Comments on: Shatterproof Ornament Fail http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:12:36 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Sportfx http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-754081 Sportfx Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:49:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-754081 This isnt a fail they say Shatter poof, not un-breakable This isnt a fail they say Shatter poof, not un-breakable

]]> By: MADNESS http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-434024 MADNESS Sat, 23 May 2009 16:06:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-434024 Riiight, man. Riiight, man.

]]> By: quiksquirl http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-412374 quiksquirl Sat, 09 May 2009 21:08:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-412374 it is shatter proof, it didnt shatter. it only has a hole it in it is shatter proof, it didnt shatter. it only has a hole it in

]]> By: Steven http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-323702 Steven Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:58:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-323702 I concur. Shatterproof is not breakproof I concur. Shatterproof is not breakproof

]]> By: yazan http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-320525 yazan Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:48:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-320525 this is not a fail, shatterproof doesn't mean its unbreakable it just means it won't shatter and leave thousands of little tiny glass pieces everywhere which is incredibly unsafe compared to having one large broken piece. this is not a fail, shatterproof doesn’t mean its unbreakable it just means it won’t shatter and leave thousands of little tiny glass pieces everywhere which is incredibly unsafe compared to having one large broken piece.

]]> By: bluedragon http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-300173 bluedragon Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:05:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-300173 This is not a fail. It says "shatter proof", not "break proof". This is not a fail. It says “shatter proof”, not “break proof”.

]]> By: Emi http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-285072 Emi Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:28:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-285072 Broken not shattered. It's fine. XD Broken not shattered. It’s fine. XD

]]> By: Cauliflower http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-267196 Cauliflower Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:38:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-267196 well, on the bright side: they didn't shatter :D just broke.... but I see no tiny peaces of glass, so yay! well, on the bright side: they didn’t shatter :D
just broke…. but I see no tiny peaces of glass, so yay!

]]> By: Em http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-244721 Em Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:12:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-244721 I was getting ready to buy almost these exact ornaments yesterday and there were just rows of shattered ones just like this. It was sad but that's what one gets for waiting for the ornaments to go on sale lol I was getting ready to buy almost these exact ornaments yesterday and there were just rows of shattered ones just like this. It was sad but that’s what one gets for waiting for the ornaments to go on sale lol

]]> By: joel http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-239077 joel Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:16:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-239077 you jst fail so shut up and btw it does say ornaments you jst fail so shut up
and btw it does say ornaments

]]> By: joel http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-239076 joel Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:13:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-239076 what the hell are ordiments ? what the hell are ordiments ?

]]> By: joel http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-239073 joel Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:12:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-239073 how the hell is that a fail it broke it didn't shatter that fail ....fails how the hell is that a fail
it broke it didn’t shatter
that fail ….fails

]]> By: Jaera http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-236108 Jaera Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:42:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-236108 I think you retards mistook him saying it's sad that nobody uses the word anymore. I think you retards mistook him saying it’s sad that nobody uses the word anymore.

]]> By: Pr0d1gY http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-233445 Pr0d1gY Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:49:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-233445 I quite agree.... It has merely been broken..... This, however, may be entirely intentional, seeing as to how ignorant people may try to SUE them because their ornament has been broken, as such ornament is declared "shatterproof". Seeing as to how it is broken rather than shattered these ornaments are still proven shatterproof and said hole is merely a way of evading certain legal affairs, until further notice. If, for instance, a meteor were to hit the earth and a hole would become of such unfortunate events. The planet has not been shattered, it has just been damaged. Within such circumstances the planet is neither broken. However, if the meteor had caused the planet to lose it's basic shape and maintain a new form in many different shapes then the planet would, in fact, be shattered. Although the hole in the ornament has indeed made the ornament lose it's general spherical shape, you can still tell what it was once rather than it being in many pieces that would make it difficult to understand what it's general shape and purpose would be. I quite agree….
It has merely been broken…..
This, however, may be entirely intentional, seeing as to how ignorant people may try to SUE them because their ornament has been broken, as such ornament is declared “shatterproof”. Seeing as to how it is broken rather than shattered these ornaments are still proven shatterproof and said hole is merely a way of evading certain legal affairs, until further notice.
If, for instance, a meteor were to hit the earth and a hole would become of such unfortunate events. The planet has not been shattered, it has just been damaged. Within such circumstances the planet is neither broken. However, if the meteor had caused the planet to lose it’s basic shape and maintain a new form in many different shapes then the planet would, in fact, be shattered. Although the hole in the ornament has indeed made the ornament lose it’s general spherical shape, you can still tell what it was once rather than it being in many pieces that would make it difficult to understand what it’s general shape and purpose would be.

