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wow
I guess I’m no longer a first-comment virgin? But seriously, there’s nothing to say to that other than… wow.
Congratulations, you’ve won an all-expense paid trip to commentville, right on the border with typesettia, home of the International Blog Hall of Shame.
Unfortunately, it’s a little down the road from Contentsville.
Luckily it’s near intetnetshire.
Is that the exit on I-35 with the Waffle House?
No by the McDonalds. Ha, no weird names.
its by the In & Out Burger, Dude.
What’s a pederast, Walter?
All the dude ever wanted was to get his rug back…
WAFFLECOPTER!
THIS GUY IN THE PHOTO IS A MEGADOUCHE!
I see you supersized your doucheburger. Would you like to upsize your fries and swap out your soda for a shake?
Would you like to shake my supersized wiener?
Sure. Your wiener is fabulous. That meager, undersized, 1/8th scale penis on the otherhand…
Why would you start talking about penises, pervert? Keep shaking.
This is the most disturbing thread I’ve ever come across.
Keep commenting.
Who let BondFan into an X-rated thread!? *shoes BondFan away*
I’m only disturbed that you came across it.
Thanks for the shoes, McFail! Can I have some socks with them?
*clicks*
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedenijad? Is that you?
Here BF, I have a nice pair of socks for you…
http://failblog.org/2008/11/02/sock-fail/
Or maybe McFail is really Muntadhar al-Zeidi…
*hides the peal socks*
Trust me. You don’t want those, and it would be very confusing for the Admiral when he answered the call of those jingle bells.
Worry not Emma, I will avenge those socks!
Thanks, Ry!
*waits for her knight in white satin on a mighty Steed to arrive*
*Reminesces of classic 80’s rock*
Thanks Dragon. I’ve got a nostalgia warm and fuzzy going on now.
Is that nostalgia running down your leg?
I ♥ the Moody Blues.
Depends… who’s doing the running?
Dragon, lovely to see you again, my friend.
Admiral, do you remember the taste of the vintage wine?
Yes I do, isn’t life strange?
It really is.
And how funny you posted just now! I was just thinking to myself, “I know you’re out there somewhere…”
Oh, this may be worse than getting rickrolled. Oh, wait a minute. It is worse.
Wearing chemistry googles as a fashion statement is definetly a fail.
Wow, mass ADD. What fun.
Dude…
That goes from A-Z?
Roffle House.
wow, you must live really near me in Austin
Dude, I know what forum you came from, and you should go back there, Forever.
where’d you read that one
commenting on your own picture is considered kinda tacky. and there is a hell of a lot more to say than just “wow”, but apparently your mental capabilities prevent you from doing so. please grow up.
it doesn’t look to me like the commented on their own photo. the names don’t match…
but apparently you don’t have the mental capacity to comment on the photo instead of just being a nasty know-it-all
AS FOR THE PHOTO
that’s so ridiculously funny! he’s wearing what appears to be women’s sunglasses anyway!!haha
Thank you, Wormulon. ^_^
For reference, I’m -not- in the picture. And that was definitely -not- a wow of admiration.
By the way, Not_you… wow.
Comment comeback WIN
Hee hee hee…definitely.
Seconded.
Realy not you…. wow
As for the photo…. I hope that guy has pants on and i swear my sister has the exact same pair of sun glasses.. i wonder if his mom will notice them gone…
Woah! No need to bite his head off dude!
I believe the FAIL arrow is pointing at the wrong thing in the picture. This arrow should be moved a little over to the left. There is nothing about the kid in the middle of the picture that is remotely close to acceptable. Or his sunglasses look like girls sunglasses. Huge pouty lips to try to get all the ladies? EPIC FAIL. Or he looks like he takes it in the ass, which no girls appreciate basically. Poppin the collar to look ultimate? The pattern on the shirt looks horrendous. Basically this kid is the biggest piece of trash I have ever seen, and someone should punch him in the face if they ever see him. Thank you, I am welcome.
-Bomberto
….Are you between the ages of twelve and fourteen?
“Or he looks like he takes it in the ass, which no girls appreciate basically.”
Hmm. I thought that that was actually a turn-on for some girls, i.e. yaoi. However, I personally can’t understand how any girl would be turned on by a guy -giving- it in the ass… you know, “Don’t touch that you don’t know where it’s been.
i think the naked dude in the background adds to this kids sex appeal hahaha
He’s probably wearing shorts, you just can’t tell.
