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Ouch
Oops
D’oh!
Size does matter
I hope they don’t use the crane we are all familiar with to help this guy. Though it would be funny.
Mine is bigger!
…than a pimple?
… than a molecular fragment, he probably wanted to say.
of his imagination
figment berg… figment.
Maybe its name is “Bigger”.
it’s always best to take it slow and make sure it will fit before ramming it in there. Typical noobie mistake
I worked with a guy that did this once… not to that extreme though. He had a delivery of 2500 pounds of paper. When he left the truck was higher and he clipped an overhang that he cleared on the way in. Idiot.
I mean. Its JUST a few inches…still funny to see a delivery truck shredded open by STUPIDITY and not Firefighters.
What a relief. If I had to depend on my charm or bank account, I’d be doomed. Thank God for my gigantic penis.
detachable peni~s
I just hate it when I get stuck halfway inn
*gets the hose*
Aren’t you far too young to have a blue rinse Ry?
Stear clear of the Ozarks then, jules
potato?
No thank you, I got one at church this past Sunday.
Had a nice visit with the vicar, then?
Actually they have it for communion now. Potato and bottled water in cans.
And beer-milk for the children.
They don’t use Popsy any more, then?
Too many of the boys were getting pregnant at church.
t_t
Woops?
Dang – respond in chain FAIL
No now you started one
CONGRATS!
(chains will fall apart below this level)
I dunno, we may be able to link this one back together
We just gotta believe… and now its ruined
A chain we can believe in
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til ya understand who’s in ruttin’ command here. Now we’re finishing this deal,
You mean “sealing the deal”?
Please get a room for that kinky chain-beating part though…
*opens door to room*
Dat’ll be 20 bucks an hour Armiral…just watch the toilet in the back…
We have weekly rapes if you’d like to save some money.
And if you pay double the next one’s free!
But what kind of free breakfast do you offer?
How are your bathrooms?
Do you have wheeechiair access?
where the Four Seasons Restaurant is open a quarter of the year round!
The toilet is not visible due to a gigantic ad blocking the view.
Is there any way I’m gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?
We gotta go to the crappy town where I’m a hero.
Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Jane?
Firefly FTW!
Ah.. Serenity.
AHHHHH!!!
Maybe the guy kept saying “I think I can, I think I can!”
“I’ll show that tupid sign who’s the clever one here!” *crash* “D’oh!”
*Throws caution to the wind, army crawls to previous comment, assasinates the tupid, and replaces with stupid*
for that his truck got scalped
for that, he lost his job and had to pay for repairs and cant pay rent so he now lives under a bridge cursing the damn thing for being too short… and so our story ends here. What leason have we learned? DONT think you can, it will make you fail
If we consequently followed that rule, we’d have to be sitting at home the whole day doing nothing so as not to – wait, why does my description fit many people’s reality so accurately?
Welcome to the United States of America!
Recieve everlasting punishment!
he alrady is, he lives in the us
I was quoting the sign welcoming everyone. Literally everyone.
You must be this tall to to ride this fail
This is when getting a “little boost” goes horribly wrong
Well. Sometimes “a little boost” can be the right thing that traps you to the wrong side of things.
This fail reminds me of a time when my neighbour got stuck with his boat… below a bridge… due to tide… and going with the stream.
So, my conclusion is: Be abnormal.
Be normal, someone else is already abnormal.
major rule of driving: know where ALL of your corners are.
What if you drive a donut?
or the sausage-mobile?
Does the sausage-mobile deliver?
Past Halfway Inn…
In Soviet Russia…
You won’t believe the tall tale the driver made up to explain how this happened.
Bah dum chish. Please tip your waitress.
-Hello, Joma Ltd. how can I help?
-Hi Joanne. Can you put me through to the boss.
*transfers*
-Hello? Dave speaking…
-The craziest thing just happened. I was driving into a car park when the foundations of the maximum height sign just collapsed out of nowhere…
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
ClickClickClick…Click……Click……….Click…. Is there a “C”, Pat?
“K” please.
This is the tragic end to all the petitioning and campaigning for the rights of trucks to limbo dance.
I don’t know what happened. I’ve been clearing this for years. Must’ve had a growth spurt or something.
Mechanic WIN
*Somewhere an engineer opens a beer*
It’s 2PDT somewhere!
Joma’s experiment to boost cash flow came to an abrupt end. They have now taken down their “Truck for Rent” signs.
Those crazy folks at the Journal of Applied Mathematics! When will they ever learn?
They went off on a tangent when they should have been looking for a sine.
Hmmm. You know…we could go off somewhere and cosine together.
Admiral, you can secant you that it would be a mistake to refuse her…
Euler have to excuse us for awhile…
I’m wearing my Freudian corset again…Euclid help me off with it, if you like.
