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ha!
(no further comment necessary)
Ha ha!
this was a double fail, he missed the roof and they broke a perfectly good basketball hoop XD
I deem it necessary for my comment to elaborate on your comment: ha, ha!
I was merely stating that I had no more omments, but you have left me with no choice but to post a comment to state such meanings to my previous statements.
say that 10 times fast….lol
uh oh, excuse me but would this “c” happen to belong to you?
Wow! Your avatar’s so faint! How intriguing…
I didn’t even notice till you pointed it out, then I moved my screen around to see if I even had one
And…? Don’t leave us hanging!
yep…
Why would I say that fast 10 times? Sounds like an exceptionally silly idea.
that 10 times fast….lol
.
There I said it.
raelalt, are you monkeying around with your avatar again?
(Many apologies if eighty bazillion people have already made this joke.)
monkeys & kayaks don’t mix *shakes head*
No you’re the first. And yes I’ve gone ape-shit with the avatar.
It is a baboon that I shot at the SF Zoo.
You should have shot a Vervet Monkey and stolen his blue balls.
http://rosswarner.com/Vervet2.jpg
No you’re the first. And yes I’ve gone ape-shit with the avatar.
It is a baboon that I shot at the SF Zoo.
You shot a baboon?!?! You CAD!!!
:p
A zoo baboon!
*calls PETA*
I am sure it was justified. Those baboons have shift eyes…
__ __
* *
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*Hands EB a ‘y’*
That that that that that that that that that that.
Is something supposed to be happening now?
What a bunch of dumbasses…
But there will be anyway…
C’mon… we’ve all done that before, haven’t we? Is there anybody here that can honestly say that they’ve never been catapulted by a basketball backboard before?
Be honest…
Closest I can think of is trying to yank my brother out of the water with my fishing pole.
*cries over his brand new “two piece” fishing pole*
Well, after I tried to make a trebuchet out of a crane I ended my career in crafting medieval siege machines.
I jumped from the roof with a parachute made out of a sheet. Never been catapulted.
FIRST!
I remember that! Didn’t you loft a cow across a field or something?
No wait… that was a piano & it was on Northern Exposure…
Where’s my TV Guide!?
Adam?… Jamie?
since your pointing out things about icons, Yours looks like a swastika
i can say i’v never done that or had it done to me honestly
ILY MOOKIE
Huh?
He has a thing for broccoli.
AHHH, TROLL DOLL!!!! Oh, Ry, it’s you. You scared the crap outta me!
.
I thought Pausest was female?
Could be. I’ve been hit on by more than one woman here.
Dragonwriter, you can toast my marshmallow anytime!
That’s funny Ryannon, because I just propositioned you on one of these current threads. If Dragon’s in, we can make it a switch-hitting night. (I’m losing my faith in the male species lately…)
Aww. *hugs Mookie*
You two go ahead. I have plans with the Admiral later.
Hmmm… we really need a third. *scrolls down*
*cough cough*
*invites Fluffy to the psuedo-lezzie party*
sorry, pseudo, typo
SuSuSudio
Ladies, I see that I have come across a new mission in my life.
And what mission is that, dear lad?
To resurrect your collective opinions of the male gender. To demonstrate, beyond all doubt, that we are not jerks all of the time. Just most of it.
Awww I like men, I find them very useful.
Personally, I really like the male gender, and most of my dearest friends are male. I do run across the occasional jerk–usually someone who wants to date me!–but for the most part, I’m particularly fond of your masculine brethren.
I too am fond of men, very fond!
Hmmm…. most of my friends, as well as my dear law partner of 13 years, are men. I love men so much I could eat them up with two spoons. However, when they go wrong, they go VERY wrong… and let’s just say I’m a bit miffed with a certain man.
Aw.
*HUG!*
Want me to *FOOOM!!* him for you?
*grin*
As long as it’s not fatal. I may forgive him still.
I like people…
…with brains. Not the kind that thinks a basketball hoop will be a great catapult.
Oh! I like cats as well, not as much as dogs thou.
In that case my work is done here.
*adjusts scimitar, flings bear skin cape over shoulder, mounts wild stallion and rides off into the sunset*
*gives Mookie an anatomically correct gingerbread man cookie*
Do with him what you want!
Bear skin cape? Hmmmmmm….
By the way: Why are all of you lovely ladies living everywhere but where I am.
Would you prefer a bare skin cape Avis?
Consider the cookie neutered, Avis. Thanks! *hugs* In some countries, gingerbread **** is considered a delicacy.
*bats eyelashes*
i learned a while back that i can’t apologize for or make up for the douchbagery of other men but can only recognize that there are those of us out there (including myself from time to time) who are d-bags. all i have to say is that there are those of us out there that really do try not to be complete asshats.
for some reason that didn’t sound as intelligent as it did in my head…. i’ll leave you ladies to each other and your fooming now.
Oh, I don’t know. Some of my guy friends have had some experiences with women that have left me stammering apologies for the vagaries of my gender.
So I do sympathize.
Mookie are you pissed at a husband type man or just a male friend type? i figure youre old enough you might be married —but if you arent, then ___
*doesn’t think bad behavior is gender specific*
Well, I’m a German, myself, and I’d have to agree with you!
this is true. just saying it seems more fashionable, more “acceptable,” for men to be “bad” than women. bad boys get the hot girls and the bad girls get the hot boys. there’s a certain degree of adolescence involved in that type of thinking. and if you couple that with “boys will be boys,” it’s like we’re almost expected to be bad. god, now i sound like i’m defending bad male behavior…
No, it sounds like you are pointing out the failings of society at large. By societies standards, women are all either ball-busting shrews, or freaking Donna Reed. Thank God I don’t pay much attention to society as a whole.
haha! again true. but you really should pay attention to society. it’s so amusing (and sometimes frightening)… either way it’s entertainment at its best!
hmm… i wonder if there’s a way to get that on failblog…? an entire societal fail?
