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Prosit !
In your wheee chiair
^ pro’s it
nice, double win: comment win, excitement win
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Tack!
Varsågod
Versasatan?
Heysátan
I det skandinaviske hjørnet i dag?
Hail Satan?
satin
Proletarian.
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Versatile satan?
Vasasanta
No standing… on invalid chairs? epic fail
P.S. WOW my first 4th comment
Yes, it’s the idea of standing ON the chairs that makes it a failure.
Its the idea that people in wheelchairs can’t stand, actually
No shit! Really??
Well that and people in wheelchairs can’t stand…
2nd
*Tazes*
*smiles at Mitchillio*
*smiles back at Poppy*
Now where was I? Oh yes *tazes LOL some more*
*smiles at something rotten*
*smiles at something sweet*
*smiles stupidly at a FAIL thats not funny*
DON’T TAZE HIM BRO
Don’t bro him *taze*
Taizé me, brother.
He ain’t taizé, he’s my brother.
Ouch!
That’s a rule they’re never gonna break
yeah, we’ll teach them to be handicapped!
Even when miraculously cured: NO STANDING !
wowzers!
Crachour to Rambo ” I can’t feel my f’in legs”
Rambo to Crachour “Cause you don’t have any!”
You have to wonder if anyone ever looks at these types of signs and says “there is just something not right about this”?
The person who took the photo and uploaded it failblog perhaps? Of course if you’re referring to somebody involved in the setting up or making of the sign then I agree, it’s truly astounding that nobody could notice. Perhaps the person putting it up just roffled and did their job.
*inserts to into comment*
Maybe working for that incompetent compay is the punishment.
*wedge*
*slides n in between a and y*
or you can be smart and realize the sign means no standing because this section is designated for wheel chairs only you fool
only you fool
I pity the fool. . .
i pity the only
^ itty bitty pity committee ^
They could have a pity party!
Don’t you just love the pity-pat of little fail-feet?
Since you are here, Dragon, can you give this Mistletoe hat to Admiral? I have to pities presents under the tree before tomorrow.
Oh, I’d be happy to! That was pity thoughtful of you, Christopher.
That’s a pity interesting pity favor you got in your hands. Oh, it’s a hat, and you want me to wear it?
*dons mistletoe hat*
*hands Christopher some more presents for under the tree*
How do I look?
*ker–SMOOOCH–ah!!*
I’m sorry…what was the question? I was enjoying a bit of serendipity.
that would take the fun out of commenting
Stick in butt – WIN
it means people in wheelchairs shouldn’t stand :rolleyes:
well u gotta realize that it may be the actual purpose of the sign but there are also people who do not catch the obviousness and get offended
There’s ”No siting” sign missing…
lol
its at another site
That’s the “men standing up against women violence” row.
they wont stand for it
I will not stand for this! *stands up*
Uh oh, I think I just broke the rule. That isn’t go to sit well with the authorities *sits down*
*prosthetutes Mitchillio*
I’m sad now.
now now, I’m sure someone will yell “nth” soon and I’m sure Mitchillio will borrow you the tazer and I’m sure that will cheer you up, dear.
Why the hell would a person in a wheelchair be on an ice rink anyway?
So they can go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! and then be like OMG WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! and then we’ll be like OMG WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Lol. I wheeed myself.
LoL! i like WEED
puff puff give
I’m gonna go play Wii.
Wiid?
you gonna play Rayman’s Raven Rabbids?
We are not amused.
here, have some giggle juice
Lol, I peeed myself.
*rips moist towelette in half, shares with czuhc*
Thats not a moist towelette, that was someone’s used panty liner in a ziplock bag!
Mookie, you’re a cruel mistress.
you spelled moistness wrong
Heh, Mookies official regal title is “Her Moistness?”
It’s an advantage, you’re less prone to falling.
Slip-sliding away….
Rule 34-A: If it exists, there is pr0ne of it.
You must be a member of the itty bitty titty committee.
