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QUICK! Call Pacman!
Wakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakka
here pacman here boy! who’s a good boy? have a pumpkin
Now that is scary lol
What is that even supposed to be?
The Flump or Papa Lazarou?
lol, I think jack missed a perfect opportunity
a dick
here pacman here boy! who’s a good boy? have a pumpkin
I think the ghost stole all the dots and hid them here to taunt pacman. Who’d have thought the dots were pumpkins?
Who’d have thought the ghosts was such a pervert?
I suspect Clyde. He was always the odd one out.
WTH??!
The ghosts in Pacman are called Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde.
It is scary that you know that…
It is even scarier that he plans to name his children after them
I have a cousin that married a guy with the last name of Trout. We were all very relieved when she found out she couldn’t have kids. They are stoners and always said they would name their kids Rainbow and Speckled and knowing them, they would.
I understand your relief
However, there are worse names (like Juses or Ramen Man)
Well, they could have gone with Kilgore Trout.
Great now I want some garlic encrusted trout.
Actually Ryannon, I recall coming across children named Rainbow and Lake Trout in my former employer’s database…
By coming, I hope you mean finding or encountering or I will have to scootch.
Admiral, do you Vonnegut that Trout, or should I?
Ry: Lol!!
Ry: Love that link! However did you find it, AND WHY?
I have been there and I found it because I had to pee really bad. If you are ever close to Times Square in December, it is worth the wait just to experience it. I even have matching scarf, gloves and hat from Charmin. I was teased for them all the time in NJ.
And when they grew up and were fired of Pacman, they started a new career as the Teletubbies.
I could have sworn I saw an arcade machine that had a ghost named Sue.
That would be Ms. Pacman, where Sue replaced Clyde.
After the ghosts came to the conclusion that Pacman is, and always will be, a bit more intelligent, they decided to find a new victim. Jack Skellington.
NOO, They’ll never get me!
*Bow for the mighty Pumpkin king*
I will protect you from all evil, your highness! My whip is your whip.
I love that movie
*Hears something*
Uh oh! Is it Pacman, or Fozzy Bear on speed?
Leave comedy to the bears!
They always fall to the bad guys….
Damn bimbo!
FIRST OMGOMG YAY!!
DANG!
Nerrrrrrrrrrrr :p
curses, damn Moomins always thwarting my plans for glory
I’m a Flump.
oh sorry. are you sure you’re not a moomin posing as a flump? it would
really fit in better with my conspiracy theories
I was a moomin but contracted mumps. After a course of antibiotics it mutated into flumps.
Does this conspiracy involve people called Dave?
Quite a lucky mutation considering the alternatives.
I had many wives called Dave, but there is little that
they can do to spoil my plans now.
knew you were a Moomin, a shape-shifting one at that
*goes back to cutting out newspaper clippings*
*hopes he’ll eventually unfold the newspaper to show a string of people holding hands*
He is looking for evidence any government was involved in the Great Ghost-out 2003! Also, who you gonna call?
Pacman.
Ghostbusters!
Ghostblowers?
lawl
I’ma flump myself onto the couch.
*slumps next to you*
You’ve de-potatoed. It suits you.
Oops. You’ve de-moomined.
I know what’s going on. Honest.
*sobs*
No WONDER you can’t look into my eyes anymore!
And last night, when you yelled “FLUFFY” in bed…it all makes sense now!
Sorry. I was never entirely sure which eyes I was supposed to be looking into there are so many.
Anyway, you’re one to type.
I’ve seen the vicar leaving the house when I’ve been away, with that peculiar smile on his face and the bandy-legged walk.
Good God! He is pootling with anyone and everyone! *gets the gun*
Phew! Thought you were going to get me for a minute there!
lol
Ooohh my Fluffy’s back. Yay! Grabs Fluffy’s fins, swims in circle happy-dance!
Your avatar is appropo. You are turning into quite the stalker.
You can call me Rob, if you want.
My name’s not Rob, I told you that in bed last night.
*reviews the tapes*
*takes notes*
*enjoys*
Clean up on aisle 3 please.
Woops! I spilled the popsie!
BFF wants to know if you are related to “Cubby”.
They sure start young in the South.
where i come from yall, my ma and my sister are the same person
‘fcourse they’re, son!
*hides from police*
o0o0o look ma a chicken
*slap!* Do not point at daddy like that!
Stan: You found out Officer Barbrady couldn’t read…. so you started f**king chickens?
Chicken F**cker: That’s right!
*brandishes tazer*
Oh, we don’t tolerate that kind of thing around here, ma’am. DON’T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! Now skedaddle back home this minute. You are so grounded.
*wonders why her reply failed to stick again*
you forgot to break her fingers so she can’t tell
Kannadzuki, people who have not yet been welcomed into the Faiblog Community are not allowed to have tazers.
*whisks tazer out of Kannadzuki’s hands*
I’ll have that, thank you.
