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frist?
yep
First perhaps, but frist, absolutely not.
Originality: FAIL.
Posting something which requires only the ability to think enough to spell correctly: FAIL.
Long sentence that doesn’t make sense: FAIL.
not understanding a long sentence win!
Understanding that someone did not understand a long sentence and then making a comment about it: win
lol, it wasn’t even a sentence in the 1st place
technicality win
charges dismissed on technicality — no long sentence
English major? Fail.
Actually, that’s English minor!
Actually, that’s Ursa Minor! *points into the sky*
actually, youre all idiots.
astrological win above
Being a nice person… Fail.
Giving someone the joy of being first… Fail.
At least i’m not a prick.
Actually, Jez, some feel that wasting space here with a post as uncreatively tiresome as “first” is indeed being a prick. (While a person who posts “first” when they know they aren’t even first is just being a troll, also known as a dickless prick.)
vying for 1st @ the Cafferty File wouldn’t be unamusing …
Seeying you get about 4 posts of new fail a day. How can space be a problem?
How do we know you are not a prick? Is there documentation? I am not accusing you of being a prick, per se. But I don’t see any irrefutable evidence indicating you are not a prick. So we have a 50/50 chance of being right if we call you a prick. I like my chances so I am going to go on the assumption that your two snarky remarks denote prickishness. But that’s just me. I am not a prick but I do rhyme with hunt.
Blunt? Say it ain’t so, Ryannon!! I always thought you were a smooth, innuendo kinda girl!
*Hugs!*
I gotz mad rhyming skillz y0!
Yo, when’s a bitch gonna rhyme with hunt?
– when she’s a German dog.
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(with mad props to new mama Sara J — YOU NAZI!)
A Doberman Pinscher can rhyme?
ein Dachshund kann sich auf “hund” rhymin’
I love it when you talk dirty.
Woher ist meine Aktenschrank?
But where is the teapot!!
a dickless prick? that would make one something of a non-entity, wouldn’t it?
… so you see why it’s a waste of time to feed them
you mean a dickless dick?
more like a wienerless wienerbagel
Correctly. C-o-r-r-e-c-t-l-y. Correctly.
coyote done put a spell on correctly
firts?
Bill?
ouch.
It’s the best position to get the tires on the car from the wall.
Yeah, but the lower two are such a hassle!
Just drag it back a bit and roll it on the roof
oooh, being a ragtop with no real roof support, they’d owe a windshield too
That’s what she said.
I concur.
You would.
nice one !
lol
weiner
schnitzel
frankenfurter!
Dickincider?
ooohh, I see watchyou did her
and capers. Gotta have the capers.
You dirty copper! You will never take me alive!
*gives Ryannon some capon with capers*
*pops a cap in Ryannon’s, um, schnitzel*
Oh! A capper caper!
Driving in two wheels RLZ LOLZ OMGZ
MEGA KUDOS COMBO
*uh, sir, were gonna need to hold that car in the shop for another month.
to change the oil!?!
*uh, ya its really tight.
It’s ok, it’s just an eclipse.
tis?
never seen a softtop before…..
It’s called a Eclipse Spyder
Looks like a totaled Eclipse. bwahahahah
Lol Ryannon! And a Merry Christmas to all the Failblogsters. Thanks for a lot of humor to the daily grind!
*adding a lot of humor
I accidenty my action verb!
Bravo! Encore!
*applauds*
First
I am hereby putting you under arrest for disturbing the peace. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be taken out of context and used against you. You have no right to an attorney, as in the land of failblog “first” offences are inexcusable and undefendable.
Whoah!
Who hired this guy?
Not me, I would have hired someone that used “indefensible” not “undefendable”.
I plead the first.
I can has a fifth? *hic*
Huzzah for the Fail Cop!
Fail @ me xD
I would fail you all nite (:
quickie win or ED win?
In Dieguillo_O’s case, I think some Levitra is in store…
Smilin Bob Santa?
If I send it to you, you’ve got to promise to keep it whole.
(Buy the sky and sell the sky and lift your arms up to the sky.)
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Um, that’s not you under the Eclipse, is it?
One could only hope.
“Don’t fail on me.. What is it up in the air for? (It’s gonna fall)”
first!
nope, little late
*Gasp* An exclamation mark! This one is clearly out of control, there’s no point trying to reason with him, quick, pass me the high-powered tazers!