Fail
I hope he got beat up for this.
Don’t mind the nudists in the background…
What the Boz? I never noticed that until you mentioned it. Erk.
Really, though…he can’t be serious about the coat on the chair?
I know, it’s hideous..What kind of person would wear such a…oh, never mind..
The coat on the chair? I can’t get past the sunglasses.
I wouldn’t remove those sunglasses… I think they’re holding in his glass eye.
I don’t think we should uncross those legs… for the same reason.
Or holding up those eyebrows. Sheesh, tweezers can be your friend. Mangroom people! It won’t hurt.
There should be a law against popped collars, I swear.
Speaking of mangrooming, hi Christopher *heats up the wax*
That better be candlewax you are warming up, and this better segue into something erotic or else I’m pouting.
You have a 50-50 chance, Chris. On this blog, “naughty” threads are either kinky, or medical. Come to think of it, the medical threads are always kinky, too. So you’re golden.
Ok. But if I’m losing precious hair here, I want elephant ears design. Or an arrow would suffice.
Chris, if Ry doesn’t handle it, you can wax off by yourself.
What’s the fun in that?
Alright, leave it on. You might start a new fashion trend.
*waxes poetically*
In truth what point in this
with such constraints
You’ll think I’m
only full of curt complaints
No joy in it at all
I think I will get naked
to see for all
In my son’s picture
must tuck my balls
Those last two lines made me LOL and nearly swallow my gum.
To flaming youth let virtue be as wax
And melt in her own fire.
In failblog, the comments shorten
and fail comes early
as you pile the last bit of sarcasm
on the pyre
maybe that baseball mitt works as his fig leaf, one could only hope
look at the man behind him
i was wondering who would be the premier one to mention the naked uncle in the back his name is surely armand, for some reason…
naked fail.
Neh, I’d say he succeeded pretty well at being naked. Failed at everything else, though.
I disagree if he succeeded so well at being naked, then why is he only in the background?
And why won’t anyone sit on that cushion of the couch?
Pet hair getting on your clothes: Annoying.
Fat redneck butt hair getting on your clothes: Traumatizing.
Nothing like getting a curly hair on your face and having no idea how it got there.
Used to work with a guy that had a mustache that always looked like pubic hair on his face. We all celebrated the day he shaved it.
Hah, mustache ride…
*shudder* I don’t even want to think of him in that manner.
And yet, you just did. The damage is done. *Muah*
But…but Chris. What about those of us who just have naturally curly hair??
…On our HEADS, I mean?
*stretched out ringlet curl and lets go so it “BOING!”s back into place*
So long as it feels good to run your fingers through, hair is fine wherever it’s at.
*sly grin*
I had a.. erm.. Friend.. and he found them in his teeth
now and then..
>.>
<.<
Don’t ask me I don’t know anything about them.
*Lays petmousse in psychologist chair, pulls out clipboard*
Hmm… interesting. And what else does this “friend” do?
Well once he wanted me to help him hang curtains..
Oh dear, I have my face quite frequently up somebodies hairy butt and balls,
but never ever had hair stuck between my teeth!
He was pretty dark (Or dark and pretty….)
and one day as he was talking to his father he unthinkingly
pulled one out and said,
“Wait, I don’t have brown…. Um.”
Unthinkingly pulled out of his father? That is soooooo disturbing.
Ahem.. Pulled one such offending curly hair out
of his mouth
Fig leafing win! ;D
WTF?!
Thanks, Captain Obvious!
hahahahahaha
DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!
CHUCK WOOLERY!!!
APPLE PIE!!!!
WAVY CANE
BATHSATCHELRY!
Dammit, I was about to post ‘first’ for the first time ever on an ICHC site, but there was a comment already posted by the time I’d clicked to make a post.
*cries*
Ok, there was LOTS of comments….
Don’t quit your duck produtions day job.
This is NOT an ICHC site!!!! It may be LOOSELY connected..
But you must NEVER assume that Failblog is related to ICHC or ICHH!
*Soothes Failblog*
No no.. It’s okay, you look nothing like all those nasty lolcats..
Poor baby..
I wholeheartedly agree.
