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With a burger king crown and a remote control. Why do people let themselves go this far?
Don’t worry, she is not going far at all. Unless they rent a truck.
Ultimate win!
that other woman looks like shes about to vomit
I think the one on the right just wants that coke… bad
she needs a good vomit or 20
I need a good vomit after seeing that back fat.
*barfs*
win to her fail to the rest of teh world…
i feel like I’M going to vomit
i know and i just ate too
I think she is eyeing off the remote control….possibly wondering if it edible
2 girls 1 cup?
WIN
win fail
burger king ad fail
God save the queen.
No, seriously.
Aahh!! Crazy dogs, crazy dogs!!
gotta love the Izzard!
*sings*
Oh, God attack the Queen,
Send big dogs after her
That bite her bum.
Hells yeah!! If I had a bosom like that, I’d straight up use it as a cup holder….
As a big chested woman myself, I was kind of thinking the same thing…this is a fail?! I consider that a win…I can fit all kinds of things down mine lol.
Agreed. This is a win.
They should break her down and sell her for parts.
Not before NASA has sent a mission to her dark side…
That’s a strictly ‘Volunteer Only’ Mission there.
That’s no moon…
ROFL!
Star Wars reference win.
She’s not going far, but her belly is.
It’s migrating south for the winter.
I’d liken it more to glaciation.
*Merry Christmas wishes to you all*
My god, her stomach has its own gravitational field!!!
The black thing is just a girdle, not a asteroid belt.
are you sure about that?
If it’s an asteroid belt, wheres the asteroids?
being used for some crappy 1980s game, no doubt
Could be worse, I suppose – they could be used for crappy 1990s movies.
I was thinking more like the rings of Saturn.
Family Guy line WIN
WHATS THAT ON MY FRONT PORCH????? I’m getting my shotgun
Major comment win.
Anyone else remember how they made soap in Fight Club?
Burn win! Like seriously. Glue-gun level burn.
I fail at clever.
epic dis my friend
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AWESOME lol
Well, if you’ve got them then flaunt em… I think she’s fabulous!!! Wouldn’t we all like a stable set of hands when we’re celebrating….
This girl is smart!!!
LMFAO
Because she’s trying to get on I Can Haz Cheezburger. Someone told her it was a game show, and she’s been eating lolcats ever since.
Lmfao comment WIN!
I AM IN LOVE
She’s so sexy ! I want her !!!
*vomits profusely*
Yeah!!! Sexy Mamma! MILF MILF … don’t know who’s hotter
Who want’s to see her naked?!
Mmm … imagine those 2 dancing Justin Timberlake’s Sexyback. LOL … just kiddin’!
*barf* oh god whyd you even joke like that
Chubchaser fail
We all have to have hobbies, I guess. Weee!
anyone else notice that theyre outside and she still has a remote? tv placement win?
I’m guessing it’s a diet coke
I don’t get it. Looks like epic win to me. Make what you got work for ya.
lol i think the other lady is think…hmmm i wonder if i could juuust sneak a drink from the bottom of the cup
good question?
mmmm..kankles..(drools on himself). You can’t tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins, but thats the fun :}
its a phone noob cake >:C
Win?
Looks like one to me. Taking a disadvantage and turning it to a positive. I can just imagine the look on the server’s faces when she goes through a drive through, though.
I can imagine the look on the transmission of the car. Probably why it was taken to the shop with the lift fail
Double win. Not only does she have a cupholder, she found the remote control while she was at it (check her left hand).
Triple win.
It’s her birthday, too.
More like double chin and I believe that is a cell phone but I could be wrong.
Likely, but the image of her doing a Moses and “parting the White Sea” only to find the remote seemed more amusing.
And traumatizing.
Moses used a remote control to part the white sea?
You mean the white C?
Actually, I kinda meant her physically cantilevering apart pallid mounds of flab to investigate the crevasse thus formed, and finding a remote missing for weeks at the bottom. So I suppose it would be the white GGG.
