejacket, lights and motor chain are good safety measures. I’m sure they’ll completely make up for the fact than any ripple or wave over a few inches will probably cause the bow to “dig in.”
I’ll go with you on the motor since I’m not nautically inclined.
Maybe you’re more inclined to planes.
Stop screwing around
I’m not sure I see where you’re heading. Please try a different tack.
OK, maybe enough time has elapsed to allow a spoiler. Do a google image search on “tableboat.jpg” and you’ll see copies of a photo that originated from a publicity stunt Mercury Outboards did in the early 1960s. Right now I can’t find the original source, though I seem to recall it was associated with a quote from Mercury’s founder something like “Mercury outboards could put anything on plane, even the kitchen table.”
The grey outboard in this failblog photo is likely the Mariner brand, manufactured by Mercury Marine. The outboard is chained to the transom–safety first! The fuel line extends from the outboard forward along the starboard side of the “boat”, but the fuel tank is not visible very likely because it is inside the picnic basket.
Ability to notice that my comment was on the second page, thus was not lost after all, FAIL. Reposted comment being better than the original WIN.
His car is a radiatior on wheels
Resourcefulness win imo
What does Fl0213rz mean?? Stupid 1337 language…
It means “I failed to refresh my page and read previous comments.”
Or, it’s what Fat Bastard left when he ejected the tracking device.
*whispers* It’s all a clever trick to make us feel stupid. It has no meaning beyond identifying the “boat” for registration purposes. It resembles 1337 but it ain’t.
“The prefix and suffix must be separated from the numerals by a space equal to the width of the digits, i.e., FL 0001 AB.”
“A decal signifying the year during which the registration certificate is valid will be issued with each registration certificate. The decal must be displayed on the port (left) side of the vessel.”
improper letter number spacing + No valid decal = boat not really registered
= made-up registration number
= probably is attempted 1337
Me noticing from my own quoting of the FL DMV rules that the sticker would not be present on the starboard side of a boat registered in FL: FAIL.
Krazee floridians; every other state I’ve boated in had registrations stickers for both sides of the boat.
PIE!!!!!
I like the red and green navigation lights. I’d call this boat a win.
he licensed his table as a watercraft…
It’s part of a new computer game…World of Watercraft.
Find it now in the productivity section!
Oh wow, I think this could be the best FAIL I’ve ever seen.
I’m just waiting for the front to dig in. Then the real fun starts. *Malevelent Smirk*
~Frosty.
first?
See this page for example:
http://failblog.org/vote/page/23/
Will the community announcement fail and age appropriate toy fail ever come out of voting limbo?
Dad?
How the heck is this a fail?
I’d day this is an epic turning-common-household-objects-into-cool-stuff win
How do you “day” something?
24 hours from now you’ll understand
Economical win?
proof of concept WIN!!!
This boat is not nearly as cool as the Roflcopter. Didn’t need to say anything though, everyone knew that! Amirite?
You are so right. Somewhere, a fat kid is going in circles.
The real issue here is water displacemat.
He really forked up on his seating, too.
First!
its his boat registration number guys florida 13rz
This is more of a Coffee Table Win. But he should have added a nose to the front so it can cut through the water, it must buck up a lot. It is a total buck up.
It actually looks cool XD
The failness in this is probably the number, because a real boat has a name, this has a name like boats.lol
worst. photoshopping. ever.
No, I’m afraid that would be your face.
What does the number have to do with it im failing at getting the fail
its not photo shopped. my cousin (the one in the pic) has a ton more photos that ive seen. yes, its really registered as a boat in the state of florida and it is a dining room table. In retrospect, i could’ve come up with a better caption, but i didn’t expect it to make it anywhere honestly.
last
My posts aren’t working
just kidding
im post
It’s not a fail. The boat works perfectly well, nothing is going wrong in the picture.
Yet another FAIL FAIL.
First!!!!!!!111eleventy1
Some of you are referring to it as if it’s a possible registration number. IT’S A TABLE, UPSIDE-DOWN, WITH A MOTOR. Obviously the reg number was painted on there as a joke.
I just can’t call this a fail with all the success going on in this picture. This man is a champion of survival.
Are you kidding? That is obvioulsy a Florida boat registration! Hey if it floats, our government wants to tax the daylights out of it!
Is it odd that I didn’t notice it was a table until someone mentioned it
The best part are the navigational lights on the tables legs… it’s seaworthy!!
