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Probably not first.
Maybe I am?
I do not like green eggs and ham
Brilliant DrBeuss.
I do not like them with a beer,
I do not like them on a deer.
thats one smirky pose the anchor is doing.
It’s not a pose, he has a wedgie. His tighties aren’t so whitey now.
I think he’s trying to do “sexy, pouty” lips.
…Trying, I say.
That’s the Northern VA/ DC/ MD local anchor! I really like watching him. He’s very laid back in his reporting. Funny to see a familiar face!
He’s my favorite news anchor too, Jim Vance!
EH, not really; he’s in the middle of forming a vowel.
Could you, would you, with a dog?
I could not, would not, without a flog.
*switches to shiraz*
They could not, would not, fail without this blog
(I thought “F’log” would’ve been too blatent)
I was just changed it so the newcomers could understand what you ment
!dooG ?taht toG
I thought you meant you had to be beaten to with a dog. Which I thought was fair enough as I wouldn’t willingly with a dog.
It’s only wrong the the Pooch hurts in a bad way
ooo that was the shiraz talking
but have no worry, do not fear,
for we all have christmas cheer
YAY, I’m gay!
i dont care just stay away from childeren
nope
This station is here in DC…NBC4. They have the WORST editing on the web on their site. I don’t care for that newscaster either. HE should be the FAIL in the picture!
Horse killed gazelle?
I think it was a sheep that dressed up as a gazelle.
It’s a deer.
Next you’ll be telling me it hasn’t got a sheep inside.
Next you’ll be telling me the sheep’s not got a New Zealander inside.
(oh, and, yes…Kiws are fair Game)
*Kiwis
*Kwis
*Kiss
Aw, thanks!
’tis the season.
*puts some more apples in avatar, wonders who stole the previous ones*
Can I haz mashed apples?
‘fraid not, what would I wear then?
You can keep the skin
Ooh! Mistletoe!
*smooch*
*happyhappyhappyhappyhappy…!*
Banannas?
Erica, you know I love you, but I gotta come clean. I’m not really a
man. I’m a woman. Well, actually, I’m not really a woman.
I’m a horse. Actually, I’m not really a horse. I’m a broom.
Now Broom, you must now sweep for me
The dust it fills my room
Better dust than moomin feces.
True. We should get them moomins to behave.
Their behavior is fine. It’s their aim that needs to improve.
It’s the chair in the toilet tray that needs re-upholstering.
*refurbishes the Halfway Inn*
That’ll be 25 bucks an hour now
With coupon for a free dinner at the Nasty Restaurant, too.
Family Guy referance win!
(ewe gross, a sheep with a New Zealander inside her)
yeah, I ram seriously disturbed by that
My best friend’s a Kiwi (true), and he’s pretty happy with that.
Does he like to rock the party?
As long as it’s at the Casbah.
Jemaine likes to rock the party.
New Zealand has 45 million sheep. The sheep outnumber the country’s human population by more than 11 to one. New Zealand is also the country where Peter Jackson filmed The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Whether there is a direct causal relationship between the human-to-sheep ratio and an abundance of hobbits is disputed.
HOW could they dispute that? Sheep don’t wear shoes & Hobbits don’t wear shoes! There’s your direct correlation right there! PLUS! Sheep and Hobbits are short, will follow a leader and both Breath AIR!
fuzz/TMI! I don’t read every thread, but I haven’t seen you post in ages!
Welcome back.
PS – I suspect a relationship between the people inside the sheep and the hobbits, but it’s only conjectural.
Ewe hasn’t seen mutton yet.
Wool you go as far as it takes?
I lamb ready to take on anything!
Coming to this blog every day is shear bliss for me!
Fuzz, welcome back! We haven’t seen ewe on here in a while!
FUZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the hell are you?!?!?!!? so so so good to see you!
Only one Ace ventura: Pet Detective
This is clearly Rudolf from that ol’ song.
Sober today, hence no red nose.
No, it was cross hares.
Yes, the were hopping mad!
Third.
3.1
3.1.1
3.14159
3.2
3.3beta
3.3.
.303
(oops, this belongs in Lou’s thread)
OMG, Bambi killed the horse and the SWAT team has snipers trying to kill him.
The drama!
Look at that cold, calculating stare. I bet we haven’t seen everything yet. There may even be hostages.
There are only two rabbits as hostages, but I hear they are making more so this could end with plenty of them.
Shhh! Be vewy vewy qwiet! We’re makin wabbits! Ha-ha-ha-ha
Hobbits?
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
They stole our precious!
Oh! Cruel hobbit! It does not care if we be hungry. It does not care if we should die! Not like Master. Master cares. Master knows. Yes, precious…
Pot-ta-toes! Mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew!
-click my name for epicness-
…pure greatness
Omg Retaba, 5 Stars.
I prefer this (click name)
Haha, that is great! xD
Mmmm I wonder if I can convince ErickB to don a blonde wig and pointy ears. Orlando Bloom never looked so good.
(ErickB in wigs wont nest below this comment)
Dang.