Call me Ishmael.
‘K, hi Ishmael… how’s the hunt for the great white whale going?
I found her by triangulating her cell phone usage, multiplying the number by the french fries she has tucked in her pocket, dividing that by the number of points on her BK “crown” and multiplying it by her BMI.
By “pocket,” is it safe to assume you mean “pocket of fabric in her clothing? ‘Cause I think she’s got a LOT of pockets by any other definition.
Definitely a win. When they are that big, not a whole hell of a lot you can do with them anyway.
*remembers a Bette Midler skit on how to tell if you are able to go bra-less or not*
Fail? Win, many ways to use your body
For instance, using it to break a Guinness record (related to burgers, I guess)
Or use it to break wooden chairs. You can do almost anything!
The chairs don’t have to be wooden, metal would do fine. Or maybe diamond?
Breaking diamond=extreme cleavage
Hey, why not even stop there! Platinum! TITANIUM! Oh, the possibilities are endless…
diamond is the hardest mineral in the world
That is considerable win. Being a fat whale is fail though.
Yes. Much better to be a thin whale.
or an obese porpoise.
Or a really really fat tuna
fatty tuna, on the other hand … is much better than BK
/Agree. Cupholder win, tonnage fail.
What about the BK. Is that fail or win?
True. Human Cupholder
Ew. I had Burger King for dinner. That makes me want to throw up a little. Or a lot. Enough to purge it from my body.
Erster!
(trying to bring in some variety here)
I know German just enough to know that you fail
fehlschlag: fuenftel am besten
oester ist es auch nicht
I agree with whatever you carved into your kitchen table this morning…
Ausfallen. episch. Ausfallen.
Fail. Epic. Fail.
…? Is that what you’re sayin’?
Just wondering.
All sing: “Wir haben hunger hunger hunger haben, Durst”
Must be cold!
Must be Alaska!
Mookie, do not bother using “Jason K” as a pseudonym.
I know you submitted this.
Worst Christmas present in years.
*bleaches eyes thoroughly*
Here, Lou, let me help you erase that image: *grabs Lou’s face and smashes it into cleavage, rubs it around* There, better?
Why, yes!
Nice perfume you are wearing, btw.
ummm that was the Burger Queens cleavage and that wasn’t perfume …
No shit.
*for once doesn’t masturbate*
*thanks his lucky stars but tazes avalokiteshvara anyway*
*masturbates*
kick’s jommick’s nuts.
*masturbates to chuck kicking jommick’s nuts*
*holds self and winches in mock pain*
Then happy holidays!
.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Winch!
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
Mr. Winch.
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Mr. Winch!
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Winch.
I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You’re a vile one, Mr. Winch!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Winch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile.
You’re a foul one, Mr. Winch!
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Winch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”
You’re a rotter, Mr. Winch!
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Winch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Winch.
You’re a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
this looks like a win to me…
i quite agree…i wish my boobies could do that@@@
This is by far a big fat fail.
…Best BK ad ever. Truth in advertising: New in 2009.
Does Burger King offer plankton beverages now?
They have a krilled chicken special.
The next one to pay with a sock full of pennies becomes tomorrow’s
filet ‘o’ fish.
that other blue whale looks pissed….
She does not have a neither a crown, nor a beverage nor the remote.
I forecast a big fight for power a few seconds after that photograph was taken. These creatures always want more.
Please! White Whale is clearly in power, and Blue Whale, despite her constant scowling, would never challenge White Whale, as she knows she’d lose.
White Whale? What is she? Moby Chick?
Moby Chunk.
Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
That would be the cleavage, unless somebody risks his/her life removing the drink.
There’s probably a bigger wet spot elsewhere…
Stay classy fool.
OMG, an impostor!
Is it really? Or are you actually a KGB spy?