Please accept my topology. Can we postpone until later this evening?
Oh, of course! I wouldn’t want our harmonic motion to be rushed or interrupted.
looks like someone forgot to duck.
Now that’s what I call a fowl!
This humiliation must be terribly hard to swallow.
The driver was retiring and this was his swan song.
i wonder if he was robin someone and this was his get-a-way truck?
His excuse would be hard to swallow.
His passenger wanted to grouse about his driving but he told him to go fly a kite.
He really should have signet coming.
Sheesh.. what a loon.
No need to snipe at the guy..
Quick, someone fetch a crane…
…we need to put in some new stalks.
Did someone ask for a stalk? Je suis ici!
You aren’t icky. A little odd at times but definitely not icky.
*waggles eyebrows* Let’s do something really odd! (I’ll consider it an experiment)
But not the one from three FAILs ago! I don’t want to see how that woodpecker end!
The Boss is gonna ‘owl.
Grrr blogmonster *spiderclimbs comment up to avian refs*
The web is troublesome, isn’t it?
Hmm. Though good company if you’re a widower.
Fleeing into the world of bits spider-bytes can distratct from the hopelessness of life.
Heart stopping words…fangk you, sincerely.
And thus the string continues…
No longer reclusively avian, though.
The bird references fell through the trapdoor.
I am sure you can put another spin on things now.
Something simmilar happened to my brother. He was driving a truck and there was this bringe which had a sign saying that wehicles which are higher that some meters (don’t remember how many) are not allowed to go any further. So he looks around, sees no cops or cameras so…
When the police and firefighters arrived to get him out they asked him: “So too big to fit through?” and he replied: “Hell no! I’m just delivering this brigde but I went out of gas”
> my brother
Like hell. Google “here’s your sign” for the origin of this sketch.
Yup. That was my brother. Even the date fits.
Spelling “judgment” fail.
You fail. Not all people count “American” as an official language.
They really spell it like that?
Huh? What do they do with all their spare E’s?!?
vr wondrd hy thy’r so fat? Thy at thm all!
surely taking all those so called “spare e’s” would make them hyper-active manic-depressive anorexics??
The “e-reaction” depends on the person. The opposite is also possible.
Yes, the reaction can be Enigmatic…
hang on. i’d like to submit myself as a test subject.
pass me all the e’s and we’ll find out.
oooo, hey, anyone want to take one just to keep me company. being a drug addict on your own can get kinda dodgy..
You’re not a REAL addict! You offered to SHARE!
IMPOSTOR!
caught! D’oh!
Snort!
*Nasal inhalation*
*sniff* I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Well then you fail. American English is very official.
I know, lets let both be acceptable! It is a fail to call either form of language a fail!
yay, that would be great
nuh-uh! British/English people had the language first. They [i]invented[/i] the language. American English is only offical in America, South America and Holland. And there not even REAL countires. Everywhere else speaks British English. SO THERE!mneh
English is a ridiculous language.
agreed. but that’s not the point.
*worm in the house, stirring the shit*
I KNEW IT! Now I’ll write to every government and make them stop teaching any other language than English!
Your logic baffles me. Perhaps you are only joking. I cannot tell.
do i look like the type of person that jokes?? srsly
Homophone fail! You mean THEY’RE not even real countries, maybe? South America is a continent anyway, not a country. Get a map.
Agreed. Definite fail.
Technically “judgement” and “judgment” are both correct, although more often the latter is associated with the judicial process (i.e. passing judgment) while the former is used as in this case (to refer to someone’s poor judgement).
Well, in the UK that’s the case at least – for everywhere else, all bets are off.
Bastard! He beat me to it!
Clearance bar win!
So this truck drives into a bar…
and forgets to duck?
He probably swanned when he saw the bill
…and the bartender says…
…I’m not serving you. You’re barred!
*applauds the joint effort*
Sign here please.
Spelling FAIL!!! (Judgment)
actually both spellings are acceptable.
spellings nazis, all of you!
Acceptable or not, I will tell you that, as an attorney in the States, if you were to add the extra “e” you would be considered a dumbass. But don’t shoot the messenger.
As an English professor in the States, I must agree with Mookie’s assessment.
Together, we rule. (in my own mind, at least, but that’s where I live, so…)
Hee…!
*high fives*
One broccoli to rule them all.
One broccoli to find them.
One broccoli bring them all.
And in the garden bind them.
Have I heard that before? It certainly *rings* a bell…
Scanning through Webster’s Third International dictionary, I can see that, as stated in a previous post, Judgment is used in law (a formal utterance or pronouncing of an authoritative opinion after judging), while Judgement is used in cases of opinion (the mental or intellectual process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing).