]]> By: thatquietkid http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-228364 thatquietkid Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:33:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-228364 This works on 2 levels: 1. The ornaments aren't even supposed to be broken-they're still in the original packaging! 2. They're SHATTERPROOF. Apparently, they aren't too well made. This works on 2 levels:
1. The ornaments aren’t even supposed to be broken-they’re still in the original packaging!
2. They’re SHATTERPROOF. Apparently, they aren’t too well made.

]]> By: scofield http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-228136 scofield Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:24:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-228136 merry christmas ! merry christmas !

]]> By: that one guy http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-224707 that one guy Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:45:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-224707 haha the same shit happened to me when i bought some ordiments at wal-mart haha the same shit happened to me when i bought some ordiments at wal-mart

]]> By: Kaity http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-224305 Kaity Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:53:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-224305 Actually, I saw a box of these in the store...and in the box that I saw, one of them _was_ shattered. Not broken, SHATTERED. Into many tiny pieces! It was the only box of ornaments left, and it was a mess. So, this one is true. Those shatterproof ornaments DO fail! And yeah, the one I saw in the store, had the same box, label, and type of ornaments. Not joking. Actually, I saw a box of these in the store…and in the box that I saw, one of them _was_ shattered. Not broken, SHATTERED. Into many tiny pieces! It was the only box of ornaments left, and it was a mess.

So, this one is true. Those shatterproof ornaments DO fail! And yeah, the one I saw in the store, had the same box, label, and type of ornaments. Not joking.

]]> By: Babs http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-223564 Babs Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:04:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-223564 Agree with mjc. Shatterproof means that when it does break, it isn't going to turn into a million little pieces. Agree with mjc. Shatterproof means that when it does break, it isn’t going to turn into a million little pieces.

]]> By: strongfan http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-223164 strongfan Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:20:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-223164 So, you have a bunch of morons who use oxyclean? So, you have a bunch of morons who use oxyclean?

]]> By: Kismet http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-222527 Kismet Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:32:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-222527 This is ftoooopid. It's called shatterproof because it doesn't burst into a thousand tiny shards of pain to be picked up by your feet for the next year, no matter how well you clean. They're plastic, and, if they break, they break into big, non-slicing chunks. See the difference? I reiterate what was said above as well, because I basically just said what they did, but I just noticed now, and I've put too much damned effort into this to just delete it. So PHBBPT! :P ^_^ This is ftoooopid. It’s called shatterproof because it doesn’t burst into a thousand tiny shards of pain to be picked up by your feet for the next year, no matter how well you clean. They’re plastic, and, if they break, they break into big, non-slicing chunks. See the difference? I reiterate what was said above as well, because I basically just said what they did, but I just noticed now, and I’ve put too much damned effort into this to just delete it. So PHBBPT! :P ^_^

]]> By: Matthew http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-222387 Matthew Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:07:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-222387 I don't read before I post and I hardly read after I post. I post because it makes me feel better. I don’t read before I post and I hardly read after I post. I post because it makes me feel better.

]]> By: hypa_kitty http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-222082 hypa_kitty Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:35:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-222082 sorray to point it out but second as always =D black angel was first =O sorray to point it out but second as always =D black angel was first =O

]]> By: Ectoplasm Dude http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221942 Ectoplasm Dude Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:49:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221942 You're right, but still- the idiots aren't going to be getting much profit this year. By the way-do YOU know what "ectoplasm" is? You seem to be the smart type. You’re right, but still- the idiots aren’t going to be getting much profit this year. By the way-do YOU know what “ectoplasm” is? You seem to be the smart type.

