Comments on: Entrance Fail http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:58:25 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Will http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-459458 Will Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:28:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-459458 Ghost Busters. Ghost Busters.

]]> By: nearfarz http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-431103 nearfarz Thu, 21 May 2009 17:22:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-431103 That's the reflection of the street in the glass door. (And of the person taking the picture - you can make out their hand above the door handle) The more you know! That’s the reflection of the street in the glass door. (And of the person taking the picture – you can make out their hand above the door handle) The more you know!

]]> By: Ryegauvin http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-413336 Ryegauvin Sun, 10 May 2009 20:40:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-413336 you pervert you pervert

]]> By: loldoxie1111 http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-402210 loldoxie1111 Sun, 03 May 2009 22:07:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-402210 a dick.................... a dick………………..

]]> By: Lolwut http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-356747 Lolwut Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:41:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-356747 Its a reflection. I can see what you mean, but it's not what you think. Its a reflection. I can see what you mean, but it’s not what you think.

]]> By: James http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-340685 James Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:08:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-340685 its a double fail if you think about the picture in another way its a double fail if you think about the picture in another way

]]> By: Jbob http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-318482 Jbob Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:17:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-318482 Nobody's noticed that the door leading to THE STREET is marked with 'entrez'? Nobody’s noticed that the door leading to THE STREET is marked with ‘entrez’?

]]> By: that nympho band chick http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-267258 that nympho band chick Sun, 01 Feb 2009 12:20:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-267258 entrez is french for "Come in" language fail. entrez is french for “Come in”

language fail.

]]> By: lindsey http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-262238 lindsey Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:03:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-262238 i can't see the chef. Explain to me how thats a chef and not a... well... you know. i can’t see the chef. Explain to me how thats a chef and not a… well… you know.

]]> By: Cathy C http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-244842 Cathy C Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:55:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-244842 GOOD ONE!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!!

]]> By: Bill http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-242427 Bill Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:58:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-242427 Hmmm store slogan "We jizz on cakes if you enter the store" A picture is worth a thousand words Hmmm store slogan “We jizz on cakes if you enter the store”

A picture is worth a thousand words

]]> By: sidd finch http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-236270 sidd finch Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:33:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-236270 guh - i walk by this damn sign every day and didn't notice that the chef looked like a dick. guh – i walk by this damn sign every day and didn’t notice that the chef looked like a dick.

]]> By: Dragonfail http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-226781 Dragonfail Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:25:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-226781 A gay chef! A gay chef!

]]> By: Dragonfail http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-226780 Dragonfail Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:25:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-226780 A chef with a skinny neck and MASSIVE shoulders!! A chef with a skinny neck and MASSIVE shoulders!!

]]> By: Old Wolf http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-225018 Old Wolf Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:31:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-225018 It's on the outside, you cretin, the stuff in the glass is a reflection It’s on the outside, you cretin, the stuff in the glass is a reflection

]]> By: Kamikaze http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-224776 Kamikaze Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:17:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-224776 WTF? thats suppose to be a chef? i never would have guessed it just looks like...well do i need to say? WTF? thats suppose to be a chef?
i never would have guessed
it just looks like…well do i need to say?

]]> By: Duo http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-224661 Duo Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:07:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-224661 All I saw was a chef to start with... now after trying to see a shuttle... well I see a bit more. It looks like... well a penis, exiting someones rear... with a bit of a discharge. All I saw was a chef to start with… now after trying to see a shuttle… well I see a bit more.

It looks like… well a penis, exiting someones rear… with a bit of a discharge.

]]> By: mala http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-224528 mala Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:30:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-224528 Um... think very dirty mindedly... and turn it upside down... >.> Um… think very dirty mindedly… and turn it upside down… >.>

]]> By: PiBo http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-223951 PiBo Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:20:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-223951 What about virgins spotting? What about virgins spotting?

]]> By: Kaylan http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-221045 Kaylan Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:14:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-221045 Well, I don't know about you guys. But I see a penis. Well, I don’t know about you guys. But I see a penis.

]]> By: Ryan http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-220681 Ryan Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:41:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-220681 Ohh, and that little thing between them is like some sort of docking plug. Ohh, and that little thing between them is like some sort of docking plug.

]]> By: Lgirl http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-220038 Lgirl Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:19:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-220038 DId anyone notice that this is acutally the EXIT, not entrance. The door leads outside. DId anyone notice that this is acutally the EXIT, not entrance. The door leads outside.

]]> By: S.U. http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-219308 S.U. Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:15:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-219308 I suppose it DOES look a bit like space docking, just not the NASA version. I suppose it DOES look a bit like space docking, just not the NASA version.

]]> By: aNdre-W http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-219288 aNdre-W Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:52:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-219288 Looks to me like someone's a load his mother should have swallowed! Looks to me like someone’s a load his mother should have swallowed!