Neither, an evil robot twin. *Dun, dun, DUN!*
Can I borrow the “blue” Mookie evil robot twin for a few hours? *Ummph, Ummph, UUUMPH! Aaaaaah!*
The blue mookie is a guy. I hope you feel dirty now that you have a little poop on the sthoop.
Being a look “before you act” type person, I noticed before anything happened. BTW blue mookie won’t be bothering anyone for a while, he was last seen falling down a tall cliff.
Ohhh I see what you did there. I always get umph and unf confused. While I thought you were unfing him, you were pushing him over the edge of a very tall cliff (Roberts perhaps?) and he was grunting and acting like a girl and probably pissed his pants on the way down.
I dunno, the cup seems to be pretty full… Unless of course
her breasts have squeezed the drink that high…
The whale’s rectal area is quite sweaty in summer when holding cups of soda and remote controls. It’s nature’s way of helping the whale control its body temperature while it migrates to its breeding grounds.
Leela: I’d like a pass to swim with Mushu.
Whale Biologist: Well, you asked the right guy. I’m the whale biologist. Though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu.
LOL
Nesting is a cruel mistress.
You should see where she’s holding her double cheeseburger.
Cheesus!
You are devilish. Thank you not for the mental image.
*applies bleach to brain cells*
Wow, Lou, where did this post come from? It wasn’t here before… are you being very, very tricky?
It seems like Failblog hide it for a while. It did the same with your cleavage rubbing post.
God. You just ruined christmas!!! WAY TO GO!!!
He he he. Hi Scotteh! Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho! merry/happy/non-offensive/politically correct day to you too!
I take offense to that sir!
HO! HO! HO!
I Send Non-Negative Maximized Vibes in Your Direction with a Purely Platonic Desire that You Might be Enabled to Potentially Experience More Positive Personal Feelings on This Particular & Auspicious 1/365th of a Year. **
**Since you’re a complete asshat and no one likes you otherwise
From the Desk of Santa Claus:
Before anyone with love and decency in their heart gets their feelings/failings hurt, the above message was just for those politically correct heathens, zombies, vampires, agnostics, atheists and other folk that don’t “do Christmas.”
Merry Christmas To All And To All A Goodnight, Santa
PS: I hope you got what you wished for, I tried. *YAWN* Damn! I’m Tired!
i’m atheist, and yet my family celebrates christmas. Presents
I love scotteh. How dare you speak for all of us? I hope Mrs. Claus gives you no head this year.
That wasn’t directed at scotteh or anyone in particular, it was an expanding of scotteh’s missive. However, it was for the “heathens, zombies, vampires, agnostics, atheists and other folk that don’t “do Christmas.” Mrs. Claus says she just put you on the “gets nothing” list and suggests that if you personally want “head” you better practice your Yoga
You are not Santa so you don’t get to speak for Mrs. Claus. And I don’t get head, I giv err what? Girls have baginas and boys have penii.
The lolcats ran in fear when they heard her say “I can has cheezeburgers.” Double meat. With extra fries. And onion rings. With thousand island dressing. And extra cheese. …. and so on
I dont see a fail I see a WIN!!!
Hideous, just hideous. I’m choking back the vomit as I type…
Bulimia fail.
Cup holder win, fatass fail
no, that’s a fatass win, Nicole Ritchie is a fatass fail
What about Jennifer Lopez?
She’s a Fly Girl Fail. When you’ve become more annoying than Rosie Perez, your fail becomes legendary.
amen Markov!
Dont’ forget Karen Carpenter. “She’s not heavy. She’s my sister.”
also a good disgusting win.
Just a shot in the dark, but I’m guessing she’s not a whopper virgin.
Maybe she’s pregnant with Whopper Junior?
If so, it’s quadruplets.
Well shes got the cupholder part down…now what about a boob holder?
A picture worth a thousand fails.
Welcome to the Redneck Renaissance Festival!
IT’S A EPIC WIN!
exempt from weekly rapes, i’d suppose …
unless flour is on hand at least.
Wow. So much for this being the year of tolerance and overcoming prejudice. This picture is sad, but…well, some things are even sadder.