He may look silly, but this is win. He turned a table and an outboard motor into a successful boat. Not a good boat, but it seems to be doing the job. Perhaps if it were a video of it capsizing or something, then it could qualify as fail.
Is that a tide table?
Redneck Coast Guard Win.
Awesome, I want one!
*runs to dining room*
worst fail ever to be shown on this site
FIRST!
i’m sorry, but this is the most epic win i’ve ever seen
It’s not fail, it requires skill to build such thing
i srsly dun get it… could someone explain???
sad thing is… I know a guy whos done something similar to this
There are fish under the boat that think they are zombie food.
What the floating fuck?
For the love of God, will someone PLEASE explain the following:
1) What is a 1337?
2) Why do you think the registration number spells “Floaters?” Becaus, at best, it looks like “Floatiers,” and therefore makes no sense as a fail, a win, or any other thing.
Tank yew.
1. Please click “Show All Comments”.
2. Stare at the humongously long nest of comments near the top that detail the answers to those questions.
3. Thank you.
“Where’s the picnic table, honey?”
“It sank.”
I took ages staring at the circled text on the side trying to figure out how it failed or was funny, until i realised it was a table. Goddamn.
First comment!
Comment 666
For anyone that STILL cannot get it, here is a community offer from beloved Captain Obvious:
“The boat is a table.”
Yes. I see the table. Thank you. But why are the numbers circled? Is it because the OP thinks it hilariously funny that a table would have registration numbers painted on? If so, humor fail.
And I still don’t know what a 1337 is. Chalk it up to advanced age.
dude…it’s hilarious. Who the hell provides marine regisrtation for a floating table?
traulin fer leaches
Is it supposed to mean Flotlerz?
Failblog FAIL
it’s spelled EVER!!!!!!!!!!
fl0213rz seems to mean floats, i think, if anyone wanted a translation.
Gary’s Mod in real life = fail.
…700th comment!
what is fl0213rz???
2nd FAIL – Evar
3rd FAIL – Passing a spelling test
evar? (fail)
Good fail picture, but bad spelling.
winboat!
Pop culture fail.
i dont get it and im livid.
a piano…
should be a real fail down there underwater
haha… i think half the people here have no idea about the significance of the 1337 on the side.
Yeah, why don’t you explain it to us.
SHITWAFFLES
Nice table mate.
Flosberz? what the hell does that mean?
How is this a fail? He literally turned the tables on failure and is off to have a picnic.
what kind of a great thiniking man would sit at a dinner table thinking, ‘hmmm, i wonder if i could turn this into a boat.’ what a genius. no failure here, just pure genius.
“EVAR”….? FAILBLOG FAILPOST…fucking idiot.
But…
There’s no gas tank.
CLearly, he is on his way to a picnic. he has a basket and everything. and now he’s agot an eating surface, and a ride home.
i wouldnt say this is a fail… this looks like a win to me. it floats, its registered, and its a helluva lot cheaper!
omgrofllolzlmao
This FAIL Picture is a FAIL…Trying to state that FL0213RZ=Floaterz…Doesn’t even know how to do 1337 speak…
are you kidding me?! that’s an epic win.
I was to busy looking at the Flo213Rz thing to notice that he’s sailing on a table >.>, clap clap clap
winboat
this is not even a fail!! his boat is awesome!
thats a redneck for you.
looks like a win to me. he has a boat, and something to set his coffee on
well, whatever floats your boat
It says “Floaters” in 1337 lol thats the joke
That’s a WIN!
That isn’t shopped. It’s real and is really registered. I’ve seen him in it on the canal that runs next to southern blvd. in west palm beach. He also has a unicycle bolted to a blank of wood that he rides like a water ski.
WIN
the guys ridin on a table and has a # for it when its a table its not that hard
That’s one damn cool boat!
that looks like fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol
Yes, it is a Florida license plate.
However, it also is 1337 for FLOATERS. Why?
FLO = FLO
2 = @ (Shift-2)
1 = t (1337 is LEEt turned 180)
3 = E
R = R
Z = S
FLO213RZ = FLOATERS
The significance of the letters/numbers, which no one has been able to correctly figure out, is this: those letters/numbers mean this “boat” is registered. It is funny because that means that this “boat” was actually held to some sort of seagoing standards and passed, thus having a registration number.
Hello!
£υηçhþöχ
haha lolzzzzzzzz
No, don’t! Wrong one. Some horrible person remixed over the sketch.