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Meaty!
Do you know what’s sad? Exploding Penguins.
You know what’s sadder? Grown men combing the net, searching for phalluses, and this is the best they can come up with. Phallus fail, says I. ^_~
moo!
Boo.
Coo
Doo
poo!
loo
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob.
(where’s my bukkit?)
CCCCCCOMBO-BREAKER
oh Mr. walrus R U lokkin 4 somthin?
Joo
its coo coo cachu
Yes it is, Mrs. Robinson, yes it is…
I can’t top that!
Foo-ey.
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy!
being the walrus is overrated, though the song strangely is not
I am the eggnog.
Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba,
juba, juba juba. Juba juba…..
Beatles pwn ^ ^
talk about a piece of pork…
Wow, somebody who knows whats going on!
no you’re not, paul is
Your bukkit is in that tree that must be high or low. You can see it when you look through bent back tulips.
foo
the most fail thing on failblog? the comments.
in sovrien russia bukkit misses you
Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman(woo), they are the eggmen(woo),
I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba,
juba. Juba juba…..
noo
hoo
boos
Phaillus?
hahaha this is true.
and this picture makes me laugh! how did someone find that, think of that, take a picture of that, and think to put it up on here? genious.
Whut, that made me laugh my ass off!
The movie? It was sad, but it was somewhat funny too.
(Billy & Mandy reference FTW)
oh my gosh. who said exploding penguins??? penguins dont explode. wait,do they?? no wait um who said penguins explode???
*waddles around really nervous then sits down in corner*
Have a taste of my ham!
moo
Ommmm
not ohm hanging balls & such plz kthx!
Can we be sure that it’s ham?
Because it looks like pork to me!
Om nom nom
pierwsi beda ostatnimi
Die Ersten werden die Letzten sein
dokładnie
a ci w środku dupa
It’s circumcised… so it’s kosher?
DAMN! I was gonna say that!
And yet Jews don’t eat pig! Thus you can’t have Kosher ham!
JEWISH DOCTRINE FAIL
We don’t? Shit, maybe THAT’s why the Rabbi was so upset at dinner last night??? The bacon-flavored green beans were delicious, though!!!
I know Cuban Jews that roast a pig for Christmas. I think that just breaks all the rules. Go big or go home.
Jubans.
Jubans are Cubish, very Picantasso.
Chinese Jew = ?
Not big on pork fried rice?
FIRST!
fail
Don’t know if someone wrote this before but… the label is in Polish and it translates to ‘Knight’s smoked ham’
This is indeed meaty and delicious! (and by”delicious” I mean hilarious)
MAH ROFLCOPTER IS BACK, AND IT STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Wheeeeeeeeee!!
Hey Loz! It’s back!
YAY! *punches air*
soi soi soi soi soi soi soi!
Not soy soy soy soy!
Ham ham ham ham ham!
You’d better have that checked… I don’t think your copter is running on all the cylinders, if it sounds like that!
No, sound is normal…
is a Karman K-Max…
Neighbors where pissed when I cut their box with my old tail rotor model…..
sooey sooey sooey sooey sooey!
OOOOOOF!!!
*falls on fanny as socks fly off feet*
Ow. Couldn’t you at least wait until I’m sitting down before you do that??
Admiral, you’d better kiss that and make it better… we don’t want a bruised Dragon!
Please…I’d never as my admirable Admiral to kiss my ass.
Ask, even.
*looks for the bukkit*
I don’t think you’d have to…
Hee!
*blush*
SOI SOI SOI SOI
PLEASE EXPLAIN: SOI might be an acronym or abbreviation for:
Technology:
* Silicon on Insulator
* Signal operating instructions
* Service Oriented Infrastructure
* Start of injection
Science:
* Southern Oscillation Index
* Sphere of influence (astrodynamics), a term in astrodynamics
* Saturn orbit insertion
* Structure of Intellect model of human intelligence originally described by J. P. Guilford
Misc:
* School of Infantry
* Shadow of Infinity, a Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game set
* Sons of Iraq, auxiliary police forces that have helped bring stability to Iraq
* Severity of Illness, medical classification
* Sphere of influence, a term in politics
* Survey of India
* State of Israel
* Soi A side street in Bangkok
* The Symphony Orchestra of India
* Skating tour, Stars on Ice
Wow!
