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Truly an epic fail… roffle.
*Laughs at Steven*
Only one-sided-fail (Steven).
Emily WIN!
Steven is owned
Soo true!!
This is great!!
i would call that an epic win, i mean how creative. XD thats so funny, i would hate to be Steven, i love that ps at the end. yah definitley WIN.
Actually, the fail is that the billboard is a hoax.
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
If it were real… Epic Win.
Since it’s fake…epic fail?
basically. well-said.
SI
EPIC FAIL!!!
I don’t care if this is real or not, it’s brilliant! LOL’d!
KWDragon, it’s time you knew the truth:
http://xkcd.com/250/
Actually, somebody doesn’t care to notice that this thread has pointed out ten times previously that the billboard is a hoax … and our buddy Mike’s a-gonna do again!
You can’t count on the masses to respect a good juxtaposition comment anymore. For the record, I smiled.
The commentary around here never, ever, gets old.
Thanks for putting that up so early; now I don’t have to search through 150 comments of “First!” to see if anyone looked into this or not.
Unless, of course, it’s a commentary on the fail of the viral marketing campaign…
hoax — a Failblog fail!
hoax — a Failblog fail!
Well, if it was real… I’d consider it an Epic Win for the wife.
Great…….. you had to Google.
So what if it’s not real? It’s not a fail, it’s the biggest morality win of all time.
Besides, I guarantee some guy named Steven saw that billboard and went, “OH SHI-” because guess what his wife’s name is?
Either that, or he’s like, “What the- why would she do that?!” because he’s never cheated on Emily.
Shhhh, let us enjoy our fail without fact!
Failblog: FAIL
Good find! Thank you for that.
Failstory Fail !
boo @ noobs who ruin ultimate fails for everyone.
Failblog Fail!
Viral Marketing for bad Court TV show FAIL.
why is this a fail?
it’s still funny to imagine, though.
Actually, FAILBLOG… FAIL!
spoons are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sporks are COOLER!!!oneone11!1oen!eleven
Yes – POSTING FAIL
Finally, a sane person up here….. LOL
Meta-fail?
Thanks for the info, KWDragon. Too easy for too many to believe whatever they see.
HOAX! http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
rather an epic pwnage
FIRST DAMMIT
Seems to me this isn’t a husband FAIL, but really a …
Soon-to-be-single-with-lots-of-alimony WIN!
This is more like a WIN!
Urban legend win.
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
spoons are cool
indeeed!
this is a fail for the husband and win for the (soon-to-be-ex) wife lawl
i don’t mind your comment but what is up with your icon… are you serious?!
Slapped in the face!
No, if he’d told her twice, this wouldn’t have happened.
Not every couple shares the same level of mutual understanding, darlin’.
Now get in the kitchen and peel me some vegetables.
Don’t tell me what to do! *slap* Oh, wait…*peels vegetables*
Hey, that’s the same way I fix my dishwasher! Percussion treatment! *slap*
true, Ye ole pimp slap would have saved much drama.
He truely did fail as a husband, gave her access to his bank account…
umm wheres the fail?
Where ISN’T the fail?
Although it is a win for her.
Yeah, I actually think this is a major WIN
Assuming it’s real, of course. Somebody up there whipped out the Snopes, so I’m not entirely sure whether this is fake or not (secretly, I hope it’s real, and I hope he ran off the road when he saw it).
Not for the wallet it’s not
Yeah, but “Nostalgic Win” kinda sucks.
It’s not on my sandwich. D= *holds up a win sandwich*
FIX IT JEBUS BOBBY!
Ask weinerbagel — he says it’s truly an epic fail… roffle.
O.o
XD Self-pwnage. The best kind.
The fail is the husband. He fails. lol
Yup
ah…but she fails for evidently not satisfying him
I’d say it’s the wife’s fail because he felt he had to go elsewhere to get what he wanted. I’m sure people would say the same if it was the woman who had
cheated. Not that it gives him the right to cheat. The whole thing is fail (and fake as noted above).
In posting it on here.
It’s an ad for a TV show.
he accidenty another woman
The fail is cuz the billboard was discovered to be a fake
Would’ve been better with his photo plastered on the sign, 5 feet tall.
Yeah, definitely. I’m wondering, though, how Steven can be sure he’s the right Steven.
I can imagine Loads of Stevens, going home to admit to their (unwitting) wives about their affairs…
I can see it now. . . every Steven with a wife named Emily will be kissing her a$$ forever, and that Emily won’t say a word. . .
If he’s been cheating on his wife, Emily, that’s how he would know.
