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What are those extra letters at the bottom?
They are Greek letters of course!
And you are an idiot, of course. These are basic geometric shapes.
Α, Β, Γ, Δ, now those are Greek letters.
no
you’re a greek letter
yo, JasonK, you spelled γεεκ wrong
And you are μαλακας. That wasn’t spelled wrong.
yay for masturbation
i agree with this
Ooh I think I’m first. hip hip hooray
DOUBLE FAIL!
Not only is that violent, You realize they forgot something else? Yo, see that?
No “S”. Sheesh…
Umm…the left column is cut out. The S is there but no in the picture. Lol fail.
And I fail for a spelling mistake.
hip hip die
I love you.
That’s my favourite form of comeback, ever since I watched the clerks cartoon.
you should have studied these letters more S, A, R, C, A, S, T, I, C.
I’m pretty sure he knows the letters H, U, M, O, (U), R I, M, P, A, I, R, E, D, though.
he might. well never know…
So, he shouldn’t be allowed to stand, since he is impaired?
his stance seems clear in this instance
Nope. Get him a wheechiair.
… the stairs are over there ->
… and the alligator is down there. ↓
Wait! Wait!
Ok, cameraman is here. You may proceed.
In case I don’t talk to you again, Happy Birthday Fluffy! *smooch*
that is totally my alligator. it doesnt eat greek food. we have to be very careful here…
it says violent not viola or violin
tats one of the fails
And you are incapable of understanding sarcasm, of course!
And you are incapable of understanding sarcasm in response to sarcasm, of course!
ur the idot. i think that was their point XD FAIL!
understanding sarcasm FAIL. of course they’re not greek letters
Perhaps they’re geek letters!
Δ’ΩΗ! My apologies, keshet — I didn’t see that it was already geek to you.
This is a geek tradgey.
Like Vista?
lol … there’s a 1337 burn
I hear that 1337 burn can be treated with certain antibiotics…
ROFL. Είστε όλοι σας ένα μάτσο πούστηδες.
Here’s a professional greek cuss to all of you.
ἄφες αὐτοῖς, οὐ γὰρ οἴδασιν τί ποιοῦσιν
Never.
Vista was more of an Epic Fail.
And a big, fat “OWNED” to Windows-philes.
those are for throwing when you get violent
Those are for strumming the violent
Those are four victims of violents
The P, T and pentagon shape are violets.
I dunno, Fuzz, they look more like Persian Indigo to me…
Nope, can’t be. There is no such thing as Indigo.
No really.
http://www.sciencebase.com/science-blog/indigo-missing.html
Tell that to the Girls.
(not to mention Roy G. Biv)
Vibgyor
Tell that to my girls (indigo children)
tell that to my girls (indigo children)
risking a double post or failed nest
a-HAH!!
yeah, i’d say a musical instrument with its bottom string-supporting plate (usually painted dark but here it’s the same as background color) missing has undergone quite an act of violence.
Someone please! Stop the Violins!
Those are ancient phoenician letters.
*makes douche-bag comment about how thats incorrect*
maybe they’re phoenetic shapes.
douche-bag win?
The one after ‘Z’ is a triangle.
*snorted water into nose*
i guess technically the triangle is after the Z
Not right after, but after indeed.
They are for making camels.
LOL
Perhaps someone has fiddled with this puzzle.
Now what would be the rosin for that?
Roman numeral five was burning?
Admiral, that was brilliant. You take a bow while I look for my socks.
No it wasn’t, it was bad. I say we guitar and feather him for such a bad pun.
I disagree, it was definitely in tune with this fail!
I’m glad nothing came up involving strings, a bridge, and a neck
I tried, but that comment kept getting hung up…
Don’t fret, Lunchbox.
*gives the blogmonster some eggnog*
“Whoosh” ???
Ah, well… it’s just a minor issue, nothing to get all keyed up about.
Ahem. Let me try again.
Don’t fret, Lunchbox.
Sorry, I wasn’t clear. I “whoosh”ed about my hanging comment… neck, bridge, string? hung? Never mind…
And no worries, Dragon, I shall not fret. Now, if you don’t mind, I need to practice, I have a recital coming up…
At first I read that as “I have a rectal coming up.”
I was greatly disturbed. Then greatly relieved.
Merry Christmas!!
*hug!*
LMAO… or is that LMR(ectal)O?!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
*hugs!*
um shapes?
well thats easy…lets see, a Z, and theres a square…and a pentagon… and that one looks like a circle. and im pretty sure the last one is a triangle, but correct me if im wrong.