I love that song! XD Such a catchy beat. It’s on my iPod.
Potatoes FTW!
We loves the precious, yes we’s does.
DUCK SEASON!
RABBIT SEASON!
‘TIS THE SEASON.
Season of Change?
Winter of your Discontent?
Winter Wonderland?
Alice in Wonderland?
Alice in Chains?
No no, handcuffs!
Markov Chain! It always comes back around to ME! Bwah hah hah hah!!!
You are a sad, strange little man.
Are we chained to a loop?
DUCK SEASON!
WABBIT SEASON!
Platypus Season!
Mrs McCormick’s Season-all
I felt the coldness of my Winter…
Seasoning Salt.
-raises an eyebrow- I wish you the best of luck on your hormone treatment!
I said, Its gettin hot in here, So take off all your clothes.
Uhm, you may not of noticed the huge engulfing darkness around me…
I already did that days ago!
my bad.
No problem! Only I can notice all… -stares-
Oh! I love a good contest.
*stares back*
I’ll win this, you know… -stares-
*Stares*
*eyes start to water*
-licks his lips-
-stares harder-
*blinks*
You win.
-smack on the bum- Good game ol’ chap!
Yeah, next time try not to throw sand in my eyes.
-coughs- So… you saw that, huh?
first fail
Nope, this site’s been around for a while. There have been several hundred at least before this one.
Wow. Has no one EVER seen a deer before? Maybe it’s PhotoShopped…
There are deers?
The glasses make him look different.
D’oh! A deer, a female deer.
… though the one in the pic looks like a young buck what’s soon to be
inside of a hearse.
I heard of shooting from the hip. Who shoots at the hip?
Bunch of phony hipsters, that’s who.
♪ hippo birdie deer ewe ♪
Oh, you missed it! We had a full thread of that song many fails back. it was awesome. And it started out with the exact same D’oh.
Why is the reporter whistling at the camera?
He’s chewing.
-Mmmmph, *smack*, funny, it tastes just like chicken! No wait, I mean like human babies!
Look at that … horse. The bushy tail, the big teeth, the hooves.
That’s a big horse.
What? That’s not a horse. You must be blind..
Everybody can see it’s a pony.
you do mean phony,right?
Right.
That was a bit hoarse.
I’m sorry, my deer..
Of course, of course, but who ever heard of a talking hoarse?
That’s no horse, it’s a zebra!
LIES! It’s all a pack of LIES!
Can LIES be hunted this season? They seem to have multiplied this year!
I’ll be hunting PIES this season
Cherry, Apple or Hair?
You left out mud? Why?
Because it’s too obvious that it will be the first thing we’ll hunt for.
“Not I” said the mouse.
Mhmm…I likes pies.
That’s a horse of a different color.
Horse can never change it’s spots.
But would a horse by any other name still taste as sweet?
“Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don’t mean we gotta let them brand us like horses. Maybe we ain’t nothin’ but whores, but we, by God, we ain’t horses.” — Strawberry Alice in Unforgiven
thats one delicious horse.
they’ve been playing too much deerhunter =P
i cant see it, eset said there is a trojan in the link. start scanning peeps
Eset can talk?!? My God, we ARE living in the future!
… unless of course the talking hoarse is the famous Mr. Eset.
I don’t know if I wilburleive you.
The peanut butter was a lie.
That’s news 4 in DC. Of course they don’t know what a horse is.
Especially on that channel. Pat Collins = FAIL
they should; they have mounted police.
They have mounted police? Boy, when they say they love a man in uniform, they ain’t kidding…
They are just used to seeing the horse from the other end…
He got confused because the deer was hung like a horse. You don’t want to know what’s being mounted on his wall.
Actually, we do want to know!
It’s quite the opposite of what is hanging on the other side of the wall.. Isn’t that how its done?
You only need to do that when they’re still alive. With any luck, when the heads mounted on the wall start talking to each other, they’ll scare off those meddling kids and their dog.
Hey!
Join this club: iwenttoofaragain.com
I’m in a 12-step program for it, I promise.
Oh. I am still in step 3. Any advice? Your professional opinion please.
Self-tasering. I think Mookie’s got the hookups.
I think she’s just fine.
*Gives Mookie a glass of water just in case*
lol this is definately news 4 in DC, were all tards here.
There’s a tear in my beer ’cause I’m cryin’ for you ,deer.
Oh well, I’ll go and ring the bell to signify it has gone to hell!
If that’s a horse, then I’m an eagle
Lies, failblog is full of vultures!
Vulture? Who you callin a vulture?!
Mostly me… and anyone else who wants to acknowledge it
yes, i will acknowledge that indeed, you are a vulture.
Oh, so that’s where those eyes come from!
I would rather think of myself as an eagle or at worse a hawk, vultures are just ugly
But it fits so well, we feast on the corpses of fail to ingest the great humor!
Its the end result of the digestive process that keeps me coming back here for more
Quite addictive, I must admit…
love handles?
Turkey necks?
bingo wings?
Buffalo Wings?
Wings for Marie?