Maybe I should have said i don’t pay society much mind. I don’t care much what society says I should do, or be. Now, watching and see what people as a whoe do, that is entirely another thing. That is soooo much fun!
Wha?? Is there a society beyond failblog?
*sigh*
That should be “I” in the first sentence. And “whole” in the third.
Bukkit please!
haha! i see i see. the awkwardness of the bus stop makes my morning journey to class worth it. yes, this is entertainment in wisconsin in winter… usually coupled with a hangover… from too much dairy the night before….
*sings- the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin*
[Pesci]
“Dog thou”, whiplasher? Do you think I’m a canine, huh? Some kind of flea-bitten stick fetcher here to amuse you?
[/Pesci]
*hands avis bukkit*
Thank you.
*DUNKS*
Well, I feel right at home. I have a sister-in-law going thru a vicious divorce, a younger daughter who likes to emasculate boys who cross her, an older daughter who can not understand why men keep making passes at her when she is wearing her love’s dog tags, BDU field jacket and tells them he is in Iraq plus my wife is having issues with a male pig at the office. AND they all have friends who come over to commiserate!
wow… sounds like you need to get out of the house…
No, dog’s rule the planet. ‘Cause, if aliens watch the earth and sees one life form doing #2 all over the place and a second life form picking it up…
What would you think?
I let my fingers run on to long. It’s not that bad, I just feel outnumbered. The only other male in the house is my cat and they had him fixed.
*bump!*
*Pushes comment into elevator.*
I shall throw out a possibility before I trundle off to bed. We never hear of the happy people who are just pleased to be in each others company. No news or laughter for the rest of us comes from such quiet lives. Life and people are not as bad as we cynics enjoy thinking.
Thus endeth todays sermon. Father coyote is going to bed now. Good-night all.
Coyote…I do hope that some of us have shown by example how much we enjoy being in each other’s lives here, even if we don’t come right out and say it. But there is much news and laughter here and, I daresay, even love.
I’m a “show, don’t tell” kinda woman, yanno.
*smooch*
wow… i got stuck on “yanno” for a good 5 min going what the hell is yanno!?!? i even almost got out the dicitionary… almost. but i got it now. no worries.
but besides that… here here!! *cheers for dragon* well put.
and now me thinks i needs a pillow.
oh, and *cheers for coyote as well*
Woops…sorry. I have a strange vernacular, I know.
*fluffs a moomin and puts it under turtle’s head*
G’night.
I must say, every time I see Ry’s avatar, I think of towlie from southpark except with big guns. Then I squint and realize it’s only a figment of my imagination. Then I think to myself “Hmmm… why do I reference southpark when I look at things. Did I not pay attention in school enough to realize when I’m looking at a stick of Dynomite with massive arms?” Then I go and make a hotpocket.
*points, laughs, goes to make hotpocket*
I’m clearing the browser cache daily now.
*sees stars*
*is happy*
I missed Sincweard. I’m glad she’s back.
*smile*
Me too.
maybe he is, maybe hes not
lol
Gravity works.
Only if you don’t take into account string theory or dark energy
*Their aim doesn’t. (How did that get cut off?)
The strings got cut.
That’s just a theory.
It’s a bit of a tangled mess right now though.
HI MOOKIE!!!!!!
*screams like hell and waves arms, hoping Mookie will notice*
*taps bettrthanu on the shoulder* Who’s Mookie?
This hot piece of produce he wants to drip his melted cheese all over.
I dont like brocolli with cheese…the cheese makes it gross, but cheez is good
Don’t forget your picnic supplies.
And nuts.
“the chosen one”, how could you not have heard of her? Mookie is frikkin hilarious!
She also drives a Vulva. What more needs be said?
Wrong, that’s Ryannon. I’m strictly a BMW girl.
I traded my Vulva in for a Pinkly Taurus.
Is it second hand?
Nope, still has that factory fresh smell.
Twat factory? The tuna cannery?
Argh! Maybe if I payed a little more attention to gurls, I wouldn’t be so gay. (another MST3K reference… anyone? anyone? spider island?)
Let me guess, an M3?
Gee, Admiral, I notice you’re staying far away from our man-bashing thread, supra .
*is not man-bashing, is man-appreciating!*
*would never participate in man-bashing*
*things men are Admirable*
Crap. My high-falutin’ idealism is spelled wrong.
This is the first time a thread came to me.
Well, if there was man-bashing going on, I didn’t want to stay there.
*hangs head* The cheese stands alone.
I’m sorry, I’ve just not got much to say. I’m wiped from staying up so late with Coyote yesterday.
Wanna just curl up and watch a movie then?
I’ll bring the popcorn.
Sure, what do you have? Letterman is having an off night so far.
Well…I’m quite partial to Nicholas Cage movies.
*grin*
*scampers across Fail Blog*
*sniffs the air*
POPCORN?
*assumes Cute Skwerlly Begging Pose #7.33 v2.01*
SB, I’ve got a loaded shotgun here. I normally don’t kill animals, but I had to exercise the antilock breaks yesterday to avoid one of your cousins, and it caused me to spill some coffee inside the car.
Gee! So sorry about that AA, some of them fuzzy cousins are so ADHD combined with stupid, there not much you or I can do about it. I’m genetically enhanced and always cross at the crosswalks and look both ways.
thinks?
Click on my name to learn about Mookie
the “my name” link isn’t working, lol. I clicked “loufail” instead
Lou, I think you’ve been had. That sign was photoshopped!!! It so obviously used to say “Vote NOOKIE failblog idol”…
And, I most certainly would vote yes to either option…
I pretty much already worship the second one, though…
I normally pay it lip service.
