Comments on: Hanukkah Fail

By: giantmidget

giantmidget — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:57:38 +0000

0.0 Wow. Ther’s so much irony here it hurts.

By: Erotikxx

Erotikxx — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:05:07 +0000

I’ve seen one with Osama’s face on it =D

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:26:41 +0000

santa is secetly jewish…he only ate kosher cookies for me…

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:33:24 +0000

You missppelled “blintz”, “am” and seemingly impossible, “I”. You also did not puncuate ANYTHING. PUNCTUATE, PEOPLE!

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:29:31 +0000

somethingth. I am Jewish Christian so i lol’d and rofl’d at the same time, and nearly died of a fail attack.

By: Fails lol

Fails lol — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:49:01 +0000

351st! FTW

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:17:36 +0000

350TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

By: Me

Me — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:07:40 +0000

You misspelled “antidisestablishmentarianism”

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:38:20 +0000

Thats not a FAIL, thats cool!!!

By: shmeh

shmeh — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:48:28 +0000

OMG!!! I’M FIRST!!!

By: tangerinerailcar

tangerinerailcar — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:27:42 +0000

Did anyone notice that this driedel was made by accoutrements…which is a joke/ novelty company? It is meant to be ironic! Thus, it shouldn’t really count as a fail.

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:19:19 +0000

haha nope, still fail!!

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:16:55 +0000

i definitely agree, i don’t even bother to read half of them, cuz none of its about the post!

By: Typhin

Typhin — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:39:12 +0000

No, it’ll be a trendy cafe rape. (An even more obscure reference, to Detroit Metal City.)

By: Sad Zimbabwean

Sad Zimbabwean — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:05:08 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_for_Jesus

By: vincent

vincent — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 03:32:33 +0000

thats no fail dumbass

By: Firefly

Firefly — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:13:11 +0000

last

By: Bum man

Bum man — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:26:47 +0000

So…that Dreidel is supposed to have Santa on it. It’s incompatible with the Jewish religion, and that’s the joke. It’s from Archie McPhee, people!

By: bluquar

bluquar — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:52:38 +0000

TWO HUNDRED FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

201st yay

By: nerv77

nerv77 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:57:24 +0000

i wanna be named spaghetti.

By: rath

rath — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:34:17 +0000

you got an any key you lucky bastard. I’m using my room mate’s mac. To get that POS to work I have to hit it with a two by four and shout threats at it just like the little kid in china who made it.

By: raks

raks — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:45:47 +0000

you are a BRAIN FAIL. Does Darwin know that you slithered by?

By: jackie

jackie — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:45:09 +0000

Someone’s prolly already pointed this out, but Accoutrements, the company that makes this Santa Dreidel, specialize in gag and ironic gifts. So, I think this is a purposeful fail. which means its not really a fail at all. just fyi.

By: lilah

lilah — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:38:39 +0000

Dude, Santa is a symbol of Christmas. St. Nicholas? Christmas is a Christian holiday.

By: Ed

Ed — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:16:07 +0000

You all do know Accoutrements -the manufacturer of the Santa Dreidel shown here – is an importer of gag gifts, right?

By: sjhdhlkjghruelgbgewgaegea

sjhdhlkjghruelgbgewgaegea — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 05:12:28 +0000

system.out.println(“i c wat u did there”);

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:09:52 +0000

I got one for my friend who celebrates Christmas, but loves Jews. It’s like it was made just for her!

By: Marika

Marika — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 10:16:30 +0000

Ans you know what to do with a dreidel?

By: Toe

Toe — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:30:42 +0000

Those are a joke, we have them at work.

By: Matthew Avitabile

Matthew Avitabile — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:16:57 +0000

graciously borrowed at
http://jumpinginpools.blogspot.com/2008/12/santa-dreidel.html

By: someone

someone — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:38:02 +0000

This really shouldn’t be a fail, its a joke gift that was made this way intentionally. you can buy one at http://www.mcphee.com they also have yodeling pickles and bacon flavored gum. Whoever decided this was a fail is a moron.

By: bonnie

bonnie — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:06:46 +0000

this is not really a fail — the Dreidel is made by a company called Accoutrements (you can see their logo in the upper right hand corner on the package). They make joke toys that are ironic on purpose.

By: joel

joel — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:24:51 +0000

HOW IS THAT FAIL?

By: joel

joel — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:24:15 +0000

you misspelled “antidisastablishmentarianism”

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:28:00 +0000

So! It’s you sending the cretins over… May the burrowing lice of a thousand camels infest your pubis and you never have a nail to scratch… :¬>

In retrospect, I’d have preferred to get the commas places correctly…

By: CountXero

CountXero — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:07:13 +0000

oh come now… all of the others are legit, you guys missed one, it happens to everybody… I mean, I know the company that made this does nothing but novelty gifts, but seriously now…

By: Rita

Rita — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:44:30 +0000

Maybe for Messianic Jews? More likely for goyim who want to get their Jewish friend a gift and, in pathetic, ludicrous ignorance think that THIS dreidle is a good idea.

By: Rita

Rita — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:42:05 +0000

Fail #1: Santa wasn’t even invented by Coca Cola. He was around long before under various names and in various forms. Our modern version of Santa was designed by Thomas Nast in the late 1800s, PRIOR to the invention of Coca-Cola.

Fail #2: Dreidles always use the same four Hebrew characters. The characters are an abbreviation for “A great miracle happened there”, referring to the Channuka story. Any other symbol or picture–particularly Christian symbols–are straight out.

Fail #3: I don’t know what kind of super-orthodox Puritan church you attend, but in the rest of America Santa Claus is SYNONYMOUS with Christmas.

Check your facts next time, bababab.

By: Preston

Preston — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:25:11 +0000

thats a slap to the face. not to me though.

By: -me

-me — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:21:56 +0000

Sorry to be so technical, but the red suit with white trim was invented for the Coca-Cola company. The Santa character was imported from paganism into Christianity many years earlier. See also Google….

By: KSA1970

KSA1970 — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:06:49 +0000

I am no Maryland, either.

By: Apostrophe Catastrophes

Apostrophe Catastrophes — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:34:18 +0000

My Jewish grandmother insisted that we celebrate Christmas. We had stockings and everything. After she died, we started doing the Chinese food and a movie thing.

By: Fbyrd

Fbyrd — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:06:54 +0000

Uh-h, I actually gave Wal-Mart a resume’ for my Greeter job. Did I do it wrong??

By: HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:27:53 +0000

im so horny does anybody want to do me?
please???????

By: Lol you all xD

Lol you all xD — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:04:08 +0000

Wrong!
She builds a castle with them! =O

By: slumlord

slumlord — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:01:46 +0000

Silly Santa… Dreidels are for JEWS!

By: Mandrake

Mandrake — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:56:07 +0000

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

By: Mullanaphy!

Mullanaphy! — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:29:16 +0000

I did, but only on my first resume.

By: trucka

trucka — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:56:01 +0000

no no, this is done on purpose. its from a novelty toy store based in seattle called Archie McPhee. my brother-in-law actually works for them and makes some of the toys, though not this one. check it out

http://www.mcphee.com

By: N/A

N/A — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:45:11 +0000

ROFL