*Tazes brandino the fail until he is unconscious*
Ok we’re done here, let’s get him out of here before he wakes up.
Oi!
Give me that!
*snatches tazer away*
That’s mine!
*sulks*
‘02 Eclipse Roadster
‘02 WHITE Eclipse Roadster.
WIN
‘02 white Eclipse roadster on its side.
Fail.
‘02 white Eclipse roadster on its way to the scrap yard.
Snail.
‘02 white Eclipse, slightly abused.
Sale.
so dat’s how dey make teh sidetracks
Closest i’ve been to being first
Shop foreman is not gonna like this…
Wow… I work in a shop, and I’ve never seen anything like that before. It’s always been a fear that it’d happen to me.
Sucks to be this guy.
When I was at school (went to a tech school for automotive) there was a group who dropped an instructor’s very nice 04 Cobra off the lift, straight on it’s nose. I have never seen an angrier man in all my life. Or more scared students. He eventually just stormed out of the lab, leaving us to just all stand around, mostly gawking at the smashed Ford. We had a sub for the rest of the day. Ah, good times.
“Good times.” Snork and LOL
and I’m still laughing…
A 2 minute guffaw? I hope you weren’t drinking water. Maybe if you were, you really stopped laughing after 30 seconds but then started choking and you thought you were laughing but had to raise your hands above your head to stop “laughing”. There is a fine line between laughter and death my friend.
gallows guffaws
deadpan humor
Wow! Where’d that come from?
waaahhhhhhhhh
Two words. Law suit. Wait that should be one word. Lawsuit!
Law – wait for it – suit.
I think there is a difference between lawsuit and law suit. One is the suit you wear to court and the other is what you bring against the guy that sold you hot coffee at McD’s and you were stupid enough to pour it down your shirt and burn your moobies and fat belly for eating almost all your meals at McDs. It’s akin to teabag and tea bag. Teabag is a verb, while tea bag is a noun.
*sweet lawlz Sunday-go-to-meetin’ suit a’mighty*
Lawdy Miss Clawdy.
Merry Christmas
Thank You!
Yeah yeah, lap it up asshole, we’ll see who’s more popular in 4 months time now won’t we!? HUH!?!?!? *sigh* I have such a sad life.
you’re doin it wrong
Car parking win?
Anti-thieft win
Anti-theist sin
Wow. That sucks.
daymn, that car needs to lose weight.
you should see the cupholder it fell out of
I smell photoshop. The side would be way way more damaged than that. The front fender isn’t even touching the hood. Gullible failblog reader FAIL.
Sheldon
PS no shadow under the rear fender either
Look, I brought you the See & Say you asked for; please go be a dunce in the privacy of you own room and leave the adults alone.
PS: They don’t make Dora Panties in your size.
that a regift for sure
nice reply.
Sheldon? What kind of pansy name is that?
The kind that indicates a guy who has probably never done any physical labor on a vehicle, let alone knows the operations of a mechanic shop.
Let me type really slow so you don’t hurt yourself trying to read fast. (lol) First, there IS a GIANT shadow under the rear fender. All it needs for you to notice it is a large flashing neon sign, with an arrow. Also, there would NOT be much damage to the passenger side if the obvious happened, which is: the passenger side lift arm/brace/contact pad/ whatever you want to call it was not adjusted far enough under the car, to meet a jack point or the frame. So, while being lifted, it slipped or just wasn’t meeting at all and either dropped the passenger side, not far from the ground, OR lifted the driver’s side without lifting the passenger side at all, and since many mechanics let the lift, well, lift automatically into place, instead of holding the lever and watching, as safety regulations call for, it lifted the driver’s side far enough into the air for it to become severely off-balance and then flip. Kindof like when you’re drunk and lift one foot waaay up high…
Anyways, it’s not as if it was up 8 feet on the lift and then fell sideways. Therefore, no major side damage. I’ve worked in shops too long to have not seen this before, usually due to an inattentive lift operator who thinks the arms are far enough under the car, and doesn’t check, and not the lift arm breaking *as they told the car owner*.
Hey! You didn’t leave anything for the rest of us to carp about to this idiot. You used it all up.
This is supposed to be the season for sharing.
Merry Christmas!
