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buba is first!!! woess!!
buba is troll. Bad buba bad.
oh noes, buba’s not a troll
don’t say that ;_;
buba just types in 3rd person and wants to belong.
at least buba is woeful about it
i wish my name was buba..that way i could take that truck-driving rapist job i always wanted
Or you could own half of a shrimp business…
or a white rapper..
Parubba the Buba?
first
Your not first.
FAIL
Lil’ Bubba?
Usually the comments to posts on here make me gag because they’re so lame, but this whole first thread made me laugh more with each reply. g’work (colloquial for “good work”).
He can OWN half a white rapper? Wow, that’s awsome… I wanna be Buba too, now!
Buba’s new in town.
Buba doesn’t really know anyone.
Buba is not threatened by Hank’s homosexuality.
Buba got touched by Michael Jackson
I never touched nobody!
Actually I got touched by your moma
lawlz
Buba is BAD
it dun wurk no more
fire!
maybe now’s a good time to upgrade to a blu-ray…
Or just get everything digital, never seen a .wmv(or whatever) file cause 3rd degree burns.
It’s just a little bit short-circuited! It’s still good, it’s still good!
It’s just resting.
Look, matey, I know a dead VCR when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.
Mate, this VCR wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it!
Oh, you did…
It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the table it’d be pushing up the daisies!
It’s electronic processes are now ‘istory! It’s off the wire!
It’s kicked the bucket, it’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-VCR!!
The VCR, she eez taking zee dirt nap.
It sleeps with the fishes.
(sorry fluffy)
And also with Luca Brazi.
Love the new avatar…
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
Nice John Cleese reference.
You cant kill a VCR baby
No disassemble VCR, VCR is alive!
Not anymore.
VCR 5!
No disassemble VCR! VCR is alive!
Ahhhh! Zombie VCR!
*flees*
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbetamax! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbetamax!
(doesn’t have the same ring as brains, but what the heck)
LOL!
I hope they didn’t sell the fire extinguisher.
Kentucky Fried Videotape, anyone?
Crispy!
Original recipe
More like Kentucky Fried Movie.
Haha, the only part I can recall from that at the moment is “Catholic High School Girls in Trouble”
Same here. That and the Kung-Fu movie parody.
I only remember the ’show him your nuts’ bit.
I thought that sketch was in “Amazon Women from the Moon”
beautiful reference, haha…
although I think Amazon Women on the Moon was a little better…
Symptom: destroys tapes
Yes but does it blend?
What’s a “VCR”?
*Very Cold Refrigerator*
Virtually Catatonic Republican.
Verbose chicken replicator
Virulently Cinematic Rat
Vocal Cord Removal
Vendictive Corpse Ranger
Vaginal Cough Remedy
Violent Candy Regurgitator
zzzz-snor-Wha?
*mumble mumble*
*goes back to sleep*
Verbose Comedy Reel
verbose cretinous republobashers
Violently Critical Rhetoric.
Viscous Chemical Romance.
Verdant Cedar Ridges.
Vociferous Caterpillar Riders
Velour Carpeted Room
or
Very Cute Rump
Very CClean Rooms, weekly rapes available.
Vicious Condom Rash
i like Very Cute Rump, better…
.
or Vacuous Canine Replacements
Very Catholic Rectum.
Vicar’s Catholic Rectum
Re: “Virtually Catatonic Republican.”
*awards dragon the blue ribbon*
Winner!
Wheeeee!
Thanks!
Ah, no. That’s not even witty. Its just political.
For an example of partisan humor that actually requires wit, see:
“Very Catholic Rectum”
Vapid Condescending Ryan
Isn’t that redundant?
Just wondering what possesed those guys to plug it into a CELING Lamp of all things…
>.>
<.<
Very Crispy Recorder
Don’t be silly. VCR stands for digital video disk, from the French
if i can digg you up, i will!
Ancient civilizations used to use them to cook their meals, apparently.
