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  1. tidesson says:

    Second :) )

  2. random guy says:

    Third!!☺☺

  3. fluffy the fish says:

    It’s for Jewish kids who…. uhhh.. I can’t imagine who it’s for.

  4. Maximilian says:

    Fourth?

  5. Mookie says:

    The economic crisis has apparently affected even Santa, who’s had to take on an additional line of work.

  6. Mookie says:

    That’s not Santa, it’s his cousin, Moishe Kringle.

  7. blackiechan says:

    seventh!! yaay

  8. Tom says:

    Where’s the fail? Who says it’s for Hanukkah? Maybe it’s a normal Christmas gift. Americans are so gay! Support PETA. FIRST

  9. Tom says:

    There’s no fail. It’s a christmas gift, nothing to do with Hanukkah. Americans are gay. support PETA. FIRST

  10. DrB says:

    *Santa curses that drunken bet in Tel Aviv…*

  11. isis242 says:

    more like failblog fail. that’s from accoutrements, archie mcphee’s novelty gift line…… they also make yodeling pickles.

  12. moheb says:

    whats the fail?

  13. Tom says:

    Ah, now i get it: Archie McPhee is a jew!

  14. Phaet says:

    Ok I need someone to explain that to me. I don’t get it. I have no idea what a dreidel is. And that thing doesn’t look like anything I’ve seen before.

  15. Tom says:

    over here everyone is catholic and they got the same spinning tools

  16. Pesty says:

    Due to the current economic crisis Santa has staged a hostile takeover of Hanukkah and Hanukkah Harry has been laid off.

  17. fuzz on the concept says:

    Rastafari Santa has dreidel lox

    • sygvox says:

      magician santa says candelabra-cadabra

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        Kabbalah Santa animates golem-cadaver

        • lunchbox307 says:

          Buddha Santa ponders existential Karbalah.

          • sygvox says:

            hmm, what exactly would Buddha Santa look like?

            • Cookie says:

              He wouldn’t have as much hair.

              • Sammy says:

                But his belly is still like a bowl full of jelly.

                • Ryannon says:

                  *rubs Buddha Santa’s belly for good presents*

                  • TMI Service says:

                    He would probably look like Pu Tai (布袋, also transliterated, “Budai,” or, from Japanese, “Hotei”). Pu Tai is the famous “Laughing Buddha,” the fat jolly figure you often see in East Asianlocales. He is not the Buddha, Shakyamuni. Rather, he was apparently a Chinese Zen monk whom everyoneloved and later got associated with folklore motifs of the God of Good Fortune and Maitreya, the Buddha of the Future.
                    .
                    Like Santa, though, Pu Tai is often depicted carrying a sack of precious things — food, candy for children, or, in reverse motif, a collection of the woes of the world. His belly, too, is considered by some a repository of good things, and that’s why folks often rub it to glean positive vibes and good luck.
                    .
                    I’ve yet to see his image on a dreidel.

                    • fuzz on the concept says:

                      Cool typo, TMI … “everyoneloved” …
                      .
                      ♪ One love! one heart!
                      Lets get together and feel all right. ♪
                      .
                      happy rasta budda santa dreidel holidays everyoneloved

                  • Cookie says:

                    Buddha Santa does not bring presents, he brings good kharma.

  18. John Ferguson says:

    Santa Win – he’s takin over everywhere!

  19. Eric-San says:

    Now what I’d like to know is how the package is in midair -.-

  20. Petruza says:

    Sorry for my fail in knowledge, but what’s a “dreidel” ?

  21. Petruza says:

    Ok now I know what a dreidel is. I knew it with another name and dind’t know it was a symbol of judaism.

  22. Aidan Potadan says:

    No no no! This was made my accutrements. They make novelty joke- gag things. this isn’t a fail at all.

  23. Ant says:

    Infinitive!

  24. Mark says:

    First!!!

    ^^^FirstFAIL

  25. Ryannon says:

    Here’s a little dreidel
    That’s small and made of clay
    But i’m not gonna play with it
    ‘Cos dreidel’s f*ckin’ gay.

  26. Strawhenge says:

    Um, that product is from Accoutrements, who specialize in tongue-and-cheek novelty toys. This is most definitely not a fail, I assure you.