I bet there are a lot of Stevens apologizing whose wives DIDN’T know, but do now…
Ooohhhh…no doubt. Similar thing happened to a guy at the shipyard, whose wife had posted a piece of cardboard at the main gate with ‘Jake, next time you text your girlfriend that you’re stopping by before work, make sure you don’t enter your wife’s number, and make sure your wife doesn’t have your boss’ number to ask which girl came in late with you.” Several Jakes and Jacobs were freaking out….and made it quite clear that they were also cheating.
Superb!!
Ya know, I might just do that for a laugh here at work…..
Epic win!!!
Um, yeah, I’m with you. A photo of the alleged philanderer would have been the icing on this 50 foot cake.
boobies r great
wow…
pow…
zow
Cow
mow
Qow
Dow
D’OH!
Low
Bow
Kerpow
wow…again
Glow
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!1
win
fin
Finish him.
Fin.
zim
pin
pin
how?
thats a win
Sin
sin
Sin.
..straight to the point! i love it =)
Husband FAIL … Righteously Raging Wife WIN.
Is the fail that she forgot to put an indentation before “Do I have your attention now?”?
not when you’re writing a letter.
Yes when you’re right in a freindly letter, which is implied by the comma after “Steven”.
Letter-writing pedantry win?
Yes, but major spelling fail.
writing->right in???
Wife WIN
Future Ex-wife mega win!
wonder how THAT divorce settlement panned out.
Joint bank account fail.
This is an old joke–I’ve heard it long, long before.
Mmm… Yes. I seem to recall seeing a pictograph version of this in the caves at Lascaux. In the Hall of Douchebags, I think.
I can see you looking at us over your tiny little old man glasses as you say it.
Why were you stupid enough to put your stalker-cams where he can see them?
*thinking the librarian hair pin-head shaking thing wouldn’t work so well for Mr. J*
LOL. Mr J Is funny.
Looks more like a huge win for Emily. I agree ol’ Stevey should have had his driver’s license photo blown up larger than life and put it on there too. That would have been truly epic
I agree, major win for Emily!
Or a screencap of the tryst that was “caught on tape”–even better!
PS I am an idiot and spent the money I should have just taken for myself.
something tells me she would consider it money well spent
Absolutely…nice way to avoid falling into that whole grasping wife/gold-digging stereotype while still screwing him out of the dough.
Money very well spent, and not only on herself. On every cheating-Steven and Emily couple in town.
Should have spent that money on a hitman. Or a shiv.
or the movie hitman
…and a sieve.
I had to sift through all the comments to find this gem.
We have a winnow!
Separates the gems from the chaff.
*marks the date on the colander*
or hitting a hitman
with a sieve?
Or a sleeve.
Not with Steve.
delivering sift justice?
Roffle!
This is more like ownage than fail.
The true winner here is the company that owns the billboard.
OMG!!1! she knows?! well, i’m screwed.
Enzyte!
Oh yeah?!?!?!?! You think the billboard is bad? Wait till ya see what I did to the leather interior of that new middle-life-crisis sports car you just had to have!!! Remember that episode of Mythbusters where they put a dead pig in a corvette???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
“I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…”
I thought I saw something about this being an ad for a divorce attorney.
isn’t that Mookie’s turf?
I was wrong, it’s actually promoting a show on Court TV.
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
Mookie! Cover up your turf!!
Mookie waxes her turf.
Brazilian?
how many’s in a brazillion?
it depends on how good the beautician is.
Snopes.com states it was part of a viral campaign for Court TV, in connection with a fake online blog, “ThatGirlEmily.” Identical billboards showed up in several U.S. cities simultaneously.
.
Looks like a “win” for poorly-endowed slimeball viral advertisers.
I thought it looked familiar
You should get that checked out, that virus is insidious.
or maybe even inside of us
boy oh boy steven.. u rly gotta TRY to make somebody that pissed off……. you are truly a miserable PHAIL
Nah, she’s clearly on the rag. She should just shut up and make him a sammich.
Yeah. Life is good when shutting up and sammiches go hand in hand.
Good lord, I need a little light relief from the epic failure of argumentitive prowess below. I think I’ll let Avis 2:22 stand as is. It really only serves to highlight how low the standard has fallen. One might say it’s schoolyard like in its lack of sophistication. For a second it seemed as if there was some wit behind those replies.
I could fire back something equally lowbrow but really, what’s the point? Doubly infuriating is the fact that you can’t counter something like that with anything vaguely clever. Doesn’t fly.