I’m sorry it took me so long to get here. I couldn’t hear you in Michigan.
brocolli does amazing thinks
There it is! *calls to Dragonwriter* Belay that bucket! mooo9123 swapped your “thinks” for their “things”! *to mooo9123* Now just switch it back and there’s no harm done…
Whew!! That’s a relief. I couldn’t imagine what had happened there.
lol
im sorrry….
rise and fail
That made this fail so much better.
why thank you now.
Mmmm… British Butter…
johnny rotten …
Rotten + Butter = marketing fail.
More like, fail to rise and fail. At least IMO.
*faceroof*
*carefully places Fluffy back in her bowl*
need more fat kids at the bottom
Need more smart people all around…
You’ve come to the right placce. By and large, that is.
or place, if you prefer
Si.
Your place or mine?
Crow! *hugs* Welcome back! Hope they haven’t been working ya too hard.
MOOKIE! *HUGZ* Yes, I have been working hard and long (hours…get your mind out of the gutter). But I love the overtime on the paycheck!
Im very smart, u?
I think that is the last this this nation needs … more fat kids.
Then who would love chocolate cake as much as I love Mookie?
Aw, Ryannon, I love you as much as pie. And you know what kind.
Mincemeat? Have you been fighting with the husband again? They already call him Nubby at work yanno.
Actually, it’s a tossup between cherry pie and hair pie.
Mmmmmmm pie….
*drools*
*serves Crow some pie (non-naughty kind)*
Oooh, he’s gonna pout about that.
I’ll take Chocolate Cream if you wont give me the naughty kind…
*pouts*
a fat kid on top would have been hilarious xD
Especially during the slow-motion part.
Oh yeah. Slow motion SPLATs are the best.
But the corpulent people have that added undulation at time of impact that can be sooooo hypnotizing!
Elaborate tooth extraction > dentist
No one could have predicted that outcome.
If the backboard had not broken he might have made it on the roof… lol I want to see his face after that plant into the gutter!
It’s probably not that pretty…
Was it ever pretty to begin with?
I smell a lawsuit coming. The instructions didn’t warn: “Idiots should not use basketball play set as a rudimentary catapult device to send their friend (read: fellow idiot) onto a roof.” I wish company’s would be more specific about their operating instructions so these things wouldn’t happen.
it may have been a catapult converted to a basketball hoop
g! ylnt ftw!
Caution: do not eat.
mookie, that’s not what i was told the other night…
You should have heeded the warning. The lab results just came back.
ah shit…
*runs to walgreens in need of tongue scrapper*
As in…scraps for the dog? EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
hopingly he means tongue scraper for {to remove broccoli residue}
oh, no no. it’s definitely scrapper. dog scraps and broccoli go quite well together. i would recommend it to anyone looking for something delicious.
oh, and mookie, your lying. i learned in high school you can’t get pregnant from that! so ha!!
“…from that” what that? what did you two do? did it involve cheeze
sauce? how did it involve your tongue? are you two secret cheese lickers?
“… what that?” what what?
“i learned in high school you can’t get pregnant from that!”
so what is the “THAT” in that sentence.
err!… fail.
*in a game show hosty voice*
i’m sorry. the correct answer we were looking for was “in the butt butt.” what what in the butt butt is the correct answer. thanks for playing Name that Fail and please play again. this is iliketurtles signing off till next time, and remember: keep on failing!
Nice save.
company’s fail
use of rudimentary win
Did nobody claim first, even this late in the game? Wow…
Oh well…
*First to claim he’s claiming first*
You had such potential too.
*somebody* had to do it, or it wouldn’t be FailBlog…
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Nobody HAS to do it, you have been deceived by mass-media campaigns and conspiracies. The deception on this concept runs much deeper than the grassy-knoll theory!!
He’s probably had too much rainbow water.
definitely, that and all the dairy products have clouded his thinking
*starts formulating a grassy-troll theory*
*thinks Erm loaded his potato from the cook suppository building*
*Submits magic fail theory.*
You mean the kook suppository building?
Nobody HAS to do it, but someone nearly always does.
I really wish that once.. just once… no one would claim first and no one will answer those who claim first…
That would be a first!
lol
first fail
In a few minutes, you’ll start to feel an increasingly painful shock coming through your computer chair. Don’t worry — this is just the device Failblog has installed to deter people saying “first.” It will only hurt for…well, it will hurt, let’s just leave it at that.
ass tazers? BFF has reached a new low
nah, i’m sure bondfan has reached asses before.
There’s a scene in Casino Royale that springs to mind…
*crosses legs in discomfort*
Anal chair rape fail.
Is this the ski lift?
His parents went ballistic when they found out.
And they hit the roof in anger at their son’s stupidity.
What did they expect? He was always a basket case.
I guess hitting the edge of the roof makes it a “rim shot” rather than a swish.
There wasn’t much hoopla over this.
He slam dunked right into the ground. End of 1st period, score Fail-1, Idiots-0. Anyone care to bet on the outcome of the game?
three nosebleeds, three broken ankles, two concussions and one will never be able to have children.
Of which that last one is a win.
DarWIN!
the makers of that basketball hoop should be taken to court!
Everyone relax, these poor kids were just board.
And one got grounded.
They were hoping to have a ball.
But the shaq put an end to it.
that was a slam dunk pun!
Good luck netting a lawyer who will take this case on. I wouldn’t touch this case with a 10 foot post.
Nah, they’ll jump on it, the hook is that this case is a slam dunk. All the kid has to do is lay up in bed for a while.
You’re getting way too technical.
….but I hear he has travel plans.