Vanilla Coated Reindeer
Very Crispy Recorder
It’s like a disc burner, but it burns tapes instead. Didn’t you watch the video?
Everytime I see a VCR, it makes me think of the movie “RAD”. ANyone else remember that? What a shame it never went to DVD. Sweet fail though. I bet that was “Half Price!! A real gem of a deal!”
And when the customer wanted to test it out to make sure it worked, I bet the shopkeeper cursed under his breath.
“This VCR has built in effects. See that explosion? All part of that Indiana Jones video you were testing it with. Real top notch stuff here!”
I think we have just witnesses the expiration of that units warranty.
I didn’t do it…I swear!
Do not swear at all; Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I’ll believe thee.
Hee! Hee! Now off to dine. TTFN.
O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon,
That monthly changes in her circled orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
Can I swear at the moon…?
Are you mad at her? Or has she made you quite mad, lunatic?
Hum.
Jury’s still out on that one, I think.
He he… right now I’m actually watching “Twelve Angry Men.” Talk about a busman’s holiday…
Try watching “The Ox-Bow Incident” Good western.
it did make it to DVD. i d/l’ed it off of bit torrent a couple months ago.
http://www.rad-on-dvd.com/
may be a ‘bootleg’ but its as close as we’ll get… Dancing on Bikes FTW
FAKE
yeah, it’s totally photoshopped, you can see the pixels.
if there is something photoshopped in the whole world… than these amazing flames!!!
Your comment doesn’t make any sense.
He accidentally the whole verb…
ACCIDENTY!
HUMO(U)R 101 CLASS FOR YOU!
Sorry; I thought about writing “Accidently,” but I did not want to provoke the grammar poice.
Poice? PROVOKED!
(Previous fail reference, petmousse.)
Your poice is right, but your accidenty has an extra L.
lol
Dammit, I’ll have to cut that out… *produces machete*
I’m just hungry *produces produce*
How did you get 3 potatoes and a rutabaga up there?
Just saw a report where someone had stolen some instruments from an OBGYN’s office, hmmmmm, will that thing really stretch that big?
The Truth can be stretched infinitely as long as Obama smiles, uses the word “change” and the media praises him right after what ever he says
Wrong site. Down the hall, three doors down.
If I go crazy, will you still call me Superman?
If?
Still?
Of course! *grin*
If I’m alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might
Dragonwrite (r)
Kryptonite Dragonwrite
I am kryptonite for trolls! Wheeee!
Kryptonite and a FOOM? You’re the next superweapon!
Epic, that guy found a secret agent’s video tape!
Probably of his girlfriend… what a loss
wow!! Ive never seen such a tape in real!!!
This comment will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Mission Impossible Win!
“Good luck Mr. Phelps. Oh, and this VCR will self – destruct in 10 second”
…s.
…sssssssssssssssssss, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*burnssss*
This is a secret government plot. First they force everyone to switch to digital, then they quietly eliminate all VCRs to force everyone to switch to DVDs…
DVDs? Is that like Blu Ray?
Sort of. But they won’t burst into flames until *at least* 2010.
Make that fire alarm fail…
This is what happens when you buy your tapes from Xenuland. If he had bought them from Zepland like smart people, he would have gotten amazing detail is crystal clear HD. Anpu recomends it.
This reminds me of my ex-husband before he got his electrician’s license. Our breaker kept popping when I turned on the dryer. His idea? I hold the breaker down while he turns on the dryer, thereby keeping the breaker from popping. Those were some of the best looking paramedics I have ever woken up to find. I am just glad I wore my prettiest bra that day.
Awakened?
If you ever correct Ryannon like that again I will bring down upon you all the wrath of the regular commenters that it is within my power to enlist.
Nuff sed.
Here, have my tazer.
You have my sword!
Clearly her prettiest bra knocked the paramedics out.
Where do I sign?