]]> By: Ectoplasm Dude http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221937 Ectoplasm Dude Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:47:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221937 Hehehe-two FAILURES in One! It says "omaments" down at the bottom, plus it's supposedly shatter-proof. Exept for that first one. Actually, I first thought it was just a reflection of light. But indeed it is a FAILURE. Hehehehe. Plus-I'm the only one that knows what "ectoplasm"is. Idiots. Hehehe-two FAILURES in One! It says “omaments” down at the bottom, plus it’s supposedly shatter-proof. Exept for that first one. Actually, I first thought it was just a reflection of light. But indeed it is a FAILURE. Hehehehe.
Plus-I’m the only one that knows what “ectoplasm”is. Idiots.

]]> By: sabret00the http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221821 sabret00the Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:44:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221821 Someone needs to look up the word shatter. They're broken, they're not shattered. Someone needs to look up the word shatter. They’re broken, they’re not shattered.

]]> By: Craig http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221740 Craig Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:12:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221740 speaking of morons... speaking of morons…

]]> By: J2800 http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221699 J2800 Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:33:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221699 f you f you

]]> By: J2800 http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221697 J2800 Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:32:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221697 *masturbatity* *masturbatity*

]]> By: J2800 http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221696 J2800 Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:31:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221696 You are a retard for being a noob. You are a retard for being a noob.

]]> By: kannadzuki http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221605 kannadzuki Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:56:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221605 Do you think they might need your Advanced Pre-Humo(u)r Remedial Hono(u)rs course first? Do you think they might need your Advanced Pre-Humo(u)r Remedial Hono(u)rs course first?

]]> By: fcxds http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221548 fcxds Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:07:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221548 Shatter is different than cracking, fail on the fail blog... get your shit straight. Shatter is different than cracking, fail on the fail blog… get your shit straight.

]]> By: Sherm http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221537 Sherm Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:40:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221537 It's a gaggle of oxymorons actually. It’s a gaggle of oxymorons actually.

]]> By: Mrs_Z http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221517 Mrs_Z Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:12:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221517 Nah...those are gargoyle eggs and one of them has hatched early and gotten loose in the store somewhere, is all. So while you are browsing, keep an ear open for the scary music... Nah…those are gargoyle eggs and one of them has hatched early and gotten loose in the store somewhere, is all. So while you are browsing, keep an ear open for the scary music…

]]> By: badchannelz http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221431 badchannelz Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:38:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221431 Wait a sec... I don't think it did shatter. That's a plastic ornament with a fig bucking puncture in it. So I guess we need to find the puncture-proof ones somewhere... *keeps browsing* Wait a sec… I don’t think it did shatter. That’s a plastic ornament with a fig bucking puncture in it. So I guess we need to find the puncture-proof ones somewhere… *keeps browsing*

]]> By: Mrs_Z http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221381 Mrs_Z Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:21:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221381 I think they're sweet, too. The LOLspeak wears me out sometimes, but I'm catching on rapidly. (Language is my job, after all.) I've noticed I've raised some hackles on the Failblog when the LOLspeak creeps in unawares, and I've been told I like to stick my fingers in the fire to see how long it takes me to get burned. Jeez, Louise, are we going to OZ today? There is some serious ugly going on outside my kitchen window. Uh, I may need to shut down and unplug for a little while. I think they’re sweet, too. The LOLspeak wears me out sometimes, but I’m catching on rapidly. (Language is my job, after all.) I’ve noticed I’ve raised some hackles on the Failblog when the LOLspeak creeps in unawares, and I’ve been told I like to stick my fingers in the fire to see how long it takes me to get burned. Jeez, Louise, are we going to OZ today? There is some serious ugly going on outside my kitchen window. Uh, I may need to shut down and unplug for a little while.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221366 Dragonwriter Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:04:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221366 I wouldn't <b>*FOOOM!!*</b> the cheezpeeps. I think they're sweet, actually. I just have a serious wicked streak that fits in much better here! *grin* I wouldn’t *FOOOM!!* the cheezpeeps. I think they’re sweet, actually.

I just have a serious wicked streak that fits in much better here! *grin*

]]> By: Mrs_Z http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221360 Mrs_Z Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:00:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221360 Okay, i can't standz it ennymores. You know, those dreaded LOLcat people could make short work of that borked orinment. *opens FIRE VALVE door, lets in the ICHC-ers* Right over here, guys--it's a splorted ornament. Clean-up on aisle five, please. *watches as the ICHC folks sweepys-up the borked pieces, fits them back togedders, wraps them wi/ducky tape (tapeytapeytapey), snaps on a new CHRG w/doi, wraps the ornament in a lovely cheezpeeps blankie and places it gently back in the package wif its frenzez, w/ hot choklit an concatshoelaces all round* *whispers* (Tankew, guys; nao better get outta here b-4 you wakes up teh Failblog an sumbuddy gitz FOOMED.) There, lil orinment all better! *RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE* Okay, i can’t standz it ennymores. You know, those dreaded LOLcat people could make short work of that borked orinment. *opens FIRE VALVE door, lets in the ICHC-ers* Right over here, guys–it’s a splorted ornament. Clean-up on aisle five, please.

