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SECOND! lol
Pathetic.
*sigh*
Sounds like you need to recharge your batteries, BFF.
Here…this baby should do the trick…*offers hypersuperzappercharger*
Um…DrB….have you been going through my dresser drawers again? How many times have I told you that thing you found in there is NOT to be played with?
Ohhh katy! You’re up! It’s…just…that it’s the only Eiffel Tower snow globe I’ve ever seen. The first two cups of tea went cold you know…
*passes third, warm cup of tea…*
*sips the shiraz in his time zone*
I’m having coffee here…it’s 8 a.m., a wee bit too early for wine. Especially whilst at work. Especially when you work at a police department.
It’s a shiraz from McLaren Vale here…1 a.m., Xmas Eve morning.
You’re confirming my faith in the thin blue line! Urrgh, so I guess this is a busy time of year for you
I slip off to the farm (ranch?) tomorrow for fam gathering…
Doc, where you at?
East coast Australia! North of Sydney, south of Brisbane…
…and I have a nine hour drive tomorrow, lol.
.
I guess I’ve eluded to my situation (termites), so have really appreciated the fb warmth. Tyvm you.
*rinses glass in about five mins*
DcB Australia! That’s way cool! Nine hour drive? YIKES! ! !
Been there done that *back rubs* Hope the trip is well worth it!
Uh…..*blushes a little*, I was actually the one that took your batteries, my mag light flashlight was dead and I needed 6 D cell batteries so I could go flip a breaker in my basement. *blushes again and hands over batteries*
In the basement, huh?
By the way, have you seen the dog? He wasn’t looking too well the last time I saw him. I think maybe he ate something that didn’t quite agree with him.
Shhhhh, *whispers* I think he snuck in the basement, there are funguses growing down there that I have been trialing to see how they make you feel.
Oooh dear.
*goes to get a shovel and starts digging a hole in the garden for Fido*
Sometimes dead is better.
Uh, he’s not dead, he is being video taped while watching porn and eating shrooms
HAHA! ur talking about that other FAIL! where that guy was masturbating in his basement and the robber came in and video taped him and fed his dog mushrooms… that one was funny.
Now, Bondfan, remember how I showed you. Link the car batteries in series, which increases the voltage. Yes, 3 million volts is still in the range of nonlethal, stop asking silly questions. Now go shock that troll.
fghsgfgsthbusves7gi
I know right, i cant believe it!
DVM daycare.
Poor kid. He must really have some self-confidence about being elephant crap.
That elephant needs to chew its food more thoroughly.
The solution to constipation is mastication?
What goes in must come out.
Spinning wheel, got to go round.
You can fit a very big potato in there.
That”s not where the penis goes!
Says you.
Talk to katy, she had a HYOOGE one a while back.
a huge potato or a penis?
mastodontics
Um, that’s not the orifice you think it is, dude.
Uhh… hasn’t this been up before…?
That’s what she said and what I was thinking.
That was THIS one.
(clickie my name)
i’m 95% sure i have seen this before… maybe it was on a different site?… I dunno, but i know i’ve seen this before…
You’re right!
(clickie my name again)
What does this mean ? That we’re out of fail ? Can it be ?
Not out of fail, just another duplicate fail… Where have all the good failboats gone?
They failed away.
Around, around in ceaseless circles wheeling
With clangs of repeat and seen it, the failblog sailed incessantly.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The fail cannot hear the failer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot win.
the sank, in an ocean of fail.
I’ve submitted many fails, but apparently they fail at failing.
Omg, has that tube been up there since July? That colonoscopy is taking way too long. That elephant needs to change his HMO.
Doctor: Nurse, have you seen the extra large rectal speculum?
Nurse: The last time I saw it was when Mr. El E. Phant was here, about five months ago.
Doctor: Good lord, I knew I was forgetting something!!!
Mr. El E. Phant never forgets.
(while Mr. Robert A. Plant captions this, “In Through the Out Door”)
*shudders*
oh my. this seems to be quite a dilemma. i guess i better get around to submitting that picture i have before failblog self-destructs.
Yeah, I definitely remember this one. It was one of the first I ever saw.
Just like the scientists said, by 2009 we will have used up all the fail on the planet.
Which is why we’re being good citizens and recycling.
Whoa! 95% sure? That’s more than half!
Previous fail reference WIN.
I think so too.
yes, davecho, it has…
Ugh, yah. Why the hell don’t they take it down. Annoying.
Old reposted content is old.
The children’s play area at the Republicans’ convention didn’t go down too well with parents.
Does NO-ONE on this blog know the different US political party logos?
I don’t.
*waves*
I don’t.
*waves*
lol … i can see fluffy from russia
*waves across the bearing crooked*
I DO! I DO!
Democrat = Donkey
Republican = Elephant
Well done, griffinlady.
As for the rest of you, you should be ashamed of yourselves for not knowing such trivial information.