Superfluous Over Imagination
This is what happens when masturbation becomes boring. Learn well, young padawan.
It’s the sound that Whut?’s copter makes. Duh.
That’s the sound roflcopters make…
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
it’s clearly a noise. Mah Roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI.
Or, Sales Office Inquiry
Stiff Object Insertion?
type my roflcopter goes soi soi soi into microsoft sam
how long did it take u to find all those things?
Mah bukkit tasts like bukkit
I got ur bukkit hahahahahaha
Fanny means something different in Ireland!
no, suuu-eee, suuu-eee suuu-eee!
I wonder if the guy slicing it saw this. I say slicing win.
And then he tenderized it for about two hours before putting it in the case.
I bet nothing’s tender in his hands!
Actually, by the looks of that big floppy one…
Hmmm…I think the guy slicing it took the term ‘Man meat’ too literally.
Do you think that is a long-pig?
Well, it’s certainly a kosher ham – it looks circumcised…
ew.
Actually, Admiral, I think it’s the loin.
Lion (and Tiger) meat is a darker red, but they do not taste like Pig (ham) Deer, or Chicken, more like Dog, Hyena or other carnivore; kind of a tart gamey-ness to it. And if you ask… what else would you do with the carcass of a trophy kill in the middle on nowhere but build a fire and roast it.
Er…dyslexia win?
Or mayhap you are related to non-seq?
*SNORK!*
Loz! Happy with your presents?
Oh em gee, santa?! Is it really you?
I loved my presents, thanks! Did you like the mince pie I left for you?
I would have, I’m sure, but all those treats from the kids in Europe and
England…. so instead I just tiptoed into your bedroom and pulled back the covers and stared for a few minutes… I had to totally skip the
Faroe Islands, but it was well worth it.
My sister followed you travelling round the world on Norad. When you hit London she opened her presents.
Followed him huh? I sense a restraining order in her future.
So he liked the pie, just not the mince meat pie.
Why do you know what dog tastes like?
When you’re in the bush for a week at a time, you take what you can get.
Um…no. I’m not gonna say it.
.
.
.
Okay, I lied. Staying in the bush for a week at a time takes some serious dedication and, I suspect, an unhealthy dependence on the little blue pills.
The ‘machine’ and I knew you couldn’t resist… but I’m proud of you for trying.
Well, I didn’t get to play with the Admiral tonight…the pressure was bound to escape somewhere.
*bites tongue and refuses to make a joke about adjusting the relef valve*
*stumbles over lost ‘i’*
Oh, Erick, were you looking for this?
*hands to ErickB*
Oh thanks, I think there was too much pressure
and it was forced out.
sure mr irwin
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I A vegitaryn
dat is groose
Sadly, I didn’t even think of that first… Fuzz beat me to it (pun NOT intended).
at the risk of never sleeping at night — *squeezeböχ*
___
(… though had to remove the thorn [þ] first)
Damn, you’ve defeated my self-defense mechanism. I’ll have to renew my security contract now.
lol I can’t wait to get that into my mouth.
That’s what she said.
Mmmmm. What a tasty meat snack.
Hey You! Where you been at?
*crickets*
Apparently, Bob, she’s gone back there… wherever that is.
*sulks disappointedly away*
fail
okay i love ur name it is awesome
Has anyone here ever tried human?
Is this ham or cock?
I am trying to carve up this intricate post into thin slivers but my knife keeps meating cock, it is not a very pheasant arrangement but is something that idd like to sink my teeth into. However, I can’t help but feel I have bitten off more than I could chew!
Take care, it may swell when you eat it.
…and you know that, how?
Field studies.
Where’s the field? I wanna come play.
The easier question to ask is “where isn’t the field?” The answer is shorter.
you have such a dirty sense of humor mook! i’d love to share some dead baby jokes with you over a plate of ham sometime!
Fail, yet also Win.
Dude. that’s wail. *nods and winks*
*nods and davens* — The Failing Wall, amirite?
That’s no kabanosy.
That’s dirty!
tastes guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud!!!
It’s okay, Babe, it happens to a lot of pig men.
Jambon(e).
Ham it to ya!
You devil!