In this plague of idiocy sweeping the Internet, Failblog is the last respite of witty commenters.
after having read a lot of these comments i believe you are seriously mistaken…
Well, ubr, perhaps you have not been here long enough. Keep reading, from August 2008, and you’ll see what I mean.
I’ll let you off since you look like a newbie, but take this as a warning.
Don’t let him off the hook that easily because he is a newbie. A troll is a troll. I say taze and teabag the son of a b*tch!
Don’t taze and teabag him at the same time though, you will get a schock to the balls.
*sigh*
Oh, alright.
*tazes ubr*
Happy now?
hmm… not liking retarded commentary makes me a newbie?
No no. See, you disrespected your Failblog
elder, Bondfan. THAT’s what got you tazed
Which will then end up looking like a certain VCR…
And you don’t want to know where the smoke will exit.
Being a newbie at not having a life seems like a pretty good thing form this angle..
The pictures are ok, and technically ICHC and Flog are cousins…
Pundit Kitchen gets into some pretty decent debates.
This is considered witty? The doomsdayers were right we ARE all F’d after all.
Yeah…we all ignore that ICHC logo at the top left of the page…
k.
the chick in the front looks dumb with such a short haircut. what is she trying to be rit or sinead o’connor?
and the chick in the back has the hairiest boobs i’ve ever seen. eva
Actually, I think that’s a dude in the front… Double Fail?
You might want to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.
FTW!
It’s not the hair, the fail is obviously the sunglasses!
Maybe it’s the beginning of homemade porn…
oh, thank you for putting THAT image in my head *shudders*
Ewwww! Why’d you have to go and ruin pr0n for everyone?
You can’t ruin pr0n. Whenever you try, someone in the world is aroused by it.
At least 4 people whacked it to this picture.
Who are your three friends?
You are my hero Ryannon
At least one of them is a tuber.
Snappy comeback WIN for ryannon =D!
Snappy Comeback WIN! for ryannon
I love the smell of burning Mao in the morning.
and?…Who doesn’t get around with their kit off at home??
this is true, but their seems to be somebody else to the right of him having a good ol’ chat and a cup of tea
It’s a Marine recruiter and naked dad is trying to get the best deal for his son knowing the recruiter will agree to anything in order to get away from naked dad’s nakedness.
Wow indeed. Naked or swimsuit?
We’re going with naked, just because it’s funnier. Although, since the only swimsuit that wouldn’t show from that angle would be a banana-hammock type, swimsuit might be just as funny (and cringe-inducing).
I don’t know about you all, but I find the banana hammocks to be more repulsive than outright naked. “The Todd” from “Scrubs” was unbearable for me.
I dunno. Both of our naughty bits could be used as aliens in a sci-fi movie. Neither are pretty. I would rather see it covered in a triangle of fabric than no fabric at all.
And yet Georgia O’Keefe saw them as flowers…. Go figure.
*disturbing mental picture involving a garden and very, very
strange flowers*
Clicky on my nicky and you will see a lovely bouquet of flowers.
*hurck*
Ok Ry, how about a little NSFW warning next time? I think I just traumatized the cleaning lady.
Sorry pookie.
It’s cool. She’s ok now, once I pried her away from the monitor.
She was trying to lick it…wasn’t she?
How many licks would it take to…. you know what? I changed my mind. I don’t want to know!
That might make an interesting sci-fi story. Some alien species has flowers that look like human genitalia, and genitalia that look like Earth flowers.
*Sees it too* Aahhh! My eyes! My brain! My whole sense of the beauty of flowers!
Um, sure. So long as it was actually covered. Nothing worse than an attempted
manana hammock fail.
There is a beauty to them. Extreme closeups isn’t it.
I don’t know about you all, but I find the banana hammocks to be more repulsive than outright nude. “The Todd” from “Scrubs” was unbearable for me.
unbearable high five!
*high fives*
Oh I love The Todd! *Hammock hi five*
Almost as unbearable as a double post. Two, two, two fails in one!
Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Thats the statement of a great mint, in double penetration.
Ugh, what the heck was I smoking. I rescind that last remark and apologize to all offended parties.
You were smoking the ear below…
why? banana hammocks are s-e-x-i !
Bathing Suit
i don’t know if i’d use the word ‘cool’
‘airy’
In the ‘airy they sell ‘eer.
I’m not hunting ‘eer for anymore that $1.69.
(clever, You) *tips hat*
*than
Ear? *sign, sign, pass*
Perfect! *sign, sign, pass* Ear.