She gets the politics cheese?
And the politics cracker, to spread the politics cheese.
I have the political whine to go with the cheese and crackers.
Mmm. I like wine, cheese and crackers.
crackers do not spread, do they?
Surely the Democrats would be less impressed with having an Elephant in their midst?
Yeah, but our donkey really kicks A**… ^_^
Green Party = Dirty, dirty hippies
HEY! I bathe frequently!
*sprinkles rose petals in bath tub*
Libertarians = gun carrying pot heads
new favorite
I think I speak for all hippies when I say… OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL!?
Patchouli.
Gesundheit.
Heee!
Sure!
Of course. And Democrats are sexier. Ever hear of a nice piece of elephant?
it’s better than the slide the Democrats have.
You slide out of the ass of an ass?
when were the dem’s designated keeper of all things Mikey?
To the contrary – this is pro-life! The grand ole ‘phant will just hurl out tons of babies!
That’s one huge rectal prolaps !
*hands over an ‘e’ to czuhc*
*tries to make new words with the extra ‘e’*
Pol’s pear ?
Slop rape?
solar pep !
kamland.lbl.gov/PhysicsImpact/
Real pops!
*pop*
rope slap
slope rap
Slap rope
lunch, you slightly cheated…
alp prose
pore pals
alps repo
pole rasp
(ouch)
or apples
arse plop
poles PR
You accidenty the a.
Pale pros
Prose pal.
lap spore
ore splat
p.e.t.a. is gonna be all over this place
No, they’ll too busy going over their receipts at Girard’s Hardware. “Why did the 720 gallons of red paint we bought come up at regular price? I thought it was on sale…”
Y’all need to go to sleep. It’s too early for failing.
Cough *different time zones*
Cough *different wine zones*
*shrugs* It’s five o’clock somewhere *sips wine with DrB*
*happy now*
Now that’s a poop chute.
Careful with that ripcord…
He’s being checked for polyps.
*gives Mookie the “Yay insomniacs!” secret handshake*
I was thinking the same thing when I saw y’all. You’re in eastern TZ, right?
Tanzania?
Time Zone?
Twilight Zone?
Tasty Zingers?
Tipsy zinfandel?
lol its tel aviv
What exactly are we supposed to tell Aviv? And why does he care, anyway?
lol, this was taken in Dizingoff center in Tel Aviv.
I took a picture of it the second I saw that abomination… didn’t occure to me to upload it though :3
Look mommy! I’m a poo!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cut that out, you little sh*t!
Awwww Mom! What’s with the verbal diarrhea?
I’ve taken enough crap outta you! Wait’ll I tell yer Pa…
*runs away*
He cheated on you though, we don’t even know if you’re my mom.
That’s why mommy put up the billboard.
You’re getting a time-out. Go to your stool.
what a waste of a day
The best part isn’t so much the failed slide though… its the kid looking up it.
Rumour has it that there’s a potato the size that not even the gods have seen is up there.
“Fe, fi, fo, fum! Where’s my potato, Little One?”
Actually… that chute is kinda low for a poop chute so either that elephant has given birth to a cute little human (which brings up a plethera of other questions) or he had to find his way through elephant balls to get out…
You obviously don’t have kids if you think that they’d (on average) not find being shat out of an elephant funny
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I’m afraid I’m going to have to revoke your Ctrl – V powers after that dreadful comment.
I used the mouse because the ‘phant fears it.
Please, Bff…you haven’t even gotten yours back yet. :p
Yeah…but that doesn’t mean I can’t caution others!
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
clunibus profunde fartas esse
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.
o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi
pingereque picturam tui.
familiares mei me monebant
sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.
o! cutis rugosa glabraque!
dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?
in arbitrio tuo totus veni
quia non es mediocris adsecula.
that is, in fact, very cool.. *never calls latin a dead language again*
It’s not mine, but I thought it fit here. I think the page linked to from my username above belongs to the actual author — there’s a bit more of it there, with back-translation.
please dont revoke my control v powers
This fail was posted not long ago and it does not get funnier by re-posting.
I love this blog, but I am starting to get seriously pissed if old crap is re-posted while new fails I keep sending never end up on the blog.
It’s not that you lack new stuff, so c’mon, don’t bother us with re-posted crap!
Limbo, rather than raving at us in such crude language, it would be better if you provided a link to back up your statement.
See Dragonwriter’s reply several threads up…
Oooo…Sounds like someone’s pici didn’t get posted…
Yeah, it’s never pleasant to basically be told that recycled fails are funnier than your submissions.
http://www.waarmaarraar.nl
HAHAHAH
T´was Photoshoped.
Twas the night before Photoshop,
and all through the site,
not a pixel was missing,
not even in light.
The fails were posted, on the website with care,
in the hopes that soon,
the commenters would be there.
The kiddies were nestled, all snug in their beds,
while visions of elephant poop rolled through their heads.
when all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
and rose from my keyboard to see what was the matter…
The pixel’s were moving,
The shadows askew.