Your name is Tool? huh
I thought it was Blue2thFairy
I have many names.
But only one face!
True that brother.
or sister …?
RUDOLF IS A HORSE
err…. he’s a reindeer
No he’s not, he’s an Italian actor, sex symbol, and early pop icon.
What game are you playing at?
Are we not talking about Rudolph Valentino?
Valentino? Ha you can’t fool me.. Rudolph is a CHRISTMAS
rein- um, horse.
FRODO IS A NEW ZEALANDER
The shire is near Auckland.
He is in my scope at the moment bwahahahaha
Hey horse, did you see the size of that chicken?!
reference WIN
I am reminded of a certain Home Shopping video…
The story behind this is that some idiot hunter killed a horse, thinking it was a deer. That should clear some things up.
Thanks for that, are you listed first in the phone book?
I bet he would get a lot of prank calls.
…a lot of crank pulls.
…and maybe bank polls?
Did you just say “fat rolls”….that’s just mean!
Sorry sir, you didn’t pay the hat toll, you’ll have to remove it.
It’s 11:11, make a wish!
err…timestamp is 6:46…it’s 9:00 my time…so uh…where TF are you?
It is 10:00 here…
He must have wished it to be 11:11…
uh… looking at the screenshot which says “11:11″
In German, is that elf und elf action?
aus Köln
It’s 7:10, make a wish! *rolls eyes*
It’s 7:11, where’s my slushy damit!
In the next minute, you can get a big gulp!
Way ahead of you.
I guess “way” is subjective?
by “way” I mean “by about 20 seconds or so”
Well you did beat me… here is your gold star!
-pins to your forehead-
Ouch!
It’s 9:19…..both WAYS!
10:20! half of the latter!
9:21 = 30!
9:27 Will be the greatest time! So many 3’s …
workin 9:25
This time IS the greatest.
But it is gone now…-tear-
But now we have 9:36 to look forword too!
10:30!
Yeay!!!!!! wait….do you see anyone else in hear?
Psst, look below you!
Not to mention 4:20. Ear.
(hope this doesn’t double post. But, if it does, we’ll get twice as high! Wheee!)
Oh Mookie, thank god your heeeer!
Now we can feeeaaar?
dont fear the reaper!
10:36!
Got to love stock MGN Online graphics!
Actually, that graphic makes sense. This happened here in the DC ‘burbs. A hunter shot a horse because he thought it was a deer. So it is more a “deer fail” than an “horse fail”.
This is from my local news (I’m in Maryland yet I get DC channels, go figure). But actually the story is a Deer Hunter mistakenly shot a Horse on private property. So its not a news fail, but a hunter fail.
I’m from Maryland too. I saw this and just laughed. Oh, Jim Vance. If only you knew what picture was over your shoulder.
He is still one cool guy.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT POOR HORSE
A story for origin for a Japanese word for “idiot” (baka) involves a person that can’t tell the difference between a horse and a deer. I was told the story was Chinese in origin, I don’t know what their word is.
Sounds about right…we’ve had an informercial guy misidentifying a picture of a moth as a horse, a children’s book about a horse that had a sheep on the cover, and now this.
I don’t know what’s more of a fail, the fact that they used the wrong picture or that they made a news story about a horse being killed
horse or anything?
http://www.dorion55.com
M’okay, I’m sure this has already been said, but as a rider, one of the things we repeatedly get warned about is deer hunting season. Every year, quite a lot of livestock, incluing horses, gets shot because some one was too drunk/far away/trigger happy to realize the difference between a 1200 lb animal and a 250 lb animal, or that deer generally don’t come in chestnut, gray, or spotted varieties. I don’t ride out in the woods, even on my own or private property, during hunting season unless I’m with a huge group, we’re all wearing orange, and possibly have bells on the horses. I’ve heard too many stories about horses being shot WHILE BEING RIDDEN, and occasionally even the riders getting shot. That is the most likely reason for the deer and cross hair motif thingy – another equine victim of people who couldn’t actually go out, study a habitat, and track a deer down in the swamp to save their lives. My folk don’t think sitting around waiting for one to wander by REALLY counts as hunting. Okay, I’m done.
Jim Vance!!
Oh my unicorns, it’s 11:11. Make a mo’fo’in wish!
This is not the first horse fail
see more pwn and owned pictures
Drunk hunters are always a problem in upstate New York. Almost every year someone comes up here from the city and shoots some poor farmers cow because they think it’s a deer. I secretly suspect most drive-by’s are just hunting accidents. Oddly they always seem to shoot cows, not horses, but maybe that’s just because there are a lot more dairy farms than horse farms.
Oh no! Jim Vance! Get your animals straight, man!
That’s Bob Vance, Channel 4 News in Washington, DC! Poor Bob.
HMMMM SOmE tHinG IS WRonG?
Isn’t this the same newscaster that got the fatal giggles over the model who fell?
NomdePlume
i hit a horse the other day?
wow, i rofled when i saw this, i feel sorry for jim(also live in the dc metro area)
11:11!!:)