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Technically its a double triangle….
So you’re an optimist?
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you won’t regret it!
Blatant advertising fail.
grammar win
STOP SAYING FAIL
Stop saying Fail fail
Saying stop saying fail on FAILblog.org is kind of stupid…..
You do realize that you’re at a site called “failblog,” right?
Yes, it’s advertising. I am bring suckered into buying triangle…or should I say squares? diamonds? rhobuses? All angles are 90 degress on that thing, right?
Loser WIN
spoons are cool
I like rusty spoons
sporks are better than spoons (and what about sporkifes?)
Thank you! *beams*
Titanium, I want you to know that I liked you enough to go through every comment twice before finding yours in this 236 comment fail, just to reply to it. Enjoy that feeling.
dude O__o just hit ctrl+f and search for ‘titanium’
There is no spoon.
Random comment WIN
Random comment WIN!
matrix FAIL!
I am dissappointed – bitterly. Total myspace web page fail
spam fail. whoever is on troll patrol here should be fired.
I bet yo’ mamma regretted not aborting you.
Oh god, I hope this is a joke. Otherwise – epic music fail.
I did regret it…
Don’t tell me what I will and won’t regret. I’LL REGRET WHAT I WANNA REGRET! YOU CAN’T STOP ME!
Yeah, he just erased the line separating theng them. the line is a meat curtain, btw.
i think it’s spelled “thong”, btw
It has horns like a goat, a head like an egg, a neck like a duck and a body like a double triangle… technically it isn’t a camel.
Sounds like a chimera.
not first!
Sounds like a chiminea (fabulous for marshmallows).
Me gots one of those.
Mmmm nice (I’m still scared though).
*rinses glass*
It’s clearly not a camel. look at its toes!
Camels got 2 toes, (per foot); the problem is only 2 feet
haha, love your work!
It’s not a Camel either, it has one bump zo it’s a dromedary.
A Dromedary IS a camel.
Fluffy, you better copy that to your clipboard.
lo, it is as easy to stick a needle through the eye of a dromedary and hit a camel, as it is for a rich fail repeated over and over to enter into the kingdom of lulz
Technically it’s a rhombus, you bunch of sillies! Merry Christmas, and God bless you, every one!
technically you are gay
no, technically it is NOT a double triangle. it is a rhombus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombus
actually, a double triangle would have six sides.
No…Technically it’s a rhombus…
Actually its a square. Muppet.
technically no one gives a shit.
a triangle has 3 sides..that doesnt.
and since when do camels have curly legs?
haha this is one fucked up camel if i do say so myself (:
it poroves you are a dick
That triangle ain’t right.
I don’t agree with your hypotenuse.
Isosceles what you’re trying to do.
I’m scalene new heights of punning. Wanna come with?
You are not equilateral to me.
She looks like an angle to me, I don’t know what your problem is.
He’s clearly obtuse.
And you’re pretty acute. What are you doing for New Years?
I’m thinking champagne, caviar and apple pie-thagoras. Euclid join me if you like.
I’m thinking Burmuda. If you congruent with we, can postulate all night. I just need you to sine this medical waver; could get rough.
I need proof that your intentions are good. You can secant you that I’m being reasonable?
Euler have to excuse me. Isogonal little bit while I get some work done.
I know someone who gets cold feet whenever she sees match puns. Perhaps there will be some left by the time she gets here.
No, no, no, its fine. No need to be so tensor, I’ll get the necessary proof sine’d and cosine’d. In the meanwhile can I get you something to drink? It’s complimentary, of course.
Just as long as it’s chilled, its 90 degrees here..
Oh man, I’m outta here. I’m not up for another threesome. Ry and Erick nearly killed me the other day.
Ok. But if I disappear forever in the Burmuda triangle, you’ll regret it. *does ominous wooo noise*
*wanders into thread*
*finds one sock in the ficus and the other hanging from the chandelier*
*puts them back on*
*stretches, arcing back luxuriously*
*approaches from behind*
*subtends your arc*
*enjoys the oblique reference*
*leans back so my body is concave with yours*
This topology needs to be examined both inside and out later.
I look forward to it…! The proof will be in the pudding, you know.
Well, this has gone off on it’s own little tangent, hasn’t it?
Dragon, lemma probe that pudding until the search culminates in a proof by exhaustion.
Oh Admiral…I’ll have you scalene SUCH heights…!
Another hall of fame induction.
*hangs head in shame*
I didn’t see Mookie’s antecedent “scalene” pun. I offered my Admiral another woman’s pun!