On that FINAL note,
As an Academic Director of an International English Language College, i must shoot you.
(THIS IS MY 12TH TIME TRYING TO POST THIS COMMENT>ARGGHHH MUCH)
Scanning through Webster’s Third International dictionary, I can see that, as stated in a previous post, Judgment is used in law (a formal utterance or pronouncing of an authoritative opinion after judging), while Judgement is used in cases of opinion (the mental or intellectual process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing).
On that FINAL note,
As an Academic Director of an International English Language College, i must shoot you.
(THIS IS MY 8TH TIME TRYING TO POST THIS>ARGGHHHH!)
as an Acadamic Director in an English language school, I must kick some toys…
As an Academic Director of an English Language College, I must shoot you.
As an Academic Director in an Enlgish Language College, I must shoot you.
Scanning through Webster’s Third International dictionary, I can see that, as stated in a previous post, Judgment is used in law (a formal utterance or pronouncing of an authoritative opinion after judging), while Judgement is used in cases of opinion (the mental or intellectual process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing).
On that FINAL note,
As an Academic Director of an International English Language College, i must shoot you.
Scanning through Webster’s Third International dictionary, I can see that, as stated in a previous post, Judgment is used in law (a formal utterance or pronouncing of an authoritative opinion after judging), while Judgement is used in cases of opinion (the mental or intellectual process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing).
On that FINAL note,
As an Academic Director of an International English Language College, i must shoot you.
(THIS MY 9TH TIME TRYING TO POST THIS>>>>ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!)
Scanning through Webster’s Third International dictionary, I can see that, as stated in a previous post, Judgment is used in law (a formal utterance or pronouncing of an authoritative opinion after judging), while Judgement is used in cases of opinion (the mental or intellectual process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing).
On that FINAL note,
As an Academic Director of an International English Language College, i must shoot you.
(THIS IS MY TENTH TIME TRYING TO POST THIS> ARGH MUCH)
Scanning through Webster’s Third International dictionary, I can see that, as stated in a previous post, Judgment is used in law (a formal utterance or pronouncing of an authoritative opinion after judging), while Judgement is used in cases of opinion (the mental or intellectual process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing).
On that FINAL note,
As an Academic Director of an International English Language College, i must shoot you.
(THIS IS MY ELEVENTH TIME TRYING TO POST THIS>>>ARRRGHHH MUCH)
Scanning through Webster’s Third International dictionary, I can see that, as stated in a previous post, Judgment is used in law (a formal utterance or pronouncing of an authoritative opinion after judging), while Judgement is used in cases of opinion (the mental or intellectual process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing).
On that FINAL note,
As an Academic Director of an International English Language College, i must shoot you.
THIS IS LITERALLY MY 13th TIME TRYING TO POST THIS>ARGH MUCH!
Wow, I would have given up after the 9th time.
I counted 18…
Truth time…I only read your comment…
perseverance win
content fail
Yup. Spelling FAIL. The same people who think you pronounce the “T” in often also think its acceptable to leave the e in judgment
That bar barber’d the hell out of that truck’s top…
I told him a little off of the top
FAIL ON YOUR MISSPELLING OF “JUDGMENT”
Judgement is the British version
Judgement is the American version too. Everyone please don’t make
America look even worse by proudly claiming misspelled words as
a product of our country!
That’s what I thought too, until SpellCheck told me otherwise… I typed “judgement” and it told me “judgment”. I changed it to English (U.K.) and it went away.
1. Reading comments fail.
2. CAPS LOCK fail.
3. Punctuation fail.
What does this have to do with judgement?
PS: You actually think judgement is wrong…? To judge sounds better than to judg right? Nub.
Clearance bars usually have a height on them. If the noob wishes to go forward despite the clear warning then it is a judgement fail.
Also, my spell check takes both spellings so… no fail.
My T9 on my phone will accept Suprise, too. But Suprise is not
spelled correctly, either.
True, but we’re not talking about judge! We’re talking about judgement! In America it is acceptable to spell it judgment or judgement
Although for some reason, I was raised with the e version and never even heard of judgment till today -_-
I’m American and I automatically use the e as well.
Don’t you have spellcheck????
That makes you proudly a moron. The “e” is used in England thus the spell check approval. However, in the US judgment may ONLY be properly spelt with as follows j-u-d-g-m-e-n-t
Did you just blast him for not using the preferred spelling of “judgment,” then make a reference to “spelt,” an ancient wheat? I agree it’s better to spell “judgment” than “judgement,” but spelling “spelled” “spelt” is even more moronic.
Sincerely,
“supposably”
Just because you always spelled it wrong, doesn’t mean it’s acceptable. Type judgement into Microsoft Word. It will correct your FAIL.