I bet he dribbles when he drinks, after this incident!
Soon his memory of this incident will fade away.
I think his memory will fade away altogether..
His friends chose the wrong time to assist.
yea, I’m guessing this trial should take about 10 seconds to get through (mid) court.
And his face certainly did a fast break, there.
Rim shot!
After the hospital bills come in, they’ll realize that that was no free throw.
He is just terrible at rebounding.
He was trying to be a swing man and failed miserably.
after a couple of false starts, the pun run is starting to travel
You should see the press coverage of the incident.
The worst box and one I have ever seen.
(Marius, I’m not sure I want to hear about the worst box you’ve ever seen…)
Is there a hole in the box?
And is your junk in the box?
Soon it will be Boxing Day!
And maybe there will be a boxing match!
Where is Loz and her heart shaped box?
Hey, it’s not like I looked on purpose I was ambushed!
*Seriously it’s a defense used with four corners and a swingman.*
Maybe I can hook-shot myself up with the defense work, it probably pays better.
at least the kids had a ball.
That shot almost took him to the hole
Hitting that roof probably put him in a foul mood.
if not, he probably pass-ed out
He was hoping this would catapult him into a hall of fame.
That is the first time I’ve ever seen a gutter-shot in a basketball game.
That was a bad idea…
Really?
What gave it away?
Stupidity at it’s finest. sigh, boys will be boys
Ballistic genious at work… hehehehehheh
he probably deserved it…
FIST!
If that’s what you really want, I think Ryannon has the slightly used rubber one with minimal staining. Just make sure you bring lots of water-based lubricant.
or I’m sure you can get your own at the flea market.
Actually, she lent it to me. And now it’s stuck.
where?
In the Vicar’s butt.
Cheeky devil.
Was he hanging curtains again or “not” engaging in sexual games?
WHOAAA! I totally did NOT expect that is going to happen! I mean I thought about… dozen other things but not this! Holy crap! I’m so surprised it didn’t work the way they planned. I’m shocked!
I bet it this short video was deriectet by someone who worked at LOST set.
Your sarcasm is LOST on us.
I’m sorry for your LOTS!
deriectet?
An underground euphemism for a crappy old, washed up director? Decrepit Director?
Ahhhh, thanks!
*adds ‘deriectet’ to custom words dictionary*
A derelict director, maybe?
A hobo herder?
DarWIN!
Hee…
comment WIN!!!
Geez, I know people who’ve tried stuff like that. I think they whould have tried something denser than the basketball board. It probably would have worked.
If one of those kids were Asian…
What? What exactly were you going to say next? Another rotten stereotype about Asians?
I think he was going to say that the asian would build an automatic catapult robot.
Lunchbox and Zurack: Are your avatars different views of the same character? And what the hell is that? A hippo? I like it, just wondering what it is.
they are actually the same person. Lunchbox aka Zurack feels a little lonely from time to time so he replies to himself.
You’ve misinterpreted that completely, Doctor. It’s MPSD, and this is how the different personalities interact with each other.
*picks up psychology for dummies*
*reads*
Ah, the student has become the master
Google “moomin”. That will give you the answer.
Ahh, thanks. I just glanced at the Wikipedia article on it, but I’ll “Finnish” it later. Thanks.
thank you, and google moonin to you as well.
^.^ OMG…. I loved those books *goes off to find moomintroll flair*
or that his buck teeth might get knocked out when he hits the roof.
I’d like to apologize for that comment. It was completely uncalled for.
I bet (hope) that the kid being vaulted is that stupid pooping dachshund.
I agree with you but why give the troll the spotlight?
You’re right. I’ll shut up now.
… about “that-which-we-shall-not-mention” at least.
No problem.
Hey, Blue2th…
NO PANTS!!!
Heeheehee…*skedaddles*
/html
(sheesh)
[/pants]
[/skirts]
[/shirt]
Wheeeee!
[/corset]
You’re wearing a corset??
Don’t ask, don’t tell…
*snork*
Lactose-Intolerent Dachhund? Why? I kinda liked him. AND, by the way, everyone poops so shut up about it.
I feel bad for this kid, horrible way to get shingles.
Soi, soi, soi
He probably feels awfully drained after that.
Get your mind outta the gutter!!! Oh, wait, you probably didn’t mean it like that…
Don’t feel so downspout it.
That vid completely changes the definition of “eavesdrops” for me.
The poor kid just wanted to be hip.
He thought it was hip to be aired.
He wasn’t gable to perform the stunt as planned.
I truss he did not think this was going to be a soffit landing.
It’s all a facade.
Or maybe he misunderstood what it means to do “Roofies”.
Now he can file head of household on his taxes.
I don’t think that demographic pays any taxes.
He always did have his head in the clouds.
You gutter admire his courage, though.
I still have the scar, it’s not easy to eat and talk.
Don’t worry, he still has 2 of his 3 brain cells left.
Too bad he messed up his face. It would’ve been better for the rest of us if he had busted his balls, thereby exiting the gene pool.
What a complete DF.
Deer Feeder?
Dragon Friends?
Drunken Fool?
Deep Freeze?
Donkey Fondler?
Douche Frequency?
Double Fudge?
Drunk Fight?
Donut Fiend!
Disturbed Frog?
Drowsy Frog?
Disgusting Fanny?
Delinquent Falstaff?
Dyslexic Fistula? (or would that be Lysfexic Distula?
Dyslexics Untie!
Draconian Filosophy?
Dang Floorboards!!!!
*hops around on one foot, holding stubbed toe*
Doctor Frankenstein.
*offers help with LB’s toe*
MAWHAHAHAHA!
*Dashes For safety from mad scientist*
Over here they’ll never look for you here!
*runs down stairs to upstairs basement*
Deranged Farter?
