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comprehension fail!
kindergarten education FAIL!!
dirtty mind WIN!
Bill Cosby knows his shit!! hahaha
What about those vanilla pudding pops?
What is a vanilla pudding pop?
Is that some type of bakery jargon?
LOL hilarious
LOL hair various
Hillarious clinton didn’t eat the vanilla pudding pop…
yeah monica lewinsky would know all about that.
She didn’t like pudding pops, she liked cigars.
But that stain on her dress sure looked like it came from a vanilla pudding pop…
Oh my goodness.
Guess Poo was a terrible quiz show. No grown man should have to identify his poop from a line-up.
rofl i didn’t even notice bill cosby said this.. thanks for pointing that out. that made this funnier XD i never knew what a meat curtain was either, or heard of that term.
also, that’s why you shave when you dye your hair.
Everyone knows meat curtains were what the vicar was hanging just before the unfortunate potato incident.
Unfortunate is merely the first time. After the 6th hospital visit it was merely entertaining.
yeah… merely
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Oh my Goodness!
Oh, my! Goodness.
Oh! My, goodness.
Oooohh!!!! My Goodness…
Oh! My goddess! (Fluffy)
Oh, I’m godless!
lol
CCCCCCCOMBO-BREAKER!
Win
Oh?
*points at self*
My Goodness?
*runs finger down Bob’s tummy seductively*
Yes, your goodness.
OH MY!
*Foot Thumps Uncontrollably*
*Tail Shivers with DELIGHT*
GOODNESS!!!
Owh! my goodies.
Ai Ya! You stepped on my goodies!
You learned sex terms in kindergarten? What happened to youthful innocence?
It died when Al Gore invented the web
fail
they were thinking of calling it the MBP instead of the WWW.
no, there’s sill more I don’t know
Oh dear….
and that question is 2 years old, get with the times!
…get with the rhymes!
… get with the limes!
…get with the slimes!
…bet with the dimes!
…set with the crimes!
…pet with the chimes!
…fret with the mimes!
ret(iculate) with the splines!
C-C-C-Combo breaker
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker
Comments are at their best below this level.
Comments are fat and messed below this level.
(Nests won’t comment below this level)
(Wallace and grommet below this level)
Pommes are blest below fist level.
…sweat with the limes
have sex with some mimes
Lick all the signs
Get hit one more time? O.O
how old is cornfed?? the older they are, the funnier this gets!!!
Some part of me refuses to believe that this isn’t an expert trolling effort. But then again, my Mum had seven kids and didn’t know what 69inh was so anything’s possible.
Ok, the fact that you “asked” yer mum what 69in was is… well… disturbing…
If she had’ve stuck to that you mightn’t be here.
For some reason, that sentence doesn’t read very smoothly.
My apologies! It wasn’t very well lubricated.
*sips the shiraz*
Things should be smoother from here on in.
That’s what they told the vicar.
…from here on out.
That’s what the delivery room Doc told me after 6″ of head
It’s because of “Had’ve,” which would be “had have” which both are from the same verb, to be. All you needed was the “had.”
oh well arent you so smart. want a cookie?
i think actually “would have” or “would’ve” might’ve fit better.
That’s what they told me about the weekly rapes at Halfway Inn
What makes you think anyone asked (besides, possibly, her mother)?
FIFTH!! the highest ever!! whooo hooo!
The highest level of stupidity? Not yet, but close.
yeah it’s still coming in second to youfailhere
(see sign fail)
NOT FIRST!
I’m rather satisfied they didn’t get into Feng Sui for this explanation…
Why ? You can not ignore the importance of Feng Shui in daily life. Feng Shui can perform miracles for your wellbeing. In fact, Feng Shui is an ancient Chinese system of aesthetics believed to utilize the Laws of both heaven (astronomy) and earth (geography) to help one improve life by receiving positive Qi. Many modern enthusiasts claim that Feng Shui is the practice of arranging objects (such as furniture) to help people achieve their goals. More traditionally, Feng Shui is important in choosing a place to live and finding a burial site, along with agricultural planning.
If you want some more information on Feng Shui I’ll be more than happy to oblige.
comprehension fail
Knowing me fail.
That might be a win, actually.
Now please elaborate what feng shui has so say about hanging meat curtains. i am rather intrigued.
hahaha
Of course, if your meat curtains don’t match your new patent leather sofa
Elves will gnaw off your elbows. Its only common sense.