*canned laughter*
That’s quite a sales pitch.
Just trying to bring home the bacon
urgh! d:
Tastes like chicken.
Chokes like chicken.
Straighten up and fly right.
Some guys need an intervention before they can do this, though.
Smilin’ Bob the Butcher?
it’s cut … but it ain’t Kosher
Agree. I could always be wrong, but I don’t think looking vaguely like a circumcised frank’n'beans could make a ham kosher.
Hee…the ham looks like gentiles.
Nah, were it to look like gentiles, it would appear uncircumcised. This one is definitely not wearing a turtleneck.
Arguably accurate, Fuzzi, and a proper employment of the subjunctive, but you’ve actually porked the bun, I mean, borked the pun.
Thanks, parve-ner:)
Ok I’m done.
Ko, sher you are… I think you’ve got more in you.
I have to look that one up, amirite?
Unless you pass-over it…
you rite!
Hey, did you know insects are not kosher except for four varieties of locust?
yes i did, and did you know loin meat isn’t?
(and more like low cost, amirite?)
Oh, man. LOLcust.
Oh! Man! Lolcustard!
More like gentiletalia
More like b3nd ov3r and show and tell a gentle tail.
How were you lead to that “bouquet” pic? Certainly you wouldn’t search for such a thing….
Terrible accidents sometimes occur. I once saw a story on how a woman fell onto a ConEd manhole cover which was so hot it literally branded her, because of an undetected electrical short. I was curious if the same had happened before, so I tried a Google search.
I can assure you that “red hot manholes” was not the best choice of search terms to use.
Heh, there used to be a gay bar in Chicago called The Man Hole.
There is a gay bar in Vegas called the Cock Pit.
*Grabs List*
*Checks Twice*
Umm, Miss Mookie, sweetie, why do you know this?
*awaits answer with pencil hovering over Naughty box*
OH MY! That ddoes makes Santa sound a bit Naughty himself doesn’t it…
and well, you see, Mrs. Claus has these terrible headaches all the time and Sanat has Special Gifts for Special Young Ladies …..
(Sorry, old Santa’s typing gets shaky when he gets excited)
*grabs Naughty Box and runs far, far away*
>:D LOL!
Search? That’s just a collage of pictures I have taken in the past year.
Hey, I want photo credit for the wonky one on the left that I e-mailed you…
Seriously, now. I wanna know what thoughts you had in mind to find that. Did one of
your “friends” send you a linky? C’mon, tell the truth… .
Why is the words friends in quotation marks? Do you staple notes to the corkboard?
It’s true! They really don’t waste any part of the hog.
Not kosher, yet somehow kosher.
It’s funny because it vaguely resembles a penis and scrotum. It’s like an unspoken humorous point between people who understand what it looks like without actually needing to verbalize it.
FIRST POST.
And yet, you felt the need to verbalize it.
Hee – first fail.
*THPPPT*
Humor FAIL.
“FIRST POST” FAIL
Taco, you win the prize for most obvious. Thanks for taking something funny, and turning it into a boring picture without interest. You are definitely the most pedantic fuck on here today. Good for you, now go suck the actual object this ham represents.
Oh, and you fucking failed at being first, dipshit. Way to go.
Maybe it’s HIS/HERS first post? I try to give the benefit of the doubt.
*retracts the rant about first* The rest stands.
Oh my.
*gives Lunchbox an eggnog with some dragon-grog in it*
Here…chill. Relax. Enjoy.
Smanksh, Gragdun, I’sh needud thatsh… ish it juss me, er ish the ruuuum shpinninn??
Sorry pookie, didn’t mean to take the wind out of your sails. Here, let me kiss it and make it better.
Fortunately, the title of a Dead Kennedys song, I am NOT…
But his version of “Puttin’ on the Ritz” was amazing.
cracker me up, white girl
It’s a fake
Irony win.
The proper way to celebrate your achievement here is to log off, shut down your computer, and never use the Internet again.
haha. tssss
Mmmm…. ham!
*masturbates*
Mmm… ham!
*masticates*
bodiestheexhibition.com/intro.html
Best science project EVER.
Oooooh, I really wanted to see that! I hope I get a chance to one of these days.
It’s well worth the visit.
My parents got to go, and they said it was absolutely incredible.