*watches as the ICHC folks sweepys-up the borked pieces, fits them back togedders, wraps them wi/ducky tape (tapeytapeytapey), snaps on a new CHRG w/doi, wraps the ornament in a lovely cheezpeeps blankie and places it gently back in the package wif its frenzez, w/ hot choklit an concatshoelaces all round*

*whispers* (Tankew, guys; nao better get outta here b-4 you wakes up teh Failblog an sumbuddy gitz FOOMED.)

There, lil orinment all better! *RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE*

]]> By: Eric-San http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221247 Eric-San Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:01:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221247 FIRST FIRST

]]> By: The Short Bus http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221223 The Short Bus Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:16:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221223 I got half way and I swear I got so confused. Can we keep it simple i can not register these long simplific sentences!! I got half way and I swear I got so confused. Can we keep it simple i can not register these long simplific sentences!!

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221187 dilettante Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:39:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221187 There will be blood. There will be blood.

]]> By: Uriel http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221163 Uriel Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:19:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221163 ... ... ... I should REALLY put on my perv glasses and reread my posts before I push the button... … … … I should REALLY put on my perv glasses and reread my posts before I push the button…

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221162 Ryannon Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:19:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221162 Are you one of the Little Mermaids sisters? The one that can't control her bladder? I heard about you and will not be inviting you to my home. Just because you live undah da sea doesn't mean you can pee wherever you like. Have you no decorum? Are you one of the Little Mermaids sisters? The one that can’t control her bladder? I heard about you and will not be inviting you to my home. Just because you live undah da sea doesn’t mean you can pee wherever you like. Have you no decorum?

]]> By: Uriel http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221161 Uriel Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:17:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221161 Wow how did I not see that one coming... Wow how did I not see that one coming…

]]> By: shalindria http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221151 shalindria Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:45:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221151 Jamie, I don't know what you're talking about. Where I live we have herds of oxymorons. Jamie, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Where I live we have herds of oxymorons.

]]> By: EarthBoundDancer525 http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221131 EarthBoundDancer525 Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:03:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221131 The only fail here is the attempt to claim a fail. The box clearly states that it is shatter proof, not unbreakable. They break, but they don't shatter into a million pieces that stab you in the foot later when you thought you've cleaned them all up. And I don't care if this has already been brought up, I don't feel like reading all the posts, 'cause there's over a hundred I believe. The only fail here is the attempt to claim a fail. The box clearly states that it is shatter proof, not unbreakable. They break, but they don’t shatter into a million pieces that stab you in the foot later when you thought you’ve cleaned them all up.

And I don’t care if this has already been brought up, I don’t feel like reading all the posts, ’cause there’s over a hundred I believe.

]]> By: kittysmurf http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221104 kittysmurf Sat, 27 Dec 2008 12:21:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221104 lol, that happened to us! lol, that happened to us!

]]> By: NoOneInteresting http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221078 NoOneInteresting Sat, 27 Dec 2008 10:26:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221078 That's what she said! (Oh, yeah. I went there.) That’s what she said!

(Oh, yeah. I went there.)

]]> By: Uriel http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221075 Uriel Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:32:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221075 Ya know techinically this isn't a f-f-f... ... ... ok, nevermind, I can't do it... Was starting to think my scroller had failed... Everytime I go down I see the same thing. Ya know techinically this isn’t a f-f-f… … …

ok, nevermind, I can’t do it…

Was starting to think my scroller had failed… Everytime I go down I see the same thing.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/12/26/shatterproof-ornament-fail/#comment-221055 Dragonwriter Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:33:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10388#comment-221055 YOU...!!! . ...I like you. *gives Sherpa a cookie* YOU…!!!
.
…I like you.

*gives Sherpa a cookie*

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