I’m simply surprised that Bill Cosby is once again the voice of wisdom.
He also looks like he’s gone from flab to fab and lost 12lbs in 2 weeks!
Bill Cosby is white? Why wasn’t I told about this?
Can’t you see his picture up there?
It’s Billy Idol.
I thought it was Vanilla Ice.
Being potatoed would also explain looking so pale and having his hair stand on end.
Ok, Mikey…you got the first genuine LOL from me today.
*hug!*
*SQUEEZE*
Its the guy from Spiderman1 who shot uncle ben, a couple months before the heroin.
It’s his dentist’s dog walker.
Actually, it’s Howard Jones of the “No One is to Blame” fame.
*facepalm* Mutters to self, read further before commenting…
And turned into Howard Jones.
Meat curtains are what a vicar hangs when he’s trying to make a balanced meal.
Aw man, posting delay. *slinks away*
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, for fun it’s a wonderful toy. It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky , it’s fun for a girl and a boy!
la la, la
la la, la
la la la la la …
’tis the season to be jolly,
fa la la la la la la la la
’tis a reason for a folly
fa la la la la,la la,la la.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
its not
I will end you.
‘Tis the season for a lolly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
‘Tis the season for my ‘brolly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the treason for miss molly
fa la la la la, la la la la.
‘Tis his hairdo that’s ungodly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And now we wait for a comment on “gay apparel”…
Did yours count, or did I break it?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I doubt it. Neither potatoes nor young boys possess meat curtains.
That’s where the vicar’s wife comes in…
Things keep becoming curiouser and curiouser!
…Vicar! Put that potato down and come hang my curtains!
That sounds awfully painful…
Especially when you have a potato up your butt.
OMG are those curtains????
When did Bill Cosby’s hair get so… pointy?
….and when did he become so.. white?
Ask Michael Jackson.
Win
*applies brain bleach*
Eeeeeeeee!
*bundles BFF in a blanket and runs him out the room*
COMING THROUGH!
*uses MIB style memory eraser*
Can you remember what just happened?
But Mikey… you forgot to wear your sunglasses… and like everything else in last 2 days.
…Hi…Mikey!
…Hi…loufail!
…Why is everybody staring at me?
What time is it?
aparently it was 4:12 when you said that.
13:12 at BF’s clock.
How did I get here and why do I have a soiled potato carefully wrapped in a curtain?
Write it off as a “business expense.”
What’s a “vulva” ??? Is that a right answer? I’ve never heared a term “meat curtain” before (and “vulva”).
That’s not even a word!
You are trying to use irony, right?
Useful fact for travelers: vulva means the same in Spanish and English. In France you need to say vulve. Have a happy holidays!
I’m so glad I won’t have to translate that for you, honey.
*blushes* Sounds like we’re good to go.
Sounds like you’re ready for a weekend in Vegas.
Whatever it is I hope it’s treatable.
I drive a twin-turboed Vulva v70!
It’s NOT a Swedish car! But it is Swedish, it’s an Ikea bedspread… for adults!
European car reference WIN!
Ryannon drove a pink Vulva but had to trade it in because it kept overheating.
She really needs a Hummer.
Yeah I’ve found out that it’s a car too. That is why it makes no sense!
Question: What is a meat snack?
Some cooking jargon?
Question: What is facetious?
Answer: Learn to use the dicitioniary!
Question: What is a dicitionary?
Answer: Anyone with a dictionary would be able to spell it right.
Question: What is clueless?
Answer: Do not bother to ask slumlord.
Question: What is touché?
Answer: Loufail’s comment.
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
WTF?
F-F-Fail at life if you read these comments looking for combos.
W-W-Win at life for realizing you’re one rung higher on the ladder, considering LOL.
Here Lou, let me show you. *unzips* See?
*stares*
I am speechless. I am without speech.
Finds BondFan walking around mumbling, “Vu, vu, vu….
*puts on sunglasses* *pulls out MIB style memory eraser
Hey, BFF, what you really just saw was CLOWNS, OK? **FLASH!!**
OH! And *giggles* you DON’T Like BOND, the “B” stands for BARBIE…AND there’s NO “U” in “Humor” **FLASH!!**
*Scampers Away Giggling Mischievously*
*BondFan wakes up feeling a little less Canadian with his new spelling of ‘Humour’..* Unlike Bill Cosby’s Canadian spelling of ‘Colour’…
I wonder how she first came by the terms…
Poor cornfed.