*is envious*
Find the time, find a way. Do it now. You will NOT regret it.
I was disturbed by the fact it made my friend’s wife hungry though
I looked at the web site….
not sure it’s the type of people I’d want to be seen with.
I’m not prejudiced, just prefer humans to HAVE skin
so that I might be able to unconsciously categorize them
into skin tone groups, I’m kind of artsy that way.
*breaks the surface of the water*
*SQUEEEEEEZE!!!*
*clears regulator, dives, grabs the underwater Diver Propulsion Vehicle and heads for Catalina*
*confused!*
What are you doing Dragon??
Um.. I think she is Scuba diving.
And intermittently squeezing the moomin.
Since when did the SEALS allow dragons in their ranks?
^ hamsterbater
“‘I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster’, that great lyric by The Killers”
‘I’ve got pea but I’m not a peanis’
“I’ve got a light, but I’m not a lighter”
“I’ve got a box, but I’m not a boxer.”
“I’ve got a cock, but I’m not a rooster.” (yeah, I know it doesn’t really rhyme)
“I’ve got a crack but im not a cracker”
Tubesteak.
Gives new depth to the pickup line, “Hey, honey, wanna eat my meat?”
That’s more of a Pinto line. Or maybe an Edsel. Definitely not a pickup.
Well, that is coming on a bit strong… SUV perhaps?
Nope. It has to be something that crashes and burns.
Oh, like Amelia Earhart’s plane?
Yes, exactly like that!
‘Cuz if a guy said that to me as a “pickup line”, there would be no survivors.
It’s funny, when I think of some guy using pickup lines, my mental image is of some fat, hairy Italian guy with too many gold chains showing out of a shirt opened to his mid-chest. I wonder why that is? Regardless, it’s the type of guy who probably wears more alcohol in a night than he consumes…
Man…I’ve heard some doozies.
A man actually said to me once, “Are your legs tired? They must be, because you spent the night running through my dreams.”
One of the funniest was the guy who came up to me in a grocery store and said, “My god…you have the most beautiful breasts I’ve ever seen. Would you go out with me tonight?”
The direct approach. It didn’t get him a date, but I was secretly pleased with the compliment just the same.
I’ve got a question: what do you women want to hear? I never know what to say, so I usually say nothing.
Ask the Admiral. He knows.
How about, “Hi, I’m ____. May I buy you a drink?”
Is that “Hi, I’m . May I buy you a drink?” or “Hi, I’m . May I buy you a drink?”
Or more like “Hi, I’m <insert age where age . Can you get us some drinks?”
Wow. That didn’t work at ALL.
Is that “Hi, I’m (insert name). May I buy you a drink?” or “Hi, I’m (insert age) . May I buy you a drink?”
Or more like “Hi, I’m (insert age where age < 21 in most US states). Can you get us some drinks?”
I’m afraid you’re overthinking this. Have a few shots of tequila and then try again.
But seriously, are you saying the best pick-up line is actual honesty?
“Hi, my name is Dave. Can I buy you a drink?”
Works better than…
“Yo Bitch! What up?”
Someone once told me, first date, that he wanted
to marry my breasts.
(No second date.)
Well, at least that’s better than his wanting to BURY your breasts, right? Although, on the creepy scale, that’s just as high.
I remember you! I really did, you know! I was saving for a ring.I could have learned to loved the rest
Um..
“It’s not you it’s me?”
lol … oh damn! … ‘petmousse,’ that’s a French-ass name … so, can i have your number?
.
You had me at “‘Sup, bitch?”
Today I was getting into my car as an older (80’s) couple was getting out of theirs. The woman was the driver. The old man got out, walked right to the curb and just stood there waiting. The lady got out, unfolded her walker and said something to him about him not opening her door, I think. As she closed her door he turned slowly towards the restaurant door and said under his breath, “BITE ME!” He then saw me and my amused/surprised expression. He grinned slyly and winked at me and kept going, leaving her behind.
When I get OLD I wanna be just like him!
(yeah, i know it’s not following the thread, but it is hilarious!)
Since when does a “thread” have anything to do with this place?
Is it used to “so?” everything together?