*Damns Fairy*
*Dumps Frenchie* Oh, Dragongirl, you don’t mind if I call you Frenchie, right?
DRAGON *FOOOM!!!*
Duck Fumb?
Disney Flick?
Duck Fixer?
Darf Fader?
is that like eye bleach?
Dainty Fluffy?
DaintDat Funny?
(Drunken Fools wont nest below this level)
Drat, I Fail. Drunken Fool has been used.
However, Ditsy Fräuleins will….
(Dastardly Fiends won’t plot below this level)
Diabolical foes will though
(Dusty Fans wont blow below this level)
And so will Dragons’ Fire
But Dragon’s FOOMS aren’t here….yet.
I know where they need to be: igniting Dachshund Feces.
I put it up there, guys. ^^^
Yayyy!!!
This isnt realy a catapult but im too lazy to explain (even after 24 ounces of monster
) because I spent all my energy explaining that a rock woul beat a cat on a pickle lol! The comment is below.
Calvin wrote:
“I think that cat choking on a pickle because when it vomits the vomit would eat away at the other items!”
Well think about that cats vomit isnt acidic enough to melt/eat away at a rock and plus dont you think that a cat wouldnt vomit if the pickle its choking on is in its throat and even if it did dont you think if the pickle is big enough to choke the cat that the vomit would be blocked by the pickle, besides wouldnt the cat just choke to death, and rocks are the hardest natural substance because diaminds are rocks and theyre crystals but there still rocks the only reason theyre called crystals is because of theyre molecular structure which is a unuiqe pattern which creates a strong substance but going back to what is said before…I dont think theres sufficient enzymes to break down half of all the other stuff in the battle and a cat cant be any size cats are within a natural range but a rock could be any size you can think of so even if the cats vomit could break down anything it would take forever to break down a rock and accounting for the size of the rock everything else would break down first and the rock with enough force of course could break anything thats why theyre used on industrial saw blades and the rock could be sharp and then rocks depending on the type yet again of course wouldnt dull that fast and plus they can be very heavy which would mean they would be hard to move and another factor is that rocks can be round which would make a large rock to move would also make it harder to stop basicly its all simple properties of energy so science the rock would be larger it would hae more stored energy based on the mass of the rock it makes it easier to start the process of takeing that stored energy and turning it into kinetic energy but that also makes it harder to stop that process with the work capabilities of what youre using but in the end the rock would win!
CLASS DISSMISSED!!!
uhh
would*
science = seince (on the words below the qoute I was mispelling alot that day lol) oh yeah and im new
You are misspelling a lot today as well.
Good job, boxed lunch, you just cursed out an eleven-year-old. He’s the same age as my daughter, and I’m pretty sure I would be in deep shite if I ever used THAT word with HER…
*hangs head in mock shame*
Young children are resilient. He will forgive you I’m sure.
You called it besides im worse…..
Worse. . .or better?
If you wanna run with the big dogs, you’ve gotta learn to pee in the tall grass.
… the grass right over there. yep, the patch with the thistles.
My brain failed at trying to read your massive run-on sentences
When somone gets around to reading this can you send me the cliff notes to yesIstoleit@aol.com
Cliff notes:
1. Cats eat both pickles and rocks.
2. Rocks are harder than pickles.
3. Nothing of value can be found in the offending post.
4. Jon is new.
5. Jon needs to drink more Monster.
No, you are wrong.
1. zzZzzzZ
2. CLASS DISMISSED!!!
Maybe he should switch to Red Bull..
Im still 11 and im fat so my heart doesnt need any more strain lol.
EAT YOUR GREENS.
I’m two years older and thinner than you.
You’re two years thinner?
She was in the camp with McCain… The diet wasn’t all that filling.
*snortgiggle*
…and it was torture getting up in the morning.
Crap. My *snortgiggle* posted in the wrong place. I was
actually replying to Lunchbox up there!!^^^^
Damn blogmonster.
tl;dr
tl;dr
tl;dr
ts;dr
Is it dead? I would call it a he, but it’s far too stupid.
If he makes it through puberty, his life insurance is going to make a widow very happy.
As long as they don’t find her fingerprints on the bottle of antifreeze.
Oh no, I don’t think she will have to off him. If he thought this was a good idea, there will be lots more “good ideas” as he gets older. She just has to give it time and take out the policy for lots of money.
Very Wile E. Coyote!
Very Truman Capote!
Very raspberry compote.
The Epitome of Hyperbole!
Very Taliban Consumé
sorry im so forgetful today! I forgot to say ” to see the website thats from click my name ” and im only 11 so please go easy on me!
It’s a harsh world out here.. I would take you under my wing but I’m not
real chicken.
Ooo! What is your other half??
See, now that’s funny. Avoid the long posts, and you’ll do just fine here. There is an honorable roll call of young posters on this blog.
That was meant for Jon… but, PM, you’re funny too.
Thanks Lu.. lu.. *unsuccessfully tries to make that symbol*
Thanks midday meal box Moomin dude!
The funny thing about the symbol is, I can’t recreate it either… I post with just a plain “Lunchbox” from work, and like this from home. HTML and I don’t get along all that well….
HTML is a very fickle friend. Don’t feel too bad.
Hee hee…I just cut and paste your name right into the window.
£υηçhþöχ
£υηçhþöχ
£υηçhþöχ
£υηçhþöχ
See?
Hee hee…I just cut and paste your name right into the window.
Dragonwriter
Dragonwriter
Dragonwriter
Dragonwriter
See?
Hee hee…I just cut and paste your name right into the window.
your name
your name
your name
your name
See?
I love you guys!
But I use the Zurack account at home too!
define “young”.
42
Damn! Just missed being young!