With each passing minute,
My misgivings grew.
Such slapdash work,
and failings repeated.
The trolls taking over,
The commenters will depleted.
The moomins had fled,
No squeezing was done.
What terror had drained,
This site that was fun.
I looked though the comments,
And saw the dreaded word ‘first’
Followed quickly by ’second’
The fail bubble had burst…
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
Loved it.
Your poem was inspired
*gives standing ovation to Lunchbox and Mikey D*
T’was wonderful
*wipes tear*
Beautiful!
::Offers tissue to Fluffy:: You must be so proud of them.
That…that was…
*sniffle*
*pats chest in an attempt to control overwhelming emotion*
*Tosses bouquet of roses onstage*
*Wonders who threw the panties*
My guess would be Mookie
Yeah, it couldn’t have been me…I don’t wear ‘em.
Hmmm. Dinner AND a show.
I must concur. That is indeed a beautifully written poem I shall never entirely forget, even if I wanted to.
Richard Geere Win
Allegedly.
Heh
Your avatar is the wrong color.
Maybe he washed it?
Nah, just removed the duct tape.
That’s the second time this has been shown. Come on guys, don’t recycle!
That’s the second time this has been pointed out. Come on guy, don’t recycle!
Third, actually, Mikey.
Did you just hear a rumble?
Maybe you should have left that idol where it was, Dr. Jones.
wow! i can’t believe I’m seeing it in here! this elephant is placed in Dizingof Center (in the city of Tel Aviv in Israel),me and my friends was amazed to see such a thing,I even got a picture of it in my cellphone!
Just what I thinking…
Likewise! I saw the picture and the first thought that came to mind was “is that the Dizingof center elephant?”
Ahahaah!
Dumbo: I poopz babies XD
Thank you for this valuable contribution. It made failblog a better place.
I know I feel safer just know knowing that.
*bow* All in a day’s work.
Dumbo and Dumboer
the slide makers becometh
This is a repost. FAILblog has FAILED.
Butt (heehee) it’s new to us newbies
Your comment is a repost. YOU have failed.
this is not a repost
this is not a repost either
And this is the fourth one to point this out.
is that a giant ‘douche’ ?
might as well change your name to cornfed
The fail here is that this pic has been uploaded here before.
Dear god, need it be said again?
::Petpets Mitch:: It’ll be over soon.
Yep.
Number five.
Chanel?
Photoshop?
naw, really?
That poor child wants to go back in!
this one is daaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnn cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the crap this one was already on here
6th
been on here before fail
Isn’t this a repeat? Or am I thinking of another similar fail?
Sorry Mitchi, I musta lied when I said it would be over soon.
I should be grounded for life.
Yeah this is. I think I saw it on here somewhere in the page 110 range.
buba is afraid for the little girl… If the mamouth starts to shit, she may be severely hurt
Bondfan is concerned buba keeps talking in third person.
Lunchbox is concerned that the third-person disease is contagious… DAMN, it got Lunchbox, too!
new meaning to the term poop chute
RED ROCKET!!
You already posted this one months ago!
Is anyone else’s page getting hijacked? I keep getting forwarded to Kelly Blue Book.
I’ve gotten Yellow Pages and White Pages. Tell me if you get Purple with Orange Polka-Dots Pages.
just pointing out the obvious flame me if you will but i call re-post fail >.> but thanks for the reminder of yet another slide gone wrong
they already had this one lol
ZOMG! The elephant ate that kid!
poop shoot
Wow…people repeatedly pointing out how this pic has been up before… REDUNDANCY WIN!
Excuse me if I’m wrong, but this has been posted several times already so FAIL
*facepalm*
elephant goaste colon fail.
repost?
now that’s a poop shute.
DUDE
DUDE
DUDE
DUDE
OMFG
THAT’S 30 MINUTES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE
ISRAELI FAIL?
OMG THIS IS FAITH.
OUR FAILING COUNTRY.. OMG <3
I’ve been here! the mall in tel aviv
Oh, For F*** Sake!
Wouldn’t the guy who planned the bl***y thing out at least notice that kids are sliding out of an elephant’s arse like it escaped from a zoo that hadn’t eaten for 8 weeks! Also, why the hell is there an elephant standing there with a huge pipe leading out of his behind???
Calm down mate!
But you’ve got a good point though
What the f&@k are these people thinking? lmfao
It looks like its bleeding from its ass
Straight from the crapper!
Lol! It’s next to my home! Waiy untill you see it in real life I was like: “WTF?!”
i have totally seen that! its in isreal in some mall. i have photos.
me too!
i can remember this but i forget where it is at:P
I WANT TO GO IN THAT SLIDE.
I’ve seen it in real on Mallorca
http://www.flickr.com/photos/webfraggle/425109505/
did you take this pic?
Great… another site I can bookmark and never come back to