You must be a lolcougar.
Wants to pet the kitty.
-Places a sign- Kitty has been known to bite, beware!
COUGA DENTATA
What a wonderful phrase!
couga dentata, ain’t no passin’ craze!
More than a mouthful is a waste, too big and a maan can sufer from dehydration
heh, Mookie’s flat comment is sharp
Failblog fail. That symbol is used for anyone who is disabled, not just those in wheelchairs.
Exactly, and some people use wheel chairs even tough they are not disable, like old people, who can get up if they want to.
There are a lot of fakers too, you know, for insurance and such.
That’s right! George did it with a cane and was given an electrical wheelchair.
Right, and there are those who use a wheelchair just to look smart, like Stephen Hawkins.
Somewhere, Stephen Hawkins is wondering why the his blind dates think he’s going to roll up in a motorized wheelchair and have to tap a keyboard to speak.
Hawking*
Well, yes, that was the joke.
Also, I think I got an extra “the” for Christmas from failblog.
lol @ Hawkins’ dates
*hoping dilly ask me to the Sadie Hawking’s disco …
‘cuz I’d tap that dance partner*
Will you dance, baby? It’s a brief history of techno tonight!
why the so serious
this is a joker place
Why the his blind!!
dates think he’s going to roll up in a moisturized wheelchair
I’ve been known to fake.
Stop going to the Halfway inn, and you would’nt have to.
No joke, that Dick always goes off half-cocked.
…eventually. That darn sadistic streak…
I’ve been known to fakir.
*cries*
LMFAO … it’s been awhile, but you still spin me right round, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you’re lots of fun
Let’s get ourselves a NO STANDING room and disco ball.
So the armless ones should also lie down ? I’ll bet you will be the first to burst into laughter when they try to stand up.
prone to fail
whoops, now i see czuchundzeit already used the prone theme
*lies down*
No problem. A few centuries ago, when you used/copied someone else’s material it was considered a compliment, not plagiarism.
I resemble that remark.
I reassembled that remark.
I dismembered that remark.
I dissembled that remark.
Ahhh, touche.
In case you forgot… WIN???
Violators will be prosthetuted.
That’s cold as ice, Mookie.
thats a pro’s thesis
That’s a prose thesis
thats a poetic justice
Prosthetics will be violated.
viols will be prostrated
strap-ons will violate prosthetically
In Soviet Russia, the prosthetics violate you….
does anyone have a time machine?
I do, I just built it next week.
the preceding comment will have made me lol in the perfect future
You should ask Mikey D. He lives in the future. They have hovercrafts.
No, but LB has an innuendo machine in his pants. He can’t time travel with it, but he will take you places you shouldn’t go.
Just so long as you know where it’s been.
I always found it funny that he only has an innuendo machine in his pants. Like dropping his pants is only a vague reference to sex.
it isn’t?
It can also be a refrence of time, I.E. Pantless O’clock!
That’s what time it was when the “cool” kid took the picture with his mom’s sunglasses on.
No, that was creepy “Son, lets go exploring your cave(s)” time… O_o
kid’s got a lot of spelunk
That IS creepy!
potential pun run fail (-.-)
P.S. *refrence* is a typo-fail, sorry about that! Reference
no ofence, no offail
No harm, no offoul
No fail, no offal
I do. I have a watch that when set ahead, can tell me the TIME OF THE FUTURE!!!
I have an Alarm Clock that always goes off 24 hrs too soon!
So, am I waking up a Day Early or a Day Late?
Right now I’m having deja vu and amnesia at the same time — I have forgotten this before.
I think the part of Punxsutawney Phil will be played by a certain Skwerll this February 2nd…
Does he have experience playing the hoary land beaver?
.
*giggle* You said hoary land beaver.
Doesn’t that just mean don’t stand there because thats where people in wheelchairs will be parked?
i think it just means do something
yes thats what it means…pisses me off when ppl stand in front of me at concerts!