Merry Christmas anyway.
*leaves some presents under the tree for friends*
I’ll be spending the day driving across the country, but I’ll be back tonight. Wish me good weather and non-lunatic drivers!
sentiments appreciated and echoed. harder to enjoy this fail. have safe travels.
Thanks, DW. It needed to be said; I was beginning to lose faith in human decency. Not that my eyes didn’t goggle, but if this was your sister, would you want her to be the subject of the above comments?
Happy day-off-for-whatever-socio/political-reason-you-want.
true that!
Merry Christmas Dragon. Safe travels.
Merry Christmas, my admirable Admiral.
(You get to unwrap your present tonight! *grin!* )
Prejudice against fat people doesn’t count! It’s not really even prejudice. It’s just deep, deep caring for people’s health. Why can’t you see that through the hate?
It is prejudice. Claiming it’s “deep, deep caring” is BS. It’s simply rationalizing your (misguided) superiority complex and your opinion that you know what is best for other people better than they do. Add to that your assumption that they’re actually interested in the life you think they should be living.
When we want your “deep, deep caring”–we’ll ask for it.
I could see through the hate, IF she wasn’t in the way blocking my view!
It’s not hate. KMD would not use those horrible words if KMD did not care. It’s compassion
*opens present* Ooh! A free meal at the Sneaky Restaurant and a set of FAIL stamps! How did you know?
*hugs* Safe travels, Dragon. And anybody else on the road. I’m going to be spending nine hours in a car with my family as we drive up to Michigan. I probably won’t be commenting as much for the next week, since my grandma doesn’t have wireless. But I’ll manage.
And I’ll punch your ex if I see him, Dragon. (And then run like hell.)
i don’t care if its prejudice. fat people are all like “don’t call me fat you jerk!” but there’s only one reason i’m saying it, and that reason if because that one fat person is showing off their stupidity, practically asking for the attention. i honestly don’t give a crap if it hurts the fat person’s feelings. maybe then they’ll do something about the problem their facing. not only do fat people embarrass themselves publicly, but they’re also put their health at risk. and you ask us to respect them for that? no way.
Genetics, exercise and diet are of course important factors in body weight. Biologists, however, have recently come to realize that intestinal bacteria also play a huge role in our weight–bacteria are a big factor in digestion.
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People with the most efficient intestinal bacteria get more nutrients made available to them. They also have the hardest time loosing weight–because the bacteria cause more of what they eat to become metabolized and absorbed into the bloodstream, instead of just passing through. Thus, two different people can eat identical meals, but one person will get more calories from it than the other will.
.
(cf. work by biologist Jeffrey Gordon of Washington University in St. Louis)
bugs rule.
Could we feed these fat people some amoebas or anti-bacterial hand soap or something to eat up their really metabolically hyperactive bacteria and replace the efficient bacteria with lazy bum bacteria?
WOW!
*light bulb*
I’ll try the hand soap thing on my sister’s big round fat cat and if it works I’ll patent it and get rich and buy ICHC and turn it off! HOORAY
ew.
PP wants them to have welfare recipient bacterium in their intestinal tracts?
Dear god – bacteria. Grammar fail on my part
NOOO!!! my multi-million dollar idea!!! its already out. ohh well, its effective though, those 2 girls used to be much bigger before they went on the bleach-germkiller diet
Hmmm, and habitual lazy ass, grab the remote, drive one block to the grease ball burger joint has nothing to do with it huh?
geez Lauren. I hope you never develop a weight problem. If you do, I hope this note comes back to bite you in the derriere.
Having come from the future, glad to hear you arrived safely.
*SQUEEZE*
This is why we should have let Anpu destroy whoever he wants whenever he wants. Ms. Cupholder here would be his first target.
thank gawd you’re just the capt. of your middle school D&D team or i’d be embarrassed to be in the military
next, Gustavius!