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
*nesting fail*
*makes Erick clean his plate*
http://xn--nxaglql2a.tk/video/4D0555EtAZ4/mad-tv-can-i-have-ur-number-mad-funny.html
Sadly, not too far off..
Once I had a guy hit on me in the grocery, who told me both the
children in the cart were his nephews. Immediately after, an older
woman behind us asked him, “Are those your children?”
And he said, “One of them is.”
ah damn! … I didn’t see this when I asked for your number just now … so, I can’t have it?
Yeah, that’s in Poland! ^^
The wisent? The heaviest surviving land animal in Europe? Yeah, that’s in Poland.
lol have you noticed that this meat looks like a penis?
yes you do
I wonder why it is a fail.
Two reasons…
1. The penis is very small
2. The gonads are very large
’nuff said.
There is a Vas Differens between this one and the one on the left
Yeah, the one on the left isn’t very ductile at all…
That is a very anatomically correct male external genitalia, complete with a spongy layer and a membranous layer…
funny thing, that ham is called “wedzonka rycerska” and that means something like Knights smoked beacon -.-
guess now its clear why it looks like that ..
is that some kind of knight light?
Damnit, now I can’t stop laughing!
Smoked Gallahad? Now there’s an interesting sandwich! Gives a whole new meaning to having a hero for lunch…
I think Wędzonka rycerska is a cabbage soup. I prefer kapusta. Also, I think this cut of meat is considered bacon, not ham.
Sammy, what’s that small flap of flesh hanging from your lower lip?
Gornisht, bubbala, gornisht.
*whispers to self*
Dreck!
When you’re through with all of those, will you make me a purse?
Dammit Mookie, I’m a moyle not a seamstress!
Actually it’s polish one. I can see polish words down there xD
It menas “Knight’s Smoked Bacon”
Back when I was innocent, my family flowershop had a customer come in with the last name of Kielbasa. I complimented him on his sausage and innocently said my mother used it all the time. Fortunately, his English, it was not so good so he didn’t understand what I was saying and didn’t hear the designers in the back room laughing their heads off at how embarrassed my mother was.
*snorkity*
*rofflufagus*
yup, and I feel really sorry for the knight
Knight’s smoked ham…
*means
ham fail, pork win
She don’t eat meat
But she sure like the bone.
♫ I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
Shell make ya breakfast
Shell make ya toast
She dont use butter
She dont use cheese
She dont use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline
Awww you know you are loved when a guy writes a poem about you. Thank you sweetheart.
*wink*
You’re always at the tip of my heart, Ryannon… or at the tip of something, anyway!
Mary Moo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-kie…. is she a vegetarian?
Now we know what to pack for the failblog annual picnic.
I thought the picnic supplies were already decided… maybe this is for after those are gone? I know I’d be hungry afterwards.
*makes LB a sandwich with the other white meat*
will you make sammyjizz, too?
I don’t traffic in spreads, sorry.
This starts so many sexual jokes that have been thought by so many people already.
They want you to eat their meat. So they’re trying to attract more women… I think it’s smart. Even though it’s unintentional.
…or is it?
damn.. wish I could have brought THAT ham into the office Christmas party * snickers lasciviously*
once again, i have been misled by my educators as to where ham is cut from…TEACHER FAIL!
Spicey
That looks kind of like a pee pee.
Thank you for clearing that up.
From this day forth, dildos will be known as SPAM!
Gives a whole new meaning to the term ’spam filter’.
yeah, not so much.
Mmmmmm meat. Om nom nom.
It should be considered a ham win. That ham must be more manly than a lot of folks these days.
Mmmm… thingy…
I already wondered who cut of my balls and sliced it into pieces. Now I see this, I at least know what happened to it !
Sick >.>
It seems like this resembles a penis
Only smaller.
That depends……….
Holy moly!
A butcher’s cross section
Would anyone care to try my smoked meat log?
Nah, everyone knows smoked meats are full of nitrites.
Yeah and you have a little drop of nitrite on your chin Mookie.
*hands Mookie the kleenex*
Here, I had that left over from earlier…
Aw, Lunchie, it’s all soggy… *wipes chin on LB’s shirt* Better?
Oh, my… well, any port in a storm, any shirt in a… swell?
LOL, I just went to Bodies Revealed today.