What about ears? *Sign, sign, (looks both ways) sign, pass*
Hi Chris!
*sign, sign, pass*
*returns to his work*
I wonder how many people here are commenting at work. Asides from Lou and I, or course.
*sign, sign, pass*
*raises hand* PRESENT!
*sign, sign, pass*
No work for me for about a month. Woo!
*sign, sign, pass*
I consider this the unpaid portion of my job. I, too, am at work.
What, do you surf failblog for possible clientelle? Because I think at least one person in this picture has a pretty good case for emotional and mental damages.
Unfortunately for them, I am primarily a defense attorney.
Oh, sorry, forgot to click. *clicks* Wow, who is that totally smokin’ guy? Oh, if only I weren’t already taken…
…. you have a serious evil streak in you, Mookie. *Squints eyes suspiciously at Mookie*
I think you need glasses.
*hands over the specs*
*meekishly* my stapler, I believe you have my stap-*snatches off spectacles*
Nevermind, I’ll squint.
Well, at least have some carrots!
*places carrots in front of Christopher*
They’re good for your eyes!
@Chris: As I’ve said before, you are seriously cute. And a nice guy. Too bad I’m not even legal to drink yet…
Yeah, I’d hit that too.
*grin!*
Agrees
*Blushes*
*shuffles feet*
Aww, shucks guys, you really know how to make a guy feel welcome. Barkeep! Drinks for all my friends (and a virgin daquiri for my friend titanium). Posthaste!
*cough
Virgin for me too.
But only for eleven more days
Thanks! *clinks glass* To Christopher and his lovely… wait, you’re engaged?! *edits*
lovely lucky fiancee…*hates html* That was supposed to stop at lovely…
Christopher, you`re damn right someone has emotional
and mentall damages in this picture! It looks like there is
a 8-year-old girl in the background! :O
Ooh ooh, me too! *waves hand frantically in air*
*Hands McFail a well-rolled application*
*gives Christopher a perplexed look* Don’t I have a restraining order out against you?
*unrolls “application”*
Wait, yes, this is it! “Blah blah blah,
hundred yards blah blah..”
*clicks on Christopher’s name* Humm, won’t be needing this anymore *tears up restraining order*
*Was hoping to steal him for herself*
Dang it McFail..
Gay describes it better.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Gay men have better style than this.
*snerks* Oh god, that reminds me of a friend’s encounter with the local police. He had rolled up his pants to go wading when the police cruiser rolled up (college kids, checking they’re all legal, etc.). The man looks at my friend and says (with a twang) “You’re wearin’ capris. My wife wears capris.”
The female officer hastily waves her hands and says, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
The male officer turns and says, “Hell yes there is!”
…living in the Southern part of the state is fun.
Ha! Cade look, you’re famous!!! (for all the wrong reasons…)
I take it Cade is the douchebag in the glasses?
* just a quick
“Fukc Yeah!” on the DRI.
Carry on.
Ugly Naked Guy ftw!
Hey, we don’t know if he is ugly, maybe it’s George Clooney, or Al Pacino, or Simon Cowell.
The fail is that he’s drinking water not beer naked on the couch
I think it is a gender fail
If you look closely, you will see “she” is crossing her legs like a woman and appears to have on a goldish colored tank top which in itself is another fail. But there are boobs in that there nakedry along with a really bad farmers tan.
err tube top. And sorry mookie for making sense of the naked person in the back but it makes this no less of a looking cool fail.
*squints* Geez, that just looks like a big ole doughy man to me. But maybe it’s a tranny midway thru the change.
He’s only been on the hormones for 18 months, but his nipples are like bullets
That is for sure a hairy manchest. He’s just got weird rolls.
For sure a man. For sure hairymanchest.
Mwahahahah made you look though, didn’t I? Scarred for life! SUCKAHS!!!
Ry, I was at the florist and found this beautiful bouquet I think you’ll love. Click my name and let me know if I should send it.
Love,
Mookie XOXOXO
Hmm. Moving the curser over the link has the word “Ugly people” in the link. Must be a rare flower I suppose.
*clicks anyway*
Is that Iranian president?
Heh, my work browser won’t lett me see it. It says:
“Your organization’s Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.”
Reason:
The Websense category “Tasteless” is filtered.
Be glad. Be very, very glad.