Possible fat person convention????
and i think the one next to her is looking at the drink thinking “is she gonna finish that?”
Yes, they have it every year. It’s called the Daytona 500.
ur gonna be the cup daniillo
I dont wana be between your boobs!
74th!
you counted… how…. sad.
Is anyone able to tell where her boobs end and her belly begins? The color of her shirt seems misleading…
I think the “remote” is a cell phone. I zoomed in close enough to see Domino’s on her speed dial.
Being in the deep south, I see quite a few people like that. I’m even related to some.
Merry Christmas to all!
*is sad for and commiserates with Matthew*
Thanks. I need it….
Looks like Jason S. goes to some pretty awesome parties! After the picture was taken everyone gathered ’round for a good ol game of Twister
ROUND!
Ahh ha HA! Ha Ha! ROFLMAO & SHRSCOOMN!
*decides to cut back on the Rum Spiked Cider*
burburbur BUURRRRRRRRRRR BUR BURRRRRRRRRRR BURburburbur
Dude! This is a total WIN! XD I have a friend who does this with her beer. She’s not overweight though, she just has the boobs to do it. XD
Boobs Win
thats just nasty
That’s definitely a win!
i do this with pints of cider whilst at festivals, keeps my hands free for stuffing my face with falafal
I’d consider the cup placement a win. Those two women, though… They’re probably more up this site’s alley.
I just hope it’s a wiiiiiiide alley.
omg, that is absolutely revolting. who the hell lets them self get so massive? i’m sorry if i’m being offensive…but it really is just gross.
*hands Moby Chunk its Christmas gift*
a pair of chopsticks…. The ultimate dieters tool.
Chopsticks are easy to eat with. I can eat the same amount, in the same time, with a fork, or chopsticks. And chopsticks are more fun.
I’ve could stick that cup somewhere else but you wouldn’t be able to drink from it again…
http://mylifeiscrap.com
Surely, that would make her soda awfully warm!
Looks like a Wall-E ship passenger come to life…….
you r so right…
LAST
I think she is totally hawt!
The minority club is that way.
Doing-Your-Best-With-What-You’ve-Got WIN!
SHE IS MARRIED!!! SOMEONE IS MARRIED TO THIS THING. LOOK AT HER RING!
I don’t care about her status… I’m not looking at any sphincter of her’s
She ate the husband evidently.
More like tummy tuck
I am astounded at how many people are saying horrible things about this woman because she doesn’t look attractive to them. She has a pleasant face and a nice expression and may be terrific company for all you know. And I’ll guess that she doesn’t rip into you over how you look.
Welcome to FB.
Maybe because we don’t weight 900 lbs.
Nem deus salva uma coisa dessas O_O”
This is more of a Life in General fail.
santa madre de dios :/
ahora tendré pesadillas durante las noches
EPIC WIN
Why why why why why………..
Believe it or not: My first thought was – OMG, that must be cold! (The drink, not the surroundings
)
Caramba agora vem com porta copos? Mas sera que naum tinha uma melhorzinha num!? oO
HOLY CRAP!! What is that thing??! If I see it in a forest I’ll shoot it. 10 times.
LOL the second lady is just staring at it and thinking “man i’m so jealous”
more like life choice fail
Fabricated out of a special Titanium-Kryptonite alloy used normally for the pointy end of “bunker buster” warheads. The webbing is made from lovingly recycled pairs of Superman’s underwear.
cooooorrrrrrrr i gotta get me wunna those cup holders.
Will you be my burger queen?
And this would be two reasons why I’m hesitant on nationalized health care.
It’s just soooo not right
She’s obviously American.
No offense. But old american ladies let themselves go with all this fast food stuff.
I totally agree, except my grandmothers and 75% of the old people i know. oops
This is true. I don’t know why people let themselves go like that. It’s gross.
That image has been forever burned into my mind. I am never eating at BK ever again. EVER. EVER.
I just lost my appetite.
Resourcefulness win?