I miss being young too
Youth is a state of mind. If you don’t mind acting stupid, you can be youthful again!
YAY! I’m still young!!!
Just stay away from any makeshift catapults.
Actually, I think men get old at 36. It’s at that age you can date a woman half your age and it’s not illegal.
Depends on where you live. If you go by that rule it’s 32 over here.
And 15 in some countries.
hmmmm, where’s Over Here?
as memory serves
16 yr olds are yummy!
I will never reveal that. They are all mine. MINE I tell you!
Notionally, half my age has been legal for a couple of years now, but
fair dinkum cobber, you’re a worry.
Heh… so funny. I didn’t, since I’m 17
then I’m an infant.
Whew! Thanx for that, B2th.
Ok thanks for the advice!
BTW Anyone else here from Florida?
Yup. Jacksonville area.
Im from Orlando!
Im live in Orlando
Live from Orlando, its grammar fail!
Better question: Anyone else here from the US?
*Texas
Wisconsin
Cheese head!!!!!!!
Woooo!
I’m a cheese head, too! I grew up in Wisconsin, though I don’t live there anymore.
I’m a watermelon head
.
Look out behind you!! It’s Gallagher!
*ducks*
yeah, yeah on the wisconsin!!
are you talking about sucking on the Easy Cheese nozzle?
In a few years, if we are to believe Al Gore, Sweden will have palmtrees and 30 degrees (centigrade) every day. All the hurricanes will have emigrated to us and everyone will have a pet alligator at home.
Does that count?
I actually do have alligators that hang around my house. I live right on the edge of a protected wetland (OK, it’s a swamp, but it IS federally protected). Last summer I had one in my backyard that was ~4-meters long. They’re cool to watch, and very tasty, but you can HAVE the hurricanes. Been there, done that, too many times…. *bitter expression crosses my face*
Mental note to self: Take a trip to Florida during non-hurricane season.
Don’t like windy weather, don’t like rain, don’t want to die, don’t like heat.
Like alligators, like women in bikinis, like wearing black jeans and shirts…
Change previous mental note to self: Watch a film, set in Florida.
Maryland here.
ASL!!!!
We DO NOT play that game here. Migrate over to LOLrazzi or ICHC, you’d probably get a better response.
Oh, and… DON’T FREAKIN’ YELL AT ME!!!
Maybe he just wanted to use sign language…very emphatically.
Maybe…?
.
.
.
Okay, prolly not.
LSR
SLR!!
*points, shoots, leaves*
That is quite clever, well played sir.
.
(One of the two types of shutters on an SLR camera are leaf shutters)
I’m from Texas which borders LA which borders MS which borders AL which borders FL…does that count?
I have family in FL, does that count?
As long as their feet are dry I guess.
Im from FL and my feet are wet…..wait I take that back…ew.
Feet? or..
Backs?
Either way I’m good.
I was referring to the Wet foot/Dry foot Cuban visa policy. No problem though, I’m sure you’ll get the next one.
*Dries tears* thanks b2f..
Googled it. What a dumb policy! I have heard
of illegal immigrants being called wetbacks. But
this is ridiculous!!
Next google task for you: look up “surfside six” in Delray Beach, Fl. This was the true culmination of just how stupid the policy is, and how dangerous it can become to enforce it…
I used to watch that show. Does that count?
That falls under the category of, “What is the most stupid regulation or law you have ever enforced?”. Wet foot-dry foot my arse.
Arse foot my dry.
Dry arse? I think they sell meds for that.
They’re not meds they’re called “Vasaline”!
I’ve been to Disney World. Does that count?
hahaha. they probably said. when will i ever use math. and now they pay the price
“ha ha ha”
You probably said.
“when will i ever need capitalization and punctuation.”
And when you get into college.. You will pay the price
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I don’t get it. :[
Well, it would appear wolfgangmunzerl2 was trying to do one of those kewl keyboard symbol pictures but forgot that multiple spaces don’t work on FAILblog – thus provoking a sarcastic comment from Lunchbox congratulating him on failing
Actually, I was the one who forgot multiple spacing doesn’t work here. I tried it and failed… Wolfgang did approximate a good catapult, if you look at it abstractly.
The top line has the body hitting the roof, below is the catapult, followed by the X<—fail here.
I was actually sincere, for a change.
I knew you were, £υηçhþöχ. *smooch*
thats got to hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa that monster turned my piss green!
Can we post HTML objects in our post?
youCAN do stuff like this
I see peopel do other things but dont know how to yet.
˙uɹɐǝl oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ noʎ
It’s not too hard. TryGoogle.
DIDN’T WORK!!
Tried to make it hot pink and red.
HTML, and advice, fail.
Hello? You there?
OWWWWW I HIT MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!!
*flees from fearsome piss-changing monster*
Call Batman! Tell him to turn into Spiderman! There is a monster on the loose!
Monster=energy drink. -.-
petmousse whaty is your icon? i cant quite figure it out
It’s abstract. I want a better one but I can’t decide what I want.
jon dude, check your eyeballs out, cuz if they turn yellow or green, HAUL ASS to the E.R. !
That sounds like the voice of experience??
I’ll second that. Last year, a friend of mine was at dinner with some people, and one mentioned his eyes looked a little yellow. He went to the doctor, but the damage was already done. He was dead 8-months later. I think it was some sort of cancer on his liver and/or kidney(s).
Oooh…I’m so sorry.
*hug*
Thanks, DragonWriter. He was one of those “full of life” types that everyone liked to hang out with. He’ll be missed.
One of those “Life isn’t fair” things. I understand.
Here. Have a drink, and we’ll raise a glass in a toast to your friend.
*toasts*
*clinks ‘n’ drinks*
*pops toast up to nest*
Just for the record, you rock and your previous comment proves that to anyone that knows you.