]]> By: Gelederic http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-219276 Gelederic Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:25:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-219276 c'est mon pied et c'est ma photo c’est mon pied et c’est ma photo

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-219147 titaniumspork19 Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:45:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-219147 Sense of humor fail. Sense of humor fail.

]]> By: Johnno http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-218998 Johnno Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:37:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-218998 ROFL! funniest. comment. ever. ROFL!
funniest. comment. ever.

]]> By: Mikie Dennis http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-218878 Mikie Dennis Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:21:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-218878 It looks like a penis pushing a mushroom up an ass. It looks like a penis pushing a mushroom up an ass.

]]> By: Xmarks http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-218876 Xmarks Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:15:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-218876 Facial. Facial.

]]> By: kittyface http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-218026 kittyface Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:25:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-218026 not a virgin...but I still think it looks much more like a chef than a dick. Even if I didn't, I don't think it's a good fail. not a virgin…but I still think it looks much more like a chef than a dick. Even if I didn’t, I don’t think it’s a good fail.

]]> By: that1guy123 http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-218016 that1guy123 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:09:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-218016 Ok virgins: It's supposed to be a chef But It looks like a dick going in [or cumming on] another person Ok virgins:
It’s supposed to be a chef
But
It looks like a dick going in [or cumming on] another person

]]> By: that1guy123 http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-218015 that1guy123 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:05:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-218015 Fail? SEX NEVER FAILS Unless it's an "obvious fail" Fail?
SEX NEVER FAILS
Unless it’s an “obvious fail”

]]> By: EvilDave http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-218003 EvilDave Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:07:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-218003 It looks like a cast bronze door handle, too. Somehow that 'art' made it past several eyes, even the machine guy who put the pattern in to the autolathe to cut the image into it. I can't believe nobody spotted the 'money shot' in that image. I bet it's on all the napkins, the plates, the restaurant's sign, and various other fixtures, too. It looks like a cast bronze door handle, too.

Somehow that ‘art’ made it past several eyes, even the machine guy who put the pattern in to the autolathe to cut the image into it.

I can’t believe nobody spotted the ‘money shot’ in that image.

I bet it’s on all the napkins, the plates, the restaurant’s sign, and various other fixtures, too.

]]> By: Radar http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217942 Radar Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:28:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217942 Meat curtains. Meat curtains.

]]> By: Me http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217910 Me Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:59:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217910 the international space station is somewhere where a lot of space shuttle dock. If you describe female like international space station ... you better check your girlfriend ! the international space station is somewhere where a lot of space shuttle dock. If you describe female like international space station … you better check your girlfriend !

]]> By: Bgirl http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217891 Bgirl Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:43:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217891 Ok, am I the only one who saw the chef right away? I didn't quite realize how it was a fail, I don't really see anything else. Ok, am I the only one who saw the chef right away? I didn’t quite realize how it was a fail, I don’t really see anything else.

]]> By: Artstsym http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217820 Artstsym Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:47:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217820 Looks more like an EXIT to me. Looks more like an EXIT to me.

]]> By: cameron http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217818 cameron Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:46:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217818 upside down it looks like theres a mushroom in between the butt and the dick! err.... i mean the space ship and the uhhh... ISS? upside down it looks like theres a mushroom in between the butt and the dick! err…. i mean the space ship and the uhhh… ISS?

]]> By: FtEustisHousingMaintenance http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217801 FtEustisHousingMaintenance Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:11:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217801 Eeeyeah....I failed that test myself..... Dolhpins? Are they saving the lovers? Eeeyeah….I failed that test myself….. Dolhpins? Are they saving the lovers?

]]> By: Preston http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217640 Preston Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:22:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217640 on the second post Dana is totaly rightl, i didnt even see it untill i read that. that just confirms that my mind is completely corrupted. should i be proud? on the second post Dana is totaly rightl, i didnt even see it untill i read that. that just confirms that my mind is completely corrupted. should i be proud?