I doubt my bras would fit you AA.
i’m a little slow… tell me about the Vulva again?
Click on my name, it tells the story.
Hmmm…. I’m searching the bouquet to see if there’s anyone I recognize…
lol NSFW maybe?
I hadn’t noticed before that Mookie and Ryannon were such slut/whore
wanna be’s, what happened around here over the last few weeks? What made the zebras swap there spots? Odd what anonymity will do over time
Here, have some acorns and nuts. My treat. It must be so hard to be despised for the disgusting pervert you are.
*HUG*
plenty of people enjoy your threads
*sigh*
Ry, thanks for the tip, there.
It’s Skwerlly Bob “The Disgusting Pervert” according to you”
Guess what? You’re wrong again!
And have shown yourself, as expected, to be a fairly despicable two faced & bitter misandrist.
I haven’t posted in 3 or 4 days, since you became malicious.
Thus “a0771sipf9@micacom.com” person is not Swerlly Bob, thus not “ME”..
Absolutely no idea who he/she is. Plus, I’ve nothing against Mookie.
Funny how you’ve
suggestedintimated that I’m a pervert, but you’re the one continually doing the potato/ass jokes, pseudo lesbian references, linking a penis bouquet to your name, talking about castration, your jar full of balls from the men you’ve proudly emasculated and I could go on and on.I’m not sure what your game is. But I do pity you some.
Originally you were a fairly nice intelligent witty and decent person.
I’ll have to agree with “a077…” that you’ve changed and that you’re thoroughly enjoying your new “bad girl” “persona” gleefully.
Thanks for showing YOUR true colors.
I’m glad to know I’m not alone in noticing and actually surprized someone was willing to mention it.
Please keep the “acorns and nuts”.
I don’t trust where your hands may have been.
As well, I’m worried that you may have poisoned them.
Erm…
*peers into thread*
If I could make just one teeny, tiny little request without trying to seem like I’m getting in the middle of something that is none of my business?
Would it be possible for all involved parties to take this drama back to myspace, or wherever it originated? I think we have enough trolls for target practice here without having to resort to attacking each other.
Again…I know. None of my business. Just a request from someone who comes here to have fun with friends and gets uncomfortable with this sort of thing. Apologies to all for sticking my nose in.
*removes nose*
*er…from the situation, not my face*
Um, Bob? Sqwerrly? I don’t believe she actually said (typed) your name. But you do seem VERY defensive. Why is that?
Sorry Dragon, you are right. We shouldn’t fight each other.
*removes foot… from mouth, not leg*
Yes Avis she didn’t “type” my name
Sorry Dragonwriter but I was wrongly accused of perversion
She did mean me & call me a pervert and we all know it
She’s not going to do anything civilly, it’s obviously her nature not to
She did have me kicked from the FAIL Blog MYSpace
Group for unknown reasons without confronting me first about whatever her deal was.
And now she’s again accusing of using other names, something she seems paranoid about, since she’s done it unfounded several times.
She is malicious, hypocritical and she’s … well that’s enough.
Sorry to crap up the blog with my rantings,
but how does one confront
their accuser who hits and runs.
If she wants my email adx, I’ll give her it.
Y’all are all nice… but this all sucks so bad.
With all the other crap I deal with,
I don’t need this petty aggravation stressing me more.
I agree with Skwerlly.
Ryannon used to be ‘one of the gang’, and said some very funny things.
Now, she recycles the same dirty jokes over and over again.
That link was just sick and twisted.
Please, clean up your act.
You’re this close to being labelled a troll.
I created it from some bits and pieces I found in the dumpster at the Sex Reassignment Clinic in Berne Switzerland.
Do they have the opposite sex bouqets available? With a side of Kentucky jelly?
Of course not. You would never see a bunch of women getting their naughty bits that close to other naughty bits like that unless it was in a pr0n movie.
Well Darn, was hoping for a date tonight.
I will give you Mookie’s number, I hear she is “easy”.