Ohh…goodness.
*gets a little teary-eyed*
Thank you, my friend. You rock pretty hard yourself.
*HUG!*
Rock on Dragon. . .rock on.
where should this have nested it doesnt make since sense cents hear here
Thanks, Dragonwriter. I had to go offline for awhile. Please don’t think I was ignoring you. In fact, I raise my glass of The Black Seal Rum to you and my departed friend. Cheers!
Damn it! I was screwing with that stupid dog a couple of posts back and forgot to change back. Oh, well.
Oh…Odo.
Say it ain’t so.
I took his name and made some posts with some pretty harsh expletives hoping it might get him filtered (booted). OK, not my proudest moment, but that stupid pup annoyed the hell out of me. Maybe it worked? *crosses fingers*
No. It’s the same icon, I went and checked.
And each icon is individual. You could take his name, but not his icon.
Ah, well, the jig’s up!
Life lesson, kiddies: “Trust no one”.
Bye, everyone! You’ve all been fun!
(I poops now… for the last time).
Please…. how could you be both the LID & Odo?
LID = Childish & Irritating (also went back & checked avatar)
Odo = Thoughtful decent sounding Adult
^^^Perhaps a good Psychologist could help you sort it out?
recover and return perhaps
I love those kinds of people, they always leave an empty spot. I feel with you Odo. New Years’ eves are dreadful for me because of a guy like that.
The good thing though, he never wanted us to feel sad, so we always drink for him that night, every year.
Thanks, Whiplasher. He was truly one of those Renaissance guys. He was equally comfortable discussing politics, art, or football. He was a great cook and a caring guy. But he was also the kind of guy you could sit down with and polish-off a bottle of rum. He was no wimp, though. 1200 years ago, he wouldn’t have been out of place in a Viking raid. RIP my friend.
Please…. how could you be both the LID & Odo?
LID = Childish & Irritating (also went back & checked avatar)
Odo = Thoughtful decent sounding Adult
^^^Perhaps a good Psychologist could help you sort it out?
I didn’t think anything could go wrong with that idea.
When I was younger we used to do stupid stuff like this, ride bicycles with just rims down enbankements up to ramps, use muskeydime vines as jungle ropes to swing into the ponds or over barbed wire fences, jump from hay lofts into piles of hay, try and ride my uncles calves like bull riders, slide off the roof of the house on card board. man we were stupid.
Yeah, you can really be glad to have woken up from that stupidity
Nah partner, I’m just glad I woke up this morning, I was Glad I was granted another day to create chaos and cunfussion on planet earth! *queue the evil laugh*
I’m always sorry to wake up. Always waking up without anyone sleeping beside me. Not being able to make some breakfast to someone else. It’s kind of lonely to have coffee alone.
So, I hate waking up, mostly because I love making breakfast… to someone else than me.
/angst
(No offense.)
Nah, not really. I’m just a bit lonely, not trying and not wanting anything else as a matter of fact.
Freedom is a powerful thing for me. But the “waking up”-part is the
worst. It all goes away after a steady breakfast of a cup of strong, black coffee and two cigarettes. (Doing it like Zappa)
Waking up alone every morning is…difficult. I very much sympathize.
But waking up with the wrong person is worse.
I feel your pain. Nothing like waking up to cold, empty, loney air to make you wana roll over and pretend in never happened.
So, after you rode your Uncle’s calves a few times, did it mess up his knees?
:p
Pffflt!
.
.
.
ha
You’ll notice that there are never any teen girls doing dumb shtuff like this.
Riiiigghhhhttt… ‘Cause teen boys have cornered the market on stupidity.
I used to climb out the attic window and hang out on the roof at my friends house…. when I was about 13. Her family had a 3 story house. I came very close to falling off. Once. I never went up there again.
Once I… no wait!
*fiddles with memory*
…chased a wasp thinking it could be my friend. But it turned out that it already had enough of them. And none of them liked me.
“friendly” wasp = oxymoron for sure
“Oxymoron is a loanword from Greek oxy (“sharp” or “pointed”) and moros (“dull”). Thus the word oxymoron is itself an oxymoron.”
actually “The frontal lobes are involved in motor function, problem solving, spontaneity, memory, language, initiation, judgement, impulse control,^^ and social and sexual behavior**.” and it helps us decide on the logical consequences/outcome of thoughts like “I gotta cool idea…”} don’t really kick in for ^^BOYS until their 20′s (if ever).
oh, and the **GIRLS are too busy chatting on the phone/computer about how stupid boys are to try anything wierd except making out with other girls
I used to be a gymnast.
‘Nuff said.
one of them gymnasty girls wearing one little piece of very tight fitting clothing *imagines*
*slaps self for being …. *
*imagines older young ladies of college age*
bakc in a fwe ko?
EVERBODY PLEASE CLICK ON MY NAME!
Sorry NOW click on my name.
No. Plllbbbt.
Click my name for free cookies!
No. Pllllbbbbt.
Pllllbbbbt?
I thought it was Plllbbbt!
weld your the teechur ewe shood no
*fixes speelchecker dicitoinary*
Now… Google does not have an answer, so I ask you guys:
“Say whaa? Pllllbbbb? what’s that?”
*snork*
Actually, I tried spelling it that way again, but the blogmonster wouldn’t let me. It detected a duplicate post and blocked the comment. So I had to change it just a little.
Pllllbbbbt has 63 hits on google, Plllbbbt has 952. So BBB is right.
Also:
dicitionary: approx 40900 hits
wheechiair: 7 hits
Sorry, Dragonwriter was right also. At least the first time.
(damn, I said that word)
*makes another fool of himself by not reading all the comments*
Don’t worry. You’re in good company. Have a cookie.