I’m not saying you’re wrong … but somethin’ about you ain’t right.
If lovin’ him is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Fuzz is correct… About half of him is Left (we hope).
I sosceles what you did, there.
Dilly, you’ve really got a cute angle on that comment!
My angle is on top of my christmas tree.
Awww… that is very acute….
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FLUFFY!
*hug!*
psst, Dragon… it’s my birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLUFFY!!
*hug!*
*smiles at an arch angle*
Wait, Dragon! Way back when, that was the herpes emoticon!!
Hey! This “dental dam” is a fruit roll-up!
I Lick That Idea!
oh god, I lol’d
This is acute puzzle don’t you think?
those are shapes
Those are shapes -_-
hahaha violint
What kind of a FIRST is that, Aja? Come on!
This is my first. There are many like this but this one is mine.
I thought we all learned our abc’s… A, B, C, D, E, F, G, G, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Square, Pentagon, Circle, Triangle! all 30 letters
BLARG!!! It seems that most of you “Greeks” FAIL because it says “violent” under the V. Ugh…
What the?
Ah I get it! “V: Violent”
^– V for Vendetta, F for FAIL.
this must be Guy Failkes Day
made in china?
All the best products are made in China. The craftsmanship of those little child slaves produce is outstanding, and the lead based paint never fades!
But the toy factory video from China proves high quality. I saw it on youtube. It’s amazing how the toys are coming out of his mouth, you know.
silly, there not actually coming out of his mouth! its an illusion.
i hope those pants are only an illusion…
Hey Craig! How’s that list going?
I’m deeply disappointed. The world is a cruel place.
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I_I , / \ /\
\_/, O and /_\
Ascii art fail.
Crap it got messed up!
*hands guess the wipes*
Wipes are for sissies.
*cleans with tongue*
Want to lick the wipes now?
who the lick wipes now?
Now who lick wipes to the?
Ask not to whom the wipes lick, now lick wipes to the.
Now!!
Ask not whom the wipes can lick for you, ask whom you can lick for the wipes!
Who lick now the to wipes?
Wipes to lick who the now?
Music is not for the meek, apparently. Beethoven once killed a man by tossing a man into a piano and hitting a B#
couldn’t hear but apparently didn’t C flat
Heh.
You meanie. Now i’m thinking of John Cleese playing the piano while deaf XD
note fail (for the less enlightened, B# = C)
P is for Paino.
C is for crackaneck (clarinet)
can be painful
G is for… Guipunchingpeopleinthefacetar (guitar)
^El Kabong?
Boomerang FTW!
Z is for Zylophone.
F#-Ab-IL.
X is for Xebra
But… but… P is for Potato!
B is for Bass… < fishie!!!
No, four string guitar!
I heard he threw his piano down a mine shaft and hit A minor.
whoa, that’s worse than transporting mynahs across state lions for immortal porpoises
Immortal? Like Highlander?
The beauty of sea mammals is in porpetuity.
And porpetual motion.
Is that porpendicular?
or simply porpostuous
.
John Lilly, The Sexual Behavior of the Bottlenose Dolphin
Um…thank you. For that. Yah.
*is porplexed*
That silly dolphin is doing it on porpous to porplex us.
I porpose a study of the porpoise penis.. it’s such a porptuberance, after all…
((:
I think Lunchbox is about to porpetrate a lewd act ‘pon a porpoise!
porpoise pun with no purpose?
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference WIN!
Well, mobsters did use to keep machine guns in violin cases, so it’s not too far off.
so under b then, would it say bootlegging for the runs the mobsteres did too?
Yes, and R is for racketeering.
C is for car chase, that’s good enough for me.
P is for parole…but how would you illustrate that?
D is for donkey-head, methinks.
S is for Sleepin’ Wit Da Fishes.
F is for Facia Bruta (or Ugly Face in the Italian version)
I is for Italian Necktie
F is for Favor You Can’t Refuse
A is for “AAAAAAAGH!”
B is for Bumping someone off
C is for Corleone
D is for Don
E is for “Eh, whassa matta with you?”
F is for Fish, with which Luca Brasi sleeps
G is for Godfather
H is for Horse’s head, which was in the one guy’s bed
I is for Italy
J is for Jackknife
K is for Killing the people
L is for Luca Brasi
M is for Motorcars which get scratched up
N is for Narcotics
O is for Orange
P is for Pulmonary episode, which the Godfather experiences at the end of the movie
Q is for Quick and speedy trial
R is for Roaring Twenties
S is for Sonny
T is for Towel, which Corelone puts over the gun in the second one
U is for Unforgivable crime
V is for Very good movies
W is for Water, in which Luca Brasi sleeps, apparently
X is for Xeroxing copies of the movie poster, if that’s your thing
Y is for Young Corleone
Z is for ZZZZZ, which Luca Brasi does with the fishes
but … but … you left out square, pentagon, circle and triangle!?