*smack*
Since when is Microsoft considered a reliable source?
Slaves often believe everything their masters tell them. It’s the way of the world, that’s why they are slaves.
Without walls, who needs windows or gates?
No! It’s never OK to spell it like that in America. Srsly.
“In Great Britain and many of its former colonies, “judgement” is still the correct spelling; but ever since Noah Webster decreed the first E superfluous, Americans have omitted it.”
Well, Ark was spelled Arke until he built his own.
Noah, he built him, he built him, an Arke Arke…
Just curious, what are you quoting?
ha ha, yes. I get this one. it is very funny. I like these translation fails very much
translation fail?
Well CLEARLY, the driver failed to understand the sign that warned him about the height limit, which makes this a TRANSLATION fail. Makes sense, much.
your clear instruction has created cause of me to very laugh..
Please all, support PETA! Oh, and by the way: I was actually the FIRST to post on this thread!
*sends Tom’s mother a wire coathanger*
To late, the damage is already done.
Not if they put him back in
Wouldn’t that create… More damage?
Poor Mother-of-Tom.
I have no pity for Mother-of-Tom. Look at what she created. Do you pity Ted Bundy’s mother? Adolf Hitler’s mother? Tom Cruise’s mother? I didn’t think so. Stuff him back in and get the coat hanger!
Well, if you just wanted them both eliminated you could just shoot both of them in the face. That typically does the trick, even with zombies (you never know, right?). Much easier than trying to force Tom back from whence he came.
I love KFC! I go there wearing my fur coat and crocodile shoes, and order a bucket of spicy drumsticks
I do support PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals!!!
muahahahahaha!
*returns to eating my steak*
nom nom nom
There is no wrong place to wear fur.
You shouldn’t wear fur on your gooch.
I’ll get me a Brazilian tomorrow.
Phaet is coming over?
I might be just that desperate.
P.S. It would only be desperate if Phaet is a woman. No insult intended to him if he is a man.
*punches tom*
you, sir, failed at life.
Bar win
In the voice of Teddy KGB…”BAAD JUDGEMENT…….”
Teddy Bears have their own KGB?
i was fixin ta come here
and i went out da front door to come here
and i came here
and i got here
and heeere i ammmm!!!!
Well It was kind of close..
Is this what you would call a near miss?
How are you going to top that one?
It was the ultimate.
(Though, actually, according to George Carlin s/he’s right. “When two planes almost collide, they call it a near miss. It’s a near hit. A collision is a near miss.”)
s q u e e s q u e e s q u e e s q u e e s q u e e
*fluffs Dragon*
squeesqueesqueesqueesqueesqueesqueesquee
somebody isn’t going to be getting a holiday bonus
spelling fail
After moving to the city, this was George of the Jungle’s first day on the job.
An aborted selfectomy.
How about spelling fail for spelling judgment with an “e”.
I’m glad somebody picked that up.
stupid British people, thinking they know how to speak English
Actually, my Webster’s dictionary has a footnote at the end of the “judgment” blurb:
“Also sp. judge’-ment”
So, I suppose “judge’-ment” would also have been acceptable.
Damn Noah and his arke!
lol
SO OLD!!! Old Old Fail! There are so so many new fails, why bring up an old one?
Doesn’t the title for this fail pretty much explain everything on this site?
Fail pics are always funnier when they just say “FAIL”
It looks like a narrow road/alley. Maybe there should
be a Width restriction instead of a Height restriction.
Don’t usurpate my name! Support PETA instead!
Whoops! ZGuess he wont be driving any more company trucks!
Jess
http://www.anonymity.cz.tc
“Judgment” is spelled wrong.
That reminds me of an incident that involving a lorry driver and a bridge when I worked for a delivery company. The guy didn’t know the height of his vehicle, so didn’t realise that it was too high for the bridge. D’oh!
that is not how you spell JUDGMENT
I say stable pole win
I see a spelling fail…
There’s been at least three or four sub-threads about this.
To sum it up: “Judgement” is usually only used in England, but is listed in some dictionaries (American Heritage and Webster’s) as an acceptable alternative to “Judgment,” the American spelling.
Okay?
shouldn’t this really state the american spelling is an alternative to the english spelling,
how many of these are they gonna post
I like how they spelled judgment wrong….Judgement fail indeed!!!
Boudreaux and Thibodaux are driving a truck, and they see a sign that says “Clearance 10 ft. 5 in.” They get out and measure the truck. It’s 11 ft. 10 in. Boudreaux looks around and says to Thibodeaux, “I don’t see no cops, do you???”
Thant’s really what happened
actually THIS is a JUDGMENT fail, because it is not judgement, its judgment. lol
next job will probably be as a surgeon!
tough love on that truck!
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