Just a note
If you eat one more apple than you need every day
then in ten years you will be 100 pounds overweight
in 20 you will be 200 pounds overweight
3600 calories per pound, do the math
it doesn’t take overeating to be fat
just an extra apple
Thank you professor science!
Also, how do we know it’s a drink and not a spit cup for her chew?
Your ecotrophology expertise totally convinces me, apart from the minor point that one pound of apples equals about 250 kcal, not 3600, rendering your apple consumption / weight gain theory quite less shocking.
“apart from the minor point that one pound of apples equals about 250 kcal, not 3600″
Uh, it’s one pound of FAT = 3600 calories.
One extra apple (152 g per apple) per day is a bit over 25 pounds of apples per year. At 74 calories per apple, one would gain something closer to 7 1/2 extra pounds per year, or 75 pounds in 10 years, 150 pounds in 20 years.
Okay, clarity and math fails then, not nutrition science fail.
“Uh, it’s one pound of FAT = 3600 calories.”
If the “Uh” implies that this is something that everyone is supposed to know, the fail was on me. I know squat about diets and stuff. I’m just trying to think logically, even if that means that fail is impending.
For two reasons, I’m still unsure if it’s as simple as 3600 kcal (in apples) eaten equaling one pound of weight gained.
1) This would mean a 100% efficient energy metabolition. If I ate one pound of butter (3750 kcal), I wouldn’t gain one pound of weight (not because I’d fail at keeping the butter in, but because I’d egest part of the calories). I have no idea how the energy content of food is defined, but I guess that it’s the actual energy content, not the energy that the body can actually exploit. I don’t know how these two figures relate, but that probably depends on many factors.
(It doesn’t work the other way around, either (burning 3600 kcal in order to lose one pound of fat), as this would require the energy demand to be solely covered by fat – and no other energy reservoir – being burned. I’d explicitly have to burn 3600 calories *stored in fat*.)
2) If consuming a mere 74 kcal per day too much would sum up to gaining 375 pounds in 50 years, you’d think that there must be a zillion people weighing in at a ton. Or a zillion people dying young from eating one apple per day too much. Maybe that’s how it is.
What do I know. I’m just used to regard seemingly spectacular train of thoughts (like limitless extra apple induced obesity) sceptically. I may be dead wrong this time. You don’t even have to take the time to reply, as this is unfunny matter.
*Awoving myself to logorrhea containment fail* WIN.
I eat way more than an extra apple a day, but if you include the exercise factor, you can eat alot more. (Michael Phelps?)
Yeah. I bet that’s how she got that way. Too much fruit.
I lol’d.
Obviously an extra cookie every day would do the same thing, or an extra scoop of mashed potatoes, or a 20 ounce soda instead of a 12 ounce one, or a granola bar, or butter on your toast… Your appetite does not have to be off by much to cause problems.
OK. So I made minor mistakes. I was estimating an apple at 100 calories. Caloriecount.com had 1 Red Delicious apple at 90 calories, so I wasn’t too far off. Also it’s actually 3500 per pound of body weight, not 3600. Close enough, and still fits my claim.
Point being… fat people are usually not pigs; they just eat a little more than they burn, and it adds up over the years. Most fat people don’t actually gain 100 pounds in ten years, either; they gain it over an entire lifetime, starting in childhood.
Your logic is flawed, an extra apple IS overeating. Oops. Unless youre basing this on a 2000 calorie-per-day diet, in which case youre way wrong. (michael phelps eats way more than that)
Your logic is flawed. One more apple than you need IS overeating. Unless of course you are saying one more apple than the average 2000 calories, which is assuming the person doesnt work out. Which makes it their fault. (unless theyre disabled)
WRONG!!! Eating one apple extra is overeating. Oops.
thats the most ridiculous logic i’ve heard in a long time.
the earth is 6000 years old too btw
Where’s the “cup holder fail”? That cup certainly does seem to be held securely in place, doesn’t it.
more like body shape fail.she just looks like a blob from here
“That cup certainly does seem to be held securely in place, doesn’t it.”