I’ve had my fill, kthx
I saw that when it first opened at MOMA. Interesting but not sure I want to enjoy that again, having a queasy stomach and all.
I definitely will not go to that exhibit again. Went with a friend while it was in
Ft. Lauderdale (aka Liquerdale). Nearly lost my lunch.
You know how it’ named? (sign in the bottow) It’s polish and it means, Knight’s Ham
Some Pig.
Terriffic.
lol … Charlotte’s got herself a World Wide Web
*Golf clap* And we have a winner, and I didn’t have to resort to “Radiant.”
haha
I’m sure it’s from KAUFLAND xD
The best part is that it is so many slices so the whole family can enyoy!
Anyone have some mayo to go with that slice?
This ham is like those pancakes with the syrup already in them. Eat it just right and you will get the mayo.
And, you definitely know what ‘just right’ is, Ry…
She’s the cream of the crop, no doubt about it.
ya know,
I like meat sometimes…
but putting it on display like that,
it’s just wrong.
I’d like a quarter pound of the flaccid pork, please.
Whatever you want,
, Santa always has Special Gifts for Special Young Ladies…….. (see Santa’s previus posts)
No thanx, Santa. I’m still itching from last year’s “gift.”
Mookie, I have a feeling you never have a problem with flaccid meat…
Aw shucks. *toescrapedirt* I bet you say that to all the girls…
No, you’re special, really! I would never cheapen our relationship by lying to you… at least, not about that!
You can regift it at the STD market
You really are too funny
Ah, so Lorena Bobbitt finally opened up her own business!
Ack it’s too small to notice but somebody did.
A “coincidence” has nothing to do with “failing”. Dumb.
It’s okay to feel good about yourself, James. You ARE smart, it’s okay to tell yourself that.
Ham bone?
Boneless ham.
THAT IS A WIN!
what is the fail in this? is it rude or something?
It is very rude. It is refreshing to come across a pure spirit now and then.
I can see the commercial for this thing now:
(voiceover)Introducing new Balling Brand Hams from Soon-Sun Farms!
Son: Gee dad, that ham sure does look big.
Dad: (to grocer) Wrap that porker up, man! Can’t have that thing just lying around in the open like that!
Son: dad! you mean?! (hopeful look.)
Dad: yes, son, that’s right! A shot at a wonderful piece, just for you!
Son: Really?
Dad: yes! You’ll have go at that Balling Soon-Sun, I promise!
soi soi soi
hey DJenom loves to suck on this ham
Eek, a penis!
hi
that must hurt
MEAT WIN
Le jambon se dé-bite en tranche.
LOL, you gotta admit that is pretty funny! Loved it!
jess
http://www.online-privacy.cz.tc
Is that Cisco Adler’s ham?
I think he has testy cancer…
Oink, oink
good god piglet!
I don’t get it.
Lubie walić gruchę takim mięchem! Yo!
I wanna know what the butcher calls that particular cut.
It took me a while to get this.
I don’t get it
I’m terribly sorry to hear that.
what so funneh? pls to explain.
it`s a cock with balls retard xD
and you can finally eat it! ;D
And what is even more funny, “Wędzonka rycerska” means “Knight’s Smoked Bacon”. Poor knight!
Are we sure that it’s ham?
Looks like pork to me!
ciekawe po ile ?
OMG a trap Ham!
no one has uttered the phrase: “Cock meat sandwich”?
Ziom ma dopiero kawał mięcha!!!
thats a not-erect penis
oh really? you gotta be kidding me
Wow. Boneless ham. Definitely NOT a “bone in” ham.
Polacy sa wszedzie xD
Collector’s edition
haha! i bet some pervert went like, “Hey! Let’s have some fun trying to make “art”"! XD
cock fail
zOMG it’s a PONOS
Sorry but that doesn’t look like a FAIL to me.
Took me a while to see that
And the whole reason I was on failblog was to distract myself from being horny and wanting penis …
Epic fail, Failblog. Epic fail.
oh mr. walrus R U lookin 4 somthin
In polish this means soldier’s meat.
2x fail?
At work I once stuck my d1*k in the bacon slicer.
He didn’t like it and quit.
thats one well hung piece of meat right there!
HAHAHA you couldn’t make this shit up
OWNED U WANT SOME HAM BITCH!!! 0o