Well, I’ll just Ø that and hope she doesn’t kick me in the axis.
Aw, pooh, like I told the Admiral earlier, great minds think alike! *hugs*
I CANT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS
Not if you don’t sit in the proper postulate.
That’s not ok, PETA is against caviar!
Tom,
PETA is also against people masquerading as flea-picking, shit-flinging baboons. So find another gig already.
I lol’ed.
I gagged.
(at the shit-flinging bit)
Caviar from some North American Sturgeon is humanely “gathered”. They “milk” the fish, so to speak. This way, the fish lives to spawn again, and the caviar is supposed to be tastier.
As a sometime cow, I can attest that it is more humane to milk, than to allow to explode.
That argument never worked for me, no matter how hard I begged.
PETA glares at your shenanigans. *eats a burger*
And you’re acute!
aww, looks liek you got left outta the love triangle … and the time stamp sez your Strategic comment missed by just sixty seconds … which is just one minute … which is just one sixtieth of a degree … which is extreme acute
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(maybe itsa proof we should go with complementary angles afore saying somebody weren’t our equil)
Sure, but hopefully you won’t find me too obtuse.
Oops! Great minds think alike!
There’s pudding!?!?!?
YAY 3rd. This is a personal best.
Nevermind.
Naah, squarehead
It misses a line in the middle, THEN it would be a double triangle
big belly that camel, huh?
they sould start cutting corners
Then you’d end up with an octagon
Stop! I can’t take any more of this.
Give it back then.
*holds out hand*
*innocent look* Huh?
We can wait here all day if you like.
*taps foot*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
*gets into the magician’s magic box, is turned around three times, and when the box opens….VOILA! No dragon! It’s maaaaaaaagic!*
*sings*
Whoa-oa-oa it’s magic, you know!
*sings*
never believe its no-o-o-ot so!
and you could draw an octomel, eight times more fun than a normal camel
Mmmm… octomel…
It’s the venomous diamondback camel.
Wonder what the bitemarks would look like.
Big.
Lol, I wouldn’t want to experience it.
As I understand it, isn’t the diamondback camel a spitting variety of viper camel?
I wouldn’t look one in the mouth, just to be safe.
I’ve met some camels in my day, and you sir, are no camel.
LOL
It misses an inverted triangle with a line in the middle.
THEN it would be a … camel toe.
Drawing Fun: Learn to draw a ridiculous foppish dandy by beginning with a potato.
A fappish dandy?
I preferred the Beano
But its not as good as the bannana for $199
Yeah, but what is.
*sighs and stares into the middle distance dreamily*
Ooooh! I love day dreaming!
*sits next to Mikey and stares off*
*Sit next to Mikey and Ja with a tightly rolled application*
Don’t bogart that application…
What did you put for that “experience raping” question…?
Sorry, what was that? I was miles away…
“No prior experience but an eager learner.”
*joins in the day dreaming*
*sigh*
Maybe it begun with a Triangle and then turned into a square for some reason.
It was a triangle that stopped working out and got out of shape.
it was a triangle what wasnt hip
Woah. Fat camel. Although technically, you could start with a triangle….
I don’t see what the FAIL is. Other than that one line of the triangle is a bit bent.
you know, “Square”, the first step is admitting you are powerless over getting bent — consider going to a meeting.
1. Draw triangle
2. Realise it resembles no part of a camel and rub it back out
3. Draw square
4. Draw rest of camel
5. Realise it still looks crap
What’s the problem?
6. If it is to late to destroy evidence, fake your little son signature to avoid further embarrassment.
7. If you did not find the “Fun” drawing the camel-freak, ask for a reimbursement of your money.
8. Panic as you wonder how it made it to the interwebs.
9. ????????
10. Profit!
11. stop writing thoughts down
12. comment on failblog under the name christopher
As your attorney I must advise you that there are dire ramifications to the spoliation of evidence. Better just crumple it up and hide it next to the potato.
I gave the potato to Mikey. I cannot see it anymore without remembering the head of that hatted and moustached little nerd besides the camel; and thinking in it ruins all the fun a potato can provide.
When was Miley designated keeper of all things ass?
I roffled.. “all things ass” LMAO!
i guess somebody should tell Mikey that fluffy’s just got laughed off
I’m pretty sure Mikey’s already aware of the situation. He’s a professional, after all.
By the way, who untied you?
Do catdogs chew off their own limbs to escape traps?
No no no no. This was consensual.
Then why do I smell chloroform…
*as he drifts off to sleep*
Fluffy help me. She had the fun of finding the key, I had the fun of watching her while she did.