My bad.
Kannadzuki, I would like to formally welcome you to failblog.
*waves arm in wide gesture to encompass the dreams and nightmares that make up failblog*
Have fun, and don’t yell first.
If I was clever, I’d have said ‘I’d like to be the first to welcome you to failblog.’ *sigh*
And I’ll be the second to welcome you to Failblog.
I’ll be the turd to welcome you. Here’s you tazer.
I’ll be the….nevermind, I’m not feeling that nice today, akshully.
And Blue2th a fifth.
That better?
*grin*
Okay.
Let’s try that again.
[Dragon posting, Take Two!]
*hands Blue2th a fifth*
That better?
*grin*
Are tazers being handed out left, right and center now? I want one, I want one! *stamps feet and pouts*
We need to practice tazer control.
*bats eyes at Blue* Will you be my practice partner?
*blushes*
uh….sure!
*giggles* So long as it’s consensual *tazes Blue*
*laughes* That didn’t hurt.
*falls to the ground*
*steals wallet and goes on a shopping spree with the girls*
Oooooh lookey what I got. Thanx, B2th! You’re a peach!
Oh, and B2th, that charge that will come up as “Dick’s Halfway Inn” was for charity.
Yeah the three of us gave that hot guy a mercy f*ck, he looked lonely.
Thank God Ry remembered the picnic supplies or we might have to go to the STD flea market for some oink-ment.
Mikey D et al, thanks for the official welcome!
BFF: I’ve been reading and occasionally posting for nearly a year, but it’s no biggie I guess. I’m already invading your homeland so I guess we’re even!!!
You’re in Poland?
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon actually, but close enough.
I didn’t know Babylon was in Poland. Hell, I didn’t even know Poland was in Africa.
mou ikkai chizu benkyou shinakuchya na~
I guess that is better than The Hanging Curtains of Vatican. No potatoes were harmed in creating this failblog.
Are those curtains made out of meat?
I don’t get it. Am I dumb?
there is a wonderful new procedure going down at the pumpkin patch
to cure your ailment
Theres alot “going down” at the pumpkin patch apparently
how can u not get it its so obvious lol
that little girl is helping the nice ghost out of the pumpkin patch, the fail is that ghosts don’t even eat pumpkins so why would one even be there? crazy stuff
Nu-uh. The fail is that she has her face in the way of the pumpkin delivery tube. Just after this photo was taken, a pumpkin shot out knocking her head off while the pumpkin remained in it’s place.
After years of bullying she retired to the country to terrorise the populace of Sleepy Hollow.
That ghost is clearly trying to tell her to brace herself
Ich, a body with a pumpkin head? That’s creepy!
oooh, you’re on form today. I had to crane to inspect that.
lol!
nice combo!
Let us not Tarry in this Town…it’s quite creepy here.
Hi, Dragon, care to walk through this covered bridge with me? Nothing creepy at all, don’t mind the horseman on the other side…
Make no bones about it, this place gives me a hollow feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Hessian give us much trouble if we all stay together.
Seems like it would be such a tassel.
In fact, it’s so obvious, even someone who types things like “how can u not get it its so obvious lol” gets it. That’s got to be the kind of thing that haunts you when you try to make love to a women.
hahaha! penis!
Is that your reaction every time you see a penis?
hahaha! Vagina!
*giggle*
Sorry Ry, but that was funny.
No problem. I giggle every time I see your penis.
That’s a mouth full.
I think she giggles ’cause it isn’t one..
Or, perhaps it’s girlish glee escaping at the sight of such a proud protuberance?
So’s your mom.
That’s a pink Vulva, actually. It’s got low miles and handles great.
But be careful, it overheats quickly and spews liquids everywhere.
Has it not been regularly serviced?
What’s that behind your back, Mikey? A toolkit and oilcan?
Erm. No.
*quickly throws things down a handy side alley and winces at the loud clanks and crashings*
I knew you weren’t talking about cars.
*quietly sidles off*
*pocks the pootle!* Um. No.
*performs the…* Nuh-uh.
*perforates the…* Ouchie.
*pees…* Oh, I’m not going there.
*patronizes the…* Oh, well, that’s not very nice, I can’t do that.
You guys go post without me, I’ll get this yet!!
Canoodles?
No…I like doing that with you.
*grin*
*fluffs the flump*?
Not really but I am going shopping at Pinkly Ford today. I have my eye on a Taurus.
Dammit. I’m an Aries.
*sulks*
So I should look for a Ram pickup instead of a Pinkly Taurus?
Only if you’re feeling sheepish.
I did not have sexual relations with that sheep. I thought it was a horse.
Actually, it was a butterfly.
Ry, don’t go Clinton on us now…. please be specific about how you did NOT have “sexual relations” with the sheep.
Everyone in Arkansas channels Clinton, it’s in the water.
hahaha! Anus!