Oh well, back to intelligent conversation…
Gevurah, you seem to have a big vocabulary, too bad it’s accompanied by such a little dic…tionary.
I don’t think I need to repeat myself. Simply reread last post.
Ok, outta here. Too much time spent entirely unproductively. Work calls me to weightier (and more profitable) matters.
Oh, and while you’re at it, please do (thoroughly) read a good selection of threads on mabtw.com. You’ll find that the dic-tionary line is a handy last-resort plan for those girls who have no other ammunition to fire at a man. No, don’t just fire a reply back. Don’t be so rash. Trust me, just go to the site and read. Read until your head is full. You will find that I am correct.
Later.
Go ahead, run away, little man. If one woman unnerves you so much, I do hope your job is rewarding.
2:41 pm
2:45 pm
=Obedience fail.
When I get back I’ll be expecting that sammich.
Now for goodness sake, stop trying to get the last word. You should be cooking stuff or grinding stuff. Enough’s enough. Let it lie.
If I’m a self-proclaimed slacker and layabout and I reckon I’ve got better things to do then you certainly should.
Now let’s not end this on a bum note. Just go and read the material I’ve reccommended (call it your homework assignment) and we’ll discuss when I’m next on.
Fin.
I owe obedience to no man.
Is that your final word? Finished now? Happy?
Good. Then you won’t mind me telling you to git back in kitchin an make me a damn sammich!
Never gonna happen.
Ooo, can I write that down?
I bet that line works for you all the time.
You must have company every night.
Cheers!
Ownt!
Sorry Av, for a min was all “GO GIRL!” but i think u better jus get tha mayo!
Another man home alone, eh?
Seems to be an epidemic.
erm no, a woman alone actually. a lil one too!
OMG you people are horrible. LOL!
this is a vodka ad, this same billboard was in los angeles a few months ago. after a few weeks they plaster the vodka logo over it.
OMG
Hmm, plastered and Vodka, shouldn’t that happen in bars instead?
this should be a WIN
I normally poo-poo people who do this but I won’t participate in this one knowing full well it was a marketing campaign by Court TV for one of their shows that was about to air. Enjoy the banter that will come of it though.
*poo-poo*
Because there’s a f*cking H in it!
This from the man who says, ” ‘Ello!”
Sue! D’you like…bread? I’ve got a French loaf.
I’ve got legs!
*SQUEEZE*
*whacks dragonwriter with baguette and runs off with Eddie*
*poo’s in your f*cking H*
You need two Ryannons for that particular cup…
*cringes**scootches*
Izzard ftw!
Stick-up-butt WIN
Pwnt.
i dont know if this is real but a similar thing happened when a woman phoned up a local radio station in birminham in england, saying she thought her husband was cheating on her. it turned out he was cheating so she got a huge billboard ad in the centre of birmingham, which was also paid from their joint account. but i think that one also said that she had changed the locks to the house, and that she had burnt all his clothes.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/24/business/media/24billboard.html
It’s a viral marketing campaign, as pointed out by TMI Service.
People here being able to spot a blatant advertising gimmick: FAIL
Kudos to Emily!
There’s no Emily!
NEVER have a joint account.
“pass, pass, sign”
Aw man, you’re doing it wrong. You totally f’ed up my bong…
What…? He just autographed it.
Pssst, Dragon.. you can’t pass it twice before signing. You gotta *sign sign pass*
I should never have opened this joint account.
Take it easy, dude… ‘ear
He has a very long reach.
*is reaching*
Yeah, he was probably buying stuff for bimbo on the side with wifey’s money, too.
i like joints
First!
Counting FAIL.
This was an advertisement for a show on court TV…
NOT A REAL FAIL = FAILBLOG FAIL
A lot of fails on Failblog are set ups, though. Doesn’t make them less funny, in my opinion.
I have to say that this is a marketing WIN.
Brilliant.
Poorly-endowed? You picked him, honey. Way to own yourself.
Most women don’t marry based on penis-size.
*is not most women*
*is not any women*
*is some woman*
On the other hand if it was going to bother her this much…
So it’s off-limits? My goodness, but then that refutes the whole point of this billboard.
Kind of like what I was saying. Nice one!
This is so cool – I dunno if I’d like to meet this woman – or better not…
I’d like to meat this woman.
first!?!?!?!
FIRST!!!
Sounds like Steven will be having crisp bread and water for dinner
i love how the letters D I and E are capitalized in the beginning of each line
Good eye, that’s pretty funny.
I don’t know what language you normally speak however in Engligh, the first letter of a sentence is normally capitalized.