I learned my lesson weeks ago. . .no more clickity clicks for me.
Yummy! I have something for you I picked up at the florist too! It’s for our same sex marriage, you can be the bride and carry this.
… That, unfortunately, did NOT get filtered.
*roffle!*
Shall I make an appointment for you at the therapist’s, Christopher?
No. I just had a facefull of penii, now you want me to go to the-rapist?
But he has LOTS of experience raping! Says so right on his application.
Sorry Dragon. I’m in the mood for something a little more consensual this week. Hit me up again Monday, though.
And for the record BFF, do NOT clicksy my name. I won’t be responsible for the damage done if you do.
I think I will restrain myself this time.
*eyes link suspiciously*
OM f’in G… *laughing* *choking laughing* *coughing choking laughing*
If you are choking Mookie, you are too far down the … bouquet. Come back up and work the … bud.
STOP! MY EYES! MY EYES! THESE COMMENTS BURN!
*screams and runs out of room*
*gags*
Wow haven’t done that in a while
Clearly you have been holding the wrong…erm…”bouquet”. Yeah.
I think petmousse deep-throated the…flower.
..s
We don’t want to look closely at him/her/it.
Yes you do. You know you want to…
It’s like the sun, you can glance at it, put staring at it is just painful.
Who says he’s naked, maybe in shorts… in his own home… for shame! The dude with the glasses is far more disturbing!
he looks so stupid. like paris hilton….
maybe he wants to be like her?!
You’d have to be pretty desperate to want to be like Paris Hilton.
But he has a purdy mouth!
Ew.
Baby, that ain’t cable, he’s got DSL.
Oww, I just laughed coffee out my nose and down my lungs, damn you …
Ryannon – You planning to make him squeal like a pig?
Apparently, adding naked dudes means there IS a way to look more like a complete tool.
Even without the naked guy in the background this is a fail. Naked guy win, stupid sunglasses and popped collar fail.
I think he is farting while taking the picture… that could explain this stupid look….
Nah… he’s obviously mimicking Zoolander… early though… this boy can’t even turn left yet. Go play with gasoline!
The picture right before this? Hairy man on the couch was wearing that bright pink floral robe slung over the chair…..
Now sit back, ladies and gentleman, and see what the catching mit will be used for!!!
Oh dear. Is the chick on the left getting the videocamera ready?
This one fail and its comments has made me *hurrrk* sicker than
any other.. *gurk*
Rico Suave, totalmente.
I can’t get this Timbuktu song out of my head, “The Father’s so White, I Gotta Where Shades”.
I thought that was Milli Vanilli.
“I wear my (mom’s) sunglasses at night…”
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin’ and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses.
Cuz I’m a sharp dressed man.
I have no sunglasses as I step into the sun.
It reminds me of the Tiananmen Square video…
I don’t see a man about to get run over by a tank!
It does kinda still have that Impending Doom feel to it, doesn’t it..
Lemon Party…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Even without that guy behind, it’s still a “trying to look cool fail”!
He had a checklist before taking this picture.
Cool shades – check
Popped collar – check
HS Baseball glove on desk indicating I am still in HS – check
Sister/mom at table licking her knee – check
Dad naked on couch – check
*
Alright, let’s make camera magic in 3, 2, 1
*laughing now*
Ry, 4.5 Stars.
(snooze time, GMT+10)
That explains the merlot at 4 AM eastern… I just figured you for a lush.
It’s 4 a.m. somewhere in the world all the time.
As it is always 5:00 p.m. Cheers! *raises glass*
Are we drinking on the job again? *raises glass with Mookie*
Here’s a little tricky. Mix your G&T and put it in a coffee cup. No ice, though, ’cause it clinks.
That trick got me thru my career as an associate.
Oh, you can also add booze to your coffee. That works great.
*makes herself a Monte Cristo* Mumm, the only two things an associate really needs to get through the day – booze and coffee
They must have douchebaggery awards somewhere. This was simply a nomination picture. Sadly, Kevin Federline will probably sweep up in the “Douchees” once again.
You mean “
CoolMom shades”, right?Hey, my grandma has shades just like those, and she’s cool.
Family meeting in 3..2..1..
I swear the guy in the background is photoshopped!
Obviously. Look at the pixels! Look waaaay close..
You’re just trying to trick us into putting our face real close to a naked guy aren’t ya? I’m too smart for that! I use binoculars!