Nah, couldnt do that, just now getting noticed, dont want to get my head bashed in, she did take up for you earlier.
They sell the female versions at the International Music Underground Festival springboard competition. or the “IMUF dive” every year.
I giggled and woke up my dog.
“I giggled and woke up my dog.” – Is that slang for something?
I dont think it’s the same as “Petting the Kitty”.
But it might be the same as “Polishing the Bishop”.
“Punching the Clown”
Starting the gang, the “5 knuckle Shufflers”
Bangin the Balogney
Not a good link to click on while at work…
*snork!*
I think you should let him try it on, Ry. Just wait until I get my camera, though.
He has to wear the matching boyshorts though!
Oh…um…in that case, I should probably give them back, huh?
*grin*
The Admiral is in the buff again I see…..tsk, tsk Dragon.
I thought I felt a warm breeze.
Careful there Admiral, if she coughs your little soldier is going to the burn unit.
Hey!
:p
I’d never hurt my Admirable Admiral!
Uh huh……*glares* I got my eye on you!
Eep! Peeping tom!!
*slap!*
*is peeping*
And I quote “Is that slang for something?”
No, it’s Soviet spy code. We use failbog to communicate.
Hey… This is it! This is my moment!
*spreads arms*
*clap*………..*clap*……….*clap*…..*clap*…*clap*.*clap**clap**clap**clap*
Hmmm someone’s been at the flea market!
Damn my terrible slow clap starting timing…
*blush*
I just can’t help myself.
What color is this ensemble? Blue is the most flattering on me.
You’re in luck. They are sky blue with little silver stars.
Ry, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll let you see me in it if you let me see you in it.
Deals off if you’re bringing a camera, I made that mistake once already…
oh! click-on-name time?
*clicks*
oh… nvm
Let’s go halvsies. I wear the bra, you wear the boyshorts.
Oh no. Needs to be the other way around.
The boyshorts are mesh, you can see everything anyway.
I am intrigued at this proposition. But to make it fair we each need one peel sock.
Is “boyshorts” code for “banana hammock”?
Oh lordy, I hope not.
Holy crap! Is that when your hair started to grow in blue?
That and I have yet to get my eyes to go back into place since that incident.
…and he got his electrician’s license? How exactly did he bribe whoever it was that issued it to him?
Well this was before he went to school. We owned a flower shop at the time. I wouldn’t even let him change a lightbulb after that hehehe
Anyone else notice how the Simple Minds’ “Don’t You Forget About Me” is playing in the background? I always knew The Breakfast Club had ulterior motives…
Ah, the song that ruined Simple Minds…
That’s why Beta lost out to VHS…
lol, one of the oldest videos i know on the net
There always has to be one of you doesn’t there? You just have to come along and piss on Mookie’s parade and say it’s old or photoshopped or posed. Why can’t you just let us believe in Santa?
Mookie’s Parade? Where? When? How? Why?
Oh sorry BFF, you just missed it…she was up on a big float with the big feathery headdress and everything.
Damn.
When’s the next one?
What’s the fail?
He STILL has a VCR
That’s a very combustible recorder. They are new to the market.
How the heck did that happen?
You see when a man and a woman or another man or 2 women love each other very much they…wait, what was the question?
What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
half a world & a snout
This is reminding me of a Two Ronnies sketch
(click my name!)
lol!
“What is a jackstrap?”
*cough*cough* jOckstrap
That’s what happens when when a electrolic capacitor (found is VCR) has charge put through backwards or an AC current. The power supply probably got overloaded and resulting in exploding capacitors.
(Thats not even serious, many small ones, maybe 100pf imagine a big one 2f)
Heh… There is no way this is a malfunction, regular electronic components can only “pop” once, and this pops way more times than is possible. They also need a lot of energy to explode, so it can’t continue that much and that long after the plug is pulled…
Some ass stuck an electrically triggered firework in the VCR to screw with the service guys, probably one of his workmates.
ladyfingers?
ladybugs?
ladybits?
ladyhawke?
hawkeyes?
corporal klingers?
toilet paper klingons?