Triangle – is for camels which are kinda like horses which supply the head which was in bed.
Square is for the Square in which the one guy was shot
Pentagon is for the Pentagon, which is distantly related to that hearing that the one guy was in in…was it Part II or the first one?
Circle is for the Circle of life, which never gives Don Corleone a break
Triangle is for the Triangle of love that I forget who was in it
D is for jackass
Uhhhh… what?
dnot mkae fnu fo ish lyxsedia
srory but i fnid it hraouliis. comn, you msut fnid it ptirlaaly fnuny at lsaet.
And a partridge in a pear tree…
(\__/)
(=’.'=) paste mr.bunny on every picture u see and watch him take over Failblog!
(=’.’=)
(\__/)
Done deal
Copy Fail
(=,˙,=)
(/‾‾\)
11111ʞɔns noʎ
uɐɯp
agree with fuzz
thebrowncow is broken btw
How, now??
Hypertext transfer protocol, lol
Is this a demand?!
Thou shalt agree with Fuzz, or forever be burdened by trolls.
Is THIS a threat?!?
[Beavis]
Are you threatening me?
[/Beavis]
That’s not Beavis, that’s Cornholio.
I need TP for my bunghole!
Viofail
the sony vio has nothing to do with this
Vaio ?
Vaiolence?
Subliminal Messages?
whoa i has an early comment
You has ICHC grammar.
ICHC and grammar? That is truly a paradox!
And how much will he pay for a brand new violin, one which he’ll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show?
And how long will the workers keep building him new ones?
The Pete Townsend [sic?] of orchestra has arrived!
Paganini used to go midevil on his violin!
Cake was probably inspired by Townshend.
Dang it! WP ate my reply. Bet it’ll spit it out again after I post this. *sigh*
What I tried to say was that Cake was probably inspired by Townshend.
Made by someone with a history of violins?
The Chinese commies are trying to sabotage Merikuh’s children with these subliminamal messages. We’ll get you chinamen some day! Some day!
For dramatic accompaniment of rapers.
lent?
no, x-mas eve
Is that the soft-core version of XXX-mas Eve???
yes
Did you see Eve in “White XXXmas”?
No, but I have seen, “Santa cums but twice“, Cumming down the “chimney”“, and Edward Penishands. I know the last one isn’t Christmasy, but I couldn’t help myself. Like Spankenstein.
I just got finished watching “Frosty the Ho-man” and “Armagedd-it-on”, myself.
You know…to get into the christmas spirit!
*snerks* Sorry… it’s just that every time I hear about “Armagedd-it-on” I think about the movie Miss Congeniality.
There are too many violins on TV!!!
I’ve always thought there weren’t enough string instruments on TV.
Especially cellos. They need more cellos on TV.
well then by a couple string instruments and stick on the top of ur TV, thatll work.
i agree, there needs to be more jellos on TV, the orange jello, i like orange jello, with orange gummy bears mixed in (the two oranges mix and u cant see the gummy bears) then ur all like “mmm this is some good jello, wait…what is this? i got a gunny bear!”…
What we REALLY need on TV is more cowbell!!!
Ummmmmm….
*ponders this*
….NO!
this makes for a pretty good, yet obviously unintentional, Lagwagon reference.
Umm.. Is it just me or could these letters be to the left and not shown in the picture. The lines are obviously coming in from the left side. I think this is a camera fail personally. But maybe i’m not seeing something everyone else is.
maybe.
it says violent…
OH THANK YOU SIR!!!!! I was reading through the comments to see if any one agreed with me and was about to shoot my self because there was no hope left…AND THEN I FOUND YOUR COMMENT!!!! The line to the left! The line Above! I finally found someone with an IQ higher than 40! =P HOOORAAAAHHH
What’s so fail about this? Violins are violent!
No sax or violins on TV!
oops, my fail, but whats wrong with a violent violin
violent is french for violin…. failblog fail
to rape;
se faire ~ to be raped;
to desecrate [tomb];
~ l’intimité de qn to invade sb’s privacy;
to infringe [law].
violer would be in the “~” blanks
ah merci
“violin” is French for “violin” … “violent” is French for “violent” … and “idiot” is French for “idiot”
wrong french. the atlantic is a cruel mistress. she likes leather.
and eats tasty ships in that triangle thing
uh,.. like, no? Violent is not French for violin. Violin is French for violin.