Exterior design.
meat curtains….
*Masturbates*
Masturbation !
*hangs curtains*
Curtain hanging!
*spreads carpet*
Curtain hanging !
*removes vegetables*
Vegetable removing!
*hangs fruit*
Fruit hanging!
*soils potatoes*
So the Iron Curtain was when women in Soviet Russia had to wear chastity belts?
Yep. It was called population control.
Oh, I get it. That’s why curtain rods are so slender.
Yep again. I believe you’re right.
Actually, it means the labia, not the vulva.
When Ryannon wears her pantyhose with no underwear, it’s all one and the same.
Urk…that just gave me a mental image I did not want whilst at work.
Was it of a smashed spider?
or the wrestling scene from Borat?
BTW Mookie shouldn’t you be working? Hmm?
What, you don’t call this work?
Alas no. UNfortunely i am a grease monkey today. Banished to the utter
engineering failure known as a Peugeot.
Maybe tomorrow i’ll get my desk back and call FB work.
That’s what I thought! The term “meat curtain” refers to a woman whose labia minora hangs down further than most. It has nothing to do with the vulva.
Perverts Say the Darndest Things!
I hear meat curtains are terrific for winter insulation.
And if you get snowed in, you have a handy nutritious snack.
what would…Bill Cosby know something like this? Oh! he’s a doctor.
lol WIN!
Failblog has yet to post something from Yahoo Answers that wasn’t an obvious troll…. this site is going down the drain quicker than YouTube.
Is anything from Yahoo Answers NOT an obvious troll?
That’s kind of my point. I’m going to go throw up the classic “how is baby formed” on there, you’ll probably see it here in a week.
From the start of any themed blog, someone will claim it’s “going down the drain.” And yet more often than not more people get enjoyment from it than those who make the constant claims of declining quality! How’s that for ya?
Hahahahaha. Oh my god. I love the last part with the response. “My goodness”
That just made my day…
I like eggs
I love lamp
I love… cake.
The cake is a lie!
There is no spoon.
Spoon is a noun AND a verb.. How cool is that?
So is this ________________ HAHAHA !!! Ain’t that just funniest thing ever?
haha, that’s so awesome!
Oh Anpu. How could you let this dumbass live? How? Or did you kill her and those ancient Greeks brought her back to life? Those damn Greeks.
bill cosby fail. howard jones win!
no holla!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061125015440AAN4iUm
either most extreme dumb blonde act or excellent representation of america
I’m embarrassed to say I’ve never heard the
term “meat curtain”. Carpet matching the curtains, yeah,
but srsly, wtf is meat curtain? Is it really a vadge?
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Guess I’ll have to change my name & avatar now…
this is almost as bad as the time i had to explain cameltoe to my parents.
Yeah, I read a few pages of her question history; there’s more. Either she does this for a laugh, or she really has problems… XD
“Has anyone ever dated anyone of the opposite sex?”
That made my day. Gender confusion win.
What a bunch of wankers you all are!
I liked how a dude named Rofl submitted this.
His name’s Rolf.
Ew. Just… ew.
Successful troll is successful
HA, HA HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
She is a miss informed idiot!!
spell fail by bill cosby. woman’s, not womens. doesnt know his shit THAT well
I definitely failed at this one just because I did not knw what it meant =(
Another classic from the sane lady
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvVADQrwAoUSKfw5hXUKLC7ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080417214829AAGmVGb
The person on the top is probably a young kid XP
She doesn’t deserve to be in the fail blog for this. She just didn’t know.
Offices are big proponents of modern interior design because they want to appear to their clients as ones who are up to date with the latest in technological advances. This involves a very clean look and does not need a great many furniture pieces. Note that if a designer is not especially skilled in modern interior design, they can border on the boring or sterile version of contemporary design.
this question has more failed answers: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090108155452AA3xdPm
i like how it is chosen as the best answer lol
Guy the picture of ” Bill Cosby” is a FAIL for itself!
Her response makes this an ultimate win, ” oh my goodness ”
LMAO
Is it just me or does Bill Cosby have a striking resemblance to 80s singer-songwriter Howard Jones in this photo??!
Great… another site I can bookmark and never come back to
so disgusting.