No no…! The shadows are ALL wrong!
If you look at ANY picture close and hard enough, your gonna see pixels O.o
FAIL
L.
M.
F.
A.
O.
Lets
Make
Filleted
Alsatian
Omelette
You commented on the wrong fail.
Nomnomnom
*gasp*
ICHC talk!
OUT!
! There are lots of comments on these threads with those words!
And nobody else got booted!
At least I didn’t say First. You have to give me credit for that.
I have used those words myself. Back down, bff…that’s way beyond ICHC by now.
WHERE?!! 8D
HOW????
Go ask your dad.
And tell him to put some clothes on while you are at it.
He was just helping the vicar hang curtains, you know.
We don’t talk about “uncle sweetness” like that.
lol
*Hurck*
hahaha i just saw the potato!
Did you step on a mirror naked?
Stop it, ur killing me! I’m still laughing from the schlong bouquet…
Schlong bouquet? That was supposed to be twolips!
With some lovely chlamydia and baby’s breath in the bouquet.
I find the threat of barely concealed testicles compliments his choice of sunglasses quite nicely.
Epic Fail
The guy in the front wants to be cool. The nudist in the back is cool. Penis out ftw!
next thing you”ll realize is he’ll be on one of the Proactive commericals… Good candidate though.
This guy reaks of total douchbagness, actually should be nominated for the biggest douch in the world award.
Taking Failblog Pictures 101:
Put collar up on light purple dork shirt….Check
Put on Dollar store “sun” glasses….Check
Strike my best “I’m too cool for this shirt and glasses” pose….Check
Make sure dad is naked in the background….Check!
Snap away.
Blue2thFairy’s commenting 101:
Saying something Ryannon already said…Check!
*hugs* I wouldn’t tease you if I didn’t like you!
Ah, he can take it. He’s a very manly Fairy.
Ahhhhhhhh Crapola. Didn’t even see that.
Where is that “delete comment” button…..
*pushes Blue2th’s button*
I like that nobody noticed the nudist. Because this picture would TOTALLY be on here just because of the guys silly glasses. Nope not the guy the arrow’s pointing at!
Christopher, is that you in the chair next to the table talking to naked dad? Those look like either mailman pants or Marines dress blues but we can’t see the red stripe.
That’s…. actually a couch, Ry. I was actually sitting next to him trying to get him to understand that refinancing the house to pay for his laser hair removal was in his best interest.
Is it me or did that nude guy just move slowly towards the camera?
Because if he did…
has anyone ever seen the site hotchickswithdouchebags.com ? this guy would fit right on the front page… except for that chick in the back isn’t that hot… but he’s definitely a douche…
the guy also photoshopped his wiener….
But you still can’t see it.
yeah. it is only one pixel.
To bad it doesn’t reach from A to Z
It does. You just have to change the font back to size 2.
Haha AWFUL!!!
I actually view this as a win – a win for trying to look VERY GAY. To add to the factors contributing to the win: the nude old guy in the chair over his left shoulder. SCORE!
que tio más ajjjjqueroso!
the worrying thing is the “lotion” bottles on the table…
douche’d better evac on the double, lest he becomes a psycho douche.
LOL – Probably Armenian..
How has nobody noticed that there are two naked people on the couch?
The leg on top does not belong to papa.
Um.. Yes? I think it does. Granted, most men don’t
cross their legs quite like that. But. That’s his leg.
Oops. I went to sleep.
And in the meantime…
I’ve been TOLD!
-eurotrash sunglasses: 20 dollars
-douchey demeaner: 70 dollars and a trip to Lacoste
-one week in a rental trailer: 150 dollars
-grandpa having nekkid time on the sofa: priceless
What is with sis giving herself a pedicure in the background? What was this guy thinking?!
I bet he was considering joining her
It would be a FAIL even WITHOUT the naked guy behind him.
It’s just a “Trying to look cool FAIL” anyway.
He wouldn’t look cool even without the naked man in the background.
The guy’s a douch-bag even if there wasn’t a naked man in the room
… which is wierd
Yeah…. kinda hard to look cool when you appear to be on the verge of crying. the popped collar and women’s glasses further detract from any possibility of looking cool.