Yes, but it spells DIE. Hidden message maybe? =)
I don’t know what blue-haired species you normally exists as however among Human(g)s, the last day of a life is when they normally die.
In the 1940’s, a code utilized by POWs allowed to write letters during the war was to use the first (capitalized) letter of each sentence to spell out a message. The reader was alerted to this by the author using Roman numerals on the date in the letter to denote the year.
.
[Not such a great code, though, because it was known and used by both the German(g)s and the Engligh.]
G…that’s interegsting!
An Acrostic. For that is what it is called. Yes.
“Colorless green ideas sleep furiously”
*noms Chomsky*
“nom nom nomsenses fuzz*
*nims Chimpsky*
DrB, you better go washoe your clever hans.
Likes
Admiral’s
Development
*chomps Noam*
Hail to the Chimp.
Yes, but the letters of the sentences aren’t capitalized. Only the first letters of each line.
looks more like wife WIN to me
Viral marketing, BS detector FAIL
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
Dear Emily,
Do i have your attention now? First of all, I wouldn’t have to sleep with other women if you weren’t as frigid as an ice box. I would rather slurp rancid egg salad out of my own ass than service your fat ass anymore. I’m sick of your deadbeat brother always borrowing money from us and never paying us back from OUR JOINT ACCOUNT. Furthermore, if i have to spend one more christmas with your insane family i’m going to stab your alcoholic mother in the face. I’m seeing another woman because her right boob isn’t obviously lopsided like yours. Don’t bother telling all of your over 35 single friends with great personalities what a small”endowment” i have, because i’ve been shagging those boring skanks the entire time we’ve been married. We’ll talk again after back from my two week vacation with a wonderful woman who isn’t a total los is the sack.
eat my ass,
Steve
ROFL!
I’d hate to be Emily, but way to tell the world: “I’m not good enough to please my husband!”..even if he is a raging ass, and Emily is a raging hottie, that’s what it would sound like
Oh…and that she most likely has something passed on from easy chick on the side. Poor Emily
My thoughts exactly.
This is a FAKE! It’s a viral marketing plan for some Court TV show back in 2006.
Now that is just EPIC WIN!
I’m changing my name….
Wife win!
Please, that is a total epic win.
Ouch
Epic WIN.
Court TV and viral advertising FTW.
Let me make this perfectly clear. IF this was real (isn’t anyone paying attention to those above who know better?) then it would most certainly not be a wife win.
In the hypothetical situation arising, the wife can simply not win. Steve wins. His bit on the side wins. Steve’s sparkling future of random shaggery is hardly a fail. Dasproteus wins for above input.
Here endeth the lesson.
oooh, harshly true, d00d.
seems like wife wasnt winning, and steven had epic win with at least one other woman
had his cake and ate it too
Yeah. Cake is good. Almost as good as a sammich with extra shutting-up.
Wouldn’t it be great if the mods checked snopes themselves before approving things?
That’s what I want for Christmas.
Would that make this fail a fail?
Plus a woman wouldn’t have the werewithal to bring such an advertising monster into being.
Please see http://www.mabtw.com for details.
No, we would have done something far more damaging, to the husband. Not physically, but we would have destroyed him.
Well, women at least know how to spell “wherewithal”.
Oh, wait…is that the monster to which you were referring? The were-withal?? Does it transform during the full moon? Does it go around biting other innocent withals and infecting them with mid-eallumthropy?
wherecanthropy!! Aahh! The taming love of a good woman would cure that, but alas.
Gevurah gets no Chesed.
It’s called a typo, not a lack of knowledge. C’mon, play the game. Or get to Zepland.
Sorry…but you don’t have the wherewithal to play with me.
Forgive me, I seem to have wandered into the wrong blog. I must now retire to more amenable surroundings…where men are free to play with were-withals ’til the sun rises and commas are a precious commodity.
Goodbye, cruel Zepland!
I think the place you seek is called a “bathhouse.” Google it, whydontcha.
,?
.!
/:
(.Y.)
,.
,.?.,!
Emily, that is a WIN!
Fail for Steven.
She fails too! She could have taken half of the money that it cost to put up this billboard.
Most. Epic. Win. EVER.
At least she wasn’t a Scientologist. Then this wouldn’t be an advertisement and Steven would be sacrificed to that heathen god Xenu.
This country should have voted for Anpu and Lincoln. One’s a jackal. The other’s a dead president that could theoretically run again thanks to a hidden loophole that would allow you to run again if you successfully ran and died before the amendment took place. 4-8 years of Zeppelin are 4-8 of the best years of your miserable lives. Hail Zeppelin, involuntary rulers of Zepland. They have no choice.