I’m not going in after it, no matter how securely it’s held in place.
aauhauhauhauhuahhuaauhhusa LOOOL
HAHHAH lol … I love this blog !
Use of boobs as a tool WIN.
Just joking that is completely vile. American culture fail.
I saw this two years ago on swapmeetdave’s redneck photo section
thats horendous.
Society fail, but definitely a convenience win
=S Yuck
Haha – my girlfriend can do this with a full pint! It’s a WIN!
It’s not that big of a feat. I mean, pretty much anyone’s hand can hold a full pint.
If your girlfriend looks like her, its a LOSE! Seriously though, she has a very efficient system.
I agree!
I bet that is diet juice in the cup too.
Why do people wear vest tops when they have bingo wings? Really unflattering.
I’m guessing it’s 90 degrees out. You’d be wearing as little as possible, too. And if that’s a cold drink in that cup, her improvisation makes even more sense.
You must have central air where you live…
lol! The women next to her looks jealous….XD
Two girls, one cup!
Oh my damn…
COMMENT WIN!!! RIGHT HERE!!! GIVE LOLA A PRIZE!
IT BURNS MY EYES!!!!
So unattractive…
*pukes*
Ay yo waht it do baby booo!?
i can do that with….my…..
Two breasts, three cups.
Hey! Where’s Basil?!
That is the lamp in my living room. I looked up a few weeks ago and it was smiling at me. Everyone and everything loves my jokes.
Merry Christmas Dilly.
Merry Christmas, coyote! Smile at your lamp for me. (And, because I can’t help it…)
You have electricity??! I thought your lamps were whale oil!
I don’t use whale oil. I can’t get a drilling rig set up on one because they wiggle too much.
How goes it with you?
Pretty damn good! I’m a happy girl. I’m about to be in a coma from the surfeit of manhattans, lambic, and shiraz and the Yorkshire pudding. I may die from awesome Christmas poisoning.
I’m very glad to hear all is so pleasingly surfeit for you. I need to take myself off to bed now. May your happiness continue through next year and beyond. Goodnight Dilly. Pleasant dreams.
You too, puppy. Sleep well.
Hope to never see her taking a bath in a burger king sink. NASTY!
So, describe who you WOULD hope to see taking a bath in a Burger King sink, it sounds hot.
Why not use yer frikkin cleavage? If you’ve got it USE it! Fail fail!
and i’m sure you’re ugly. go pass judgment on yourself first, idiot.
That’s a win not a fail
it is an interested pics., I love it
hhaa
This belongs on FatChicksWithPartyHats.com
That is so hot. HAWT!
Too many trips to BK. She needs to stop.
Using what’s at hand win!
I’d tap that.
I have very large boobs, and I gotta say, I do that all the time.
In fact, I have a party trick where I put a beer bottle in my cleavage, and then do a bridge (where you are standing and then fall back on your hands, so your body is arched without bending your elbows/knees) and chug the beer.
I’m pretty awesome like that.
Yeah, it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt by your purse falling out of your bagina.
Can I hire you for my son’s 10th birthday party?
Haha I’ve got a myriad of tricks less appropriate for a 10 year old’s birthday party, I can pull those out instead if you’d like.
I bet she’s drinking a DIET COKE!
LOL, wonder how many Double Whoopers she put down for lunch! LOL
Jim
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one, at most. probably she had a jr. whopper
slow metabolism = you don’t need as much food
i weigh 210 pounds and need 1500 calories per day–a tall man with the same weight needs 3000
but i need 3000 on a long-distance hike, same as the guy would
the fat girls you see eating salads aren’t just trying to look like they’re on a diet–they probably don’t need to eat all that much
tradeoff: you have less energy
that’s why it’s so easy to get fat if you have a desk job, even if you don’t eat much
and why it’s hard to lose weight when you get to be active again:
you start getting way hungrier than you ever did before
and you eat more to make up for what you burn up
the alternative is starvation, literally
thus the existence of more than a few fat people who are in very good shape
“Why ain’t the straw at my mouth?!”