Although I guess I’d look sad too if trying to look cool while a naked or near-naked man sat nearby…
*name typing fail on last comment*
nice blog
Is it weird to anyone besides me that there happens to be a naked man in the room with a kid being a complete douche and some girl reading the newspaper? What is the relation between the three? I just find that a little bizarre.
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O_O……well i have nothing more to say…then…ugh…eww..(walks away from pc)
Gaaaaay
I was laughing so hard…Until I saw the guy in the background…Then I was rofling…
I hope the FNG (Fat Naked Guy) uses that baseball glove wisely.
new this kid in high school, haha wow. So may be one of the better things that has happened to him
LOSER
I think this family are in a vacation condo. Probably florida or the southern east coast from the looks of the furniture, the hotel style phone, etc.
Dad in the background sure does look nekkid, but is probably is wearing a banana hammock. He likes it because he thinks he’s thrillin all the ladies down at the beach when he struts by showing off his package.
The Jersey Guido Douche boy has just gotten himself all dressed up (yes, popped collar is all dressed up in Jersey) after taking a bath in Acqua Di Gio and is now photographing himself to put on his myspace just before he goes out clubbing on his fake ID, which will fool no one, but will still get him in because he’s a tourist with cash to spend.
The little sister sitting at the table is painting her toenails and pretending she’s not related to those two unnatural freaks of nature who are getting all the attention in this pic. She’ll be in therapy three years from now, but it doesn’t matter. It’s hopeless.
myspace pic…
which is the fail?
the glasses or the naked guy?
HAHHHH what a douche xDD
PHOTOSHOP
he obviously took that pic himself. how would he not have seen his naked dad in the background?
photoshop
um ambient nudity is WAY COOL!
…and what’s with the girl’s leg on the left? Is that some kind of yoga pose?
How do you think he got the money for the sunglasses?
u know, this is probably this guys myspace default pic. and he probably got like a hundred comments pointing out the fat naked guy.
hahaha. ubbber fail
The women’s sunglasses trump the background nudity. Both are laughably at odds with the earnest “I’m so cool” look on his face. Anyone can fail to notice (or think to care about) the background of their photo, but the kind of idiot who mistakes the wrong gender’s accessories for flashy attire is bound to forever be a loser. Bonus points that they’re not just any women’s glasses–they’re middle-aged cigarette hag sunglasses that snuck out of a time warp from the 1970s. No number of bloated nudists could ever compete with that.
If he takes that look clubbing I at least hope be brings the matching duffel purse. Otherwise he’ll just look stupid.
Not even the popped collar can make up for that
Is this where the Vicar Potato jokes started?
This would be a fail even if there wasn’t a gross naked guy in the background.
masculinity FAIL.
Trying to look cool fail; Censorship win.
HOLY SHIT!!! How did you get that picture of my dad???
iiiiiiiiiiew
Wow. A double fail! A naked guy behind a guy who thinks he’s cool, but failed worse than my fiance’s brother! Seriously though, all sunglasses of that kind need to be destroyed, for the simple fact that they only say “I have far more money than brains.”
The naked man is the one who’s looking cool.
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Guy’s shades < The Naked Man.
Wow, he doesn’t even need the naked fat guy in the background. His face in combination with that uber gay glasses are enough to make him a hughe FAIL!
I want Hughe plz.
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SEE THERE IS A NAKED MAN IN THE BACK LMAO.
LOL
uhhh. no.
Poor guy…. He was just trying to look cool! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
indeed, ’twas a fail. a fail like never before
I think he looks pretty cool….i have a pair of sunglasses just like that….and my Dad sits around nude all day since the layoff…it doesnt bother me or my sister at all….
HAHAHA! rickrolled!
there’s a naked guy behind him i wonder what’s he’s looking “cool” for or who, anyway …
GROSS
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING! AHHAHA MAJOR FAIL
what does that girl in the background have. It doesn’t look appropriate.
lol. its Chirdo…. lol. OWNED BITCH!
I bet he was thinking of joining the sis
lolz….
he evan looks embarresed in the photo… look how red he is!
O_O
O.o …i am now disturbed.
that is NOT cool..
thinking is not needed when naked.
so there is a naked guy in the background of this pic
what a tool.
Has Anyone Else Noticed The Naked Guy In The Backround??
Has Anyone Else Noticed The Naked Guy?
Somebody has to model those safety goggles.
haha
i have naked men in my house all the time
hey thats me
his dads a nudist? but still a fail.
super douche