You won’t think anus is so funny when you hang curtains and find a potato up there.
what we all needed… pacman hentai
thanks, world. Thanks so bloody much.
Rule 34.
What original purpose does this ghost serve anyway? Some kind of water sprinkler?
Some playgrounds have tubes the kiddies can talk to each other through. This might be something similar…albeit poorly decorated.
So if there’s a series of tubes at this pumpkin patch, would the sign out front say “Free WiFi”?
A bit of a stretch, no?
Well….it doesnt sprinkle WATER….but it does sprinkle
how is this picture a fail?
and
you no what is a fail:schoollllllllllllllllllllll
Clearly school failed you
You see dman, when a girl loves a ghost… Oh hell, I’ve got no where to go with this one.
The world’s first paedophilic ghost.
But not the first ghostly voyeur! -stares-
Was this ghost a horse in life? Maybe a donkey…
Yeah he is visiting on holiday from the southern regions of Mexico, just fresh off of his tour from the road side venue.
Is that Ghost mad or is that his ‘O’ face?
Is there a difference?
Oh dear! Sex- Mookie’s doing it wrong!
Unless she likes angry sex.
Ahhhh, I didn’t think of that possibility….the farce is strong in this one.
I think its an angry “o” face, she is clearly neglecting the balls
maybe it’s kiniku man
It could be an angry “o” face, she is clearly neglecting the balls
Actually, the ghost is yelling at the other girl in the picture. She really needs to give them some privacy.
ummm… yeah… *puts away recording and suddenly ghost stops yelling
During sex, her Florets Syndrome acts up.
Yeah, she yells out inappropriate names of produce.
Badicchio!
Spank my ass-paragus!
Hoping for a little muff endiving?
Garlic me on my naughty bits!
If by “wrong” you mean “not at all” then, yeah, you’re right.
*rights a wrong*
LOL that is such a fail in so many ways.
I think the ghost is angry because he wanted a potato patch. Pumpkins can be painful.
ZOMFG MAGIC PENIS!
Every day I get in the queue (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
I’m so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
Your house is only another mile (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
Thank you, driver, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
You’ve been inspected, have no fear (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
I don’t want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
But can I buy your Magic Pe-nus? (Too much, the Magic Pe-nus)
Nooooooooo
Who sings that?
Who are you?
What are you?
A Pinball Wizard.
*salutes*
Is that a question or a statement?
Yes.
Hahahahahaha.
ROFL
This girl is simply trying to directly use the internet. After all isn’t the internet just a series of tubes?
No, the internet is a black box with a little red light on top. It’s approximately the size of a shoebox. I saw it on TV.
Clicky the name for undeniable proof.
Ha ha. Good one, Mikey.
It gets better. The end of the show made me cry I was laughing so hard.
Clicky my name for the climax
ROFLMAO!!!! I climaxed too, Mikey. Tee hee.
IT Crodw is one of my fav series. But other favorite series of mine is Seinfeld, so my tastes in TV cannot be trusted.
*gets the mop*
But, what are you going to do with all that cheese sauce?
I know a Mexican that sells nachos from his roach coach.
roach crotch?
Who would’ve guessed that ghost were pedophiles?
She’s gonna make someone happy one day for sure.
This little girl is obviously attempting to help reinflate this poor ghost into a 3 dimensional creature as it was clearly a victim from the crane dropping the steam roller onto him-she-it.
The symbolism is somewhat heavy-handed, but it’s there.
anybody know where you light this bong up at?
The ghost don’t look to happy about it…in fact he looks pissed.
She is too young to realize you don’t use teeth. She will learn, she hasn’t been doing it long.
that’s a pumpkin patch by my house! it’s called sunny acres – you talk into the tube and it makes the haunted house sounds scarier! ha ha, my childhood failed!
Yep – I’ve been there too. And also have a picture of that same ghost for the same perverse reason it appeared on this website.
My God, this ghost has been flattened like a board. Someone has finally arrived to blow him back up.
hahaahah this is hilarioussss
LOL pacman
http://www.dorion55.com
Mildly amusing, but definitely not G-rated. Should refile.
ewww I got ectoplasm all over me
I believe it’s intended for children to yell down it, so that it would sound echoey on the other end, therefore making a spooky-sounding voice. But that thing is WAY too high up to look like a dick.
i agree
this is just wrong on so many levels…
…. I don’t get it.
Not a criticism, just a heads up, your handle is taken already. Also it looks like a child is blowing the ghost.
looks like win to me
ghost bj
I get the humor…just not the concept
Uh, guys? Nobody has a penis coming out of their neck. Not even a ghost. I think you dear failers may have stooped to immaturity to choose this one as a fail.
This was my thought, too… this is a stretch, at best.
Looks like Casper is friendly after all.
That’s not a fail. Its a tree, stupid!
Looks like it’s possible to give ghosts blowjobs! :p