“Jus’ do that jiggle thang you do.”
Mom!?!?!?1?
fat win!
if you look closely, you can see L ron floating around her equator.
all she needs is a stress test, and a cleansing.
that is disgusting.
This model comes standard with bling hood ornament, airbag and cup holder.
Taken somewhere in West Virginia, no doubt.
more like Alabama, or Georgia.
Um, win! She’s been aiming to claim that ability for years. Didn’t you see her crown?
that`s so failtastic, i almost want to call that a win.
Built in cup holder! Win?
Bra-sizing fail. She misunderstood what they meant by cup size.
Power to those who can use their boobs as a table!
Fatphobia=epic fail.
On the other hand, she totally stole my friend’s (with nicer boobies) trick. yay
Well, now we know how she got fat *Glances at burgerking hat*
dude–it’s not the cupholder that’s a fail–the holding of the cup is TOTALLY a success–it’s WHO’S holding the cup that’s a FAIL!
It looks oddly convenient.
You people are just jealous because YOU didn’t come with a built in cupholder!
Actually, that cup holder seems to be working pretty well… EPIC WIN!
IM SORRY BUT THAT IS NO CUP HOLDER.
OMFG. If I ever get that fat, please take me out behind the barn and freakin’ shoot me!
You know, lady, most people just hold their drinks in their hands. You know you’ve let yourself go when you start keeping your drinking cups in your cleavage…
How about stepping away from the fast food, fat ass?
all I see here is win. that is one versatile woman.
FAT FAIL!!!
SLIM WIN!!!
with all the burgers she’s eaten, i guess that she’s the burger queen. damn!!
Boob win!!
Can also be known as Milk ad fail..Moooooo
Does NOT do a body good.
fat ass
ewww at american obesity
BOOMER!
Ya, a Burger king hat!!!©
Um, clearly a win. That cup is going NOWHERE.
P.S.- Why does everyone on this site hate fat people so much? I guess I have to assume that everyone else is a super model? Oh wait, how convenient- no pictures!
I’d call that a cupholder win actually
I saw a bumper sticker once that read “Only Stupid People Eat At Burger King”.
If you can hold a cup in your cleavage that is a DEFINATE win.
WIN!
I bet that cup stinks
I’m surprised no one’s said this yet…in the spirit of completion:
Man the harpoons.
Hah! Perfect line.
ha ha! fat people! let’s make fun of them and feel like we are awesome because they are fat!
How is this a g-rated fail?….
Does it turn you on, jew?
i think that’d be a WIN!
2 girls 1 cup?
You people are all stupid, it is a win.
Id Tap that
POCKET CUP!
i think this is a win
man your battle stations! theres a
WHALE off the port baugh! (bow)
Nasty-ness!
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ewwwwwww
wow welcome to burger king i’ll have everything. when you’re done lose some wheight.
i spelt weight wrong
i think that was my lunch lady back in the day
thats just plain mean
ewwww
I could have said that.
Did she die?
I think this is actually a major win.
Santa does the same thing with his hot cocoa but you don’t want to know where he keeps excess cookies and and donuts
american
you cant say its not true
i wonder what else she’s hiding in there ; )
To me the fail isn’t her weight or the cup placement, it’s an adult wearing Burger King kid’s party hat, and she’s not even at BK, so she must think it’s a fashion statement of some sort.
Letting yourself get that fat is a fail, but once you’ve got the fat you might as well use it so in some ways this is a win.
funny as crap…
wow, this is some picture.
Eww! I bet the soda would get all warm and smelly and sweaty. But that’s a cup-holder win! Fat person Fail, though. She’s setting herself up for diabetes and heart desies. (sorry about the spelling, lol)
Looks more like a success to me. She has a nice cubby for her drink. Rock on…