Hey, das ist not ein camel. This is a worm, a square and three pubes.
Leason 1- Learning how to draw a triangle
Draw a circle
nice hump!
Your lovely lady humps?
Nope, that’s a painful hump. I’ve been trekking on a camel, and that looks just what it felt like.
and i aint talkin about some Black Eyed Peas song..
Has this person ever seen a camel? Even I know that camels have big bushy eyebrows and two rows of long eyelashes protect their eyes from all that sand.
That pert yellow thing between his legs is distracting.
It looks like Colonel Mustard.
…in the library…
…attacking Rev. Green with a potato?
So said Rev. Green.
It was consensual.
An authoratative source. *offers the shiraz*
Bukkit please! *swaps ‘a’ for ‘i’*
*takes glass*
Thanks. It’s a good day for wine. It’s a whole whopping 17 degrees here.
Lucky, it’s only 3 degrees here. Not counting the wind chill factor.
*passes ’round cups of warm, mulled wine*
*thankfully accepts a cup*
*huddles hands around cup in vain attempt to warm self*
It’s freezing down here as well. It must have dropped to at least 75. Brrr…..
*snatches back Christopher’s mulled wine and drinks it herself*
That was just cruel! The only good thing about the cold here is it encourages people to get closer, to conserve body heat.
Hah! Christopher has effectively cut himself off from the cuddles.
Hoisted ‘pon his own petard! :p
Well… almost every room of my house has a queen sized bed and about 10 minutes from the beach, so if you guys want, you can crash at my place for the winter.
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Of course, I’d let Dragin and Admiral use the master bedroom with the king sized sleigh bed with the open designs perfect for a little knot-work.
Great. I’m cut off from group snuggles AND I’ve got to face the bukkit.
Beaches, 75 degree weather, a multitude of large beds…. hmmmm… I may be re-thinking the Christopher/cuddles embargo.
*hands Christopher the bukkit*
*then SNORKS mightily*
Just let me know, and I’ll stock up on robes and slippers for you guys.
*ker-splorch* … is this … camel milk. Not so bad actually.
Are you sure that wasn’t fermented yak’s milk?
I think that was the yogurt Ry bought at the STD market. See? It has chunks.
Thanks a lot, Avis. I’ve never experienced a full-body cringe until just now.
*scootches right outta this thread*
*Rides Dragon’s coattails out of the thread*
Wheeeeeee
The bukkit magically fills with whatever type of pudding the “dunkee” would dislike most.
And I had a teacher that used to torment her students with stories of the various things she had to eat or drink in her travels. The yak’s milk is the only one I remember. I can only assume I’ve blocked the others.
Does that mean you don’t want to cuddle now?
*Stiffens upper lip* Lady, I’m never not in a mood to snuggle. AND I’ll take that bucket of unspeakable horror for my blatant useage of double-negatives and unnecessary-hyphenation.
You’ll need a bath after THAT dunking if you still want to cuddle!
I claim it is a chef.
Mrs White?
…in the study…
… who replaced all the weapons with potatoes?
hanging meat curtains to match the carpet and rug?
That must be one fugly carpet.
There’s no accounting for taste.
There’s also no tasting accountants. They don’t care to be licked.
There’s no underwriting for smell.
There’s no actuary for hearing.
There’s no notary for touching.
There’s no parliamentary ombudsman for ESP.
There is no spoon.
But… there’s something touching about notaries anyway.
Oops.
…hanging Miss Scarlet’s meat curtains to match the carpet and rug.
(I accidenty Miss Scarlet)
dont accidenty the hole thing
Oooo! ps: We matched up just fine!
what a shiny camel!
That’s not a camel! A camel has a refreshment car, buffet, and ticket collector.
You’re thinking of the cameleopard. This is the cheaper option.
I know what you did there Mikey. *nodds knowingly*
The luxury of the camel with the speed of the leopard. What could possibly go wrong?
Ask a ninja what could go wrong.
I tried, but I couldn’t find one to ask.
That square is a triangle.
Set squares are triangular too.
I smell a conspiracy.
There are 11 letters in ‘…is a triangle.’; and
Apollo 11 was the first manned trip to the moon.
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What you smell is a cover-up!
Hmm… 11 letters in “Grassy knoll”.
A grassy knoll is from where Kennedy was shot
Kennedy was a president who was shot
Lincoln, another president, was shot by an actor
Actor kind of rhymes with lactator…
… Pregnant triangles are trying to kill us off!!