Does nobody read anymore, dammit?
Employ eyes and brain before fingers, dolts!
Yeah… this is totally a win. I don’t know what’s wrong with all of you…. epic Win!
Hello, Pot?
sign, sign, pass, billboard
I made my very own reply fail. *sigh*
The above comment was meant to be elsewhere.
Bikkit please?
To the sink with both of you – and don’t let me see you before you’re clean!
Ummm… Pot is you.
No. No no no. Sorry, I’m afraid you have relapsed into another psychotic break. Identity crises of this scale can not be treated in the community setting. Back to the house of pain for you! When you learn your true kitchen accessory nature we’ll review your case. Nurse, take it away.
Leave me out of this!
Avis, you’re just feeding it, and it grows and spreads and turns the place icky. No amount of talking to it will help, and the only way it will stop is when it finally gets laid.
Just a quick note: It really annoys me when people say this. I’ve had ppl say it about me on occasion. “yeah, she just needs a good shagging” or whatever. Like getting laid is suddenly going to change your personality or change your outlook on life. It gets bundled in with the other old chestnut “It’s just her time of the month”
Its stoopid and its a pretty weak argument. And lets face it, sex ain’t all that anyway, so I doubt it’s gonna make a big change to that guys opinions never mind anyone else.
Anyone who says “sex ain’t all that” clearly isn’t doing it right.
Viral advertising detection fail for all of you.
Nybz — not reading the comments from “all of you” much?
It was in fact detected at 10:19 am, 10:23 am, 10:35 am, 11:14 am, 11:20 am, and 11:58 am.
Heh! I was right behind you, here. You win.
… I’ll turn the lights down low.
(we should switch places)
Amen.
This is one of the most epicly failed fail..epicly.
Epicly fail fail epicly
Failure FAIL! It’s fake, d00ds. See for yourselves.
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
Obvious fail is Obvious, Sgt.
that’s a win! not a fail!
At least she didn’t do this….http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/hacked-audi-p1.php
She should have put the vid online, and posted the URL!!!!!!
*heads out in search of caffeine*
Because I obviously haven’t had enough yet today.
Brothers! We win!
The infirm and weak of purpose have been crushed. Rejoice and fill your tankards with foaming coffee. One, two, three…quaff!
Dream on.
Aha! Found your coffee then? Good stuff. Well, go on then. don’t you have some bean-grinding to do first?
*drinks soda*
Don’t let me interrupt your male-bonding chest-bumping, ass-slapping and other quasi-sexual activities. Have fun with the other little boys.
What do you mean quasi? It’s totally sexual. Omni-sexual even.
When hanging with the guys? Go for it! If that’s your thing.
Where’s my sammich?
Make your own damned sandwich. I might be a cook, but I’m not your cook.
Who else here cooks sammiches? Come on, own up.
But hey, if you really must cook the thing, hold the mayo.
Apparently you have never had a grilled cheese sandwich, a pannini or… there are a lot of “cooked” sandwiches.
Doesn’t change the fact that you won’t be getting any.
Ah, but the cheesey option is simply “cheese on toast”, isn’t it? Whether a panini is technically a sandwich is a matter open for debate. The humble focaccia for example, is not a sandwich.
Aw c’mon…. how about a good, robust BLT?
With raw bacon? Go for it. But you’re still going to have to make that yourself.
Hmmm, guess I’ll have to go to cook school then.
Hold the bacon, hold the tomato, hold the lettuce … just give me Avis FTW!
Aww! Thanks Fuzz!
with an extra helping of shutting-up.
Oh, I don’t think that’s likely to happen.
*nominates Avis for the BLT of the Week*
*Eats nomination*
Too salty. Not enough shutting-up.
Sammich fail.
Neener, neener, neener!
I’ll do as I please!
It pleases you to fail?
I don’t really know, it happens so rarely. You seem to know all about it, though. How do you like it?
Gevurah (one of the most misnamed individuals that I have ever come across), for someone who is continually saying that they are leaving you sure do hang around a lot. Like a bad case of the fluid stools, whenever we believe that we are through with you there you are again.
*Shows up in 1840’s southern genteel attire*
I’m here, I say I’m here, ta defend the young lady’s hona, sir.