I love how some of these are reverse fails… Like the idiot who thinks that means people in wheel chairs can’t stand instead of telling people not to stand there because it’s a handicapped area.
Understanding fail…
We all know what it means, but as stated before, it is just a bit unfortunate to bring both signs together in this manner.
And it was not very polite of you to insinuate we are all idiots.
I may be an idiot, but at least I am smart enough to know that there was no understanding fail…
*sigh*
Just because the actual intended meaning of the sign is not fail, doesn’t mean there is no fail. Obviously when people see words placed under images the associate the two together, in this case the words “no standing” are associated with people in wheel chairs and it seems like they’re being told not to stand. We all know this is not the case, but it’s how many people would see this so it’s a fail that it was put that way despite what I just said. When you saw the fail with sign near the train tracks saying “come a little closer” did you start telling people that it didn’t actually want them to come closer to the sign? The actual meaning of these signs are obvious, the fact that you point them out and think you’re smart is an epic fail.
Understanding joke fail…
Also, possibly, school attendance fail.
*sign for the mental handicapped area –*
NO UNDERSTANDING
*sign for Mount Quarantania*
WITHSTANDING
*Sign for Bush’s Economic Strategy*
NO PLANNING
*sign for Obama’s Christmas Vacation in Hawaii*
WE BE TANNING
*sign for school libraries*
DON’T BE BANNING!
*sign on coke head*
NOSE CANDYING
*sign on Elephant slide’s bottom*
Don’t be CRAMMIN!!
sign on club door:
DON’T BE JAMMIN’
*sign inside the club door*
NOW WE BE JAMMIN’
*Sign in the heavens*
This ones for you.
nice
Jesus, Mookie, that’s exceedingly high.
*falls down*
I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hands whut? the tazer*
Do us proud!
*Capitalizes the W*
The feeling is mutual
i love you
*HUG* don’t be hate!
*UG* dont be ate!
Please don’t heat the herbs.
I think you meant to say, “don’t veat the verbs”
You spelled worship wrong.
His prow.
*replies to geo question*
*rinses glass*
*goes galavanting for a few days*
Now, where’s that bottle of vino?? …..Mikeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Dr., I’m afraid Mikeyyyy was last seen heading for the photocopying machine at the office party, with a wicked grin. We do hope to see the results here on the Interwebs late tomorrow afternoon.
For now, I’m sure I’ll find us a perfectly good shiraz in my kitchen …
It’s more of a caption than a warning.
looks like a job for caption obvious
Meeehhhhbaa its a warning to the people that can stand up to watch out for the people that cant, or its a fail.
*stands up to watch out for the people that cant*
Actually, they are saying they don’t want men to stand up to violence against women!
*stands up to watch out for the people that recant*
*stands up to watch out for the people that recant Kant*
-Just stares-
*stands up to watch out for the people who can’t recant Kant*
(I knew that was coming)
Yes, we can can-can!
Whilst cantering and canting a canticle!
My cabaletta could never match your cantabile Dragon. Tis a canty cantrip witch lifts my cantankerous mood.
*munches a cantaloupe*
Is that a cantilever in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I have scant chance of getting away with any peccant behavior with you Dragon. So I will rely on my vacant stare and what ever do you mean defense.
I gotta remember not to say something stupid or else i get verbally abused, with bonus sarcasm and fuhseeshushness.
Oh gee, you forgot already.
it was about five seconds after i wrote it, too late.
i think u’d enterpreted it wrong, but i’m sure it means thats the area for non standers
aw think you pelled it wrong
I think that they’re saying , “Don’t stand or we’ll make sure you can’t stand.”
*i’ve fallen and can’t stand any more of this*
No standing. We’re serious :[
This is the first one I’ve seen that is just plain dumb on your part and not at all a FAIL.
People escort their loved ones to the handicapped zone, and then are expected to sit down themselves, so as not to block the view of people in seats behind them. No Standing. QED
This FAIL is itself a FAIL.
youre someone’s loved one
Dude, relax. Cut down on the billable hours. Failure is in the eye of the commenter, doncha get it?