Corporate Bailout Peons?
Epic Bailout Fail?
Eric Idle’s Father….?
ladyship?
Lady Chatterly?
Lady in red?
Lady Macbeth?
Ladylove?
Lady & The Tramp?
My lovely lady lumps?
(damn you Mr Cuddles and the ear worm you just planted in my brain!)
*is curious as to how MR. cuddles has “lady lumps”, but doesn’t really want to know*
Hey, maybe he has moobs…let’s be sensitive! :p
He was complaining earlier that his mipples were sensitive. Maybe he is ovulating right now.
My Fair Lady?
The Lady is a Tramp?
My tramp is late?
And doesn’t have your money either.
late tramp = baby momma.
Late Tramp = Pimp Hand *looks around for baby powder for Pimp Hand*
Really bad movie reference win.
Thank you, thank you *bows*, I thought I was the only one that watched that.
Lady Luck?
Dude Looks Like a Lady?
Hey Laaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyy!
Lady, when you’re with me I’m smiling?
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away lady…
..
ladywith me!!!I was 7 when I heard that song, cut me some slack.
Lay Lady Lay?
You’re my
*drum role*
LAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYY!!!
Once
Twice
Three times a ladddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Barenaked Ladies?
She’s a Lady, Whoao whoao, whoa, she’s a lady.
Woop! *blush*
*covers naughty bits*
Godey’s Lady’s Book?
Oooh ooh!
Your a cute little lovemaker, Foxy Lady
Here I come! I’m comin to get ya mama!
A long time ago I had a lady to love….
Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life…
Luck, be a lady tonight…
My sweet lady Jane. . .
Ladytime?
Hammertime?
Hampstertime?
ARMAGEDDON!!
I laughed so hard I think I may have woke up your dog again….lol
Ryannon… Vicar… whats going on here..?
HALIBUT!!
My poor Baxter.
Search “armageddon gerbil” on youtube, first video….pure greatness.
I was potato roll playing Christopher. I will be the Vicar, you be the potato and Mookie can be the curtains.
You were roll playing Christopher???
What, did you lob a baguette at him or something?
It was a hot cross bun.
Avis’ discombobulated expression sums up the entire thread.
He looked a little doughy.
I doughty that.
And FYI, roll was a play on words
Its all fun and games til we have to go to the hospital and explain why a 6′2 man has to be extricated because he’s pretending to be a potato.
*urk* just ignore that above comment, people. Just loave it alone.
I don’t think they’ll believe it if you tell them you weren’t playing sex games.
Too late, Christopher, it’s been en-breaded in our minds.
Besides, I’m not sure I’d like that game. Ry has two soggy holes to play golf on, and if I’m limited to one, that’s not the one I’d start out in.
Oh, I bet you could rise to the occasion!
*winks at BFF*
And it wouldn’t take him e-leaven times to do it, either.
Indeed. Staying flour is appreciated.
*winks back*
My cheeks are toasty warm now!
Think muffin of it.
Well, here’s proof the smut exists entirely independent of me! *is vindicated*
Christopher: I think I’ve got some ketchup, if you’re making chips…
Mookie, I’m perfectly willing to take my share of the blame for that.
I’m confused. I thought you were labeled a lesbian if you spurned a guy’s attention, not smutty sluts.
*Runs from this thread without looking back lest I turn into a pillar of salt!*
You have to admit though, that was a pretty sweet fireworks display.
im guessing this is why circuit city was not allowed to sell their fire extinguishers
Must’ve been some awesome porn in there if the VCR caught fire. o_______o
yeah thank god it’s destroyed. now i can show my face in public again…
don’t make me tasre you…stay inside!!!!
*pulls out phone pretending its a taser*
youtube-copywright-win
I didn’t even get to see it.