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And thats how a conspiracy theory works.
What do you have there? Give me that! Glue??? Chris, wtf. *throws it out*
Sorry, I was a little hazy from the apparently consensual chloroform in Lou’s dungeon / room.
Close, but not right.
Actor kind of rhymes with lactator
lactators lactate milk, from whence cheese comes.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I can reveal to you that Dairylea triangles have been behind every major event in history using their work children. (Children will do anything for a Dairylea triangle).
It’s obviously Cubism for kids.
In case you’re all wondering, this came from a sunday youth issue of South China Morning Post, a newspaper from Hong Kong.
figures, *clenches butt cheeks together waiting for onecrazyasian to attack*
I like the second camel – the one he didn’t finish – best. There’s less distraction from unnecessary parts as the head or tail. The triangular square speaks for itself. One cannot fail to see a camel therein.
I think the lower drawing is a theoretical physicists idealisation of a camel for modelling it’s movement through the LHC.
Wrong. LHC camels are spheric. The angles of triangular camels would cause subatomic tears in the LHC main ring, letting the Higgs bosons out.
Sorry, my bad.
Do spheric camels reduce the risk of world-ending black-hole events?
No, but the scientists keep them saddled and ready to flee the premisses in case of the unlikely event you mentioned.
Suppose it makes it easier to keep them camels rolling.
Joe Camel keeps rolling tobacco
I click it everyday just to check:
http://www.hastheLHCdestroyedtheearth.com/
Btw, what happened to all the other moomin(s) ?
Moomins hibernate in Winter. We’ve been falling asleep one by one. Either that or they’ve been partaking in consensual chloroforming, the end result is the same.
But… but… what about all the people who need squeezes?
It can be a reason for them to hug each other through the cold dark winter.
Don’t listen to them Christopher. Resist.
This Christmas you’re hugging, next Christmas you’re changing nappies.
And… have you seen Twilight? Hugging’s DANGEROUS.
That’s the straw that lit the Camel. Support PETA, now for the christmas days they need your financial help more than ever!
You never used to repeatedly post about PETA. What happened?
I did it once and again. The main reason is that they really need your help, so i’m insisting to make their voice heard.
I support Born Free and Cats Protection myself.
That’s a good thing to do!
But as much as I love cats both big and small, I’d be less likely to if they petitioned me every day for support.
Cat’s cannot petition, they lack the opposable thumbs, that’s why i do it for them.
who did that apostrophe?
I should have phrased that better.
*sigh*
Apparently not ICHC fans.
I see that you love animals, so I would like to petition your vote for the cat-dog marriage initiative.
Sorry bud. There’s nothing in the bible about cat-dog relations.
In the Bible manuscript there was an appendix about this. Unfortunately a sheep ate that page because of jealousy.
That was no sheep, that was a horse!
I don’t support children marrying their grandparents. I won’t support marriage for cats and dogs.
I’m not a homophobe, I’m just saying it how I see it.
According to Ghostbusters that’s a sign of the end of days. Why would you support that?
If my parents legalize their situation I could inherit them.
I regularly financially support PETA as well as ASPCA, In Defense of Animals, Marine Mammal Center, Homeless Cat Network, and personally help feed feral
cat colonies and protest at circuses.
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But I really resent some of the antics that are performed by people in the name of PETA that do not represent the goals of the organization. They do more harm to animal rights associations then anything else.
And people who antagonize others daily, just drive supporters away from a good cause.
Yay! Support the PETA! Triangulate the camels! Send a square dog a bone for Christmas!
I don’t know if you should trust PETA. After all, how many meats go great inside PETA-bread?
Thanks Tom! We hadn’t thought of camel skin yet!
These are a little angular, but I’m sure we’ll find a use
I forgot to mention: FIRST!
You ruined your “First” chance with an actual post.
::bows down in hommage::
Useful tip for travelers #2: in Spain “peta” is the jargon equivalent of “joint”.
Well then i’ll definitely support that kind ‘o peta *sign, sign, pass*
*takes bite of BBQ’d Camel smeared with P.P.C.F.S. and rolled in peta bread*
it’s not even a camel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromedary
The dromedary is a type of camel. So you are wrong.
It is a camel, but it had hump surgery to remove a cancer. They also removed two of its legs and the lips. The surgeon was hungry that night.
BTW, a dromedary is a camel according to the very same page you link.
Nesting fail. Bukkit please.
Hold on…I’m going to milk the camel…be right back.