*Slaps Gevurah in the face with gauntlet*
How horrid. What a horrible, incestuous little group of mutual back-slappers you are. Glib, ass-felching, mealy-mouthed yes-men (or yes-girls). I am fully aware that announcing my departure will be met with a variety of celebratory comments containing some attempt at humour. Therefore I’m not going to give you the pleasure. Set yourself apart people, your safety net of e-acquaintances won’t do jack for you in the real world. Get out and realise that.
Enough. Boredom and a momentary lapse of normally sound judgement led me into last night’s exchanges. Rest assured I have regained my senses and will spend no more of my time amidst the prating of infants.
I pity the ones who seem to live their entire damn lives on here. And yes, I can see exactly how much you do.
Cheerio.
Now who’s going to be the first in line with some whining retaliatoryr comment. Step right up, I ain’t gonna be here to read it but feel free to embarrass yourselves.
tl;dr
Eh? What’s this tl;dr then?
LOL & pmsl while I’m at it!
Got fed up waiting and googled it. Guess what I found?
tl;dr = “too long; didn’t read.”
1. The inability to accept, understand or pay attention to information when not separated by a header.
2. The ability to arbitrarily read 400 small posts but not a long one.
3. A sign of ADD or lack of reading capability.
4. A very cheap response and an indication of lack of wit.
5. 90% of the time: A lie.
6. A desperate attempt at a comeback used by people who just can’t think of one.
7. Usually used by people who’ve been torn apart verbally but want one last attempt at looking witty.
8. Total failure at #7.
7. A sign that, not only is someone too lazy and stupid to read but, clearly, too lazy and stupid to even type out four words indicating such.
9. Collect every “tl,dr” post online, and you’ll have a good estimate of the number of lazy idiots on Earth, who currently have Internet access.
10. Should really be:
“Too Lazy, Don’t Read.”
or,
“…..I got nut’n!”
Remind me to never tl;dr in future!
Don’t worry flogger, I doubt this applies to you much.
tl;dr
____
Now who’s going to be the
firstnext in line with some whiningretaliatoryr comment.
(tho in comparison to you, Logger, i gets an “F”)
Jilted wife …. win?
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Publicly humiliated again!!!!!
This time I’m glad it wasn’t me.
Erm…..
http://www.IllicitEncounters.com/Affair/
Excellent!
lawl
It is obviously photoshopped. It kind of ruins the point of the failblog when things are photoshopped in. Sorry to ruin your fun. LOL!
But you ruined mine by putting fake stuff on this site.
A spoof is less funny for being a spoof? How sad!
I laughed, at first, thinking you were making a joke.
But it appears you are serious.
FAIL.
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
Fail at spotting a fake – this was an actual marketing campaign for Parco P.I. back in 2006. No Photoshop required.
We know. It’s still funny.
Sorry to break it to your “obvious” eagle eye, it’s actually not Photoshopped. It was a promo for a TV show. Real billboard, false story.
It’s a fail because of the person trying to get it on this site. It is a failed photoshop.
fail reason fail. fail fail fail
I like a more classical approach…
reason fail reason. reason reason reason
snopes fail.
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
This ain’t the only kind of Snopes fail here, johnny boy.
Lulz
bass ftw!
I have a picture of that, too! It was the first time I was in New York back in 2006.
I’d like to give Emily…THIS!
It’s too late for flowers, norm.
Not a real fail. This was a marketing campaign for a show back in 2006.
Omg…I’m SO glad someone finally mentioned this! I can rest easily now.
*Then she had a most productive three minutes…*
what show, do you know?
Apropos of absolutely nothing…
I JUST FINISHED MY GRADING!!
All of it! And the grades are logged and signed! My semester is officially OVAH!!!
*FWEEEEEEEET!!*
*pops champagne*
*throws confetti in the air*
*does the dragon-dance of joy*
*separates the Admiral from his socks*
*runs out of asterkisses and exclamation points*
YAY!! Party time?
*hugs Dragon*
Most definitely!
*loads up the party trays with drinkies and schnackies*
*sends dragon-szied flagon of mead Dragons way*
*sigh*
I’ll take that bukkit now.
No bukkit for you today! You need to help me celebrate.
*stashes the mead away for when the Admiral arrives*
*opens and drinks a beer*
Your generosity is surpassed only by your kindness.
Aw…thank you.
*HUG!*
(I found some more asterkisses and exclamation points under the couch.)
Have you got your new lesson plans done yet? Updated handouts? Classes start in just a few days. Better check that the bookstore didn’t botch up the order too.
Shoo! We don’t need to think about that kind of stuff now. *parties* I’m off as well, and heading up to Michigan in a few days! Woot!