  27. Grumpy Curmudgeon says:

    As far as I’m concerned, if pagans want to reach out to Jews, and Jews are happy to embrace pagan symbols, well, good for both of them.

    Christianity? It’s Santa! What’s that got to do with Christianity?

  28. CountXero says:

    I think the FAIL here is missing the joke… the funny thing is that there is a Santa on a dreidle, not that some dope screwed up the idea… come on now!

  29. Dalkorian says:

    I didn’t notice anyone posting this yet (SHAME ON YOU ALL!), so here we go …

    Kyle: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

    Stan: I’ll try to make it spin
    It fell, i’ll try again.

    Cartman: Jews, play stupid games..
    Jews, that’s why they’re lame.

    Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
    You’ll know, our people always win!

    Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
    You’re so hot, on that show..

  30. ghgfggffhghgftrwed says:

    yah,jews are laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa awsome! :$

  31. ghgfggffhghgftrwed says:

    i am not racist, or related to hitler. jews are awsome and so is apple pie

  32. Luke says:

    ummm i know lots of jews who reference a Santa figure. Santa is secular, not Christian.

  33. My left foot says:

    What comes next? A Jesus Manorah?

  34. HappyGestapo says:

    You spin me right round baby right round…

  35. Justin says:

    Chrismakkuah Win!

  36. Tarquinius says:

    Understanding blatant Irony Fail

    Its a gag gift.

  37. LightDisciple says:

    This is for the half Jewish, half Christian kids. Duh.

  38. miche says:

    dude, this was made by a company that makes fun of stuff. I’m pretty sure they knew what they were making :) I like their squirrel underpants….. i hate seeing naked squirrels on my lawn too!

  39. B. says:

    … I dont get it. Is this funny for the same reason that my kosher Honey Ham company failed? ^_^

    HAHAHAHHAAHA FAIL.

  40. Joe says:

    This is meant to be a joke. It’s a gag gift on the Archie McPhee site.

    Not a fail if it’s intentional.

  41. awsomepie says:

    if this is a joke than im from Etheopia.

  42. adsafhgljf says:

    This is made as a joke and a novelty item by that company. Seriously. My local comic book shop has a ton.

  43. buba says:

    is it a sextoy? buba does not understand the picture :x

  44. izanna says:

    O!
    So… Happy Chanukkah! :-)

  45. tompccs says:

    Santa Clause in modern terms is about as Christian as it is Jewish. So where’s the problem?

  46. Roxon says:

    What the heck is that thing anyways?

  47. Eric-San says:

    300th

  48. Dave says:

    So oxymoronic

  49. HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    im so horny does anybody want to do me?
    please???????

  50. My Jewish grandmother insisted that we celebrate Christmas. We had stockings and everything. After she died, we started doing the Chinese food and a movie thing.

  51. Preston says:

    thats a slap to the face. not to me though.

  52. joel says:

    HOW IS THAT FAIL?

  53. bonnie says:

    this is not really a fail — the Dreidel is made by a company called Accoutrements (you can see their logo in the upper right hand corner on the package). They make joke toys that are ironic on purpose.

  54. Toe says:

    Those are a joke, we have them at work.

  55. Kim says:

    I got one for my friend who celebrates Christmas, but loves Jews. It’s like it was made just for her!

  56. Ed says:

    You all do know Accoutrements -the manufacturer of the Santa Dreidel shown here – is an importer of gag gifts, right?

  57. jackie says:

    Someone’s prolly already pointed this out, but Accoutrements, the company that makes this Santa Dreidel, specialize in gag and ironic gifts. So, I think this is a purposeful fail. which means its not really a fail at all. just fyi.

  58. bluquar says:

    TWO HUNDRED FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

    201st yay

  59. Bum man says:

    So…that Dreidel is supposed to have Santa on it. It’s incompatible with the Jewish religion, and that’s the joke. It’s from Archie McPhee, people!

  60. vincent says:

    thats no fail dumbass

  61. tangerinerailcar says:

    Did anyone notice that this driedel was made by accoutrements…which is a joke/ novelty company? It is meant to be ironic! Thus, it shouldn’t really count as a fail.

  62. shmeh says:

    OMG!!! I’M FIRST!!!

  63. Sarah says:

    Thats not a FAIL, thats cool!!!

  64. Erotikxx says:

    I’ve seen one with Osama’s face on it =D


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