Wrong french!
Exactement QUI français fait-il référence?
not fluent but i believe that was indeed your own fail, sir.
@ “violent is french for violin…. failblog fail”
… nesting fail.
( violent would be “[they] violate”)
you dont have to be fluent, you have the internet, oooohhh, ahhhh.
lol rapid-fire reply before quick search
where the hell is the Y… that is the question
You should also ask where is S and M. That column was just not in the area the camera took shot of.
I know where the S&M is…
Try looking in a leather bar.
Woops…I was looking in your closet.
same place as A,B,C,D,E,F,G,M,S…
Y ever do U ask, evolution?
this is fake…
merry christmas
Why, thank you! Merry Childermas. And Candlemas. And Rosh Hashana, I suppose.
And Festivus, it’s almost time for the airing of the grievances.
Happy Solstice!
*hug*
That was actually a few days ago
Yes, I know. I’m late. I thought it was worth saying anyway.
*gives Noconspiracy an eggnog*
And ANOTHER thing! Nah, no grievances to be aired. *hug*
Isn’t FAIL Blog an epic airing of the grievances, of sorts?
*chugs*
Yum! What was in. . .
*thud*
“baby it’s cold outside”
Hummm…I guess this Dragon-grog isn’t for everyone.
*wakes*
Whoa, it’s got a kick!
Don’t allow sax or violins on TV!
whats with the booby pear to pear ad?
This is a fail because it’s been done already.
So A is upside down big deal. That’s a trick question! Kids should learn that kind of stuff.
I admire this comment.
what…..eggnog?
Originally the alphabet had 30 letters including the 9 vowels. This was in the days before Webster and the whole “abridged” thing. What you have here, sir, is the unabridged alphabet with all nine vowels.
You can tell that the “t” was added afterwords. Nice try, but the fail is the photoshop job on the picture.
dork
No…if it were, it’d be spelled “violint” and not “violent” as it is. Unless someone Photoshopped the rest of the darn thing, in which case I FAIL. But it’s you who FAILs. Well, I hope you FAIL.
Yes, and “violen” makes so much sense…
I love how he signs his name at the bottom of his comments. I’m going to start doing that, too.
fluffy
*snortchuckle!*
lol XD
Hmph. Gladiator, you weren’t there when I posted. I am now superfluous.
My apologies, Dragonwriter.
Not your fault, Gladiator.
I need to hone my “refresh” skills, apparently!
Yeah, because it was originally supposed to be spelled Violen.
Spelling fail.
Nice try, that would leave “violen.”
.
But you can tell that you roll — with the “t” added beforehand.
You took that “t” from the end of his first name…didn’t you?
Isn’t it at the beginning of his name? T. Roll
fluffy
LOL, scot dorksten just got a violen gang-rapering.
^– …
The fail is you not realizing several letters were photoshopped. I own this exact same puzzle. It says violin under the V. Some lamer went to the trouble of photoshopping it just to get on Failblog. Whoopie.
I don’t think this is real.
It would be too easy to fake!
NS
http://sciencedefeated.wordpress.com/
I play de violent with my feet.
(:
is that a unibrow emoticon?
*breaks out the wax*
LOL! A unibrow *snort*
Let’s try some variations:
(:] happy unibrow
(:[ “we are serious” unibrow
“A waxed unibrow for a waxed unibrow — soon the whole world is shiny.”
.
~ Gandhi … who bared de feet for non-violents
>:[ seriously angry unibrow is angered by non-violents!
}:~| confused unibrow does not understand your anger!
[|:o) o0O ... dis-armed Frostie the unibrowman is chillin'
%&@(: Carmen Miranda unibrow
unilol.
Hahahahahahaha.
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Anyone want some fried spam? It’ll be ready in a moment…
*stokes the fires*
I DEMAND A COLLEGE EDUCATION ON DEMAND
Dilly…right now I’m imagining a classroom full of Fail bloggers.
That would be the best. class. ever.
What will we learn?
That absolutely anything can turn into a pun-run, for starters…
I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP DEMANDING THINGS ON DEMAND. THE DEMAND FOR ‘THINGS’ HAS SKYROCKETED, AND OUR SUPPLIERS CAN’T KEEP UP.