*shares a hug*
Seasons greetings to you as well! By the power invested in me by myself I wish your family a merry Christmas on behalf of the entire state of Washington.
Coyote, nice Cheshire Avatar!
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To ALL (even the trollies):
I wish you a wondrous holiday season, filled with peace and joy. May your nights be warmed by friendship, and your days be brightened by smiles.
And to you, my dear Lunchbox!
and to you … have yourself a splendid LunchBoxing day, too!!
State of Washington? *stalker mode engaged*
and sorry for not leaving much to point out in a Captain Obvious sort of way. I was thinking someone else would mention that the fender is not supposed to meet the hood, and that the passenger side-view mirror is sitting on on top of the door now. Oh, God, there I go again. *headdesk*
Merry Christmas, Dragonwriter!
*passes around some ‘nog*
Thanks, guys!!
*guzzles*
*puts self under the Admiral’s Christmas tree*
Goodnight Dragon. What a clever place you have placed the Admirals mistletoe. So functional.
*snork!*
Goodnight, dear Coyote. I wish you much happiness and good news, my friend.
Sorry, no PS. I am the poster and can show you a few other shots of the same incident, if you really need them to sleep well at night.
New car bought for you by the auto shop win.
Merry Crispix everyone!
Merry Chipdips too you, too!
…and only if the car was totalled. Well, being an Eclipse, the cost of damage was probably more than the cost of replacement, sooo…
Merry Cinnabuns! and a Scampi New Year!
Merry Crown-n-Cokes! And a Stoli new year!
I like your idea better…
Woo…
*checks out Lunchbox’s buns*
What? I LOVE Cinnabuns.
Trust the Midas Touch!!!
MY CAR OH NOand its crimas too this is terrible
Um, that’s why I was asking about advice on where to get a new lift for the shop just the other day……
*waves to all*
Nine grueling hours of driving later…I’m here.
*teeters*
*THUD!*
*raises hand in the hopes that someone will put a drinkie in it*
Welcome and Merry Christmas!
Thank you, and right back atcha!
*makes you hot cocoa with Bailey’s French Vanilla Caramel in it-since Uncle Fester didn’t want it*
*waits for awkward drunken family closet-skeleton outing*
*runs away*
MMmmmmm! You are my new bestest friend.
And I have an absolutely awesome family with no skeletons, theng-kew. I’m very happy to be here with them.
*shares the cocoa*
Lucky you!
*marries into your family, only after a few (dozen) cocoas*
No skeletons? Are you from a family of invertebrates?
I’ve called them worse…
At least they have some extra tires to compensate the customer… lol
Is this in my warranty?
Thats a BAD fail. Being a mechanic/shop owner i can tell you its not a welcomed sight. Makes me run in fear.
*calls insurance company to double check coverage*
Because you asked we are going to double your rates. Have a nice holiday.
If any of my guys did this in my shop, there would be more than one unfortunate ‘accident’ that day. And they know it. Fear>respect lol
lol
…you idiots!!! It’s supposed to look like that!!! It’s a flounder car!!!!
I thought it was a side-car.
hahahha
Wouldn’t that be more like a Stingray?
Situation probably started like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT5Sz7ofiI8
Wow, now THAT would be enough to ruin your day! Ouch!
Jim
http://www.anonymity.cz.tc
*wears pretty sparkly dress and too much makeup*
“anonymity.com….protecting pedophiles and hackers”
Oops. Sorry.
Don’t worry, my brother is a TV repair man. He has a full set of tools. We can fix it!
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. . . . . .
In Soviet Russia, garage tips you!
Ta-daaaaaaaaa!
*jazz hands*
And nothing of value was lost.
lulz.
Awful. What if someone was underneath the car?
one less incompetent employee
okay, that was cruel
but rly
well, my boss always warned me about this happening, now i see what actually does happen when your not pulling hard enough on the latch to release locks, for some reason the vehicle always rolls toward the lift motor (where your gonna b standing) the guy who did this is a failure
lol ouch.
this Actually just happend to my Car in december! hah saaaaaaaame damned thing.
WOOT! GO BELLE TIRE! YEA!
Our car once was lifted straight into the roof.
It has a total of 16 dents
proper upkeep: FAIL
I hope you have fail insurance
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Hello to all ! Greetings From Poland. very Good Page !
and it always happens to an expensive car…
the car looks like a lambo lol OUCH for the owner