Ooh! While you’re there, could you clobber my ex-boyfriend for me?
…No? Well, it was worth a shot.
Coyote, you obviously need to relax. Here…have some boooooze.
*parties*
I’ll take some mead, please! Congrats!
Ok, but first…
*POUNCE!!*
My bell just got rung!
Well, I missed you!
*hug*
I’ll take you to new heights of tintinnabulation tonight, but for now I’m still celebrating!!
*hands over a goblet of light, sparkling mead*
Not too heavy, not too sweet. A bit sassy and playful. I think you’ll like it.
Mmm. This is brilliant, and it has lots of character and finesse!
Hey…that’s what I like about it, too!
Congrats Dragon!!! I won’t stay long, don’t want to get between you and the Admiral
*grabs a cup of mead and runs*
Hee…I think the Admiral fell asleep in his mead. Feel free to stay as long as you like.
And THANKS!!
*toasts*
*hic*
*is toasted*
Spork: Don’t come to Michigan now, or in the next few days, it’s horrible weather here. Snow, snow, snow, and suprise….more snow!!!
Dragon: Where is your ex at, I can clobber him for you.
*joins the festivities*
*Packs a crobar and a grim demeanor for his trip to Michigan*
I want snow. We’ve had barely any so far down here, and I miss it.
Plus, I’m not the one driving. *has gone through two driver’s permits and has yet to get a third* *can sit back and relax on the drive up*
congrats. And yes, I do mean that sincerely.
Failing to do “urban myth” research before posting FAIL
Failing to read most comments before posting FAIL.
It would have been wicked funny if she put the bastard’s cheating face up on that billboard so everyone knows who he is.
it’s fake
Grammar fail. Adverb-adjective combinations like “poorly endowed” are NOT supposed to be hyphenated.
*hands nit to Dan*
Here, I think you missed this.
emily should sleep around to get back at him (like she won’t)
8=============D~~~~~~~,;((
No, that was the previous fail.
More like
8*
thats some glorified popsy
Looks like a win to me. Well, revenge win….cheater fail.
Either way, it was a put-on. I’ve seen that pic before, it was an April Fool’s joke or something.
Holy f&*king sh%t!! Dude could you give her my number? Just kidding….
270th!
mookie!? how much did this cost?!
C-C-C-COMBO STARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Told
It doesn’t really work that way. Sorry.
i respect that you tried….
*sigh* mold
Viral marketing FAIL
family fail..
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tell me about it
What kind of dummy wastes money on a single billboard when it could be put on youtube for free and seen by countless more? She probably pushed him into cheating on her.
actually its an epic win
Epic win.
Actually, this is an Advertisment WIN if you think this is real. Just google the phrases, it’s an ad for a tv-show.
Even though this is a hoax, I don’t care. It’s still funny as hell.
thats a gift
As someone pointed out earlier, this billboard is a hoax. It was actually a viral/stealth marketing effort for a TV show. See http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp. But pretty damned funny, regardless.
Husband fail but Epic wife win!
here’s the location on google maps
maps.google.ca/?ie=UTF8&ll=40.759424,-73.984482&spn=0.002466,0.004485&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=40.759501,-73.984423&panoid=5vSqvtsZdVgK3-DjCj-9kA&cbp=12,115.31654064945224,,0,-10.768288003721791
lol, I remember when this happened it’s from chicago
if when you say ‘chicago’ you mean ‘new york…between 47 and 48th on 7th’.
gullableness fail
ITS FAKE!
That was just an advertising campaign. It was pretty cool though. I see no fails, except maybe on the part of failblog.
Not really a hoax (well, yeah, kinda), but a guerilla marketing ad. Not sure what for, but I remember seeing this in an issue of Mental Floss. Guerilla art/marketing is awesome! Getting a bunch of people to believe in something to sell a product or service is deception at its best (or worst). Just think about the whole Blair Witch Project thing. Amazing example of fooling a mass amount of consumers. Priceless. It may be cruel but it is sooo hilarious.
lol thats the way to do it
Holy Crap… Wife WIN
You never loved the man because if you did you wouldn’t have retaliated with evil. Love is giving someone what they need the most when they deserve the least. So I really don’t see what you are bitching about. Men cheat on their wives because the other woman made them feel better about himself, and from the looks of things you are rotten too.
AHAHAH,lol ._.,
“p.s. I paid this billboard from OUR bank account” xDDDD
There’s an advocacy group for marriage, I believe it’s a Christian organization, that puts up these fake billboards in at attempt to remind husbands (because they’re the only ones that cheat, apparently) that they can and will be caught for their own infidelities and to stop, because marriage is so important to Jesus or some shit.