*steals cookie*
*glares at the cookie stealer*
Hey! There’s plenty to go around, you don’t need to steal!
*gives cookie back in shame*
Sorry.
*gives whiplasher his own cookie*
See?
*takes a bite of cookie and offers Avis three snowdrops*
Again, sorry. And thanks!
*grins*
Thank you!
Now. What is a snowdrop?
*steals whiplashers cookie*
A half eaten cookie? Why? I’m not gonna give you your own for that.
*gives whiplasher another cookie, guarding it from theft*
It’s a flower, I do believe.
*wink*
A snowdrop is the first flower of the spring. Pure white and shaped as a falling raindrop. They usually spring up just before the snow melts.
IMO the most beautiful flower there is, they die young though. That might be the reason I like them so much.
*smiles*
I got another cookie!
*happy*
Good grief! I even read “Stardust” too! I shoulda known that!
Doh! I also forgot about stardust.
*bangs head against wall*
*steals a full cookie from whiplasher and eats then laughs in whip’s face just to make him cry and look theres no more cookies left even nothing to make cookies HAHA JON WIN!!!!!!*
Oh this looks like fun.
*bangs whiplasher’s head against wall*
Spanks jon and sends him to bed without a computer.
*sprinkles cookie crumbs all over bed first*
*Brings forth the whip and lashes towards ryannon*
Take this!
.
*Misses because of all the Welch kisses with the wall. Hits a vase, the vase flies all the way to Narnia where it crashes on Asla’s head*
Oops, sorry.
.
*Hides*
*eats what is left of the cookie*
Did.
Don’t see the point.
Don’t you have school or something? I know it’s just now what, 2:30 in FL?
I think it’s 4:30 there right now, but still you’d think his mommy would monitor the sites he visits.
That would take too much effort.
he’s nice harmless and new and really hasn’t been irritating …. yet
be nice to him and maybe he wont morph into a troll
but that being said
@ 11 yrs old he’s really too young to hang with us w/o him unintentionally pissing someone off eventually.
Or us scarring him for life…
Well, that’s a given.
I was scared when the first GTA game came out…
I staed home sick today and my mom IS parnoid but I dont care and even if I wasnt sick I still get out of middle school at 1:30.
why would she have to monitor failblog? We’re all so friendly here!
Monitor…. MONITOR!??!! *boots stupid MONITOR!*
Who are you referring to I don’t see anybody.
;P don’t be so mean, weinierbagel. It’s not nice to ignore Avis. Imagine how you’d feel if she were ignoring you, lol
what a retards…
Here pot, I think you left your kettle behind.
It’s ok, he just accidenty his ‘retards’
I agree kab, the young chap came to an ‘ard rest’.
Can anyone make out what it says across the screen for just a moment about 8 seconds in? I know “chode” is the first word. What a vocabulary win that word is.
imao he deserves it!
very stupid…
the other kids did not even force him to do that.
hope he had fun
What is the subliminal message?
Something about “Chode …”
I wonder at which point they thought that this was a good idea…
Right up until he hit the roof, would be my guess.
It’s because he got caught on the Back board, plus he didn’t jump
Headshot.
Shotgun.
*loads*
Gunfire.
*stokes*
*sigh*
*hooks post to the Admiral’s above*
*sigh*
I replied in form, with firearm, but the blogmonster is currently munching on it because I didn’t obscure what I did with the trigger.
Don’t worry. I felt it.
Armful.
*squeezes*
Fulgent.
*dazzled*
Gentleness.
*touches*
Essence.
*appreciates*
Centigrade.
*warms*
The blogmonster ate my response. Apologies if it resurfaces.
Centigrade.
*warms*
Darkness.
*dreams*
Your fundementals are strong, kid, but you need to work on your hook shot. Ah, but I don’t blame ya. Must be hard to get practice time in what with those hooligans tryin’ to use the backboard as a catapult.
Hee…!
This was obviously not the physics class…
Never underestimate the power of stupid boys.
oh yikes
Roof: 1
Stupid Kids: 0
Well it sounded like a good idea at the time!
LOL, Funnies tthing I have EVER seen!
http://www.anonymity.cz.tc
Stay in school
:Lol:
Hey y’all watch this!
Youtube video link fail
FAILBLOG YOUTUBE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PWNED!
Idiots =)
3…………2…………..1………….F A I L!
the equation these guys forgot is the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat lol. Seriously, do they have nothing better to do. What idiots but im still lmfao
The only thing that would have made this funnier is if this village idiot snapped his neck and died or became paralyzed.
Darwinian by all standards here! Hahaha.
OH NO! the net broke!!!
Gonna…fly like an eagle…yeah!
slow motion win
Well this is just plain stupid.
Chaos?
Check!
Panic?
Check!
Disorder?
Check!
DOOM?
Pending.
Obviously all of them passed physics ~.~, i built a trebuchet in 5th grade out of an R2D2 toy box, slats from my bed frame and my mums panty hose.. these guys couldn’t figure out that, unless their superman, ‘pushing’ the hoop up won’t generate a large enough amount of momentum?
The original idea was to catapult him on the roof, now it all makes sense.
Warning: this video appears to have been attached to a malicious spyware program. Play at your own risk.
Haha!
I don’t get it.. probably because it’s my native language :p
please explain to me why this is funny to you?
I love failblog!
If that one guy had not lost his balance and jumped, this would be a WIN.
This is what happens when young people get bored.
first!
wheres natural slection when you need it??
OMG!
rewind that and try again…
Uhh click on “go large” to look at the chatbox.
Uhh click on “Go Large!” to see the chatbox.
COME ON ALREADY CLICK “GO LARGE!”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol I dont want to sound mean.