Youtube fail
Clickie my name to watch the video. I had to search for it, too. Was removed before I saw it.
Fluffy…. check your IM…. be very, very afraid…
I will soon as I get home, Mookie. I’m at work for a few more hours.
As people get old, some have issues with incontinence. Others have issues with inconsequence.
Still others just need to get a grip and get over themselves, yeah?
Oh wait…same folks. Nevermind.
If possible, can I get a clue here?
It’s like a soap opera, Admiral. Spurned advances, retaliation, multiple identity disorder…
Let’s just say that hell hath no fury like a suitor scorned, and that it is possible for one person to post under numerous names here.
I don’t know how I’ve missed this. Perhaps I’m missing out on some back-channel communications.
Yup…someone emailed me for advice and told me.
I’m assuming the weirdness up there ^^ is related. Thank you. I hope nobody is bothered by you publicly briefing me.
…Can I debrief you now??
If you’re still in the mood.
It’s a funny thing…all I have to do is see stars to get me in the mood.
Awwww… you guys are so cute! You make me pine for my Egg.
You look like my adoptive daughter with that avatar.
why is youtube removing every SINGLE video on failblog!!!
This seems to be the new system against mobbing of people, which hit failblog worst
FOR SHAME!! Teh failblog has failed!
Irony win.
What the heck? Failblog’s account has been suspended on YouTube?
Have a video removed fail!
LMAO. Failblog.org fail. Video was removed due to violation of terms of service.
Mirror here:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/vcr-fail-visit-wwwfinanciallywealthyws/2360073364/?icid=VIDURVCOM03
lol, fireworks!
No that want porn that was “Karate Kid” :p!
wasnt*
FAILBLOG’s YOUTUBE ACCOUNT HAZ BEEN PWNED! :’(
Failblog Fail. Their account has been suspended on YT
That’s gay their Youtube account got banned ;_:
“This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.”
Fail.
haha failblog fail
So far, 12 people wrote that failblog’s youtube account has been frozen. Let’s see how many more will write that by the end of the day.
.
I’m betting… 13 more.
*slaps 500 yen on table*
I’ll see you, and raise you…hmm….an elephant ride!
It seems that the video is back online. . .
lol, crap
yen > USD atm (seriously, 88 yen to the dollar? wtf?)
Lol, all the capacitors popped like firecrackers
or maybe someone did put firecrackers in there to play a prank on those guys.
Burn, baby, burn!
Must have been a nitrate VCR.
Film preservation FAIL.
This video is as old as the internet. At least.
time for a DVD player there gramps
damn it now i cant watch them shows that make me very happy because all of the ones i like were on vcr
do not worry there will be more vcrs that dont blow up when you turn them on!
first
Fake or not, that’s been around for a few years.
That’s like the oldest video I’ve ever watched. I think ’twas a jolly good night from 1997.
And that, ladies and germs, is what happens when you plug a 110v device into a 220v socket.
Pop goes the VCR.
^o_0^ Something like this happened to my friend Clare’s computer. Wow.
Ow Thats where I put those FireCrackers.
not sure if anyone has said this yet but:
it’s an XBOX not a VCR :]
That was the most spectacular electrical failure I have ever seen in a normal home appliance. WIN!
i like puppy
FAIL
The fuck? How is this fake??? It’s not even fucking possible to ‘PhotoShop’ a video, and besides, this looks way too real to be fake.
toaster win
At the risk of being redundant, it’s clear someone just put a stack of firecrackers into that thing.
video cassette recorder
He was like “ohh my ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!” lol
It is not even a VCR, it is a computer. They hooked it up to a 240V connection with it set to 120V. I seen this a million times b4.
OMG!!! THEY’RE MAKING EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/10
DDDD
that’s not real!
*goes for a ride*
Wheee!
Wheeeeeee!
my wheeeeeeee is red
huh
i wonder y?