WHAT ABOUT STUFF? I DEMAND STUFF AS WELL
OMFG LOL
*ponders stuff*
Stuff as well? I don’t know that you’d have much luck getting water from stuff.
Stuff a swell? Slang for a surfing maneuver?
I DEMAND THINGS, STUFF AND A SHRUBBERY!
It can’t be done.
*stuffs a shrubbery in de man*
*adds a potato for good measure*
I DEMAND AN ALTERNATIVE TO SPAM! I DEMAND S’MORES! I DEMAND SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE CRAP WE’RE TALKING IN ALL CAPITALS because it’s getting tacky and hard on the eyes…either that or I need some Visine.
Here. Have some eggnog.
THANK YOU!
*raises hand* Me! Ooh, salty, greasy, fried bits of unidentified, processed meat! (I really do like Spam.)
SPAM Smores? YUM!
You should know… how are those scars healing up? I bet you still talk with a lisp from the strings, too!
isn’t this a double fail? There is violent for violin, and then there is shapes instead of letters.
No, not really. It’s one of those little kids’ educational stuff that tries to cram fifty thousand different things down their little mental throats at once.
lolz. Well, Merry Christmas everyone!
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I Dont Get it
My word. Get this man into Neurosurgery, stat. I think we have a case of ancephaly.
Oh. I thought he was just declaring his celibacy…
Violent cases.
By Neil Gaiman?
merry hackin christmas,everyone!
It’s obvious that someone printed this on computer paper, trimmed it using the shape as a stencil, and glued it on. Fake fail FAIL! Do not want…
I wonder if there’s RAPER under R…
Unibrow revolution LOLZ OMGZ
PS. Actually, it’s a reversed
We violin players aren’t violent at all.
*hides the kitten i just crushed with my violin under a rug* >_>
ummm, there’s nothing “fail” about this. i’m a preschool teacher and we have this puzzles. it’s the full alphabet, and then there are a few shapes at the bottom for kids to learn. whoever posted this is dumb. it’s a learning tool, not a fail.
Well that explains a lot. You are a teacher, and cannot use proper capitalization or grammar, much less spot what is wrong with the picture. Who’s the dumb one?
Well Ms. Teacher, I hope u don’t have this one because it says Violent! Not Violin!!!
YOU fail, didn’t take pic of the entire thing so the rest would get cut off. Or you just cropped it.
um… so…. the part that is shown is the funny part….
this fail FAILS, end of story
LAWL you fail dude, the fail isn’t that there isnt enough letters. its that they spelled violin wrong XD
Wow! my favorite instrument, the Violent.
maybe its for mob babies.
A is for Assult
B is for Business, as in “its just business”
C is for Crime
D is for Drug Delivery
E is for Educational
F is for Fun
G is for Guns
H is for Heist
I is for Intelligence
oh i couldn’t be bothered to make up more…
some one pls finish.
dude, isn’t that supposed to be “Assault”?
Dude, I already wrote one…see above. Very, very above.
You all need to stop contributing to the violins in media.
ah, i didn’t look close enough and see that it said “violent” instead of “violin.” The kids do the puzzle often so now it will be removed from my classroom. Thanks for the clarification.
Emily Litella WIN!!
The photo is just cropped so you can’t see the letters! That’s a photo fail.
Considering how badly the violin is played, I’d get violent too.
don’t speak about another langage if you dont know what youre talking about…
Violent in french means violent for for something masculine. It is also the verb rape at the 3rd person plural. as in “they rape”: “ils violent” but it can also be in the context of violate, its the same word.
And then there was too closely the ice cream man…
Whers the M
BIG FAT M
i really don’t get how a violin is a fail this is stupid if we could i would give you five rude fingers instead of thumbs down no this doesn’t even deserve a rude finger thats ho wbad it is!!!
I guess I’ll be the first to ask. What is the fail here?
You bunch of narcosistic ninys don’t you know that Violsnt is from another language and is spelled with a t at the end before you go of making a complaete ass of yourself please i beg of you please check to make sure your not some retaded jackass that knows nothing of another countrys language.
I admit I made a typo in my extremly long sentence I meant to type Violent not Violsnt. Sorry all.
This is stupid. It looks like somebody zoomed in to cut off the letters to make a joke. It’s dumb. It would be funny if it said “V T W” or something….
what the heck is the fail of this one?
Don’t you hate seeing violins on television?
Has anyone seen my socks?
it’s no fail
it was a failure uploading this picture because….. the letters missing are probably on the left and just cut out of the picture.
what a fail…
jag bor i en låda
sax and violins on tv?
Hey, it CAN be violent!
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