FIRST!
AWESOME, power to her. W00T, stupid men.
Epic win for emily
does this fall under the definition pwnage?
if it wasnt fake id say epic win
regardless of wether or not it is an advertisement, it makes me laugh every time! this never gets old
Well real or not, it’s pretty damn funny!
This is an ad campaign.
awesome…LOL
OWNED! this is the best ever. dear emily, you go girl! woohoo!
Somebody lock this thread down PLEASE!
Not Husband Fail but Wife WIN!
hahaha…you guys are a funny bunch
–steven
Though it’s fake, still an epic fail.
RESEARCH FAIL!
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp
Do your homework next time.
God….SUCKS 4 U STEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. y would u pay 4 a billboard 2 do that kind of thing?
wife win
FIRST!
IT’S FAKE, PEOPLE. It was a promotion for a Court TV show. And it wasn’t photoshopped.
Who lets their wife have access to the bank account? Rookie.
Ahh the skanks’s just love the drama, she proly wasent givin him da pussy so he went to get it from somone else
I’m named Steve, and I have a girlfriend named Emily…weird
Um, you don’t hyphenate adverbs. Grammar fail.
Thats a wiN!
Pure, epic failage.
oooo what now fool!
Wouldn’t this be considered a WIN?
although this is a fail for steven, this is probably the BEST thing ive ever seen on a billboard!! (:
thank you emily for bringing woman up a notch..
and let this be a lesson to men…we WILL fight back!! (: hhahaha i love this.
That’s actually marketing for a fake weblog.
ahaha! steven’s probably like, OMFG! WTH IS THAT?????? XD
That was so definitely a WIN!!
more like epic owned
OUCHH!!!!!! sorry, Steven!
Should’ve written surname as well… Che!
i’d actually say that this billboard is a win……. for the woman at least
Great for laughs, though I was thinking the picture was made on a computer…like the newspaper ones…there are websites that have you enter the name for the newspaper and pictures and all the stuff…I always wonder if I should post a bunch of absurd newspaper ads…
a total win.
that wife had every right to do that (;
photoshop
WINNER! So great! I love it!
UM SERIOUSLY GUYS? the fail here is that she paid for the billboard with their SHARED account…She used her money too so she is really the fail
wondering how many steven and emily couples were arguing within the area that night
Are you leaching off my handle?
oh, thats sad! but soooooo funny!
Maybe she’s the fail for recording it
i would have never thought of it myself and i am a devious bi**h! you go girl!
Alright!!! Who called my wife? -Steven
Best… pwning… EVAR (yes with “a”)
does that say “from our JOINT bank account”?????
if it were real, it would be the most epic of all wins for emily.
Fail should be by stephen’s name and win should be by emily’s….go emily!
Husband fail, wife win.
And I don’t care if it’s fake, this is an excellent way to go about this situation. If it ever happens to me, this is what I will do.
hahahahha poor steven! hahahahha
Not fail – total WIN – even if marketing, stll win
This is not a fail, it is a win. I think Emily is brilliant for doing that!
Ha! I saw this when I was driving in to New York a couple years ago! That’s fantastic, I couldn’t snap a picture fast enough. How do you know it’s a fake?
Man, that’s better than a chemical neutering. More expensive but more effective.
I consider this a win actually.
are you kidding?! this is a total WIN!
wife win
husband fail
She didn’t just get her husband’s attention.
this is the best/idea picture ever!
YOU.GOT.PWNED.
That is all
THIS IS A WIFE WIN LMAO
Emily Win!
sucks to be steve
did anyone notice that at the bottom it says our JOINT bank account
Lol, epic fail!!!
Not sure why this is a fail — I think it’s bloody brilliant! Marriage fail, perhaps, but retribution win in spades!
omg shes a ledgend
hmm i saw an add abou tthis where emily hints steven to buy her a wedding ring. Then the next iteration of the ad was them after marriage and guessing this is the next iteration.
ITERATION ITERTAION ITERATION
Well…..I guess that would get his attention.If that didn’t work you could always make a TV commercial saying “It’s over stupid.”
no; that is definitely win.
WIFE WIN!
Epic win on her part.
the woman that paid for this…. is amazing (theres also an ad at the bottom of my screen that says “Fix Your Marriage” wow…. epic fail!
OH MY GOD! id soo do that to my husband if he ever cheated on me…that or take a shotgun to his head?…
ohhhh i bet steven is PISSED.