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217637 fuzz on the concept Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:14:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217637 What I'm talking is subtly different. It's hard to put into words -- and we can't help but understand words in terms of what we already know and think, while the kind of experience I'm trying to describe often comes out of NOT knowing and thinking. . Here's another acting analogy. If I imagine myself as a character on a movie screen, say a writer or a poet -- I'm a character <i> placed </i> there on the screen by the light of the movie projector. And in the storyline of that movie, my character finding just the right word for my poem would be a moment of joy, it might even be the dramatic "climax" of my life as that writer character. . But the kind of contemplative experience I'm talking about, though, would instead be more like my character <i> ceasing to act, </i> no longer identifying with his script, and stilling his thoughts -- in order to "just be." And in doing that, in this kind of "just being," he finds connection with his ground; he lets go of his "character" and selflessly touches his core. He realizes his fundamental nature. He sees the original and really, really simple truth. He touches the "obvious" -- <i> he's made of light. </i> He's an <i> expression </i> of the light, the light that puts him there on the screen. He's made of that light, that light which puts everything on the screen. That light indeed IS everything on that screen) . And now he knows that that moment of joy he had experienced when he was "given" just the right word was also always already something held and created by that light. His realization does not "destroy" his world, but it does "light it up" in an altogether different order of sublimity and joy. . Analogies of course always limp. But what I'm talking about is an experience more "sober" than any other, an experience I've glimpsed several times in my life. My own "character's" life has been heartbreakingly difficult, but those vividly humbling moments of "ecstatic sobriety" keep me here. What I’m talking is subtly different. It’s hard to put into words — and we can’t help but understand words in terms of what we already know and think, while the kind of experience I’m trying to describe often comes out of NOT knowing and thinking.
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Here’s another acting analogy. If I imagine myself as a character on a movie screen, say a writer or a poet — I’m a character placed there on the screen by the light of the movie projector. And in the storyline of that movie, my character finding just the right word for my poem would be a moment of joy, it might even be the dramatic “climax” of my life as that writer character.
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But the kind of contemplative experience I’m talking about, though, would instead be more like my character ceasing to act, no longer identifying with his script, and stilling his thoughts — in order to “just be.” And in doing that, in this kind of “just being,” he finds connection with his ground; he lets go of his “character” and selflessly touches his core. He realizes his fundamental nature. He sees the original and really, really simple truth. He touches the “obvious” — he’s made of light. He’s an expression of the light, the light that puts him there on the screen. He’s made of that light, that light which puts everything on the screen. That light indeed IS everything on that screen)
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And now he knows that that moment of joy he had experienced when he was “given” just the right word was also always already something held and created by that light. His realization does not “destroy” his world, but it does “light it up” in an altogether different order of sublimity and joy.
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Analogies of course always limp. But what I’m talking about is an experience more “sober” than any other, an experience I’ve glimpsed several times in my life. My own “character’s” life has been heartbreakingly difficult, but those vividly humbling moments of “ecstatic sobriety” keep me here.

]]> By: kittyface http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217616 kittyface Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:55:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217616 I don't get why this is a fail. The first time I saw it, I saw a chef...and that is still all I see. The background is a reflection, so it was taken outside. It's only an entrance sign with a chef on it hanging outside of some sort of establishment. I think this is a failblog fail. I don’t get why this is a fail. The first time I saw it, I saw a chef…and that is still all I see. The background is a reflection, so it was taken outside.

It’s only an entrance sign with a chef on it hanging outside of some sort of establishment.

I think this is a failblog fail.

]]> By: Josh http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217602 Josh Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:44:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217602 I don't really get why this is a fail. It says "Enter" in French, so no misspellings and it's very clearly a picture (albeit an abstract one) of a chef. I'm a little disappointed here. I've sent in waaaay fail-ier stuff than this and none of mine have ever made it to the blog. I don’t really get why this is a fail. It says “Enter” in French, so no misspellings and it’s very clearly a picture (albeit an abstract one) of a chef. I’m a little disappointed here. I’ve sent in waaaay fail-ier stuff than this and none of mine have ever made it to the blog.

]]> By: Dalkorian http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217593 Dalkorian Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:31:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217593 Damn, I still can't see it. I think this broke my brain, all I see is porn. Damn, I still can’t see it. I think this broke my brain, all I see is porn.

]]> By: Cloral http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217589 Cloral Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:20:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217589 You cook penis chef for dinner. You cook penis chef for dinner.

]]> By: Nonymous http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217571 Nonymous Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:59:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217571 Chefs go in from behind. Chefs go in from behind.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217567 Dragonwriter Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217567 And yet...I remember your reaction when you finally found that <i>perfect</i> word...that most fitting phrase that exemplified the intent and meaning of your translation just so... Sublime. Glorious. Joy. I understand what you are saying (I think), and I find it fascinating...but I do not think I agree. Which is why discussions like these are so much fun. :grin: And yet…I remember your reaction when you finally found that perfect word…that most fitting phrase that exemplified the intent and meaning of your translation just so…

Sublime. Glorious. Joy.

I understand what you are saying (I think), and I find it fascinating…but I do not think I agree.

Which is why discussions like these are so much fun. :grin:

]]> By: Nonymous http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217562 Nonymous Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:51:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217562 Looks like a finger ringing a doorbell to me. :| Looks like a finger ringing a doorbell to me. :|

]]> By: Cloral http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217375 Cloral Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:36:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217375 Hey, it's Captain Obvious in disguise! Hey, it’s Captain Obvious in disguise!

]]> By: Cloral http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/#comment-217374 Cloral Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:35:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=10323#comment-217374 First loser. I guess that counts for something, right? Right? Ah, never mind. First loser. I guess that counts for something, right? Right? Ah, never mind.

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