*enters barn carrying bukkit*
*seconds later, squeals, crashes, and shrieks are heard*
*dragon is seen fleeing the barn being chased by a spitting camel*
*finally, panting and exhausted, hands Lou the bukkit*
Um…sorry. There was some drama in the dairy.
Hee! Hee! Groan.
Oh, thank you, Marius.
Here I was all day, feeling like I wasn’t funny.
*hug!*
I’m sure many people chuckled when they read it. Others were hoping they could come up with a worthy comeback,tryin’ a bit later.
Hee…! Don’t worry, I was just being silly. I know that my particular brand of humor doesn’t always go over well.
Just so you know, I don’t do this often, so appreciate it Dragon.
*Warmly hugs*
…Ok, that’s enough. I have a calloused mystery-man image to uphold, after all.
*squints at Dragon in a monitory manner* You saw nothing… nothing at all…
Hm…? What now? I think you must be confused, I didn’t see anything.
*surreptitiously hugs back*
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Check it out!
No. Now go back to whatever mold-encrusted rock bottom you crawled out from under.
Hows this a fail? Because of how bad that camel looks?
i think its cause how bad teh triangles look
Just look at the pixels, man! And the shadows are all wrong.
Um… WTF?
I suck at drawing and i could draw a better camel than that.
DOUBLE FAIL !!!
A camel has 2 humps !
Here, it’s a beautiful squared-dromedary, not a triangled-camel
it isnta camel either a camel has 2 bumps not 1 :p
Combo Fail !!!
A Bactrian camel has two humps. A Dromedary has one. And rhombi are a girl’s best friend.
Judging by the size of the second typo its a fat Dromedary.
And no, a Dromedary is not a play about milk, thats a Drama Dairy.
Here I thought it’d be a Dairy Drama. Well damn.
Looks like we learn new things everyday
Wow, you can see the guys penis in the picture. Have a look!
first of all if you stared hard enough to find some sort of penis in a huge newspaper then congrats on the fail. And if you expect me to look for a penis on that dude, then epic fail.
Also his bow tie extends all the way into his mouth.
Its not a fail if the camel is supposed to be pregnant…. With twin triangles
Stop warping our kids mind, draw a camel like a camel, round body, four legs, round ears and a longer head, not a lizard head….sheeesh!
That is so true Even though that is not a tryangle it still lookes weierd like come on people.
at first i was like, thats a bad drawing of a camel. then i’m like oh wait thats not a triangle! i fail lol
Two triangles equals one rotated square like the one above. I took pre-geometry and geometry
Take the classes again. That only works if the triangles are 45° 90° ones and then you would still have a bisecting line.
Holy sh!t, I haven’t seen Uncle Art’s Funland in ages and ages…!
Totally Rhombus!
Speaking of penises…
I think the people who thought the image on the entrance sign was a chef also made the camel and description
Camel = cool pointy shape
Penis = person cooking your food
Let’s hope they don’t try to find the US on a map
“umm… There?” “umm no, that’s the Atlantic ocean, but close enough”
Photoshopped. You can see a hand on the camel’s ear.
Is this geomoetry book approved by the Kansas State board of education?
Like the dictionary I got “geomoetry” from… *facepalm*
Blog Fail
hey look! camel toes!
I saw that in the Sun-Sentinal!
You guys all fail at zoology, especially the poster. One humped camels are actually more common than two humped ones. I can haz knowledge? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel
If you see it from another point of view, it really is a triangle. You begin with a triangle, an isosceles one but without drawing it’s base, then you mark a spot equally away from the inexistent base as the other mark is, and draw the same isosceles triangle with 4 sides equal of the parallilogramm, thus making it a square shape.
I ejaculated in your sister’s panties.
it needs to be shown in engrish page
technically its a square with a head and legs
Shopped.
Camels have 2 back humps. Dromedarys have 1.
that was embarassing
#include
use namespace std;
int:main ():void {
int age_father;
int age_son;
count age_father;
count <age_son));
int logos = age_father/age_son;
var ageZero:int = 0;
}
Actually a triangle is a square!
Lol, thats also a camel drawing fail. How many camels have a diamond for a body
damn it i fail, sry im BESOFFEN!
Don’t worry, Mookie. I’ve got my rappeling rope and my lucky carabiners. I’ll get this comment to where it’s supposed to be.
#include
use namespace std;
int:main ():void {
int age_father;
int age_son;
count age_father;
count <age_son));
int logos = age_father/age_son;
system(”pause”);
//return 0; that piece has clearly no use at all, if you use this to set a 0 do this:
var ageZero:int = 0;
}