Peace.
Who keeps inviting the cool guy?
I dunno but he sure looks silly in those sunglasses.
The nekkid guy must be FREEZING around all this ice.
-shudders- the 9th circle?!?
Well, I don’t see, anyone being chomped…maybe we should look around a bit more…
I thought the 7th circle was the coccyx… I suppose I need to brush up on my Divine Comedy routine.
This thread has taken infernal twist.
If you love someone, why would you scort them to the hadicapped zone? Thats just mean.
hell hath no furry like aldafooc scort
Thats just mean.
yiffy-ki-yay
Skritching?! *scootches far away*
Anpu frowns upon parapalegics that dare stand. It’s unZeppelinlike to use body parts that you can’t use.
did you hear about the paraplegic juggler? He dropped all of the paraplegics.
*bows*
Ozzie-God frowns upon your heresy.
Anpu is stronger than Ozzie-God. Plus, Anpu is a furry. Is Ozzie-God a furry? I don’t think so.
A pox on your false god, even Ozzie-Gods tongue is furry.
Anpu: A-n00b-is
The usual suspects are in rare form today. Excellent, excellent postings, one and all. Just supurb. I’ve both pee’d myself and shot coffee out my nose. Thank you all.
I believe Mookie has some wet-naps, if you’re interested in cleaning up.
I’d be a bit concerned with what they are wet with though…
*Shhhhh!!!*
-stares-
*puzzled*
*likes puzzles*
*starts trying to find itsacrazyasian’s corners*
Aww…Retaba still thinks he’s spooky.
How cute!
*smooches him on the end of the nose*
Gah! Stop that! I am Spooky…
F..B..I!
Hee…!
*pinches cheek*
-.- Really ruining it for me, thanks!
P.S. X-files reference win?
no win if you think you have to explain it Muldar.
Oh, okay…
Eep..eeeeep…scary scary monster. Oh, whatever shall I do…help me, help me. I am so afraid.
…Better??
i thought it was the cp v&
Teehee! I’ll go back to lurking in the shadows all smiley now!
Um…just a tip here, but…
…I don’t think that really scary, spooky monsters ever say “teehee”.
Just sayin’.
Wouldn’t it be even worse if they did?
Is that a Cheshire grin you have Retaba?
I guess that depends on how many holes you have fallen through lately…
I thought I recognized you through the looking glass.
Dignity FAIL.
“Stand up Chuck, let ‘em see ya. Oop…God love ya…what am I talkin’ about?”
sitting WIN
There’s no fail…
Stand:
9 a: to remain stationary or inactive b: to gather slowly and remain <tears standing in her eyes.
My stomach hurts from laughing.
I guess they’re warning the phonies not to blow their fake disabilities by standing. How helpful! We should have more people like this in our world.
THIS IS THE BEST FAIL EVER ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!
just because it’s so horrible
the last two votes ruined the 1337ness of this
You spelled “teh” wrong.
lol
Maybe that’s how he got in the wheeee chair, standing, then falling, then spine breakage, now gimpatron for life.
go blue
If you were in a wheelchair, you would understand that it says “no standing”, so morons won’t stand in front of you blocking your view!
No standing on the Whee chiairs
wow…i kinda wanna take a picture with me sittin in my wheelchair next to it.
i love how oblivious some people can be.
Every once in a while we just have to take the time to poke fun at disabled people if only to make ourselves feel better and others laugh! like i told my weelchair-bound friend the other day i’ll apologize if he gets up and shakes my hand
Oh and handicap people, just in case you forgot, don’t stand up!
You can be handicapped but still able to stand. These comments are failed.
It means that if you can stand, dont stand there, its for disabled ppl
dumbasses
No shit?
You’re not kidding or anything?
Aww lol, this made me sad and laugh.
Epic FAIL.
good site ,you have excellente music